#ily babe <3 <3

[lady-of-imladris]

Baby you gotta rest somehow (you can now throw a chair at me across the ocean)

(I constantly get passive-agressive messages from my health app about my sleep nxnfjfhdjj fuck robots)

I knowwwww 😭😭😭 I am TRYING to get enough rest but I am trying to avoid being stressed out by assignments the day before they are due... So I am stressing out about assignments a week before they're due 😭😭

Seriously I have like 7 assignments to do right now and they are all daunting AND I AM ONLY TAKING HALF THE CLASSES I AM SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!

In conclusion: DEIXL EINI!!! (very cutesy Austrian swear word I learned today lol, it basically means fuck)

My smartband is CONSTANTLY complaining about how little rest I get and how bad quality it is lol

[uhohdad]

hear me out, loser! könig who's in love with his best friend and she drags him to go dress shopping and he has to consciously keep himself from drooling everytime she shows him a new dress. She's just so pretty, grabbable hips with the prettiest smile and she has that sparkle in her eyes and she's looking at *him.*

(18+) Dress Shopping with Loser!König

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅^ྀི ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅^ྀི ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅^ྀི ⋅˚₊ ‧୨୧ ‧₊˚

“What do you think of this one?”

Loser!König has heard this question all day long, and if he answered honestly, you’d run for the hills.

Loser!König can’t believe you’re inviting him to ogle at you. His eyes devour the way each dress hugs your curves, your legs that curtsy and twirl as you show off, hips that beg for his strong hands. His favorite are the particularly low-cut dresses, shamelessly drooling over your plush, perfect cleavage. He imagines he’s slipping his hardened hands down your collar and into your bra, grabbing two handfuls of your soft breasts, massaging them against his palms.

Loser!König’s erection has turned painful long ago, forced to tuck his aching cock into the waistband of his pants in hopes you can’t tell that you’re torturing him. Torturing him with your perfect body, with that brilliant smile, with soft, sweet eyes looking up at him so innocently. It brings a heat to both his face and his cock, leaking and throbbing in his pants.

Loser!König who can’t stop thinking about how easy it would be to lift the hem of your dress and get a glimpse of your panties. He wants to sneak an upskirt photo, craves to know what color you’re wearing, what cut, if they’re lacy or not. The thought of a dainty bow on the top of your panties has a huffy groan threatening to leave his lips, a pretty little present for him to unwrap.

Loser!König can hardly resist the urge to drag you into the fitting room. Pin both of your wrists to the mirror with a brute hand, the other sneaking up your thighs and bunching up the dress. Grinding his aching cock against your front, nestling himself between your lips and rocking against your clit. Yanking your soaked panties to the side and bullying his thick cock into your dripping cunt while you claw at him, his name stuck in the back of your throat.

Loser!Konig who practically throws his wallet at the cashier when you go to pay. He would buy you a hundred dresses if it means he gets to look at you in them.

Loser!König pretends to use a fitting room to try on a shirt, but instead relieves his painful, throbbing erection, biting back his pathetic whines and grunts as he imagines he’s filling you up, hands dug into your hips in that pretty dress. Ravaging your tight, wet cunt until he paints the fitting room mirror with his finish, choking back a moan that threatens to twist into your name.

Loser!König is bright red and sweating when he leaves the fitting room, hoping you haven’t realized what a perverted creep he truly is.

“Äh, it didn’t fit.”

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅^ྀི ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅^ྀི ⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅^ྀི ⋅˚₊ ‧୨୧ ‧₊˚

Loser!König

[sailforvalinor]

Shepard: “Okay everybody, we’ve gotta follow these corrupted Rachni further into the caves and find Grunt’s missing scouts. Move out.”

Garrus, behind her: *grumbling* “Why’d it have to be ‘follow the spiders’…why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’?”

Shepard: “Garrus?”

Garrus: “Sorry.”

[depravedangelbaby]

my pussy leaks every time someone tells me i gave them a piss kink

[collaredkittyboy]

This man goes "alright I have 15 minutes" and then rides my dick until I roll him over and nut inside him and then he tells me where things are and goes to class

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

1 OF 1, SHINee (2016) ╰┈➤ for @namjoohyuk 💎

[engagemythrusters]

Cat

She is Üglié

[essektheylyss]

anyway I should go to sleep but. cannot believe I started today just excited for magic science bullshit and ended it with THE BRIGHT QUEEN MY BELOVED IN VASSELHEIM. I am most blessed by the Luxon and I have been duly rewarded, etc etc

