#illegally dead

[calwasfound]

come on carolina have fun carolina

[shewhowillrise]

DC x DP

Jason never made it to the Lazarus pit or the league of assassins.

Bruce gave him that excuse for his green eyes and short temper.

Jason knows he didn’t crawl out of his grave with the giant Y that scars his chest.

Jason knows he’s a revenant.

Jason knows he needs to kill to stay sane. To stay whole.

A soul sucker they called him.

Jason agreed not to kill, because he misses his family. No matter how much he starves himself, it’s worth it to get Dick’s hugs, experience Tim’s genius, see Cassandra’s award winning performance, to help Damian experience a childhood.

Jason didn’t realize Bruce doesn’t know what he is. Jason didn’t realize Bruce meant Black Gate when he said he’d take him in the next time he killed. Jason didn’t realize Bruce had no idea about the anti ecto acts.

Jason swore to stay in line, so he’d never end up on that metal table again.

[yourgalgremlin]

Barty Crouch Jr in the back of potions class:

Evan: Shh, his inner demons are having enrichment time in their enclosure ☠️💘

[felsicveins]

im living for divorced jd

He is also living in spite of the governments ruling on his being alive

[soullust]

really love how pitts and meeks are the nerds and, (in some parts of the fandom) seen as goody-two-shoes only slightly less proper than cameron but if we're taking the deleted scenes as canon they get demerits on the first day of school and don't even seem to care? like idk i feel like in some fanfics meeks specifically is shown as a type of person who plays by the rules and cares and about grades and his permanent record and shit but like first time he actually talks in the movie (again, in the deleted scene) he just seems so unbothered by the fact that his school record's getting fucked b4 the school year's even properly started

[necrobratz]

guys i have more charthur baby but now shes got AUNTIE SADIE AND UNCLE LENNY!!!!! also shez based off @manzanitapost ‘s fic series as always🤞

[marauders-brain-rot]

Was just on TikTok shop and saw this and I’m literally so in shock. I know this isn’t a new phenomenon but for them to have a whole TikTok shop for this and to be selling them at such a high price and for people to have actually bought them?? This is why people take their fics down, this shit is literally illegal and on top of that it’s just wrong. Here is your reminder that fanfics are FREE and if you want a bound copy so badly, learn how to bind yourself

[cherryblossomtimemachine]

Crystal is my daughter and if any of you say bad things about her I will blow up the moon! I mean look at her she's just a little cutie!!

[frankcastleautism]

how broke mfs look at you when you say no to doordashing wingstop.

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

You watch shaun of the dead thinking its a silly zombie apocolypse comedy. But watch out.

[vonderful-time]

sometimes i think that gortash and durge were disgustingly domestic with one another, just sending stupid narcissistic praise back and forth and sitting in the same room just doing their own thing and bringing each other small gifts like flowers and the corpses of those guys that were super annoying that one time and-

[alchely]

Ideas for my Gallavich "season 12" spin-off.

Pov is shifted from the whole family to just those two, ideally this season should be able to be seen by people that haven't watched Shameless.

The first episode is inspired by the world's got nothing on us by biblionerd07 (go read it! It's funny af and then actually made me tear up!), it introduces Gallavich by not tackling directly any of their issues but hinting at them.

Every additional episode addresses something in the present that resurfaces from their past, by using old clips from Shameless as their flashbacks (ideally we could also get some scrapped scenes that never made it in the original)

Examples:

Ian tackles his grooming

Mickey deals with Yevgeny and Svetlana

They both deal with 3x6 and what it actually meant

Ian has to confront the fact that he left a lot and hurt Mickey doing so

Meeting the exes episode 😋

An episode about the Milkoviches (bring back Mandy, Iggy and Colin! And Sandy!)

An episode about the Gallaghers (bring back Fiona!)

Talking about their parents

Mickey talks about being in prison and in Mexico

Ian tries to go back to being an EMT

Mickey manages to put together an honest business (Mickey with a head for business and being his own boss)

Keep in mind this is not Hall of Shame style, I'd like to think that showing actual flashbacks could be kept to a minimum.

[polterwasteist]

*in the Mortis voice from Faith: The Unholy Trinity*

THE PASTOR

[randomgentlefolk]

Vincent: "My hungry ass could never be an otolaryngologist"

Rody: "What do you mean?"

Rody: "VINCE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??"

[holycartoonwarrior]

Cant stop thinking abt Marcia. about the wake and the funeral, how gross everyone treated her from start to bitter end. And she went out of her way to be kind to shiv in her very last scene, and while she is so WOW for taking the high road…..that would NOT have been me.

But I guess that hurt shiv the most lmao. she was fully braced for some cutting remark and Marcia doesn’t give it to her. Cuz Marcia is done. Shiv cannot comprehend why she chooses to be gentle and empathetic for once because she is so full of resentment and she assumes Marcia is the same. She expects Marcia to be an enemy, it’s easy. It’s something that’s safe and it’s that mentality her own father leans into to provide false loyalty in the episode vaulter. But Marcia only sees her as a broken sad child forever chasing a man whose approval was on a whim. She isn’t even worth contempt. And shiv doesn’t know if she should be angry sad or confused.

[dunsbar]

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