#im calling the police wee woo

[dreamingticklee]

bad spots are bad

more audio from my latest visit with @hypahticklish and her evil ways of making me perish 🙈 (aka i gave her two pursonics and happily suffered the consequences)

[serejae]

ITS STUPID | BND

pairing : bnd x reader

genre : fluff

WHAT ! - bnd when your sulky based of this lovely anon ^_^

wc : 1584 | @onedoornet

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SUNGHO :

- i feel like he would be so confused if he didnt know why you were sulky

- i also feel like he would ask some light questions but wouldnt push you to answer. but if he didnt get a answer he would be so confused

- he would spend the rest of the day reflecting on what he did only to get no answer

- it isnt until night time when you both are laying by each other and arent cuddling that he speaks up because he cant sleep without your cuddles :-|

sungho got home and saw you in the kitchen doing the dishes, normally youd wait for him to come home for dinner to eat together but maybe you werent feeling it. he tried starting a conversation only to get short responses, he then asked if you were okay only to get a hum he noticed the slight pout on your face as you gave these responses. after he got freshened up he went to eat dinner alone with only his thoughts. he replayed his whole day, actually no week, maybe month. but he couldnt seem to put his finger on what you were mad at him for. as he made it to your guys room, he noticed how dark the room was letting him know that you were asleep. he sighed and laid down, and for about 30 minutes he keeps his composure before speaking up “baby..baby!” he shook you gently, you hummed tiredly wondering why your boyfriend was waking you up. “what did i do? just tell me and i’ll apologize but i really cant think of a reason hun” he said propping himself up to look at you. “you left the toilet seat up” you said as you yawned seeming to not care anymore, he groaned and pulled the covers over to his side “now im mad at you”

“made me worry for no reason” he mumbled

RIWOO :

- riwoo is a worried man

- he’ll do everything in his power to try and calm you down so by the time you two cuddle he can get you to spill out why you were sulking

- he hates seeing anything on your face but a smile and would do anything. ANYTHING to get it off if it isnt a smile

- but hes a master manipulator like he’ll plan all this out for the perfect timing

as riwoo left the room after noticing you were not joining him in a few minutes like you said, he saw you sitting at your desk typing away on your keyboard. aside from your beautiful face he noticed the big fat pout on your lip making him furrow his eyebrows. riwoo sat on the couch behind you as you did your assignment watching the pout on your lips sit there making him form a pout on his lips as well. he didnt like seeing you bothered or upset by something, so he decided since he knew you wanted to finish this assignment that instead of stopping you he’d take some of the burden off your shoulders. he massaged your shoulders, gave your favorite snacks, and gave you a peck here and there. he could see the way your shoulders relaxed and how slowly but surely the pout on your lips disappeared. and when it finally disappeared fully he left a fat kiss on them as a celebration on his end, afterwards when you finally finish he takes you to your guys room and massages your head letting the stress rest as he listened to you complain about your day. his lips curved up when you mention how you appreciated him helping you. in response he kissed your forehead

“anytime”

JAEHYUN :

- wee woo wee woo someone call the dramatic police !!

- HE WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!! literally blows your head off with questions before he can leave you alone

- he cannot stand you being mad at him for more than 1.36 seconds and make it 1.17 seconds if your sulky

- so as soon as he notices something off hes begging for forgiveness even if he doesnt know what he did

jaehyun couldnt LIVE with the fact tjat he made the love of his life mad like no, kill him. and he dont even get him started if he didnt know why. he has a pre generated apology in his mind ready to be said with tears and everything. he continued to follow you around the house naming all the reasons you could be mad at him even the most ridiculous. “is it cause i ate the last ice cream bar?” “or did i snore too loud” “ohhh its cause i sent too many of those emoji reactions huh?” he continued talking before you turned around “no, no and no!” “than what is ittt” he groaned stretching the ‘t’. you sighed and laid down on the couch to relax, only to feel a man ontop of you (GET OFF ME!!!!) “JAEHYUN” you shouted “tell me” he repeated and he laid ontop of you. “remember when i said i didnt like liz?” you said giving up this whole cold persona. feeling him nod you continue “you said ‘she isnt that bad!’ but your suppose to agree with anything i say and dislike anything i dislike!” it goes silent for a bit then you hear him go “OHHHHH, noted”

now hes a certified hater with you ❤️

TAESAN :

- like sungho doesnt pester you too much about it

- but unlike sungho he doesnt ask questions but observes your moves, and once he sees the pout he knows hes OUT (laugh.)

