#iketeru x kumatani

[opensesamepandemonium]

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Iketeru Daga x Mitsuo Kumatani - Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this is the most realistic m/m ship in any fandom.

Without explicitately stating it, Iketeru and Kumatani (IN MY OPINION) present as two queer men, for starters. Given that the series is pretty progressive in a lot of areas, having two gay lead characters holds a lot more merit than your usual "oh that's just how animes portray male friendships" gimmick.

Whilst Iketeru is our borzoi owning, onigiri loving, handsome idiot; Kumatani is your classic stoic faced, all serious protector. These character designs always go so well together, and it translates well in this series with how Kumatani is always watching over his silly co-star.

I think that it's pretty obvious that Kumatani has genuine feelings towards Iketeru, but the poor penis giggling singer is most likely oblivious to any of this. Including the way that Kuma really only smiles when interacting with him.

Saying that though, Iketeru literally sleeps in bed with his Kumao plushie, whilst Usao sits on the nightstand. Just let that sink in.

Art by: Inanthesisdraws

[tomasweetheart]

Hi! Can I pls request boyfriend headcanons for Uramichi, Mitsuo and Iketeru with a female reader? Thank you ❤️❤️

꒰ uramichi, ikereru & mitsuo x f!reader ꒱

° sypnosis: some headcanons about three of my fav cringe adults being boyfriends

° warnings: cussing, mentions of depression, mentions of alcohol and smoking, dirty jokes, nothing else really, sfw 🫡

° notes: i am so sorry for the wait. also, like everything else i write, this is x female reader but there's really no use of pronouns.

✮ uramichi :

he hasn't been in many relationships. maybe one or two actual serious ones, but otherwise he's been too busy with gymnastics and pulling himself out of holes to focus on dating.

so imagine you coming into the picture.

he's not against taking the initiative, but he'd probably appreciate it more if you made the first move.

even later in his life, he isn't too concerned about dating, but he's not opposed to it either.

you have to understand, uramichi is affected heavily everyday by his depression. there's some days where he doesn't even recognize himself, so you're going to have to earn his trust and learn him from the inside out.

as an actual boyfriend, uramichi will put his best effort into you.

he'll try to cut down on drinking and smoking, to some people that's not a lot, but he is trying really hard. unless you don't really mind either of those things, then the amount he'll cut back will be smaller.

he's touch-starved, but it'll take him a while to warm up to it, but once he does? oh boy.

who needs sleeping pills or booze when he can just hold you? his sundays off are reserved for just lounging on the couch together after his workout.

since he's older, he'll probably see your relationship as endgame...after you date for a couple of months. that nagging voice in the back of his head telling him that time is running out is the most annoying thing.

he tries, he takes you out. not on like, overly expensive dates but he'll go for walks with you, run errands with you, maybe take you to the bar with the rest of the cast

the cast probably doesn't find out about your relationship until later on, they catch him calling you on one of his breaks. usahara almost has a heart attack.

does have a temperment, you will fight. but uramichi is not one to not take responsibility.

if he says something completely out of line, he'll feel horrible and spend the rest of the day (or week...or month...or year...) trying to make up for it.

this is all new to him, but he loves you with all he has.

✮ kumatani :

first of all, you've got to like cats. if you don't, it's a dealbreaker. even if you're allergic, you have to at least appreciate cats.

kumatani isn't too concerned with dating, he just goes with the flow really. you'll probably have to make the first move.

he's a morally driven person, if you don't match his morals, he won't even bother with you. but if you have similar ideas to him, he's more willing to open up.

you make him smile, he likes being in your presence that much. typically, he finds stupid jokes annoying but you get a pass.

movie night dates!! he doesn't look it, but he loves showing you his favorite low budget films.

he's more casual about your relationship. he's not gonna come outward and tell everyone, but he won't deny it when someone brings it up.

takes you fishing with him, even if you don't really like it. just having you sit by him is enough, making conversation or reading a book, as long as you're in his vicinity.

he's also not one to beg, but assuming you aren't allergic to cats, he'll do everything in his power to convince you to adopt one with him.

nonchalant™, but let someone fuck with you. goes 0 to 100 real quick. he's not against using physical force to defend his morals, or you.

random infodumps, he'll just nonchalantly talk about things. you don't even need to understand, but just having you there to listen is enough.

gentleman, holds doors open for you, cooks for you, etc.

he's a good boyfriend, he has his moments, but overall he's just very serious. his love is shown more through his actions rather than words.

