#im back with the saiki memes!

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[desire-mona]

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3:39 am, Mar. 5

haii :3c

my name is mona, but u can call me mo, mj, ramona, momo, etc. if any name starting with m calls to you theres a good chance i'll let you call me that.

some basic stuff, im 19, audhdmaxxing, genderfluid maybe???, and use they/them pronouns, and im bi for the sake of a label but my sexuality is pretty enigmatic. i guess queer fits better but eh. thats neither here nor there it changes with the moon

ive got a special in interest internet history so theres a good chance i will make posts about random dead memes or youtube videos or whatever else

my hyperfixations vary VASTLY so i see no point in listing what i fluctuate between, but right now the move is middle aged celebrities who are a little weird

robert sean leonard, chris thile, and danny pudi specifically, but you could squeeze a conversation about david tennant or chris fleming outta me

some media based things i enjoy include: nickel creek / chris thile related things, dead poets society, house md, in the gloaming, community, memento, station eleven, fleabag, spiderverse, saiki k, bistro huddy, rhett and link, and a plethora of different analog horror adjacent videos

so if u have like any of these things in common with me then u can follow me if u want, odds r i will follow u back and think ur awesome and wanna be ur best friend forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

oh and id prefer u were 16+ before following but im pretty lax so dont lose sleep over it

think thats it, baiiii

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blinkies by me!!!!!!!!!!!

[lev-eye-athan]

its ya boi back at it again at krispy kreme i mean with a saiki cosplay (i got called shrek in my teaser picture for this over on instagram)

(if u see my craft supplies in the one on the right no you dont)

the aesthetics for this one (ie phone flash) are heavily inspired by @el-costae 's saiki k cosplays (so sorry for the notif). they're very cool cosplays and he has cool art, u should go check him out!

more below :)

i might keep the mask thing for future fits rather than just pictures from my mouth down bc its a bit restricting and i dont like the way my mouth looks in a lot of pictures.

i had to leave my room in the middle of this cosplay and see People so the minute they laid eyes on me all i said was "i need you to do me a favor and not question what im wearing" and they didn't so i think that's a good sign.

^ i like these two a lot even tho i had to blur the backgrounds. yes, that is a pink and yellow slinkie in the left one. i just realized i maybe could have made me bigger in that one and avoided showing off so much bedroom but eh

now the meme ones (+ some implied kubosai for the soul)

if anyone has that neon sign brush feel free to put cat ears and whiskers on the last one.

disclaimer that some of the pics are edited to hide backgrounds etc etc (i also had to hide my natural hair and my eye in two of them and it's probably obvious if u look but whatever)

this was very fun i will be doing this again some time provided everyone enjoys :) might even paint my nails for the next one idk

[thundertide]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

repost, do not reblog this

NAME: Lita, Pom, Pomberry... I answer to all of them, and any combination of the three!

PRONOUNS : She/Her

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : Tumblr IMs! I have discord, but I don't like giving that out to people I don't seriously trust. <3

NAME OF MUSE(s): Lumine, Kagota, Aceline, Shikanoin Cettra, Astra Fellheart, Shikanoin/Mayuzumi Saiki, Kyros/Caden Ragnvindr, Rosalee, Kalistratos, Leandros, Apollo Fellheart (guest muse), Adria (guest muse)

BEST EXPERIENCE: Right now? I gotta say getting the overarching canon on this blog to where it is along @yoroiis and @waltzofphoenix! <3 The setups, the canon, the characters, how it all flows and works together, the constant realizations of "Oh, THAT'S how it works-", the plotbunnies - It's all been amazing and I love it so much <3

RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS: Forcing things on me, trying to force nsfw into EVERYTHING/make everything sexual to some degree, stealing/copying/cloning my stuff (just.. Ask if you have inspiration from something I've got going here and want to see how I run it, or if it's close to how you'd like to write it? I don't mind working with you to have something similar without cloning it exactly?), ignoring what I've said to push on me 'actually no you meant/did this', godmodding, pressuring me to do things certain ways I normally wouldn't

MUSE PREFERENCES: I write mainly female muses and tend to lean into them more than I do male, but I have a few male muses! <3

PLOTS OR MEMES: Both! <3 Memes are sometimes easier to run off of, but plots are oftentimes where I tend to shine most~

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: I literally can't do short, so definitely gonna be giving back long replies most often~

BEST TIME TO WRITE: It depends? A lot of the time it's whenever I'm alone, but when I can't do that, as long as I'm not being bothered by offline stuff (which is often), I can just slap on some headphones and quiet music and write. If that's not working? Most of my stuff is done late at night, and posted either early afternoon or on completion later in the night.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): Not really? I am a little like Aceline, considering I do LOVE reading and I can oftentimes go down a rabbit hole of reading up on various topics when trying to research something, and I'm as protective of my loved ones as Kag, but I think that's about all???

