#im EXTREMELY NORMAL about these fucking british fucks

[astro-moon-babies]

beatles top loader decoration!! ft. stickers by miad oomf @saltingcircle on insta!!!

[gofishygo]

mito mito mito hihi 😋

i’ve been having some thoughts n i felt like sharing w the class newayssss

so i was having bubble tea earlier and i started thinking,,,,what cod characters would like it? i feel like price def wouldn’t,,simon wouldn’t mind it but he does def think its too sweet and proper tea is superior and blah blah blah (i acc don’t know im kinda divided on that like i hc him as a sweet tooth but bubble tea,,,ehhh i feel like he wouldn’t like it all that much like he’d be all grumbly about it,,, idfk

johnny and gaz i think would like it lots ,,

i also think alex wouldn’t like it abd farah would (i js like hc farah as this secret softie ok leave me alone 😞)

but THAT got me thinking,,,, what other food preferences would they have ?? i think gaz would rlly like sushi (saw a fan art of him on a sushi date w the reader and i forgot who made it but ):$/:)/&!:!!!!! it was so cute) and i also think gaz would handle spicy food well ?? and he would like seafood in general methinks (tryna think of some select seafood items he wouldn’t like but im drawing a blank bc im vegetarian shusbssjnsuen)

idrk ab simon and johnny and price,,,,,,out of them 3, i feel like simon or johnny would have the biggest sweet tooth (they’re on like completely dif ends of the spectrum character wise but shh i js know it) but they all eat A SHIT TON like the food could be burned or too salty or smth but if they’ve js come back from a mission then they’re eating that shit UP. and asking for seconds. and thirds. they would still give u food feedback if it’s some other day tho

also johnny is extremely passionate about haggis. no i have never tried it yes i js know he is ok moving on

KONIGGGG hmmmm,,,, i have no fucking idea lmao i think? a lot of german cusine involves bread and stuff,,,so……………i think he’d have rlly bland meals idk

i’ve been rlly into keegan lately but i cant come up w anything for him aaaa

also gaz would be the only one who knows how to use chopsticks. the others would learn fast being in the military and all but gaz and chopstick skills js make sense???

ANYWAY im soso sry for rambling sm lmao this is a lot of words,,,,,and this isn’t a req by any means !!! js needed to hear ur thoughts bc food is js calling to me like “ok but would blank character like this” like. urgh. ok im done now i think but yeah food preferences for cod characters of ur choice

ALSO !!! THE IOS SHARK STICKERS REMIND ME OF U,,,,,look at them$:!!;&:!3 OK IM ACC DONE NOW BYE BEY MITO HIPE U DONT FALL ASLEPE READING ALL THAT

AHHH hi weebun !! ^^ i was literally having bubble tea with my sister like a few hours ago and when i checked the inbox n saw this i BOLTED !! sorry for never responding to this, i forgot inbox existed..,

notes: shittily wrote as this as a warmup/just general yap :> sorry for messiness and incoordination.., platonic, no warnings !! unless ur lactose intolerant idk

so you'll be jus chillin w the 141 on base and then say something like "boba is absolute gas shits better than normal tea" and of course, since the majority of the taskforce is british, you get absolutely fucking jumped for it. like- keep in mind, you say this price, the NUMBER ONE TEA AND BISCUTS DEFENDER, so you do end up getting toilet duty for a week with the explanation of 'uncordial behaviour.'

but after your deployment, you are the one to arrange where the 141 meet up. it's a little ritual you guys have developed to stay connected in between missions, one that makes your friendship seem a bit more real. sometimes the only thing that keeps your eyes open and heart pumping. and since you're an absolute fucking menace, you ask if you can meet around the heart of london- and then drag them all into the nearest bubble tea store you can.

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price... doesn't end up liking it. takes a total of two sips, nearly chokes on the pearls, and then sets the cup down. he claims he's been around long enough to know that this- like many other foods, is probably some 'trendy millennial bullshit that'll disappear in a solid few', but that doesn't help ease the insane side eye that he gets from the cashier.

but to your surprise, ghost seems somewhat okay with it. his face doesnt really change (from what you can tell- his mouth is still hidden due to some face mask he put on), but he seems neutral, relaxed, even. he mutters something along the lines of how it isn't too bad, but it doesn't beat a cuppa- to which you chose to ignore, and how he'll probably just stick to having an earl grey in the mornings. but a few months later, you catch him at the same boba store, and you cant help but giggle to yourself.

soap fucking inhales the drink. its genuinely concerning, to say the very least. he seems to like.. unhinge his jaw like some kind of snake, and then inhales the whole drink in what you think is a millisecond. and since he's the only scotsman on the team- thinks the whole 'tea n biscuits' ritual his colleagues have is utter stupidity, so not only does he now FREQUENTLY drink boba because he likes it- he also drinks out of utter spite.

gaz is the only one with a seemingly respectable opinion about boba, unfortunately. he's had it before, multiple times- it appeals to his sweet tooth and is the occasional treat after long missions. but unlike you, gaz does not value peace, and seems to keep egging soap on in chugging unreasonable amounts of the drink. (and he doesnt mention it, as he does not want to face the same punishment as you did, but he thinks that bubble tea is sometimes, just sometimes better than his cuppa.)

masterlist (some of my other stuff is better promise)

[plaguethewaters]

HUMAN BENCH!!! i have had a little tiny teensy reincarnation au in the back of my mind for AGES, and there are the Bois in that!

More details under the cut as always :)

It's based in italy because i also am and i do Not know nearly enough about american nor british hg to bullshit it effectively - Ranboo goes to a classical, clingy to Normal Scientific (tubbo despises latin but he suffers through it because he thinks its needed) (ranboo has to fight tooth and nail every single day for his memory problem accomodations to be respected). The schools are joined, they share a principal, a courtyard and, most importantly, institute representatives: our boys tubbo and ranboo.

The story is actually Very long and im not gonna bore everyone with it dm me if interested or send an ask i would die (positively) fr but be assured that it includes a whole lot of Reveals, remembering your past life in the worst moments, ALIVE SALLy (and human as well), Actual Furry Fundy, school rivalries and blackmail! (aloong with a extremely dramatic school prom callout). I love my little disney channel movie ass au theyre so dumb and have absolutely no real problems.

Fun fact to send you off: some of the things they wear in this illustration are accomodation to make their bodies feel closer to their old ones! ranboo has platforms - even though hes already fuckall tall - and fake ears absolutley covered in piercings. Tubbo wearns weighted fake horns and compression glloves - on the hand that he lost with his execution Last Time. Tommy weats a weighted belt to resemble his raccoon tail and a backpack to mimic the weight of his wings - he had gotten used to missing the weight after they got cut in exile, but he figures that he can do whatever the fuck he wants in a safe world and he likes the pressure on his shoulders.

[ayyyyysexual]

suggestion as someone who knows the Bare Minimum about slay the princess, hear me out:

gempearl au?

I wrote all this ages ago and it was just sat in my drafts for forever so here y'all go:

Oh my god glow dont make me think about this bc ill actually start going feral.

THE LOOPING COULD BE SO INTERESTING WITH GEM'S CANONICAL DIMENSION HOPPING...

