#bones.ask

[ritualslaughter]

where cat pics. where, i ask. how is lady athena doing. i need updates!

PLEASE ENJOY ATHENA PICS FROM THE PAST FEW DAYS 💖

[elkkiel]

actively BOOping you out of adoration and appreciation for your content! happy birthday too!

listen friend. I need to go to sleep soon bc I have to commute to work early in the morning. but mark my words. I'm beating the shit out of you with my little baby paws in about 8 hours. just you wait...!

[ritualslaughter]

what is project jovian about? is it a fanfic or an original work?? (if you feel like rambling about it!)

it's an original work!!! or rather, it started out as a fanfic idea that never came to pass and I've reworked it so much that it's completely separated itself from its origin askfjhs

but I'm hoping to actually start writing it this year once I get over the anxiety of actually putting words on paper lol !! it's a gothic tragedy set in space about godhood, generational trauma, haunting, and the cycle of violence! <3

[ritualslaughter]

our silly drunk minds.... which drunk bones we got tonight? bc it's the classic white wine drunk finn herw 🫡

it's whisky drunk bones tonight and I'm a little sad cause I'm all alone 😞 but I'm going to watch a movie to cheer me up!

[ritualslaughter]

please stop posting about house and wilson. tumblr thinks i'm into this too now since i'm on your blog often...

FJLWNCLWJCLWJDLKD

IM TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME!!!

[ritualslaughter]

holding u to my chest like a teddy bear and snarling like a wild dog

IS IT A SAFE SPACE BESTIE.......

[ritualslaughter]

i wanted to boop you 69 times (hehe) but i lost the count... 😔

you booped me 69 times in my heart 💜

[ritualslaughter]

"i can't do this today" yes you can bestie. you can do this everyday, that's your job, your responsibility, your holy duty. the pathetic wet rug meow meow men nation must survive through us ✊

you're so right actually, god put me on this earth to take an already wet man and put him in a bathtub for physical and mental healing. but be careful cause first you need to make him even sadder... this is also my curse

[ritualslaughter]

if you feel like dropping ur secret… how did you make the overnight oats 👁️👁️

my boyfriend is the mastermind behind them so I can't take any credit!! but his recipe is:

40g wholegrain rolled oats

125g low fat greek yoghurt

50ml oat milk (we like ours quite thick but if you prefer a thinner one, you can go up to 80ml!)

2tbsp chia seeds

1tbsp maple syrup

leave them overnight (tho tbh I think they taste the best if you keep them in the fridge for two days!!) and you're good to go! 💜

the toppings I'm currently obsessed with are blueberries, cinnamon baked apples, and a little extra dash of both cinnamon and maple syrup 😋

[ritualslaughter]

Funny to see the two of us obsessing over astarion at the same time

he's my newest little guy 💖

[ritualslaughter]

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👉😳

[ritualslaughter]

yeah borax the slime stuff 😭 theyre all convinced it somehow detoxxes them. which yeah i guess if ur dead theres no more toxins

BRO................

[ritualslaughter]

Hello! Sorry to bother, but I just saw this post of yours: https://www . tumblr.com/laurelbones/653377206774595584/some-shigadabi-hand-studies

And I fell in love with it! Your art is so pretty omg ;; would it be okay for me to use it to embroider a shirt? It's totally okay if you say no! It's just so pretty I wanna put it on my wall fjsbskfnskfn

Ty so much an have an amazing day ♡

WOAHHHH OMG thank u so much!!!? that sounds like such a cool idea, I'm totally cool with that!! pls if you're comfortable with it, I'd love to see the final result!!

[ritualslaughter]

thoughts on the book lolita?

I'm a fake classics fan; I haven't read it yet 🙈

[ritualslaughter]

OMFG HELLO DABIBONES OMG OMG OMG ♡♡♡♡

IM BACKKKKKK 💜💜💜

[ritualslaughter]

have you seen a man so doomed by the narrative... <3

I SEE HIM 😩💜 dead man walking, my most beloved 💜