#illegal trouble

[serpentface]

Hey that's not a good shooting stance

[hotvampireadjacent]

I kept hearing a strange noise. I go outside my room and quickly figure out its pickles licking the lid of a wet can of cat food.

I figure he’s done with it. The moment I turn my back he goes right back to it. And as soon as I come out of my room again he quickly runs into his little play tunnel so he doesn’t get in trouble. Conniving little beast

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Okay now I'm curious about your TMA/Gravity Falls crossover. Is it like the cast of TMA get a cartoony summer adventure or is it like the cast of Gravity Falls have to deal with The Horrors? Or is it something else?

See this fic enchants me because it’s sort of both. One of the Rules of the fic is that the characters absolutely must maintain the conventions of their genre. So it’s the TMA universe and all of its grimdark cosmic horror grappling with the metaphysically displaced Mystery Twins, who operate on cartoon logic.

So it’s a lot of:

Elias: As you can see, you are all quite trapped. Under the contract, you cannot quit and you cannot kill me, so I suggest you all--

Mabel and Dipper: *exchange a look*

Dipper, stonefaced: *shrinks him with the size changing gem*

Mabel: *picks him up by his blazer and puts him in a jar*

The TMA crew: *staring*

Dipper, clapping once: so that's him handled.

Tim, completely broken, having to sit down: what

Dipper: I mean he can't do his evil machinations when he's like two inches tall in a jar and he's not going to die either so--oh uh Mabel? You put holes in that jar right?

Mabel, already going through Elias’s wallet and pocketing the cash: I can't be expected to think of everything Dipper

Dipper: I'm sure he's fine there, there was some air to start with and--we'll add holes. We'll add some holes

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

"Can I call you 'Drias?"

"Only one person ever called me that"

"Oh! Gotcha! Too personal. Boundaries, Marcy!"

My babygirl blaming herself and her difficulty reading social cues when she didn't do anything 😭 how was she supposed to know it was "too personal"?? She automatically assumes she did something wrong she assumes she messed up my BABY

[gigamuffinsofie]

1985

[shiraishi--kanade]

A lot can be said about companies' attitudes towards fanart vs fanfiction but I'm willing to bet the reason why copyright lawsuits seem to often overlook one and not the other is because art is a good way to attach new audience (=profit) and fanfic isn't. You are significantly more likely to see a cool fanart and go check out the source material because of it than to see, and read, through a whole fanfic (which requires much more time, effort, and frankly, attention span) and check out the source material after. How often do you see "I don't even go there but I like this" type of feedback on fanfic vs fanart? Huge copyright holders turn a blind eye to fanart more because they benefit from it.

[eroticcannibal]

Here is your reminder to not go off what people online in fandom discourse *say* is legal or illegal, and actually check what the laws are in your country. Because not everywhere is America.

[ethereal-bumble-bee]

Illegal fireworks or gunshots- the ultimate American guessing game!

[slugandthorn]

The coolest gender thing in the 2009 Japanese video game persona 3 100% how hard they coded shinjiro as the dead mom

[scorn-of-the-scions]

its 2am and cathal NEEDS his brother (only one who can go back to the source) to deliver a message NOW or else

[tony-hawks-underground]

I still remember seeing these license plates in use when i was a kid its like nostalgia for me

[stumpios]

Reminder to the public that I am a hater to people who support keeping wild animals as pets. I’m such a hater. Wild animals do not belong in your house. They are not domesticated. They are not used to anything in a household environment. Don’t even get me started on diseases. (NOT FUCKING RABIES. I MEAN OTHER SHIT THAT THEY'VE NOT HAD A CHANCE TO BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO.)

[bunnihearted]

the problem with my neighbor being an upperclass 19yr old incel is that he thinks he is in the right and trying to reason w him like a normal person doesnt work ://

[emstefani]

My mom always felt she was above the law LMFAO, but that's just a my mom-thing. She had that confidence even before she had all these PBA passes from her colleagues. Idk, pretty people are just confident and she illegally parks everywhere lmfao.

[pirunika]

this one passenger gave me the bag they to the business class lol he was like al kullanirsin? :D

[just-a-queer-fanboy]

I refuse to believe I'm the only one this enraged in reaction to abuse I refuse to believe nobody else has done what I've done I refuse to believe the "standard" reaction is to clam up and just go be sad and shut up about it I refuse to believe nobody else is angry about what happened to them I refuse to believe nobody else hates their abuser not in a "I never want to see you again" way but "I am going to rip your throat out with my fucking teeth" way I refuse to believe this isn't common

I'm not the fucking outlier here and I refuse to believe the people telling me I'm "becoming the abuser"* that I'm the only one reacting like this. I'm fucking not. There's no way.

*People have told me I'm becoming the abuser because I openly tell people what my ex did to me (and that she did it to other people, too!) And apparently that's "abuse" but all the shit she did isn't.

And surprise surprise, literally everyone who's told me that has been either a cop, a school administrator, or my very own family! Really loving that every adult in my life has accused me of abuse when I'm literally just retaliating against BEING ABUSED. Fuck all of you