#iknowyouthinkimbulletproof

[suchalonelysunflower]

Sunnyyyyyyyy, I love you but I can’t read happier than ever, the words get cut off. My love, please fix it🥹💖

Hello, love 🩷🩷

It’s weird cause I don’t find that problem in mobile or in desktop 🧐 as far as I know, there’s nothing to fix

My new fic

[watermelonsugacry]

can we plsss get harry’s reaction when y/n first sang the nonsense outro about him??

i love this series so much!!!

A/N: so this happened pre-married!ynrry !!

Despite the massive arena, fans were quick to spot Harry, Jeff, and Jenny (YN's manager) in their seats reserved for family and friends. He puts a hand over his heart, blows some kisses, and gives some friendly waves at some excited fans surrounding him.

There's no question about how much fans love to see the two at each other's shows. Despite the struggle of having to split their attention between the one on stage and the one in the audience, it's all worth it when seeing the two at the same show.

Throughout the night, Harry's been dancing in his spot, singing along to every song, a red solo cup in his hand--all while looking fondly at his fiancée on stage.

Tonight is especially a good night since it's the first night YN plans on singing Nonsense live with Harry in the audience. She's already sung the unreleased song a small handful of times and it never fails to put a smile on her face to see the fans go crazy when it pops up on the setlist.

She shouldn't be surprised by the crowd already knowing the lyrics and screaming/singing them back to her. But there's no denying that the most anticipated part of the song is when YN creates outros that are tailored around whatever city she's in. Tonight was no different. Tonight, she wrote a little something special for this show in particular.

So when the song comes to a close, YN makes sure to walk on the side of the catwalk where her fiancé stands with her favorite dimpled smile.

You might know me as that girl from 1D.

Fell in love with one of them named Harry.

Putain je t'aime tellement, Paris (I fucking love you so much, Paris)

After singing her lines, YN puts her hands in the air with a cheeky smile as the audience erupts into a fit of screams. Both of their manager's jaws drop, simultaneously leaning over to look at Harry in excitement.

At her second line, Harry had cheekily turned his head with a smile and raised brows. But by the end of the song, he hides his pink, bashful cheeks in his hands as Jeff shakes his shoulders. Jenny cheers along with the loud crowd, pointing out Harry's shy reaction.

"Did yeh like that one?" YN eagerly asks her love, cutely leaning to the side like she's trying to peak around his hand shield. She lets out a giggle when she receives a blown kiss and two thumbs up from him. Despite the low lights in the audience, close fans can see how his cheeks still cling to the blush.

It's quite a sight to see him act so shy about her relatively tame lyrics given that he's written countless songs about her with various sexual nuances. But oh how the tables turn when he's on the other end.

"Good. Wrote that one just for you, babe," She holds up a finger gun with a wink and a clink of her tongue. She spins on her heel to turn her attention back to the rest of the audience but it doesn't last very long once the fans begin to bark and hoot at Harry.

"Oi! This isn't about him anymore," YN playfully scolds but she can't help but join in as she pumps her fist beside her. "Alright, alright. We better stop before it gets to his head. His egos already big enough."

Despite the arena being to loud to actually hear it, everyone can practically hear his offended 'heyy' with that pinch in his brows.

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[lesbian-deadpool]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂

PENGUIN HUG!!

Thank you!

[daily911]

“For a long time, I thought that I was strong enough to balance those two things. To live life on my terms. Life doesn’t care how strong you think you are. It will find a way to break you. To pull you down until you hit bottom. But while you’re down there, if you open your eyes, you might finally be able to gain the clarity you need to find your way back up. Because life doesn’t have any dead ends when you refuse to quit moving. When you trade rock bottom for your rock. For what really matters in life. Though you may find your new road to still be rough...just remember that nothing worth doing is easy. And that with the help of your loved ones...you can find the strength to continue on.” 😭💖

It’s a sweet speech but I wonder what the other people at that meeting were thinking.

[malumsmermaid]

omg, can you do 3 and 16 from the prompt list with Malum please?!?!🥺💐

Setting 3: at the dining table

Dialogue 16: “I feel like I might be making this worse.”

