#im 100% serious hahaha

[deerspherestudios]

When is our funky mushroom boy's birthday if he has one!! btw love the game! <3

Lore-wise,,,, it's difficult to pinpoint when his birthday is.

For the sake of meta it was initially 15th Feb (the date I finished designing him for the game jam) but I kinda wanna make it more personalized. For now it's undecided haha.

If anyone's interested I'd be happy to use a suggestion! Feel free to suggest a date and tell me why. (zodiac enjoyers this ones for u <3)

[crushedsweets]

The fact that this fandom exists in the first place and continues to exist in 2024 is absurd and beautiful

[kindestofkings]

photography era [3]

elijah hewson x reader

reader is childhood bestfriends/ who doubles up as their occasional photographer, who is currently touring with the band!

authors note: hahahah I litch was like im gonna make a short little part 3 just to wrap this idea off and then next minute im reaching the pic limit, anyway I think it turned out cute so enjoy !

I really appreciate all the love i've received with my last insta au's y'all are the best <3

(PS: Picture credits to whoever took them)

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inhalerfan1 feeding us ryan girlies off the bat, appreciate you <;3 lewevans hahaha wait until they get moody and tired.. -> they're gonna get WORSE??

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inhalerdublin Thank you Lille for kicking off our EU tour.

We’re back in Amsterdam tonight for our biggest show so far at @afaslive

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inhalerfan1 AMAZING SHOW!! the post concert depression is too real rn..

inhalerfan2 hiring yourusername was your best decision yet boys these pics are so hot

inhalerfan1 inhaler through the female gaze has righted all the worlds wrongs (liked by elijahhewson,bobbyskeetz, ryanmcmahon_15 and joshjenkinson_)

inhalerfan3 bobby girls we're being FED

yourusername I got you girlie xx

yourusername great evening !! but I am realising im touring with 4 boys for two months.. @nieveella y'all need a photographer??

(liked by nievella) bobbyskeetz why are you always tryna get rid of us.. yourusername try listening to your 12 year old boy humour 24/7 this is a hardship !

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yourusername guys i'm a failure, E still hasn't agreed to cover I'm Just Ken 😭 What is the point of having friends that can sing if they wont take my requests 💔

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inhaler1 you are the gift that keeps on giving

inhaler2 for real get a girl who can do both

joshjenkinson_ I was gonna be pressed but i'll let it slide cause of my caption

bobbyskeetz you need to be stopped. @elijahhewson MAKE HER STOP

yourusername wah wah wah hush elijahhewson love come on yourusername heyyy its funny!

evehewson hahah you are the best ever

yourusername and you are my favourite hewson! inhaler3 inlaw bonding? inhaler2 girl chill

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-filling this dramatic fella with drink to get back in his good books

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yourusername please take these photos of the boys as an apology for my last post. they are very serious musicians and are very handsome. again sorry for any upset caused.

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inhalerfan3 hahahahahhah who is holding the gun to your head rn girl?

yourusername im sure I dont know what you could possibly mean (totally unrelated robert keating can be kinda scary)

bobbyskeetz now that is more like it

yourusername @bobbyskeetz @elijahhewson am I forgiven yet? can I come for pints now

ryanmcmahon_15 I think your last post ..slayed? yourusername THIS is why your my favourite and why you had first spot in the post 🖤 inhalerfan3 hahah did you choose the order based on who you like the most rn yourusername @inhalerfan3 👁👄👁

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inhalerfanupdates GUYS I'm just back from my inhaler show and im shaking look at this pic yourusername took of my friend and I with eli! BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

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inhalerfan 1 no way that is adorable, yourusername is one of us with the 0.5

inhalerfanupdates she was literally so nice aswell! they had walked by us so fast and I think I was so visibly upset, which she spotted and made eli come back over to us! inhalerfanupdates she was also chatting to us for a little while after, talking about tour and all she comes across real genuine <3

inhalerfan2 they're dating right??

inhalerfanupdates I really think so after seeing them walk and interact together. its been so hard to tell cause shes always joking and is so close with them all. inhalerfan3 they have to be dating they're my parents.

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inhalerfan 4 you are literally traveling around europe, freeloading off your famous friends. so so ungrateful god

inhalerfan2 hate to break this to you but being mean to one of his best friends / photographer is not going to get Eli to date you! inhalerfan3 haha girl no need to be so meannnn

elijahhewson I told you we should've skipped drinks

yourusername it was for the plot hotstuff (liked by bobbyskeetz)

bobbyskeetz why is the world so loud??

ryanmcmahon_15 *three idiots

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lewevans told you they get tired and moody

yourusername oh wise man 😭😭 you were so right

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inhalerdublin she loves to joke around and despite what bobby says, its the very reason we love her.

but our photographer for the europe leg/ our bestfriend yourusername is flat out working, making sure we look our best and coolest, we remind you to be kind in your comments towards her - eli, ryan, bobby and josh <3

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yourusername BOYS im so unwell this is so sweet

joshjenkinson_ the GOAT

ryanmcmahon_15 ❤️‍🔥

elijahhewson our girl!

