#ily woof <3

[voiidbots]

what are mainverse tandems thoughts toward overlord? 👀

Oooooh, good question!

MV!Tandem loves their dad, and grows up idolizing him like almost every Tandem. However, their shy personality and search for knowledge outside of battle tactics has them stray farther and farther from his influence, until they have a major falling out with him one day.

The two go their separate ways, and barely talk until Tandem gets news of Overlord's demise by the hands of Springer...

I shall now direct you to this YouTube video, the first i ever made of Tandem! That showcases their response....

[mblue-art]

"…what are you staring at?" out comes the muffled question, soft and warm, like the half-eaten sesame ball lightly squished between their fingers. golden eyes flicker down for just a second at the treat, reminding him of their cheeks earlier when they were stuffed full as they chowed down on fried rice. his smile stretches wider. it's that same, lovely grin that never fails to make their heart flutter. "you," (adorable you), "of course. what, i can't lovingly stare at and appreciate my cute, cute partner?" a wobbly smile is followed by a puff of breath and the bloom of red on their cheeks. "whatever…" his grin stays.

[hourcat]

Piarles + ferrari au 😌😘🏎

He looks good, Charles realizes in absolute horror; Pierre Gasly, his closest friend on the grid who he's had complicated personal feelings about for most of his adult life, is fresh out of the team signing photoshoot with the Ferrari-red kit clinging tight to his shoulders, and he's grinning and chattering loudly with his new press officer, and he catches Charles' eye and all Charles can think is: he looks so fucking good.

Pierre, of course, doesn't notice--because he never notices, and that's been half of Charles' goddamn problem--and instead greets him with a loud, honking laugh, one arm extended to grab Charles' hand in a handshake that is, like always, a reminder of how large his hands are...and how paradoxically soft they are, too.

"Calamar," he's still laughing, fingers curled easily around Charles' own, "you missed quite the show in there," and continues talking even though Charles has almost entirely tuned out, his traitorous eyes now fixated only on the way their rings are somehow pressed together: both circlets have caught the violent red of their Ferrari gear (because they are teammates, now, my god) and are skin-warmed enough that Charles thinks he's burning alive in the roaring blaze of the upcoming season that hasn't even begun.

more 3 sentence au prompts?

[sakoyaya]

this is what yallz fuckass fics look like.

im gonna tickle you

-ms,cs x reader-

(part two maybe?)

you were sitting dzewn on the couch at your friend CHRIS house, when matt suddenly came by and said..

-hey babycakes

-i-i-i- WOOF WOOF MHHH🥹 i- IM SO SORRY DADDY- MATT. IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO-

-its okay shuga jus let me rub on dat pusieee

-no please-

-what daddy wants, daddy gets. now c’mere.

chris walks in to the living room

-hey mannnn i jus smoked sum dope ass shit ykyk im like sooo high rn. why are you touching y/n magical spot. only i get to do that. grrrr

-s-sowwy papi- may-maybe next time?

-nah

matt starts tickling you and you cant help but pee yourself. he now decides its time to get the rose toy.

-plees dont! bae stop him!

-dw im getting your bitchass outta here.

he flies your ass to bahamas last minute. matts crying and doing pushups on the floor now. great. you should go kys.

-hey ily

-same omg we twinnem

-stfu hoe before i bust in your face

thats all i have for today lovies i hope you enjoyed <3 should i make a pt 2? cause this was rlly interesting!🥹

[firenati0n]

several sentence sunday / last line game / all the challenges <3 :)

hello friends :) apologies for being MIA, things got a little silly (derogatory, unpleasant, painful) in roop land but i wanted to share some words and say THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for all the tags <3 even if i can't appropriately react at times, i love seeing and reading them. thank you thank you to @cha-melodius @bigassbowlingballhead @wordsofhoneydew @sparklepocalypse @violetbaudelaire-quagmire @eusuntgratie @cricketnationrise @orchidscript @kiwiana-writes @duchessdepolignaca03 @getmehighonmagic @suseagull04 @magicandarchery @oxfordslutphase @myheartalivewrites @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @leaves-of-laurelin @piratefalls @itsmaybitheway @ninzied @futureseaempress @priincebutt @onthewaytosomewhere @welcometololaland @songliili for the tags over the last few days. ily all my beloveds

here's a snip from my actor au i started yesterday lol coming soon :) it's long bc i wanted to make up for the lengthy silence xoxoxo