Build Your Own Prompt

Warning: Smut under the cut

During quarantine, Calum had decided that the dining room needed to be overhauled. The walls were painted a new color, art was hung, and a new rug had arrived, all that was left to do was to refinish the dining table and chairs. Michael happily helped his boyfriend move all the zines and lyric booklets they were supposed to be signing, carefully organizing the piles on the kitchen island before helping Calum to carry the table onto the patio. Once they were outside of the sliding door Michael began the slow 90 degree turn so that the table would be perfectly in the center of the tarp Calum was using to protect the stone.

One by one the chairs joined the table and then Calum picked up the paint thinner and offered Michael a raggedy towel that was too far gone for even wiping the dogs’ paws. Calum poured the substance into one of his black undershirts, Michael smirking at the memory of him literally tearing that very piece of fabric off of his boyfriend in desperation the other night, voicing the memory as Calum handed him the bottle. “Glad to see I did in fact help in procuring rags for your project.”

Calum snorted, beginning to rub the paint thinner into the wood, slowly wiping the rag of what once was a shirt back and forth with the grain. Michael began doing the same with his piece of towel while he waited to hear the response he could see Calum constructing. “I guess having a needy, impatient, kitten for a boyfriend gets me things sometimes.” He finally retorted gruffly. 

“Too bad that’s not the sort of mood I’m in today.” Michael said, green eyes sharp as he eyed Calum, hungrily drinking in the image of his boyfriend’s biceps flexing as he continued working paint thinner into the table.

He pushed thoughts of making more rags out of Calum’s shirt and getting a last good use out of this table before they wouldn’t be able to for at least a week and tried to focus on what he was doing, pressing down on the wood harder with each wipe.

After an hour, Calum went inside to get them each a glass of water, returning without his shirt. He meandered over, setting the glass down before wrapping his arms around Michael, head nestling against his boyfriend’s shoulder as he looked at the progress he had made. Michael continued his work, ignoring Calum’s hands working their way up his sweat damp shirt, warm fingertips pressing against his back. “Think you deserve a break,” Calum hummed softly.

Michael snorted, “Thought you wanted to at least get the table stripped today.”

Calum chewed his lip, holding back the retort on the tip of his tongue, instead continuing to push Michael’s shirt higher up his back. “You’ve made a good amount of progress on that.” He commented instead.

Michael sighed, straightening up and pulling his shirt back down, much to Calum’s dismay. “You just like seeing me get sweaty.”

“And you me.” Calum said with a grin as Michael turned in his arms. Michael hummed, trying not to melt under Calum’s touch. “I just think we’d both be a bit more productive if we took a few minutes for a break.”

“You know damn well it wouldn’t just be a few minutes.” Michael growled, looking down at his boyfriend, warning flashing in his eyes.

“Then I feel like I might be making this worse.”

Michael bit back the grunt as Calum palmed his semi through his clothes before dancing back to his end of the table, taking a long drink of water before pouring more thinner on his rag and getting back to work, making a point of looking up at Michael from time to time as he did. Michael just focused in on what he was doing, moving along the length of the table, heading for the middle. Even as his shirt began to stick to his skin he refused to take it off, reasoning that that was exactly what Calum wanted, and he didn’t want to give it to him, not yet. His plan was to turn the tables from the other night.

Several more hours of hard work later and they were across the table from each other, giving the table top the last few swipes they needed before that was done. There was desperation in Calum’s eyes when he looked up at Michael. “We’re gonna have to let this dry for at least a few hours before we can flip the table over.” He said, voice strained.

“Just let me go inside and wash my hands and gather a few things. I’ll be back out here in a few.”

Calum dizzily followed Michael inside to wash his hands as well, but went back outside once he was done. He took a seat at the edge of the pool, feet kicking in the water while he waited. His head snapped up from looking at the water when he heard the sliding door slam closed, mouth watering at the sight of Michael, now completely bare, setting down the bottle of lube on the patio table.

Calum pulled his legs out of the water and stood, making his way to Michael. He gripped one of the dining chairs, leaning heavily on it as he whimpered, “How do you want me?”