bobbyskeetz also she plays taylor swift on repeat when shes sad so please, i can't hear this is me trying again

yourusername we can't listen to the strokes all the damn time robert! yourusername also you asked about the folklore love triangle so stfu

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yourusername been great annoying bobby with pda for the last 3 years with you <3

have loved tagging along on my superhot boyfriend on tour and taking super hot (and super not) pictures of him! only a few more shows left xx

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elijahhewson 3 years but i'm still not your favourite singer 💔

yourusername write an album like notes on a conditional form and you can take that top spot baby <;3 inhaler1 babyyyyy i love them your honour

bobbyskeetz great the world knows, can you stop kissing in front of us now.

yourusername just say you're lonely, it'd be quicker xx inhaler2 LMAO i love their friendship

evehewson wait I thought I was your favourite hewson...

yourusername course you are, this is a pr xx elijahhewson 🙃🙃 yourusername 😅😅

inhalerfan3 brb just gonna go take a bath with my toaster xx

joshjenkinson_ the hardest of launches

yourusername litch dont have the energy to lie anymore loll

---- finito----

if you made it this far I love and appreciate you so much! all the forehead kisses xx

[mikalame]

hiya!!! could you write a really sweet fic (story) about y/n and Bill getting a huge matching tattoo together and Bill being asked about this tattoo on an interview and he just gets really shy etc (could you make the reader female and a singer) please ?

bye :D

"Are you sure you want to do this meine leibe, this is gonna take a couple hours, and will hurt a bit being where it is" Bill asks, eyes searching your face for any sign you may not feel 100% about this, exspechily because its a tattoo that will be on you forever.

"Yes im sure Bill, I've researched and all plus ill ask for some numbing cream, are you okay bill" You ask thinking that the reason he keeps asking you if your okay is becasue he isn't.

"Of course, i cant wait" he says kissing your cheek giving you tight hug and pushing open the tattoo shop's door.

Time skip

"how are you feeling hun, you in any serious pain" Bill asks eyes scanning over you again looking down at you, eyebrows pinched.

"Im fine Billl" you whine playfulling pushing him away giggling.

You two smile at eachother and walk to your car you look at your forearm and the tattoo placed on it, the phantom pain of it comeig back to you but the pride and meaning of it over powers it.

Time skip again

"SO WELCOME..... TOKIO HOTEL!" the interveiwer yells at the camera, the crowd behind it full on fangirls and boys yell in exsitement waving their banners and posters around hoping to catch one of the band members attention.

As the band walks on the stage single file line they wave at the fans, the majority of them smiling wider and yelling louder, while the crazy super fans faint or start yelling not so innocent things (i dont blame them ahaha)

"Hello we are so happy to be on the show with you today" Bill says taking the mircophone from the interviewer so the audiance could hear them clearly.

"Well im glad, so today we have a couple questions to ask you, if thats all right with you all" She says looking over the band and seeing their nodding heads.

"Okay, great sooo the first question is from.... Marie asking if any of you have any big regrets in you career". She cocks an eyebrow then looks at the band, a smile on her face.

"Oh well uhm probably styling my hair with CANS of hairspray, kinda wish i just wore a wig but oh well" Bill says shrugging passing the mircophone along.

"Oh hahaha, Okay next question" She says smile dropping as she reads the next couple of questions out.

"Oooo okay this one is for Bill , aparently you were seen with ___ going into a tattoo parlor, do you care to show us what you got" she asks smirk stretching on her face.

"Oh, uhm no sorry" Bill says shaking his head in disagreement, but the interviwer just keeps on begging.

After a while it really started to get on him nerves, more so when she brought the audiance in on it as well, but bill just kept on saying no, blushing hinding if face.

The tattoo was very important to bill and he didnt feel like it should be made public like this, exspeachily when it had such a deep meaning for bill and ___.

"Oh, well sorry ladys and gentlemen thats all the time we have today, sorry i coldn't make bill show the new tattoo but mabey next time" she say fake smile still prominent on her face.

As the band walks of the stage fareing their good byes bill mutters under his voice.

"There wont be a 'next time'".

They all groan as they sit down in the tour bus, tom cracking his back as well as gustav. "She was real adamant on getting the tattoo shown" Georg laughs opening a bag of chips sitting down across from the boy.

"Yeah she need to learn to take no for an answer, she must be a real treat in bed" tom laughs sarcastically behind the two.

"mmh" bill agrees putting his headphones in listening to a song ___ and him made when he was staying at her house one of the first times they met thinking about calling her when they head off to check up on her.

