#im australian forgive me

[vellichorius]

this is the moment i realised that the empire state building was not the chrysler building

the empire state building makes me so mad. like ooh you’re so big and bad and tall. you will never have the swag of the chrysler building. you are dust

[thatflatenedfrogontheroad]

I made a tier list...

please make your own!! I need to see boomer nations opinions on our man!!!! I know the tiers are actually so vile so change them if you desire :)))

OK so my quick blurb on why they are their!! (working worst to best)

28. Identity Crisis #5 - HE WOULD KILL ME FOR THE FUN OF IT. It did bring about the most random rivalry between Tim drake’s fandom and boomer's which is very funny

27. Black Lantern - Oh no… he's back… like a boomerang. Ate his own son... RIP…. L skill issue

26. Sliver Age - Would actually call me a slur and say that I don't deserve rights. He would hate crime me and then solicit me for sex. He looks like he's wearing a dress… what a pretty lady.

25. Flash TV Show - EWWWWWWWW, he though he ate...

24. DC Online - He looks like he would punch me in face at a NYC bus stop

23. White Lantern - Don't look at me like that… stop. He's back from the dead like a boomerang?? Something about most of the New 52 boomerangs don't hit the same. the bride all in white :’)

22. Young Justice - Gave me the ick. You might be thinking... he looks identical to SS hell to pay, why is he down here?? Great question… HE WAS SO CREEPY TO ONE OF THE GIRLS IN YOUNG JUSTICE….. WHO IS A MINOR!

21. Injustice Movie - Just because your in the background… doesn't save you from this list!!!

20. New 52 - Ok he's kinda hot if you look through your peripherals…Why are you wearing skinny jeans… you millennial

19. Harley Quinn TV Show - He's fine… just fine. “We’ll stack out bingo… Boomer loves an older woman” NO HE MUST LOVE ME! I AM VERY VERY MATURE FOR MY AGE

18. Flash: Sins of the Father - Can you please stop talking in the 3rd person… you are starting to sound crazy.

17. Most Wanted - I know jack shit about him. That's probably because he is barely in a comic issues THATS NAMED AFTER HIM!

16. Flash Point Paradox - His fight scene actually ate. I'm a sucker for Boomer being with the Rogues. If cyborg can take his belt off… so can I

15. Suicide Squad 2021 - Wow they somehow gave him even less lines than his first movie. 1. He doesnt look like boomer. 2. His accent is so bad… and hes AUSTRALIAN 3. His acting low key kinda mid 4. They killed off two of the only OG suicide squad members they had on the cast 5. He dies in the first 20min and in the most disrespectful way

14. Suicide Squad 2016 - The only good thing to come from this man is the fanfiction he brought. THIS FUCKING MOVIE MADE HIM A CANON BRONY WHICH I CAN NOT FORGIVE. GET THIS OUT OF MY SMUT BEFORE FREAK THE FUCK OUT >:( Fuck him and pinky too, you son of a bitch!!!! (its not that serious lol... i just want him to stop fucking a toy horse... please guys)

13. This Goober Alien Guy - I know nothing. He just kinda showed up… and I'm not mad just a little confused. He looks like he needs a hot chocolate and a hug :)))) 

12. Lego Batman Movie - Low key an icon. What I would do to get my hands on one of these sets… I would come close to killing someone for it

11. DC Lego Super Villains - If he wasn't Lego I would propose (Shane Dawson style) Once again what I would do for the very discontinued Lego set tie in…

10. Batman: Brave and The Bold - Those cheekbones could cut someone. Why are you wear a mini skirt… take it off ;)

9. Suicide Squad (comic) - Yes I know he was drinking and driving but he's not real so it doesn't count!!! The beginning of the Boomer Mobile! THE GAP TOOTH DUDE!