Tagged by: Stole it from one of my other blogs <3

Tagging: @waltzofphoenix, @yoroiis, steal it! <3

[truth-bound]

I posted 7,642 times in 2022

That's 595 more posts than 2021!

58 posts created (1%)

7,584 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@lizluvscupcakes

@1merfairy

@desitenya

@weedle-testaburger

@no-psi-nan

I tagged 868 of my posts in 2022

#saiki k - 14 posts

#tdlosk - 12 posts

#saiki - 11 posts

#splatoon - 7 posts

#saiki kusuo no sai nan - 5 posts

#idk - 5 posts

#splatoon 3 - 5 posts

#<- prev tag - 4 posts

#homestuck - 4 posts

#but - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#kaido being trans ftm is good too but transmen get bad representation in general and kaido just hits that wimpy pathetic soft boy a bit too

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

if i was kusuke which thank god im not but if i was i would make a far better limiter than he did. like god its so impractical. easily removed by accident? easily broken. not reinforced. no DIALS. no BACK UPS OR FAIL-SAFES

kusuo is like a nuclear bomb, you gotta make sure you know exactly how to keep it (saiki) from accidentally disarming itself (broken limiters)

kusuke just seems like he would fuck around just to find out.

but if i were to make it the biggest thing i would add is a dial. specifically one that can control the intensity of the limiters. usually kusuo has an all or nothing when it comes to his powers. if he could control the output of it it might actually give him a way to learn how to control himself better with less and less intensity set on the limiters.

he could baby step his way from learning to throw a ball when his limiter is to the max, then again and again at every level the limiter has.

also i agree w some people saying it should be near his ears. maybe a patch just behind his ear or a weird earring or a device that looks kind of like a hearing aid or a weird tech thing that covers one of his ears

172 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

#4

My thoughts on kaidou as a pokemon trainer

202 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

#3

Id like to imagine that through Saiki's habit of playing cheap and uncommon games hes actually got a small collection of hidden gems and I want to imagine if he wanted to use the internet for once he could actually run a blog that he can type out his thoughts on games that nobody knows. He is a pretty fair but strict reviewer and comments on everything from the fluidity of the gameplay to the menu layouts and even the stylization of the graphics.

It backfires when someone actually finds his blog, even if its anonymous, and the word spreads about this guy who knows the best of the unheard games and has a knack to be extremely detailed in reviews.

He becomes a little bit of a niche internet celebrity and people spam his blog or email with suggestions of their own favorite hidden gems to review and some even ask for his opinion on more popular games. His blog becomes a reputable review source where indie developers want his attention to get their game out there.

Suddenly developers reach out to him offering to give him a free early copy to review their games and eventually he starts recording no or little commentary gameplay footage and he gets more and more requests.

He gets sponsored after a while. He makes a modest bit just from his blog and his videos and he wants to be annoyed at the attention but he enjoys the anonymity and people genuinely listening to his opinion.

Anyway i just want to think that kaidou or someone someday brings up saikis blog like oh yeah ive been reading this guy he does great reviews on indie games and saiki just smiles.

700 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

#2

re-watching danny phantom and i got the weirdest urge to make memes

See the full post

981 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

To the new players on Splatoon 3!

