#im a HUGE chocolate gal

[abbyslev]

𝑽𝑨𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺- 𝑨𝑶𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳𝑺 + 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬

A/N: this is a vday special! i do apologize, it's a bit rushed. i want to thank everyone for reading and showing support!! i love all of you and i hope you have a lovely vday💌👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

WARNINGS: suggestive in some of them, implied sex in yelenas, nothing else but fluff and cuteness!!

HANGE

Hange forgets its valentine’s day 100%

they get up at like 4 and realize it’s valentine’s day when they check their calendar 

goes to the store and grabs last minute flowers and all your favorite snacks along with a little teddy bear

they were on the phone with levi the whole time like “IM SO FUCKED LEVI WHAT IF THEY WAKE UP”

in the car they assemble the gift and pick up some coffee and bagels 

when they get home you’re still asleep 

they set it out on the counter and crawl back in bed until you wake up :D

Hange kisses your head with a huge smile on their face

“Happy Valentines, babe.” They whisper while rubbing your bare hips 

you look at your surprise and just fall apart in Hange’s arms

they feel relieved when you don’t catch on that they forgot

levi got you two a reservation to a fancy restaurant last minute while hange was in the middle of the store losing their mind 

you gave hange a new notebook, some new jewelry and a book they’ve been wanting for a while 

they tear up a bit </3

the dinner was amazing 

that night was lovely hange was gentle and slow 

10/10 valentine’s day 

ANNIE

she’s a simple gal

she makes you breakfast, put flowers in a vase and buys you a watch you’ve been looking at for a while 

you gave annie some new boxing gloves she’s been wanting 

you two cuddle all morning 

annie takes you on a small hike to an open field and you two swim in the clear waters for hours 

eat with your humid clothes and dripping hair in the grass while the sun sets 

you two change and drive home while listening to music and annie holds your hand 

that night you two tried chocolates one of her coworkers gave to her bc they didn’t like chocolate 

“this one’s like a five out of ten. Try it.” As she puts it in your mouth.

“I actually give it a ten outta ten.” You shrug while Annie starts arguing with you why it’s not that good 

you end the day off with a nice warm shower and night cuddles </3

MIKASA

please do not play with my wife 

she has been planning this since the day SHE WAS BORN 

flowers, stuffed animals, clothes, perfume, books, candles, robes, candy, ANYTHING YOU WANT IS YOURS 

this year she got you a lot of things including a kitten :)

the cat had stayed with eren and his gf while valentine’s day creeped up

you had opened your gift and hugged mika and she told you she had one more gift 

“mika, baby, this was more than enough,” You laugh

she hands you a very wobbly, white box

you open it and a calico cat comes out 

“MIKASA ACKERMAN”

you tackle her in tears

“did i do okay?” 

you just kiss her bc WHAT

she cooks breakfast and everything <3

you gave her some new products she’s been wanting to try and some new running shoes 

“baby, these are so pretty. you didn’t spend a lot did you?” 

“mikasa you got me a cat, SHUT UP BABY” 

 she takes you to a garden and walk around 

lovely night with both of you in a bubbly bathtub 

you give her a back massage 

trace her back tattoo until she falls asleep

<3 she’s so perfect 

SASHA

she’s a classic

she’ll cook you a lovely breakfast 

you got her a basket full of snacks from around the world 

they didn’t even last two seconds

she got you a necklace and a new hoodie 

that night you, sasha, connie and jean go out to dinner 

she likes to include them in everything and you love them so why not 

you and sasha hold hands and connie’s like “GAYYYYY”

all you can eat buffet 

connie’s idea tbh

its okay it’s all perfect and you guys are crying from laughter 

that night you and sasha watch movies while eating what’s left of the snacks you gave her 

she falls asleep with crumbs all over her face 

you fall asleep on her lap, pocky stick in your hand as the movie keeps playing 

wake up with a stomach ache but it was a 10/10 night<3

YELENA

tbf she’s gonna buy you some lacy, red lingerie 

its just yelena 

its basically a normal day for both of you

UNTIL

you get home

there’s rose petals trailing to your bedroom 

all over the bed in a heart shape 

she’s so corny someone arrest her 

good thing you wore the lingerie 

yelena comes up from behind you 

FUCKS YOU DUMB HELLO 

you two literally go at it until the sun comes up 

she’s not a romantic person but yet it’s still a good day<3

[butchviking]

i challenge you to... all the questions you havent done yet 🔪 (or just the first 10 you havent done if thats too many)

that is a lot for sure but hey, i got the time.

4. mythical creature you think/believe is real?

none of them... thats why theyre mythical... sorry for being boring but i believe in the real world im afraid!

5. favorite form of potato?

dauphinoise!!!!!

9. do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

i uhh. i guess. it's 1-2 steps. i wash my face and then sometimes i moisturise it.

11. anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

YES my teddy bear joe 🧸 who is currently on his way to a country i just left 😭 im so worried for him i hope he makes it 😭😭 (also an mcr shirt from when i was like 10/11 lol. of course.)

12. brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

i would never trust any brand 100%. however i usually buy simple face wash & moisturiser. im not super brand loyalty abt it or anythin tho i just like that they don't stink of perfume like most do

13. first thing you’re doing in the purge?

HIDING girl wtf 😭 my ass would NOT survive the purge im 5'4 female have no fighting skill at all & don't own a gun. it would b nice to rob some places get some money & cool stuff but there would b other ppl there doing the same thing and if they want to kill me over the last bottle of rum at the asda or something then im totally fucked. im hide and hope everyone is niceys :3

14. do you think you’re dehydrated?

rn? no i don't think so. i had to drink my big bottle of water real quick before i got on this plane.

16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

it's good!

17. an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

oh i wouldn't even know. that shit doesn't even register to me anymore. theres so much weird shit i do that dont even notice til someone points it out

19. the veggie you dislike the most?

celery 🤮

20. favorite disney princess movie?

uhhhhhh. when i was a kid i liked cinderella 2? i don't remember any of it anymore though. frozen was ok? mostly i just liked let it go tho. im really not a disney gal lol

21. a number that weirds you out?

this is ironic. 21. i dont like it and i dont like that its a multiple of 7. it shouldn't be. AND a multiple of 3. dont like that.

22. do you have an emotional support water bottle?

nope. could do with getting one of those huge 1.5L blue plastic ones again tho, i had one a few summers ago n i loved it but it broke

23. do you wear jewelry?

currently, yeah! wooden rosary on my wrist and a viking-style metal twist ring. i go thru phases i pick an item or two and refuse to ever ever take them off for like 6 months, n then they break or i lose them or smthn and then i dont wear anything for another few months until i find smthn else.

24. which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

british bc i am british

25. would you say you have good taste in music?

yes. i have the best music taste in the entire world and im right about everything

28. last meal on earth?

either a giant platter of shredded duck (hoisin on the side) or a giant platter of salmon. no other components necessary i'll just shovel that shit down w my bare hands

[starstaiined]

WHAT R YOUR THOUGHTS ON WHITE CHOCOLATE???

UM UM UM

it isn't my favorite, i prefer milk chocolate. its good for dipping tho! like dipping strawberries/pretzels into

[maggotmouth]

          hillo sexthy legends !!   i’m nora and i’ll be writing margo colby n probs sm1 else bcos lets be real, i lack self-control. u can find her pinterest here n some info abt her sexy self below the cut. plot with me on discord ( hot girl midsommar#8664 ) or in my ims !!  x o x

     * CAMILA MORRONE, CIS WOMAN + SHE / HER  | you know MARGO COLBY, right? they’re TWENTY-THREE, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, ELEVEN YEARS? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to SCRAWNY BY WALLOWS  like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole BLEACH WHITE SNEAKERS POUNDING ON A GYMNASIUM FLOOR, USING THE SAME BLUNT SCISSORS TO HACK THE SLEEVES OFF AN EXES T-SHIRT THAT YOU USE TO CUT YOUR 3AM FRINGE, A WALNUT-SHAPED ACHE IN THE PIT OF YOUR STOMACH FOR THE PERSON YOU COULD HAVE BEEN thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is AUGUST 8TH, so they’re a LEO, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( nora, 25, gmt, she/her )

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bullet point summary of margo.

—   born margaret but NOBODY calls her that. its colby, coach or margo, and go to the privileged few. margo grew up in the creek commune n then dropped out of school cos of a teenage pregnancy so she was a bit of a cautionary tale back in’t’day (said tht in my yorkshire accent). she now works for summer camps coaching pee wee soccer and pee wee cheer, as well as helping out her beekeeper dad on his honey farm, which is jst north of abernathy creek, and working at scuba on the off seasons.

—  its just her and her dad, and has been for as long as she can recall !! everything she knows about her mum could fit on the back of the weathered passport photo she keeps in her wallet of a stranger who shares her face - her name’s melody, or at least tht was name she used when working as a dancer, she’s from argentina and dropped mag’s dad as soon as someone w more money came along.

—  margo’s father is a beekeeper with his own organic honey company. margo and her dad moved to irving in the early 00s, the summer between grade school and middle school, because her dad had heard about the communal living in abernathy creek and wanted to lend his skills there and live off the fatta the land in a very lenny from of mice and men kinda way.

—  for a few years of middle school margo was bullied for living with the ‘freaks from the creek’, but when they realised how chill her dad was with underage drinking, margo ‘keg-bringer’ colby soon gained popularity among the more renegade students. every so often, the high school parties would happen at her end of town, occasionally with members of the commune even offering the high schoolers a spiritual experience they’d never forget (often in the form of mushrooms) which meant people tried to stay on her good side. to get an invite to a margo colby party handed you a free pass to make up the most ridiculous shit about the commune you liked and nobody else could say anything, because they’d never been to the creek.

—  at school, margo had a lot of ‘behvioural issues’ bcos of undiagnosed adhd, she found it difficult to sit still for hours n write down huge chunks of information n her restlessness was seen as laziness. she was encouraged to do sports, as were most of the kids who weren’t that academically inclined, but she turned out to be pretty hot shit at sprinting, because she grew up surrounded by bee houses and he who runs slowest gets stung, baybeyy!! so yea, in school sports became her LIFE. she was gonna get a sports scholarship to college but ended up dropping out of school in senior year n becoming one of those kids who could have had it all but lost it.

—  she had sex with sutter at a house party when she wasnt really ready because it felt like the right thing to do at the time and everybody else was doing it. she’d attended health class, she’d seen the corny videos. she knew about all the statistics, but she also knew that it had never happened to anyone she knew and the pull out method was basically safer than the morning after pill and way less expensive.

—  a teenage pregnancy knocked her out of the runnings for prom queen and meant she had to leave school early. she didn’t go to college when her friends did, instead she spent the time interviewing potential foster candidates and eating her weight in lindt chocolate while marathoning love island in her room.  

—  she had a son, who she passed off to someone else a couple of towns away.  it was a closed adoption which seemed like the best idea at the time, but she now wishes she had access to his life.

—  after peaking in high school and jumping between jobs for a few years, she got a more permanent role at scuba which she loves with all of her heart and soul, but unfortunately a bar job doesn’t pay the rent.  

—  she works at summer camps coaching  junior soccer and netball on the side. she’s extremely competitive and takes it very personally if her team lose. the kids all call her, coach colby n write her longwinded letters about how they’ll never forget this summer camp before they go back to their suburban picket fence houses n she keeps all the letters in a drawer n takes them out to read when she’s feelin depressed.

—  enjoys surfing and worked for a number of years on resorts like mila kunis’ job in forgetting sarah marshall. she went on to work 18-hour days as a stewardess on luxury yachts which is a part of her backstory i added after watching season one of below deck because i guess i really am that fucking impressionable. met most of her surf friends doing tht but said she’d never in her life do it again bcos it was mostly just picking up after rich white ppl for shit pay. she came back to irving n thats when she started doing the summer camp jobs so she could move out of the creek n get her own apartment. 

