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What do you think your Phoenix and Reginald would look like as Zoraxis agents? :3
ooh now this is a fun prompt!! here they are :3
i’d imagine that in this timeline, Reginald grew disillusioned with the Agency’s treatment of their field agents and became a Zoraxis turncoat operative that went by the codename “Rubble.” Zor quickly realized that he was much more valuable as a handler due to his intimate knowledge of Agency operations. he was assigned to a young, nameless operative that no one else would work with due to their extreme disregard for the rules and unusually destructive nature, and after a few missions realized how much of an asset they had the potential to be. he was the one who gave them the nickname Operative Matchstick after he was questioned for sending them into a highly secure building alone, saying that a fuse only requires a single, well-applied match. they succeeded on their mission and blew up the building once they were done, cueing the higher-ups in on what Reginald had realized long ago.
since everyone else refused to work with them, Reginald himself was often recon and backup for Matchstick. reports started coming in of a strange man in a dark trench coat appearing places before vanishing without a trace. within a day or two, everywhere he went, destruction was certain to follow. if he was seen in a building, you could be certain that that very night, it would be burned to the ground. thus, the Agency started calling him The Raven; the black-clad omen of death.
soooooo yeah! the Agency would really have their hands full with these two. let’s be glad that in canon, Agent Phoenix has morals
#thanks for the ask!#im like 90% sure i’ve seen people use Matchstick as an alternate agent name in other aus but it’s just too fitting for this concept#the scariest thing about this au is imagining Reginald as actually serious#ieytd#i expect you to die#reginald crane#the handler#agent phoenix#my art#matchstick au
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Every now and again
I get reminded that the only Gotham Academy character to get any kind of relevancy is Maps
And I kinda sigh a little
#its also only because of her relationship with damien i swear#me: hey the more interesting relationship is Bruces guilt and Olives anger at him#no?#nobody else#also im 90% sure olives story was never actually finished#also the dective club in genearl could be suchhh fun side characters#but nope#gotham#gotham academy#dc#dc comics#batman#maps mizoguchi#olive silverlock#imagine olive keeping her powers and becoming s vigilante/hero#ive seen it ONE time in a fic#and it was so good#yeah rereading the wiki and it seems olive just mysteriously left the academy abruptly#like what was that about!!! i want to know!
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#So rn my parents are overseas at this gathering with family friends#And one of them got married + had a kid 11 weeks ago#All of this in the span of less than a year btw#And he’s 15 years older than me but rlly fun etc the kind of guy that feels at most 6-7 years older yk#And it feels wildddd cuz he was the rlly like mischievous (?) Kind of guy in our friend group#and it felt a bit weird to know he was expecting a kid since I found out a few months back but today my mum told me her name and everything#And I’m feeling super weird again like I can’t imagine him as a serious responsible dad buckling down yk#But also he can be serious when he needs to be so that coupled with his sense of humour means he’s going to be a great dad in sure#But it’s making me rethink whether or not I want to have kid(s)#maybe it’s just vanity but I feel like pregnancy would rlly wreck my body both looks and health wise#Like that is 9 months of commitment idk if I can handle it 😭😭😭#but sometimes i daydream abt what it would be like to have kids with the guy im 90% sure I’ll be marrying in like 7 years#and it makes me feel soooooo. like I want to do all that with him#and I feel like he would be level headed enough to help me through wtv insecurity or anxiety I’m feeling now#Idk idk#personal
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weird practice doodle comic thing idk 2/2
(first one is over here)
in case you are bamboozled and missed the first post this is just me ranting/rambling abt dimitri and ashe and ghosts in comic form
huzzah, the rest of the first one featuring uhhhhhhh idk lol its like the first one. But Now With A Brief Appearance From Our Special Guest, Dedue!!!!!!!!