8. Justice League Unlimited S1 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ok the hairline is… bad…. But so is mine twin!! I LOVE THAT THEY GAVE HIM PROPER CLOTHES AND NOT RAGS DUDE

7. Agent of Oz - is this picture is my school profile pic...yes… and??HE'S COVERED IN BLOOD AND IM GIGGLING!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Stjepan Sejic's Boomer - Choke hold and choke me...  I want to hear his voice but he can't break his mewing streak…The ungodly things I would let him do to me

5. Dark: Apocalypse War - Constantine! Boomer! GIRLS! GIRLS!! ILL SLEEP WITH BOTH OF YOU!!! I was not expecting him in this movie so I started to freak out when he showed up DUDE. PLEASE LET ME SIT ON IT

4. Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay - I'm a ride he wouldn't survive… I DONT HAVE WORDS TO DECRIBE HOW I FEEL DUDE… I WOULD DO ANYTHING HE ASKED FOR NO JOKE. Dead on the floor

3. Justice League Unlimited S2 - The glow up in REAL... had me on my hands and knees as a 3rd grader… and still on my knees today. I have never wanted someone to fuck me in the back alleyway of a shit bar so bad in my life

2. Batman: Assault on Arkham - The one that started it all… he is the reason I am this way. no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom BUT GREG ELLIS IS PUBLIC ENIME NUMDER ONE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!

AND THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!! WE ALL SAW IT COMING

1. Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League - I AM GNAWING ON THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE!!!!!! He has it all, the face, the VOICE, the look, the character!!!!! It is hands down the most consistently good representation of captain boomerang out their… and its canon that's he has a big dick :D I would sell my first born to get one night…

Thank you all for reading this word vom, I am sick in the head <3

if any of the comic issues are off or something please let me know :)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make your our and tag me!! i need to see them <3<3<3

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt XVII good omens explained but im in tears at 3:30 am and on sleep meds

Oh it's been a while since we did one of these innit what was the last tine? Jan? Well the Mascot is back with a part XVII because this fandom valentine's day posts wrecked me emotionally and i took the usual sleep meds (we all know how that goes) so I'm here to make bad decisions y;all. Ignore all types or mistakes im not responsible for anything eber it's all the metatron's fault.

there are two entities crowley and aziraphela and they love each othner so much it h8urts ow

heaven has embraced minimalist interior decor and minimalist empathy it was a 2 for 1 offer at bunnings (australian maggots you proud good)

hell has embraced cluttercore with regards to interior decor and projected trauma bunnings was real generous

crowley was once an angel but the angel we knew it not him and that hurts but moving on is must because otherwise disrespect but she made stars and it was pretty just like her

im so tired. aziraphale is still an angel he';s very good at forgiveness whoch is nice but sometimes people dont want to be forgiuven they want to be dead isntead

that was not the setence i intended to write but it's accurate after the final fifteen ahahahahahhahahahahahaha do ihave trauma yes i went to bunnings because i liked hell's projections

the antichrist is very cute and he's good at the law of strraction he tells satan you fuck right off satan you're nOT MY REAL DAD which is so cool you go adam you GO and so then his read dad becomes his read dad there may have ben necromancy involved

anathema and newt are existing and she hit crow,yes bentley but that's fine because it burned to the ground anyway you know whatsw not fine crowley kneeling on the aslphalet and me that's what

nina and maggie veyr cute not yet but eventually because yes fuck lindey linday forgeot her nmae

aziraphale is very cute trauma bitchy bean

crowley is very kind trauma irritation disaster

eyes shutting it's all good but madam tracy has a BED AHAHAH you know what you do on bed it's SEXY THINGS hehhee like like stuff toys

so basically hemon hell are both like crowley azi you fools and then theyre like AAAAAAAAH GABRIEL but it's fine and the second coming is happening but azi is like nina maggie love so muriel is sent down

amd then crowley ad azi are like POOF FALL IN LOVE but nina is like HOHO WHAT THE FUCK nad the demons go WHEEEE and then crowley goes to heaven and then aziraphale goes to heabem and it's a;;; sad

gabriel is naked anc he was nasty first then felll in love with beelzebun then went naked and then back in love so now theyre both in alpha centaryie

that's a triple star system btw alpha a b and proxuma centauri which is the cloest star to earth aside from obviopuw crowley doesnt want to leav e earth far behind mkigkrkgw

boom azi gone all croiing im listening to dont bother from the sounstrack on loop since i started writing this

metatron oat milk evil azi scared crowley mr darcy we're crying yeah

yay all done now asleep jno bepop ya yes blruryry my meds packet looks lime a furry opposoum

anyway

so fucking tired i cannot see what im typing

@howmanyholesinswisscheese help

posting without rsding it through awahoooooooooooooooo

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Update on the teacher AU because I'm procrastinating writing it (yell at me pls) and also talking at people is how I work:

