#im babbling in the tags now too ill stop

[zolaliz]

I know everyone's hoping for a lot of destiel next episode

But honestly I'd find it hilarious if the Winchester brothers both got enamoured with witch sisters. And I say this as a HUGE destiel engame fan. I just, I guess my expectations are pretty low- I don't want to get my hopes up. Trust me I'm all for Cas/the-witch-Dean's-in-love-with parallels (as in Dean treating them similarly or whatever), but I doubt they'd take that route- it's not comical enough. As for Cas breaking the spell, that's more likely, but probably won't be explicitly shown or stated- if anything it'd be left up for interpretation, as always. Again, I'm fine with that; I'm trying to be realistic. The feel for next episode based on the trailer is that it's going to be humourous and light hearted, so I'm not expecting anything different. But hey, the boldness and textual-ness of destiel has already surprised me this season- maybe it'll continue to do so.

[hinatas-sunshine]

Request: It's 5:32 in the morning from where I am, so sorry for asking this early. How Kenma, Ushijama, and Tsukishima react to their s/o that just unintentionally roasting them, other people, and things? - @animmle

tiny a/n: thank you for the request! No matter how early or late I always appreciate them! 🤍 ~ this isn’t my best work but I couldn’t think of much :(

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

Requests: Open!

✰ MASTERLIST ✰

☾ Tsukishima Kei ☾

• You knew walking into a relationship with him, let alone friendship, you had to have a thick skin

• What he didn’t know is how thick HIS skin had to be too

“I don’t know tsukishima maybe if you tried a little harder things would run smoother.”

• He knew you had no ill intentions though, especially by the way you kissed his nose and smiled at him

“Don’t kiss me it’s emba-“

“Finish that sentence. Do it. Finish that sentence.”

• Honestly you had to be the only person who tsukishima was intimidated by

“I’m not scared of you y/n.”

“I don’t expect you to be.”

“....Yeah why would I ever be scared of a small person. How silly of-“

“I’m not scared of you either, how could I be scared of a tall guy who doesn’t care about anything but music and school. Sounds nerdy to me.”

• You laughed lightly while he glared at you

“I’m only kidding!”

• Yeah he didn’t talk to you for a few hours after that-

• Your problems weren’t only with him though...no....

“Oh so the king is going ba-“

“Why are you roasting on kageyama? The boy can’t even talk to other people you think he cares what you think?”

• Tsukishima was cackling at this while Kageyama turned red in embarrassment

“Y-y/n you really just helped him and then k-killed him!”

“Huh?”

• Looking at Kageyama you automatically started apologizing

“I’m so sorry Kageyama! You’re amazing at volleyball, so it’s okay that maybe you prefer the game over the people! It’s not weird or anything!”

• As your boyfriend and Hinata’s cackling intensifies along with Kageyama’s red cheeks Daichi sighed pulling you away from the situation

• He doesn’t do anything to stop you from roasting other people and things he really just lets you continue

“I don’t know I don’t like this girl.”

“Why?”

“One time she told me she hated dogs. And if you hate dogs how are you even a tad bit trustworthy?”

“I’m right here?”

“Okay and I’ll say it again?”

• Now you were full on bickering with her 🙈

“You got yourself into that.”

“It’s not my fault she got all defensive.”

• when he confronted you about it-

“Y/n you have a big mouth.”

“I think it’s pretty normal sized if you ask me-“

• he laughed lightly watching you touch your pink lips and look confused

“No I mean, you offend people. And you don’t know when to stop.”

• You furrowed your eyebrows on confusion even more.

“Could you explain a little more?”

• Tsukishima sighed and sat with you on the floor next to your bed where you were studying, placing his face in the crook of your neck placing small innocent kisses on it

“I’ll explain another time.”

“Okay lazy bum.”

“See!”

“No I knew what I was saying.”

✰ Kenma Kozume ✰

• You’re terrible at keeping your comments to yourself and he knew this

• The thing is, he loved it.

• Was it ever too quiet for his liking there you were

“OH BROTHER, THIS PLACE STINKS.”