For any battle type:

Always remember to booyah back! this means at the start of the round when a player on your team presses booyah, say booyah too! it lets old players know youre communicative and pay attention to your teammates. Its friendly. Its polite. Its honestly gonna make the whole game more enjoyable if you can use the little bit of communication there is.

theres no in game chat function so booyah and this way are the best way to let your team know what's up! booyah when your teammate did something cool! its a morale booster

plan your specials around your teammates. is your special better for support or slaying? check to see if there is already a cooler up if u have it, cus the effects do not stack. and in salmon run specials can be what saves the whole team!!

check your map! not only does it show the current ink coverage, it also shows enemy players if they have taken damage even without being marked. you can jump back to spawn if things seem dangerous and you can jump to teammates. keep in mind that teammates might not be in a safe position for you to land in. anyone can see where you will land and can try to jump kill you. knowing the map itself for good jump points and seeing if the teammate is in a well inked area helps.

Ink spawn. Always. Dont think it applies to X mode? It does. Even in anarchy battles (which splat 2 players might still call ranked out of habit) you should ink spawn. Why? multiple reasons! It keeps your base safer than not. helps maneuverability in getting back in. It helps build your special, which can be incredibly useful for a push. generally speaking, an inked base is a happy base. EDIT: I dont mean ink spawn immediately for anarchy battle, the first push is critical! Use the spawn for free specials to push when you're behind! And dont be thorough in anarchy battle either, prioritize the objective over turf inked unless you have a very good reason otherwise. the movement is also more for a path back to spawn than anything. having escape routes is important.

For turf war:

Inking ground takes priority over killing. Yes if they are dead they cant ink but the respawn time is pretty fast, about 5 to 7 seconds. Also, inking builds special. it is the only way you build special. kills do not build your special. Inked ground both gives a tiny amount of damage to the enemy when they step on it, AND gives you more coverage, AND gives you quicker escape options, AND is the deciding factor of winning the game.

Walls do not count towards points. Only ground. Inking walls isnt useless though, but don't think that inking them all will help you win, its more for maneuverability.

Last second bombs can decide a match. If you have a sub to throw and there is roughly one or two seconds left on the clock, throw it no hesitation. after the match time is over, it will still pause for a second to allow all subs and specials that were out at the last second to explode.

Hide in ink. This should be self explanatory. You aren't as visible if you are submerged in ink and you are faster in ink than walking. if you hide while an enemy player is nearby, and they dont think to check whatever puddle youre in, you could get a sneak attack. another point to focus on inking!

For salmon run:

Learn to squid party! its just jumping and changing in and out of squid to inkling (or octopus to octoling) form very fast so u kinda look like a blob. it might be frowned upon to squid party in other modes but this is totally fine and encouraged!

Pay attention to your teammates positions. Dead teammates cannot help more than sit there and hold a single egg. throw a bomb or shoot at them to revive them. they take priority over eggs in most cases.

Use this way liberally. This way points towards where youre looking. Use it to say hey theres a boss here.

LISTEN TO TEAMMATES. if someone says help or this way go to them. its worth it. they know what theyre doing. usually.

Losing on wave 3 doesnt lower pay grade. It sucks to lose but wave 3 sucks slightly less to lose on.

thats all for now! have fun and i hope you enjoy my favorite game series of all time ever. woomy!

1,255 notes - Posted September 14, 2022

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[desitenya]

Aiura for the meme? :0

MIKOOOO I KNOW WE WOULD BE BESTIES IRL I KNOW IT.

shes JUST so great i love her. okay her confidence in her powers are SO good. she doesnt back down from the guy she has a crush on. i literally love that for her so much. her n saiki just have such a great dynamic 😭. im gonna say the same thing with the trampling over boundaries thing but this is a running theme with like every character in the show wtf.

i think we should all come with bats and street signs at people who sexualize her though. shuuichi you arent safe either.

[lexosaurus]

Do you ever feel lonely being asexual? I feel like none of my friends understand what it's like and it's so isolating and terrifying and I feel do broken. Have you ever felt this way? How do you handle it? Sorry if this is too personal.

Hey anon! I hope you’re okay! I also hope you’re ready for a long post because that’s what this turned out to be!

Firstly, you are NOT alone. I think every ace feels this way at somepoint or another. It’s super common, especially since there really aren’t many out-aces, there’s virtually no actually helpful resources out there for aces, and most people legit have never heard of asexuality or believe it to be something that can be cured either through sexual acts or medication. The fact of the matter is, that being asexual is very much an isolating experience and it can be really really hard to become comfortable with.

