#im DYING anon

[bonefall]

i love watching your Tree Drama bc i made my rewrite a horrid conglomerate of england & north america and i still have the same issue. there is no escape

Warrior cat fans when the trees are not ecologically consistent with the geographical location

[nibbelraz]

Could I. Humbly request,

SQH suffering. In pain, torment, agony etc. Etc.

[Context. AH FINALS WEEK AHHH AHHHH AHHHHH AHHH]

He's always in pain and agony 🥰

[silly-zai]

WHO IS DAZAI ANON AND WHY HAVE I SEEN 2 POSTS ABOUT THEM SOMEONE PLS TELL ME IM SO CONFUSED

[bruciemilf]

Imagine Harvey dent sneaking into Wayne manor after another gang fight with penguin only for Civilian!Bruce to be in those slutty ass black night gowns glaring at him from the steps of the manor waiting for his husband to get home.

Aka I would like to offer you chaotic civilian billionaire bruce and his very tired mob! boss husband.

Harvey dent fears no man expect the wrath of his husband, imagine trying to take down Twoface and failing only for him to be brought down by his tiny and very angry husband lecturing him on missing another date.

They also most definitely had a "excuse my husband asked fr no pickels" moment

I'm sorry I really needed to share this idea that's been rotting in my brain.

NO, BUT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. Vital. We should be talking about this until time dies.

Bruce being a civilian and STILL marrying one of the most notorious criminals without any qualms is possibly the most take ever.

He's invited to brunches and galas and pretentious pool parties where everyone eats tiny sandwiches and talk about wanting to poison their husbands soon.

Bruce sighs all dreamy, eyes sparkling, " I gave Harvey a bazooka for his birthday and he was so happy he blew up the police station. He knows me so well."

Not to mention, Two Face's street credit fluctuates between flourishing and absolutely tanking.

He'll have some poor bastard ankles up, dangling above the white sharks he bought for Damian's birthday, and in the middle of his Menacing speech, his phone rings.

"And when you see God, tell him I -- Oh. Wait a minute. Mi vida, I'm doing something right now."

There's some mild phone gibberish.

"No, I didn't forget, I'm just gonna be a little late, -- Of course I know he wants me to be there, doll, but I just, -- oh come on, he's 5! Of COURSE he wants a theme park! Yes, it has to be a Wonder Woman one. Cause he said please!"

More phone gibberish, louder this time.

" Okay. I know, I know, I love you too. And you wear that lacey thing when I get home, huh?" Okay, now the sharks are preferable. Poor bastard who thought it was acceptable to kidnap Bruce Wayne and his son prefer it.

"Uh, you can just go ahead and drop me."

Harvey looks down at him with blade like sharpness, and you don't know which face you're talking to. " Drop you? Nah. Waitin' for my doll to come over here. You're my anniversary gift, pal."

[cator99]

out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?

used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.

[puppyypawsss]

I luv this top 🩵

[vinegar-rights]

It would be so awesome and cool if you drew orin and Seymour together 😁😁😁

Got a little too fixated on these doodles. Idc if im mischaracterizing seymour i need this to be toxic and one sided. (Kicks rock)

[mthevlamister]

terry jr somehow became purposefully infertile out of spite because ron got pregnant in the new episode

ANON PLEASE SJSHFUUEHEUFUSHW

[oifaaa]

Ghost Jason AU where only Tim can see him except no one believes him.

But Steph can actually see him too, and she gaslights Tim.

ah but you see the issue with ghost aus is that by the time Tim becomes Robin Jason is no longer dead also you know Tim was already hallucinating Jason so yeah unless this is a jason never comes back from the dead au

[ivan-alnst]

i have some song recommendations for you to listen to while thinking about your crush <3: you would relate to some of these, trust me ;)

Till I Met You - Angeline Quinto

Till My Heartaches End - KZ Tandingan

Till There Was You - The Beatles

Till There Was You - Aiza Seguerra

Till I Found You - Phil Wickham

Dusk Till Dawn - ZAYN, Sia

Till The World Ends - Britney Spears

Till Forever Falls Apart - Ashe, FINNEAS

Till You Tell Me To Leave - TV Girl

Till They Take My Heart Away - Clair Marlo

Till I Kissed You - Everly Brothers

Till Then My Love - Matt Morno

Till I Loved You - Barbra Streisand, Don Johnson

Till Death Do Us Part - White Lion

There Till The End - JERUB

Till The End Of Time - Earl Grant

Till The End - Six Part Invention

hits more differently when you add a coma after till :')

(im so sorry admin, no need to listen to all that :(, you can search them either in youtube or spotify ^^)

- 🐷 (it's me obviously)

Okay. I see... I see what you did here.

When I catch you. This also counts for your other ask that you sent with the additional song, I'm not answering that one. Some of the songs weren't on Spotify, so suffer I guess.

[scribz-ag24]

Pmd the game where the guys who go to delete themselves and everyone else from their time even those that want to live even if it will just create copies of those long gone and not save anyone in the now are the good guys and the guy who wants to live is the bad guy.