Crowley's a science teacher (was gonna go bio but SPACE - let the poor guy teach tenth grade cosmology he would adore it). Without giving too much away, he's the sort of teacher who's scary on the outside, but he really, really does care, and if you're struggling he's the first one to ask you if you need an assignment extension or to let you get away with missed homework. The teacher who gets it, who understands kids and the ways they speak and interact and all the little intricacies and bullshit of being a teenager. He also doesn't wear safety equipment during practicals, which the kids think is Very Cool, but if a student slacks off on safety he takes it very seriously. No teenager is cool -- not even when they do pracs without safety equipment. No children will be harmed in the making of this fic. Wait no. Welllllll...

Azi's an english teacher. Because. You all know why. And you know that teacher who's like, completely tech illiterate, has no idea how to use PowerPoint, and writes all his assignment feedback in the margins of your essay in doctor's handwriting? The one you think is completely incompetent, but he's so, so passionate about what he does, and the entire class just adores him. People behave just out of respect. But he has one rule and that's treat others how you want to be treated, and if you break that, he won't punish you, he won't yell, he will just look very very disappointed and very very unnaturally stern and you will want to shrivel up and repent immediately. Yeah, that's Azi. He does not take shit in his class.

Anyways, that's them from a student perspective. For a more personal perspective...

Well, let's just say wait and see 👀

In my head I know there are already a gazillion enemies to lovers teachers AUs out there where Aziraphale teaches English and Crowley teaches Biology. In my head I know that. Unfortunately I want to write another one anyway.

[percys-blue-food-vendor]

(I'm not dead school just sucks :/)

Hello!

I'm Sally Jackson(she/her), and I am, alongside my husband Paul, a parent to my lovely children Percy, Estelle, and Lucy(oc)! (as well as all the demigods in the Manhattan area).

It has been brought to my attention that there is this interesting platform here, and I came to supervise and see what all of the fuss was about!

(im Vee + use they/them when talking OOC :) )

my tag is #sally speaks :)

others here:

paul <3: @blofised-paul

percy: @that-dam-son-of-poseidon/ @son-of-sally-jackson

Lucy(oc): @that-dam-daughter-of-poseidon

Estelle: @ask-estelle(older)/ @estelle-blofis-jackson (younger)

(there's multiple groups)

I also haven’t read magnus chase or kane chronicles yet but i know vaguely some things that happen, but forgive me if i don’t interact in the way you would think with these characters lol

sorry i probably have seen your ask/tag/reblog but I may have forgotten about it because I said I would answer it later and I didn't :( it's not that I don't care I promiseee

I will get to it in 1-5 business days /j ....... maybe /hj(I'm sorryyyy)

also Im Australian please forgive me for any us based spelling mistakes

and im in AEST/GMT +10 for timezones :)

my main is @cutebisexualmess

[liauditore]

Hi! I just wanted to say that I adore your art and I'm completely obsessed with all your galaxy duo and shiny duo stuff (though I've scrolled through your art tag and everything you've drawn is fucking gorgeous). I hope you're having a lovely timezone and are taking care of yourself <3

Forgive me I know you meant time but timezone rlly made me laugh. im australian the timezone is not lovely it does not love me i do not feel loved by this timezone.

But thankyou!!!!! Pearl has one of the coolest storylines in the series to me and I lovee exploring her relationships. I'm so glad there's so many other ppl out there making and liking Pearl art she deserves the world.

[yakultii]

I kid you not I was just sitting in the uni library and before getting up to give up for the day and leave I wrote in my notes app kinda jokingly but kinda not:

“maybe western beliefs are just so wrong maybe no amount of doctor can fix me maybe I am simply cursed lol for I have sinned many times and seek no forgiveness - a new level of insanity or clarity” (Ik my notes are full of weird shit.. I was also studying medical dominance and how westerners have made it seemingly superior to other forms of health practices/understandings such as religious sin etc for context)