SORRY GUYS I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO END IT 😭.

taglist @oppopotamus @violentnewmarley @saumspam @adissonsss

[formulawonu]

Hi L! Do you take requests for groups others than seventeen? What’s your take on reader having insomnia or they “can’t fall asleep” for NCT Dojaejung

nct & sleepless nights

a/n: hi tee!!! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა thank u for the request! omg yes i love nct so much. i’ve been meaning to start writing about them too 🥹 this was so fun to think about hahaha hope this did it justice <3

doyoung: “go. to. sleep.” doyoung is 100% not putting up with ur shit if ur just trying to annoy him into not sleeping with you he goes through ENOUGH with the members during the day already 😭☠️🙏 pls stop bothering the man. but if it’s a serious situation i think he would lay in bed and talk with you about it. he’d fight sleep just to hear more of what’s going on in your mind and help you untangle the thoughts that are keeping you up. he is so precious please take care of him

jaehyun: fun fact: jaehyun is my nct bias stopppppp he’d be so sleepy – constantly trying to keep his eyes open just to stay up with you. i think he’d tell you to just keep talking to him, reassure you he’s listening, and play with your hair while you’re in his arms just rambling on and on about what’s keeping you up/why you can’t sleep. he wouldn’t be much of a talker but it’s the tiny chuckles here and there while you’re talking that lets you know he’s still with you <3 im crying jae just one chance please

jungwoo: A WELL-MEANING MENACE 💀i firmly believe he would really take you not being able to sleep to heart so he’d really do anything to tire you out and make sure YOU’RE asleep before he is – even if he was ready for bed right before you told him. he’s just selfless like that i guess… he’d sit up turn the lights on start asking you so many questions that u eventually get annoyed in a lighthearted way and be like “omfg jungwoo lets just try sleeping” #casesolved #missionaccomplished but yea ur on the losing stick here bec you’re forcing HIM out of bed the next morning idk

[vctrvn-ls]

Beta Squad members as The Weeknd songs {and why}

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AJ: Shameless

guys guys guyyyssss , listen to the fvcking lyrics and tell me that’s not how you imagine being in a relationship with him!! the melody too, like it just gives off such Aje vibes you know? trusstt this is his song 100% , im sure with this one

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Niko: Losers

now now now, why would I pick a semi-basic song for my husband? well it’s not really basic though. listen to the words and fricking tell me that it doesn’t sound like a Niko thing?? like the lines “cause stupid’s next to I love you” and obviously “only losers go to school” ahahah. and the melody is so upbeat but not too over the top at the same time, just like Niko, you guys get me??? like plz I put a lot of thought into this one ahahah

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Sharky: Rockin’

sooo I was stuck in between this song and ‘Next’ but then I came to a conclusion that the latter is too too chill (almost sad) and the lyrics wouldn’t make sense. maybe the lyrics of ‘Rockin’ don’t all apply to Sharks, but the melody is his 100% because of how catchy and easy going it sounds!!! and you would totally be rockin’ together. being with sharky would be like dating your best friend no? j think ab it, he loves to gossip (podcasts r there for a reason), he dresses sooo well (outfit matchy matchy), great listener and an overall sweetheart!!! and the line “you don’t have to waste your energy”!?!? a slay line, defo cause he’d be so carefree w u and feel amazing. Sharky ily sm <3

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Kenny: Gasoline

ssshhhh guys,this is such an underrated song Im telling you, j like Kenny. this song is j *chefs kiss* for him, despite the fact that I can’t explain why the main chorus of the song has me thinking ab Kenny when the lyrics have nothing to do w him. Ik it feels like I j wasn’t bothered for poor Kenny, but that ain’t the case. really like, here you either get it or don’t, it’s j all ab the vibe rlly. (also the OD line in the chorus kind of resembles his boxing to me..like if u were to be in a relationship you’d obviously help him, help him stay motivated, always be on his side and support him no matter what, that’s why it’s “I know you won’t let me OD” , cause he would literally trust you w his whole life!!)

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Chunkz: Ordinary Life

lyrics lyrics lyrics is all I can say guys. maybe don’t listen to them too deeply, but off of the surface vibes we get religion, fame and the contrast of the two. we all know Chunkz takes his religion seriously, to the point where he gave up music, and we all know he is considered a very successful individual. so connecting the two, he probably does have a hard time balancing them which only makes sense because usually religion is more ab the spiritual world rather than the material. additionally the main chorus is lively tuneful but still sounds kind of mature (u get me guys? I hope so) which is literally a description of our bby Chunkz <3

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BONUS:

Filly: Best Friends

honestly self-explanatory hahaha, like this man always talking how he doesn’t want a serious relationship or anything like that, like he a fwb typa guy. lyrics v fitting if like someone ends up falling for him (me), I mean cmon like who wouldn’t…it’s Filly. looks, charisma, vibe, j a dream man fr. the melody lowk calm, drk if it’s v Filly but in some way I would say yes..

[tervencherries]

the best part about being a misandrist is that i’m completely 100% totally honest about how i feel about men irl and everyone’s always like “hahaha omg so funny!!! you’re so funny!!!” and it’s like no lindsey im serious i wish they would all get female-resistant cholera and die in their own shit. and everyone’s like “hahahaha that’s so funny” and i get invited to social events

[highonlife22]

everybody always tells me i should take an "IQ test" and its very 50/50, half of them are joking because they find me that idiotic so its like a hahaha funny joke and the other half are serious. im like 100% sure that my IQ is completely average, i hate that people percieve me in these two extreme ways

