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Bob nodded. He was glad he could still impress someone with his talent.
"Of course, my dear. Now I'd like to start with 'Rainbow Connection' from The Muppets Movie, if that's alright with you."
He gave her a smile.
"Call it silly, but I find the song breathtaking." He took a breath, hoping she didn't actually think it was silly. He readied his violin and played the first few notes.
"Bob. Despite our sordid past, I hope that we can come together in peace after all these years. How are you?"
He saw the yellow spiky hair and jumped. Then he realized who it was.
"Oh, hello there Lisa! Heh, y-you almost gave me a heart attack there! Thought you were someone else.
But I am doing fine. How might you be?"
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hey bob what's your favourite pastry
"Oh! That would have to be donuts."
He trails away, looking less confident as he does so.
"You won't say I'm like Homer Simpson if I say that, will you?"
#he's just a little insecure#it's okay bob#you can still be an intellectual if you like donuts#ask blog#sideshow bob
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Do you ever want to have me as your villainous partner and friend?
It depends on what that means. If you mean you want to do dastardly evil plans with me, then sure, that sounds like fun!
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Hello my name is Andrea and I’m a huge fan of you how are you doing today?
I'm doing wonderful, darling. How are you?
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Sometime in the 1980s, when Gloria was still dating Sideshow Bob!
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THE SIMPSONS 07.24 | Homerpalooza
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I always rush the mines so I don't miss year one Flower Dance with Seb <3
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*hugs Bob*
How sweet!
*hugs back*
Now, then, what is it you want? An autograph?
*he pulls back and takes out a pen and paper*
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You might not want to cross Maggie Simpson. Ya know the baby shot someone!
Ah, yes, Maggie! She seems quite brilliant for a baby!
I will keep that in mind, dear friend! I do not have anything against her at the time being, so hopefully we are cool?
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He listened carefully to the music, letting it take him to a different place.
When she was finished, he smiled.
"That's an interesting perspective, Lisa! It sounds lovely and charming. But it's quite a different matter for a violinist like me. Every note has to be precise!" He explained, thinking back to when he would play for other people.
"Bob. Despite our sordid past, I hope that we can come together in peace after all these years. How are you?"
He saw the yellow spiky hair and jumped. Then he realized who it was.
"Oh, hello there Lisa! Heh, y-you almost gave me a heart attack there! Thought you were someone else.
But I am doing fine. How might you be?"
#I do not have a picture of Bob's violin atm#sadly my computer died so I have to type with my phone#lisa simpson#sideshow bob
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(No offense, but some of you *really* need to tone it down. Please do not act as though this silly roleplay blog is *literally* Sideshow Bob and you are his deranged stalker. I do not find it funny. If you really believe Bob is a real person, get some help.
The person behind this blog is not really anything like Bob! I actually like Bart! The "bart phobe" thing is a bit! I am a 29 year old woman with a full time job!
Yes you can roleplay with Bob but please keep in mind this is just for fun. Don't take things too seriously. And please don't act like you and (my Bob) have met before when we haven't. If you are interacting with this blog for the first time, please have some respect. I will not go along with any fantasy "meetings" I was not actually a part of.
That is all, for now. Good day.)
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bob, you have aged like the finest bottle of wine and you'll only continue to get finer as u grow older.. ur perf, babez. never change - clownnoisseur 🧡
Why thank you my dear!! :) This soothes my old, broken heart.
#ever since francesca left with gino things have gone downhill#she ran off with a younger man who only looks good with makeup on#her loss really#I at least (still) have plenty of fans who care about me!
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plastic surgery is so tempting sometimes but also like… if i barely recognize what i look like, i worry that changing my appearance to be unfamiliar will just make it 100x worse. please be gentle w yourself 🫶🏻
Thank you dear anon, this is sweet. <3
I've thought it over and decided I'm going to accept who I am as I age.
I suppose the thing to do is to show people our inner beauty. And if that's not good enough, it's their problem, not ours!
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Bob looked at her saxophone. He'd vaguely remembered she had one but never had the opportunity to ask her about it. He didn't think much about it, but since it was brought up he supposed now would be a good time to talk about it.
"Oh wow, look at that!" He'd said, not expecting it. "What are your favourite songs to play?"
He recalled his own violin, how he'd learned to play it perfectly just to impress his parents. Perhaps he and Lisa could play together some time?
"Bob. Despite our sordid past, I hope that we can come together in peace after all these years. How are you?"
He saw the yellow spiky hair and jumped. Then he realized who it was.
"Oh, hello there Lisa! Heh, y-you almost gave me a heart attack there! Thought you were someone else.
But I am doing fine. How might you be?"
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