Alex grabs a piece of chicken with his chopsticks, lets it hover for a second. “So, those love scenes from Benediction—” “Next question.” Henry shovels fried rice into his mouth as if it’ll save him from responding. Doesn’t matter. Alex is patient. He lets Henry chew and swallow before diving right back in. “What was Oliver’s game like, huh? Because, woof. It was clearly working.” Henry’s ears rapidly turn red, first at the tips, then the whole way down. He looks down at his rice, seeking an answer. “It’s called acting, darling. You should try it sometime.” Alex laughs. “Yeah, but there must be a magic button to press.” A chopstick gets waved for emphasis. “No way just acting got all those breathy moans out of you.” Alex looks Henry square in the eye. He's fucking determined, wants an answer desperately. “Help a guy out here, Henry. I gotta perform for the cameras, too.” The pink flush starts to creep down Henry’s face. A wonderful actor, indeed. Henry swallows. “I can assure you, there’s nothing you need to worry about.” Interesting. Alex raises an eyebrow. “Why not?” He asks, curious.   Henry takes a breath. Puts his food down. Looks Alex in his eyes, ocean blue eyes meeting deep brown ones. “I’m sure you own a mirror, Alex. Plus, we passed a chemistry read. There are no questions about it. When push comes to shove, we'll be fine.” “But what if I wanted to push a little ahead of schedule? Just us, just in case.” Alex wrings his hands, his throat dangerously close to seizing up. “I've, actually, uh. I've never done this before.”

xoxo roop

+ tags under the cut <3 and open tag as always :)

@anincompletelist @nocoastposts @dumbpeachjuice @tintagel-or-cockleshells @sherryvalli @littlemisskittentoes @tailsbeth-writes @lizzie-bennetdarcy @heybuddy-drabbles @inexplicablymine @onward--upward @celeritas2997 @gayrootvegetable @affectionatelyrs @tinyarmedtrex @14carrotghoul @rmd-writes @cultofsappho @largepeachicedtea @anchoredarchangel @candyspandemonium @whimsymanaged @ships-to-sail @zwiazdziarka @captainjunglegym

[defensivelee]

what if six lives! mary had tumblr

yeah what if. that would be crazy lol

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🗝️ cross-marked-angel

daddy finally fucked off 🥳 pls wish him a good trip. i'm going live in ten

🗝️ cross-marked-angel

does @raccoongirlbush want to join.. the stream always makes more when we pretend to kiss 💛 i PROMISE i'll take you out later with the extra dono money, wear something nice!!!!

🦝 raccoongirlbush Follow

o7

🗝️ cross-marked-angel

anne i swear to lo!!! ok whatever click here to join the stream, i look forward to seeing all of you there~

#streams #i'm just kidding ily anne... #please accept dinner as my humble apology #i'll peg you later <3 #wait how many followers do i have on here again?

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🧡 menhera-prince-unlimited Follow

We're all seeing this, right? The fucking election results? I feel so bad for Rersetia, getting stuck with an Ally governor who does nothing but fear-monger and whine about the Overlifers-- all bark and no bite, that one. Unfortunately, woke little brats who don't know any better will flock to this one and decide it's a great victory instead.

I think I know what the next podcast episode will be about. It's about time we get the Allies to step down-- power doesn't mean competence. There are better people, with horns and tails, nothing but pure devil blood running through their veins, waiting for their chance out there, but when will Altos Diablos realize that?

🦌 allybentincksmain Follow

william please

🧡 menhera-prince-unlimited Follow

hans omg i forgot you followed me here haiiii ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

#hanni tag

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🤍 vitamarkedheart Follow

just seen the UGLIEST girl omg

🤍 vitamarkedheart Follow

bitches still go out like this.