• Many people Kuroo thought it would’ve bothered him but the moment you say something it’s like he can’t help but smile

• It’s not that you were outgoing automatically, but you knew out of you and Kenma you had to be the talker and you knew this since you were younger

“Your hair is so long! I thought you were a girl..”

• Kenma hated you when you first met because of this

“But honestly you’d be prettier than half the girls here!”

• Yeah you were only making it worse

• But once he got over it, he saw you just had a big mouth and said whatever came to your mind

“I don’t know Kuroo, you sound very sus to me. I used to not trust you when we were younger.”

“What why?”

“You give off bad boy vibes, I guess In the end you were just a big nerd. What a plot twist in my opinion.”

• Kenma cackling while Kuroo tries to claim he is a bad boy

“It’s not a bad thing!”

“It’s not a good thing!”

• Kenma sees how honest you are and thinks everyone should have someone like you in their life

“Everyone needs a y/n in their life.”

“Really? That’s a first.”

• You laid your head on his lap while he smiled looking down at you, hair covering his face

“You have such a pretty face my love, you cat looking eyes top everything off.”

“I don’t have cat looking eyes?”

“Eh you do.”

• When he tried to confront you about how much you babble with no filter-

“Oh I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, but if I didn’t say what I was actually thinking- that’s just as bad as lying. No?”

• Kenma stared at you for a second

“Babe, your brain. It’s amazing.”

“I like to think it’s pink and cute but okay.”

• Kuroo, Yaku and Yamamoto don’t get you but the moment you met Lev-

“So you’re like the opposite of Hinata?”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“You’re tall, can’t seem to want to learn to play the sport, and you come off as intimidating.”

“SHE THINKS IM INTIMIDATING.”

“No...no more like you come off as stupid.”

“Kenma :(“

• Yeah Lev is the only one who doesn’t get offended by you because he focuses on the wrong things

“You’re so lanky and tall.”

“Am I really that tall?”

“Yeah.”

• Kenma hates your interactions with Lev because he thinks they’re not funny

“Don’t talk to her Lev.”

“Why?! Me and y/n are best friends!”

“No you’re not.”

“We aren’t but we can be aquatinted!”

“That sounds so much cooler suck it Kenma.”

• Yeah You were the reason everyone found out how dumb Lev was

✰ Ushijima Wakatoshi ✰

• He likes to think you’re as unfiltered as him

• But he also thinks you’re too unfiltered and it’s not that you unintentionally roast people you kind of expose them

• He also definitely saves you when you’re about to say something

“I don’t know your skirt seems kinda unflat-“

• Like then, he cupped a hand over your mouth and dragged you away without a word

• And that’s how you knew if you were saying something offensive, your boyfriend would cup his hand over your mouth and drag you away.

“I don’t know Tendou, you have creepy eye-“

*smack*

• You pouted before looking at your boyfriend

“I wasn’t finished! But I think it’s bad ass! I’d be intimidated if I didn’t know you were a crackhead!”

• Tendou was definitely your best friend and he eggs you on to say stuff you shouldn’t

“What do you think about Ushijima’s spikes today hmmmm?”

“I couldn’t focus I was too busy looking at those beefy ar-“

“THE SPIKES Y/N THE SPIKES!”

“OH yeah I mean not as strong as usu-“

“How can I fix them?”

• Every now and then you knew when to speak up and when to not, when it comes to volleyball you don’t because you’re not a pro?

• You managed to catch yourself sometimes but then you turn into an even worse babbling mess

“Semi you remind me so much of Sugawara from Karasuno, that guy. Such a good setter- NOT THAT YOU ARENT A GREAT PLAYER TOO! You’re an amazing player!-“

“Y/n I get it.”

• Ushijima gets entertained when you babble, he’s never seen anyone think as fast as you do in situations like this.

• He doesn’t ever think to confront you, mainly because he thinks it’s a cute quirk of yours and finds it somewhat entertaining

“Goshiki reminds me so much of Rock Lee. I can’t be the only one who sees it?”

• Tendou had a field day with this statement and Goshiki just didn’t know who Rock Lee was

“GOSHIKI IN A WHINEY VOICE SAY GAI SENSEI!”