Okay. Okay. In depth thoughtd below the cut but it will be both 1. Spoilery 2. Lowkey incomprehensible if you dont know much about the game LMAO

First off, I think Cleo would be the narrator. Why, you ask? Because its MY au and I get to put my blorbos where i want. But if im being fr then its bc she has i think the perfect combo of exhausted britishness, willingness to manipulate and lie, and overall just the Vibe to fit the narrator. Bonus points if they're a fractured version of time witch cleo from WCSMP.

And then... THE VOICES. THIS IS WHAT I IMMEDIATELY SNAG ON. Would the voices be different people, or potentially just alternate versions of Gem? Also yes ive decided gem is the protag and pearl is the princess but thats bc my original knee jerk reaction was "gem is the princess (esmp2 gem was a fave) and pearl is the hero" but then i thought harder and went waittt i love shapeshifter pearl and dimension hopper gem. I can work with that.

Anyway yeah im thinking different people for the voices, but I'd probably give gem her own internal dialogue alongside it bc it'd be less interesting if she was just the vehicle for the plot in this au. I'll probably have her be both the actual 'hero' character and voice of the hero, for simplicity.

The first ones to come to mind are false as the voice of the paranoid, because she is my #1 paranoia rep i love her, and grian as voice of the contrarian bc he fucking would.

Potentially joel as voice of the cheated, or stubborn? If we do bring wcsmp elements in then prismarina would make a great voice of the cheated too LMAO. So, Joel for voice of the stubborn

Scar is Very voice of the opportunist. And obviously the witch is double life pearl. Which is so perfect?? Like goddamn???? Especially bc i love dl sunflower duo. AND THE INTERNAL DIALOGUE VIBE WOULD BE ALMOST LIKE IF GEM AND SCAR WERE ALLIED AGAINST PEARL AT THE END OF SECRET LIFE

Broken is hard to pick a voice for, maybe mumbo? but the tower would Definitely lean into Santa Perla and the farmer god esmp2 stuff. I could see him being like "oh well it would probably be for the best if we just listen to the giant god lady who could crush us, right?"

Hunted... I was unsure for a while but maybe Shrub? Wolf spirit shrub would be rlly fun for that. And ig the beast would be some form of alien s9 pearl? OR we could lean into the more monstery salmon/siren/merfolk s10 pearl stuff

Cold could be Cub, i dont know much about him but he seems very chill and pragmatic enough for me to push to the extreme here

Skeptic... My mind has gone entirely blank for this one... ETHO MAYBE i can see etho for this. I have no idea what pearl version would work for the prisoner though

Smitten....... maybe shelby? Specifically great witch Shelby. Idk i think her whole vibe around katherine could be translated into what we need here. plus i love giving crumbs to yuri rarepairs- OR i could lean into santa perla again here and have it as sausage kinda worshipping an idealised person of the past pearl he loved (though not romantically, to me at least), which could work for a damsel variant?

anyway i dont wanna get Super into the major spoilers for stp so i wont elaborate much further, but goddd im so normal about this concept

[takami-takami]

Nosferatu spoilers. Necrophilia. Emeto

Okay.

Um.

Okay.

Watched nosferatu.

Speechless.

I was going to write a post about how this is the worst movie ive ever seen. Like. For the first hour 50 minutes or so. I genuinely did not know if the movie was supposed to be serious or not like i couldnt figure it out genuinely.

Um. Okay. Last 20 minutes. Unm.

Okay. I was ACTUALLY gagging like i literally dry heaved. I looked like this the entire time except with my hands over my face in real life sinking into my chair

Original analysis:

This film Insists on itself. Like the actual tiktok audio. Okay like i get what theyre saying about sin and sex and death and the repression and all that but do i need to watch everyone sucking and fucking each other for an hour to get that. Uhm.

Yeah. The dialogue was not great. It was extremely corny. "You're telling me we have a DEVIL amongst us!? I shall not hear such tales of GHOSTS" type shit.

I. Liked the pigeon. Then they killed the pigeon.

Why is everyone moaning and breathing so much WE GET IT!!!! WE GET IT!!!!!!!! CANNIBALISM AS DEVOTION IS SO TIRED. Why was everyone VOMITING so much like you only need One good vomit scene to really hit.

It was so. Overdone. And like. Artsy. And it kept badgering the same point home. One-note. Could thomas have been shown as scared without being at 100 the entire time?

And I was cringing. Basically. But maybe that because olde british is inherently cringeworthy.

After the necrophiliac scene the movie took a DRASTIC turn and I was literally gagging and not in the Gagged💞🌟 way i mean ACTUALLY GAGGING and dry heaving. My mouth was open the whole time and I was cringing for an entirely different reason. It genuinely became so actually horrific that I was like in actual shock. Which is why i am so speechless rn.

I think i... I think i hated it?

Like, okay, i said this on my side account but nosferatu WISHES he had what old georgie from cloud atlas had. I think part of me selfishly wishes that nosferatu (the character) was actually erotic in some way like old georgie was? But honestly kudos to the director for making someone with a demon kink who has had a thing for fictional iterations of the devil forever actually grossed out by it. Like they genuinely made him AS unfuckable as possible. Which is fair.

Um. The necrophilia scene actually changed my analysis of the movie cuz the rest of the film was like, trying to be symbolic in its meaning too hard. But that scene wasnt.

When they started arguing and then fucked in the middle of it out of nowhere when talking abt nosferatu i almost rolled my eyes like okay whatever man. Ew. We get it.

But i was liveblogging this on bsky and was like "freidrich my beloved the only normal character in this movie" and then the NECROPHILIAC SCENE. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FYCK

I genuinely think this was one of the worst movies ive ever seen UNTIL the climax to ending of the movie in which I am so baffled and confused that I am speechless. I still think it was one of the worst movies ive ever seen? I think????? Im not sure.

[thespianinthebackcorner]

Collab Fics: Highlights from the Notes, Part 1

so if you're new around here me and my nontumblr friend Zhelday make collaboration fics between our fandoms. One's up on Ao3 already (The Alliance of Misfits, Genshin/Star Wars Bad Batch). But we've got more. And we talk to each other a lot in the notes for each one as we figure stuff out. So, I decided to grab some quotes from those notes and post them out of context. Part one? A fic still in the works, Splatoon x Red Dwarf. Yeah. Yeah I know it sounds weird. But here we go! Zhel types in blue, I type in purple. We are extremely normal.

TARTAR WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE

Oh no no noooooohahahahaha Cal's gonna have a fun time with him. Get sniped. Actually before he even tried he's gonna be getting a Dynamo to the back of the kneecaps

the less said about those fish the better. OH SHIT

Salad cream?

Can I do an Only One Bed with Lister and Rimmer? Please?? HAHAA

Fuck I need a good insult gimme a minute.

She has information from the SAUCE

Milord these are teenagers

Rimmer's probably gonna shit himself

spaltoon

They talk the same way except Kryten is British

CONSULT THE HOLLY WATCH

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 no.

Where The Hell Is This Apartment Building

Gsbaerporgbfaebksfnsrgejwrbsdgmkl;mfae

Also my mouse isn't working so bear with me

Ok turns out only one of my usb drives is using which means i either use my USB with the draft on it or use my mouse. Not good ew fine. Im so bad at using a computer im actually not sure where the reboot button on this one is help. I dont have a menu in the bottom right corner. Im not using a school laptop the windows 11 layout is different i figure I'm just struggling

ONE TWO SEVEN 3 DOWN TO ROCKEFELLER STREET hell yea its workin again.

