#im drowning in headcanons

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[ophanstears]

i could explain why anyone that says "flowey cant feel (positive emotions) because he doesnt have a soul" is wrong but i dont feel like it. all you need to know that as a fellow trauma survivor he is my puppet to project onto whether he likes it or not

read the tags for more i suppose

[teethcake]

Ooooo you want to talk about head canons that are haunting your mind oooooooo

Youre right I do want too, heres my Ben headcannon :3

Im not sure how well this will make sense but to be it makes sense. Bens whole deal can be summed us as an overtime progression and its how he gets his blood (eye goop also). Ben hates it but nothing he can do, hes corrupted

... little EJ headcannon also

[tea-darling1]

out of genuine curiosity would anyone mayhaps be interesting in... my crp headcanons... like.... for individual characters and maybe also mayhaps ethnicities, sexualities & ships/relationships between the characters... would that be something anyone would like to see im considering if its worth it to share my ideas and stuff idk... sobs

i have no one to talk to about my headcanons

[rockphos]

★— creepypasta headcanons bcs I'm bored :3

made this with my bsf (he has no idea what creepypasta is)

TW!!! : mentions of alcohol, abuse, mentions of murder (ofc), smoking, organ eating (basically cannibalism), TELL ME IF I MISSED MORE !!

Jeff The Killer :

a bit abusive and possessive

ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGERISSUES

his room is an absolute mess, a yellow stained matress, monster cans in the corner of his room n everything

absolutely REFUSES to buy a new knife, he thinks he doesn't need a new one

probably smells like gas

instead of him blinking (he can't because bro has no eyelids) he rolls is eyes back :3

Ben Drowned :

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STINKS due to how he stays in his room all day

his computer is both fast and slow at the same time

only gets out of his room to eat (rarely eats since he's a ghost)

picks fights with jeff

had a invader zim phase

Ticci toby :

has a hard time sitting down lmao, he tried to sit properly but failed

his fingers are covered in bandages due to how he keeps biting his nails (i mean he can't feel pain so 🤷)

this man REEKS of marijuana and pine wood, no questions asked

he lets his anger out on killing people, which happens often

sharpens his hatchets once in a while :3

Eyeless Jack :

definitely smells like men's cologne or organs

he works out sometimes on weekends, I don't see how he doesn't

is a great cook but doesn't cook often, he prefers eating organs

his teeth are sharp, perfect for chewing organs :3

still good with first aid, patches up toby when his fingers bleed

note : i ran out of ideas lmao, anwyays first post !! ALL OF THESE ARE OOC(?) but happy advanced new year!! :33

[creek-ink]

my tablet isn't working atm, so have this BEN design I drew w my fingers on ibis paint

[koolaidoverliving]

i believe in Transfem Ben Drowned supermacy

it starts with sally and lazari making ben wear dresses for their tea parties (they do it to all the guys in the mansion i fear).

ben has a moment of confusion where theyre like "Wait i actually kinda like pretending to be a pretty princess" and then realises its because they want to be a pretty gal too

[scary-lasagna]

Creeps playing FNAF

What's a FNAF?

Slender

Splendor

Jane

Zalgo

Kagekao

How do I move?

Slender

Tim

Hoodie

Very aggressive toward every character they see

Jeff

Clockwork

Kate

Sally

Completely focused on doing the camera combo

Ben

Liu

Hobo Heart

Steve

Lost Silver

Vluto energy

Jeff

Offender

Toby

Just keeps talking about how the game is bad when they lose

Jeff

Nina

Sally

Casual Player

Puppeteer

Kate

Brian

Knows the ENTIRE lore and never shuts up about it/veteran

Sally

Toby

Jeff

Ben

Jason

Just plays it for the hype/someone made them

Helen

Laughing Jack (although he's a fan of sister location and Pizza-Sim)

Splendor

Eyeless Jack

Trender

Masky

Dark Link

[cybercasket]

Guys. Guys Ben Drowned's canon last name isn't actually Lawman

I've known this for a while, and more I think about it, the more it makes me feel like I should say something 😭

It was a misconception that started with an older version of Ben's page on the Jadusable Wiki. (It was never used for any non-ARG version of Ben prior to this.) I remember spotting Lawman being used as Ben's last name around 2016-2018 or so, and it has been edited out of his page since 2020. (It was on the page they have for the dead child rather than the Network/entity. I think it might've happened before they moved off Fandom wiki, because I think I remember seeing comments and their new wiki doesn't have those).