—  she never actually finished senior year so she’s currently going to night school at the community college to get through her exams and is trying to save to go to college or open university. she wants to major in criminology. she’s super ambitious but also super adhd so she fluctuates between thinking she can achieve anything to just feeling like a failure n thinkin whats the point

—  used to shoplift to feel joy and as an act of resistance to her hippy commune routes, but now sees herself as a reformed, bin-diving freegan (sims 4 eco living can i get a hell yaaaa). also she thinks it’s totally wrong to steal when you have enough money and clearly don’t need to steal to survive, ppl risk imprisonment for basic necessities, so for her to do it for a brief thrill and some new shades felt a bit derogatory

—  was raised jewish. became a vegetarian as a child because it seemed, at the time, easier than having to explain which foods she was and wasn’t allowed to eat together, so she just cut out meat entirely. still a vegetarian now and dabbles in veganism, although its become less about not eating certain meats in the milk of their mother and more about her global impact / carbon footprint

—  nurses little animals to health in her garden. has a hedgehog name OJ short for orange juice not the other one filthy pig. her and her dad have always been huge animal rights activists and existed on a vegetarian diet. the only one in their house who isn’t vegetarian is their cat, auggie. (short 4 augustus gloop)

—  has a lot of stupid ass stick and poke tattoos. there was a phase during her years as a barmaid where she wanted to train as a tattoo artist n would mostly practice on herself or any friends who would let her

—  she doesn’t form many long lasting friendships cos she tends to be super excited when she makes a new friend and just see them all the time but then it wears off and she can ghost a bit. she’ll always coming pinging back but she’s not the most predictable or loyal friend, sometimes she’ll sleep in your house every night for a week and then you won’t even get a text from her for a month. her best friends are elderly neighbours and houseless people she meets when volunteering at the foodbank. she thinks they’re more authentic than most of the ‘fake posers’ she meets down the vela pier

—  calls herself a butch lesbian but still has sex with men when she wants validation. sexually attracted to some men, especially effeminate men, but only romantically attracted to women. very possessive of the gals in her life.

—  stopped giving a shit about getting older or adhering to anyone elses bullshit standards, realised it was all fake p much as soon as she dropped out of school and one by one her friends just stopped texting her

—  lives in one of the lofts in port apartments. it’s open plan with rugs and lava lamps everywhere. she has a palette bed. its all very ‘sustainable chic’. like, oh wow, a pallet bed that im supposed to think you made from scratch but i KNOW you got it  off ebay because you thought it looked trendy

—  constantly says shes poor but still buys clothes from urban outfitters. sus.

—  frequently found at fannies flirting with the cute bisexual bartender with a choppy black bob.

general vibe / personality

vibrant, vulgar, self-absorbed, tenacious, veers bewteen apathetic and dogmatic, temperamental, flighty, unreliable, magnetic, charismatic, passive aggressive, likes to play devil’s advocate, takes the moral high ground. estp and a leo

likes: 70s music, john wayne movies, black mirror, philosophy, cowboy chic culture, dc comics, the smell of locker rooms,, deep red lipstick, lacrosse sticks, smoking weed from a bong, dogs, karaoke, pet rats, kate moss, late-night strolls, hawaaiian shirts worn open over a bralette, skinned knees, thai food, picking the apples at the very top of the trees, zip-lining, cigarettes, the idea of pegging but not the practical application of it, decorative lamps, LGBTQ+ pin badges, worn-out furniture, twangy electric guitars.

dislikes: girls who call other girls ‘pick me’ girls, woody allen movies, mental mathematics, wealthy children, quentin tarantino, ironing, institutionalised misogyny, the imaginary future, french literature, ‘dump him’ feminism, wes anderson films, spoken word poetry nights, college-educated bar staff who act like they’re better than you,  indie softbois, the general mentality of cheerleading squads.

aesthetics

orange peel, the smell of bleach, skeleton drawings in the margins of a journal, thumb holes poked through the cuffs of your sleeves, bleach white sneakers pounding on a gymnasium floor, setting dumpsters on fire for the hell of it. a hit flask of vodka decorated with hello kitty stickers, split knuckles, alien conspiracy theories and sci-fi paperbacks, doc martens with fraying laces, a child in an oversize bee keepers suit, scabbed knees, not eating your greens, smiling with a mouthful of blood, and piercing your own ears with a safety pin when your dad wouldn’t take you,  a tennis racket you punched through in a fit of temper, feet pounding the earth until your soles bleed crimson, sleeping in a cherry lip balm and scrunchies to keep the wild locks from your eyes.

hoo boy this is getting LONG AS FUCK but here are my wanted plots

wanted plots

ok margo’s been in irving since she was like 10. she’s quite a vivacious person?? she dresses completely instinctively without any sense of cohesion so she stands out. a guy once told her she was wearing the ugliest outfit he’d ever seen and he thought that was so cool and brave of her. but anyway where was i going.. she grew up in the abernathy creek so stuck out like a sore thumb,,,, maybe ppl who were super interested in the creek or maybe poked fun at her bcos of it idk.....

b4 she dropped out, margo used 2 b in with the cool kids at school bcos her dad would buy them booze and rarely ask for the money. maybe a fun plot cld b with some of the ‘it girls’ she used to hang around with b4 she got pregnant n dropped out and they all went off to college n stopped texting her.

frinds !! unlikely friends !! toxic friends !! some1 she feels like she knew before irving ???

since margo literally can’t differentiate between romantic and platonic love, she’s got off with so many of her mates, so i want awkward friendships where they nearly dated, or exes that have now just turned into weird friendships. fwbs. enemies with benefits. all the angst. all the slow burn mutual pining we hate each other narratives

locals who play sports. margo wld be all over community soccer n take it way too seriously. maybe ppl she plays hockey with. girls who she’s like, weirdly intimate with but its not a thing cos the other girls straight !!! what do u mean !! aha just fun !

she works part time at scuba. i want a mate that just goes and sits in there talking to her until her manager gets angry.

she's also a surf instructor and occasionally works as a lifeguard!! gal has like 7 jobs ik but regular swimmers hmu

ppl she coaches at the gym !! she wants to be a personal trainer

i reckon she might have recently started meditating to try and calm down her mind cos its always bustling with thoughts, n i think she’s p interested in buddhism so if anyone’s a buddhist hmu

someone she’s trying to make a zine with on female empowerment and women in film and art, etc. just a very feminist zine. 

TLDR:  angry sports gay, former high school track prodigy turned drop out, who likes feminist literature, wearing leather jackets over slip dresses, and smudged red lipstick.

this was so long !!! im sorry !! if you’ve read this far have a biscuit, love x

[indipindy16]

Heyyyyy, so about that doc with the AU ideas.... (Please feed me I yearn for content)

im obsessed with the idea of monoma and aizawa being related to afo lol. you only see like 3 quirks in the whole series that are based on other quirks - what i would call ‘meta quirks,’ that would only have any function in a world of quirked people. so ofc these 3 quirks have to be related:

afo decided to have a bunch of kids, to see if he could make noumus out of them which retained their brains after being given a bunch of quirks. he impregnated a bunch of women lol, but he kept tabs on them. as soon as the kids turned 4 and presented their quirk, they would be kidnapped by the doctor and brought into the lab. most of the kids had quirks based on quirks (seeing quirks, stealing quirks, copying quirks, erasing quirks…) and are various ages. aizawa, monoma and midoriya were some of them, but aizawa got saved by his badass mother when he was still a kid, so he was already gone by the time midoriya and monoma came around. the two of them manage to escape while afo is still recovering from his fight with all might, and since monoma’s mother was killed by afo, he goes to live with midoriya and his mother. they go off the grid and run away from afo. in this au midoriya is quirkless, up until he meets all might and it goes as usual. umm could be from monoma’s pov, and include monoshin because that’s cute. basically after the sports festival, afo finds monoma again and in the summer camp they kidnap him instead of bakugou. (the reason why aizawa was never caught or taken back by afo is because he won the whole sports fest and became too famous/well protected to be easily stolen back - since monoma didn’t make the fight rounds, he’s a perfect target. afo only knew the kids by their quirks, he never actually met them, so he doesn’t realise that midoriya is one of his kids as well because mido has a quirk now.) anyway so after they kidnap monoma back, he and midoriya spill the beans to the ua faculty, aizawa has a midlife crisis over the fact that he now has younger siblings, and afo continues to be a dick who doesn’t pay child support.

just some sweets stuff as well:

Christmas cake: Japanese slang for an unmarried woman over 25 who is considered undesirable as a wife, in the same way that Christmas cakes are considered useless after Christmas Day.

Good thing for Jirou, she never cared much about being ‘desirable’ to the opposite sex anyway.

-> a momojirou story about jirou’s 26th birthday and momo reassuring her that she is the best gf ever, and that she loves her very much. pro hero gfs <3

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like. the trope of aizawa adopting shinsou? well what about instead… hawks adopting tokoyami?? maybe he comes from a super religious family and they tried to exorcise the ‘demon’ from him, protective services put him in the foster system, and he ends up with really shitty foster families, and his quirk is considered ‘dangerous.’ but then our boy hawks swoops in and goes ‘u know what? i’m not letting my intern get disrespected like this’ and adopts him. obviously hawks is still young himself (22 i think), so he’s not very good at the whole parenting thing, but miruko helps him out. he becomes an older brother figure for tokoyami. gen found family fluff ensues

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bEST JEANIST AS A TEENAGE FASHION ICON

thats it, thats the idea

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HAIKYUU AU - no quirks. just volleyball

so the ua boys volleyball team is on the rocks. its been pretty much non-existent and turned to dust at this point. but, it once own the nationals.

izuku’s mum runs this second hand / antique / trinket store, and izuku helps out sometimes. one day, he finds some old sports tapes in the back and watches them - they’re of the year when ua was at nationals, and their striker, yagi toshinori, inspires izuku to play volleyball.

bakugo is on the school team and he threatens / bullies izuku not to join, so izuku has to train on his own. he learns shitty technique, but he ends up building some muscle by clearing out the beach.

izuku gets into ua, and when he goes to apply for the volleyball team, ofc bakugo picks a fight. the other first-years who join the team are todoroki, kaminari, shinsou, kirishima, and iida. there aren’t any second years - they all got expelled - but mirio and tamaki are on the team as third years, and nejirou is the team manager. their teacher sponsor is a new teacher this year, and it’s left ambiguous. there’s the whole ‘get over ur differences if u want to join’ thing, and then woohoo! team!

turns out their teacher sponsor is aizawa. he drags in the now-retired-due-to-injury yagi toshinori to be the coach. when aizawa went to ua, the volleyball team was too small to go to any tournaments - he’s determined to turn it around and let these kids live their dreams.

some ‘canon? what’s that?’ ideas:

just a really wholesome story about inko and mitsuki being besties. met in middle school or something, supported each other through everything… just gals being the best of pals...

or i mean u could make it gay, that’s always an option (and have izuku and katsuki grow up as actual bros, and actually be friendly to one another? what a shocker) - like, the two of them get sperm donors and are pregnant at the same time so the kids can be twins or something. and ofc you’d expect katsuki to be closest to mitsuki and for inko to be closest to izuku, but then to make it a TWIST add some great bonding between inko + katsuki and mitsuki + izuku!! i’ve never really seen any mitsuki + izuku bonding in stories before, so that’d be pretty cool

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izuku gets hit by a villain’s quirk during a big villain attack when he’s 7, turning him part-cat. the villain dies during the attack, so they can’t erase his quirk’s effects - they’d have to surgically remove the ears and tail, or get an expensive quirk specialist in. izuku decides he likes being a nekomimi, so he keeps them and gets being part-cat officially registered as his quirk. he has better senses and agility, and he can talk to cats now i guess. also his eyes are cat eyes. he doesn’t pass the ua exam, so he goes into the general department instead, but he does really well in the sports festival and gets transferred into the hero course with shinsou. (this is all just because i need a valid excuse to make izuku have cat ears.)

some ‘future au’ ideas:

all of the pro heroes merch lines - deku’s ’t-shirt’ shirts, tokoyami’s edgy emo/goth hoodies, iida’s ingenium trainers, bakugou’s popping candy chocolate, todoroki’s own brand of scar cream, HAGAKURE’S CAMO COLLECTION OMG the possibilities are endless  

---i made hagakure’s camo for her bday drawing

(i use a strikethrough so i know which ideas i’ve used or posted anywhere. i think that once i put an idea on the internet, it’s probably free reign, so if you want to use any of these for fics or art go ahead. i’d just appreciate it is you could link back to me haha)

5 years after graduating from the General Studies department of UA, Hitoshi opened his own agency. As a private detective.

