#im allergic to lemons

[phantomskeep]

Anyone else allergic to like a really common thing and every time you accidentally eat/touch it you have a different reaction?

This past summer, my throat was bleeding so badly my ships doctor dude wanted to send me to the ER. Another time I just swelled. Another other time I got hives all over my entire body that didn't leave for like five days. And now? Yesterday/today I'm just over the toilet vomiting my brains out. Why can't my body ever just be consistent?

[honeydots]

lemon drop🍋

[iamnotarobin]

we are happy to announce this morning that pi day is finally over. we are safe for another year. the elementary school teachers are retreating, as we welcome in a new sunrise. we emerge from our shelters, covered in whipped cream and pie crust. we mourn those who have been lost. we frantically look up whether or not it is possible to have a citrus allergy, and we find that it is.

[surelyyourejesting]

guys does anyone else's mouth get itchy and hurt a bit and feel a little numb after eating/chewing on lemon or lime peels. this isn't a joke this is a genuine question

[honeyboyfelix]

me to my parents: yeah i think im allergic to pineapple cause when i eat it it feels like my mouth is filled with bees

both of my parents: what isnt that normal???

[yardikins]

I look up how to cure acid reflux and google is just like eat baking soda

[paradoxical-machine]

WhY AM I ALLERGIC TO SO MANY THINGS

[keikri]

Me: I always feel so much better after I drink fruit juice thats so weird

My Vitamin C Deficient, Scurvy Ridden Body: bro

[shadowfrontiers]

i ate a sour candy cane and now my mouth hurts im gonna scream

[miloformula123fan]

Hey! Could you do fic about Fernando Alonso x baker!reader from prompt? Tag me later! Thanks

of course darling. im so sorry it took me this long to get it out for you <3

Please keep requesting - y'all have awesome ideas we agree on a lot of stuff :) - my guidelines are here, and if you want some prompts, they are here.

also feel free to come in and start chatting to me in my asks, would love to get to know y'all better

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and my masterlist is here <3

fernando alonso x baker!reader

“Hola, welcome to pan y amor, what can i get for you?”

“Your number?”

“I’m sorry?”

“Oh are you taken, my apologies. ”

“...no I’m not taken, just wasn’t expecting you to be so bold. How about you buy something and if you like it you can have my number and take me on a date?”

“I am not usually this bold, I apologise. Okay then, what would you recommend, mi sol?”

“Well, I mean, I have to recommend our natillas de leche, unless your allergic to something in them, then I’d try and think of something else.”

“Not allergic, though if my trainer heard how many of these I was eating.”

“Trainer huh?” as Y/N passed over the natillas. “so , you’re an athlete?”

“F1 driver, Fernando Alonso” he held over his hand to shake, after paying “i’m from here, so I like to come in and spend time with the locals”

“Oh, well I’m not the biggest f1 fan, but I’m sure happy to help the locals, maybe you could introduce me to F1.”

---

“Darling, I’m trying to make some brownies before the bakery opens, you cannot come in here and distract me.”

“Can I make something to help?”

“Do you swear that you will follow my instructions to a T?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Okay, you can make some caramel slices. You need to grab almond meal, vanilla protein powder, rice malt syrup, coconut oil, peanut butter, and dark chocolate, did you understand that?”

“Yes chef!”

“Okay good. It needs to go in the fridge, and then you can work on the strawberry lemon scones and then when i'm working on the tiramisu you can work on the orange loaf.”

“You’re telling me that when i rock up before my girlfriend officially starts work to hang out with her, all that happens if I have to do unpaid work.”

“Well i can’t pay you a f1 driver wage, because i can’t afford it and also you are not an f1 driver equivalent baker. I don’t even know if it’s worth giving you these ingredients for fear that I cannot sell what you make.”

---

“Okay, welcome back to pan y amor, as you know we in Cogollo, are massive f1 fans, so we have made some pumpkin cream cheese muffins to celebrate Fernando’s 33rd win. We had a little birdy tell us that this was his favourite flavour, so here’s how we make it, as always the full recipe will be on our blog y si quieres ver esta receta en español, ve a nuestro perfil, donde repasamos exactamente la misma receta, pero en español, para que todos nuestros fans de habla hispana también puedan seguirla. We’ve started this recipe by preheating the oven to 175 degrees celsius, which is 350 degrees fahrenheit for our American fans. 

And as my boyfriend gets in the way, the pumpkin cream cheese muffins are gonna be made slower. He loves this flavour so he’d better get out of my way so I can make the muffins, si, comprendo?”

“Comprendo, capitan!”