Okay that was a throwback but I'm getting you now.

Fax machine lmaooooo

Although I guess Cat isn't really an advantage.

Literal forehead smack

Kryten's the soccer mom.

No wonder Jaymoji carried.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOUVE GIVEN ME THE BEST OPPORTUNITY EVER. ITS SPECIAL TIME BITCHHH

if youre wondering if i am cheating i am not the test is done

Like excuse me that's gay as hell

Can the reason just be "because i dont like you"

YoU bRoKe tThE NoTeS DoC!

we basically made a TARDIS.

So we made a busted TARDIS without a soul. Wonderful.

Surely rimmer's not scared of a fish.

the Gang is abusing using Cal's scope from his weapon to spy on them.

Both groups take at least ten minutes to quit making out

HOW DARE YOU. >:(

Anemone's not there lol lmaoo Shit

Also Europe is just gone.

[cursedalthoughts]

i am far too drunk (as in, barely drunk) to elaborate on this but the other day i thought about a gameplay system that would expand the priority research gameplay a lot by adding parallel/extra PRs based on WoWs ships and, yeah, i want it.

basically, if you research one of the PRs, you get access to a massive boosting/discount on the price of an equivalent PR. as a practical example, let's say you develop Monarch. well, now you get access to Hawke, the British tier 8 BC.

or, let's say you develop Marco Polo. now you have access to develop her sistership Guiseppe Verdi at an extremely cheap cost. or Georgia, now you get to develop Kearsarge, Delaware or Illinois at a cheap as fuck price.

im saying something like, a normal DR like Drake or FdG would cost around 3.5M EXP but their parallel PR would cost less than 1M EXP to research.

again, this is a random idea that would never get implemented simply because hiring artists is expensive, and getting the license from Wargaming also would be expensive. but a man can dream.

[fatherimperatoris]

This is a massive post abouuuuttttttt

Mpmfnafau!!!!

Mpmfnafau is my personal fnaf au that ive been working on for fucking YEARs now, so hopefully this will be a good enough introduction to the au.

Lets start of simple, whats the au about?:

Mpmfnafau is a darker, more depressing, and scifi take on the fnaf story, taking alot of inspiration from awesome au's such as Industrial paradise, aswell as the fnaf novels, games, and more. The au dosent have a true protagonist, however michael is my go too default, meanwhile the antagonist is ofcourse william afton. I guess now it would make sense to go through some of the characters now, introduce the big faces in the au. Lets start with our villain shall we?

-WILLIAM AFTON/DAVE MILLER-

William afton is a British/russian born immigrant to the united states of america, he was born sometime in the 20s, and grew up in a very wealthy family. He is 6'7", 375 pounds, and very, very wealthy. William afton is well known for his work in the weapons industry, aswell as his company, "Afton robotics"'s involvement with the entertainment company "fazbear entertainment". William is an extremely narcissistic, violent, psychopathic man, who holds a huge god complex, seeing him and his family superior to almost everyone else. His expensive tastes are felt just by looking at his gold rings, gold tooth implants, fancy cigars, and tailor made attire, making him stand out amongst the crowd of other wealthy men and women.

As dave, he retains most of what was mentioned before, however hes almost become more feral in a sense, due to his davr persona being created after he lost everything. As dave, he works at the hurricane police department, and is assigned to guard the fazbear location in their town, something he takes great joy in doing.

William as a whole is a bloodthirsty psychopath, who feels he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

-HENRY EMILY-

Henry emily was born in the late 1930s, in rome, italy. He is an italian immigrant to america, and has a sister named laura. He is 5'11, and 142 pounds. William took intrest in henry after meeting him in a bar, due to his revolutionary knowledge and concepts for machinery and robotics, something william wanted to use to his advantage. Henry was a well known alchoholic and drug addict, due to his almost unbearable depression, causing him to come to william for comfort, viewing him as a possibly friend. Henry loaned money from william to create fazbear entertainment, and created the first freadbears, a shocking hit for henry.

Henry had 2 children, charlie and sammy, and a wife, who is uknown. His wife devorced him and took sammy after an argument henry and her had, keaving henry a single father taking care of charlie. This was also rough for him, causing him to delve deeper into drinking to cure his sadness, whilst also burying his head in work to keep his mind from wandering.

He is honestly a sad, sad man, and is almost the complete opposite of william, suprisingly.

-MICHAEL AFTON-

Michael afton was born in 1963, to william afton and laura emily/afton. Michael is 6'3, and 245 pounds, being an exponentially muscular young man.

Michael is quite sociopathic, almost being like his father in many diffrent ways. He happens to have a really bad temper, and has alot of hatred towards the world. Him and his father have a horrible, rocky relationship, meanwhile michael is closer more to his mother, and uncle henry.

After getting scooped in afton robotics, michael dedicates his life to hunting his father down with henry, and is reserved as a gross, purple rotting body, walking due to remnant he was forced to inject in his system.

Michael isnt exactly a good person, however hes one of our only heros in mpmfnafau, so we do have to root for him.

There ofcourse are many, MANY more characters im leaving out for now, but those 3 can be considered the main, main characters.

-AFTON ROBOTICS AND REMNANT-

In mpmfnafau, afton robotics appears to just be a robotics company/factory that produces machines, and other such products, however under the surface is a deep, dark secret held by the company, that, sadly, would never come to light.

Afton robotics whilst appearing normal, was in actuality, a cult dedicated to william afton himself, and his discovery of remnant, the nickname he gave to the supernatural matter that made up a human soul, and using this discovery, claimed he had the cure for mortality, the cult, worships william, and belives in undeath, creating machines as a front to hide their true intentions, which was abolishing death completely.

The ramnant substance is a orange glowing liquid, it looks thick like jelly, yet has the same density as water, giving it an almost uncanny look. Remnant kept a user alive, by forcing mass onto the soul, in turn, making it unable to leave the bost body until completely destroyed.

However, too much remnant could not be consumed, otherwise your soul would overload, and practically shatter, causing you to die a horrible, horrible death.

I could go on and on, but for now, you all have the basics to get started with mpmfnafau, please, if you enjoyed this, share this around, ask questions, any engagement is good. Thanks guys! ❤

[ursifors]

ah fallout au no one asked for... i am sick  so idk if i missed anyone but yeah

jeremy - vault dweller, there are many vaults tho and i definitely wouldn’t put him in 111 because im not about to fridge kat, so i think he’d be like some normal vault like 81, free to come and go as he pleases. i would make him a supermutant because i think it’d be funny but also he’s so short and i refuse to sacrifice that even for comedy. he’s also from boston so i think having him be from a location in fallout 4 simply makes sense.

lindsay - ghoul, but i think also like a very moira character? but more genuine and in-touch. bc everyone fucking hates moira but i think lindsay being a ghoul but having that like ALRIGHTY!! :D attitude suits them. they probably were turned into a ghoul post-war, i’d say very new, only like 50 years or so old, born and raised in the wasteland.

michael - wastelander, he doesn’t have time for bullshit and isn’t wet behind the ears like a vault dweller would be. leads a simple life and keeps to himself mostly, probably runs a shop with lindsay? but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a suit of power armor and will crush a raider with his bare hands if he has to.

