#iloled

[amugoffandoms]

no I have not been thinking about a glass onion au for six the musical qre you crazy of course not <- clearly lying

[eyecide]

IM GRADUATING BEAUTY SCHOOL IN 2 AND A HALF WEEKS CAN YOU BELIEVE⁉️⁉️⁉️ everybody tell me you love me and you’re sooooo proud of me

[order-for-the-writers-room]

i don't know if anyone has done this but I thought it would be funny if you introduced yourself as the writer of one of your fics poorly explained

Heyo, I'm Mug, the writer of Traumatized Green Bitch Keeps Fucking Dying!

[robyn-goodfellowe]

[amugoffandoms]

OH GOD IT IS WTJYQJ5QI5

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course

[vocaloidsys]

I bought some of those fun little scratch pads from the dollar store and drew my main character Sonia Amethystine on it! ilol definitely be posting more soon im just doing a million things at once!

[amugoffandoms]

more ILOLL Incorrect Quotes, HERE WE GOOOO:

Anne: Reminds me of the time my friend said, "When you die, I won't be at your funeral." When I asked, "Why?" they said, "Because I'll be in jail for murdering the person who killed you."

Jane: Awww..

Jane: But what if you die of natural causes?

Anna: What if you die of old age?

Anne: They will murder natural causes and old age.

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Anne: Okay, I have some advice for you.

Jane: You got this! 👍

Anne: Don't die without me.

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In response to What are you doing?

Anne: Nothing much, just staring at my grave.

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In a group chat:

Anne: So, yeah, some random person started running at me and was going to swing her boob at me.

Anne: BOOT****

Anne: OH GOD I MEANT BOOT

Kat: BOOB

Anna: BAHWNHAHAHAHQ

Anna: OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHR

Cathy: The worst way to go out: getting beaten to death by titties.

Anna: OH MY GOS

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Kat, staring at Anne: She's gonna doe.

Kat:

The Others:

Kat: Fuck, I mean die.

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Anna: You could just cut off contact with everyone you know and stay in one place.

Anne: Hmm... Good idea!

Anne, a second later: AAAAH- AH, FUCK! WHO FUCKING SHOT ME WITH AN ARROW-

Random Archer: nervous chuckle

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Kat, watching Anne: bruh, i think I'm getting depressed watching this.

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Anne: Depression time?

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Cathy, looking at the floor: im crying

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Anne, talking about a death: A stab wound in the neck, 16 stab wounds in the stomach area and possibly a failed attempt at strangulation

Kat: 28 stab wounds.

Anne:

Anne: Detroit: Become Human reference?

Kat: Yes.

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[wikihowhowtoexist]

balrye postewd today so uhnh take this that ilol never ifnish

who took strings face gujh.,,,,,,,,,,,,

[order-for-the-writers-room]

A whole garden of flowers and my name etched on a rock. All this could have been avoided; all I wanted was to talk!

[therealmsparkerrrr]

Packed and mostly sold/gave away all my shit and I’m stuck in the same place..

Somebody really drugged me lmao

And having an overbearing parent who don’t know shit about me fr made it worse..

I’m bouta jump state tho 🖕🏽

Cash app if you wanna help

$HeyyymMsParkerrrr

Ilol try to stay active here I’m really over it

[riewritten]

If we met in rl Ilol try my best to make you happy and give u everything you’ve suffered enough. Want to rob me? Go ahead? Want to beat me up? Go ahead 🥰🥰

:) i would rob your sanity by beating you up with my scrumptious erwins & you'll make me happy by giving me the privilege of seeing your reaction

[suchananewsblog]

South Australia police can yank "idiotic" drug-drivers' licences immediately

Drivers in South Australia now face an immediate loss of license if they test positive during roadside drug-testing. The new laws are already in effect and seal a loophole that allowed drives who tested positive to still be able to continue to drive. Drivers who test positive to drugs will now receive an Immediate Loss of Licence (ILOL) notice by South Australia Police (SAPOL). Previously, they…

[schantallerkundetdiewelt]

Traditionelle Maya-Medizin im Hochland Chiapas (09.12.22) [Teil 1]

Der heutige Morgen begann mit einem Frühstück - Mal wieder Eier, wie fast jeden Tag - und einer Versammlung am neuzeitigen Wasserloch: dem WLAN-Hotspot.