[cloverpurr]

people on wcue are so wild sometimes. i know most people here don't play it but holy shit it's so entertaining to join the game and spectate and see what crazy shit people are up to. #1 best time wasting activity. heres some highlights from some stuff ive seen in the past week

watched someone throw a complete fit in chat after not becoming deputy, including spamming "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY" and then leaving the roleplay to name themselves "crying irl spec (spectator)" and sit in the back of camp with the Timid Ears animation and Closed Eyes animation

watched at least 5 different clans start up and then die within minutes of starting (and each time without fail the leader / deputy would be like "guys i gtg in 10 minutes" and then leave almost instantly)

saw someone with a bio that said, "gigantically inept mancat with giganticism"

saw another person with a bio that said "TOM/MEAN/HATES WARRIORS/NICE TO KITS"

had to almost report several people because they were doing a warrior x apprentice roleplay and there had to have been at least 5 different guys who had "crush : (whatever)paw" in their bios. they left because someone threatened to call a mod on them

made fun of the clipping issues in wcue so, so many times. the newest paid accessory pack includes a face bandage that all the face markings clip through, it only looks somewhat normal on the paid long muzzle gamepass, and its also completely unmodeled on one side

^ this accessory was actually fixed! like. yesterday! but now it looks all bulbous and thick and its very clearly not modeled on one side still. lol

saw one guy whos morph looked like a fucking minion . shout out to that guy specifically

saw someone whos rp name was "evilspawn"

saw another person whos rp name was "nekopaw" (... catpaw .....)

saw someone ask in chat "do furrys play this game"

had someone come up to me and say "you remind me of a moderator!" and i was like. oh really? thanks ig im not a mod though hahaha. then they said i was "awesome sauce"

someones bio said they were so afraid of cats that they would have panic attacks whenever they saw their paws . they as in the cat they were roleplaying as. was. afraid of cats and had panic attacks when they saw their own paws

someones name was "phatass". their bio was "morbidly obese". they were 100% serious and in roleplay

[narryffdreaming]

i hope this does not come off as rude (because i’m coming from a place of curiosity and not judgement so hopefully i am able to phrase it correctly)

is there a reason that you somewhat “hide” your fics? by that i mean not having a masterlist or something in your bio or pinning it or reblogging it a bunch just to “promote” it?

because you are insanely talented and in my absolutely unbiased opinion you deserve so much recognition for it and everyone should read it

hiii you didn't come off as rude, don't worry :) and btw it's extremely nice of you to think that about me hahah

tbh I do have reasons, yes, but they aren't "official" or "serious reasons", yknow? like, it's just something that happened naturally, I don't know.

I am very proud of the things I write, even when they aren't the best they could be, mostly bc I know how much effort and time I put into creating characters and planning their stories. I have fun doing that. So of course a part of me agrees that "everyone should read it" hahaha but in the end, the truth is that I KNOW the stories I write don't include the things that most people want to read nowadays, so I don't think promoting myself will change much. Like, Maisy and Harry had a great reaction, but it's not random... I know why that post has +800 notes but a toast to the future is luckily around 100 🤷🏻‍♀️, and yet I won't change things just to get more people into it.

So, yeah, I think I'm just aware that I'm not a part of the "fanfic community" here, so I genuinely don't mind not having too many notes on my posts or being "recognized". If anyone happens to find my writing and ends up here, I'm more than willing and excited to chat about it and interact and discuss about posting more and etc etc... But I don't feel like """forcing my way""" in, if that makes sense? Idk it's hard to explain hahahaha

(pls I also don't want to come off as rude to other writers so don't get me wrong here. between the lines, in the end all I'm really saying is that > IM < not willing to adapt myself to fit in lol so thats why im okay with things being the way they are)

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Truly on the same wavelength LMAO yes I agree I believe we’re in the clear now LOL

LMAOOO that exchange is actually so in character Aiku confidently/smugly being like “it’s deffo nagi bro right” and Reo just deadpanning HAHAHA

Ah alas if only we had more average taste…jk that goes against Karasu’s anti-mediocre campaign so WTV but aiku just seeing both of them being dumb in their own way to the point he’s like “you guys are hopeless can you guys just start making out alr smh” LMAO

The “nah you have one” LINE AHDGSHS >>>>> in the hands of a normal author is crazyyy LOL no actually I’m loving the kdrama vibes for the drama in peregrine it makes it sm fun to read

LMAOO OK PERFECT the switch has not failed us!!!!

I’m about to go stalk that yotd edit account rn LOL but omg the audio on the Inumaki one I wouldn’t normally be shocked by but I forgot I had my volume on relatively high from when I was trying to watch sth earlier and got BLASTED by it

REAL it truly is giving zantetsu but FRRRR I love the pairings and the dynamics we see in epinagi I love team white the whole Barou Nagi chigiri zantetsu dynamic >>>> fr wish we had more of these in the main series wait but speaking of the next epinagi ch that comes out will be when s2 has already aired???? Guys we’re so close….