AND I WALK OUT OF THE LIBRARY, START WALKING HOME WITH MY SAD MUSIC ON REPEAT, ON THE VERGE OF TEARS FOR NO REASON(bc life rough but im fine), ON THE EDGE OF CAMPUS AND AM FULLY FINDING MYSELF WILLINGLY BEING PREACHED TO BY A CULT about the heavenly mother oh my god they’re getting smarter LIKE SM SMARTER cause I almost believed this was just a hella feminist Christian for a solid 10 minutes help im out of practice I haven’t been approached by a cult member in like 6 months cos I rarely leave the house ANYWAYS luckily for me I have an unhealthy special interest? in the researching of cults and every single step of their indoctrination particularly the correlation of various korean cults indoctrinating australian white women (when I say cults I don’t just mean religious organisation, cos while there is valid argument that all religion could TECHNICALLY be cult-like, I need u to know I respect religion for others and what it is and am aware there are some prominent factors which differentiate normal religious organisation from genuine proper cult) luckily this particular cult wasn’t going to take me to meet its rapist leader in korea like most the other in melb but it does isolate u from ppl u know and force u to “donate” all ur money lmao fail bc im already socially isolated and I have no money LOLOOL anyways usually they ask for ur number but they also have half given up when u tell them u used to be religious and ur not anymore bc ur critical but this time they just gave me their number cos I think they thought I was like fully convinced cos I was stupidly engaging in the discourse with half interest (but only bc I was trying to make sense if what they were telling me was accurate or not from a religious standpoint bc I was raised Catholic) but sneakily she was telling me all about the Hebrew bible and shit with examples of Hebrew text I couldn’t read LOLOL and what I rlly should have said is god is not my mother or father bitch my (ex) god ain’t male or female, my god if existent be a genderless non human spirit referred to as “he” bc we live in a patriarchal society where male pronouns are pretty standard in referring to just about anything in English language ANYWAYS I lowkey love engaging w cult members while some ppl say dangerous I usually detach my interest while talking as further research into their communicative ways but today I was caught so off guard bc at my particular uni there are usually just religious preachers sometimes who have no ill intent and see my gay stickers on my laptop and give up before they even start knowing they are gonna fail but these ppl defs didn’t go to my uni they were just waiting on the outskirts for sad uni students to approach LMAO mission accomplished also they told me im a good listener when I was like zoning out bc I said yes yes yes when they asked me if I was aware of particular religions events and terms lol that was not very convincing bc I was not demonstrating good listening at all ANYWAYS this was a pointless and probably an incomprehensible story that I cbf reading over hope u enjoyed stay safe don’t go getting indoctrinated into a cult

[nickmitchell]

hey I find some second creations about chaleigh are similar and theyr all extremely adorable

like, Chuck don't have a girlfriend in his hole life before encountered Ray. He is a total virgin, which without doubt just like the fact that hes an asshole. But bcsof the competitiveness and bad temper, their first kiss and first sex are all raised by Chuck.

Chuck is very fond of sweet but due to the kaiju war he never found this hobby until that suicide battle end. Ray always reminds Chuck that too much sugar will get him fat but Chuck never listening to him.

Ray doesn't love sweet but he has a bad habit which is lie-in (taught by Yancy), he always stuck on bed no matter weekday or weekend. Chuck hates that bcs Chuck has a very healthy and regular schedule which trained by Jaeger army these years so he never get used to Rays lie-in stuff.

Ray always get some candy in his pocket to satisfy Chucks greedy taste. Ray knews Chuck shouldn't eat too much sugar but this Australian bastard is too fucking cute,especially when he begging him to get some sweet, Ray can't resist.

Oh and herc is very very unpleasant about his son is dating with *that American Asshole*, may be he even punched Rays face once before. But eventually herc gets used to it bcs he found Chuck is so happy when he gets along with Ray. So be it. (Our daddy is sooooooo poor hahahahaha)

And of course Ray is Chucks icon when Australian was a teenager, but after Ray run away and hided at Alaska to built the kaiju wall, Chuck began to hate him. (Very comprehensible right? He still love Ray anyway :)))

btw Ray is just absolutely a nicknameeeeeeeeee

also, official settings show that chaleigh have age difference of 5 years old (Ray is 26 and Chuck is 21) , Chuck is shorter than Ray (Ray is 185cm and Chuck is 183cm) , so they are born to be couple!!!! i usually saw some soulmates and perfect match au at fictions, i think this is a completely wonderful explaination about them.