gavin - also a vault dweller, because i can’t explain any other reason for his accent other than a vault with british people in it FOR SOME REASON??? vault 76 seems good bc of the lore, i can see him being from parents who were very smart bc he is extremely smart, and i think it would be funny to see him try to boast about this and michael just hit him with something and tell him he talks funny.

jack / geoff / fiona - farmers, DUH. i see jack having a spot like abernathy farm, where i can also see geoff and fiona living, where they all just grow tatos and raise brahmin in their peaceful little corner of the wasteland. though fiona is always getting into trouble and exploring on her own.

matt / trevor - they’d be like some wastelanders who have holed up in a bunker and built elaborate traps and have protectrons patrolling and turrets, the whole 9 yards. everything is security locked via terminals. jeremy befriends them by seeing their traps and instead of falling into them or disabling them, using them to trap and kill nearby ferals to conserve ammo, impressing them in the process.

alfredo - fredo seems like such a weird sidequest character like that guy who gives you reba ii who lives alone in a house in an abandoned town infested with mirelurks. like alfredo is just amusing himself sniping bugs and ferals and any passing enemy from the roof of a house.

ify - ify is sensible and would live in a settlement, i can see him being a smart trader and very capable. maybe owning an arms store? which is where he would meet michael (and most of the others) when they come to buy guns from him. but he’s like the kind of person who like, would have you do a quest and then you can have him as a follower. 

[wolvesrain]

okay. some of this is a little outdated but here you go.

are a man who reads berserk, think guts would support you being mean (he wouldn't), you say mean things about dimitri from fire emblem, listen to 100 gecs, say "im baby" about yourself, british, beatles fans, post about call of duty yaoi, top gun fans, marvel fans, genshin fans, over 5'5", cilantro haters, main blasters in splatoon 2, bts fans, have ever killed me in splatoon (i hate you), don't like shinee (my friend loves them), have the same middle name(s) as me, genshin twink deniers, hate sephiroth, straight male au ra players, anyone i have played ffxiv with who is not my friend, anyone i have ever progged p3s in party finder with, are mean to people and think hello kitty would like you, you misuse the word himbo constantly, don't realize that czechoslovakia isn't a place anymore, have ever mistakenly called venom big boss, yakuza 3 hater, obsessed with griffith and doesn't care about casca (you must make at least one post about/including casca per every 3 griffith posts), have ever had a griffith icon, call any fictional women who isn't extremely feminine butch or masc and thinks actual butches are scary, tiktok users (except my friends), think yoshi p is going to love you back, make character genderbends where you change their entire appearance and gender expression, you think ogata has sex (no one wants to fuck him), you think ogata isn't gay, you dislike kiroranke, jjk fans, you kindate as nana characters, persona fans, burahkovsky shippers (unless you're normal about it), akiangel shippers. and geminis born in june i think you're toxic but you may interact with me anyways.

anyone wanna see the fake dni i made like 4 years ago (and have since edited)

[hhawkeye]

Since you posted about it the other day, what are you thoughts on what makes either 1) an ideal museum (the institution) or 2) an ideal museum day (the overall experience)

OH BOY!!!!!!

so 1. an ideal museum contains a lot of engaging materials for various age ranges and knowledge levels, a lot of places will do this in the form of yknow “dress as x historical figure!” “touch here to feel a dinosaurs scales!” all the way through to things like “here is a computer with more in depth information, spend an hour diving deep into the subject why not” which i think is very important no matter what subject is being presented, if you can make the audience engage with the exhibits they will come away remembering more an wanting to come back. SECONDLY a good museum HAS to be transparent about where their collections are from, why they have these pieces, and what benefits it presents having the Real Actual Thing rather than yknow a replica or 3d scanned version. this is esp hard in places like the british museum which as we all know is literally overflowing with items stolen from various people and cultures and countries in the name of Education and Advancement and all those other words for imperialism. it fucking sucks and obviously im under no illusion that they will ever do this (see: the parthenon marbles where they give out actual pamphlets that basically say “hey we know these are controversial but we totally own them legally so :// go cry about it lol”) but i think its. extremely important and actually can provide a better insight into museums themselves and how they operate!! these items being stolen is part of their history and should be discussed bc it provides even more context! actually adding onto that i think more museums should have sections dedicated to things like How X Field Works such as palaeontology, archeology, anthropology etc and give more context for how researchers come to the conclusions that they do! i think academia in general should be more accessible and i know a lot of museums do have talks and ask the x events etc but i think a more permanent space dedicated to this would benefit everyone a lot more. this is all very geared towards like, history museums bc they are my favourites but a lot of what im saying can apply to most kinds of museums. ALSO: big one: digitising their content!! i know a lot of places are doing this and it takes forever but i think it should def be a priority esp considering the state of the world and how yknow. its been a year since museums were a normal thing for most people. digitising content, esp content that isnt normally on view, is really important and makes these things accessible for everyone!!! OH ALSO i didnt mention this at first bc i thought it was a given but im gonna say it: accessibility!!!!! not just in terms of disabled access although that is SO important, but also for people who speak different languages, presenting things in simple terms without too much scientific jargon, having plenty of stops and places to just Sit for a while, etc, is so so so important

ok i rambled on about that way too much and really only skimmed the very surface but like. you know.

AN IDEAL DAY AT THE MUSEUM WITH JAMES is as follows: if its a Big museum we get there before doors open so we can stand in line and be part of the first group to go in (we have breakfast while standing in line outside), we get a map but dont really make A Plan other than “ok this section next” and we move from room to room at our own pace, we dont always have to be within arms reach of one another but if we are going to be separated we have to let each other know and make sure we have our phones to hand so that nobody worries about getting lost. taking pictures is encouraged and so is reading over each others shoulder and sometimes making jokes about something, but in a quiet way because even though museums are Not libraries we are not here to be disruptive!!! usually theres one section im extra excited about and will spend way more time than i should in there. if we have to stop for lunch it is ideally a sandwich or some such consumed in the overpriced cafe inside the museum. if that is not an option then lunch is not an option for me. whoever is with me can feel free to go get lunch elsewhere but i Will be staying in the museum. also not to be self absorbed and vain but whoever is with me better be taking pics of me looking at everything<3 before our visit i will have checked if there are any interesting talks or events happening and i will have noted these down, sometimes i will go but sometimes i realise i have spent too much time in one area and have to speed up to stay on track to make it through the entire building before closing time so i will unfortunately have to skip the talk. if theres anything ive missed i Will force us to come back the next day (or on a later date which i have scheduled into the trip specifically so that we can revisit the museums we really enjoyed or the sections we missed) THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR THE GIFT SHOP i will do the penny press thing if there is one available and i Will spend far too much money on something that i found interesting that day but will likely not really look at when i get home. we do not leave the museum until closing time. we go get dinner and discuss all the things we saw and what our favourite parts were. whoever im with likely hates me now but i will continue forcing them to do this with me for the length of the trip and they had been warned about this in advance so really its not my fault