By the time he’s 25, he’s settled in and relatively comfortable with his career choice. So when his work phone rings one day and he’s still half-asleep he easily opens with, “Shinsou Detective Agency. Before you ask, I do not investigate cheating spouses or missing dogs and I do not screen potential employees for companies.” He paused. “I’ll investigate missing cats, though.”

The person on the other end took a harsh breath, like an almost-laugh, and responded gruffly, “Hm. Good to know if Jelly ever gets lost.”

-> aka shinsou is a PI and aizawa contacts him for help on a case. aizawa never sought out shinsou after the sports festival, being too busy with 1-a’s insane antics, and so shinsou went on to never become a hero. maybe he’s also a vigilante on the side? idk. anyway so yeah aizawa gives him temporary permission to use his quirk during the case. they investigate, blah blah, the point is that afterwards aizawa gets shinsou a licence and takes him on as a sidekick (the same way ingenium offered to koichi in vigilantes)

i have new ideas on the daily. this doc is just growing

keep in mind, i have given to you here only a few of the shortest ones. there are several huge paragraphs of full-au ideas (like where izuku has a quirk, and the entire story follows canon)

these are, ostensibly, ideas for fics that i never write because i’m lazy. but some of them i do end up using for art or comics, so... yeah. most of the comics i’ve posted were originally just little scripts in this doc. an example:

yamada and reformed!shirakumo are walking together, with coffees

shirakumo: so then i - oh, your phone’s wringing

(yamada’s ringtone is the nyancat song, and the contact name is ‘daddy’)

shirakumo: haha, you still call ur dad ‘daddy’? i thought you got over that in high school (taking a sip on the coffee)

yamada: (answering the phone, keeping eye contact with shirakumo) hey, shouta, what’s up?

shirakumo: (spits out coffee)

—- made this a comic on tumblr

damn this post is longer than i expected

whelp, i hope you liked it

[homeforchristmas-au]

Character bios pt 2!!

Decided to continue the bios for the rest of the fam squad, the full extended family!! Might change things around a bit, we’ll see!!! Here’s part one in case you missed it :3

Emile Sanders (formerly Picani):

Age: 46

Pronouns: he/him/they/them

Height: 6’1”

Curly medium golden mahogany brown hair and sky blue eyes, subtly tanned skin covered in freckles, red framed rounded glasses, likes dressing like a cartoon character or just wearing cartoon merch (his prized possession is his Mabel pines jumper) but wears a brown cardigan over a white button down shirt with a pink necktie when he goes to work

A big goofball that has a lot of love to give, but he still knows when to be more subdued and calm and when to activate “serious picani”. He’s always loved helping people work through their issues which is why he’s a therapist

Like patton, he’s excellent at reading emotions, though he’s a bit better at it since he’s a professional

Has ADHD, but has developed the necessary coping skills to help keep his symptoms under control

Has two siblings; Catarina (Patton’s mother) and Leonard (Patton’s other uncle). Emile is the baby of the family while Leonard is the oldest

Emile met Thomas when they were both in college. They shared an ASL class and quickly began getting along, and frequently practiced sign language together and feelings developed from there

It was quite some time before they got married, but it was well worth the wait

Thomas Sanders:

Age: 43

Pronouns: he/him

Height: 5’10”

The standard character Thomas look; floppy medium brown hair, chestnut eyes, fair skinned, wears the same three shirts periodically for five years until he buys three new shirts, the usual stuff

He’s a sweet, down to earth guy. Loves cartoons almost as much as Emile does, has a passion for pizza, theatre, and the cats of the world he’ll never be able to pet without dying. He can be impulsive at times, but his heightened anxiety oftentimes outweighs that

Has three brothers named Christian, Patrick, and Shea, but I won’t describe them in depth cos I don’t wanna get any facts wrong since this is based on Thomas himself oop-

I’m literally just describing the canon character Thomas except slightly older im-

There’s like nothing else to add to make this fun and unique it’s just character Thomas welp

Thomas and Emile’s kids:

Anton Sanders:

Age: 16

Pronouns: any/all

Height: idk uh ??? 5’7” ???

Medium length wavy black hair, electric blue eyes, fair skinned with a beauty mark on his right cheek beneath his eye, usually wears fashionable clothes and declares himself an eleven, often wears scarves and turtlenecks (almost exclusively black) as well as his round mirrored sunglasses

Can and will kill you with a single look. Especially if you mess with his family. He’ll never admit it but he loves them with everything he’s got, even if he never acts like it for even a moment

Especially adores Remy and respects that they’re discovering themself and exploring new possibilities. He knows from experience how tough that is and how much of a challenge it can be

Was adopted at age three after his parents were busted for child abuse and heavy drug addiction. It took quite some time for him to come out of his shell but Emile and Thomas were nothing but patient and loving and kind. He still has a lot of trust issues but he knows he can trust his family

Will never admit it now but became insanely jealous when remy was adopted into the family. He did not want a brother because he knew that meant he was being replaced and he wasn’t loved anymore

Eventually Thomas and Emile sat him down and they all talked through it and assured Anton that he was still loved and he was not being replaced

It still took a very long time for Anton to trust Remy, even if he was only a baby

His heart was won over when Remy said his first word to him

All he said was “no” but Anton admired his defiant spirit

also yes this is the Critic how did u know

Remy Sanders:

Age: 12 (birthday January 16)

Pronouns: he/him/they/them/it/its

Height: damnit how tall are 12 year olds

Shoulder length hair dyed dark purple at the roots that fades into magenta at the ends (hair colour changes periodically depending on what it feels like having), chocolate brown eyes, fairly dark skinned but not heavily so, gender expression changes at the drop of a hat but it often wears leather, skirts, beanies, and a heck ton of earrings (when it turns eighteen it starts getting a lot of different piercings like angel bites, nostril, and industrial piercings, etc) (that’s worth noting)

Almost always sarcastic but that’s its way of showing love really. It’s a helluva punk that can and will fight anyone to the death if they deserve it (or if they hurt someone Remy likes). It’s actually a huge nerd but doesnt usually show that side of itself. It loves reading, watching shows like doctor who, and doing puzzles with Logan

Was diagnosed with adhd after Emile noticed it experienced similar symptoms for quite a while

Was adopted by Thomas and Emile when it was a baby (and Anton was four), having been found by Emile when it was left in a box in an alleyway, which was a long and complicated process but one hundred percent worth it

It has a trio of male rats named Holmes, Watson, and Splinter. Thomas was a bit reluctant to let it adopt rats but they all went to a rat breeder and when Thomas saw them all and even held one he realised it wasn’t so bad and they were actually kinda cute

When it was nine years old, it nearly died in a nasty hit and run. A truck had swerved into it when it was by the side of the road. It was fine after a lengthy recovery except it had to use a wheelchair after some spinal cord damage left it immobilised from the waist down. The driver was never identified

It probably wasn’t a coincidence that this event occurred not long after remy started talking about how much it loved boys just as much as it loved girls, but that teas a bit too hot for this post

Logan’s sisters:

Ellen Adams-Waterson:

Age: 26

Pronouns: she/her

Height: 5’6”

Light auburn hair going just barely past the shoulders, honey eyes, fair skinned though mildly tanned, covered from head to toe with freckles, red framed rectangular glasses, usually wears clothes for comfort and especially likes turtlenecks

She’s a determined, steadfast kinda gal who fights for whats right and gives everything she has for her loved ones, especially her immediate family. Although she can be pretty blunt with her words she’s also kindhearted and wants whats best for everyone

She’s an avid writer, and has actually published a novel. She also dabbles in fanfiction and is unashamed about it

She’s married to a wonderful wife named Elizabeth and they have a daughter named Kaylee (15)

She’s also been trying to quit smoking but so far that has yielded no results

Ashley Fletcher (formerly Adams):

Age: 24

Pronouns: she/her

Height: 5’10”

Long light ash brown hair that reaches her tailbone that she keeps parted to the right, electric blue eyes, fair skinned and a face full of freckles, black rectangular glasses, tries to be fashion forward but mostly just wears T-shirts and denim jackets

She’s a trans woman and has been transitioning for a few years now with lots of support from her family. She’s a nice person but let’s people walk all over her a bit. She doesn’t like confrontation much because of her anxiety disorder, but she’s trying to get better with that

Loves acting and wants to pursue it as a career, but her anxiety makes it difficult to put herself out there

Married to a trans man named warren and they have a son named jack (11) and a daughter named Emma (6)

She met warren at a pride event with Logan and Patton, and it was actually Patton who met him first (although at the time he went by a different name and didnt know he was trans yet) and then introduced him to the others

They actually talked about adopting a child long before even considering marriage. Although they realised it would look better to adoption agencies if they were married, and that was the main reason they even went through all of that

Renae Adams:

Age: 21

Pronouns: she/her/he/him

Height: 6’8”

Short wavy hair dyed bright pink, amber eyes, fair skinned, a black *dabs* styling pair of Warby Parker’s, often wears high neck shirts and suit jackets, basically always business casual because she can, and loves wearing hoop earrings

There are two sides to Renae; either stone cold businessperson or happy go lucky memelord with a heart of gold. She’s a lot like Logan in that regard, although it’s harder to predict what side of her you’ll see at any given moment. She can either be a super soft bean or the scariest person on the planet

Has been dealing with OCD her whole life, and sometimes it gets particularly bad (especially the intrusive thoughts) but she has a therapist and psychiatrist she sees somewhat regularly

She runs her own coffee shop called Real Bean Café and it does fairly well. She’s always thinking about how she can improve her business

She’s aroace so she isn’t in a romantic relationship but she is in a queerplatonic relationship with a beautiful enby named Pigeon

They actually met in her coffeeshop. Renae saw Pigeon’s Attack on Titan T-shirt and was immediately compelled to talk to them

And that is it for part two of the character bios!!! Might make another post talking about Logan’s sisters’ kids and partners but idk we’ll see 👀

I just really like character designs man lmao

Lemme know if I need to tag anything else my brain box isn’t generating the required tags rn lmao

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ooo i thought id try this out :0

1. thunderstorms!! they give me anxiety yet put me at ease at the same time.

2. this is tough but books. portable, timeless, and comforting

3. hoodies. like a hug in clothes form

4. im a city gal, i like the hustle and bustle

5. achieve world peace

6. i like both a lot but i feel like i listen to more pop

7. a few close friends. i don’t like many shallow connections i prefer a few strong ones

8. cat lady #4life

9. antiheroes are more interesting

10. both i can’t decide. because i can’t imagine myself unironically listening to a song with terrible lyrics but a good beat and vise versa

11. pastels ☹️

12. greek mythology just because i know more about it. but i really want to get more into roman mythology

13. tea anyday anytime but i need to force myself to like coffee. working on it

14. i have a huge sweet tooth!! 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

15. again a tough one but reading!!

16. winter!! SNOW AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND CHRISTMAS AND FUZZY SOCKS AND LIGHTS

17. autum because it’s the perfect temperature and the clothes r so prettyyyy

18. mango 🥭

19. friendship because ive never felt such a deep connection with any of my past partners than ive had with some of my past friends

20. headphones!! cuter and safer for your ears #safetyfirst

21. i love both but nothing beats a good cheesey rom-com

22. night owl!! i never go to bed before 11 pm. im writing this at 2:00 am

23. dark clothes

24. halloween 👹👹 all things scary

25. rap!!!!

⚖️ this or that asks

1 - thunderstorms or rainbows?

2 - books or movies?

3 - hoodies or denim jackets?

4 - city or countryside?

5 - achieve world peace or end world hunger?

6 - pop or rock?

7 - many acquaintances or a few close friends?

8 - cats or dogs?

9 - antiheroes or sympathetic villains?

10 - catchy beat or deep lyrics?

11 - bright colours or pastels?

12 - greek or roman mythology?

13 - coffee or tea?

14 - sweet or savoury?

15 - reading or writing?