During the second arc (2011-2012), Jadusable mailed some bonus material to people who donated to him. One of these bonus materials was a section from a newspaper, which describes the murder-suicide of two members of the Lawman family along with their son, with some tampering to the article that appears to have been done by BEN.

You can zoom into the image and read it, or check out it's page on the wiki here (which I highly recommend as it has some added information, like what all the censored words are.) It's a very interesting piece of lore that's fun to analyze--however, I wouldn't recommend reading it if you're super squeamish or sensitive to graphic details related to death. (The method of the killing itself isn't mentioned.)

While this seems to be about Ben on the surface, it's actually not. The only way we can tell is by the date of the newspaper: In the column to the left of the "Spring Is In The Air!" paragraph, the year 2011 is mentioned, but we know that Ben died on 4/23/2004. The wording of the Lawman event feels recent (as if they're talking about an event a few months prior), when Ben's death would've been far gone by now.

With what's likely BEN tampering on the top right (where they creatively use block-out poetry to say "You shouldn't have done that," among many other things) combined with the mention of someone's son dying, it makes a ton of sense that the wiki editors assumed that Ben is a member of this Lawman family that appears here. At some point, screenshots of the wiki ended up being circulated and the larger Creepypasta fandom accepted Lawman as being Ben's "real" last name.

Lawman is actually the last name of a different (and much less relevant) character, Tyler, who appears briefly in the first and third arcs. It's not entirely clear what happened to him or his family, and I think the Newspaper Article is intended to be fun bonus material for Jadusable's donators rather than something that's meant to supply important information about the ARG characters--something like Ben's last name would be crucial for puzzles and passwords, and would give the 50 donators who received the article an unfair advantage (and Jadusable isn't the type of creator who'd be okay with that). Regardless, it carries some interesting implications about the Behavioral Event Network, and Matt's initials are also here for some reason. It's probably one of the most head-spinning materials in the whole game.

[pernicious-pastas]

*cracks knuckles*

Creeps Headcanons !!

these are a little rushed but here’s some basic headcanons

Masky:

-Masky himself, is just a proxy. He's not Tim, He's not anybody, just alive to serve Slenderman and fulfill “menial” tasks in Slender’s eyes, which of course is actually the emotionless calculated butchering of citizens. He realistically has no discernable looks, age, or even a standing in humanity. But he aligns with whatever body he's in at the moment. While he's Tim- Masky is in his mid-late 20s, strong and incredibly skilled in combat. Muscular arms and broad shoulders with dark brooding eyes.

-While Masky is only here to research, prepare/confirm directions, as well as fulfill most of the missions- He can still have his own personality and tendencies !!

-Short-tempted, blunt, and none of the southern hospitality his vessel’s accent would incline you to believe, Masky can be described as “difficult” by many, many people. Most people actually.

-Around people who he actually does like he’s still a bit of a prick, but you can see there’s more that meets the eye. He’s funny and lighthearted, and willing to lend a helping hand no matter what situation he’ll end up putting himself through.

-smokes Marlboro Red Shorts. Haha.

Hoodie:

-Like Masky, He aligns with his current vessel. Early-mid 20s and incredibly buff, He's the tallest proxy standing at 6’2. Think college gym-bro whose body got snatched and taken to be inhabited by an unhinged sad man. Oh wait-

-Hoodie is quite standoffish and cold to people he doesn’t know, but his friends would describe him as a good soul trapped under a hard exterior and expectations. His hearty laugh is the most contagious of the creeps- if you’re lucky enough to get one out of him.

-Selective mutism whilst on missions/around certain people *caugh* slender *cough* as well as most of the creeps.

-He hangs out with Ben and E. Jack while not on missions. Though he does consider himself a loner and lives in a small cabin near the mansion he built himself a few 30 or so years ago, in a close proximity he also built four other cabins, which he (semi-reluctantly) allows Masky, Toby, and E. Jack use, the other is empty. Throughout his life he’s build countless cabins and camp-outs, which he takes advantage of regularly while out on missions.