HAHAHAHA hollyhock y/n abt to do us all a favor im crying otoya would go CRAZY like bro is definitely so desperate rn in bllk too

PAUSE THE KARASU ASSASSIN FIC??? HELLO???? Bro what will it take to have you continue that from the premise and the two paragraphs it’s fire…..omfg……

- Karasu anon

WE ARE ALWAYS SYNCED UP DKFHSJSJ you’ll never catch us lacking fr

LMAOO NO FR like reo can’t even tell if aiku’s being serious or not so the next day he’s practicing soccer w nagi and he’s like “yo nagi we’re not like a ROMANTIC couple right??” and nagi’s just like WTF 😭⁉️

we just have to be exceptional like that fr making karasu proud 🤩 but HAHA aiku is so done w them…i started the sae version finally and it is very unserious and silly (i’m anticipating better work for some of the other ones that i’m more excited to write) honestly though it’s what sae needs fr

NO BECAUSE LOOK AT THESE (from the still unfinished and unreleased chapter) AND TELL ME IT’S NOT GIVING COUPLE…

nagi and may need to pull up and collect their significant others so fast because they’re actually basically in love with each other atp 😭 nagi’s lucky he’s such an insane piner and that i’m also in love with him or else he’d be getting the boot so fast because reo x reader is sooooo 😩 when he’s her only constant…when he does literally anything so she thinks of him highly…when he doesn’t think he’ll be able to survive another party if she doesn’t come…i would 100% eat up a twelve ep tv drama about them i can’t even lie

JJK EDITS ALWAYS HAVE THE MOST INSANE AUDIOS TBH especially gojo geto nanami toji choso and sukuna ones some of them are just like WHO thought of this 😭

WAIT I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABT THAT OMG WE ARE SOOO CLOSE I CANNOT WAIT!! it’s going to be sm fun i can’t wait for the new episodes and our discussions and the additional times and the rise of tabieitaken nation 🤩

otoya is so desperate bro is going for CHIGIRI hollyhock y/n would do everyoneee a favor 😭 LMAOAO but unfortunately present time otoya is not as loyal as sengoku era otoya so that might not work out…imagine she’s like “i want you to belong to me” the way she is in hollyhock and bllk otoya’s like “ayo that’s kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 don’t you think 😳” (i bet karasu would do it though like bro is RUNNING to volunteer for that spot KFFHSJS a pretty smart badass girl wants him to be hers?? sign him tf up that’s basically his dream)

HAHAHA okay elaboration it was a bit based on the beginning of yotd (kaiser is reader’s cousin and reader is the princess of her kingdom) but instead of a hak-type character saving her karasu’s like wait she’s kinda pretty let me just kidnap her instead (because kaiser hired tabieitaken to assassinate the royal family so he can take the throne) and he takes her back to where he yuki and otoya live…i have a vivid image in my mind of yukimiya crashing out when he realizes karasu brought her home with him and he’s like “karasu we CANNOT keep a princess as a pet!!” and karasu’s like “please 🥺” so yuki turns to otoya for help but otoya’s like “nah she’s rlly cute she can stay” HAHAHA i just didn’t know where to go from there so it was abandoned pretty quickly 😩 but the title was crow and cackle!! it’s a song by some band that a guy showed me (before asking me out 😐) and the title just fit perfectly even though i don’t rlly listen to the song or band

[ssreeder]

ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod it’s HAPPENING this is NOT a DRILL

anyways I’m in bed hacking up a lung and delirious on cough medicine, so this leekie reaction episode is brought to you by Rikodien, our sponser for this evening :D

saw the chapter title and instantly began mentally rubbing my hands together like a greedy little gremlin I’m so EXCITED

oh shit not the suicidal sokka era… man pls just *kachow* back together like an overstretched elastic band bc codependency is wayyyy better than this shit come on dude

okay but like… sokka taking on zuko characteristics due to zuko being out of commission was Not what I expected, and yet I cannot say it’s entirely surprising

���I’m fine” GIRL YOU ARE LITERALLY IN THE MIDST OF A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

“Sokka wouldn’t do anything to hurt anyone” AANG. AANG. PLS I KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE THE GOOD IN OTHERS AND THAT YOURE A PACIFIST BUT. A A N G.

toph my bestie, the loml, an actual angel, yes INDEED why DOES sokka want to murder quon surely there’s a REASON

uh-oh.

not the zuko situation… rasu baby pls hold strong I Cannot have you being captured

aang. it’s times like these where I have to take deep breaths and remember you are 12 years old bc otherwise I will SCREAM

actually side note, but I would be really interested to hear 1. your feelings on iroh 2. your feelings on iroh IN THIS FIC, bc I personally am not a huge iroh fan for a multitude of reasons (sorry not sorry) so I wanna know how I’m supposed to read him in this universe (also just love hearing your thoughts and opinions but also no I don’t we’re divorced shut up)

thank GOD general how has some brain cells fr

suki is the real mvp of this chapter, she has the patience of the saint I honestly could never. FINALLY THE TRUTH YAYYYYY IM OH SO HAPPY TO HEAR SOKKA FINALLY TELL THE TRUTH

goddammit. why are they teenagers the emotions are just always so HIGH ugh I hate hormones. suki was doing so well ;-; (I don’t blame her or anything but DUDE COME ON)

aang and sokka friendship >>>>>

FUCKINF FINALY SOLKA IS GOONG TO ZUKEO OMGBG

ykw I’m just gonna leave those typos. I think they accurately convey my excitement.

sreedie. istg if pt 1 of the zukka reunion is sokka just WATCHING THROUGH A WINDOW IM GOING TO MURDER YOU

oh thank fuck he’s through the window. love you sreedie <3

not iroh just observing sokka go feral as a picture of absolute passivity lmao

okay I know this is a serious moment but I’m really enjoying the liab trivia night that sokka is hosting rn

I am actually,, extraordinarily pleased with how this chapter went. so uh.. no notes (ignore the several hundred words of notes above)

my heart was POUNDING and now I need to rest and recover. love ya sreeds <3

LEEKIE YOURE SICK?!?! (It’s been like almost two weeks so I hope you’re better) the audacity.