Anschließend fuhr uns Speedy Gonzales ins Hochland nach San Cristóbal de las Casas. Innerhalb dieser mexikanischen Stunde legten wir mehrere Höhenmeter zurück und verloren mehrere Grad Celsius Temperatur.

In der Stadt 2100m ü. NN. sammelten wir Hella ein, eine deutsche Ethnologin, die seit 35 Jahren hier mit ihrem mexikanischen Mann lebt und sich mit der hiesigen Maya-Kultur beschäftigt hat.

In unsere Jacken gekuschelt ging es anschließend zu einem Maya-Heilkundigem (Miguel) und seinem Kräutergarten.

Uns wurde ein Video über eine traditionelle Geburt gezeigt und die Hebamme Nadja und Miguel beantworteten Fragen.

So wohnen rund um die Stadt noch sehr viele Mayas, die ihre Kinder traditionell zu Hause zur Welt bringen. Hierfür kommt eine Hebamme ins Haus, die betet, verschiedene Rituale zur Reinigung (u.a. mit Hühnern/Hähnen, Eiern und Äxten/Macheten) durchführt, auch Kräuterkundig ist und bei der Geburt hilft.

In der Maya-Heilkunde gibt es 5 Spezialisten: einen Kräuterheilkundigen (Miguel), Hebammen (Nadja), Knochenheiler, so ähnlich wie Osteopathen und Chiropraktiker, die Ilol ähnlich einem Psychotherapeuten oder Seelenheiler (Chalik) und ein "Resador del Montes" = Gebieter der Berge, ein Heiler des Volkes.

Nach dem Video betete Chalik, der Ilol, für unsere Reise und "reinigte" uns in einem Ritual mit Eiern und Basilikum, wenn wir wollten.

Danach mussten wir selbst Hand anlegen, um unseren eigenen Hustensaft herzustellen. Schantall musste aufpassen, dass sie nicht unters Messer geriet.

Miguel zeigte uns noch seine Apotheke und sein Kräuterlager und die Mutigen durften einen Mezkal mit Skorpion probieren.

[amugoffandoms]

some funny haha moment with ILOLL AU characters:

Jane, to Anne: Oops, got your coping skills! Now, let's see what we got.

Anne: *Casually describing her 200+ deaths*

Jane:

Jane: ..that's not a coping skill.

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Anne: Is our life a simulation?

Anne: ARE OUR LIVES A LI-

Kat, turning around: Welcome to existential crises with Anne Boleyn.

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Anne: Artery go balloon and go pop, oop blood!

Anne: That's basically an aneurysm.

The other Queens:

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Jane: I'm concerned.

Anne: I'M NOT GONNA DROWN MYSELF I SWEAR

Anna: You should.

Kat: Aw man, another crime and body hiding canceled!

Anne:

Anna, looking up from her phone: SHIT, I WAS TALKING TO CATHY-

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Anne: or is the world just slowly crumbling on us after all the wrongdoings we've done to the earth. The earth is just testing to see if it can withstand what we did.

Anna: *contemplating life noises*

Kat: ANNE STOP HAVING EXTENSTIAL CRISES AT 2AM THAT'S MY JOB

Anne: what

Anne: It's a job??

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Kat: Death to the next person who speaks

Anne: Okay

Anne: I'm dead

Kat: excluding Anne.

Anna: me please

Cathy: *speaks*

Anne: why not me

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Anne, talking about death: Twice, and I was bleeding out.

Anna: You were taking it like a champ

Anna: Anne's like: *gets stabbed* gdi not again

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[order-for-the-writers-room]

Why must the world grieve for no one?

[thepipsqueakery]

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This is an actual real live video of me this week. I know I'm supposed to be stressed out by all the glorious drama around here but life is good and critters are cute. Anyway, you should keep voting in the Shelter Challenge! We are still first in our state! Just click the link below and hit vote! https://www.shelterchallenge.com/shelterchallenge/shelter/detail/1244853 #hamster #love #chillinglikeavillian #iwastotallyaccusedofbeingarabbitexploitingvillianbecauseiaskedfordonations #iloled #seriously #lifeisgood