Toby:

-Toby is in his mid-20s, with brown locks unkemptly framing his face. He's lean and tall, strong and intelligent, definitely the brains of the proxies. Toby has a few facial piercings from Ben using him as a practice dummy- though he loves the looks (Slender wants to rip them out)

-Because he's the only ‘human’ proxy, Toby’s given fewer missions and hours because of his lower mental and physical stamina, No super strength for Toby :(

-Slender allows him to work a part-time job as a result of that. Hoodie and Masky do the brunt of the work but Toby brings in their dough to survive- so they don’t really mind- they are sort of spiteful though.

-Toby works somewhere in food service… I'll get back to you on that

Ben:

- Ben is a 5’5 male who behaves and appears to be in his early 20s, due to him being in the “ghost” class of creeps, he ‘ages’ incredibly slowly. With a blond shaggy outgrown mullet, he's rocking your classic cool guy stoner look. average Weezer and Nirvana enjoyer (Kurt Cobain dupe ?? 😱). Multiple facial and body piercing/mods. Perks of ghost nerves and pain receptors- He technically has none!

-Being in the mansion for almost 20-30 years now, he's one of the go-to guys when you have questions or just want a buddy around. He's friendly with everyone even if just surface level, which means he's always down to stir the pot when he gets bored.

-Resident stoner and video game enthusiast. Have a few hours to kill and Slender to disappoint? Come hang in Ben's room!

-Part time sales associate in a slow-paced electronic parts & games store. Loves to look busy at the counter doing nothing for hours but is somehow employee of the month?? Favorite part of the job is organizing shelves perfectly and then moving around merchandise to do it all over again. Always late to work even though he comes in through an old tv in the back? what traffic??

-girl flirting with him: *points to the legend of zelda poster behind him* hey, has anyone told you you look like link?

-him, visibly sweating: i don’t know who that is.

Eyeless Jack:

-Jack is normally an ordinary, 6’5 man with dark brown curls that fall over his ears, he has a large muscular frame and shark-like teeth with distinct canines. He has dark grey skin, with long black claws, and of course, empty eye sockets with black tar sporadically leaking from them. So very ordinary!

-When hungry, Jacks's fingernails and teeth start to painfully grow, his eyes become pin-pointed and tunnel-visioned. The only sense he can make out is smell. Ripping into the first thing/person he can find and feeling bad later.

-Jack tries his hardest to stay well-fed. And with friends in high places, it's not a difficult task.

-He's a huge homebody. He doesn't like seeing people or going out, but he does like hanging out with the other creeps. He most enjoys the company of Hoodie or Ben, but doesn't mind the others. he comes off as aloof to the people he doesn't really make an effort to interact with.

-(I'm gonna write a Jack fic soon so just know he's possessive and a lover boy. details soon)

[seaofolives]

🎭 #torokatober2024 day 12/31: pierrot 🎻

Even the bed creaks stutter with Quatre’s hips, the pressure between his straddled legs bursting in waves. This is where he usually screams.

He doesn’t. The circus grounds are so quiet, and this is their last night together before Trowa goes on tour to the farthest cluster known to man.

Trowa brings him down to his feverish chest, turning them on their sides on his narrow bed, in his cramped tent.

Quatre strokes the glitters on his cheek from tonight’s makeup. He’ll miss him.

Trowa kisses him deeply, his tongue and his hips moving again.

Quatre sighs, his toes curling.

find the list of prompts here!

[cclowneryy]

laughing jackmas #2: how talk do you think Laughing Jack is? i think i’ve always headcanon him as being 8’7 bc apparently his creator confirmed it. i’ve seen people say 7ft-10ft

also if i have no drawings or writings imma just do a shitpost/questionare thing lol

[snazzles]

Jeff The Killer would be the player character since he has interacts with Ben a lot. Jeff is Ben’s closest friend. I love this duo so much.

oh absolutely! I kinda like to think Ben would have selection screens like in a game when people are making decisions that have to do with him or like he asks someone something thats a concrete this or this answer.

I feel like ben would have irl pop up ads appear around Jeff to fuck with him. probably smth like the you are an idiot virus or just anything annoying.