16 - summer or winter?

17 - autumn or spring?

18 - strawberry or mango?

19 - friendship or romance?

20 - headphones or earbuds?

21 - rom-coms or horror?

22 - morning person or night owl?

23 - dark or brightly coloured clothes?

24 - easter or halloween?

25 - metal or rap?

[pinkykitten]

Prom

FFXV

Warning: i did not re-read this

Requested: By anonymous Hiiiiii!!! I was wondering, seeing as it’s prom season, could I get some prom headcannons for the chocobros???

Authors Note: i never went to prom, ive never been, ive never even seen videos of it so this may suck, just like my life so. im not sure i did this prom thing right but i promise u this is super cute and fluffy. also i used young gladdy and young ignis for this so pls dont be mad. i just thought because they r too old for prom so i chose the brotherhood young ones. another thing is i am so so sorry this took so long i know u guys dont deserve this and i just feel so bad that i make u guys wait so much. just know u guys r the best and i apologize for all this. just know i am trying really hard to do ur guys requests. so again i am sorry, let me know what u think and i hope u like this. 

Noctis

you are so scared in the beginning to go to this prom with noctis

 like excessive sweating

its not pretty

but napkins help 😜

you wear this dress:

noctis went dress shopping with you and told you he wanted his “princess” to pick whatever you wanted

this dress spoke to you

noctis was a bit iffy when you asked him to this prom

determination, and pestering made him change his mind

when he sees you for the first time

BASHFUL BOIIIIIIII

he is a loss for words

blushing like a tomato

“noct are you okay”

its just you’re so beautiful!

takes you in a nice, black limo

you both cuddle in the vehicle

you thank him for coming and he just nods

he whispers in your ear how gorgeous you are, how much of a goddess you look, and just really how much he loves you

lets just say...you almost cry!

HE IS JUST SO GOD DANG SWEET AND ADORABLE

he even gives you little, special kisses all over your face

but he is still bashful

when you get to the high school everyone is staring at you two

obviously cause noctis is high and mighty

i mean he is a prince

you get self conscious, but noctis holds your hand for reassurance

you both drink some juice at the juice bar

eat some cake which had many flavors so you had (your fav flavor cake)

and noctis had chocolate

these girls came by and tried to flirt and take noctis away

they were gorgeous 

 but noctis did not care

“i am going to be spending an amazing time with my girlfriend who is the most beautiful person in this room”

THEM TEARS THO

towards the end of the prom they place a couples dance song

you are scared to ask noctis since he doesn't really like attention on himself

instead though noctis brings you to the dance floor with a light smile

you guys dance to Like I'm Gonna Lose You · Meghan Trainor · John Legend

its slow and just perfect

you both just melt into each other

enjoying the love

the whole dance floor become empty with just you two swaying to the beat

“i love you noctis”

“i will always love you y/n”

Prompto

oh my god 

the moment you mentioned it prompto was already shouting a yes

i think he was more excited than you

you and him went dress shopping and he of course took many many many many many many many many many

did i say many

pictures of you

until you found the right gown, in which you didn’t let him see

texts you the day before the prom asking if he should wear a specific type of suit

of course it is bright neon yellow, and it has a chococbo on it

“no prompt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

when he arrives at your house on prom day he opens up to see you all elegantly

you wear this dress:

“promt are you crying?!?”

yep ya boi is shedding tear at how gorgeous you are

“holy crap if you’re this beautiful in prom whats it gonna be like on our wedding day”

you laugh at his comment and wipe his tears, kissing him on the cheek

“okay so before you kill me y/n. I was gonna get a chocobo to carry us to the prom, but I didn’t end up doing that so instead I rented us a car.”

its a vintage car

you think it fits prompto a lot

of course in the car prompto sings to you and is really all jumpy

when you both arrive you notice some kids making fun of prompto, calling him fat still after he lost the weight (which u didn’t mind at all you loved him equally both ways)

you stomp to them and start giving them a peice of your mind

prompto has to take you away from them 

kissing you and thanking you for sticking up for him

you both see cupcakes and just dart to them 

getting frosting all over your face, prompto has a frosting mustache

“excuse me good madam but you are looking ravishing in that spectacular dress” promto says in a old man British accent voice

you smash a cupcake in his face, you and him both laughing your butts off

after you both get cleaned up you hear a slow couples dance song

you and prompto squeal in excitement and make a run to the dance floor

you guys dance to Tori Kelly - I Was Made For Loving You ft. Ed Sheeran

the lyrics make prompto cry a little and kiss you lovingly

you and prompto dance slowly and just in love

prompto twirls you like a princess

you feel safe and just made for this young man who you call yours 

Young! Gladiolus 

(not my gif! do not own!)

you thought gladiolus would say no because he is always so busy

you’re very much surprised to hear him agree and want to go

“i’m gonna be wearing something sexy, i’m such a tease”

yes thank you gladdy

you try your hardest to pick something out that will make you feel beautiful and like a princess on the special day of the prom

of course you would never forget gladdy’s little sister who wanted to come to the dress shopping

iris giving her very strong opinions

JUST LIKE HER BIG BRO!!!!!!

she saw a specific dress and nodded explaining why it was the one

you were hesitant but iris reassured you it was perfect

the more you looked at it the more you fell in love

you wear this dress:

the special day you are a nervous wreck

you are clumsier than ever

“whoops sorry didn’t meant to knock that over”

you hear your doorbell and run to get it 

you trip over your own feet as you open the door

YAY LANDING ON GLADIOLUS

his big, strong, muscular arms catch you 

“hey, baby are you o-”

when he sees you all perfect his eyes go big

you stand to your full height and give a bashful smile

“do you like it gladdy”

he is a loss for words

puts on his bravo attitude again but with a kind smile he tells you how beautiful you are

thank u iris!!!!!!!!!

you end up being driven in his car the whole way he keeps telling you how gorgeous you are

when you guys go to the high school gladiolus grabs your hand

placing your tiny hand in his huge, rough one

he brings it to his lips and kisses it

“ready to have fun baby”

you smile and nod

you both go to the drinks and gladiolus brings out his alcohol

“GLADDY!!!!”

he explains he wants a lil kick

puts a bit in his juice and asks if you want

you shrug and say yes

its not a lot just very little

after that you tell gladioulus that iris helped you pick out the dress

this makes gladioulus more happy and he kisses your forehead

you both dance to the music like a couple of crazy people

shaking, twisting, just acting like two dorks

suddenly the slow couples song plays and you sit down knowing gladioulus hates those

“hello, what are we doing? y/n we should dance out there!”

you disagree and he picks you up bridal style with ease

he places you in the middle and wraps his arms around you to dance to the music

you guys dance to Bazzi - Beautiful feat. Camila 

gladioulus tells you that what this song says he feels that way about you

he gives you kisses in the middle and sings the song to you quietly 

just between the two of you

since gladiolus is so tall you take your shoes off and place your feet delicately on his

your head pressed against his chest

hearing his heart beat quicken at the contact you guys make

he chuckles and places a kiss on the top of your head

Young! Ignis

(not my gif! do not own!)

ignis was the quiet one and he attracted you the way he cared so much for the young prince

you shyly asked him and at first he kept saying excuses that is until he saw how sad you were

he brought your face to look at him and with a smile said yes

you were a simple gal and ignis was simple as well

you didn’t want nothing to extreme all you wanted was to feel pretty

you went by yourself to dress shopping

noctis was there trying on suits 

he noticed you were alone and without your consent told you he was going to help you

WE’RE YOU IN THAT NEED OF HELP

noctis picked out a plain, simple dress

you had to say yes it was just perfection

you wear this dress: 

it was light and feathery and it fit your body perfectly

ignis came and the minute he opened the door he was in love

you were not dressed up too much it was like you descended from the heavens

thats what he felt y’all!!!

“uhm, y/n, you look, you look, uhm, exquisite and just gorgeous”

ignis is never this bashful

ignis gently touches your hand and wraps it in his 

leads you to the car he drives the young prince in

“noctis told me you were going to look beautiful and he was very right indeed”

GREAT NOW YOU’RE BASHFUL

when you get in the car the backseat has a huge cake 

“did you make this ignis”

ignis made a cake for prom

wow...just wow

when you arrive ignis opens the car door for you like a gentleman

you help him with carrying the cake

after a few dances and drinks you pester ignis to let you try his cake

he is very nervous

he is legit SHAKING when cutting your peice

you tasted it and smile in satisfaction

with a mouth full of cake you say how good it is

ignis chuckles and kisses your mouth eating some of the cake

now your eyes are wide

“now it taste even better, sweeter i believe” 

SOMEONE CALL 911 OR 119 WHICHEVER IT IS WHERE U LIVE AT CUZ U’S DEADDDDDDDDD r.i.p

a couples song comes on and you barely sway to the music

ignis is shy when it comes to dancing but he notices how much you want to do it with him and he just cant refuse

he tells you how much he wants to dance with you and you both go to the dance floor

IS THIS A DREAM

you guys dance to Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud 

ignis makes you feel loved and beautiful

he also dances so good

you praise him in dancing and he blushes

his hands grasp yours while dancing showing that he is here for you

“thank you ignis for this amazing night”

“of course, anything for you, my love”

[angetoile]

Shipping Info Meme

Answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER?:

Okay. (cracks knuckles) I have a couple answers for this.

VII - Cloud, Sephiroth, Tifa

KH - Cloud, Squall

Dissidia - Cloud, Sephiroth, Squall, Mateus (He is my Emperor, I would gladly die for him, pls step on me)

Everything else would be under AU or crossover soooo.......

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?

EVERYTHING

I mean it. Well, all except super weird fetishes like vore and otherwise. But I mean like... all the things a couple would go through, tragic lovers, one-sided romance, enemies who fall in love, lovers forced to be enemies, toxicities like abuse or rape (not for the sake of shock value, I mean only if it makes sense for it to occur between characters)/

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?

Eeeehhhhh............ I think the youngest I had with Aerith was Squall, who’s 17. Generally, I don’t like to give her over to anyone under 18. Squall is an exception, considering Aerith is 22. (generally speaking, of course, that’s how my default is) Other than that, I don’t have discomforts with age gaps. I’m actually quite fascinated with them in literature. Different story in the real world.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?

I am - used to not be. I used to be a hoe and flung myself everywhere trying to fill my loneliness meter. I really like platonic relationships now, although romance is STILL my favorite to write about.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NS/FW?

Once the clothes start coming off, it goes under the tag.

WHO ARE OTHER THE CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?

hfodaofjds (UNFURLS LONG ASS LIST) Where do I begin? Probably a preface? Yeah... Look, Aerith goes with ANYONE. She’s feisty, sweet, kind, generous, rebellious, insightful... She is the peanut butter to your chocolate or jam. It’s INSANE how well she gets along with anyone. I dunno what it is, but I can usually tell when a ship will happen from the first meeting. Aerith is incredibly open. (I won’t force it upon you, though. I cannot stress this enough)

I’d also like to mention that I ADORE her with villains. I’m a huge HeroinexVillain type of gal.

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:

Mmmmm.... this is a tough one. I generally like to see how the chemistry is between characters. If I feel it, I try to keep quiet about it until my partner mentions it. I’m really self conscious about my interests because I don’t want to come off like I’m pushing it on anyone. I’ve had a lot of hurt in the past from people yelling at me about all this.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?

(VIBRATES) Define.... “often”

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:

Uh... (nervous laugh) I... I guess you can say I’m ship obsessed. Though I’ve found a love of platonic relationships so I’m not as severe. I WILL NOT SHOVE MY INTERESTS IN YOUR FACE I PROMISE.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?

Yep!

WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:

Right now??? That would be with @idno41269, @xleonhart, and... well, I don’t want to mention any other names because I feel like I’m gonna come off as pushing it. Especially since we haven’t talked about it much. But I WILL say one name because I’m interested in where things are headed, ship or not. I’m looking at YOU, @breselin.

Without names, I’ll just mention a couple. SquallxTerra, CloudxSelphie, TifaxBarret, TifaxRude, and SephirothxRinoa

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:

Interact with me! And also message me via IM and scream at me.