Bien, bienvenido de nuevo a pan y amor, como ya sabéis, en Cogollo somos grandes fans de la F1, así que hemos preparado unas magdalenas de calabaza y queso crema para celebrar la victoria número 33 de Fernando. Un pajarito nos dijo que este era su sabor favorito, así que así es como lo preparamos, como siempre la receta completa estará en nuestro blog and if you want to see this recipe in english, go to our profile, where we run through the exact same recipe, but in english, so all our english speaking fans can also follow. Comenzamos esta receta precalentando el horno a 175 grados centígrados.’

'Okay call me delusional, but was that Fernando in this tiktok?'

'Why is fernando voicing a random bakery’s tiktoks?'

'this bakery is in his home town, so maybe he knows them'

'WHY IS THE BAKERY OWNER SO PRETTY'

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i am going to apologise now because I doubt this made sense :)

taglist: @leosxrealm, @pear-1206, @tallrock35, @wolf-knights, @janeholt3

[hobicakess]

RED CHOPSTICKS 3 — TEASER

SUMMARY: Sometimes in life we must protect our hearts even if it means ripping it out of our chest.

RATING: 18+ (I am not a babysitter. You're in control of what you consume.

content warning: small mention of blood, more will be added when the official chapter is posted

A/N: IM SO EXCITED FOR THISS!!!! everything i want for the final chapter has constantly running through my mind. so many different beginnings, middles, and endings. hehe should I be evil or should i be nice. FIND OUT IN PART 3 MWAH 🎉

part 1 , part 2

Suddenly there was a shift inside of you that moved your whole outlook on the life you previously lived. The oldest in a single parent household lead you to a life of independence and responsibility— dropping out of school to help provide for your family the best you could. Getting caught up with the law more time than you can count on both of your hands. Watching how all the work you put into your so called family flushed down the drain. Leaving you stranded and homeless in Seoul while they lived happily in the states. You realized life has never given you enough lemons to make lemonade at least until you met him.

Min Yoongi. You met him at a weird stage in your life, you were slowly but surely getting back on your feet. You didn't know that treating yourself for a bowl of ramen would change your life forever, but honestly who would? Unfortunately you loved Min Yoongi, you'd always will. Despite the multiple flaws he had, somewhere deep inside of him was a man who could love genuinely. A man with pure intentions and a heart of gold, a man who you could grow old with and have the cutest chunky babies, and finally die alongside like in the notebook.

But life never seemed to go in the way you wanted. You could feel the horrible burning sting of the bullets that grazed, and pierced your skin. The crimson color beginning to seep through your white T-shirt.

Laying on the cool floor, eyes heavy the only thoughts that managed to cross your mind on the brink of blood loss.

You were going to kill Min Yoongi and watch him and his empire burn to the ground and it was too fuckin' bad you were allergic to lemons.

[mossy-paws]

Phigting headcanon ask!

What do think are the phighters fav drink? :D

YES YES YWA YES YES!!!! I LOVE ASKS LIKE THESE LETS GOOOOOOO!!!! IM SO SORRU IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO GET TO THIS BUT!! LET ME JUST COMPILE ALL OF THEM REALLY QUICK!

Sword, ice water with lemon. I actually headcanon he’s allergic to caffeine (because anything with caffeine will make birds very sick)

Rocket, sprite or blue Fanta

Subspace can’t drink due to his rot, he probably eats electrolyte packages lmfao

Medkit is addicted to black coffee

shuriken loves green tea/matcha

vinestaff likes sakura tea or cherry ramune

Icedagger likes söderblandning and Julmust especially

Scythe likes vinegar, straight vinegar. (And sometimes a key lime martini on the side)

Broker, once more, likes whatever is illegal.

Skateboard likes coca cola

slingshot likes milk because cat

boombox likes ginger ale (the bottle is green okay I couldn’t think of anything better)

Banhammer likes his mamas smoothies

Zuka likes those gas station slushies, blue raspberry mixed with Coke is probably his faborite

Hyperlaser likes beer or any sort of alcohol (duh)

Katana likes Baekseju

Valk like champagne

Dom likes red wine, but only the most expensive kinds

Voidstar likes the blood of her victims

Windforce likes protein shakes

Firebrand adores root beer floats, he also likes to make them with Dom and valk! His favorite is probably just with vanilla ice cream

Ghostwalker doesn’t drink but if he would it would be watered down cremated ashes

Illumina likes communion wine and holy water

ghostdeeri can’t drink liquids since it would extinguish her flame lmao

Darkheart likes chemical waste

Venomshank likes French Bloom Le Rosé

Coil likes monster energy drinks

Lord PWNATIOUS only likes the most expensive kinds of alcoholic drinks on the market

traffic likes gutter rain water /afF

okay so that’s all of them! Enjoy these I love getting to talk about stuff like this ;3

[eazy-peazy54]

"Welcome, babies. To the Fruity Pebbles Castle of Torment: a scary castle with 100 rats."

~~~

There comes a time once in every f-slur's life to make an intro post for this god forsaken hellsite.

Now is that time.