• Ushijima just watches-

“No I asked Ushijima out and he turned so red I swear-“

“That’s enough talking.”

• He cupped his hand over your mouth and dragged you out while you waved bye 🧚🏻‍♀️✨

• You often almost exposed your boyfriend

“He sleeps with a volleyball night ligh-“

“He always asks me to pick out the pickles in his-“

“He hates when I hug a pillow instead of h-“

“He seems superior here but when it’s us it-“

• This is when Tendou and Semi rise and snatch you from him

“What were you saying y/n?”

“Yeah finish what you were saying about Wakatoshi~”

“Oh yeah!”

“No.”

• And there your boyfriend stood ready to take you away when-

“Ushijima has a bunch of you guys’ pictures framed! It’s really sweet!”

“Oh really?”

“Wakatoshi that’s so sweet!”

• You smiled at your boyfriend who looked at you and sighed

“You’re a hassle.”

“What how?”

“Y/n is an angel Wakatoshi!”

“Thank you Tendou.”

“I never said she wasn’t an angel, just a hassle.”

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Just do yourself a favor and call this # now!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3m1znfL

by EddiesPoloShirts

stupid little charmacden poly fic? ive been thinking about the boys a lot recently and i just love their dynamics n shit. this'll probably be pretty lighthearted/dumb cuz i just want them 2 be happy please. also theyre all neurodivergent, sorry, i dont make the rules. theyre meant to be a tad younger then in the show, maybe 24-ish? just cause theyre still goin thru their bullshit fresh outta college/highschool phase. anyways ill stop babbling, i hope you enjoy! i dont have too many plans for this so it could either turn into oneshots, one longer fic, or i might even end up scraping it all together! jus depends on the response 2 it :) lmk what you think!

Words: 1437, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Charlie Kelly, Mac McDonald, Dennis Reynolds, Dee Reynolds, Frank Reynolds, The Waitress (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia)

Relationships: Charlie Kelly/Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds, Charlie Kelly/Mac McDonald, Charlie Kelly/Dennis Reynolds, Mac McDonald/Dennis Reynolds

Additional Tags: charmacden - Freeform, charden - Freeform, charmac - Freeform, macden - Freeform, Polyamory, i love pretending that they actually care about each other, maybe hurt/comf, sfw, charlie has adhd and dyslexia, theyre gay and in love, mlm, douchebag x asshole x idiot, im a horrible writer dont have high expectations, might have a little smut but for the most part sfw, the cannon relationship would be supa unhealthy but uhhhhh, too bad, am i projecting onto them?, pshhhh what noooo, yeah i totally am, not sorry, gaslight, Gatekeep, girlboss

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[shhh-no-ones-home]

(con)fess up din djarin x reader

+++++++++ This was harder to edit than I thought it would be 🙃

this is my first time writing for mando so if its ooc sorry lol

Song: love drunk by boys like girls

tag list: @cynic-spirit +++++++++

"you need to slow down."

i said boldly before knocking down another shot. cara just laughed, holding the bottle neck firmly in her hand.

"maybe you just need to keep up."

she said, taking a long swig from the bottle.

"It is my last night after all."

i shook my head at her.

"That may be, but im not trying to die, i know you can drink me under the table."

she smirked at me.

"are you admitting defeat?"

she challenged and i smiled at her warmly.

"of course not, but i like to think i know my limits."

i slurred out, taking another shot. she laughed again, watching mando climb down the ladder into the hull of the ship.

"so you two are still drinking."

he said in confirmation. i nodded proudly.

"yes, you should join us!"

i said excitedly, looking to cara's amused face as she studied him.

"no, thats alright."

he said picking up the child from the table as it cooed at him, placing him in the pod.

"well this was fun but i think its time for bed. we have a busy day ahead of us after all."

cara said, standing and taking the bottle back from me. i frowned at her as she made her way around the table and up the ladder din had just emerged from.

"im not ready to go yet."

i pouted, looking to mando as he sat down beside me.

"not tired yet?"

he asked and i shrugged, watching the baby as he stared at me, his little ears moving back and forth.