🤍 vitamarkedheart Follow

wear green stockings or don't show your legs at all, fucking cow lol

🗝️ cross-marked-angel

on it bossman 🤍💚

🤍 vitamarkedheart Follow

wasn't talking to you. but can you dox that girl for me

#and then stop stalking my blog thank you #i love you princess <3 but get out #you are such a creep

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🦝 raccoongirlbush Follow

when is @/menhera-prince-unlimited going to come out with the Ally Bentinck sex tapes like we all know what he's hiding

#ally bentinck #religious posts #horny posts

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🐾 madwoofwoofspiritboy Follow

my girl got me a new collar :3 gonna post a pic later on the alt, horny timezone bitches are gonna have to wait

#m woof woofs

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🌠 lord-marlborough-official Follow

Please be normal about seeing James Stewart and I together tonight. For the last time, honestly...!

🌠 lord-marlborough-official Follow

Even just allegations of abuse can ruin a person's life, literally fuck off with that. You all think you know everything.

🗝️ cross-marked-angel

you fucking wish it was just allegations lol

🌠 lord-marlborough-official Follow

I thought I blocked you, did you make another account?

🗝️ cross-marked-angel

hehehe <3 you're amazing at changing the subject... it's why he loves you 💚

🌠 lord-marlborough-official Follow

High again? @vitamarkedheart can you come deal with her now?

#sorry about this lol #don't believe them for a second #or her for that matter #marly reblogs

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💌 idolofthedevils Follow

HELLO Everyone I must Tell You NOW!!!!11 That none other than Next Month, Devils Willing,,, I will have a NEW FEATURE (๑>◡<๑) for the Pup Hoods that you all so Adore very very Very very much~ for the first time Everrrr <3 now you shall ALLLL have the option to pay for ☆Custom☆ Pup Hoods up on the site, at the LOW low Low price of an extra Twenty Guilders ♡ ～('▽^人) and nouuu Additional Wait :3 doesn't that sound great n amazing n Everything you ever wanted???? Stop moping around, Get it up, let me see you all Happy now ( ◡‿◡ ) you weird Furries with Fursonas may join in the Celebrations naowwwww~

I love you all Forever and ever ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡ please make me very Happy and very much Richer!!!!! TOO!!!

#business spam #small business #JUST KIDDING FUCKETTES!!!! #you wish you were me #go make monopolies elsewhere ily <3

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🫁 nassauphilia Follow

sometimes I miss the feeling of knowing that at least death is a certainty

🗝️ cross-marked-angel

it can still be one 😘

🫁 nassauphilia Follow

is that supposed to be comforting or a threat??

#and how did u find my vent blog

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🦌 allybentincksmain Follow

The word of the Western Kingdom today is to have UNPROTECTED SEX 🙏🔥!!! Please enjoy yourselves, suck a lot of dick for good luck 🧡!!

#i love you all <3

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🩸 tail-tangled-of-este Follow

hot take, maybe, but I think they should bring back teaching Messianic in schools. you can't take children to a museum and expect them to be moved at the valiance of the devils when they don't know what the angels wanted.

#i don't remember who taught it to me but i am eternally grateful #maria.txt

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[bi-bats]

Imagine that due to Things and Circumstances DC has handed you the power to make 3 things canon for the rest of time and comics writers afterwards will have to actually abide by them!

What would you pick?

Okay after thinking long and hard about this, I have come to my conclusion. Also this is SUCH a good ask holy shit thankyousomuch this was SO fun to think about:

1. Jason cannot compromise his morals or stance on killing or guns.

Reasoning: the writers are using this to get Jason back in the batfam and I hate it. The WHOLE POINT IS THAT BRUCE CARES MORE ABOUT HIS MORALS THAN HIS SON AND I HATE THAT THEY'RE MAKING JASON COMPROMISE SO THAT HE CAN RECEIVE BRUCE'S LOVE. IT'S A BAD MESSAGE. THE POINT IS THAT BRUCE IS CHOOSING HIS MISSION OVER HIS SON AND THAT SUCKS, AND I FUCKING HATE WATCHING WRITERS BE LIKE "WELL HE'S RIGHT SO JASON SHOULD REALIZE THAT SO HE CAN BE A PART OF THE FAMILY AGAIN" LIKE NO THE OTHER POINT IS THAT THEY'RE BOTH RIGHT! THAT'S WHY ITS SO HARD. BRUCE IS RIGHT THAT ONE PERSON SHOULD NOT GET TO BE JUDGE JURY AND EXECUTIONER AND JASON IS RIGHT THAT THE PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES THEY'RE SAVING ARE USING THAT LIFE TO CAUSE MORE HARM ITS. ITS THE POINT. Its the point. And the fact that they're throwing out these two important conversations (bruce allowing his morals to define his love for Jason, which would be an incredible thing for him to work through, and the really legitimate conversation about how there is no right way to do what they're trying to do) because they want Bruce and Jason to hug is SUCH a disservice to BOTH of their characters. Woof sorry I went off about that one