Tagged by: @breselin Tagging: I have no idea who HASN’T done this already. Uhh.... @deamrigh, @triggerxhappy, @alisaie-leveilleur, @angelivelle, @aethersighted

[the-firebird69]

we have tons of products online deliver all of them now.  and via our system.  huge huge lots of stuff.  tons of it. and all fast massive orders of Whiskey bieng filled now and all over and John C Rielly signs saw tommy f do it and sees. it . opportunity. and will sign the design once he studies and  approves it, says which is the original and all. and not outside the design, but stronger and well i hear wider tube and he is amazed checked it to see if it was a decent design rolled and balanced and is..and we show him and tell where we modified it slightly and why...stretched nope.  and he is in love with it. says you did a good job. thanks too needed it. and says out of the jungle to this...not every day...and he laughs yeh.  so now you have to have a grand opening. and he shall says who was it  and well i dont nkow we do she says one of yours.  and i say ok ok that makes sense no no we designed i t it is why..oh ok.  oh  i mean our original and this bar and i was remotely and most saw no they ask tehm the natives Kong too  lol he wants one well get to a large isle alone lol and he shall.  saw huge ones.  says i can right yes and have .  he is ok at it falls occasinally is angry, but that is kong, and he is our favorite boy lol Thor and Freya says and caa does too acutally all thes boys fall on occasion and are mad lol. Gu and Goddess Wife say.   john c rielly is up there and is at it neesd to see bja yes. and explain it and he said it patly always part ok. and up now all to my place nd we see the whiskey and beer truck wink. and it is headed there. now. tons and food hamburgers hot dogs small steaks like at the golden corral. and they thank us and ok sebastian you are always in.  and Big Joe how bout your huge chuck wagon and itsnot huge its big and yes we are up and trailers too..and fly at it. ad tons do beer and panckes mix no poopsys.  and we go now and yes chocolate syrup for the gals no sugar added no substitute.  and they love it...are up and yes nutella ok and bananas and alright. moving now.  joe says and  a huge cup o joe and we have it a huge huge coffee maker about twenty foot high and closed and then open it and all see it and laugh  its bigger than you Joe and we have fun.. and i put in one..nad look and there the design and John c rielly approves... AND we sell them direct all night tractor trailers and thinik we know which and drive in unload and leave trailers haul out and in again and all night....full  and we sell them put up the triangular colored palstic flags on a line and lights and colored lights in back and all around saftey and security lights a big fenced in area large its huge.  tons of area part paving part mowed.  tons of area. huge. and out front Johns lot. and he smiles and says its the dream and smart well. not perfect.  spotlights and yes John C Rielly agrees and yes gives away a monogrammed jacket with his stuft on it and cd of  his songs and a band and are asetup and ton sarrive the real thing finally. he is ok well and was up and ate good no ppl trapped used it and they loved it leearned cooked a lot.  and ate a lot smells hidden by the ship..and well too.  up stragiht up and he saw it.  wow.   “Walk Hard”  is going to be sung and played qhite a bit and an accoustical late night party indoors till twelve. and oh the cd is free and his jacket adn monogrammed gear and yes monogrammed bikes his style and wil monogram them in person with you and so yuo can see the numbers on it too..and this is it we love it zoom way in then out and you see his hands..he loves it..this is it...high. im high..love it and our way skinnying. and i look skinny..and i sign albums and other and have a book..and did it said it and it is edited and it was spoken back and sounds like me..and we publish it all tonight and we have jackets shirts and more wih me on them and my love of my life my wife whom i escaped for and yeh it is true tried and she is the one revealing it to all lol almost lol. duey cox aka john c rielly soon to be Randall Tex Cobb and then we make a real full sized Chopper and we do.  only after i sit and design make it before after..and i see him..real chopper but...aren is falling welcome tonight by speical invite i send my friend with it. and a bottle and monogrammed with my name and image special ordered from them and he agrees good enough for me. need it. now. Thor Freya Zues Hera Olympus tooth fairy took

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[5evahbeyou]

The Big Four:And the missing gem (Book 1)

Chapter 3: Continuation

Jack’s POV:

I guess me being a sissy back then has made Merida’s life worth hell.I looked across the table, her read fiery hair outstanding the others.Her hair was everywhere but she was cute enough,okay what the hell Jack?! “You’re staring at her again,Jack.”Eugene said,”I do not.It’s just her hair is eye-catching.”Oh really?” Guy said,wiggling his eyebrows.I laughed but I was still looking at her, she was talking at a blond girl with side bangs.”You know, the best way to apologize to a princess is giving her flowers and chocolates?””What the hell Eugene?!””Eugene laughed,I rolled my eyes, I saw guy was talking to a girl named Rebecca.She seemed nice,I can tell by how she says sorry so much.I over heard their conversation,'Im really sorry about knocking you out a while ago.''Nah,no worries!' I let out a scoff,Eugene looked at me then looked at guy."Well, would you look at that.Guy seems to be the girl catcher,eh?" He said, wr both laughed so hard I thought I was going to faint.

As Nicholas dismissed all of us,I decided to sneak out after they’ve showed us the dorm.The head boy and head girl aligned us, separating the male and female.”Allow me to introduce myself,I am Scar.””And I am Emma.We are your Head boy and Head girl.Please remember to follow us,no one must leave the group.Follow the line and remember,if anything happens scream out our names.”Emma said,she and Scar walked out of the Dining hall as everyone followed.Me and Eugene exchanged looks, it seems we were far from the Dining hall.We turned Right, then walked a long corridor.And there it was,our dorm.It was huge! Like it was our own castle.”Emma and Scar stopped, they looked at us and spoke.”As you can see This place is the Hydra’s dormitories.We are a little far away but it doesn’t matter.”Emma said, trying to headcount before entering.

“First of all,we have different dormitories in this castle like structure.The first years are on the first floor,second years on second, and so on and so forth.Almost every dorm in the other houses have are spread out.At least it’s convenient for you guys,The higher your year level, the far you are from the Dining Hall and classes.At least here in Hydra,it’s only far away from the Dining Hall.”Scar said,They then went inside the building,as we went inside,the other years are scrambling up,”Its almost night time, you better be in your dorms!”Emma shouted,everyone hurriedly got up,running for their dear life.

“So here is the Lobby, everyone is free to stay here and do all the things you need.”You also have your own living rooms for each dorm.Scar said,,”Before letting you go, We would like to give you these simple rules.The first one is everyone must clean up the lobbyand your living room.If you happen to be the last person to use the lobbyand living room,please, clean up your place.”Emma stated, emphasizing the word clean.”Rule number two,don’t forget to greet one another since we are all in this together.And it’s better to make friends.But please no bullying around here.”Scar said,looking at Emma who seemed to be,blushing?

”W-We have a long history of how Hydra’s are depicted as evil.Please,let us change that.We might be mischievous but we aren’t all that bad.”“So with that,welcome first years and I hope you have a pleasant night."Scar shouted before pointing to where our dormitories are.”As you enter each of your dorms, you still have a living room where you can relax.Everyone has their own room so best be having chit-chats on your living room.”Scar said and left the boys to do what they need.The girls went to their rooms while us went also. Eugene,Guy and I aren’t far from each other,they’re just two rooms away from me.Each room has his name plates on the doors.As I opened my room,I saw my white bunny nibbling on a carrot.He looked cute enough for me to get him out of the cage and hug him"Oh jamie, you look so cute I can't!" I said,After looking around the room,there was a switch where it can snow.Strange,I decided to flick it, and it really snowed in my room,My staff was on top of my drawer, looking like the stick you could find.

I shouted with glee,jumping from my bed to the couch,I even tried to make snowballs.I was about to relax when I remembered I needed to apologize to Merida."But do I really have to?"I asked myself, I can just apologize tomorrow.I migbt risk my self from getting caught, but I'm already feeling bad about what happened to Merida back then.So I quickly took a shower, changed into my PJ’s and tried to be stealthy as possible.

Merida’s POV:

The Academy was pretty huge, it was as if I was living in a real,huge castle.I quickly got two Scottish Pie,everyone looked at me,”Wha’?I’m starvin’!” I chuckled letting out a snort in the making, The girl that hiccup was with a while agi then changed sits with the girl beside me.”Hi.””Uhm,Hi.”I replied,trying to flip away her bangs so she could see me.”I’m Astrid by the way.””Merida,nice te meet ye Astrid.” I said,smiling at her.”Well Merida,are you really a princess?”She asked, smirking at me,I gave her a ‘what-kind-of-question-is-that’ look.But I nodded, taking a mouthful of Mash potatoes and a turkey.Astrid giggled,”At least you aren’t what other princess are.”

I gave her a smile,we continued to chat and to be honest,it was fun talking to her.”So wait, Hiccup was really scrawny back then?”I said, trying not to laugh.She laughed with me and nodded,”Yeah, but we then went dating after the whole Dragon fiasco in Berk.””An’ how long ye been guys datin’?”About 3 years now.”She said, trying to conceal a blush.I nodded, she was obviously in love with Hiccup.I laughed at her,how her cheeks was turning red.I took my last pie and tried to eat it whole.Everyone laughed at me,”Dan’ it.It doesn’ fit on me mouth.”I said, as I slice it in three,still big enough but at least it fits in my mouth now.My eyes wondered off, laying my eyes on Hiccup,he was looking at me.So I nudged Astrid,he looked at me then looked to what I was looking.We gave him a smile and a wave.He waved back,and I wanted to eat the pie so badly that I almost choked to death.

“Woah woah woah,Easy their tiger.”Astrid said, as she hand me a glass of water.I gulped it fast,and let out a sigh of relief.”Thanks Astrid, I thought I was going to die.”I said sarcastically,we both laugh,she was drinking milking but she spat it in front of a girl named Eep."Hey!""I'm so sorry I didn't mean to.Merida,look what you've done!" I looked at her, laughing"Me?I wasn't the one who spat on her." I tried not to laugh, Eep was already laughing,the panicked face Astrid made me laugh so hard I stumbled off on my sit.Everyone looked at me,I gave a sheepish smile and said,"Well,my bum is big enough to save meh."Everyone let out a laugh,I sat back down beside Astrid,she was clutching her stomach for the love of Mo'rdu.I finished my pie, and got an apple as my final meal of the night.”Yo red head, ya might want to tone it down a bit.You’re going to explode.”Some guy with a grin plastered on his face,I looked at him in the eye, deadly enough for him to be startled,”And ye better shut up, or ye head might explode.”I said, as I got out my bow and arrow.”Merida,don’t, we’ll start with him tomorrow.”Astrid said and glared at the man.The guy looked away, as his comrades laughed at him.Nicholas dismissed the students,every upper year levels went to their dorm while all the first years were left.

The head boy and head gal counted us first before nodding that everyone was here.”Hello everyone and welcome to North Academy.I’m Fryer.”And am Lily.You’re majesty, it’s my greatest day to finally meet ye.”The head girl looked at me and bowed down.”Erm,please don’ do that.Just let me be like the others.I feel left out.”I said,she nodded and gave a smile.”Before ye get goin’ te your dorms.Please do a straight line,the boys and gals separated.”Lily said and trying to separate each one of us.Astrid was in front of me,and the girl named Eep was at my back.”Now,before we leave I want you guys to remember the location of your Dorms.Each year level has it’s own dorms.But for now, your dorm is a little far away from the Dining Hall and some other rooms.”Fryer said, Both of them then left the room,everyone tailing them,I tried memorizing the directions but my eyes kept on wandering to the yetis who happened to roam around with a wooden broom.A few minutes later we finally reached our destination.The dorm was a little far away.But we where near the big meadow and the dorm of the 3rd years of Sphinx. 

“Before we enter,this door is fire proof, and sturdy enough,since we’re in the meadow,it occasionally gets bombarded with weapons  and fire.”Lily stated,As we enter, the room was covered with red and orange decorations.”Okay woah,I think my eyes are melting.”Astrid said, trying not to laugh but failed.”I’ll explain a little about this dorm.This is the living room.Please use it wisely,clean up your stuff if you ever use this place.If you want to let other houses to come in,be sure to keep an eye on them.Especially the Hydra’s they’ve been doing Mischief for how long.”Fryer said,Lily rolled her eyes at him.”But please,be kind enough to everyone,most especially to the Hydra’s they might be doing things for no good, but they are trying to change their name after the incident with a student.”Lily said,everyone murmured,whispering from each other.

