#im ded bye

[rttnbttrfly]

: - If I'm gonna snap necks, Then I'm gonna snap back - :

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Snap Back

Twenty One Pilots

[walker33961]

Guys please hold me I'm melting, crying, sobbing, laughing 😭❤🥺😳❤‍🔥✨🤣😭😭

SAM LIKED MY TWEET REPLY 😭😭😭😭👍🏻❤‍🔥😳❤

*fainted*

[sus-huening-kai]

"Give up on your dreams and die"

Levi Ackerman~

[borathae]

bye

[lewishamiltonstuff]

🫦 😁 ☺️ 🫦

[bangchanbabygirlx]

THIS LOOK!!!!

He's so 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[sleepless-crows]

i'm pretty sure in that last moment of the clip we got, you know what i'm talking about, kaz's thoughts are

"you failed me again brother. we lost our home and now you're the reason they've lost theirs too."

[14raeriluv]

NI-KI AND HYUNJIN CHK CHK BOOM DANCEEEEEEE.WHY DOES NI-KI FIT IT SM.(i think ni-ki and hyunjin became bsfs cuz last time they did lalala together and now this).NI-KI slayyy💥💥💥💥💥

[ohmygodwhyareallusernamestaken]

crying throwing up at the inbox you sent of svt hands oh my god bc i get joshua but listen..............

im a lanky skinny boy enthusiast AND MINGHAO'S HAND????? thinking things....... feeling feelings.

you can’t miss jeonghan’s. His hands are so veiny and they look like they have experience if that makes sense.

Also, why is Dino’s pinky finger so long? Even hao’s

I don’t like where my brain is going. 😩😩😩

[walker33961]

He liked 2 of my tweets...

I'm 🥰😭❤😳😭❤😳🥰❤😭

Alejandro 😭 (≧∇≦)/ 🤛🏻❤

[levipensieven]

Me *singing: "dear lord when i go to heaven please let me bring my man"

God: "girl? Which man? The fictional ones or the ones you never get? And which heaven! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HEAVEN WITH THAT KINK FOR WOLF FANFICTIONS!!"

[innaillus]

another CEO-kuna sketch.

bye im ded

[rememberwren]

'bye bye boyfriend'?!!! OMG DONT TELL ME HE WILL BE DED NEXT CHAPTER 😭😭😭 OMG THIS IS WHAT IM WAITING FOR

I won’t tell you that, don’t worry.

[erineverly]

“But you never saw other Ass-el.” Sighing, the boy pouts as though the world was ending just because his father’s never crossed paths with another man named Ass-el. Hearing her ex-husband snicker, Erin has to cover her mouth with her hand and fake a coughing fit to keep from giggling, which in turn would surely result in hurting the smaller redhead’s feelings. “We can make a big-board sign!” A billboard sign to attract other Axl’s for his dad to befriend so that he’s not so lonely. That’s when Erin nearly loses it and has to start clapping her hands to avert the boy’s attention from the look of sheer amusement on her face. “What a great idea, baby! We’ll write something along the lines of my daddy’s looking for new friends who share his interests and name on it,” she playfully teases, wondering how on earth any of this makes sense to her child but figuring it’s best she just goes with it. “Why’d you — why’d you… Umm…” The boy needs a minute to collect his thoughts, scratching his head and trying to process everything that he’s just heard. Little love is just his nickname. This part makes sense to him, but the fact that dad, daddy and even dada are all nicknames, too, is a small revelation and serves to confuse him. He just doesn’t know how to put these conflicting thoughts into words. “Why’d you name me Sebastian Shiloh Rose but your name isn’t Daddy Ass-el?” Erin can’t help but think part of why this moment is so hilarious is the fact that they’re having these deep conversations in the middle of the living room floor, Sebastian clinging to Axl’s back. “I do!” Sebastian squeals when his cheeks get pinched, giggling and puffing out his chest when he gets praised. His confidence shooting through the roof. “I’ll show you! All songs. All songs I sing for you.” He decides, clumsily climbing off his dad’s back. Just like that, he suddenly decides it’s time for a music show and his parents should move to the couch. “You’re welcome, dad,” Erin says with a laugh, watching as their baby boy lifts one of Axl’s ink-covered arms and tries to drag him by it to the couch. Giggling so hard that he forgets how to breathe and his face begins to turn rosy, Sebastian has missed these moments so much and is now having the time of his life. His mom and dad playing with him, dad getting dramatic and making funny noises. He’s loving it. And for one evening, he doesn’t have to share them with anyone. That’s the best part. “Now you live, Elvis will sing for you,” the small boy explains, crouching beside Axl and gently patting his shoulder. “Oh, yuck,” he sighs when his palm touches the red spot on his father’s shirt. Studying his hand with a look of disgust written on his angelic features, as though he didn’t know where the sauce came from. “Oh, yuck is clearly the new I’m sorry,” Erin muses, snickering but also feeling bad for the singer. “It’s laundry day, you know? If that makes you feel better.”