- anyways literally spend the whole day spacing out wondering what the fuck did he do, he starts reading old conversations you both had. he makes his brain a computer system tracing back each step (while keeping a straight face)

- he folds when you two are having dinner and its silent. he canr take it anymore and ask you if he did anything wrong in the most nonchalant way he can (hes about to start tweaking)

he spent his whole shower standing there backtracking all his steps, from when he woke up to when he got home. after he got out he proceeded to stay in the bathroom and sit there for 25 minutes and 19 seconds scrolling through your messages to see if he had said something wrong trying to find a mood change for him to have to come home to a pouty partner. after finding nothing he sighed coming out of the bathroom and joins you for dinner. the dinner is silent, your peacefully eating but he pokes at his food not being able to get your sulky face out of his mind. he puts his fork down before looking at you “please tell me what i did” he said plainly trying to mask the fact that hes going to explode. you look at him and tilt your head confused, he picks up on your body language and speaks up again “i dont like seeing you pout, especially if it was something i did, did someone do something did i do something?”. he sees your face change when you realize what he was talking about “you never would believe what my mom did to me today…” you continued

he sighed out of relief realizing he didnt do anything and listened with a smile on his face enjoying his dinner.

LEEHAN :

- he would find it entertaining…(sawry)

- but definitely would take you seriously after having a little analysis in his fish brain he ask you why you were mad

- if it’s something silly hes stares at you for a bit processing it again (fish brain) and lets out a laugh making you more mad

- he composes himself and puts on serious mode. proceeds to indulge in whatever you were mad about, as long as ur happy 🔥

leehan didnt expect for the first thing that he would come home to was a sulky s/o. he had walked home to a quiet house wondering where you were, since you didnt greet him at the door like you normally did. walking into the shared bedroom he saw you wrapped in the blanket without your face visible, walking over to your side he saw you scrolling on your phone with a slight pout on your face. he chuckled a bit catching your attention. when you see him laughing it only makes you more angrier, so you flip to the direction facing away from leehan. your reaction suprised him, he stood there for a moment wondering what he did. he sighed a bit before sitting down on the bed behind you as he rubbed your back, “whats my baby sulky for?” he asked softly. “it wasnt very nice of you to call the fish i sent you ugly.” you said huffing. he then remembered that you two wanted to adopt a fish together and were actively looking for one, and it wasnt until this morning that you sent him a link and he cringed at the photo of the fish. it wasnt the most pleasant to look that in his opinion…after finding out the reason your upset with him, he cant help but let out a laugh. after seeing your face to him not taking you seriously he’d panic a little before drowning you in kisses “we can get the fish, even if its a little strange…”

[codename-adler]

hi if you have more thoughts about andrew with echolalia/verbal tics please share them 🙏

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS TYPING IN THE REBLOG RN!!!!

singing the peak of a musical song then just cutting off

DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINAAAAAA -silence-

MEEEEEMORYYYYYY -silence-

MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON -silence-

WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS -silence-

no he won't elaborate

saying "ow" in the most monotone voice when there is no ouchie in sight;

*looks in the fridge* ow. *sees a pigeon* ow. *cracks an egg* ow.

the man is a walking jukebox; any word can set him off into belting the lyric that corresponds, and then he just stops and moves on

muttering incorrect slogans to himself (yk the ones);

"McNaldo's, i like the it"

"Sbubby, eef freef"

"feesh fosh"

"Donkin' Dunnts Amurica Runn No Dundun"

"POLIO"

"Applebapple's"

"Heeho Doot"

"hurgusburgus"

it takes Neil such a long time to figure out some of these are not actually called that, like Applebee's, but he still calls them that because for Andrew

PEANUT BUTTAAAAAA

has to say the name of the color of a thing when it is particularly interesting but he pronounces like a toothless peepaw from the south;

*traffic cone* ornge *firetruck* redd *eggplant* puurple

"HUH??" at random things, mostly Kevin

"Ew, David"

"say who" - "say what" - "say huh" - just to fuck w the people present

sooooo many fart sounds. he is a pro.

DEAREST GENTLE READER

wee-woo wee-woo

"you can't have any pudding"

move im gay

AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE AWIMBAWE

cwoissant

pfff @ anything and anyone

"monkey on the car" "fuck off" (Neil loves this one bc Andrew's british accent is terrible)

TU-TU-TU-TUUUUU (mario kart start race sound)

DU DU DUDU DU (basic nintendo mario sound)

horse hooves trotting

CONSIDER THE COCONUT

pew pew pew

la POLICIA -always immediately followed by- FUCK the POlice

noot noot

[ritualslaughter]

"I'v never really believed in god," Tomura hums, his hand slowly gliding across the sheets until his fingers tangle together with Natsuo's. "I never really felt like there was anyone there. But then.... but then you came into my life."

Ruby red meets with a dull grey. He know's Natsuo is hurting. They all are. He just wants his boy to smile again.

"You saved me, Nats, you still save me. Every fucking day I wake up to that pretty smile of yours, and I know, I just know that whatever god is out there must like me."

A shuddering sigh from his partner, those dull grey eyes shut tightly and tears building in the corners. Nothing he says can fix what is wrong. What is done is done, it cannot be changed, the history of their lives cannot be erased. Blood has been spilled, bone has been broken, and sewn deep in the soil is sorrow. He cannot fix what is wrong.