Fryer face palmed, “Lily, please.Don’t tell them.”Ahm sorry.”She said, lowering her head.Fryer looked at him momentarily but looked away.”First rule is again, please go back to the dorms immediately.No loitering around in campus.Rule number two,if someone fights,let them be surrounded and don’t let them escape.If they have done wrong,its best to let them talk to one another.”Fryer said,”Never,ever forget rule number 2.Compassion is what makes our bond strong.Be-friend one another,you’ll need it to protect one another.”Lily said and smiled.After the rules explained, Fryer and Lily escorted us to our separate room.The Boys went to a corridor from the right while us from the left.As we open the dorm,the long corridor greeted us.

”Find your rooms,every room has a name plate on it.”Lily said and left.I looked at Astrid,she was in the first room.”Well would you look at that,It’s easy for me to go in and out.”She said,I looked for my room, and I was 4 rooms away from her.”Hey Astrid, I’m here!” I shouted,Astrid nodded and we both went to take a bath and change to our sleeping attires. “Well,goodnight Merida.”Astrid said,I waved back and was about to go into my room when she shouted,”Don’t forget to brush your hair!”Astrid said,laughing at me.I laughed at the joke and went to my room.My bow and arrow on the table.I saw the tapestry me mom and I made.It made the room like home.I heard a neighing,and saw Angus in the room left to my Bed.”Angus! Yer here!Why ye hiding here boy?Are ye trying to surprise me?”I said, patting its body.He neighed and nibbled on my hair.I let out a laugh.”Yer a sweetie,aren’t ye?”I said,I took out an apple in my backpack.”Here ya go boy!”I said,and gave it to Angus.My room was pretty big on the inside.I have my own stable for crying out loud!

I took the pitchfork and got some hay for Angus.My saddle was their,even Angus feeder was their! I designed it myself,carving me and Angus riding through the air.”G’night Angus.Rest well.” I said and went to bed.But I couldn’t sleep,something was bothering me and I don’t know why.So I got out of my room,I took a peak in the room and only Astrid was their.I went to her,”Heya Astrid.””Hey Merida.”she said,giving me a sleepy smile.”Why don’t ya sleep?” “I can’t,Stormfly has been ruining my dream by snorting a lot.”She said giggling,”If ye want,ye can stay at my room for now.”She gave me a smile,”Sure!I’ll be glad.”She said and stood up,”Astrid,I’m goin’ out.Rest assured,I’m just goin’ to roam around.””But what if someone sees you?””Of course no one can,I’ll be like a shadow,lurkin’ away.”I said mimicking a shadow by hiding from the curtains.Astrid laughed,”Well, be sure not to get caught.I’ll try to make a fake Merida.” she said and left the living room.

I took my cloak from the bedroom and left the dorm quietly.I sneaked out,trying not to be seen by the Head boys and girls of each Houses. After a little walk, I saw a white headed boy,lurking from the shadows. Mo’rdu,please don’t tell me I saw a ghost.I took a peek to find the boy gone.’Please,don’t be a ghost.’I murmured,I quickly hear chatters.I sat down and blended myself from the shadow,I thank my cloak to really blend from the dark.”And this girl had this wild hair!If only you saw it.It was cool.”The head boy of Sphinx said, as their voice went to a murmur.I quickly got from one place to another,when I finally saw a tree not far from a lake.It was blooming so much that the petals were scattered on the ground.I sat down behind the tree,as I inhaled the fresh air outside.

It felt like home,but of course,I won’t be home for now.I tried not to cry but I failed miserably.I wiped away the tears,thinking I’m far away from my home.Suddenly I heard rustling from the bushes that surrounded me.I didn’t bring my bow,I was terrified, but luckily I knew how to fight with my own hands.I stand up, looking at the rustling bushes,suddenly Jack got out of the bush.”Ugh! It’s itchy.”He said,I looked at him or should I say glared at him.He looked at my way,”Erm,hi?” He said,”What ye want Frost boy.”I spatted out,he looked at me,embarrassed to even speak.”I’m-,I-I-””Spit it out ya buffoon!”I said, shouting but as low as my voice could go.He let out a sigh and looked at me sternly.”Merida Dunbroch,my sincerest apology from our past encounter.”He said and knelt down, I looked at him dumbfounded,”I’m teribbly sorry for what I did back then.I was just really into your hair and accent that I got carried away.I know I may be naughty,but please.Could you give this Frost a chance?”He asked,looking at me with those blue eyes of his.

I didn’t want to laugh, but I couldn't take it.I laughed shortly after he stood up, trying to conceal the noise I was producing.I couldn’t take it,I even clutched my stomach,I thought it was being ripped apart.”What’s so funny?”He asked, his eyes revealed a sad look.I stood up,trying myself to stop laughing.I took a deep breath and said,”Yer forgiven.But please,don’ do tha’.You look like yer my servant who got tangled into some trouble.”I said smirking at him.Placing hand on my hips.He gave out a sigh of relief,he went near me and got out his hand.”Well,let’s start this from the top.Hi,I’m Jack.”I let out a giggle,surely this is funny enough.”And I’m Merida,I’m glad to meet ya frosty.”I said and let out a chuckle.He looked at me funnily and said,”Well red,at least I got to be-friend a un-tamed princess like you.”He said,I punched him on the arm, he winced from the impact."Ow!I thought we are good?!" "Well you called me red, and un-tamed.Who calls a person like that?" i sarcastically said,I laughed, after a while he joined giggling with me.We suddenly heard chatters,so we ran fast as we can to leave the place.

“Well princess, I bid you adieu.”He said and bowed down to me.I punched him in the arm,laughing at his actions.”Stay frosty white boy.”I said and snickered at his expression.I went running to our dorm,the others are already sleeping.So I quickly got into my room,removing the cloak and went to sleep beside Astrid, who was sleeping like a cat.

Rapunzel’s POV:

Me and Hiccup wasn’t able to sleep. he got out after sleeping for a few hours but couldn’t continue.We were in the living room, looking at the ceiling.”Hey Hiccup, do you know Eugene?””No,why?””Oh nothing,I saw him a while ago staring at me.I was wondering if you knew him.”I said, letting out a giggle.Hiccup looked at me,”Oh,so the little blondie here is in love I see?”He tease. I rolled my eyes,”I can’t say I love him,but I like him.I guess.””How did you know him?”He asked,”Oh you see,we live in the same place.Corona,I am,well a princess of Corona.And he was just another guy from my land.””Oh,really.Just another guy?”He teased, I let out a laugh.

”Well I thought so,I kept on seeing him around doing all sorts of jobs.””And you just went,’I think I like this guy.’Am I right?” He asked,I nodded to his answer and obviously I blushed.”Well,there’s a lot of time to know him Punzie,but if you want.I’ll help you out.”He said and gave a smile,”Would you really?” I asked trying not to squeal from glee.He nodded but let out a yawn.”Well,I’ll be going to sleep now Punzie. Goodnight.”He said and went off to the boys room.I also let out a yawn,I was beginning to drift away to dreamland.I quickly got up and went to my room.Nuzzled myself to sleep.

I finally have finished the continuation of the 3rd Chapter! I can feel my fingers trembling from typing and writing the whole story. I hope you have a great day lads and laddies! Tata for now,and wait for my other update tomorrow!

Btw, I’m not going to do Jackunzel here.It’s because,well i’ll keep that as a secret for now! 

BOOK 1: 

CH: 1-2-3(1)

[boo1a4]

11 question tag!

Hey guys so I was tagged by 5 of my fav gals to do the 11 questions tag (THATS 55 QUESTIONS WHY ARE YALL LIKE THIS) but anyway I was tagged by @s-lay-ing @sambashua @achuu-nice @indiepoptime and @yongpal-i (this tag is fucking eternal help me)

Cloud’s Questions!

Do you know a ksong by heart? (bc I don’t :x I can hum a trillion tho)

Blackpink’s As If Its Your Last, Heize’s Star, Day6 I loved you and You Were Beautiful, most of seventeens title tracks and most of their ballads, lastly  Pristin’s Aloha! I'm sure my pronunciation is way off but those are tho the ones that I've taken the time to actually sit down and learn!

When it comes to friendships, are you low or high maintenance? (As in your friends gotta talk everyday with you or you’ll feel like the friendship is dying OR if you can spend days without talking to them yet you still remain close)  

Ummmm I think it depends on the friendship? also I think I can tend to be a bit of both (cause I'm an insecure ass binch), tho I don't ever feel like my friendships are dying lmao

Do you have a secret that you will take to the grave? (Ofc I’m not asking you to reveal it)

not that I can think of?? like I'm sitting here thinking if there is anything and like honestly no????

Recommend me 5 songs (not necessarily kpop songs)

Dracula Teeth - The Last Shadow Puppets(honestly cloud just listen to all of their music is so great) Daydream In Blue - I Monster (this is honestly one of my all time fav songs I love it too much) No Way Down - The Shins (you know I can't go 2 mins without mentioning them, some great lyrics right here tho also give September a listen in beautiful) Beechwood Park - The Zombies (I'm assuming you know the zombies cloud but on the off chance that you don't BINCH THEY ARE MY ACTUAL FAVORITE well beside cream and zeppelin but they are up there) Kimbra - Miracle (kinda of a random one but this song just never seems to leave me!) Big Bird -Hyukoh (oh that was 6 BUT THIS SONG IS SO GREAT also listen to wing wing!!)

What do you prefer?: first, second or third gen kpop songs?

I generally prefer second generation??? I think????? I like a bit of all of them tho. but like there is no definitive answer to when each of the generations start and end so like I don't even know??? but most of my fav groups as far as music goes are older around 2nd gen but a fair amount of them are gen 3, I have a really strong love for kpop that was released between 2009-2014.

What’s the cheeeeeeeeeesiest thing you’ve done? (one time a former friend of mine was telling me about a problem she had and at the end of our convo I kissed her in the forehead bYE)

girl idk just my whole fucking life tbh, but my family members and irl friends will all tell you I do this thing where I yell sing songs and change the lyrics to their names this includes badly sung kpop songs IM SCREAMING THO CLOUD WHO ARE YOU AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

If you were asked to participate in a variety show, which one of the following would you pick and why? (Pick two!): problematic men, master key, hello counselor, weekly idol, one fine day, law of the jungle

um probs ofd?? id say weekly idol also but damn the hosts would literally be like who is this weird binch!

Your top 10 kpop songs of 2017?

In no order but 1. Would U - Red Velvet 2. Let’s Hang Out - SF9 3. Night Rather Than Day - EXID 4. Aloha - Pristin 5. Missing You - BTOB 6. I Loved You - Day6 7. Teenager - Got7 8. Habit - Seventeen 9. As If It’s Your Last - Blackpink 10. You, Clouds, Rain - Heize

Would you rather live in a huge mansion or a compact studio house?  

Im a real messy binch so definitely compact studio

Tell me a fun childhood story (I’ll start! One time an aunt gave me money to buy ‘papas’ (potatoes) at the grocery store so bc I’m obedient af I went and asked the counter lady how many of em could I buy with the money I had so she went ‘uhh, not many tbh’ so i ended up getting like two and when I returned to my aunt’s house she laughed her ass off and said: I meant ‘papas fritas’ (potato chips) Not those! - and uh yeah this is funnier in Spanish but it proves that I’m such an innocent angel I mean wow)

ok so I spent a lot of time at my aunt Lori’s house when I was a kid (like summers, and after school) and my cousin was the BUG queen so she hand made leashes for her pet toads (that she caught) and we walked them around on leashes for like a week but I was always so afraid of them and also hurting them so I WAS NOT ABOUT THAT ahahaha dumb story but it makes me laugh alsoalsoalsdo they had this bench swing in their back yard and my cousin my sister and I would swing on it together for hours at a time and one time we were swinging real hard (REAL HARD) and the links?? or whatever that held it to the ceiling it was hanging from snapped and the three of us of us flew off of it and we all collectively blacked out??? it was so weird but I woke up to my cousin stuggling to get me off of her and then there lays my sister underneath the bench just blacked out chilling (she was fine) then my aunt came running out cause she had just heard the loudest crash ahsdfasdf not long after my uncle put stronger links on it and that bench is still there! From time to time when the three of us get together this story gets brought up its still the most hilarious thing ( ALSO CLOUD YOU ARE SO PURE I LOVE)

If you were offered to start a band, would you accept?

yeah I love music so much why not! not sure I would be able to contribute much  lmao

Mir’s Questions!