Michael grinned, stealing the chair out from under Calum’s grip and carrying it over to be against the wall of the house. Calum nodded, walking over and standing against the wall, bracing himself on the chair. Michael rubbed himself against Calum’s ass, groaning at the cool, silky feeling of Calum’s workout shorts against his length. He slipped Calum’s shorts down his legs, picking up the small vibrator, setting it to the same frequency and pattern the plug he had in himself was at. 

He teased it over Calum’s stomach tattoo before dragging it up his chest, circling his nipples. Calum whimpered and Michael smirked, dragging his lips over his boyfriend’s shoulders, nipping and sucking at the skin. He lifted the vibrator, running it over Calum’s neck before tapping it against his lips. Calum took the small toy into his mouth, Michael stepping back to pick up the lube, coating his fingers before slipping them into Calum, working him open. 

Calum whimpered around the toy as Michael’s fingers moved in and out and from side to side. Once he got Calum right where he wanted him he pulled his fingers out, reaching up with his clean hand to remove the vibe from between Calum’s lips. “Y’know you could’ve taken that out any time you wanted, right babe?”

“Can’t leggo of the chair.” Calum whimpered, head dropping as he waited for Michael to fill him.

Michael grinned, slicking his cock with lube and teasing the head against Calum’s hole. “Now who’s desperate and needy.” He breathed into Calum’s ear, thrusting forward, Calum crying out his name.

Michael kept switching between long, slow, deep strokes and rapidly thrusting in and out of his boyfriend, swapping just as Calum got used to one. He found the remote for his plug, upping the vibrations, knowing that now that the long build up was over, neither of them would last. He let out a long groan at the feeling of the toy inside of him, it was nothing compared to Calum, but it was at least something.

He reached around to give Calum’s length some attention, surprised when he felt Calum’s hand already doing just that. “And here I thought you couldn’t let go of the chair,” Michael panted, thrusting harder.

Calum let out a loud moan, tightening his grip on himself, “Changed m’mind.” He grunted as a response.

Michael just nodded into the crook of his boyfriend’s neck letting out a long groan as he felt his stomach tighten. Soon they both came apart, Michael filling Calum, muttering praises in his ear to send him over the edge, spilling over the back of the chair. 

They both stood, Calum leaning on the chair and Michael leaning on Calum, as they came down. “What now?” Calum breathed after a few minutes.

“Don’t know about you,” Michael said, slowly easing out of his boyfriend, “but I think I’ve had enough with standing for a few hours.”

Calum nodded, “Shower and nap time then?”

“That sounds amazing.” Michael breathed, extending his hand to his boyfriend, leading the way inside.

[wontlastimokwiththat]

💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕 (no pressure if you don’t want to do it 💕💕💕)

LIZZA! This is the first time I’ve gotten one of these and man, does it feel weird that someone saw this and went “I definitely think I’ll send it to them”

Anyways 5 things. I’m an open book so I really don’t know what to say:

I’m moving jobs (and it scares the hell outta me)

I got accepted into the college I wanna go to and was just informed I got one of the most competitive scholarships

I’m taking my best friend/cousin to prom because she won’t let me take my “girlfriend”

Oh, I sorta kinda have a girlfriend

I really want a new tattoo

Are those good enough?? Did I do this right???

[kelieah]

hey, i haven't been the most active on tumblr or your blog, but happy one year. i'll try to be here for more of your blog!

hi there hon, no need to worry about that bahshdh. you do what you want to do. anyway thanks a bunch!

i definitely understand if ppl unfollowed me or became inactive w my blog, bc i’ve been inactive myself. it happens yanno! no harm done

[clumsyclifford]

please don't drink bleach, there won't be any left over for me 🥺

this is such a bizarre reason to tell me not to drink bleach and also this makes me feel like i should drink the bleach just so you won't. this whole thing stinks

[nostalgiabones]

10, 12, 17!