I think it’s hilarious how much of a reaction that title got heheeeee I’m funny.

Sokka spent 90% of RIA trying to get Zuko to stop doing what Sokka is spending 100% of ITF doing lol. It’s called progression damn it

Oh gosh my thoughts on Iroh? I don’t know where to start. I kind of want you to read Iroh how you want in this fic & see if you can figure out my feelings about the man from that? Hmmm? Call it… playing hard to get ;) ((just because we’re divorced doesn’t mean we can’t still play games))

Some people were mad at Suki for leaving after Sokka told her everything but seriously she is like what? 16??? Lied to & manipulated by someone she cared about & then told pfft there’s someone else. Nahhh girls allowed to have hurt feelings & she is allowed to want to bitch slap Sokka for that. (Just because Sokka is hurting doesn’t mean he gets to hurt others sorry buddddddyyy)

Hahaha Sokka did a really good job being there for Zuko but a terrible job keeping their closeness a secret haha: <3

LEEEEEKKKKKIIIEEEEE ok I don’t love you because you’re a lightbulb smashing ex wife but I do hope you’re feeling better & if now I’ll toss some soup through your window <3 (ok I still love you byyeeee)

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the rebranding thing seems a kinda logical though as i think due to the newfound popularity etc there has been this like blending of him and the character almost? like i struggle to know when hes being serious vs joking especially when he does something racist like on the podcast and especially because he was talking in atpoaim about how art shouldn't hurt people and you should preserve your relationships it seems logical that he would want to be more sincere? especially when the bfiafl was about sincerity which was lost a little with the stage performance because to me atleast i was double guessing if he was being serious or joking when he would make jokes about trans people in sport and it definitely felt like he had undermined a lot of what he has said previously yknow? like if im being a bit vague and cryptic tell me but like obviously i dont think hes a truely awful person but it feels like he is dancing on the line sometimes - 🐸

No, I think, you’re 100% right. Though, with Matty, there are always contradictions and a million sides to each thing, hahaha. I mean, it’s part of what makes him who he is, and I love him for it, but it does feel overwhelming at times.

This is how I’ve always understood things (and please someone correct me if I’m wrong! I actually like discussing this stuff, especially with other fans):

The stage persona seems to be primarily about criticizing and/or testing liberal/ leftist values. And it includes EVERYTHING that he does onstage. From the eating of raw meat, doing push ups shortlist, consuming tons of media in an exaggerated format of having several TV screens at once (some of which played political coverage, some had commercials trying to sell you stuff, etc.), to the couch scene where he touches himself, the drinking excessively, the speech he would do about how he doesn’t know what it means to be a man in leftist culture anymore. And how it’s troubling but understandable that men tend to run to right wing nonsense because at least, over there, they have a set of very defined ideals for what masculinity should be.

BFIAFL is, itself, a deconstruction of masculinity in many ways. So it would make sense that the band wanted to explore these leftist values further in the show/concert. With all that in mind, I interpreted the whole “the thing about trans women in sports,” or “I had this Indian taxi driver today” or whatever where the band cuts him off with the song before he says something horrific, as him saying two very important things to us as an audience.

1. Even though the show SEEMS very loose and weird because he’s essentially just doing whatever he wants. It’s really not. It’s very constructed. There are people in charge. It’s very thought out, and if things went wrong, we would be able to tell.

2. All of his performance is about critiquing liberal values, but he himself doesn’t know what the answer is and finds himself still trapped within leftist ideology. The second that he “threatens to cross the line” like saying that shit about the cab driver or trans women in sports, the boundary is re-asserted with the art (in the form of his band mates cutting him off making him stop his contemplation and get back to being the musician).

Does any of this make any sense or do I sound completely crazy, hahaha???

I think the podcast thing is a separate conversation. I’m down to have it, but I know that most of us are sick of it at this point.

The thing is, though, Matty has said that “if you’re always sincere all the time, you get ever diminishing returns.” Like people stop believing it after a while and it gets boring and less interesting. So, it’s weird to me that he would lean into the sincerity fully? Idk friends. HES AN ENIGMA.

[estrellasxxminis]

Meet VISHA !

Full name: Astrium "Visha" ataegina

Nicknames: Visha, Rockstar, airhead, David Bowie wannabe, aster, The Chosen One™, astraea

Title: Most Likely To Use Gen Alpha Slang

Gender: a ginger? What do I need a ginger for? Is this a thing that humans- I mean magical people do? (Genderfluid)

Pronouns: any/all

Species: 100% Human!!! Ehehe... (Neutron star)

Height: slightly taller than average

Age: eleven!!!!!!!! (—Hundred)

Text colour: Purple!