If you could travel anywhere, but were completely by yourself, where would you go?

hmmmmm do you mean like I wouldn't be visiting anyone and just traveling alone?? or like going someplace where I know no one?? ok cause for the first I would book it straight to az TO SEE YOU MIR!! AND SISTER!! but for the second I would love to go to Japan (my cousin lives there tho so that also doesn't technically count lmao)

What inspires you?

Music, books, and tv shows! Also really well written characters or just interesting people I guess! but on like a ??spiritual?? level my mom?? she's just that binch you know ( like seriously Ive never met anyone kinder or more driven and hard working in my life she's wild)

How many pets would you have in your ideal future? Any specific names or types in mind?

47 KITS, no realistically I want 2 kittos and they will be named Bellamy and Murphy cause I got too also lowkey want to name a cat rami or Elliot or also kaz or Inej damn all the good names wow. Also the name Calloway is my fav name of all time and I WANT SOMETHING WITH THIS NAME

What are you opinions on fedoras

um eww?? what other opinions are there?? what is this question mir I'm???? but like ngl when worn in a none cringe manner then can look nice!

how many spoons can you balance on your face at once (picture or video proof preferred (i’m trying to get someone to do it pls anyone))

girl I've done my time (lowkey did you put this on her cause I told you about my gravy spoon today???)

What is your favorite type of tree?

I like Birch trees!

If you could convince one person to like kpop who would you convert?

damn MY MOM cause then she might listen to something other than bruno mars once in a while

What are three things you are normally associated with and/or what are three things you want to be associated with?

art, sleeping, reading and um idk?? tbh??? like maybe not being shitty and being funny??? idk??? like I don't know????

If you were in a kpop group what position would you hold (ie. leader, main vocal, moodmaker, etc) feel free to tag your mutuals and who they would be!

um hm im a moody binch bonch so probably moodmaker?? mir is main dancer cause yes duh ivy is leader cause she's the only sane one kennedy I feel would be a great rapper like she got that chic thing going she could do it I feel??? and cloud would be our talent tbh??? nom would be the maknae cause she's small I feel! Jeddy would be my happy virus bud cause she's a fun and funny gal ( I love) Jamie ALSO ONE OF OUR TALENTS wow yes I feel a main vocal here she’d go solo and be singing ballads left and right! JESS WOULD BE THE SWEET MOTHER MEMBER THAT EVERYONE LOVES AND IS JUST THE SOFTEST,,,A SUNSHINE GAL.

If you could have any wild animal as a tame pet what would it be?? (i’m ocelot loyal all the way)

damn idk I'm like horrible at taking care of things (including myself) so like honest id just stick to the kit kats

What is your opinion on mint chocolate chip ice cream? (for maj)

The best ice cream (tho I can't eat it anymore and its very cursed)

Nom’s Questions!

how are you? :D

I’m good Nom thanks for asking!

sad ballads or happy upbeat songs?

Im a ballad ho these days they are honestly all I listen to anymore, but I do love me an good upbeat song I'm just slightly more picky about them!

fave anime movie?

ok tie between Whisper of the Heart and Howl’s Movie Castle, I honestly need to see more that arent Ghibli!

dogs or cats?

Cats! (my dog is practically a cat tbh)

do you keep stuffed animals in your room?

I have one! its a portal companion cube! its not technically an animal BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY ITS ALL IVE GOT!!!! also if you count tsum tsums I've got a few big hero 6 ones!

someone you miss?

My dad, its been especially hard lately.

describe your phone case?

its like rainbow watercolor! I have a pop socket that matches

favorite lore/myths?

Not technically myth or lore but Beowolf! I've seen the movie at least 40 times and I've read the epic! generally I find northern european mythology/literature to be more interesting than southern. but if we’re going for like ubran myths tbh not really my thing ahahaha.

eardbuds or headphones?

both for different things! but when I first listen to an album I like to listen with my headphones!

can I steal your heart?

you already have ~~~~~~~

favorite thing about your ult bias?

His sensitivity and kind heart! I love a sweet boy! Also I'm really here for Boo’s cheeks!

Jamie’s Questions!

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life what would it be and why?

ohhh there are a few songs that I really really love, Heize’s Star is a song that I listen to daily and I feel like I could listen to it for the rest of my life! also September by The Shins! Miracle Aligner by The Last Shadow Puppets also. Idk man I just really love songs with a mystical quality to them.

If you were in a kpop group what would your group be called and what would your fandom name be?

BINCH AND OUR FANDOM NAME WOULD BE BONCHES

If you could acquire mastery over ONE skill instantly, what would you pick and why?

Singing!! its just about the only kind of musical talent I think I’d be any good at! Im a vocalist ho I just want to be like my favessssss

First reaction if you spotted your favorite celebrity on the street?

I would literally hide so fast omg

First reaction if your favorite celebrity followed you on your favorite social media site?

SCREAMING ALL THE LOVE FOR BOO SEUNGKWAN 24/7 and literally only doing art of him and nonstop posting it

Snap your fingers and you get to steal your favorite outfit off of a kpop idol. What outfit do you pick, off of whom, and why?

OK literally all of Soonyoungs airport looks cause damn that boy does not get enough credit for his fashion (he's the best dressed in the group fite me)

If you were to get a painless tattoo that you could remove with the press of a button, what would you get and where would you get it?

umm probably something really pretty? and colorful? I'm not sure what put I like  arm tattoos!

What is your most prized possession?

probably my laptop?? also my collection of sketchbooks!

What’s a YouTube/online challenge that you have always wanted to try?

Im always interested to try those youtube art challenges, I've done the three marker challenge before and the draw this again challenge also!

You get a guarantee that your favorite celebrity will see your social media post but you only get 100 characters. What do you say to them?

I would literally just send my art to them! I feel like it says more than 100 characters can!

You wake up in your dream room. What does it look like?

LITERALLY A LIBRARY AND LIKE NICE AND DARK AND WARM BUT NOT TOO WARM LOTS OF BLANKETS

Kennedy’s Questions!

Make a 10-song playlist for your current mood.

it is here

What vine do you quote the most?

what is that?? who you fighting?

What do you value most in a friend?

I like people who are good listeners! but also people can keep a conversation going! But really tho just genuine kindness and openness.

If you could learn any kpop choreography instantly, what would you learn?

DAMN THIS IS HARD, so many great ones that I love a lot but probably Red Flavor?

If you go to your Tumblr activity page, who does it say is your “number one fan?”

damn Idk them so I'm not gonna like tag them or something lol

What is your ideal clothing style?

I like simple dark clothing that is comfortable.

What is your favorite Snapchat filter?

I really like the ugly ones tbh I don't use them enough

What subject would you like to study, but wouldn’t necessarily want to make a career out of? (for example: I really want to learn about botany!)

psychology, I really love learning about how people work.

Would you rather be constantly half an hour early to everything, or constantly 15 minutes late?

early of course, I hate being late

Would you rather have a single day to spend with your top bias or a week to spend with your number 2 bias?

damn neither??? ahahah no a day with boo would be very blessed!

If you could bring back any disbanded OR inactive group, who would you bring back?

F(X) BINCH I NEED MORE MUSIC

My Questions!

if you had to chose one kpop stage outfit to wear for the rest of your life which would you choose?

favorite music video aesthetic?

Group you are most excited for in 2018?

Recommend me some underrated kpop songs/groups?

If you could join any group other than your bias group who would you join and why?

Favorite soloist? and some song recs?

Childhood Story? (thanks Cloud)

Were you in any fandoms before you got into kpop, if so what were they?

Favorite Comeback/debut of 2017?

astrological sign? Myers Briggs type? Hogwarts House (I'm a Gemini, infp, and Gryffindor)

Random question but what are your favorite names?

Tagging : @s-lay-ing @sambashua @achuu-nice @indiepoptime @yongpal-i (y'all can do mine if you feel like it!) @forgetjunnot @babybyuny @kae-popx @kiheehyunie @jeonwoooo @trbldean130 @howcaniwait @joshhjs @maetaamong and if you’ve already done this you don't have to do it again ahahahaha I feel like everyone has done it already lol

ok thats it do it if you want!

[evilgaymeme]

GAYS

i went on a date whoop whoop it was amazing!!

We went ice skating and then we had hot chocolate and a huge pretzel at the Christmas market We also went on a lil ride which was fuuun.

also her name is Bleu (pronounced Blue) and she's a photographer and meme lover. I'm not saying this is goals but this is goals.

Also she's so pretty like way out of my league pretty, she's a v aesthetic gal.

Such a good day, fuCK im happy

[amollion]

Newcomers Pt6

“EAT IT!!!”

“NO”

“I SAID EAT IT!”

“GET OFF ME WOMAN!!” Hesky shouts throwing Karen off him and running out the door.

“YOU WILL ACCEPT MY VALENTINE LOVE!!!” she shouts chasing after him holding her home made chocolates above her head.

The two Humans screaming and running past Dr Loop's door was nothing out of the ordinary these days, he liked the Humans and found them fascinating and rather good company. That did not mean that he did not find them odd to the point of thinking they were all insane. Some were quiet and preferred to be alone and other were loud and found hurting themselves to be hilarious. Suddenly his door opened with another Human limping.

“What happened to you?” Dr Loop asks.

“Sergeant Stabby got me” he replies.

“Why do you keep it around and why the Admiral allows that thing to stay I'll never know”

“Don't talk ill of Sergeant Stabby, he is war hero you know”

“IT is a cleaning machine”

“Irrelevant he is a hero and deserves our respect”

“But-”

“SHHHHHH here he comes”

Sergeant Stabby made his way into the Dr's office and bumped into a few wall and furniture all the while the Human stood up and saluted it until it left.

“Tell me something um...” Dr Loop said

“Cho”

“Cho, tell me something Cho is it the norm for you race to be so....nuts?”

Cho smiled “You've never been to Terra have you?”

“No”

“Shame, because if you think we are crazy you'd love to see us on our home world”

Dr Loop just scoffed and went to look at Cho's foot. “The bleeding has already stopped”

“Well yeah he doesn't stab us deeply”

“But still  for wound like this to stop bleeding so soon”

“Yeah it's clotting? Wait...have you worked on Humans before”

“I have studied Human anatomy yes”

“But actually worked with one? In person before we got here?”

Dr Loop did not like his skills being questioned, his race the Seelom were a very proud race especially of their skills.

“It matters not, I know all the ins and outs of your kinds bodies, probably better than you and the rest of your backwards and primitive kind”

Cho raised an eyebrow “Give your arm for a sec” he asked.

“Why?”

“Just trust me”

Dr Loop gave him one of his right arms and Cho stuck out his tongue all the while looking at his face for a reaction but Dr Loop just looked confused and a little disgusted.

Cho licked his arm and a split second later Dr Loop was screaming as Cho's saliva burned through his skin.

Dr Loop fell tot he floor cradling his arm and after a few more seconds the burning stopped and Cho was on his feet.

“Guess you forgot our saliva is like acid to your kind” he said and left without helping him up.

The Benemar Chief of Admiral Polts fleet was back on Bento Prime, he had already been disgraced for not seeking justice after one of his clan leaders was killed by a Human female. And to let the Humans gain all the glory for the liberation of Remer making their kind out to be a joke.

“Cheif Goolack of the Benemar step forward!” called one of the High Chieftains and he stpped forward.

“You are a coward and weak, you let the murder of your own kind go unanswered and these Humans push you around like your are their slave, what say you in your defence”

Chief Goolack stood up straight, the chains around his wrists were heavy and those around his legs were heavier, his pig-like nose snorted and his tusks had been cut to show his disgrace.