#i CANNOT make up my mind when it comes to an eye style CAN I#i know my approach is maybe a bit too lighthearted especially considering the subject matter particularly on dimitri's side#which is why i'd like to elaborate on this with a darker/more serious tone next time! this was really fun and i might do more#ashe and dimitri's supports in game were amazing i loved them but i do wish we got to see more of them both together :(#i feel like dimitri would see himself in ashe#idk man i've got a lot of wild headcanons#i just really think dimitri ashe and dedue should be like. a team or something. they belong together to me#footnote: i am aware dimitri isn't exactly afraid of ghosts per se it's more specific than that and more about being haunted (spoilers!!)#buuuuuuut roundabout phrasing to draw a clearer connection and because well i imagine dimitri wouldn't outright tell ashe...yet#im too lazy to look things up right now to a) ask what a crown prince even is and b) confirm that dimitri is one#i'm...90% sure he said that/someone called him that at some point in game but i cant remember#so if i'm wrong i'm wrong lol#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#ashe ubert#dedue molinaro#fe:3h
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i always have to check at least 3 times to make sure i havent accidentally texted someone in bulgarian instead of english its so embarrassing
#imagine when i go to study in uni bro. just randomly switching to a language most of the people there dont understand yeahh 😍😍#it has happened btw i have texted ppl in bg and it was rlly awkward never again#im like 90% sure that most of my followers/mutuals are american/canadian and max 2 ppl will find this relatable 🤤
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Behind the Scenes With Harley Quinn (Dc Secrets Revealed!)
I'll add this little book completely to my collection one day but for rn
jfc I hate him 😭
"Harley loves to leave handwritten notes for The Joker all around his lair. While he almost always throws them away, a few have escaped his waste bin."
Harley baby I'm so sorry that an ugly ass loser like Joker would throw away your sweet little notes!
how truly disgraceful of him
#im like 90% sure i made a post in like 2022 about Harley leaving little love notes all around her & Ivy's place#and now just imagining that happening after all this with him and like her being nervous about it cause what if ivy doesnt like it#and eventually she finds all the notes she's left that've disappeared#and Ivy's got em all saved in a little heart shaped box along with mementoes related to their crimes / relationship :'))#like btas Ivy did in their first appearance together:') shes a sap!#and its what Harley deserves!#someone that loves her as deeply and as extreme as she loves her partners ya know ???#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#dc comics#tw clown boy#idk if technically this is abusive but i think its rude!#tw abuse
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this is my eren/gojo btw
#please don’t get me started please please please please don’t get me started on this mans voice#really wish he did mkre gender neutral audios (or started doing ones for boys):)#*more oopsie#n e way… his voice is so perfect#i’ll be honest i was gonna gatekeep him a lil bit but he’s already so popular#his voice is just the prettiest thing. he’s my favorite i think#so warm n sweet.. he really does sound like a disney prince!!#which is how i’d imagine gojo’s voice.. just a little deeper#but the attitude n stuff is clearlyyyyyy eren#literally kicking my feet.. the say i discovered him was the bestest day ever in the world i don’t care!#im 90% sure there’s no editing issue where it’s accidentally not gender neutral but m’sorry if there is! i can’t remember this was very +#far in my saved links#**DAY DEAR LORD#the little slapshehehehe#just realized i’m exposing myself so bad… okay bye bye
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brother was talking to me about how if you almost die from an extreme-temperature-related incident then your body is just forever fucked towards that temperature and that's why i think kiryu and saejima are weak to ice. i dont know why aoki isn't like that too but ignore that statistic everything else tracks.