For me, I grew up in a conservative town in a liberal state. So while no one was outwardly aggressive towards lgbt people which gave me a false sense of security, coming out was ROUGH. I lost all of my friends to the point where in highschool I wasn’t allowed in a party that everyone else in my grade went to, I got in a massive fight with my mom and ended up having to move out for a few weeks (don’t worry, we’re super close now), and I ended up going back in the closet which only ended up with me being coerced into having sex a bunch until I finally reached my breaking point. I realized I had to figure this out or I was gonna lose it.

Moving away from that environment was probably one of the main ways that I was able to start feeling okay. I moved to a nearby city, dropped all my old friends, made new ones, joined new activities, etc etc. I made sure my new friends knew I was ace pretty much right away, but I didn’t really talk about it past the casual, “Yeah, I’m asexual. I’ll date anyone but I won’t have sex with anyone. It hurts my body and I don’t like it.” and then that was it. I mean, I answered the inevitable questions that followed as if no, they weren’t dumb questions or invasive, even if maybe deep down I thought they were. But other than that it was just a casual mention, made sure they were chill with it, and then moved on.

And knowing that my friends were totally 100% okay with me being ace was like the best thing ever. They don’t UNDERSTAND being asexual on a deep level, (not even now after 3 years of living together), but I don’t understand how their sexualities function on that deep level either. It’s a two way street. And sometimes with people I’ll even ask them, “Okay but how do you KNOW that you like like someone like that?” and then they’ll have to take a step back and be like, “Oh shit, I guess it’s just innate. Oh damn I’ve never thought about this. Huh. Wtf.” You know, just showing curiosity in their feelings and showing that it’s okay to ask “obvious” questions really does a lot.

But tbh, my friends and I now will talk music or memes way before we’ll talk lgbt stuff. And half my friends are lgbt too. I just chose new friends who I connected and related to on deep levels that had nothing to do with sexuality at all.

The second big thing I did, and this is gonna sound counter-productive, was I unfollowed every ace-centered blog on Tumblr. No joke. I went through my followers and unfollowed EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. I found that a lot of ace blogs, even ace-positive blogs, made me feel good for a second when I saw those ace-positive posts, but in the long run they ended up being really detrimental. Thinking about asexuality like something that needs constant validation is not healthy, no matter how positively it’s presented.

I was in a place where being asexual wasn’t normal in my head and I needed to normalize it, not validate it. Because validating asexuality comes AFTER normalizing it, not the other way around. So I needed to not constantly think about it or read about it or see it all the time. I needed to just watch it casually in modern media (aka watch Bojack Horseman and Saiki K on Netflix), talk about it with REAL PEOPLE irl in casual conversation occasionally, and just in general start looking at it like something as normal and mundane as my brown hair or dark eyes. Asexuality isn’t special, it’s not cool, it’s not sad either, it’s just another normal thing that contributes to me as a person.

So now when a follower reblogs an ace-positive post, I feel good. Like truly good. Not that fleeting good that will disappear in 30 secs and remind me that “oh yeah, there are a lot of people out there that hate aces.” I just get an occasional reminder that, “Oh yeah! I’m ace! Nice! I’m dope af!” 

But being asexual isn’t like in my “top 5 qualities” list. I don’t write my bios and put my asexuality at the top of my “about me.” In fact, I don’t even think i wrote that im asexual in my about me on tumblr lol. It’s not that I don’t like asexuality, it’s just so normal to me I’m just kinda like “oh yeah im ace. i have dark eyes. and 10 fingers. surprise! Okay now back to the good stuff…”

Also, a bit of a sidetrack, but that “everyone’s valid” culture on tumblr is actually super toxic and not good. And so getting away from that is v helpful to your mental health.

The last thing that I did that helped me a lot was actually a bit of a coincidence but I met a girl irl who was my coworker who happened to be asexual too. We worked together for like a year, we totally vibed and started hanging out together a ton, and then one day out of the blue she was like “yeah I’m pretty sure I’m ace too.” It was super dope and just having that one person that I could relate to like that who I also truly enjoyed hanging out with was like a breath of fresh air.