~~~

GREETINGS, TO EVERY FOOL WHO HAS MISTAKENLY STUMBLED UPON THIS TUMBLR PAGE!

(This is my sick ass and very cool intro post!!)

SOME MAY CALL ME A MAD SCIENTIST, OR A "RINGMASTER-TYPE," BUT MOST THINK OF ME AS SOME SORT OF WEIRDO WHO THINKS THAT BILL CIPHER IS "SO ME FR" AND TYPES LIKE THAT FOR FUNZIES IN HER INTRO POST SO SHE LOOKS COOL.

(The last one is true, I'm truly a nerd trying to impress you all so you stick around and like me. In all honesty I'm just a kid who wants to be both Bill Cipher and also a vampire. I wanna bring a real Will-Woodian vibe to your function [aka your dashboard.])

THIS BLOG IS ONLY A GLIMPSE INTO THE ENIGMA OF THE LONG AND VAST MAZE THAT SOME MAY CALL A "BRAIN." I PREFER TO CALL IT A MIND-HOLE.

MIND-FUCK, MIND-HOLE, SAME DIFF.

ANYWHO, ONWARDS!

🧪 ABOUT ME: ~ My name is Peazy ~ She/He/They ~ Bi ~ Minor ~ I PROBABLY HAVE AUTISM!! (we can tell) OR ADHD OR SOMETHING !! OR BOTH!! PROLLY BOTH!! 🫀 WHAT I DO: ~ I shitpost. A lot. Mostly, actually. But I am ALSO: ~ An artist! ~ Singer-Songwriter ~ Starting a band! (Mr. Amnesia and The Surrealists, check us out if we ever drop anything!) ~ Writer (of both real stories, and fanfiction!) ~ Creator of the Mary Bell Township ARG! (check out my TikTok and Youtube links if you're interested.. :3) 🐇 FUN FACTS: ~ Once again, I make music! ~ I'm making an ARG that I might make a sideblog for, so stay tuned! ~ I am allergic to gluten ~ I fuckin LOVE cats ~ I'm somehow Goth and Emo and Scene all at the same time?!?? ~ I play the pianooooo!

💫 CURRENT HYPERFIXATIONS: ~ Will Wood ~ LITWTC/Life in The World to Come ~ Gravity Falls ~ My own ARG ?? somehow ?? Don't ask, I don't know how this happened.

🌊 FANDOMS: ~ Will Wood ~ LITWTC/Life in The World to Come ~ Gravity Falls ~ Smiling Friends ~ Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix ~ Portal ~ Once again, my own ARG somehow.

🎹 MUSIC I LISTEN TO: ~ this list is never gonna be EVERYTHING i listen to so bare with me

🎼 GENRES: ~ Goth ~ Emo ~ Vaporwave ~ Alternative ~ General "Weird Kid" music ~ Rap ~ Swing ~ "Indie" ~ Folk ~ Punk ~ Hyperpop ~ Basic white girl music that I will not admit as to specifics 🎶 ARTISTS: (in no particular order) (also this is NOT all of them) ~ Will Wood/Will Wood and the Tapeworms ~ Lemon Demon ~ Tally Hall ~ Oingo Boingo ~ That Handsome Devil ~ Crystal Castles ~ Glass Animals ~ Man Man ~ Tyler The Creator ~ Kendrick Lamar ~ Desert Sand Feels Warm At Night ~ Infinity Frequencies ~ POiSON GiRL FRiEND ~ Girls Rituals ~ Black Dresses ~ Jack Stauber ~ Mitski ~ She Wants Revenge ~ Joy Division ~ New Order ~ Joey Valence & Brae ~ Chappell Roan ~ Gorillaz ~ SOPHIE ~ Charli xcx ~ Kesha ~ MF DOOM ~ TV Girl ~ Ethel Cain ~ Lamp ~ Panchiko ~ Yaelokre ~ Radiohead ~ Billie Eilish

🕯️ AESTHETICS IM INTO: ~ Yes, this needed its own category. Hush hush. ~ Gothic (I'm goth don't come at me for putting it in the damn aesthetics) ~ Emo/Scene (SAME SHIT APPLIES AS THE LAST ONE) ~ Frutiger Aero (and anything relating) (<- I will yap about this for ages hold me back) ~ Frutiger Metro ~ Southern Gothic ~ New Wave ~ Utopian Scholastic ~ Vaporwave (IM AN OG PLEASE CHAT) ~ Weirdcore (NOT THE ONE YOU'RE THINKING) ~ 2000's/Y2k (once again NOT THE ONE YOU'RE THINKING) ~ Twee (oopsie daisy) ~ Whimsigoth

