#(the source is gunshot bois quotes jwfhjfj so basically friends and me)

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more ILOLL Incorrect Quotes, HERE WE GOOOO:

Anne: Reminds me of the time my friend said, "When you die, I won't be at your funeral." When I asked, "Why?" they said, "Because I'll be in jail for murdering the person who killed you."

Jane: Awww..

Jane: But what if you die of natural causes?

Anna: What if you die of old age?

Anne: They will murder natural causes and old age.

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Anne: Okay, I have some advice for you.

Jane: You got this! 👍

Anne: Don't die without me.

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In response to What are you doing?

Anne: Nothing much, just staring at my grave.

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In a group chat:

Anne: So, yeah, some random person started running at me and was going to swing her boob at me.

Anne: BOOT****

Anne: OH GOD I MEANT BOOT

Kat: BOOB

Anna: BAHWNHAHAHAHQ

Anna: OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHR

Cathy: The worst way to go out: getting beaten to death by titties.

Anna: OH MY GOS

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Kat, staring at Anne: She's gonna doe.

Kat:

The Others:

Kat: Fuck, I mean die.

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Anna: You could just cut off contact with everyone you know and stay in one place.

Anne: Hmm... Good idea!

Anne, a second later: AAAAH- AH, FUCK! WHO FUCKING SHOT ME WITH AN ARROW-

Random Archer: nervous chuckle

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Kat, watching Anne: bruh, i think I'm getting depressed watching this.

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Anne: Depression time?

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Cathy, looking at the floor: im crying

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Anne, talking about a death: A stab wound in the neck, 16 stab wounds in the stomach area and possibly a failed attempt at strangulation

Kat: 28 stab wounds.

Anne:

Anne: Detroit: Become Human reference?

Kat: Yes.

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