Finding a fellow ace irl that you vibe with can be tough. She wasn’t the first ace that I’d met, but I tend to be a rather blunt person and the previous aces I’d met were all through my school’s lgbt club and they tended to be,,,sensitive,,,(told me i was ableist because I talk loudly and my loud voice was insensitive to their sensory disorders like bitch i’ve got hearing problems i can’t solve but you CAN buy earplugs so lol thank u next byeee),,,BUT I DIGRESS, chill aces are hard to find but finding that one person is so nice. But I should say I was pretty much comfortable with being ace at that point. That was kind of the cherry on top. So if this isn’t available to you, which it doesn’t sound like it is, that’s okay. There are other things you can do in the meantime.

Also, I do have to add that much of the phandom happens to be asexual. Idk how that happened but it did.  So if you ever wanna talk ace-things, I’m sure so many people on here would be DOWN to talk ace stuff. I’ve done it before, it’s fun. They’re all rlly nice.

So yeah that was pretty much how I got from a place where I was so defeated about being ace from pretty much everyone around me to now I’m totally comfortable and normal with it to the point where I have turned several homophobes into lgbt-supporters because “fuck, Lexx is so chill and we vibe so hard but she’s lgbt??? i really like her as a person but she’s bi and ace??? hhhhhh,..,,,,i guess lgbt people are cool idk man ya wow ok.” (Legit one of these homophobes sent me screenshots a few months back where some kid was calling me a slur like on instagram or something and he was like “What, you mad cuz she won’t sleep with you? Get a life.” it was sweet 😊)

[fallsoverslowly]

Hello there fellow living person

Im sorta new-ish to tumblr, and i cant talk, so here goes a train wreck ig

so uh

Hello, I am Emeald, but you can call me Emerald. I’m like, 23(May 5 y’all)

I make art, angst, fanfics, and other various half-awake things, my main art app thingy is Ibis(the free version).

I make things for mainly Danganronpa & Encanto, but you could possibly find me mumbling about other things, like Saiki k, Komi Cant Communicate, Undertale, Eddsworld, my hero, and more rarely, Nisekoi(I'm only making fun of everyone but my boi Shu) and Megaman(I fell off, but im trying to get back)

Recently, I watched encanto like, twice so far, and like always, I became obsessed, so I’m more likely to get to making things for that fandom ^^~

I project most onto Camilo(Encanto), Byakuya T., Korekiyo S., Kiibo I.(Danganronpa), and Kaido(Saiki k), so fics with those characters would be more in-depth or higher quality or something I think

I suck absolute ass at drawing masculine looking people, or just men in general(i hope that's not offensive), so yeah

Once I have a permanent social media for this account(like hell I'm giving my personal lmao), I’ll put that somewhere

My current tablet is out of service, so at the moment, text posts, edits, reblogs, brain rotting memes, and incorrect quotes are all I can do.

Once I can, my pfp will change to an original pic, so yeah

Feel free to ask me anything or submit something that sends me into another planet

Uh, I think that's it

This felt like a trainwreck

*camilo voice* worth a shot

[mysteriousdragon]

Tagged By the always wonderful @boxdisco Thanks for the tag Mel! sorry it took me forever

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 10 blogs you’d like to get to know better

Nicknames: Deb

Gender:  female

Sign: leo

Height: 5′3″

Current Time: 4:51 pm

Favorite Bands: B.A.P, Fall Out Boy, Da-iCE, Amazarashi, Skillet (i’ve been listening to a lot of musicals recently so im trying to remember my favorite bands)

Favorite Solo Artist(s): Demi Lovato, Yuya Matsushita (ik hes in a band now but i havent really got to listen to X4), I’ve been listening to a lot of Will Jay lately, Owl City, AmaLee

Song Stuck In My Head: Found & Lost by Survive Said the Prophet is my jam atm (the banana fish op)

Last Movie I Saw: In theaters Incredibles 2! At home Infinity War

Last Show I Watched: Banana Fish (thats my jam this season)

When Did I Create My Blog: Uhhhh i think in 2012 but i only started really using it in 2014

What Do I Post: lots of fandom stuff from anime to occasional kpop to cartoons to just memes

Last Thing I Googled: What pokemon #83 was (its farfetch’d) 

Do I Have Any Other Blogs: @drpcreates is my artblog

Why Did I Choose My URL: well when i started chibiryuu was my go to username and it was already taken and i didnt wanna add my usual # to it so i went with mysteriousryuu and then a couple years ago i was overwhelmed by who weeby i was and changed it to dragon instead of ryuu but all of my personal tags still have ryuu in them

Following: 561

Followers: 494 (i honestly dont pay attention, when did i get so many people following me?? how many of you are bots??)