Playlist:

Powers/abilities: I... Practice.... Magic! At a school! And I'm... Very good at it.... Because im The Chosen One™! (Shapeshifting, Flying, Really Freaking Heavy, super speed, Teleportation, invulnerable to mostly EVERYTHING on earth, Literally Unkillable, Telekinesis, has a particle in dead center (inner core) of the body which you Can Not access, can Warp People, Really Very Sparkly, radiation manipulation, electricity manipulation, asterokinesis, lung adaption, glow in the dark, night vision, omnilingualism, can kinda heal people, can make plants grow just by being around them (science stuff), star and galaxy magic)

(hey, but I'm not THAT overpowered, right?)

Weapon + fighting style: a Really Big chakram (refer to the video)

Handedness: ambidextrous

Religion: are you SURE these Guardians Of Hope And Peace™ are any... Hopeful or Peaceful?

Moodboard: TBA

Stimboard: link

Fashionboard: TBA

Voice claims:

Female voice: frosta from she-ra and the princesses of power

Male voice claim: MK from lego monkie kid

Fun fact: astrium's favorite superhero is Superman

Relationships:

Verita R. Theirenmana — close friend (i am not your "close friend", I am inspecting you for research. Interesting way to say you're my best friend, verita! I'm serious. There's no way a regular human or a so-called "chosen one" can do whatever it is you're doing. Uh- I told you verita, i-i'm just really good at magic! That's all! Huh.)

Marcel M. Cassidy — friend (visha, how did you survive that explosion during biology? I told you, Marcel, I'm the super awesome chosen one and the prophecy gave me cool powers! But it doesn't explain how once, during class I saw you speak to the tiny creature and— you were asking about "how their brother was doing"- Uhh- YOU MUST BE SEEING THINGS!!!)

Reva Theirenmana — friend/acquaintance (HIII!!! I heard you were FRIENDS with my BESTEST SISTER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD VERITA!?!?!??!?! 🎉🎉🎉 Uh- Yeah! We're pretty close, actually! Ohh, I remember now! You were the not-really-a-human guy she was making elaborate theories in her room about!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 Uhh- *nervous laugh* don't take her seriously about the human stuff! I-it's totally some crazy inside joke that she's not planning to tell anyone else!! Hahaha...)

Dorothy E. Theirenmana — friend/acquaintance (Miss chosen one, are you interested in the stars? U-uhmm, you can just call me visha or astrium... plus, what makes you ask THAT question??! I sorta got the impression she might be a little stuck on you, y'know? She always reads about the hobbies someone has when she fancies them. And also- I-i'm sure it's juuust... A new interest she has picked up!! ehehe...)

Sayaka Kurayami — Friend (your dreams aren't prophetic, right? Heh, I'd expect the "chosen one's" dreams to be full of scaaaaary visions where you'd see people in MyStErIoUs black robes cackling over an Eeeevil plan. Uhh, yeah, but if they WERE prophetic it'd be a repeat of the camp myenethían fiasco except *I* was the person accidentally holding the murderous dream orb- the WHAT dream orb?! Y-you definitely heard nothing!)

Valerie Rosewood — friend (so, how are you using the power of friendship to get outta this one? Power of friendship? Uhhmm... I'm just going to vaporize them, I guess... YOU'RE GOING TO VAPORIZE THE BAD GUYS?! (Wait- that wasn't normal?) i-it's uh- it's just my gift for magic!!! I'm the chosen one, they can't kill me YET! Man, This "chosen one" stuff is making you really OP...)

Hesperia — technically cousin and sworn rival (okay so- LISTEN HERE. I. AM. NOT. JOINING. YOUR SILLY ADVENTURES! But couldn't it be possible if you could travel a FEW inches out of bounds??!)

Melian Cassidy — Enemy (soo, we're just like, the coolest kids here aren't we? Uh- yeah! We have sooooo many things in common, like being... *short like really really short pause you wouldn't even notice it's one* ...being very fast and agile, obviously! Yeah! YOU get me. We're even sooo incredibly powerful, right? Exactly, and we're gonna use this power for— (said at the same time) saving the world with the power of friendship! / Beating up people who are out of our league! Yeah! Wait, WHAT? / Yeah! Wait, WHAT?)

Personality: if rainbow dash discovered David Bowie and the rest of classic rock, then this is probably what you'd get: Confident, dense, and extremely reckless; Visha is perhaps the bravest student in the Magic Academy™— if not for the fact that he's immortal, and is often dare-devil-ish with revealing her identity.

Despite his confident and flashy nature, (which is how she gets into trouble if not for the fact that I cover for him wh- verita, this is MY personality description! Get back to your own character card! *Sigh* whatever.) he still cares for her friends.

Backstory:

(I'm too lazy to put an ACTUALLY good explanation here so I'll just explain the gist ps remember some stuff are still wip)

(Astraea dies, Astrium is born from her dead core)

(Astrium doesn't understand why everyone is "so sad all the time" and CLEARLY not calling her by his actual name)

(other stars try their very best (keyword: try) to not have astrium turn out like astraea cuz astraea was "defective")

(astrium turns out like astraea anyway after learning more about humans)

(astrium develops an interest in humans and other alien species, much to the dismay of the other stars)

(and did I mention the other stars in astrium's constellation (constellations basically like family) are royalty? Astrium sneaks out and makes friends and goes on adventures when her family goes for meetings on other planets)

(one day, when astrium is preparing to go to star school equivalent he goes outside of his room with all his stuff...)