~ Halloween shit ~ General vibes of mad scientists and circuses ~ Whatever the fuck Will Wood has going on

🎪 OTHER INTERESTS: ~ Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, Kurtis Conner ~ Flamingo ~ Making PLAYLISTS RRRAAAGH ~ Aesthetics (ask me about this shit I will yap for ages) ~ Liminal Spaces ~ Jfashion ~ Gyaru fashion ~ Other Subcultures ~ Everything creepy! ~ Song analyzation ~ Vampires ~ Circus stuff ~ Mad scientist stuff ~ HALLOWEEN ~ Playing piano! ~ YAPPING

🏷 TAGS TO LOOK OUT FOR: ~ #asks :3 - everything people yap to me in my inbox! ~ #fanfic shenanigans - I want you to take a WILD GUESS. ~ #peazy's yapping - general stuff, or long posts of me yapping ~ #long post - again, take a wild guess. ~ #reblog - like a normal reblog, but I said something in the tags! ~ #art reblog - same as the last one, but art I really liked and had something to say about! ~ #important - actual important things, like awareness posts and all that good jazz :)

🔎 OTHER SOCIALS: ~ TikTok ~ Instagram ~ Youtube ~ Ao3

🦇 DNI: ~ Jokes on you, there is none! Except... ~ Homophobes, transphobes, nazis, racists, terfs, radfems, pedos, proshippers ~ Blogs who solely post NSFW (a few suggestive things are fine! but if you're posting straight-up PORN or only nsfw and only smut, then no thank you brother) ~ Adding on to that, if you have a NSFW side blog, that's fine! ~ Also don't tag my posts as NSFW pretty please. I'm a minor, and if I'm talking about my mama, I mean my mother. ~ people who don't fw bagels /j ~ Either way, I block as I please!

PHEW, FINALLY THATS OVER WITH. BEEN MEANING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE FOR A WHILE NOW.

ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED LEARNING ABOUT ME, AND IF YOU READ THIS FAR..

thank you! :)

It means a lot!

NOW,

BEGONE.

[im-adrienne]

Im so proud of my autistic ass for getting that lemon toothpaste (it’s cream really). I have been brushing my teeth without problems and no allergic breakouts. I smile every single time I brush and floss.

[amatorysacrivn]

I dont eat lemons because yhey make my mouth tingle and its because Im allergic. Could Aziel be allergic to them and just not know?

he could! but even if he was, it would not matter to him ^^

[i-ate-your-children]

Some bs I herd in class as mcsm prophecy au lol

(Maybe updates)

Soren:the tiny one.

Axel: that's you.

Soren: ok beanstalk.

Petra: THE JUMPING PERSON!

Jesse: one of them was just doing a toe touch.

Oliva: It's a cookie apocalypse.

Petra: New yuurkk.

Petra: YUUUUUUR!

Axel: no.

Oliva: 17 is my lucky number and there's 17 questions so maybe I'll win this.

Axel: no me.

Petra flying: Traffic sucks.

Petra: it's super quiet.

Soren: woman.

Oliva: like it's not even a joke and I'm just dying laughing.

Oliva: whattt.

Axel: you allergic to Sorens base or something you sneezing and laughing.

Petra: blame Axel he did it.

Axel: WHAT DID I DO?!

Petra: you made Oliva sneeze.

Elangard: HOW.

Magnus: life logic.

Petra: Jesse want some lemon water?

Jesse: yes.

Petra: it's water with lemons in it.

Jesse: no.

Petra looking at the stained glass: OMG IM THERE!

Axel: DANG IT I JINXED IT!

Oliva: I TOLD YOU 17 WAS MY LUCKY NUMBER!

Petra: EVERYONE SAY FUNNY THINGS.

Axel: funny things.

Petra: PERFECT.

Petra: Soren can you say pookie?

Jesse: no don't.

Oliva: I LOVE VOCABULARY.

Petra: should I have some more gum?

Petra: THAT ONE DUDE OWES ME 60 DOLLARS AND A GOAT.

Axel: Don't make fun of me or I will murder you and your bloodline.

Petra: Boing.

Jesse: Yes.

Petra:Bing bong.

Jesse: Indeed

Petra: Ling Ling ali.

Jesse: Sì.

Soren: I have no identity.

Ivor: I stole it.

Ivor: you can have it back.

Magnus: You stole it already you can keep it.

Petra: I get emotionally attached to a lot of my crows.

Ivor: Have you ever tried...

Ivor: Throwing rocks at homeless people?

Elangard: how can I help you?

Magnus: by dieing.