10. Something that made you cry this year?

Many things😭lmao. I mean a lot of sad things have happened in the world in general this year — I cry at everything sad and happy so a lot of things! I don’t even know if I can pinpoint one thing but 5sos things, family things, even just sad TV shows lmao everything makes me cry 🥲

12. Talk about a new friend you made this year

There are SO MANY friends I’ve made online this year but I’m gonna have to ramble about @calumrose 🥺 we started talking from her sending me anons about this is us, and then she messaged me and we’ve spoke every day since! We literally talk 24/7 and just cry over 5sos and write fics together 😭 like honestly 80% of my fics wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for her lmao

17. Post a picture from the end of the year

This is so random but here is a picture of my desk last night because I thought it looked cute LMAO

[bisquett]

42 and 90 cause i thought it was ✨funny✨ ....🙃

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

I LOVE IT OMGGGG yesss maybe I’m addicted to the fumes but I wouldn’t have it any other way

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

I’d probably have a heart attack. Idk how to explain it but I am terrified of clowns, ppl in masks, MASCOTS? Bottom line if I can’t tell who you are I’m...no. So mummies def fit that description. Also the smell??🤢🤢

[irwinkitten]

i find people get happy when i tell them this so. i have your notifications on, bye!

any time someone tells me that, my first thought is ‘oh i am so sorry for when i go on a shitposting spree’ lmao but this is adorable!! ily 

[suchalonelysunflower]

Sunny!!! I got my first tattoos and my artists name was sunny!!

IS THAT A KATANA?! I freaking love theseee omggg they look amazing! Please hydrate yourself and the tattoos and keep the tatttoo zone clean 🥰 I absolutely adore these! Congrats love 🥰🥰

[watermelonsugacry]

1dbandmember!yn and the boys water fight and harry giver her his shirt cause hers was see through

he so would.

Harry would already be sitting down on his spot on the risen platforms on the catwalk of the stage, a fond smile on his face as he watches YN, Louis and Liam run around with water bottles in their hands as they ruthlessly drench one another. He turns his gaze to the big screens on his left and huffs out a laugh when he sees YN throw the whole uncapped plastic bottle at Liam's back.

As Louis begins to introduce the next song, Harry's dimples disappear and his eyebrows pinch together when he sees her turn around to walk over to her designated seating spot, pushing her dripping hair away from her face and the camera picks up her black bra under her fitted, white t-shirt. Thankfully, the screen quickly changes to a shot of the boys talking again.

In her defense, she wasn't expecting to wear the white shirt for the show. If it wasn't for Niall offering her a chip from his nacho bowel a minute before they had to be in their positions to get on stage and for her dropping said chip on her black long-sleeve top, she would've thought to change into a white bra instead.

She'd also hope that if Louis or Liam would drag her into a water fight, they would have the decency to wait until the end of the show. So much for wishful thinking.

So as she walks to her spot next to Harry with her arms crossed over her chest in hopes to cover up until her shirt dries, Harry's already plucking the cuff of his sleeve and pulls his sweatshirt over his head. The fans all scream at catching a glimpse of his fern tattoos as his undershirt began to rise up.

When YN takes her seat beside him, he wordlessly hands her the sweatshirt. Knowing her stubborn self, she'd normally give him a dismissive wave of her hand, push the clothing item away and/or playfully roll her eyes saying something like yeh probably need it more than I do. So he has to admit that he's pleasantly surprised when she takes it with a grateful smile.

When she pushes her arms through the sleeves and tucks it over her head, she's immediately engulfed with the scent of his Ford cologne. He's trying so hard to suppress his smile at the sight of her in his clothes but it doesn't last long. Especially when she begins to gather her damp hair up and scoots herself closer to him to say in his ear, "I hope yeh know that yeh never gonna get this back."

He just has the most boyish smile on his face throughout the rest of the show. As they sing Right Now, fans can see the hearts in his eyes when she holds the microphone stand with sweater paws. Or when she turns to him and shows him how his sweater ends mid-thigh, their shoulders go up to their ears as they giggle at the sight. And what a sight it is for him to see her do her usual dances and prances around the stage with his clothes.

It makes the goosebumps on his arms from the chilly weather so worth it.

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[xhausofglamx]

I stalk your blog everyday, sorry not sorry💐💖

Everyday!!! I better keep the content comin’ lol I’m so glad to hear you enjoy my blog so much😁 thank you!

[jxnjungkook]

i love you and your videos, that's it bye-

aw thank you sm 🤍

[ghostofmashton]

ooo i have another if thats ok, #26!

Of course it’s okay! :)))

26. a song that taught you a lesson Lewis Capaldi - Hold Me While You Wait