“Well.” There’s a second where the singer has to gather composure. “I’m sure there are others named Ass-el.” And then he snickers because that’s just fucking funny. “How did you remember I told you where? But yeah, you’ve been my little love since the ol’ hospital days.” Axl happily smiles because it shows he’s right and it wasn’t just a him thing as a child…that children do remember everything you say or do to them. But then, he realizes it’s not that he remembers even if it’s still cute. “We named you Sebastian Shiloh Rose at the hospital. But little love is your nickname. A nickname is like the way you call me dad, dada or daddy. All those are nicknames.” he explains, teaching him new things is never pointless. “Ohhh, you do huh? I’m real proud, he’s a great artist to know all the songs to.” Axl cutely smiles, pinching the cute boys cheek. He’s unbelievable. “Aww, thanks Sebastian,” he kisses the top of his head for wanting Erin to say it back even though it embarrasses him more. Stephanie definitely wouldn’t be too happy with their flirty gig going on tonight, no one would be. “And thanks mom.” Saying to Erin so Sebastian doesn’t notice anything off, but then feels even more sadness that he thinks of being Erin’s love but can’t. But….why would he want to? She’s just being the version of Erin that he adores, he has to remember that whole other side to her. Makes it easier to stay separated when he remembers and not ruin his relationship with Stephanie. “Eat me!” Axl exclaims, feigning he’s terrified then kicking his legs, “Ahhhh.” he softly screams. “I’m bein’ eaten. You win sea monster, you win. No pirate is touchin’ your land now.” Making a ‘blah’ sound for a final dead noise, he goes limp and plays dead as he shuts his eyes. Only after a second realizing Sebastian’s face was covered with sauce and now…he’s rubbing it into his shirt. Well, fuck. Biting his lip, he groans out the genuine defeat he feels now.

[qqchurch]

I wanted to ruminate on what we had learned from the connected hearts. Joined hands. A realm beyond wuji. The moment souls resonated. The emotions that had flashed through our hearts.

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“I’ll tell you all my stories… to you who loved me.” “…Lara?” “My wavering emotions, the things I watched, and secrets I didn’t tell others… I’ll let you know everything.” “…” “After hearing all of that… if you still have the confidence to say it, could you tell me—☆” “…Yes.” Hilde spoke with an ever-dazzling smile. Somehow… it seemed there was only one certainty contained in that smile. “Of course. I… will always.” Wait for you. “…” … Where on earth does this certainty come from? In my past life and current life, have I ever been loved like this anywhere? Is it really right to make this girl wait even longer?

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All I could do was… make a promise. I spoke while grasping Hilde’s hand. “Surely… surely… I will love you.” “…Mm. I’ll wait.” “Surely… I will become someone who can go to where you are.” “You already… have.” I shook my head. “Not yet… not yet.” “…” And I gave her the most intimate expression I could give to the one who had waited for me. I slightly raised my heels to kiss the cheek of the girl a bit taller than my female self. Smooch— “…Hehe, 10 merit points to Hilde who waited for me… who loves me☆”

-

I was about to look ahead again like that… “No.” “Hm?” “Not enough.” Hilde grabbed my cheek and brought her face close. “…!” What I saw was silver waves. What I felt was the softness of lips. Hilde seeped into me, becoming silver waves. “…” “…” Clumsy movements. The hardness of teeth. The warmth of touching cheeks… “…” “…” I quietly grasped Hilde’s back in return. We were like that in the silver waves shining in the sunset…

im ded bye ✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌

[biohazard-inevitable]

Okay i dont often talk about mlp aus on here but I have THOUGHTS relating to mlp au for one piece, namely the idea of luffy being an alicorn but also some other headcanons so im gonna put em all in here

Okay so- luffy becomes an alicorn similar to twilight but *post* timeskip (it happens during the 2 years with rayleigh) because he learns how to use his conquerer’s haki and conquerer’s haki is just- SO alicorn coded okay???? Also it would be hilarious if post timeskip he shows up and his whole crew is like “WHAT THE FUCK SINCE WHEN ARE YOU AN ALICORN?!”

Also, side tangent, but- luffy is a blank flank. He *wants* to be king of the pirates, sure, but he isnt yet. Hes ded set on doing it though and doesnt care if he gets his cutie mark or not. Show ends with him finally getting his cutie mark as pirate king, hes the only one other than chopper without one i just think thats a neat headcanon

Also, everyone’s pony races cause- i cant NOT put my heacanons for that here (gonna try and foxus on the strawhats but there are some non strawhats in here)

Luffy: earth pony (becomes alicorn through Rayleigh)

Sanji: unicorn

Zoro: pegasus

Nami: earth pony

Robin: unicorn

Franky: earth pony (artifical pegasus)

Brook: unicorn

Usopp: pegasus

Chopper: dragon (very spike coded tbh)

(ASL brothers represent the 3 pony races blah blah anyways-)

Ace: Pegasus

Sabo: unicorn

Shanks: pegasus (lost his wing and cant fly anymore)

Mihawk: gryphon

Crocodile: earth pony

Jinbei: hippocampus

Rayleigh: pegasus

Gol D Roger: Alicorn (similar to luffy’s situation, theorized to be an artificial alicorn)

Monkey d dragon: unicorn (broken horn)

Anywayyyssssss thats my ramble please do not percieve me these are just headcanons okay bye