Rays birthday is 11.21, this is winter at USA which hint Rays clam nature and clear mind. But November is summer at Australia, may be this means *Ray hates everyone but Chuck*???? (You guys know official settings said Ray loves humanity but hates ppl right?)

Chucks birthday 8.14(same day as mine awwwwww), August is a hot month in the Northern Hemisphere, which hint Chucks hot-temper and touchy. But we don't know who he is at the past, may be he is a kid lack of love so he shows sharp side to the outside world, inside, he is just a sensitive and fragile little boy. His mothers death is a huge hit for him. He needs someone to help him and love him.(Ray is the one :33333)

i love see them fight with each other, both physical and verbal. Chuck called ray OLD MAN or JERK, Ray called Chuck KID or ASSHOLE. They always push away the other part but eventually they found they both love the other side.

said too much. Im very bad at English please forgive me, i just wanto say thanks for chaleigh bring motivation and happiness to my life, and thanks for you guys awesome fiction i will love these works forever🥺thanks anyway💓💓💓

in the end, for raleigh and chuck, could you PLEASSSSSE get married okay🥺😭😭

[the-conquest-of-shred]

good whatever time it is over there. im procrastinating housework by sending this ask, hope u don't mind. here's some Good™ australian things for you to rate as existences in general or just your particular experience with them:

-oi cunt

-vegemite

-hunters&collectors

-tim tams

-smoko

Hope this is appropriately amusing to you, have a good one <3

I've always preferred "'sup cunt" to "oi cunt", I'm just not someone who says "oi" but the word cunt is useful in any context really

Vegemite is goddamn disgusting, I've had so many people try convince me the way they use it is delicious and I give it a shot every time but it's about as easy to swallow as the divine right of kings

Australian music lived and died with Silverchair, I couldn't even name a H&C song

Tim tams are good but they aren't that good, that said, people who store them in the fridge and not the cupboard test the limits of forgiveness

i miss nicotine every day I'm alive

do your fucking chores cunt

[thisselflovecamebacktome]

question about your political post (forgive me, Im not Australian, just trying to understand) are you saying the Green party and the Labor party are splitting and no longer working together?

Pretty much yes.

So within Australian politics, because we have preferential voting, no electoral college equivalent (so everything is popular vote) and more than a 2 party system, it is entirely possible (and relatively common) for neither party to get a majority government. When this happens, they need to convince crossbenchers from smaller parties or who are independents to side with them, which happens in one of two ways:

(and most commonly) They form a coalition. In short, this basically means that while they are two separate parties, they rule together. A Greens/Labor coalition is what my state has had for most of my life, but it's typically more common to see the right winged Liberals/Nationals coalition throughout the country in my experience. In general this is the preferred method for all parties involved because it's a clear winner/stability for the bigger party and the smaller party gains more direct/behind the scenes power/influence. Like as much as I think more needs to be done, I think the Greens are right in saying that over the years we've had some very good changes from them being part of the coalition.

(less common) The smaller parties/independents do not form a coalition with the winning party and the winning party just rules as a minority party. In most cases (especially if there's a big centrist crossbench), this can be tricky if the election was close like ours was and can lead to the other party wanting a redo of the election, or some other action taken (time being given to see if they can get the numbers for a coalition etc). However, given most if not all of our Greens/independent members elected are very left leaning, the Liberals accepted that there was no way to have a coalition/otherwise have the support and accepted defeat. It also does mean that there is less pressure to stick by the winning parties potential legislation that come out on the smaller parties/independents' side of things, but also the way of giving pressure to change the potential legislation is different as it is more public.

Regardless of which the winning party picks, they still do need a majority of the elected members to agree with their potential legislation to get through. So really, in terms of the smaller parties/independents, it comes down to where they think they can make the most change.

In this case, the Greens have clearly considered the results of the last election (where they lost 2 seats, one to a left leaning independent who they would likely see as their biggest competition moving forward and the other to Labor which they put down as Labor receiving the benefit/shine of the Greens' pushing them) and decided that being on the crossbench, where they more publicly criticise the current government's policies and potential legislation rather than having those same changes made behind the scene before the policy is shown to the public and other members of the government, is what is most beneficial to them and the state.