[seventh-district]

babe wake up a new Venti-coded song just droppped

“I’m as sober as a drunk.

I’m as high as rock bottom.

Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar.”

[koolaidoverliving]

Do all of the creepy pastas have sexuality headcanons? If so, can we hear them?

hello, yes! they do!

i have sexuality and gender headcanons for everyone. but there are some more complex ones which are listed at the bottom if you want to read :)

Nina: Bisexual, Female

Nurse Ann: Bisexual, Female

Suicide Sadie: Bisexual, Trans Female

Candy Pop: Bisexual, Trans Male

X-Virus: Bisexual, Male

Clockwork: Pansexual, Female

Nathan: Pansexual, Trans Male

Liu: Pansexual, Male

Sully: Homosexual, Non-Binary

Jeff: Homosexual, Male

Kagekao: Homosexual, Genderfluid

Jane: Lesbian, Female

Toby: Unlabelled, Male

Kate: Aroace, Female

Zero: Aroace, Agender

Eyeless Jack: Asexual, Non-Binary

The Puppeteer: Asexual, Male

Bloody Painter: Asexual, Trans Male

Judge Angels: Straight, Female

Lulu: Straight, Female

and then here are the extras—

Ben: When it comes to his gender, he's unsure if he feels entirely like a guy. It's nothing extreme, so he puts it at the back of his mind. He took a small liking to Lulu for a few months. Ben claims to be straight, but he does have a massive crush on The Onceler which he'll always back-up by saying "If he was a girl—"

Sally: She's clingy with Lazari and gets jealous when Lazari hangs out with other kids. It maaaaay be a crush, but she doesn't know it yet.

Lazari: She had a one-sided crush on Eyeless Jack when she was eight, but now she's not sure who or what she likes.

Jason: Jasonsexual (/joking). He doesn't go by any label, tells people he prefers women. Perhaps he's a bit curious, but he'll never admit that. Internalised homophobia is strong with this one.

Laughing Jack: Sex-repulsed Asexual. And though he's male presenting, he doesn't have a gender. What is he? He's a clown. Who does he like? He likes other clowns. Simple.

but yeah those are all i got! crediting my best friend for coming up with these with me, heehee.

[drownedinlavender]

Hi Lavender! Wanted to bother your inbox, do you have any main four/five dynamic headcanons? (Any ship you want can be included lol)

You're never a bother indigo 🫶🫶 Always a pleasure!! 🫂

Tbh, no, I don't really think I have headcanons for main 5 dynamics? What I do have are character dynamic analysis of what I've seen presented throughout the show. I write them down to sort of inspire me when I write or, like, to remind myself of character dynamics so I don't have to rewatch the show or certain episodes all the time when I write lol

Like, for instance, Butters’ and Cartman's friendship. I have like a whole rambling exploration of how they interact with one another and how they work together as characters. An example is that I talk a lot about how they genuinely work as friends because they both have a lot in common. I know a lot of the fandom sees their friendship as abusive but I personally see it as more them having a lot in common and that's why they interact a lot.

Butters is a savy businessman. He's been proven of being capable in with his pimping business, outsmarting Cartman with the hot dog business, and his future self, Chaos Victor.

Leopold is also capable of becoming the “villain” of the story, similar to Eric, as depicted in “The World Wide Privacy Tour” and the whole Weiners Out debacle.

Leopold is a cutie patootie and, the majority of the time, the butt of the joke, however, that doesn't erase him also being a capable schemer and misogynistic and I think that's why his friendship with Cartman works so well.

So yeah, that's what I mean by not really having headcanons about main five dynamics lol. I more than anything have character dynamic/relationship analysis that I keep as references haha.

I also pick up on what they've done together in canon and reference that. Like, all of them having board game night at Stan’s, Cartman and Kyle having similar music taste, Stan Kenny and Leopold hanging out without Kyle and Cartman when it pertains to the band, Stan Cartman Kenny and Leopold all playing video games together when Kyle is too busy doing something else (freaking out about the Prince and Princess moving across his street). I keep interactions like those in my back pocket and reference them throughout my writing

Then, sometimes, I get ideas for an interaction between some of the main five and use those analysis as reference lmaoo wow this sounds so boring of me omg