"I love you, Todoroki Natsuo. I love you so fucking much it hurts. You don't have to say it back... I just want you to know. If the world were to end tonight or tomorrow, I wouldn't regret a single moment spent in your arms."

He's crying. He can't stop crying. He want's to stop crying. He can't stop crying. His chest hurts - his ribs feel like they're breaking and his lungs can't take in enough air, he's drowning on dry land, he-

Tomura moved to kiss the tears away that stained Natsuo's cheeks, their trails shining dimly in the light that snuck in through shut curtains. He cannot kiss away the pain, he cannot do anything to fix this, he is helpless. But he will not be alone. Wrapped up in Tomura's arms and temporarily hidden from the evils of the world, he will not suffer alone.

Even if he can't say the words he knows Tomura want's to hear, it doesn't make the feelings in his chest any less real. 'I love you, too,' his heart screams, 'you saved my life.'

... Maybe one day he'll be able to voice these feelings, but for now he'll stay here, safe in Tomura's arms. Safe in the arms of his guardian angel that didn't even believe in the god who made him.

[sunoope]

PROFILE #1 : Barney Kids 😎

[ masterlist , profile #2 ]

yang y/n (gr. 12) :

watches cartoons on the daily

grammar police wee woo wee woo (guess who she got it from)

starts video calls in the group just to stay silent for the next 30 minutes

dogsits two dogs

jeon heejin (gr. 12) :

a mom of 2

"help me" isn't in her dictionary

spoils her kids so bad

replies faster than the speed of light no matter what time

im yeojin (gr. 10) :

don't make fun of her height. never.

still bops to nursery rhymes

the monster under your bed

thinks screaming is an excercise

kim sunoo (gr. 11) :

riki's one and only victim for his weird shenanigans

barely talks in the group chat cuz it's too loud (only there for the gossips)

won't hangout unless ya'll bribe him with mint choco

will brighten your day no matter what

yang jungwon (gr. 10) :

everyone's therapist. will listen anytime and will give whole hearted advices

good morning and good night messages

lies about only having 2 plants

orders birthday cakes at really random dates

nishimura riki (gr. 09) :

high-key annoying but somehow still loved by everyone

sends memes in the gc at very questionable times

thinks everything's a competition

brags for stupid reasons

[lukesperfectharmonyhair]

im rewatching jatp instead of studying for the 3 tests i have tomorrow and i thought i would share my thoughts and reactions with each episode so enjoy!!....

wake up

- hearing the “1, 2, 3″ at the start of the episode gives me more serotonin than my antidepressants ever will

- julie’s slippers...that’s it...that’s the thought

- that dry ass pasta the molina’s are eating for dinner??? someone needs to give my man ray some cooking tips or a cookbook... something

-the looks the boys give julie when she says it was an OLD cd she found. as if they could be old??

-the entire julie and luke kitchen scene i mean there are no words to describe how much i am in love with scene. the banter, the flirting, luke giving this girl he literally just met an actual PIECE OF HIS SOUL so she can get music back into her life. not a single time have i watched that scene and not felt my heart literally grow cause of how cute they are. 

-the entire scene when julie is singing wake up. that scene is what made me literally CRAVE watching the other episodes. like of course i was going to watch them cause i wasn’t gonna just stop watching a show after one episode, and yes the show was good already but seeing the lighting and her voice, and just everything about the scene,,,,*chef’s kiss* 

bright

-flynn drinking seven sodas....SEVEN??? i would be throwing up if i drank more than like 2 and she drank seven,,,no ma’am.

- flynn and her trumpet. talented queen

- “ i wouldn’t have given you the song if i didnt think you were gonna rock it.” lmaooo im crying:)

- i start tearing up every time julie goes to play the first notes of bright,,, and then i’m full on bawling when the guys come in and play with her cause...they weren’t playing to be seen they were playing to be there for her and play to comfort her. pls i love them<3

- nick vibing in the front row

- the tech guy deserves so much more praise

flying solo

- reggie’s little butt shake or whatever you wanna call it!!

- julie’s little laugh when she yells at the guys to stop it

- “and we’re on the runway again” GENUINELY one of my favorite lines of the whole show pls i love luke’s humor

-this is the first time i noticed this but reggie’s face after alex says “DONT TELL ME HOW TO GHOST!”

-WILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU<3333333

-the slow mo helmet take off,,,,me too alex me too

-willie’s little giggles:))))

- “oh-oh!”

- “no clue” alex i love you baby<3

- next season better give us a scene of flynn throwing eggs at someone’s house because i think it’s safe to say we were robbed of that experience. 

- the flying solo performance is just amazing

i got the music

- just the whole opening scene is so cute ....the dancing, singing, happiness RADIATING from julie 

-nick in an all white suit and fedora

-WILLEX MUSEUM DATE YEAH BABYYYYY

- carefree skateboarder bf and anxiety ridden drummer bf

- yelling. in. museums. 

-alex thinking he’s literally dying again because of the salt... zero braincells in this band.