THANK YOU FOR THE MESSAGE im sorry it was so long

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Heya! Can I please get a Crusader matchup? I’m 5’7 and have short brown hair and blue-grey eyes I’m also pretty curvy and a heterosexual female. My personality is very stubborn and independent I don’t like new people and it takes a lot to gain my trust but, when it’s me and my friends I’m really extroverted and hyper however I usually chill out quick I am extremely aggressive to people and have gotten into plenty of fights im more on the protective side when it comes to my friends. I really love animals and want to open a wildlife refuge when I’m older. I’m also really into music and love singing and I’m pretty athletic (I took taekwondo tennis and soccer so I’m strong boi) I’m pretty shy when it comes to affection I prefer it to be private and if it is in public it’s maybe a kiss on the cheek or holding hands that’s about it however I’m private I’m pretty much down for cuddles,kisses,hugs,whatever honesty it takes a second for me to initiate tho as I get flustered pretty easy however besides the blush you can’t really tell. I HAVE RESTING BITCH FACE SYNDROME bro people tell me why are you so pissed off and I’m like what I’m fine and they go oh ya look like your plotting a murder but okay. I have anxiety and depression even though I put on a confident and happy extrovert personality I’m honestly sitting there like “ahhh I’m so awkward,do they hate me,what if I offend them,did I do something,why did they look at me like that,am I mistake,did I fuck up” and when the day ends I lock myself away and just cry because I’m not normal (GOD THAT GOT DEPRESSING QUICK CHILE ANYWAYS) ummmm yeah that’s abt me ig I’d prefer a crusader matchup (not oldseph tho I love him but- I’d be uncomfortable reading a romantic thing abt him) acK I’m sorry if this is any trouble for you 

No problem at all! I’ve been pretty bored during quarantine, and I love writing for jjba characters.

I match you with...

JOTARO!

I really felt this one, but this feels perfect. He needs a person like you.

He gets aggressive too, not to worry. he understands perfectly well, he’d like to think he could get along with people, but he gets that he doesn’t really. If you can talk, that’s good, if you don’t want to, it’s okay. He can speak his mind. It’s more important to him for you to feel comfortable. Also p.s. This man lives for curves. He finds it super attractive. It looks like you are mature, and Jotaro likes his partner to not be childish and careless, plus it also shows some kind of maternal nature. He likes that you like animals too, he loves sea life and finds it fascinating. He likes how comforting animals can be. Music is cool too, he doesn’t have much of an opinion on it though. But his mother used to sing to him British, Italian and American lullabies so he loves it if you would sing for him. It makes him feel safe and secure, like he is in his mother’s embrace. Athletic is good to, if you can keep yourself fit it mean he has less to worry about. Jotaro is not a PDA in public, he might indulge in some in private but anything out of a quick peck, it’s a no. He doesn’t blush easily, he’s good at hiding emotions, well, around girls he doesn't like, but that’s changed a bit. If he sees you  turning red, expect him to pull back his hat and say that classic catchphrase. Resting bitch face? Look at him. Like he doesn't have one too. He is going to be there as much as he can for anxiety and depression, he really, really understands. He’s been through a lot. He’ll pull you into his side and wrap his jacket around you. It’s pretty warm and soft in there. It can make you feel really safe, especially since it’s Jotaro, no person would hurt you here. If you feel awkward or like you did something wrong, be honest with him, he is very intelligent but has a hard time reading emotions. He wants to help, just tell him when and how he can.

[scottspack]

Over a week ago @progmetallesbian created the “Top Ten Niche Interests” tag game and tagged me in it and ive been meaning to do it ever since!!! My lovely wife @got2ghost tagged me in it again today so it’s finally happening:

TOP TEN NICHE INTERESTS

As a preface, ive seen a lot of these from other people and you all have wonderful, very niche interests (ex: amy & chi) and it made me feel like a lame normie when i started thinking about my interests bc apparently im not into anything THAT niche, so these are the things that to me are personally niche and to everyone else are probably just normal things

1. TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC: there’s a long unimportant story to how my dad and i became spurs fans but the fact of the matter is that we’ve been following spurs soccer for three years now and it’s an interest i literally ONLY get to talk about with my dad because i have about two (2) friends who are interested in soccer and zero (0) of them watch the EPL. it’s hilarious to me that what is probably my personally most niche interest is the one that is shared by the vast majority of the world. such is the life of being a soccer fan in america :(

2. THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TRILOGY: this is an old niche and another one that isnt that niche at all but one i feel compelled to include because when i tell you that i was obsessed with this trilogy in elementary school, obsessed is not nearly a strong enough word. i watched all three movies so often that i broke about 2 sets of dvds per movie. i know every possible piece of trivia about these movies. i had every piece of merch from claire’s and hot topic that it was possible to own. my friend and i read about 500 different books on pirates. we called orlando bloom “orly”. i could go on. potc was probably the only thing ive ever been legitimately “hyper-fixated” on and i will defend all three of those movies until i die!!!! if you’ve ever said “i liked the second two but i just couldnt follow the plot” please let me know and i will be happy to explain it to you in excruciating detail!

3. SOLO THRU-HIKE BLOG POSTS: this one i feel can actually count as niche! i fucking love reading blog posts from professional hikers who do crazy long solo thru-hikes. the lewis and clark trail, the appalachian trail, and the te araroa trail in new zealand are some of my favorite to read posts about, but ill read about any solo thru-hikes because i think its fucking bonkers and interesting and complex and inspiring and i hope to never ever do one in my entire life!

4. R/PARANORMAL: i have no reddit experience, i dont have an account, and i never want to actively engage in the reddit community. BUT. i fucking love ghosts and the paranormal so r/paranormal is a treasure trove for fun ghost stories and i read it pretty regularly! a lot of them are silly as youd expect but every now and then there are some really good ones that scare the shit out of me

5. HISTORICAL DRESS YOUTUBERS: it started with bernadette banner and once i had watched pretty much every single video she ever made, i started watching her friend’s channels, and then their friend’s channels. i have no interest in ever dressing historically, i dont really care about fashion, and i will never make my own clothes, but goddamn it if it isnt extremely fun and interesting to watch how passionate these ladies are about their specific niche time period of historical clothing! the talent! the history! its amazing! 

6. INSTAGRAM PINUP MODELS: i honestly cant remember how i stumbled into this world but there is an entire community of classic “pinup” models on instagram who have the most beautiful and creative looks ive ever seen and i now follow like 15 of them and am obsessed with watching them do their hair and makeup 

7. THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO (2002): this is the greatest film adaption of a book, the greatest period piece, and the greatest piece of cinema ever created by human kind. im not interested in debating, i just know that im right.

8. ENDLESS OCEAN: endless ocean was a game i owned on the wii as a preteen that i played for like a year and has been living in my head rent free ever since. you play as a scuba diver in the great barrier reef and all you do is go diving and catalog fish for your conservation team. thats it. that’s the entire game. and playing it was the happiest ive ever been in my life!

9. BANDS FC: there’s a guy on twitter who combines bands and soccer clubs to create new logos. ive been following him forever and its one of my favorite things on the internet!!! he puts a ton of time and research into his designs and they’re all so good. fun fact, he’s also a gay ally and once went to battle against british footie homophobes! a true king!

10. CHRISTIAN MYTHOLOGY: idk if it counts as niche if i blog about it on the regular but i have a deep deep love for the aesthetics, stories, and legacies of christianity. i grew up non-denominational christian but have always been (prepare for cringe) a spiritual person, so i have a huge appreciation for all religions! but obviously christianity is fairly ubiquitous in america and the only religion i have any claim to, so it’s a big interest of mine to explore christian mythology and the ways it’s shaped human history

im going to tag @wolfbuddy @eremji @curlytemple and @significationary if yall are interested!

