#iloll incorrect quotes

[amugoffandoms]

some funny haha moment with ILOLL AU characters:

Jane, to Anne: Oops, got your coping skills! Now, let's see what we got.

Anne: *Casually describing her 200+ deaths*

Jane:

Jane: ..that's not a coping skill.

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Anne: Is our life a simulation?

Anne: ARE OUR LIVES A LI-

Kat, turning around: Welcome to existential crises with Anne Boleyn.

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Anne: Artery go balloon and go pop, oop blood!

Anne: That's basically an aneurysm.

The other Queens:

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Jane: I'm concerned.

Anne: I'M NOT GONNA DROWN MYSELF I SWEAR

Anna: You should.

Kat: Aw man, another crime and body hiding canceled!

Anne:

Anna, looking up from her phone: SHIT, I WAS TALKING TO CATHY-

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Anne: or is the world just slowly crumbling on us after all the wrongdoings we've done to the earth. The earth is just testing to see if it can withstand what we did.

Anna: *contemplating life noises*

Kat: ANNE STOP HAVING EXTENSTIAL CRISES AT 2AM THAT'S MY JOB

Anne: what

Anne: It's a job??

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Kat: Death to the next person who speaks

Anne: Okay

Anne: I'm dead

Kat: excluding Anne.

Anna: me please

Cathy: *speaks*

Anne: why not me

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Anne, talking about death: Twice, and I was bleeding out.

Anna: You were taking it like a champ

Anna: Anne's like: *gets stabbed* gdi not again

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[amugoffandoms]

more ILOLL Incorrect Quotes, HERE WE GOOOO:

Anne: Reminds me of the time my friend said, "When you die, I won't be at your funeral." When I asked, "Why?" they said, "Because I'll be in jail for murdering the person who killed you."

Jane: Awww..

Jane: But what if you die of natural causes?

Anna: What if you die of old age?

Anne: They will murder natural causes and old age.

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Anne: Okay, I have some advice for you.

Jane: You got this! 👍

Anne: Don't die without me.

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In response to What are you doing?

Anne: Nothing much, just staring at my grave.

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In a group chat:

Anne: So, yeah, some random person started running at me and was going to swing her boob at me.

Anne: BOOT****

Anne: OH GOD I MEANT BOOT

Kat: BOOB

Anna: BAHWNHAHAHAHQ

Anna: OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHR

Cathy: The worst way to go out: getting beaten to death by titties.

Anna: OH MY GOS

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Kat, staring at Anne: She's gonna doe.

Kat:

The Others:

Kat: Fuck, I mean die.

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Anna: You could just cut off contact with everyone you know and stay in one place.

Anne: Hmm... Good idea!

Anne, a second later: AAAAH- AH, FUCK! WHO FUCKING SHOT ME WITH AN ARROW-

Random Archer: nervous chuckle

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Kat, watching Anne: bruh, i think I'm getting depressed watching this.

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Anne: Depression time?

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Cathy, looking at the floor: im crying

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Anne, talking about a death: A stab wound in the neck, 16 stab wounds in the stomach area and possibly a failed attempt at strangulation

Kat: 28 stab wounds.

Anne:

Anne: Detroit: Become Human reference?

Kat: Yes.

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