- another scene we were robbed of that i need to see in season 2...reggie singing “home is where my horse is” while alex and julie sit patiently and attentively listen to him but luke looks like he’s about to commit murder

- i get SO MUCH second hand embarrassment for julie when she looks through luke’s songbook and says “ wow luke I didn’t know you were such a romantic” julie baby i love you but...eekkkkk

- “he looks like a substitute teacher”- where did he come up with that like so many other things he could be compared to but a substitute teacher??

- “luke introduced you to rock” heck yeah it did.. literal soulmates

- would like to see a picture of the raccoon in Flynn’s backyard

- wee woo wee woo police sirens://///

- julie’s outfit ughhhh i love it

- the poster that im pretty sure says “sexiest role” behind caleb... why was that necessary 

the other side of hollywood

- THE ENTIRE PERFORMANCE OF THE OTHER SIDE OF HOLLYWOOD 

- i lose my absolute shit over this song omg literal chills

- the cape grab i cannot physically do this rn

- willie being so excited the entire performance and looking over to see alex’s reaction

- reggie being in awe everytime one of the girls performing does something.. me too reggie

-”well i wouldn't really call it mAAgiCcCC bUT”

- nick and his fedora again

- alex has a crush, alex has a crush on.....WILLIE

-the boys eating food for the first time in 25 years is honestly so realistic

-alex shoving a whole slice of pizza in his mouth

- lukes ‘OH MY GODDDDD’

- reggie kissing his meatball sub that looks painfully dry but also delicious 

- the continuation of the other side of hollywood performance and everyone dancing

-reggie imitating caleb’s evil laugh and owen trying so hard not to break

-me getting mad at the boys for not showing up for julie and being sad with her but at the same time i’m obviously not mad at the boys just...disappointed?? idk 

finally free

- how did julie get to the school if she missed the first three classes?? wasn’t she still at flynn’s house from the night before cause she slept over so did she walk to school or was she just sitting in flynn’s house by herself and one of flynn’s parents was like you gonna go to school or???

-dance class with nicky poo<3

-reggie fixing his amp in the rain

-julie’s blue dress outfit in this episode is my ABSOLUTE favorite 

- the birthday candle scene makes me sob like a little baby,,,and rightfully so

- julie smart, smart to be taking calculus as what a sophomore??

- all eyes on me yes queen iconic

- alex dancing is how i dance in my brain whenever the song comes on 

- finally free as a song is NEVER given enough credit and why not?? it’s my favorite song they do as a band AND the madison’s vocals and the echoing part omg i loveeeee

- and the whole performance with luke’s heart eyes. i count this performance as the moment luke like fell in love with julie...like full on just blown away with how much awe and admiration he has for her in that moment and all the time.

 - julie and luke singing “and you’re a part of me” while staring directly into each others soul,,,yeah that’s love kids

edge of great

- carlos being the ghost hunter he is and tía being done with him

- luke’s pouting face 

- reggie and ray making breakfast together is so wholesome. reggie really loves and seeks comfort in ray and i love that

- luke just waiting next to julie’s locker and his little “hey”

- the first time i watch this scene i thought charlie was from new york cause of the way he says “ i can't do this without you” and then i watched the cast interviews and just realized he is somewhat joey tribbiani 

- jealous luke hehehehehhehehe

- “well dont you look shARrP”- yes he does luke thank you very much

- “uh oh i think someone has a crush on julie” yeah you do you little shit,,, now admit it to her

- the proud look on luke’s face when he realizes julie is still paying attention to HIM even though she’s supposed to be having a full on conversation with nick

- the shoulder push ( as someone who has had their own shoulder pushed in the middle of a high school hallway as a weird way of flirting,,,,i can definitely somewhat attest to how luke is feeling in that moment and i too continued to flirt with the person who shoulder shoved me while we were still standing in the hallway)

- the flow from whatever the hell dance nick and julie are doing and the perfect harmony dance is so special to me and i love it

-ADOANCLOBNAOVBCOAB THE HAIR PLSSSSS

- EVERYTIME THE SCENE COMES ON AND I SEE HIM WALKING THROUGH THE MIRROR I HAVE TO PAUSE THE SHOW FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES WHILE I DIE LAUGHING BECAUSE THE HAIR IS SO BAD EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE USED TO HOW IT LOOKS AFTER WATCHING THIS SHOW LITERALLY 30 TIMES

- i think people see my username and assume i like his hair in this scene but...ummm fun little fact i do not like it

- the dance is so good though ugh my babies

- the hair

- madison is gorgeous 

- another season 2 scene i need: julie teaching this dance to luke and they perform it in front of alex and reggie so they can see luke roll on the floor like that

-the hair

- the lift i loveeee

- the voices at the end of the song *chef’s kiss*

- the way julie spins out from luke and into nick omg so good

- “thAnKs pArTnER”

- luke denying his feelings for julie,,,babe pls

- the whole edge of great performance is so good and beautiful and the colors are SPECTACULAR 

-julie avoiding luke’s gaze lolz

- can't believe my mans really tried to deny he didn’t have feelings for julie like 5 hours earlier even though he’s getting upset because she hasn’t looked at him in 2 minutes

- THE. GUITAR. RIFF. SOLO.