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a collection of us

this is NOT edited and im sorry whoops!! but i hope yall enjoy! theres no warnings for this bc its all fluff :’)

A collection of adorably soft moments from the Holland household (as seen by Y/N, Tom, and others)

[person A and person B pressing their faces together sleepily, not even kissing, just resting their foreheads together, noses brushing, breathing each other in.]

The day was no longer upon her, the sun was far away now. The window next to her was opened, the moonlight and wind creeping in. It was late, far too late for her. Normally, she’d be fast asleep dreaming about the day her pretty boy would be back. Why was she still up? Well, today was that day; today was the day her handsome boy would be coming back. She would finally smell his gorgeous smell again, hear his pretty laugh, look into those pretty brown eyes she loved so much. 

It was hell being without him, sure, she had her own things going on and she was able to live without him but that didn’t mean she wanted to. He was her boy and she’d do anything to be with him. She’d do anything for that boy. He could ask her to help him rob a bank and she’d be driving the getaway car, for whatever he wanted she was there. And fortunately, he was her ride or die, as well. She needed a buddy? He was there with laughs and sappy movies to watch. She needed a shoulder to cry on? He was there with his shoulder and tissues and many, many hugs. She needed an alibi? He was already thinking of all the things they were supposedly doing to save her from the many troubling things that would snatch her away from him. 

Point is they were each other’s one. You know, each other’s soulmate. The pair put the whole ‘red string of fate’ thing to shame. They were the ones that everyone wanted to be. He was the perfect boy that every girl wanted and she was the pretty girlfriend that everyone wanted on their team. They were it for each other, it was that simple. 

So, two-thirty in the morning, and here she was wide awake. Her hair was messily up in a bun, face free of any makeup and she had on one of his many hoodies purposely left behind. This was his favorite look, every time he saw her like this, he knew he knew he had made the right choice picking her. A cup of green tea was steaming on the side table (although Tom always made it better than she could- must be the British in him), and she had one of her many ratty old poetry books open on her lap. Her eyes and brain soaked up the perfectly strung together sentences while her ears tuned into the quiet music playing from the shitty speaker across the room. 

It was quiet for awhile, nothing disturbing the girl other than her music and page turning-- that was until she heard the familiar sound of keys being thrusted into the lock before unlocking. His pretty girl heard the door open and then shut, bags hitting the floor, before she heard his angelic voice call out. “Darlin’, you awake?” 

Jumping up and throwing her already read book somewhere, Y/N’s heart skipped a beat. His voice was everything- everything she missed, everything she loved, everything she wanted. She, of course, had heard it over the phone for the course of the past few months, but this was different. This was real. This was only right outside in the living room, this was a clear voice, no static following. This was her pretty boy. 

Squealing, she made her way out to him, arms opened wide. His arms were open, too, like he was waiting for her to occupy the space in them. Hell, of course he was. He hadn’t held his girl in months and he refused to go another second without feeling her. Once she was close enough, he closed his toned arms around her and spun around, pulling excited laughs out of his girl. 

“Hi pretty girl,” his voice was loud in her ear, but she didn’t care. He was right here, after months and months of being away.

“Hi, Tommy.”

Euphoric. That’s what he was feeling, god, he had missed his pretty girl. Her fingers curled into his hair, pulling his face down to hers, pressing a short series of kisses to his surprisingly soft lips (they were always so damn soft, and she wasn’t ever sure how, she had never seen him use any fucking chapstick). This went on for a few seconds longer, each putting trying to put all their love into said kisses, before their chests started to burn from lack of oxygen. Neither wanted to pull away, Tom whining when Y/N finally did. But after a quick breath, he dove back in, wanting to be close to her. Smiles came in between their kisses, eventually small gasps leaving them both. Their kisses were long and left the other wanting more. Both Tom and Y/N’s arms were pulling each other close, holding them there like they were going to disappear. 

Pushing herself on her toes, Y/N rested her head in the crook of her boy’s neck, breathing in his scent. “I missed you.”

He smiled, his heart warming his chest up. He was sure that she could hear his heartbeat. It was so loud, louder than he wished, but he couldn’t care any less because he could recall a time when Y/N had told him she loved hearing his heartbeat. 

In the most loving way, he pulled away from her, placing his forehead against hers, smiling. The tiredness only now hitting them. He giggled and placed a soft kiss to her nose after she yawned. Their noses were touching, eyes closed in content. “Missed you too, my love.”

 [person A and person B falling asleep together with their heads on the other’s shoulder/head in the backseat of the car while their friend is driving.]

Besides each other, the most important thing to both Tom and Y/N was family. And within family was friends, and they each tried to spend as much time as they could with said family. Which is why Tom and Y/N were both currently in the back of a cramped car. 

A car that was headed two hours away to a very pretty campsite with lots of outside activities. They were all taking a break from their busy schedules to have quality time together. In front was Tom’s best friend, Harrison, and his girlfriend Angel. 

Haz and Angel had been dating for a little over a year (a little short of Tom and Y/N’s long two years), and they were loved just as much as the couple in the back. 

The sun was just barely peeking over the distance, making the sky a pretty pink and orange collage. The radio clock read 6:43AM and Y/N was seriously reconsidering this trip. 

Music was softly playing from the car speakers and Y/N was very grateful for the stop for coffee they had made only twenty minutes earlier. The flavored drink was happily making its way down her throat when Harrison finally spoke. 

“So, I was looking at this place up online, Tom, and they recommended a course only ten minutes away!” Harrison’s free hand was on his pretty girlfriend's leg. Both girlfriends laughed, sharing the funny fact that they were in love with complete dorks. Tom’s eyes widened and a smile broke out onto his face, “Sick! We can go tonight when we’re settled?”

“Sure, man. What are you two planning on doing?” Harrison directed the second part of his response at his girl. Taking a sip of her iced drink, she shrugged looking at her friend in the backseat. 

“Probably just lay out,” the younger of the two suggested, she was silently hoping that Angel was content with that because all Y/N wanted to do was get tan. It had been so long since she tanned that her lovely boyfriend had started calling her casper. It was not fun. The girl desperately needed some sun. When Angel smiled and nodded, Y/N started to get excited at the thought of the warm sun touching her skin. 

It was then that Harrison had decided that had been enough conversation and he turned up the radio. The song that first played was one of the overplayed ones that everyone collectively hated but no one ever had the heart to change. It was extremely annoying, but Y/N found herself humming along and tapping her fingers to the beat on the back of Tom’s hand. They had been holding hands for awhile now and he had brought her hand up to his mouth to leave a soft kiss there, when she started singing. 

The sun was still rising and the couple up front was still quietly talking when Y/N felt Tom’s head fall onto her shoulder. Both of their coffees were long gone and they were not feeling the effects. Instead, they were growing increasingly sleepier, obviously Tom being the most tired seeing as how his eyes were closed and his baby snores were escaping his mouth. 

His pretty girl smiled upon seeing this. She was happy that he was sleeping, he never got enough. She quietly watched him sleep, the soft music that was playing soothing her nerves. Her heart warmed at the sleepy boy, he snuggled closer to her. Her eyes roamed over the small amount of freckles on his nose and the way that his long eyelashes curved over his cheekbones. She watched as his chest rose and fell with each breath, she watched as his fingers subconsciously tightened around hers. 