2. They need to age all the young justice characters to college age and they aren't allowed to go back.

Reasoning: What the fuck is even going on with DC rn? The last comics I was reading, Tim was like 18ish, Kon was reading as like. 16 in one issue and early twenties in the other, and Bart was reading like a 17 year old. They're writing Jon as older than both Kon and Bart right now and I just. What the fuck is even going on? I know he was aged up but like. Theyre writing Damian as like 15/16 and Tim is BARELY reading as older than him rn. Meanwhile, they basically have Dick running the Titans like the Justice League. Wally has kids who are heroes.

Young justice should be in their early twenties. College aged kids. It's really frustrating watching them not age up at all while they age up every other generation. Age those kids up and let your teenage characters be Damian’s generation.

3. Batman should not be allowed to show up in more than 18 comics per year if he is not part of that team. (This isn't technically a canon decision, but it is a rule I would impose)

Reasoning: JL, Nightwing, Detective Comics, Batman (obviously), World's Finest - all of those or fine. But shit like the Flash?? WHY ARE YOU HERE? GO HOME!!!

That said, I'm okay with it if like there's a 6 issue arc of the Superman where he's operating in Gotham. That's fine. That makes sense. And those would come out monthly, so they'd be able to do a comic with him once a month for 6 months of the year and twice a month for 6 months. But they need limits on how often they're allowed to have him show up where he doesn't belong because without it they're just dropping him in everything!! I was SHOCKED he wasn't somehow a part of one minute war!! And like, I love the guy but get the hell out of my flash comics okay you DON'T need to be here. Bye boy

Anyways thank you SO MUCH FOR THE ASK THIS WAS SO FUN ILY 💚💚

[flutter2deceive]

Bitching about financials and job things under the cut

My company announced like 2 months ago that our jobs are being eliminated, but it's like this nebulous thing because they're outsourcing and we need to transfer all our products, so my end date isn't until 3/31/2026. Like that's so far in the future and I'm gonna get severence (at end date, i will have worked there for 20 years literally over half my life) + a retention bonus, so I'll be ok for a little while after the fact i think i hope

But anyway i decided to immediately start cost-cutting 2 months ago:

•canceled subscriptions (canceled hulu, paramount+ (i have a plex server hookup anyway), canceled ubereats (and also stopped ordering from them altogether), canceled or went down a level on my minimal patreon subs)

•signed up for Shell's rewards system (it's literally free and you save at least 20cents/gallon every single time and sometimes more without having to spend any money you just click a button and boom extra 10cents if you fill up on a specific day.)

•haven't done *any* fun online shopping or regular store shopping for that matter

•severely cut down my fast food spending (i'm sorry taco bell ily), and as my friends are in similar financial woes, we've stopped ordering food every weekend and opted to make cheap dinners where we each bring some small component like 1 brings pasta 1 brings sauce 1 brings garlic bread

•this isn't a recent change, but i never go out anywhere for like drinks or to see local comedy shows like i used to frequently do. I'm a homebody who goes into the office twice a week and goes to my best friend's house on saturdays and just sits at home the rest of the time

Even with all that!! My debit card is at $26, my 1 credit card is $3 away from its limit, the other is $21 from its limit. I *thankfully* get my paycheck at midnight, but like... woof!

Last paycheck i was down to less than $100 the day before as well. It's so mind-boggling to me that it's this bad. Partially because I've had some unfortunately-timed plumbing issues and had to pay a pricey deductible (but glad i have the insurance obv cuz of how much the total cost would've been otherwise.) But also partially cuz i feel like shit is so much more fucking expensive than it's ever been!! And the last gallon of milk i bought and properly refrigerated went sour like a full week before its expiration date.