[the-flying-robins]

I don't just want Haley dead, I want Dick to be the one to kill her. Intentionally. Not an accident, no mind control, just a guy who realizes he has to kill his dog and does it. I just want the man to suffer as much as possible. He's been too happy recently.

[solmesia]

asking softly if you have any more sarareth (that’s their ship name now) art stashed away anywhere 🥺

this ask is so gentle and sweet oh my god i have a ship name 😭😭😭

but yes boo i do, its on patreon for now but some pieces may make it to the public. Thank you so much for your support of my silly oc and the boys he loves <3

[prisoner-of-sin]

zoya's rough and tough she's strong independent and powerful but if her daughter wants to have a tea party with imaginary biscuits and earl grey – she will have it. and zoya will make sure to put a bow on her head as her little princess wants and she'll let her daughter do her make up with some children's cosmetics. bright blue eye shadow, smudged red lipstick and lots of pink glitter on the cheeks – hey, her little bunny did her best and zoya looks stunning!

imagine walking into the baby's room and seeing zoya sitting in a tiny child's stool with a tiny pink tea cup in her huge palm with her pinky out and smiling – cheers! – to her delighted daughter. i'm dying omg...

YASSS🥹

If her daughter wants to play dress-up, Zoya won't say a single complaint and play with her. Dresses, girly makeup, and the little poses that she may have to do when her daughter asks for a pose. Zoya even makes sure that if her daughter wants you to join, you'll be joining.

Omg..That would be the most PRECIOUS. Zoya's smile only widens when you join in, if you do. Her entire family is together, and making precious memories.

Zoya even carries her daughter on her shoulders in stores and always has her within sight, AND holding her hand. She's very protective over her baby girl 😭

[serafphim]

bonus anon again (!) i can't send images in anon mode so here's some doodles , i made some brownies first BUT i got to it eventually tonight

no colors and they're all quickies since im low energy tonight and did more gift art the other day, BUT maybe some more tomorrow (?)

OGUUGHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE PEARS <33333 THESE ARE SO SO CUTEEEEE THANK YOU

[greghatecrimes]

I had a thought for your baby thirteen au!

I always see house as the type of parent to have separation anxiety,so logically he'd take thirteen with him to the hospital and it'd actually go great,house barely had any contact with the patient so he could just chill and be silly with her while the ducklings took care of the patient

But this time it was different,the case got too complicated and he had to step into action,but he can't bring his baby daughter to an autopsy so he lets her in the care of the ducklings while he's in surgery.

Oh but little Remy isn't having none of that,she's restless and pouty and constantly asking for her daddy,but its when the water works start that the ducklings really panick

The quick solution would be take her back to her father but he was knuckles deep in someone's liver right now so they would be needing the next best thing

So they take her down to Wilson's office

I imagine one of them just barging into the room and handing her over to Wilson as she enthusiastically spreads her arms to him and saying "here,take her, all she does is ask for her daddy and we don't know what else to do" and leave with a very stunned Wilson behind.

What they didn't realise was Wilson had a patient a sweet old lady who misunderstood the situation and immediately assumed Remy was Wilson's daughter and she'd be all "aawn doctor Wilson your daughter is really sweet,whats her name?"

And before he can explain thirteen isn't his daughter she's just clinging to him and resting her head In the crook of his neck making that point very hard to believe.

"Remy,her name is Remy" that's all he'd say before keeping the appointment with the sweet old lady while holding a very sleepy yet content thirteen!

Anon, I cannot express in words how adorable this is and how much I love it!!!

I so agree w/you about House being a bit of a parent with separation anxiety. I think he'd be like 'well if she's with me all the time, then she doesn't have as many chances to get herself into something and then that eliminates the need for worry. if it works it works.' i think bby thirteen would have less separation anxiety than him when she's very little (lol) but he's definitely her favorite person in the entire world, and so of course she ends up missing him when he gets pulled away for something intricate on a case.

i haven't given thought to who the ducklings would be in the au (besides taub vaguely), but i LOVE the ducklings trying to fix things and failing, and being clueless and eventually taking her to wilson. of course they go to wilson. it would be even funnier if house and wilson are like, together at that point, but not publicly out/together yet? so the fellows don't know that house and wilson are in a relationship; they just know wilson's always with house and bby thirteen/remy, and that bby thirteen trusts him and adores him.

ough. her nuzzling into the crook of wilson's neck and clinging to him. and wilson inadvertantly saying/accepting that she's basically his daughter too. stepdad wilson!! i'm emotional and melting into a puddle.

House comes back from the autopsy to find his office filled with ducklings, but very childless. After the initial burst of panic and snapping at them "What did you idiots do? Where is she?!", he immediately goes to Wilson's office once he gets an answer from them. And he just stands in the doorway for a few minutes, watching Wilson do paperwork with bby Thirteen cuddled up to him, and House has the softest smile on his face. the kind that only comes out around wilson and his kid. and then he'd break the reverie to say to Wilson "Aw, you sap. you like her."

And Wilson looks like he's about to protest, but then thinks better of it because he glances down and sees Thirteen smiling up at him (because her dad's back! yay, both dads together!!). He grins a little and very softly says, "Yeah. Yeah, I do."