[pandasized-crevice]

my favs🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[ghost-proofbaby]

so is reader gonna move in with eddie :(

well, between you and i, eddie’s secretly enacting a plan so he’ll have her moved in before she even realizes it. it starts with the drawers of things, then the spare toothbrush just becomes her main toothbrush, then she’s keeping leftovers in his fridge and her shoes by his door and bam! he’s locked her in 😎 no takebacks. and he was so sneaky about it too!! (he absolutely was not and reader knew what he was doing the entire time. it’s cool though, his mattress is so much comfier than her dorm bed and not just because she gets to cuddle him every night)

[mrs-saturday]

GIRL I miss you in my notifs and on my dash 💔

Hope you're taking care of yourself [but plz come back soon omg] mwah mwah

you’re such a sweetheart ilyilyily!!! ive missed being here so much honestly 🥲😖

ive just been so stupidly sick these past few weeks, as well as the burnout getting to me hard after publishing my actual book for my degree (eek!)

will be returning with knight!george x princess!reader content in a few days 😏 oh and king!toto

[lady-of-imladris]

What is your favorite shoe?

Hiii!

I am absolutely OBSESSED with my beige platform sandals??? They are so comfy and giving 70s in all the best ways!!

[uhohdad]

Drabble requests?? If you would be so kind to humor me then-

Could there be like... soft and kind könig? Maybe just really gentle and domestic cause a while back i saw someone make headcanons of him being like a really mean guy and like all to them for sure!

But I was having a bit of a bad delusional day and könig is one of my attachments and seeing it made me so so sad and a bit paranoid cause like! Thats my partner! He wouldn't be like that!

So uh. Maybe just really soft comforting könig? If thats ok? Cause despite it being a few days now I still can't shake it and I feel bad over it :( hes such a silly but really good comfort for me. Big Austrian man ♡

Anyway if its no trouble then thank you! If not then its alright! Take care ok? ♡♡♡

for you my sweet beautiful anon? anything. i know könig would treat you like his liege ♡

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Köni💕: ‘How s work?’

Liebling: ‘:(‘

Köni💕: ‘o no, what happenbed?’

Liebling: ‘nothing. just nervous and weird. per usual lmao. 🙃’

Köni💕: ‘ill make u feel better when u get home’

Liebling: ‘:’)’

The aroma hits like a wave as you push the front door open, your mouth watering and tummy grumbling at the smell alone.

“Meine Prinzessin,” König calls as you set your bags down with a heavy thunk, “Did your day get better?”

“Just now,” You say, palm flush with the wall to support yourself as you kick off your shoes, “Whatever you’re doing in there, it’s art.”

“Your favorite,” he says proudly, a bit of a tune in his tone.

A giddy, mischievous giggle leaves you.

“Comfy clothes on the bed,” He adds.

You give a soft little whine, because it’s just too sickeningly sweet how he dotes on you.

After changed and settled, he’ll serve you your plate, listening intently as you vent about all the little things that have been bothering you lately.

“And, I don’t know. I know I shouldn’t feel this way, but I can’t-”

You sigh before continuing, “Sometimes I have this stupid voice in my brain, and it just tells me that you don’t actually like me, and I’m just not good enough for you. I know it’s not true, but it still gets to me, sometimes. Y’know?”

You look at him, faced pinched and a hand rubbing the back of your neck.

“I have the same stupid voice,” He says, those hooded blue eyes trained carefully in you, “But know little one, I love you more than anything.”

You pinch your nose at him, but you still have to fold your smile, cheeks warm and bunched.

“I love you more than anything, too,” You say sheepishly to your plate, tone soft as your fork absentmindedly plays with your food.

Once tummies are full and plates cleared away, König herds you to the couch, draping you with a cozy blanket. He fixes you a tea before joining you, happily letting you rest your head on his thigh. He’ll tolerate your silly little comfort movie without complaint, stroking your hair, playing with the soft locks. He doesn’t dare move after you ensnare him by falling asleep, snoring softly into his leg long after your half-drunk tea has gone cold. ♡

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♡gentle!könig

[your-mommy-ems]

Hehehe it’s me again can I also get cozy cafes and handwritten starrssss💗

Mwahhhhh💋

hehehe ofc babes <33

cozy cafe ☆ -

Handwritten stars ☆ -

dear harley,

my pookie wookie, chaotic bestie, you are simply one of my favourite people i have met on here and im forever grateful that i get to interact with you. its amazing that i've found another mutual who plays tennis too! you are a shining light and i love ya so much. i hope you have the wonderfullest most specialest week ever. (also red velvet cake>>>)

love from emma <33

[secrettastemakerland]

ya know it feels really Cruel Evil of me to subject colin bridgerton to his mid-life identity crisis and lovesick depression state every rewatch.

i'm still gonna do it tho

[anoodleyqueer]

down so bad I have her posting notifications on