#im a technoblade apologist because minor terrorism is an excusable offense

[oasisofpassion]

opinions from someone six months behind on dsmp lore

im so fuckin salty mate i just rewatched like 3 of tommy's vods and as 0 of you know i am a tommy apologist.

first: all this is lighthearted except about c!sam i fuckin hate that guy like genuinely loathe him (sorry not sorry, as i said im a tommy apologist). from here on out unless i specify otherwise these are all talking about the characters. im not here for discourse or anything just here to have a good time lmao

second: FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM FUCK SAM see i haven't been Keeping Up With The SMP so i just thought sam was a little bit of a dick trappin techno in prison because techno was the only POV i'd watched at that point bc i am a cc!TECHNOBLADE ORIGINAL (i am also a technoblade apologist but i never took any side on the betrayal because i didn't know anything about it. no my stance is not changing yes i can be an apologist for both characters) but that's besides the point, i knew sam and quackity were working together and mmmm i hated quackity almost as much as i hate dream but holy shit. holy shit. rewatching tommy's vods has given me a whole new perspective.

new perspective number 1: FUCK SAM FUCK SAM

NP #2: MAYBE QUACKITY WAS RIGHT, YOU KNOW. WHICH IS KINDA CONFLICTING BECAUSE FUCK SAM RIGHT??? BUT ALSO MAYBE QUACKITY WAS RIGHT. SIMPLY FUCK DREAM TO HELL AND BACK FUCK HIM TO HELL AND BACK I WILL FUCKING E N D H I M.

np #3: i already knew this but it's only been cemented that tommy can do no wrong.

np #4: i am a dsmp OG as well. i fell off around november/december/whenever ghostbur arrived. i had ghostbur for five minutes and i liked him but i wasn't really sure of him because i didn't know what purpose he would serve for the narrative. however, rewatching tommy's vods, i am so mad. i am so mad. I have never hated a character more than i have hated Dream because he got rid of my SWEET FUCKER GHOSTBUR. NO. IT'S NOT TOMMY'S FAULT. IT'S FUCKING SAM'S FAULT. HE LITERALLY SAID "I LET YOU DIE IN THERE." THE ENTIRE REASON GHOSTBUR IS GONE IS BECAUSE SAM LET TOMMY DIE SO DREAM KNEW IT WORKED. source: trust me bro im 1000iq

np #5: i had ghostbur for a day and a half and something happened to him. something fucking happened to him. SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENED TO GHOSTBUR IM GONNA RIOT IN THE FUCKING STREETS--

np #6: ok this is actual criticism but revivebur doesn't feel in character. i don't know much past that first long stream with him and tommy going around everywhere but he feels arbitrarily changed and his knowledge and motivations and the things he says don't coincide. it really doesn't make sense. i do not understand his character. it's very clear that he's buttering everyone up to do some major thing (what in the fuck is the project) but also ?????why.

please talk to me in the replies i am lonely it is 2am.