I have a decent job and make pretty good money (for now at least.) I have made several cost-cutting measures recently. I feel like I don't *do* anything. And it literally doesn't matter!!

My best friend who has an equally comfortable job told me he had about the same amount of $ as me to last him til his next paycheck too.

And on top of the financial stress, i am so fucking stressed at work because no one knows what they're doing and i keep getting roped into things at the last minute with an IM that says "hey got time for a quick call?" And then i end up having to put together a complicated spreadsheet that is needed by end of week. Why didn't you fucking ask sooner than 2pm on a thursday?! Oh cuz someone who will still have a job at the end of this didn't do what they were supposed to? Ok sure I'll get right on that. And I do. I do get right on that and have it back to you within a couple hours. Because i stupidly care about my job.

Ugghhh i hate everything atm... Except i was able to livestream my favorite singer Terri Clark's debut concert at The Ryman tonight. And i have a ton of Fran/CC fanfics queued up to read. And the Ghosts discord is constantly coming up with the cutest scenarios for H$, my current otp. And i am off the entire next week because next Friday is my birthday. And my dog is snoring.

So i guess it hasn't been such a bad day after all, Charlie Brown... or some such sentimental nonsense 🙃🙃🙃

[otrtbs]

WOOF WOOF BARRK RAGH TAGH LKSDGFDNSMAKH

ily <3

LOVE this energy so much and ily <33

[chappelroans]

ao3 wrapped 2023

tagged by @lesbianlotties and @sapphicscience (ily both!)

works published: 15

word count: 151,907 (WOOF what am i doing)

kudos: 3,092

hits: 36,693

bookmarks: 813

subscriptions: 166 (awww how cute)

most popular by kudos: it's you and me (there's nothing like this), my first yj AND first lottienat fic! hehe!

most hits: she (lives in daydreams), a [REDACTED] fic from a fandom i regret

longest: oh outlaw, oh spur in my side, my lil cowboy lottienat au! don't worry i haven't given up i think about them every day!!! i just do better with oneshots right now so i'm getting all those ideas out of the way before i return <3

shortest: she's so pretty (when she goes down on me) 2,820 words - this is surprising to me, i don't do short fics anymore even for smut

most comments: oh outlaw!!!

fics that made me cry: none, i don't cry at my fics. the one that felt darkest to write was take the whole or a part of me and i'm working on a lottienat oneshot that is...too personal so i might never finish. avoidance is key!

fics that made me smile: show me where my armor ends, show me where my skin begins - standoffish turned 'i'm scaling your house and crawling through your window for cuddles' natalie was SO fun to write

gifts: nada (even though i profusely thank dani one billion times in each fic that they all could almost be classified as gifts)

collaborations: none

events: none (jesus really?)

tagging: @teabookgremlin @heroeddiemunson @staghunters

[brain-amoeba]

i requested the sniper thing and YES YEAH BARK BARK WOOF WOOF make that into a fic if you feel up to it!!!!!!!!

FUCK YEAH ILY SNIPER ANON

*cracks knuckles*

your wish is my command xP and since this is gonna be my first multipart work (and actual full blown fic posted to this page--) im gonna just use this to throw my ideas out there and at least give the name:

the fic is named In The Hot Seat and will be 9 chapters long, with each chapter being dedicated to each merc individually (though, if there's some demand for it, i may do some multi-chara stuff either with this fic or just in the future....)

the themes will be darker, but maybe not necessarily yandere? maybe some yandere elements, but more so just playing on the darker nature of the mercs, their personalities, and of course, their occupations. there for sure will be NSFW, whether implied or explicitly written. i dont necessarily plan to have multipart chapters BUTTT if it gets spicy enough it may happen... so far this is all the brainstorming i have with this fic, so ill leave the floor open to discussion and encourage you guys to interact with me more and send more asks/replies with stuff you wanna see or your ideas!!! talking to yall is my favorite part of the day :3

[dustsculptures]

hoo ur beautiful and awesome woof! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

ty ily!!! <3

[m1shapanda]

MISHA MISHA MISHA MEOW MEOW MEOOOW PURR

(translation: happy birthday sweetest boy, ily /p, you're amazing your art is amazing you're a wonderful human being, i hope you're having a good day and i'm wishing you all the best in life <3)

arf arf

(translation: don't forget to drink water and stretch!!!)