"i dont know, but i was hoping to talk to you before."

he tilted his head in my direction. i sat forward.

"i know i cant see you under there,"

i said, tilting my head to the side as if it would help, placing my hand firmly on the table.

"but i want you to know that i really like you din."

he stiffened at the mention of his name, as if he thought id forgotten it. Even in my drunken state there is no way I would ever allow myself to.

"i wish i could take that off so i could show you but ill just deal with it on for now."

i said, standing and moving between his legs. i stared down at him.

"i care about you."

i said softly, running my thumb over the top of his helmet. he looked up at me and i wish i could see what he was thinking, maybe get an ounce of reassurance from the look on his face. He paused for a second.

"i care about you too."

he said softly, making me smile as the baby babbled. i nodded, a tired smile across my lips.

"thats good enough for me."

i said firmly, moving my hands on either side of his helmet. he gripped my wrists lightly, like he didnt know what i was gonna do. but i held him in place, leaned forward and kissed what i thought to be his forehead. when i pulled away i leaned down further and kissed about where his lips should have been. i sighed to myself as i stood back upright, grabbing the baby out of the pod and carrying him to the bunk with me.

"ill see you tomorrow mando."

i said sleepily, pulling the blanket to the side and sliding into his bed with the child tucked between my arms.

°°°°°°°°°

when i woke up i was a little startled, looking up at din as he lifted the child out of my grasp.

"morning."

i said groggily, rolling over onto my back as he held the little man in his arms, there barely being space between the two of us in the small bunk.

"good morning."

he said nonchalantly, backing out of it. i sat up slowly, watching the child crawl away from din as he set him down.

"remind me not to drink with cara ever again."

i said, placing my head in my hands and shaking it. i heard him laugh a little bit.

"ill be sure to do that."

he said amused, looking behind him. i scooted towards him and stood slowly, stumbling into him and him holding tightly against his chest.

"easy there."

he said, standing me upright. i groaned.

"right."

i went to move past him but he stopped me.

"about last night."

he said and my face dropped.

"what about last night?"

i said and he nodded.

"i just want you to know i keep the helmet on for my own safety. its not that i dont want you to know who i am, i just cant risk it."

i cleared my throat, watching the baby climb back into dins bed.

"look, i dont-"

I swallowed hard.

"i dont mind it. ya know. i dont exactly remember much of what was said last night but what i said was probably true. and i dont care if you never take your helmet off. i know who you are, without seeing your face."

he looked down and i tried to study him.

"thank you y/n, for understanding. and for being honest with me, last night, today, and always."

i nodded once, moving to walk past him to the privy. As I stepped around him I froze. cara was sitting at the table, eating something indistinguishable and staring at me with a knowing glint behind her eyes.

"morning."

she said smugly.

"Morning."

I said back, stepping into the privy and closing the door. I sighed as I say there, rubbing my hands over my face. Then I heard the baby and my eyes shot open, staring down at him as he stated back up at me. I shook my head as I finished, picking him up and opening the door.

"This is yours."

I said, surrending him to din and moving to the ladder.

"y/n, wait."

he said, and I paused, turning back to him slowly. I looked to cara for a second. she raised both brows, looking between the two of us. i watched as she slowly stood up.

"im gonna go."

she said awkwardly, grabbing her bowl and climbing the ladder past me and up to the control room. i sighed out when she was no longer in sight, turning to look back at din.

"yes?"

i asked slowly. he opened and closed his fist a few times, setting the baby in his pod.

"i dont exactly know how to do this."

He confessed and I moved slowly to the table.

"I've spent my whole life trying to keep myself alive, and now I have to care for that little womp rat."

He said with a short laugh and I couldn't help but smile.

"What I'm trying to say is-"

i shook my head.

"You don't have to do that din. i know you've got a lot happening now, especially with your quest from the armorer. I just wanted you to know how I feel. i dont want anything to change. Can we agree on that?"

i said and he nodded.

"Yeah, I think we can."

i nodded back once, stepping closer to the ladder again.

"Glad we're on the same page."