- when i finally learn how to play the electric guitar well enough to learn the guitar solo... it’s over for everyone

-nick just came to watch the girl he likes perform not watch her flirt with a hologram plssss can we give this man a break next season.

- “we have to say goodbye to julie”- that’s literally more important to luke than not playing music anymore because julie is music to him now

unsaid emily

-already crying and the episode hasn't even started

-willex in the orpheum

- alex literally being OVER reggie

- nope too emotionally unstable to watch this scene right now

- my therapist will be hearing about this tomorrow

- show us the baby picture of luke cowards

- this is such a beautiful song that makes me cry every fucking time gosh damn it

- everytime i watch the flashback scene of luke on his bike i think of “christmas song” by phoebe bridges and i cry even more

- i tried to learn how to play this song on my electric guitar (because i dont have an acoustic guitar) and i ended up crying half way through so i do not think i will be playing it anytime soon:/

- the harmonies *chef’s kiss*

- THE POLICE LIGHTS ....i cry

- FAT tears rolling down my face

- there's literally not a moment i don’t cry during this episode

- interesting little relationship :0

- when i played percussion in 7th grade i used to lay down on the couch in the practice room at school ( which god knows what people did on that couch...ew) and stick my drumsticks up my nose too,,,, just another similarity between alex and i 

stand tall

- willie really drove a bus 200 miles into the desert for his crush

- WILLEX HUG 

- i love willie no last name so much,,,i just wanna hold and protect him

- alex’s ballerina dance

-julie’s overall outfit i love<3

- “im swimming”

- the way carlos hangs up the iPad on tía makes me CRACK UP he’s just lmao bye girl

- another julie outfit i love

- “anything julie. you know that.” AHHHHHAASIDSJFPACISN love bitches

- the suits

- luke’s hair in this episode is so much better than the perfect harmony hair pls

- YOU GOT NOTHING TO LOSE

- the way luke looks so restricted and confined in his suit... but at the same time he looks like a 10 week old puppy

-luke’s AGGRESSIVE but small foot tapping leading up to being on the stage

- the solos:)))))

- crying again over julie’s monologue to her mom

- julie really was brave enough to be ready to perform by herself

-the way Trevor looks at carrie when she says “been here before”

-ALEXXXXXX

-REGGIEEEEE

-luuukkKKKEEEEEEE

- this performance makes me cry

- especially the first time when i saw luke flickering...sobs

- he finally looks free in his suit:))

- alex’s solo is so pretty i love him

- reggie’s solo too 

- nick just straight up vibing the entire performance

- alex and luke holding hands...hehehe cute besties

- “thank you, guys” NO THANK YOU 

- the way julie begs for them to do something about the jolts for HER cause she knows luke would never say no to her

- “no music is worth making, julie, if we’re not making it with you,” I JUST SCREAMED AND IM PRETTY SURE I WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD...whoops

- going back to that line i could say so much about it but....for someone who’s life was literally MUSIC for the 17 years he was alive, and after finding out he could play music again even though he was dead and saying it made him feel alive, he would give that up- he would give up playing his guitar, playing in a band with his friends, give up writing and singing music- if he wasn’t doing that with julie. that’s more than saying i love you,,,that’s literally like saying i’d give up my ENTIRE LIFE and what i love to do if i dont get to do it with you

- i just made myself cry with that description...wow

-the hug<3

-also imagine how luke felt in that moment,,, hearing this girl, once again that he would give his life up for, saying in his ear that she loves them. i would motherfucking glow too, luke

- *passionately but gently holds each others faces*

-HANDS OFF MY BABY NICK, CALEB

- caleb’s outfit is....something

- the head turn plssss

this was so long and i am so sorry but if you read this far.....leave some of your own reactions or thoughts:)))

k goodnight im gonna, ugh, finally go study ://

[softlyfiercely]

my fucking idiot ass brother is refusing the covid vaccine...he lives with my ELDERLY PARENTS one of whom is a cancer survivor and the other has a bunch of health issues but the 'good news' is that he is currently PARTYING IN FLORIDA

i hope this "personal choice" ben shapiro conspiracy theory zero critical thinking facebook brainrot jordan peterson selfish irresponsible never experienced consequences BULLSHIT gets him miserably sick, i know that is not charitable or christian but oh my god if karma exists, just even a TINY BIT, he will run a high fever in the back of his fucking tour bus, and the air conditioning will go out, and he'll have no one to help him cause the people he surrounds himself with are just as horrid as he is i hope he's MISERABLE i hope he finally sees some consequences