RIIINNNNNN RIIInn!!!! ARF ARF BARK ARK SNALKRRLGGR GRRR WOOF U SO SWEET AUHGHG thank u <33 ILY BITES U

[a-kaash-me-outside]

TORIIII BABEEEEE READING THE EPILOGUE IS THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!! THE DOMESTICITY!! THE FLUFF!! SAMU AND TSUMU INTERACTIONS AND THE HEAD TILT??!!! AAAHHH ALL THE INTERACTIONS!! IWA'S SHIRT!! THE GAME!! KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR!! SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW!! SLAMMING MY HEAD AND FIST ON THE BED!! MY CHEEKS LITERALLY HURT FROM SMILING AND GIGGLING TOO MUCH HELP

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!! THE BOKUTO CRUSH!! DAMMMNNNNN YOU KNOW I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR BOKUTO, RIGHT???? AND TO HAVE IT REVEALED TO HIM DURING THE GAME???? AND HIM SAYING "me?" HAS ME FEELING SOME TYPA WAY!!!! I WOULD DIE FOR HIM FR FR I'M SOBBING ACTUALLY

AND THE SMUT????? THE 3SOME???? BOKUTO AND TSUMU VIOLATING ME???? DAMNNN IT TORIIII THAT'S FREAKING HOT I'M GOING FERAL FR FR LEMME JUST BARK RESPECTFULLY BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF

LIKE WE REALLY SAID

AND I'M HERE FOR IT AAAAHSSHSSHSHSHHS

I'M SORRY IF I TYPED IN ALL CAPS BUT I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF I'M SORRY I JUST LOVE LOVE LOVE THE EPILOGUE WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE ALL THIS????

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SM FOR THIS BABE LITERALLY MADE MY DAY (｡♡‿♡｡) I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

ifljads;lkfjlad;ksjfLKFJDAS;LKFDJSA. i am so glad you loved it babe so glad so glad so glad. it was like one of my fav parts to write (mostly because i fuckign love bokuto man) no but seriously! it was actually supposed to only be a threesome between atsumu and bokuto and reader, but then it turned into 12k of a housewarming party lmao. BUT IM GLAD YOU LOVED IT <3 ily.

[dreastmilk]

mwomwomwoowmwomwmwomwm hi :3 what makes me an old man bc just bc i go eep early doesnt mean im 2397856329875632745 years old -_- ily and miss u

you're old because you go to bed at a responsible time :/

hello hi hi ily and I miss you too my woof woof

[edensflower]

barks at ur door HI BEAU well first of all we have been through some funny rp hellscapes together and i'm so glad ur back here in this particular one with me! it always rules writing w u bc whether it's a thread or a standalone thing, i think your stuff is always really fun to read? i think your writing style is very clean and easy to follow/collab with and u have spicy range across ur muses and u simply know things. like ur interpretations are just objectively correct. ofc special shout out saki who is our favourite murder wife. fond of how he is fun and sexy while doing terrible crimes like more villains need to be doing it like this. i'm also thinking on your eunyu portrayal bc i think you catch her voice really well and bring the endearing brattiness that makes her such an interesting character. our hateships our drama siblings dynamics we have fun here!! in my sappy moments but also ily!!! im so glad we have been friends this long <3

i'm barking back and now we are communicating... what the woof.. this is very sweet of you <- says guy who liked your post literally asking for kindness. it is always very nice when people say my writing style is concise, because i like that style of writing and always want my writing to feel approachable! thank you for being fond of saki and all of my other little guys. i am always thrilled to write with you and i would follow only you into the dangers of tumblr rp. i am very glad that we have been friends for so long and have gotten the chance to write together for most of those years!! you are an epic writer and an even cooler person. you are kind, talented, passionate, and one of the best friends i've ever known. you stick up for people, you wear your heart on your sleeve, and you work hard at everything you do! i have an immense amount of love and respect for you. i love you very much and i will be the metaphorical cursed amulet you'll never rid yourself of ^_^