#im an atheist btw
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fun fact about me, i go to catholic school and was hyperfixated on christanity as a whole for a while. fun fact two, whenver im in religion class all i can think of is hannigram fucking nasty yaoi style with a preist au hannibal
anyways might write a fic for that sometime just was thinking again
#im going to hell for this one#im not even exaggerating when i say i coumd easily write 10k on this#all terminology would be right an everything#im an atheist btw#figured i should mention that before i get executed for disrespecting god#i really wanna write a fic were will is this animal shelter owner who comes and prays for the animals#then hannibal takes a special liking to him#anyways done yapping real tags now#hannigram#priest kink#hannibal nbc#will grahm#hannibal lecter#shitpost#fic ideas
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Maybe instead of picking up smoking as a hobby I should join a church group they seem happy
#still brainstorming what to do with my life#getting pregnant is out of the options i think#stfu vithcy#im an atheist btw
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I was struck with divine inspiration.
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people still wanna get pregnant??? in the year of our lord 2023???
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catholicism is so cool like where else would you find a millenial saint wearing adidas
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I always thought Louis was grimacing in pain when Lestat bit him episode 1. But he was smiling. Oh Lord. 😳
AND WE GET CANCELLED FOR SAYING IT #BUTTHEPOWERBELONGSTOGOD
#yn.#yn answers#im an atheist btw#Its illegal to give ldpdl a relationship w normal power dynamics actually
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christian bigots with their "satan wants you to follow him" and "keep doing what you're doing and you'll end up in hell" bitch at least someone wants me?? why would i change my very self to be accepted by a god?? who in their right mind would prefer to change themselves to please a father who doesn't want you as you are instead of hanging out with a guy who accepts you for who you really are. this isnt working my friends either god and the whole group accepts me and loves me or im going with the opposition
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“I’m more powerful than a god. What does that make me?”
“A nonbeliever.”
#detroit become human#dbh#markus rk200#dbh fanart#fanart#onemoredrawing#the quote only kinda applies to this but it’s from my sister’s fic and I really wanted to use it#<— markus says it btw so i had to ok???#markus is such an atheist but robojesus implications prevail 😕😕#markus better than me cus if I saved my whole species and they start UTTERING the name RA9 instead of MARKUS theyre getting popped#right on the side of they head#her name is MARKUS… *i scream to the others in jericho*#*markus turns over to me* heh…you get it. wanna interface#me: omggg you noticed me stawpppp 😅😅 anyways hell yea#ok ill stop im just typing to type
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Merry Christmas
Here's your obligatory mistletoe drawing staged by the matchmaker herself
Ignore why the bow has more effort into it I like making things shiny
#im blocking anyone who says something about them not being able to do Christmas btw#alex literally said everyone in gravity falls is atheist and they all celebrate everything bc of mable so SHUT UP#i celebrate Christmas so thats why its Christmas. leave me alone#mable pines#christmas#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#art#pyramid steve#obligatory mistletoe drawing#mistletoe#gay triangles#billsteve#stupid geometry#i lowkey hate this
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Do you think jesus thought he wouldn't have to die at the end? Just like Abraham didn't have to kill his son but he was willing to. Do you think he thought it would be just a test of faith? That he would have to be willing to die, but not die at the end?
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religious people are still in the phase of hearing “religious people [do harmful thing/have harmful ideal]” and responding “not all religious people!!”
like yeah. Obviously. But those are the exception for a reason, and your reluctance to treat things like issues that are systemically perpetuated by various institutions makes you complicit in them. I already understand religion as an aspect of culture and community, but religious people need to understand religion as a rhetorical tool which can be and is used to pursue political ends. It is both of these things.
#religion#btw#im mainly talking about#christians#christianity#im american so i mainly have a perspective on american(and thus very Christian) religions environments#secularism#atheism#atheist#non religious#religious#agnostic#secular
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hijab is gay af.
you mean to tell me I can only show my thighs and my arms to the people of my own gender?
hehehehe
(this is a lighthearted joke btw)
#this isn't islamphobia btw#it's just me being silly#c'mon man let everyone just be as they are#i wear hijab too btw#and im an atheist not a Muslim#so like it's good to keep open minds#people should not be indoctrinated into something they don't want#and that goes BOTH ways#to all Muslims who see this? i love you
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mfers will b like “poob x _____ is peak!11!!” and then i’ll click on the tag and literally 99% of the shit on there looks exactly like this
#im just saying that poob has a kill count and pest doesn’t so ermmmm checkmate atheist#post is#not specifically about pestxpoob though#not a negative post btw i just find it funny#regretevator#shitpost
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Why the hell does praying to Hualian actually work sometimes lmao
Like im aware that it does nothing but i swear my chances get better after i pray (is this how religions form?)
#Just won what i wanted in the raffle and there was a lot of tickets in the one i went for#I did have 2 tickets on it (a jar with a little felt mouse sleeping in it) very cute very powerful#And ive gotten what i wanted on other things as well (on stuff like pokemon masters gacha thing) obviously not all the time but enough to#Make me continue doing it when i really want something#hualian#Tgcf#Im atheist btw
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Pls talk to me about the muppets I'm desperate
#muppets#kermit the frog#miss piggy#constantine the frog#uncle deadly#my art#yes i love uncle deadly could you tell from the last reblog?#and i made a whole au where im kermit because i love frogs#anyways pls talk to me about the muppets#also if things dont make sense in the drawpile i promise you wont want the context#except the fact constantine made fun of ricky gervais for being atheist#these are all light hearted jokes btw
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i forgot that people really believe in Jesus and that he's not like hatsune miku to people
#nothing against christians/catholics. was raised christian myself#but hes like miku to me#my nice and unproblematic friend. ive never met them but they are my friends#<- im an atheist btw. but jesus and miku are my friends
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