#im ded bye

[rttnbttrfly]

: - If I'm gonna snap necks, Then I'm gonna snap back - :

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Snap Back

Twenty One Pilots

[half-dead-half-wit]

Welcome to the Nasty Burger, home of the Nasty Burger. Can I take your order?

Mikey doesn't know how he wound up getting talked into working the closing shift at the Nasty Burger in the middle of finals week. He feels like it's some shade of illegal to have a student on the clock past 3 am, but it'll all be worth it, what with Valerie promising him Paulina's phone number for covering for her. Yeah Mikey, keep telling yourself that. It's not like she's already blocked you & changed numbers twice already. She's in love with him, she just doesn't know it yet. Totally. But anyway, that's not even his most pressing issue right now. Oh no, that would be Phantom - THE Phantom. Local town here Phantom. Probably saved the world at least twice and Mikey more times than he could count, Phantom. Yeah, he's been standing - er, floating? Mikey's not entirely sure which, in the drive-thru window for like 20 minutes. And he's been talking. The. Entire. Time. Not ordering food, no. He's just… talking the most batshit nonsense. Even worse, there's a line of cars slowly growing behind him. Mikey had to admit, it took him at least 5 minutes to notice him, initially. Opening the window and attempting to get Phantom's attention hasn't been particularly fruitful. It might help if Mikey said something instead of awkwardly waving & attempting to make eye contact. Yeah, he'll try that. "Uhm, sir?" Mikey tried meekly, to no avail. "So I said, I'm the king of the undead! How am I not exempt from jury duty-" "Excuse me, sir?" He tried, a little louder. No dice. Phantom steamrolled right on through Mikey's admittedly feeble attempts at interruption. "And then the Box Ghost, of all people, strolls in all high and mighty saying he's filing a grievance against me for quote " taking out misplaced aggression" on him! Apparently there's a union for ghosts who died from OSHA violations, of all things! So after the trial, I asked if I could join. Well, as it turns out, since I'm the king of the realm, I don't qualify for any of the protections! Yet I'd still have to pay union dues, can you believe that?!? They said I could take it up with HR, but guess who HR is! The flipping Ghost Writer!! And we all know what he thinks about me. He still hasn't forgiven me for the Christmas Truce fiasco 3 years ago, you know. Like, I'm still not a big fan of the holiday but a truce is a truce and we respect the truce."

"MR. PHANTOM, SIR YOU ARE BACKING UP MY DRIVE-THRU!!!" whether from embarrassment or exertion from the sheer force of his bellow, Mikey's face turned beet red. He's pretty sure that homeless man across the street wasn't staring murder at him earlier. He might've been asleep then, too. Oops. At least he finally got Phantom's attention. "Wh-huh? Mikey? When did you start working at Denny's? Where's Tali?" The ghosty hero seemed genuinely confused, and also like he wasn't entirely all there at the moment. Maybe he's pulled three all-nighters in a row this week too. That'd explain the spaceship boxers and pink fuzzy slippers he's sporting. "Uh, this is the Nasty Burger?" Mikey responded. Was it a statement or a question? Mikey totally didn't look down at his uniform to confirm he was, in fact, working at the Nasty Burger. "Ah." Phantom said. And upon making that eloquent response, Phantom promptly faded from view, kinda like that popular vine, leaving Mikey with more questions than answers and a line wrapped around the building of hangry, sleep deprived, classmates who stayed up way too late cramming last minute and midnight shift workers desperate for something hot and greasy to shove into their mouths. Great. He didn't even order anything.

[walker33961]

Guys please hold me I'm melting, crying, sobbing, laughing 😭❤🥺😳❤‍🔥✨🤣😭😭

SAM LIKED MY TWEET REPLY 😭😭😭😭👍🏻❤‍🔥😳❤

*fainted*

[sus-huening-kai]

"Give up on your dreams and die"

Levi Ackerman~

[knight-of-fandom]

What do you mean I'm crying cuz of lack of sleep?? We'll, how else am I gonna hydrate my eyes🙄

[availlenee]

God– LET ME HAVE MILKY WAY COOKIE!!! I'M DYING!!😭😭😭

[duckies-minsung-fanclub]

I can't pick a favorite!!!!!

Best Friend!Reader calling Stray Kids daddy/sir

Warnings : daddy/sir kinks, swearing, suggestive af, reader is called a brat

A/N : I am honestly having way too much fun with these. Thanks for the request anon 🫶

⚠️Minors please do not interact with this post⚠️

[borathae]

bye

[lewishamiltonstuff]

🫦 😁 ☺️ 🫦

[walker33961]

He liked 2 of my tweets...

I'm 🥰😭❤😳😭❤😳🥰❤😭

Alejandro 😭 (≧∇≦)/ 🤛🏻❤

[bangchanbabygirlx]

THIS LOOK!!!!

He's so 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[sleepless-crows]

i'm pretty sure in that last moment of the clip we got, you know what i'm talking about, kaz's thoughts are

"you failed me again brother. we lost our home and now you're the reason they've lost theirs too."

[14raeriluv]

NI-KI AND HYUNJIN CHK CHK BOOM DANCEEEEEEE.WHY DOES NI-KI FIT IT SM.(i think ni-ki and hyunjin became bsfs cuz last time they did lalala together and now this).NI-KI slayyy💥💥💥💥💥

[ineedmoremalec]

Dani look!!!

They are a bit better!! And they look like Max a little more 🥺

-my mom trying to make them stay still lol

This is all I could get bc little shits don't want me to take pics😂

At least in some universe they are together and happy!!! *looking at ials😑*

*incoherent screaming*

WHY ARE THEY SO TINY OMG NSDCKSNDJCKS

*takes out my sword, gently of course* i will die for these little shits

[ohmygodwhyareallusernamestaken]

crying throwing up at the inbox you sent of svt hands oh my god bc i get joshua but listen..............

im a lanky skinny boy enthusiast AND MINGHAO'S HAND????? thinking things....... feeling feelings.

you can’t miss jeonghan’s. His hands are so veiny and they look like they have experience if that makes sense.

Also, why is Dino’s pinky finger so long? Even hao’s

I don’t like where my brain is going. 😩😩😩

[levipensieven]

Me *singing: "dear lord when i go to heaven please let me bring my man"

God: "girl? Which man? The fictional ones or the ones you never get? And which heaven! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HEAVEN WITH THAT KINK FOR WOLF FANFICTIONS!!"