(...but instead of walking out into the hallway, everything BUT her room was bathed in pure white light, nearly blinding...)

(...curious, if this was some revenge prank trick, she walks out of the room expecting everything to be normal, for the light to fade away...)

(...and fell! Turns out the more mischievous stars in the constellation sent him out in the middle of nowhere galaxy to fall directly into earth because "if he liked them so much why doesn't he just join them?")

(so anyways astrium falls straight into earth and sneaks into a nearby town, and makes a disguise)

(Astrium meets marcel, a son of a farmer that gets pushed around by his horrible brother, melian, in said town and gives herself a cool nickname, visha, after figuring out the meaning because he wanted to look more cool)

(said town gets invaded by Evil Shadow Creatures Of Darkness™ and visha defeats them with his star powers and saves 3 magical children, Verita, Dorothy, and Reva)

(astrium, marcel, and melian gets found by Witches And Wizards who tell them visha is The Chosen Hero Of The Prophecy™, what a surprisee, visha goes along with it until...)

(...the magical person tells them that The Prophecy states that the Chosen One™ must be a human, from a seemingly poor town. According to what the magical people know, visha apparently fits all the criteria. She doesn't, but can't tell the magical people they were wrong yet because he had only been here for like, an hour or so)

(according to the magical people, marcel and melian are wizards too, and they have to attend the Magic School™ so they can fight the Dark Lord™-)

(but wait, visha remembered that from the human studies books, humans live for about 90+ years and more... And 11 year olds are children, immature children,)

(so that means they were forcing ELEVEN YEAR OLDS to defeat dark lords? Isn't that too young? Visha is technically somewhat young in star years, but what would a powerless eleven year old do against like, a really powerful Dark Lord™?)

(so visha continues the "totally human hahaha" act with his limited knowledge of the human world...)

(after a few days, visha goes on the Magic Train™ to go to magic school and meets one of the children he saved earlier, verita. He also gets along with another girl named sayaka which the older magical people they met earlier told them not to befriend with someone like sayaka BUT VISHA BEFRIENDED HER ANYWAY)

(visha and her new friends arrive at Magic School™, visha remembers to carry his old stuff which includes astraea's journal with her)

(visha learns about the 7 Guardians Of Hope And Peace™ who were the ones that chose the Chosen One™)

(these Creatures Of Darkness™ seem strangely familiar...)

(visha puts two and two together and realises OH SHIT THERE AREN'T JUST CREATURES OF DARKNESS THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT STARS)

(whoops so now there's ANOTHER reason visha has to hide his identity from the others)

(and if you compare astraea's journal to the history of the 7 Guardians Of Hope And Peace™... YIKES.)

(also the magical system in general is really weird and messed up from what it was before and they're teaching kids some Really Bad Lessons so now we have to defeat the 7 Guardians Of Hope And Peace™ which are actually embodiments for the 7 deadly sins and capitalism oops)

(HOW IS VISHA GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE? FIND OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!)

[son-flower]

(ageswap au)

words he wished someone said

[cryptid-moone]

No I’m serious he needs a good cry and a hug from his parents why did they just never mention the-

OK OK so my thing is, why did the game just brush over the like- 32 hours (give or take im making half this shit up) Wilbur spent fixing the timeline??? Like yeah I get it’s supposed to be a goofy fun silly game but ??????? I’m 100 percent sure no 13 year old would be completely anxiety free during all this like Wilbur was 🤨

Anyways more hcs but this time is just Wilbur:

•he’s actually closer to Talulla than Lazlo

Idk I feel like they bond pretty well as the dramatic(er) family members, plus talulla seems like that cousin who just vibes with the younger kids in the family

•”I’ll put all my feelings right here, then I’ll die.” He’s the gifted kid burnout

No because he was fr willing to run around alone in lava ass city instead of asking his parents for help, if that is not some “I need to be independent” thought train. Plus as the gifted kid/sibling I look at this kid and think to myself, “you’re a burnout 🤨”

• He was/is a bolt mega fan

Penny was his celebrity crush before captain time travel, she’s low-key the reason he’s so, adventurous and “cool” (he is cool but ok that’s a whole persona)

•he angry cries (see picture)

No because I’ve said this like 10 times but, how did he:

1. Almost die in a pyramid

2. Fuck up the time stream (1)

3. Fight multiple iron giant head ass robots

4. Help civilians around magma city

4.5. Fight mega Doris (that bitch)

5. Go back in time

6. Witness his future father interact with his present time family without anyone besides him and CARL knowing the truth

7. Watch Carl DIE

8. DIE HIMSELF

9. COME BACK TO LIFE

And be completely chill????? Rubs eyes omg

Anywho the game soundtrack is fire I think there should’ve been an extra cutscene where he gets to hug his parents and just be happy everyone is alive HAHAHA