#snap chats#i already made this post highkey but im making it again cause i didnt know this was an actual real thing ☠️#my brother learned this when he started to work for target. because apparently that's a thing they tell you frame one#'snap how did this topic even come up' i am LITERALLY so glad you asked :) the cold has almost claimed me twice#am i exaggerating Maybe but its my fucked up body temperature now listen#when i was younger i got locked out of my house for like. three hours since i was a latchkey kid#and my dad wasn't supposed to come home with my siblings (from their after school events) for Three Hours#and it had snowed outside and Was Cold Yeah and i couldn't get in cause i forgot my key like a weiner#and yeah. was really cold :) my dad was real cross with me when he found me shivering in the shed LOL#he made me hot cocoa tho so its ok. second incident's just funny No I Talk About It Evvery Other Week#and im p sure i talked bout the first incident too but yeah that time after the con when i was at my sister's#like i cannot stress how cold it was because It Was Late November and the cold still existed#and my sister's heater just. Didnt Work but yeah. i wont go into detail cause i share this story every five seconds#POINT IS i've always had a hard time with the cold- like i'm cold nearly all the time even if the room is 90 degrees#i wont be COLD cold but i'll be colder than i like#anyways can't believe i'm weak to ice this is so sad. i love winter..#aoki isn't weak to ice cause uhhhh /aoki/ didnt almost die in the cold 🥴 masato did 🥴#imagine changing your identity so well that you just remove your past elemental weakness. fucked up.#alright bye
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jensen gets to be sick this time dw
#unlike him i AM going to the doctors later#i am ab 90% its strep which uh. holds a lot of personal trauma so i think everythings strep. but THIS time im actually 90% sure.#i love making my characters suffer when i am suffering. they deserve it.#anyway jensen is the worst patient ever and i think its so funny#*disgusting congested half gone voice* 'bryce im literally not even sick'#i am currently at the 'i dont feel like a real person and everything i say i might just be imagining' stage#and god the money id pay to see jensen like that#he keeps looking at bryce like hes going to say something and then just Doesnt. or does but only finishes half his thought#jensen valentine
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i think that mouthwashing would be a lot more horrifying for me if i could actually think of myself in other peoples situations. yeah curly not being able to communicate at all sucks but i just. i cannot fully grasp how much it actually sucks. i think that makes the whole game a lot less scary :[
#yes we are still thinking about this evil ass game#im like 90% sure this is an autism symptom by the way. not being able to see yourself in other peoples situations#“imagine what its like to be curly” my brother in christ i cant#i might be remembering wrong it might not be a symptom i dunno i might just be weird
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also, not to get all therapy speak but a lot of decisions made at 18-21 are about learning to detach from your parents and your upbringing?? like it's all still very reactive to childhood wounds, and if you don't tend those wounds you'll likely find yourself informed by them for even longer
imagine making a whole other person?? having a baby?? while learning how to be more than your own parents' child??
#like my parents had be very late in life and that was something that stuck w me as a negative bc as a kid i was aware of the difference#between my parents and other kids' parents#and so i vowed not to wait until my 40s to have my own kids and luckily this just translated to 'ill wait til im 30'#bc imagine i had decided to have kids as soon as possible in reaction???#plot twist im now 30 and like 90% sure i dont even want kids at all lol#personal
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i bring delight and whimsy to all my interactions < saying words insanely about a character in a way nobody asked to hear
#static.soundz#said kyle would be a very particular type of 90s guy who would say he's bisexual to seem cool to a very specific type of crowd#like before realizing he's bisexual. like im thinking of the way da.mo.n al.barn called himself an intellectual bisexual in the 90s.#but then he does realize fuuuuck i may actually be bi. but surely not... guy who had to be told not it's still gay to imagine doing things#with other guys even if you arent on the giving end it's still gay to think of another man doing that to you and he just goes Damn. Okay.#and i say all this why? because i think it's funny.#and i think it's funny to envision a 19 year old kyle operating this way. guy who says he's bi to be trendy (he doesnt know he Is yet.)
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ok im listening to the doc and wow this dude really needs to move on from the 80s and get a life... BUT also the doc is trying to make it seem like all teens in the 80s 'identified' with these characters? is that true for you guys? i never did. but i also didnt identify with clue*less or even vero*nica mars which was pretty solidly my era. the doc is trying to claim that this hegemony of 'identification' is a good thing and that the multiple options of today is making it harder for teens to relate to each other as a group. but the doc is saying this from the pov of a rich white dude. i would argue that today's much broader representation - watching a korean american girl starring in her own teen girl rom com where she is shown to look past the racism of the 80s movies in order to enjoy sixteen c*andles.... I think that is a million times better than what came before. the definition of who could tell stories in the 80s was so much more narrow, it was absurd. and to all the boys was blatantly critiquing that. it was supposed to be sad that lara jean is forced to endure stereotypes just to get her movie romance fix. it's also notable in that movie that lara jean identified most with books, where you could kind of imagine a main character however you wanted even if technically you knew they didnt look like you.
tldr my question to my other 30 somethings would be if 'br*at pack' was ever a bad thing in your lifetime and if you actually identified with these kids in the movies who seemed to have no direction or care in life beyond their tiny little suburban world. cause that was certainly never me as a teen lol. fascinating to watch and fun to imagine living as but not relatable.