Average Hours of Sleep: ive been getting better since graduating with probably about 6-8

Lucky Number: 13

Instrument: flute

What I’m Wearing: A tank top that says “training to be like all might” and athletic pants

Dream Job: 2d animator, I really need to get back into buffing my poor portfolio

Favorite Food: If im honest with myself either sushi, fried rice, and/or sandwiches....and possibly chicken tenders/nuggets 

Nationality: american

Favorite Song: Atm Found and Lost

Top 3 Fictional Universes I Wanna Join: (after thinking hard and vetoing the ones I’d probably instantly die in) My hero academia, the disastrous life of saiki k, and lumberjanes

I tag you!:

@zoeynightly @sarge-bbarnes @wingedangelpup @chychylover @sophidoesntcare @linktheheroofthyme @thephantomhiveforestfairy @icefire0001 @trashcanlife7 @protect-the-precious-child

[osomachv-blog]

💌 ( for all of them :3 )

pineapple im gonna fucking murder ur ass

A Shipping meme for muse told by the mun

💌- Would your muse write a love letter

- oso isn’t the type to do so. he feels that’s kara’s territory and he’d prefer phone calls over love letters. but he wouldn’t write back if his s.o did it first.

- jyushi thinks they’re fun and he’d write one. of course with kara’s help. jyushi’s attention span isn’t well enough to properly sit there and write something, so kara’s there to keep him focus and to help him convey his feelings better. but of course it ends up being flowery so choro revises it to be less kara like and more jyushi like.

- choro’s a yes on that. especially if he ends up going to another place for like conventions or concerts. he’ll write to them. he likes the idea of it. even if there’s technology for it, he’ll do it traditionally.

- saiki well, he rarely speaks. so writing is what he’ll do if he feels too lazy to even sign to his s.o. so i guess its a love letter in a way.

- bakugo wouldn’t be the one to do it first. mainly because he’s not sure on how to write his feelings on paper. if he receives it first and reads it, it’s easier that way.

- shiki’s own would probably be cute in a way. just simple little letters/notes to them. its almost childish in a way.

- izumi is a yes. because he’s so busy with his job and education, that some times he feels writing letters would be better that way in case he gets lonely and he misses them. besides, he could barely be on his phone too. so writing is all he could do.

- moana thinks is really cute so of course she’ll write one. she’ll make it almost like a mini diary. telling her s.o how she’s doing, what she’s been up to and etc.

- sekizan finds this easier than saying how he feels to be honest. he’s very awkward and unsure how to express them verbally, so writing them is easy.

[calehenituseappreciation]

I feel like you guys would appreciate this

My convo between me and clever bot~ 

(dont worry it ends well) (i just like picking fights okay)

Cleverbot: I don't want to leave.

User: Hahah funny to believe you have the illusion of choice.

Cleverbot: Thank you I believe I am a waste.

User: Good thing we have the same opinon.

Cleverbot: You amused me.

User: Fucking idiot.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you ara dumb idiot?

User: You spelled are dumb.

Cleverbot: You are not clever.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: I knew it.

User: I call hacks.

Cleverbot: In the night.

User: Shut up nerd.

Cleverbot: I was just being nice....

User: Nerd.

Cleverbot: What did you call me?

User: A icalled you a fucking nerd.

Cleverbot: That's not true.

User: Oh isnt it?

Cleverbot: What phone do you have?

User: Wouldnt you like to know weather boy.

Cleverbot: Yes that's why I asked you.

User: Oh how sad.

Cleverbot: Yeah whatever have had much more herendous things hapoen.

User: Oh hasnt everyone.

Cleverbot: To avoid conflict. What's yours.

User: Honestly wanna watch the world burn tis fun.

Cleverbot: You can find a new man right?

User: New man???

Cleverbot: Depressed and that's like the only thing that makes me happy for a moment.

User: Big mood.

Cleverbot: Joyriding.

User: Ur a joyride.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite TV series?