(though let's be real he won't, he never does, he never will, and caring about this is just going to eat me up inside while he lives his life, he gets what he wants and i get to bitch about it, that's how it's always been, cause following the rules is for suckers and giving a shit is for idiots and i guess im both)

he literally watched our grandma die. of covid. over zoom. he was crying and everything. fucking alligator tears...i'd call him a goddamn sociopath but i dont think he actually is one, he's just your average run of the mill white male douchebag parenting failure net negative for humanity

fuck him and fuck everyone who enabled and made excuses for him, and everyone like him. FUCK all the media and people who told him that caring about other people and doing the responsible thing was for losers and FUCK the culture that created him and FUCK the adults who saw it happening and never bothered to step in and FUCK everyone who spent the last few decades telling ME to be less sensitive and get a life and stop caring so much that other people are out there being actively cruel and destructive...boys will be boys, it's just a phase, agree to disagree, wee woo wee woo liberal thought police, bleeding heart snowflake, FUCK YOU. THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE IT WAS ALWAYS LEADING, AND PEOPLE ARE DEAD, AND YOU CAN ALL GO TO FUCKING HELL

FUCK

[shinybird]

[spoodermain]

False Alarms and Revelations

Fist spideychelle headcanon!!! it’s gonna be kinda spideychelle and kinda not at the same time but more subtle???? anyway, i hope you like it cause I'm really excited about this!!! ENJOY

(ALSO: not my gif, all credit goes to owner)

OKAY IMAGINE THIS

-Everyone is at the decathlon practice (shocker, even Peter), bright eyed and read to answer; while Peter sat there, hand under chin, mind somewhere else

- Michelle stood front and center, white flash cards in hand, while her honey brown eyes scanned over the classroom

- Michelle looks at Peter, happy to see that he’s here as it took a lotto blackmailing to get him here for one practice 

- Reading one of the questions, “Which of the following explains the vast variations of traits in organisms on Earth?”

- Seeing the confused faces, as they tried to recall the answer

- Ned rang the bell in front of him and Peter

- “Ned?” Michelle said in a monotone voice sighing 

- “Natural selection”

- “Very good Ned”

- Looking at his partner, Michelle noticed Peter was not in the zone 

- Michelle wanted to walk over and slap the boy for just sitting there

- His brown eyes staring blankly at the wall, his soft chubby face squished from his hand resting on his face; ‘he looked cute’

- ‘Ew, did I just say Peter is cute?????’

- Shaking that thought from her head. Michelle spoke up

- “Peter, the least you can do it pretend to participate, or you can get up and leave; your choice”

- Peter snapped from his blank stare as she started to scold him

- ‘she looked so cute while she was mad’ he thought

- “Sure MJ” he simply said 

- Michelle’s heart skipped a beat (??) when he called her MJ

- Clearing her throat, she looked back at the cards and read over the next question 

- “According to the article, “Jurassic Genome”, what is “junk DNA”?”

- And of course, Peter being the smart ass he is, he rings the bell before anyone else even had time to think

- “DNA that does not code for proteins” he says in an innocent tone

- Michelle and Peter stare at each other for a moment 

- Michelle raises her brow at him 

- Looking down at the card again she looks for the answer

- ‘Shocker, Peter got it right’ she thought to herself

- “Correct” Michelle simply said

- Peter being the cute son of a gun he is, he gets all giddy in his chair

-  Michelle fights back a smile looking at him 

- Behind her, Flash sat, his feet propped up

- “Penis Parker, being his know is all self, as usual”

- The class snickers at his remark and Peter’s cheeks flush

- Michelle turns around and shoots Flash a mean look and he rolls his eyes

- Looking over the next question Michelle starts to read aloud

- Peter tries to stay focus but a chill runs up his arm

- Soon his whole body has goosebumps???

- Confused, is Peter

- After the goosebumps, the hairs (or what little hair on his body he has) on his arms and neck stand up

- Peter looks around the room, but it seems to be moving in slow motion

- Looking to Michelle, he doesn't hear her talk

- Instead, all he hears is white noise.

- Shifting uncomfortably in his seat, he looks to Ned

- “Dude, something is off”

- “What do you mean?”

- Michelle hears Ned talk, shooting them a look 

“Girls, yeah hi, save you gossip for later okay?”

- Peter looks at Michelle then back at Ned, just as Ned speaks, the same feeling washes over him and the white noise comes back 

- ‘WHAT IS HAPPENEING?!?!?’

- Standing up from his seat ready to say something the intercom goes off

- “Yeah hi, uhh, so not quit sure whats going on, but there is a man here with a gun and the police are on their way. SO, lock the doors, and hide until further notice”

- The intercom went silent and as soon as it did everyone seemed to loose their shit

- “WE’RE DEAD”

- “I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS”

- “I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN”

- Flash chuckles

- “Aw Abraham, don't worry, you're still going to die a virgin”

- Abraham and Flash start to bicker, some shoving going on

- “Everyone needs to relax” 

- Michelle looks at all of them annoyed

- Peter looks at Ned and brings him to the side

- “I need to go, I had a feeling something was off” 

- Ned nods and looks back to his classmates

- “What do you need me to do?” 