And unbeknownst to them, Harrison was watching them through the mirror, smiling as Y/N rested her head on her sleepy boy, falling asleep herself. 

[person B falls asleep in person A’s lap and person A is having a conversation with someone else while stroking person B’s hair.]

Long days were not something that was new to Tom and Y/N. They were both used to the long nights and the even longer nights. Tom’s job was not something that they took for granted but it wasn’t helpful when Tom barely got any sleep. Y/N, being the amazing girl she is, was constantly asking him if he was feeling alright, if he was getting enough sleep; eating enough. He loved that about her; how much she cared for those she loved. 

Tom loved his job, sure, but he hated how easily overworked he got. He sometimes just wished he could spend all day with his pretty girl. He wanted nothing more than to be with his girl and stay in bed all day. He would be happy just being with her, no matter what they were doing. As long as he was with his girl he would be perfect. 

Just like now, he was beyond tired and he missed his girl so, so fucking much. So here he was, laying in his girls arms, head in her lap. Harrison was over, happily talking to Y/N about everything and anything. The television was playing in the background at a low volume. Tom’s head was on Y/N’s leg and his body was stretched out on the rest of the couch. He was comfortably in an old hoodie and sweats, all matched up with some fuzzy socks his girl had bought him for his birthday. When he first pulled the spiderman covered socks out of the bag he laughed, a little confused on why he had received socks, but when he tried them out he was in heaven, gaining many “i told you so”s from his girlfriend. 

Tom’s hand was placed on Y/N’s exposed knee, thumb rubbing lovingly. Y/N’s and Harrison’s voice was melting together, blurring in his very tired mind. He felt his girl lean down, lips pressing on his temple before finding his ear and whispering, “It’s okay, pretty boy, go to sleep. I’ll still be here when you wake up.” He hummed in response, letting sleep overtake him. He was so, so happy being there with his girl, while she rubbed his curls away from his face while she talked with their friend. He would be happy here with her for the rest of his life and he was completely content with this fact.

[person A helping person B dry and brush their hair after a shower.]

Long and hard days were not something that only Tom owned. They were something Y/N also occasionally had. When her long days came around, she was more whiny than her boy. She would stomp in and throw her things down before finding and latching herself to her pretty guy. She would moan and groan until he dropped everything and gave her the attention she wanted. She would giggle and smile as Tom kissed all over her face. She’d pull him to the couch and snuggle up against him, eyes closed tightly in hopes of shutting away the whole word. 

She’d frown and cry until Tom would push her hair away from her face, softly asking, “Wanna talk about it, darlin’?” 

She’d never want to. She would just shake her head and say, “Just want you.”

He’d smile and he’d feel his heart warm. God, he loved her. He would do anything to see her smile, even if that meant letting her attach herself to him like they were one person. “How ‘bout a shower? Hmm? Might make you feel better.” 

That’s all it took, a shower and she’d come to her senses and realize that everything was alright and that she was being a little ridiculous(not that Tom cared, though, he wouldn’t care if she was the biggest drama queen around, he’d still love her). During her shower, he would gather up her comfiest clothes, including one of his jumpers that she loved (he even would spray it with his cologne so it smelled like him even more) and he’d place them on the sink where she could easily grab them. Sometimes if it was a bad night, he’d help her into siad clothes, but without fail, every time one of these nights happened he would always brush out her knotted hair. This would calm her nerves and to be honest, he liked playing with her hair. She would sleepily stand in front of the bathroom mirror and he’d comb out her hair while whispering sweet nothings to her or singing softly to her. And without fail, every night, she’d turn on her heal and softly kiss her boy, mumbling a very, very cute “I love you.” and then everything was right in the world because he had her and she had him and that’s all they needed.

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[tiffanyblews666]

The IT crowd is such a fucking underrated show. I have never laughed so hard at every single episode of a show before. The style comedy is so strange but so normal at the same time. I don't think I've seen a show with the same style and delivery, let alone one that lands every joke. Sure they didn't have the best lighting, props, or effects but thats probably a funding issue / tech limitations at the time (2006) . The cast wasnt extremely relevant or captivating but that added to its beloved awkward atmosphere. The show seems so awkward and personal and it works and makes it fun. ALSO ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND IN BINGED IT IN 2 DAYS AND LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF IT. I WAS SCREAMING AND WHEEZING THE WHOLE TIME.

(Im talking about the original(british) version and its on netflix right now)

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ORG XIII Bullet point lists win. Instant follow. Have you already done a thing about when you [reader] play with their hair. BC BIH I wana get my fingers on Xaldin's sideburns!

hIS SIDEBURNS ? ?  wHAT AN ICON - okay but a lotta dudes in the org have long hair and oH BOY IM JUST HERE LIKE O O F, loVE ME SOME MEN WITH LONG HAIR

also big soz for the inactivity, i’ve been trying to get a lotta drafts done to fill up the queue and empty the askbox wheeze

Xemnas :

You must have balls of steel if you can ask the s u p e r i o r if you can play with his hair without stuttering - but nonetheless, you manage to do it! And you don’t seem to be in any trouble, considering Xemnas’ intrigued grin. “Go on, then” he’d tell you and you’d just stay there unsure like “Uhhh for real ? right n o w?” He probably gets a kick outta this, seeing how far you’ll go before chickening out (like a c o W A R D).

But you’re way too curious to figure out how the fuck his hair works to back out now. While you occupy yourself unraveling the m y s t e r i e s, he’ll merely watch - maybe chat with you . You know how pretty much everyone has a personal scent ? This guy lives up to his title, cause he’s got none. His hair is also super thin so you feel like you’re just trying to grasp n o t h i n g.

Xigbar :

The first thing he does is nudge your side, jokingly asking you shit like “aren’t we a bit too old for that cutesy shit?” while untying his ponytail and making himself comfortable on your lap. W h a t ? It’s not fair that you’re the only one having fun, right ? You can’t help but just roll your eyes at his smug sneer - maybe you should’ve chosen s o m e o n e else for this.

We know how Xigbar is. He’s not gonna shut the fuck up no matter what you do or how many times you ask him - so you just end up having some s a s s y friendly banter, with you pointing out his grey hairs or giving him ridiculous styles while he pretends to be offended. It’s an overall fun time ! Until he refuses to move from his spot on your lap because he’s “too comfortable there”, that is.

Xaldin :

The chances of him willingly letting you get your way are lower than Demyx’s motivation to work. Unless it’s a life or death situation, he’s not going to let you play with his hair - the trick is to ask him when he’s too busy to actually realize what he just agreed to, catching him by surprise. A promise’s a promise, dude, can’t go back on one !

Unlike many others, he won’t let his hair loose just so you can have the pleasure of playing with it. Xaldin will probably give you like 10 minutes cause he has better things to do than to watch you use his hair as a moustache. If you’re brave enough to go for the sideburns, he’d p a n i c and get slightly flustered cause that shit tickles - but he’d try to endure it until you’re done.

Vexen :

I’m torn between Vexen never noticing whenever someone touches his hair cause it’s suuuper long and he just doesn’t give two fucks about it. Or him being hella aware of it cause LONG LOOSE HAIR IN A LAB IS A DANGER HAZARD AND A CATASTROPHE WAITING TO HAPPEN. So I g u e s s I’ll go with the l a t t e r.

