#im a sucker for dad bucky or even uncle bucky like possiblities

[winterdadandspiderson]

Bucky: Oh, you have a kid?

Eddie: Yup, little symbiote kid. Carnage. Is the Spider one yours?

Bucky: Well, not really no, but he does stay with me and Steve when his Aunt's busy.

Peter, from across the park: Mr. Bucky! Look at this weird red spaghetti I found!

Bucky, not at all watching and distracted as hell: That's nice kid.

Carnage: Father look! I have bonded with a new friend!

Eddie, also very distracted: That's great Carnage.

Bucky:

Eddie:

Bucky: OH GOD PETER NO!

Eddie: CARNAGE—!

[Bonus]

Peter/Carnage, standing on top of a building and cackling manically: WE ARE GOING TO COMMIT ARSON!

Eddie, watching from below with Bucky: I mean... It could be worse?

Bucky, quietly: Oh fuck, Steve is going to kill me...