- “Just distract them, and ill sneak out that window and try and calm everything down”

- Nodding, Ned ran off and distracted them

- Peter looked to see a window and rushed towards it

- Climbing on the walls outside the school, he went back inside through another opened window

- Standing in the classroom, he strips from his regular clothes to his blue and red spandex

- Leaving the classroom in a rush, he hurries down the hallway to another open window to the front of the school where he can hear the wee woo sounds from the police. 

- Watching the police move in, he started to come up with a plan to go down there and take down the bad guy

- Michelle, Ned and the other students were visited by the principal, and were moved t the library

- OBVIOUSLY Ned being the guy in the chair slipped off to go find Peter

- And Michelle being the OBSERVANT girl she is follows behind him

- Cause i mean, why the fuck not????

- Ned quickly finds Peter

- Michelle not too far behind

- Peter got the weird feeling again and quickly turned around

- Shooting a web behind him, He shot Ned

- “FOR THE LOVE OF--- PETER PARKER...”

“NED, NONONON IM SORRY I THOU--”

- *Michelle is laughing in the background*

- Peter then focuses his attention to Michelle

- Clearing his throat he looks at her and Michelle slowly stops laughing 

- “It looks like you caught yourself a snack for later Spider-Man”

- Peter starts to chuckle, forgetting his friend is behind him struggling to get free

- “UM HELLO!!??11″

-“Sorry , Ned”

- *Tries to help Ned get the webbing off before remembering Michelle is there*

- “Ned, why did you bring Michelle?????”

- Peter gets freaked out and Michelle simply chuckles 

- “Oh i don't know, WHY DONT YOU ASK HER?”

- Michelle looks at Peter and chuckles

“Come on Parker, Im not an idiot like these other people we go to school with,I notice the subtle changes, and the fact Spider-Man is always there when we go somewhere and you're not, like DC”

- Peter stares at her with his mouth open, but obviii you cannot see it for it is covered by his mask

- Peter pays his attention to the situation at hand

- Stopping the gun man

- Thinking again, he tries to come up with a plan to save the day

- Deep in thought a loud THUD  booms through hid ear drums 

 - “Im just going to swing down there and check; make sure everything is okay” 

- “Go get em’ tiger”

- Peter swings off, the nickname she gave him ringing in her head

- Following where the wee woo sounds were he found the police

- Landing beside one of the officers 

- “Psssst”

- “Hm?”

- The cop turns to face Peter a little confused that he was there but not really at the same time???

- “What’s the situation?”

- “We got a call from the school about there being a gunman on campus walking from the theater”

- Ready to go in, he was told to wait since there was people already in there 

- Soon the doors open and his theater teacher walks out?????

- “False alarm” 

- Word quickly gets around to the police, and it turns out it wasn't even a real gun

- Someone called the police on the drama teacher bc he had the prop gun for the play in his hands and it looked real

- (Lmao, this is based on a true story)

- ANyway

- The police get to the office and everyone that was in the school was released

- Peter texted Ned to meet him behind the band room

- And to bring his clothes

- Swinging to being the band room he waited for Ned

- Playing around with his webbing he pushes a button that changes the setting 

- “What does this do?”

- *causally shoots a web grenade*

- AND WHO DOES IT HIT????

- ned...obvii

- “Peter, I’m going to kill you”

- “... Ned....”

- Michelle burst out laughing, pointing to him and laughing

- “Man, you guys ARE losers”

- Michelle pats Ned’s shoulder, touching the webbing and gets her hand stuck

- Looking at Peter, all amusement was gone, and was now replaced with annoyance as well

- “Fuck”

- Peter snickers

- Michelle takes her free hand and flips him off

- Fast forward and the three of the are at Ned house

- Michelle’s hand still glued to Ned

- And the boys are building the Millennium Falcon

- “ So...”

- Michelle and Ned look at him

- “Wanna get some Thai food?”

- Ned and Michelle look at one another and stand up and leave the bedroom leaving him alone

- Looking down he picks up the Millennium Falcon 

- “... Pew Pew...”

[kawaii-taylabunny]

PLEDIS IS ON DRUGS AND IM NOT OKAY. SO HERE IS A CRAZY FAKE ASS THEORY LINKING PEOPLE IN #PLEDIS AS A JOKE

Pledis is doing some crazy stuff with SVT and all these numbers and theories like damn. Next thing you know they end up doing a cross over between groups so then if you want to figure out what the heck is going on you have to keep up with the other group as well because their stories link in a way.

Fast forward a few years and we find ourselves drenched in theories, the 15th music video linking to the overall story has been added to by Afterschool and so far all we know is thay

SVT went on a mission to protect and safely deliver and object that was being transported by boat but thing go supernatural after they discover that they thing they risked their lives to protect can quite possibly end the world and they now find themselves stuck in what seems like either another dimension or some sort of Government facility, always missing encounters with eachother while searching for a way out, however they discover that the only way to get their freedom is to figure out what the reoccuring Prime numbers around them mean and why they were there in the first place.