Vexen is used to having his hair toyed with because of Zexion (the boy could be a little r a s c a l when he wanted) so he’s not even surprised when you ask him. Well, okay maybe a little. He’d tell you to do as you please, as long as you don’t distract him from work - in the end, he’d enjoy the feeling of your fingers running through his hair ! Maybe he’ll let you do that more often. Y’know, for s c i e n c e.

Lexaeus :

Lexaeus has no problem letting you play with his hair. His only concern is finding a decent position for you to reach his head, without him having to b r e a k his back bending or you having to do some sick parkour. Once that’s settled, you can do whatever you want while he just silently observes or solves one of his puzzle thingies.

Even though neither of you are talking, the atmosphere it’s pretty pleasant and lighthearted. Sometimes you just call out his name from time to time, to make sure he hasn’t fallen asleep lol. Like Luxord, Lexaeus also thinks this situation is kinda comical - like come on he’s the biggest dude in the Organization and here he is, having his hair played with.

Zexion :

At first he’d be startled and cower away in surprise like “e x c u s e me?? WHAT are you doing ?”. Like he’d gladly let you play with his hair, but he’s not used to people touching him so suddenly - just try to give him a heads up the next time. At first it’ll be awkward, cause he just c a n ‘ t stop fidgeting around, extremely aware of the sudden intimacy and closeness of the situation. No he’s definitely not blushing, get some g l a s s e s.

It might take some time for Zexion to get used to it. Mostly cause he feels so n a k e d with the other half of his face exposed - He’ll have his nose buried in his lexicon to avoid eye contact. I can see him totally warming up to the idea and just letting you mess with his hair while he reads a book outloud for the two of you.

Saix :

If you try to ask for permission, Saix will probably say no, so just go for it and pray that he rolls with it. Surprisingly, he does ! Well, more like he hasn’t bitten your hand off - yet. If he’s in a bad mood, prepare for some q u e s t i o n i n g. A half-assed smart sounding explanation will do the trick. If he’s in a good mood, he’ll let you do your thing as long as you don’t distract him too much.

Most likely to purr or just make barely audible b u t hella cute little noises when you play with his hair (i’m getting Saix Puppy flashbacks now, great) You could probably get away with making little cute braids and he won’t notice at all. Try not to be in his field of vision once he does cause he’ll go b e r s e r k on your ass and take away your hair fiddling privileges.

Axel :

Kinda reluctant. He’d poke fun at your eagerness to play with his hair to cover the fact that he’s KINDA embarrassed about this. Probably will let you have your way but only if you two are alone at the Clock Tower - he doesn’t want Xion or Roxas to try and imitate you if they see you. Like come on, there’s a r e p u t a t i o n here to mantain !

Thanks to the latest KH3 trailers we’ve confirmed that his hair is not just a bunch of deadly spikes stuck with hot glue to his head, but instead it’s S O F  T. So yes, playing with Axel’s hair is f u n - even with that permanent scent of fire and burning wood he emits. He likes to see what kind of new style you can come up with. Manbun ? Pigtails ? Braids ? Valid. He’s partial to the low ponytail and will often wear it around the castle.

Demyx

Will strongly refuse at first - mostly cause he puts a L O T of time and gel ever day to perfectionate …whatever the fuck his hair even is. And he doesn’t want you ruining it ! With enough nagging and puppy eyes, Demyx will eventually give in and let you do whatever you want. Okay but his hair has a w e i r d texture with all the products he uses ?

Your hand will probably get stuck there too, so you better wait until like, he takes a shower to wash it all off. THEN you can just play with that fluffy mane. Demyx looks like a completely different person with his hair down, so he’ll be a bit hesitant, afraid you’ll laugh at him - but then he’d discover that he l o v e s when you play with his hair ! He’d pester you to do that whenever you two hang out cause it’s so relaxing.

Luxord :

His first reaction is to just laugh. Well, y’know not a full blown laugh but like a Polite Amused British Chuckle™. W h a t could you possibly want to play with ? He doesn’t have crazy long hair like most of the members in the Organization so he finds this kinda silly - buuut if you’re up for a quick game, he might just indulge you. Only if you win of course.

…Obviously, he lets you win. But you c a n ‘ t really complain about it cause now you get to play with his hair ! Huzzah ! Luxord is a talker, so he’ll just ramble on and on about how endearing and funny this situation is, joking about how lucky you are to have this privilege and b l a h b l a h. You don’t have to worry cause you’ll soon start to hear his light snores.

Marluxia :

Marluxia takes pride in his hair and overall appearance, so he k n o w s how badly you wanna play with that p i n k fluffy mane. If you’re gentle, he’ll gladly grant you the honour of touching it, enjoying your little surprised gasps and hearing you mutter things like “so fluffy and soft !” under your breath. It doesn’t matter if you’re his S/O, he’ll never tell you his secrets !

But he will give you some unsolicited tips and advice on how to take care of yours cause that’s just how he is. His smug and condescending attitude slowly dissipate as he starts to relax, though. Like the others, he m i g h t start to doze off while you do your thing, but Marluxia will try to keep up his cool façade - brushing you off with the excuse of being busy, with the sleepiest expression on his face.

Larxene :

Y e a h - No. Larxene refuses to be seen without her iconic hairstyle, she’ll let you play with those w e i r d antennae she’s got going on but that’s it. Take it or leave it. You don’t know if this is just normal or if she does it on purpose, but sometimes you feel a little s h o c k whenever you reach out for those two strands of hair. But hey, you’re the only one allowed to get that close to Larxene so, kudos to you.

You c a n, however, play with her hair while she sleeps ! Don’t worry about waking her up, she’s a heavy sleeper. Unless you come in banging pots and shit, she’s not waking up any time soon. Larxene will unconsciously lean into your touch, her face visibly softening while you mess with her thin locks. Just never tell her that you do this or she’ll forbid you from entering her room ever again.

Roxas :

Roxas is c o n f u s e d, he’ll move away on instinct and ask if you were trying to pull a prank on him or if you stuck something to his hair. When you tell him that you just like playing with it because the spikes are fun to touch, he’ll pout and get slightly flustered - but will let you continue anyway. It doesn’t matter how hard you try to mess up his hairstyle, it always returns to it’s original s t a t e. It’s like m a g i c.

Since you started doing that, he’s noticed he has been paying more attention to his hair. Roxas never cared about appearances, but the fact that you like something so specific as his hair pretty much inflates his ego a bit. He’d put a little bit more care into it, spending more time in front of the mirror every morning - lowkey hoping you’d notice.

Xion :

Also confused, but instead of stopping you, Xion would imitate your actions - twirling one of your locks around her finger with an amused smile on her face. After a while she’d innocently ask “what exactly are we doing?” and you’ll have to explain the entire concept to her between laughs.

When you tell her that you like playing with her hair, she’d totally blush and feel a bit self-conscious. What if your hands get tangled in a knot or something ? Did she brush it properly ? Wait - She doesn’t even have to with how short it is ! Maybe she should try letting it grow - But yeah, Xion would l o v e this. She’d sit on your lap or between your legs letting you make little braids and whatever while you two chill and talk during breaks.