“I am a Benemar and I fought for our people and uphold my laws and our laws say that the STRONG!!! rule. Well the Humans have shown their strength and I saw their might in battle against a foe who outnumbered them many times over and they came away from that battle covered in the blood of their enemies. They are the only race who has ever besieged our world and you judge me as a coward for respecting strength?”

“They are the ENEMY!!! they burned our breeding pens and they must be wiped out. They are gaining too much power, power they are taking from us”

The court cheered and banged their weapons which were a combination of ancient war axes and rifles against their armour.

“Let this cry go out across to the star to all Benemar, the Alliance high command has given us the location oft heir breeding ground, we march...TO WAR!!!!”

The Benemar all over the Alliance suddenly began disappearing from Alliance ships, when asked why they were going back to their home world they simply replied “The High Chief has risen the banner”

Many thought this was the Benemar about to begin an independent push into Gal territory but they did not deny or confirm this and the army on Bento Prime continued to grow, the Humans though did not trust the Benemar and kept their eye on them.

Life in Admiral Polts fleet went on a s usual, or as usual it could be with the Humans around and with the Benemar now gone their was no hostility in the air. The Humans did their best to include the other races in their odd practices such as celebrating the anniversary of ones birth. They even as far to inquire to the other races celebrations and traditions and asked to take part which made the others rather flattered. They ranged from celebrating the unification of the Fookkarl under one banner which the Humans described as one large orgy as there was a lot of kissing but the Humans obliged.

The fun did not stop there.

Depit, an Elong like Admiral Polt was travelling in the ship main elevator to the observatory when it stopped to let a number of other crew off but only person got on. It was a Human, female by the looks of her but her stomach was huge, maybe she had just eaten he thought to himself. The elevator stopped a few more times and before long it was only him and this Human who from her tag her name was Sergeant Cathy. He started to sweat, he saw what was left of the body of the Benemar that she had attacked.

She smiled at him and gave a nervous smile back but nothing was said between them, until the elevator suddenly and harshly stopped.

“Ahhh!” Cathy screamed at the sudden change of momentum.

“Are you okay?” he asked and she nodded. “Must be a power outage” he tired raising maintenance but go response, there was no power to the that call button either. Suddenly Cathy was breathing fast and hard.

“Umm, are you sure you're okay” he asked again but she shook her head and held her large stomach.

“The baby is coming” she panted.

“Baby? What baby?”

“I'm FUCKING PREGNANT YOU ASSHOLE!!! she screamed and he jumped.

“Oh? OH?!!! CRAP!”

Cathy sat down as her water broke and leaned back.

“What do I do!! HELP!” he shouted into the call button in some hope that someone would hear.

“What...what is your name?” she asked.

“Depit”

“Depit, come here I need you to help me” she said holding out her hand and he slowly came and she grabbed it.

“I don't know what to do” Depit said.

“Just hold my hand and squeeze when I squeeze!”

“What?”

“AHHHHHHH” Cathy screamed and squeezed Depits hand so hard she broke two of his fingers as he had tried to pull away when he heard the word squeeze.

“WHY YOU PULL AWAY!!!” she shouted at him.

“You'll break my hand if you squeeze it”

It then dawn on her that Humans were far stronger than Elong, so she pulled off her trousers and tore off a piece so she could bite down on it and screamed again.

“Why are you screaming what's happening I don't how to help” Depit said panicking.

“IM HAVING CONTRACTIONS YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!”

“WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!”

“MY BODY IS GETTING READY TO PUSH THE BABY OUT!”

“OF WHERE!!”

“WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!!!”

Another contraction came and she screamed so loud Depit had to cover his ears.

This went on for over and hour till finally Cathy stopped screaming as contractions suddenly stopped.

“Okay...okay” she said to herself with Depit fanning her with his wings.

“How long does this usually go on for?” he asked.

“My mother was in labour for 32 hours with me”

“32 HOURS!”

“Ah don't shout, I'm lucky the contractions have stopped”

“What happens next?”

Cathy looked at him “Next comes the pushing”

“Elong births are lot...faster than this”

“You're a bird race, you have it easy” she laughed. Then started panting. “Here it comes! Get between my legs!!”

Depit obeyed and cathy spread herself and Depit froze.

“What do I do?”

“Catch!”

“Catch?”

Cathy burst into laughter “I'm kidding, just guide it out”

Depit got ready and Cathy screamed again, this time louder and so much Depit thoughtt he walls were shaking.

“I can see the egg”

“IT'S NOT AN EGG IT'S A FUCKING HEAD!! WE DON'T LAY FUCKING EGGS!!!”

“WHAT!!! HOW THE...I'M SORRY...BY CREATION WHAT THE.....!” he screamed as the head appeared.

Cathy started breathing again and moved her hand to feel where the baby was “okay, one more” she positioned herself and Depit put his hands by the baby's head and Cathy pushed with every ounce of her remaining strength and it fell into Depits arms.

After the baby began crying he handed it to Cathy who wrapped it up in her jacket and cradled it.

“It's a boy” she said.

“No wonder your race is so tough, you endure coming into the world like that and are willingly go through it to bring one of your own into the world”

“And we do it over and over again, I'll be doing at least two more times I think” she laughed “What did you say your name was again?”

“Depit, my name is Depit”

Cathy smiled and looked down at her son “Do you mind if I call my son Depit?”

Depit's eyes nearly shot out of his head, for a child to bear ones name is a great honor among his people. “You would do me that honour?”

“Of course, you brought him into the world, well I did most of the work but still”

“Thankyou” he said smiling.

“Oh beware of the after birth”

“The what?” Depit said looking down just as it slumped down in front of him.

In the higher levels and completely unaware of the new addition to their family the Humans were having a friendly game of football with some of the Aliens when Captain Clerk called for a stop. Admiral Polt was with him and everyone could tell by their Captains face that something had happened.

“Men and woman of the 8th Human army” Clerk started “Approximately 16 hours ago the Benemar launched a full scale assault on Terra”

The air became heavy as if every Human and Alien had stopped breathing, no one spoke.

“The battle is still going on and all Human forces are being recalled to aid the defence force fighting there, our latest report says they have breached our outer defence net and are landing their troops. So get your stuff I want us ready to go yesterday!!”

The Humans didn't say anything and as a single mind dropped what they were doing and ran to their quarters and collected all their belongings and things they brought with them. The cargo hold that they had made their own was dismantled within 10 minutes, every Human was found and accounted for including Cathy and her new son Depit. Hesky was thrilled to see his son but annoyed that she named him something that reminded him of cesspit.

Within 2 hours the Humans were all loaded onto their own ships, they said a quick farewell to their Alien friends and set off for Terra.

The Benemar continued their assault, unaware that word had gotten out about their attack on Terra, unaware of the armada coming for them.

[booknerd405]

all the autumn asks of course

ily!!!

Autumn: What’s your favorite thing about Autumn?

I can wear my sweaters and coats and boots without dying from the heat but that’s pretty much it lol I prob would write more but im dead rn so..

Apples: What’s your favorite type of apple?

tbh I dont rly like apples cuz im allergic to the pollen on them so they destroy my throat 

Apple Cider: What’s your favorite seasonal drink?

does hot chocolate count? cuz if so, hot chocolate

Apple picking: if you could go anywhere, where would it be and why?

anywhere where I could see an aurora borealis would be nice, but rn I kinda just wanna be in bed with my puppy

Big sweaters: do you prefer the cold, warmth, or a perfect in-between?

perfect in-between

Bonfires: Do you prefer going out or staying in on a fall evening?

staying in!!!!! every evening!!!

Boots: Favorite pair of shoes/boots you own?

my knee high fake leather boots

Black Friday: what is one thing, if anything, you would sell your soul to earn?

yesterday I would've said nothing, but today I might seriously consider it for a better physics professor

Candles: What’s your favorite fall scent?

probably pumpkin spice but I'm not much of a fall scent gal

Caramel Apples: Favorite Halloween candy?

BUTTERFINGERSSSS

Cozy blankets: where do you feel the most safe and at home?

my bed, especially when Charlie is curled up at me feet

Chilly air: what’s your least favorite and favorite type of weather?

my favorite type of weather is the weather I'm having rn, which is brisk with a cold breeze but sunny so I still get warm in a super satisfying way

Corn mazes: do you have any secret talents/abilities?

I dont think so?? maybe zoning out my physis professor??

Fairs: have you ever been to a state fair?

nope

Flannel: How many blankets do you sleep with in the fall/winter?

usually I sleep with 2, a soft blanket and a comforter, but I'm in a triple dorm rn so I cant sleep nekked so its just 1 for now

Falling leaves: you’re stranded on a desert island and here’s the twist; what three things do you NOT bring with you?

1) textbooks

2) makeup

3) sandals

Fuzzy Socks: How do you spend a night in the fall?

chillin in my bed letting the cold air in and just watching youtube videos, crocheting, and petting my puppy

Halloween: Do you plan on going out for Halloween this year? And as what?

I dont know what events there are at school for Halloween?? and I'm pretty sure Halloween is on a tues this year so imma have a 9 am class the next day anyway???? but if I do go out I'm thinking I wear my usual black skinny jeans, knee high boots, and skeleton sweater, but with crazy sfx makeup that makes it look like my mouth is a gaping ripped hole a la glamngore’s speak no evil look

Haunted Houses: what’s your scariest memory? (if you don’t have one/don’t wanna talk about it, what’s your biggest fear?)

my biggest fears include but are not limited to: being crushed to death by rocks, failure, disappointing everyone who thinks I'm gonna do amazing things in life, being wrongly accused and convicted of a crime

Hay rides: if you could pick absolutely anything to be your form of transportation, what would it be?

I think itd be pretty cool to ride a huge bear around just cuz aesthetic but realistically apparition would be dope

Hot Chocolate: How do you make/order your hot chocolate?

I put the powder in one mug, then I take another cup and I heat up milk in the microwave, then I pour the hot milk into the cup with the powder in it and stir

Holding hands: do you believe in soul mates?

nah

Hot tea: when was the last time you kissed someone (if you haven’t had your first kiss, who would you like that first someone to be?)

I'm pretty sure it was over the summer when I was camping with my boys

Leaves: What’s your favorite color the leaves turn?

I like the tan color they turn when theyre dead and crunchy on the ground

Mini pumpkins: How do you decorate for fall/Halloween?

I dont decorate much but ive been eyeing a skeleton throw blanket recently lmao

Pumpkin: Do you carve a pumpkin  for Halloween?

I always wanted to as a kid but I never did, I think my dorm might do a pumpkin carving thing tho

Pumpkin Spice: Is pumpkin spice worth the hype?

nah (although ive never had a pumpkin spice frap so idk)

Pumpkin Pie: What’s your favorite autumnal dessert?

pumpkin pie

Rain: How do you spend a rainy day in?

if its cold rain, I crochet with my dog in my lap while watching Bo Burnham, but if its warm rain I run outside barefoot in a flowy dress and pretend I'm a fucking nymph

Sweaters: What’s your favorite sweater?

It’s a 3 way tie between the UCLA sweater I'm wearing rn, my high school symphony sweater, and my skeleton sweater

Scarves: What’s your favorite album to listen to in the fall?

I dont rly have a fall album but my study playlist is my fav cuz its rly chill 

Scarves: If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life what would it be?

see this is hard cuz then I have to find something comfy enough that I can wear all the time but that would also work for a job?? but I guess maybe my soft navy blue pants that are slightly more professional and comfy than jeans, a simple white t-shirt, and my navy blue blazer

Smelly candles: what’s your absolute favorite scent?

probably jasmine

Thanksgiving: what is something/someone you’re the most thankful for? any particular reason?

I'm rly thankful for my parents cuz meeting so many new ppl this past week from so many different backgrounds it reminded me how lucky I am to have the parents that I have

The color orange: do you have a specific song that reminds you of autumn? what is it?

I dont have a specific song that I can think of but my rainy day playlist on Spotify is perfect for fall

Wool socks: what’s something you look forward to in fall?

Halloween and thanksgiving break

Windy nights: if you could go to any concert whose would it be?

probably id just go to another panic concert but maybe frank ocean?