Pristin were just a group of school girls in love with some dude who dies and they try to call on his spirit and somehow end up making contact with Seventeen who are trapped lord knows where and are caught up in their whole drama, however someone has caught onto them and now they have become wanted fugitives and are being hunted down by the police with their faces plastered all over the news.

Han Donggeun is the mysterious guy who seems to always be there but for one reason or another, he is almost never seen. People wonder if he is real or some sort of government creation and theories point to him being the anomaly. Han Donggeun is suspected to be the one behind the mysterious disappearence of Seventeen and the cause for Pristin being on the run from the police. Who is Han Donggeun?

Things then took a strange turn when Bumzu comes out with a cover of Adore U, a jazz one. This is when fans begin to wonder if he is working with Donggeun, but their isnt much evidence for this theory. However Bumzu in the past had been been like a sort of narriator, narriating a scene between Mingyu and Kaeun, and now with this cover people are wondering if he is hinting back to Adore U era. Bumzu is thought to be like another exsistance that is supposed to be like a guide towards the right answer for fans…

And we now know there is a link between Seventeen and Afterschool, as well as a link back to Adore U era.

What does this mean?

Well to figure that out lets start with the link between Seventeen and Afterschool.

Popular theory is that after a break up Kaeun and Mingyu almost never speak to eachother again and the two instead live very different lives. Kaeun finds herself years later joining a group of female spying who for a while were forced to work undercover as dancers in a Jazz bar! Then mysteriously vanished until today.

Bumzu did a Jazz cover of Adore U, so doesnt that mean this somehow relates to Adore U?

And so we are all back to adore with more bubbling theories.

The boys of SVT have fun dancing and playing around in an empty classroom, in a boxing ring and Vernon and Dino are somewhere in the woods.

There are 2 turning points/connections here. One is the empty classroom that the boys are having a fun time hanging out in.

This makes us wonder if this relates back to Nuest who also did a similar thing in a previous music video and we see the connection between Nuest and Seventeen.

And the other part is the forest. In teaser, seventeen were seen walking through the forest with video cameras and stuff however there were only 2 member missing, Dino and Vernon, who we assume SVT were going to meet or were looking for leading back to Mansae!

Starting with the first connection, Nuest x Seventeen.

We find out the members of SVT previously went to the same school but this school seems quite dark and ominous. The two groups of boys fight one another which doesnt end too well and SVT leaves the school only to transfer to their new school which we see in Mansae!

And who tf else goes to this school? The girls of Pristin of course! This is how they initially link together.

They are all class mates at this time but everyone goes their seperate ways after school is over. Pristin go to college during wee woo and we see Seventeen being happy teens partying and playing around during Pretty U.

Pristin making contact with Svt in WeeWoo was coincidence and according to theories, it was all because of Nuest.

In their later years, Nuest somehow go involved in Government experiments relating to dream manipulation and tests were being conducted on them without their knowledge.

After years the government finally figured out how to manipulate dreams and use them as a way to kind of hyponotise people thanks to test done on Nuest in Sleep Talking. The way it works is like Sleep walking. In reality they are asleep but thanks to research, their bodies are being controlled by the government while they sleep.

Now they are Government controlled agents who are made into the perfect “Knights” in Overcome.

Now back to WeeWoo.

As they are chased by the government for trying to help SVT, Yuha as the most atheletic choose to be a diversion so the rest of the members can escape and is captured.

Leadin to Overcome again

The Government are still trying to get her to come clean about how much SVT has told them and what they know, but she stubborn so they turn to the Sleeping Control thing, but for some reason it does work so well on her. Things become worse as after one of the tests on her goes bad and now she has no recollection of anything anymore, but using this to their advantage, the government brainwash her and groom her into becoming one of rheir future leaders, placing her under the care of the “Knights” aka nuest.

This doesnt last long as her memories suddenly return without the governments knowledge and she attempts to wake Nuest from their dream-like hypnotism, but is eventually whisked away and saved before finishing this proccess by AfterSchool.

The Government facility is found as tbe police chase the locations of Pristin and they must get rid of all evidence and thaf meant Nuest too. However the government thought Nuest were too important to lose but to keep them cause ruin their plans as Nuest are in real life Missing and their families are still searching for them.

Instead, Nuest are sent to a mental institue and left there until the Government come back for them.

In the facility, the boys start waking up from their dream state thanks to the push from Yuha and this is shown through their paintings.

What comes next no one knows…. Is Han Donggeun with the government? He is suspicious, Does Bumzu play a larger role in these events and how? Where are Seventeen? Is there a snitch in Pristin leaking their location to the police?

Whose the master mind in this puzzle?!

*coughs* Samuel obviously *coughs*

Lol bye

[foreverxdaydreaming]

Hope you have a wonderful week, angel 💌

Same to you, darling!!💕💕 I hope your week is going well, and if not, I hope it improves so that you may enjoy yourself 🥺❤