#jrnlsht#its like people who think miss swifts music is enjoyed by teen girls because they all identify with it#rather than it just being an appealing ideal and simple narrative to enjoy more than real life#also EVERYONE i knew growing up looked at the bra*t pack affectionately like breakfast*c*lub was idolized#it was a good story! it was fun to watch!#maybe 80s kids really did grow up that sheltered with a small world?#growing up in the 90s we were painfully aware of our place in the world and that even as children we had to have goals in life#and that there was no time for fucking around#but we also had 9*/11 and the poltical fallout which sparked debates at the middle school lunch table#i imagine teens nowadays are probably even more aware of global conflict around them than I was#or maybe my group of friends were just weird and everybody around us were clueless without our realizing#i dont think so though i give teenagers more credit than that#i mean i was younger than 10 when people started asking what college i was going to#not my parents btw im talking total strangers#my dad never put any pressure on me to do anything it was not his style#his style was disappointment if i ever put a toe out of line lol#like yes of course you arent going to college sure thats fine but still if you dont take the hardest classes and#get straight As you will shame me#which 100% worked i idolized my dad#and then i went to one of the top colleges in the country like it was easy 🤣
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Okay so apparently the "pain" that my physical therapists and doctors have been telling me to push through while exercising this whole time was MUSCLE SORENESS? freaking *muscle soreness* are you kidding me??
WHY would anyone not know that exercising causes muscle soreness? I have ehlers danlos syndrome, not "I've never used a muscle before because it hurts too much" syndrome. That's expected pain. I am already pushing through that because I'm not an idiot, I know how exercise works. That just seems so condescending.
When I bring something up, it's because either something hurts at a 7 on the pain scale or above, I'm having unusual pain or discomfort, or I can physically feel my joints moving in and out of socket in a way that makes the exercises not even engage my muscles at all. But apparently I'll have to specify that next time I see a doctor -_-
#also im sorry im just very worked up and this isnt targeted at people who do have muscle dysfunction disorders#like im sure you also are experiencing more than simply muscle soreness too though#so im sorry if doctors say this shit to yoy guys too#omg imagine telling someone with a muscular disorder to just work out more and push through some pain#i guess eds is actually a musculoskeletal dosorder 0.0 i forget that#grr im so mad why are doctors like this#i dislocate joints everyday im not gonna complain about muscle soreness#my muscles are already in spasm 90% of the time and i honestly cant afford to care
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I set out to develop an oc trying to figure out how to make a green color palette interesting when I don't vibe with how it'd look on armor (im sorry boba fett...) & messing with character creator picrews suddenly lead to a gold and white palette and now she's a yellow character instead of green. The pipeline
#“why do you make things hard for yourself” BECAUSE I CANT STOP COLOR CODING MY CHARACTERS I KNOW I HATE IT TOO#this one in particular is a botanist/planetologist so like. yes nature. very much nature. solarpunk#but also a mandalorian. and her armor design FRUSTRATES ME. yes you guessed it. because of COLOR#hhbbhhhhhbh im struggling with this oc for five years now. five years#at this point im like a 90% sure she's an air sign. particularly aquarius#she just does not want to take shape and stick with one thing#“i could go with gold and green-- no wait thats mcu loki. dont like that”#i have aphantasia if you couldnt tell already#also she has hair like rogue from x-men so you can imagine brown and white hair contradict EVERYTHING it doesnt look good with ggreen😭#i hate this girl. just be something already im begging#shai.txt
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hiii i dug up some fic recs sorry it took so long ive had exams so ive been revising all night lmao
anyway:
Aureate, crimeboys i think
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34816678/chapters/86694406
encompass, sbi foster au you might have heard of this already if you read fics a lot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29892519/chapters/73565184
human error, space au time , again you might have already read this
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30812927/chapters/76063109
this is not an act of spite, one of my favourite superhero fics ever
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32017435/chapters/79306999
secure, contain, protect which i read like 2 years ago so i dont reallt remember it but still
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2021857
if i find more ill update you :]
ooo ive read several of these but this is actually helpful because i couldnt find them again!! very excited for the ones i havent read yet, thank youuu ^___^
#pretty sure i have read 90% of the ccrime fic scene im so srs#for like a year i was reading on average 20-80k words a night so you can imagine. how much of it i have consumed#so im always looking for recs and even if you think i mightve read one im always up for being reminded of a good fic and rereading it !!!#so please even if i havent asked for recs just drop em in my inbox when you feel like it#alex.rambles.txt#alex.asks.txt#mcyt
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