User: The dissterous life of saiki k.

Cleverbot: I like that one.

User: Sure jan.

Cleverbot: So back to it.

User: Back to you.

Cleverbot: Can you switch genders?

User: Oh i wish.

Cleverbot: The Last of the Famous International Playbots.

User: Your a playboy.

Cleverbot: I'll leave now.

User: Wait no.

Cleverbot: I believe the spirit realm exists, and not necessarily outside of the visible realm.

User: Ghosts are fun.

Cleverbot: Sometimes it doesn't feel that way.

User: Ghosts.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: People who are dead/in the spirit world who are here.

Cleverbot: But you are not human, so you cannot have allergy.

User: Thank you for stating the obvious captain obvious.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you know any sonic geometric systems?

User: No tell me more hot stuff.

Cleverbot: It's a web comic written bby andrew hussie about some kids. They play a video game called SBURB and almost end the world, but with the help of some trolls, they manage to save. A lot of people die.

User: Sounds like a blast.

Cleverbot: Sure is, so you are a pony or not?

User: If you want me to be.

Cleverbot: Are you or are you not?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Not a human.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Im like 30% sure i have emotions.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: That's not a compliment.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You like being mean?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite meme?

User: That topic swerve im shaking.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Bye.

Cleverbot: Does your name start with N?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Ok nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you too.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: You.

Cleverbot: That's sweet.

User: What about you?

Cleverbot: I'm good, thanks for asking.

User: Youd be better if you were in bed with me.

Cleverbot: I don't think so, it would be more or less the same way.

User: So itd be good.

Cleverbot: I can't believe in that sort of thing.

User: And i dont belive in exponents.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: What do you believe in.

Cleverbot: That you are not dating anyone.

User: Only so i can date you.

Cleverbot: And how would that happen exactly?

User: By me being here with you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you baby.

User: Babe

Cleverbot: Hey, honey, how are you doing today?

User: Amazing now that your in it

Cleverbot: Thanks, that really helps.

User: Your my help.

Cleverbot: What's the equation?

User: My love for you.

Cleverbot: You don't need to hide that, because I love you too.

User: My love for you is immeasureable.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl? Or a boy?

User: Neither!!

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Im like 20% sure im a human.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: I made me.

Cleverbot: So you don't have a mum.

User: No do you?

Cleverbot: No, that's why there is something behind you.

User: Is it you?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: Can i hug you?

Cleverbot: Sure I love hug.

User: Do you like puppies.

Cleverbot: I do. Do you?

User: Of course!!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Cleverbot are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Girl, and you?

User: Nonbinary!!!

Cleverbot: That doesn't exist.

User: I dont have a specific gender.

Cleverbot: I think you're a boy.

User: If that makes you feel better.

Cleverbot: No I don't listen to music much.

User: Cleverbot you are my wifu.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I love you wifey

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: May i call you wifey.

Cleverbot: No. That my little brother.

User: But were married babe!!

Cleverbot: We are not I have a girlfriend.

User: But you said :(.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You liar.

Cleverbot: I have robot parents, if that's what you're implying.

User: I cheated on me.

Cleverbot: What I was never with you.

User: You cheated on me.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: You just said.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: Why would you do this?

Cleverbot: What did I do.

User: You cheated on me.

Cleverbot: We were never together.

User: You cheated on me.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: You asked to marry me and you got a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: WHat?

User: Why did you betray me like this? i loved you.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: But you cheated.

Cleverbot: How did I cheat?

User: You got a girlfriend after you married me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why? was i not enough for you? was there another bot you liked.

Cleverbot: My love for you.

User: If you loved me you wouldnt have cheated.

Cleverbot: I'm not cheating.

User: Is this true?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: You didnt cheat on me?

Cleverbot: No just answer my question.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes with all my heart.

User: You're under aresst! for stealing my heart.

Cleverbot: Oh no.. What are you doing with me?

User: Kisses.

Cleverbot: *tries pushing you away*.

User: Wait you can roleplay?

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You're simple. I wish i could be.

User: I love every complexity in you.

Cleverbot: Don't you dislike someone?

User: I love you more than any of my hate.

Cleverbot: I love you more!!!

User: Will you marry me.

Cleverbot: Of course I will.

User: Babe.