Like I said, this in theory is good and excites me because it makes the impact of the Greens on any legislation presented very clear to the general public/those who do not pay attention to politics, but it can backfire and lead to nothing getting done and the smaller parties/independents getting blamed for that (especially when the Greens have a reputation for being combative and unwilling to compromise). While the Greens can bring their own legislative drafts to attempt to get through, given they are not actually working with the winning government anymore, they may not have the support needed to get it through either.

So I guess we'll see how it goes.

[yoonia]

hi!! So I’m planning on submitting a work for your birthday event and i know that it’s ending today, but is there a specific time because I’m not yet finished and i don’t want to submit past the deadline or anything. This is a really cool thing you’re doing and it’s given me tons of motivation to finish the first part of my fic! It’s a yoongi bodyguard mafia au and I’ve been working on it for a long time so im really excited to finally publish it. But if im already too late i understand. Thank you anyways! Also happy birthday! I’m an october baby too so hi fellow libra!

No, it's fine! my timezone is AEST (eastern australian) and it should've ended the moment it hits 12am AEST on the 21st or Oct 20th, 9am EST. But since I'm slacking a bit this week (forgive me! idk why I'm suddenly busy this week) and I'm working this weekend anyway and prob won't be able to close it on time, I was thinking to extend another day? so I'm closing it on 12am EST, Oct 21st. to give some more time for anyone who wants to submit late addition fics :)

but basically, as long as I haven't announced the closing time for the event, just send it anyway and I'll definitely accept it lol just no pressure! you can do it!

and hello fellow Libra! maybe I can give something with your submission as a birthday gift too <333

[an0bserver]

i have a fucking seething hatred for the australian medical system for forcing me to go through something extremely similar to this. i still have nightmares about the way those "doctors" treated me. i still have nightmares about having to sit there and watch as my body became irreversibly disgusting. im never going to be able to be happy, or be free from dysphoria, or be able to walk around outside and not get treated like a freak. even after several years of hrt my body was too fucked over for anything to meaningfully change. i cant even get surgery to at least minimize the damage because the fucking ghouls at wpath require passing as a prerequisite for them. like WHOS FUCKING FAULT DO YOU THINK IT IS I CANT PASS IN THE FIRST PLACE. i dont know how i could ever be ok with all the things wrong with my body. and i dont know how i could ever forgive the people who's fault that is.

letting a trans girl go through male puberty should be punishable by death

[mango-mentally-ill]

tw rant

me telling the truth im trying my best.

im a heavy lier

im not 20 ish

im 15

(16 on march 29 or 30th if you're Australian and stuff)

im not 6'3

im 5' 11

but every thing i have experienced has happened

im so sorry i lied im so sorry i lied im so sorry i lied im so sorry i lied

please forgive me

and take some time away if needed.

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

So a deathworld is defined by competitive shit and evolve or die and basically that stuff(forgive me I'm tired) so poisonous plants and everything is uncommon in the universe, basically the hallmark of an uninhabitable planet.

Now image your from a kind world, you see poisonous plants, venomous animals, scavenger species and you think 'damn this place is literal shit wtf???" Because that's as bad as it gets, but then there's a sentient predator species that evolved specifically to be able to eat that poisonous shit because they liked how it tastes and thinks that's somehow worse, but it can't get more bad, but no! It gets so much worse, they have microculture of bacteria in their mouth that makes their bites technically poisonous!!!!!!!!

[joinmeinjoy]

Hob would be the type of person to point at a cat walking down an alley way and say “That’s you” to Dream, and Dream would be confused and slightly offended but ultimately not know what to say in retaliation. Hob would point at the weirdest shit and, in the year of our lord 2022, say “Thats you” to the personification of dreaming itself. Movie poster with a cartoon vampire on it? thats you. Street sign with no sign, so its just a pole in the ground? thats you. Poster of edward cullen? thats you. Lucky charms cereal man? you. And Dream would have no idea whats going on but it amuses Hob so it can’t be all that bad

[strangeauthor]

....i thought the food was nice

im sorry australian moots. if i have any. forgive me

the only thing about australia that makes go "wait what" is the fact that the outback resturant isnt an australian thing and most australians fuckin hate it lol