✮ iketeru :

good lord. he doesn't even know you're dating, he just thought you were being nice.

first things first: sayuri HAS to like you.

him being oblivious is an understatement.

you're his first real relationship, but let's be clear: just because he's clueless doesn't mean he's a baby. he's still a grown ass man.

he's a lot more laid-back than the other two, and a lot more open with his love.

he's not touch starved, he just likes touching you!!

holds your hand in public, cuddles you when you go to sleep, kisses you goodbye every morning, etc.

clingy baby.

househusband material my god. cooks, cleans, the whole nine yards. and, he likes doing it with you too so it's a win.

make dirty jokes, i beg.

he already laughs at all your jokes, but one penis joke and he's gonna cackle.

loves when you take part in his interests. especially when it involves music and his singing.

he'll sing for you, he actually really likes doing it, makes him feel loved because of how much you like his voice.

will ask you to settle arguments between him and his sister, even if you don't know jack shit about music. will probably get pouty if you take her side tbh

he'll tell everyone you're dating, but really it's not like they couldn't tell. you two are gross with the pda.

he doesn't mind if you drink, but hopes you understand that he doesn't really because of his low tolerance and therefore just asks that you don't ask him if he wants any, force it upon him or do it in moderation

10/10 one of the sweetest little guys ever.

[lune-legerement-ebrechee]

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[uramichisgirl]

heavyweight x lightweight

kumatani and uramichi are (clearly) confirmed heavyweights, whats it like when their partner is a major lightweight ?

and as for our obviously lightweight utano and usahara, what about them when their partner is the exact opposite ?

Full Durable for Uramichi cause im biased, hcs for the others, fem implied but gn

Uramichi -

One of his first impressions of you was how easily drunk you were.

You were a new hire, and the opportunity to get drinks hadn't come up yet. However, at the mandatory company get together Derekida lowkey threatened upon his workers to arrive at, he could already tell.

You were really pretty, anyone with eyes knew that. Uramichi thought hed be stupid not to know you were beautiful. But a thought hed never had before appeared in his mind as he looked down at you. You were stumbling around, cheeks flushed and turned up in a wide, pure smile, he honestly thought you were cute.

It made sense now, of course you were cute. But you had this almost mysterious personality, maybe it was a mix of you being a new face and Uramichi's anxiety, but seeing you in this light made the possibility of getting to know you brighter.

Uramichi, partly confused by his own feelings, was surprised when he looked forward to and started suggesting after work drinks.

Multiple, probably a lethal amount in total, of drinks were downed by urahara, utano, and none other than you.

He was so ready to observe your carefree actions. Work was stressful, it was calculated. You're there to do one job, do it right, and if you can manage to do it quick it may be just a little easier. You don't have the time to truly be as much of yourself as you can outside.

But instead, he felt Usaharas grating, irritating, agonizing voice right in his ear. He could smell the beer from his breath as he said so casually, with a sloppily slung arm across his shoulders,

"So, Uramichi ~ You've been the adamant one for post work drinks since (you) has come around. Whats with thaat ? Huh Uramichi ?"

He tried to tell him off, but he kept sluring,

"Huh ? Huh ? Huuuuh ?"

With a solid punch to his right cheek, Uramichi focused his attention away from the man childs whines and cries and back to you.

Your eyes were clearly set on the situation, noticing uramichi look back, you accidentally caught his eyes for a brief moment while trying to avoid being caught staring in on the conversation. You quickly looked away and brought another beer down.

You felt yourself get warmer, the atmosphere and sounds buzz in your head while your eyes dragged over to Utano.

She was once again complaining about her boyfriend, how every sunday, on her one off day, shed go support his shows, and even so he wouldnt man up and put a ring on her finger. It was a rough listen. Genuinely your idea of hell, failed comedian boyfriend of five years is ROUGH.

It just got worse when she suddenly turnt to you, full throttle on interrogating you.

"What about you ?!" She slurred, however, to you, slurred was basically normal for the pace the world seemed to be at. Everything was so dizzy, and you felt so hot under winter's sharp bite.

"Um.. no.. I dont have a boyfriend or anything." Usually you were more confident, but the spark under your skin and glimpse of Uramichi watching you made you freeze.

"Whaaat ? Seriously ? You've gotta be atleast talking to someone or interested, a person like you isnt just alone !"

Before you could defend yourself, Uramichi loudly coughed. His eyes went dark, a telltale way that even you already knew meant he was about to go on a depressive dialogue.

"Noww, just because someone isnt devoted to their love life doesnt make them hopeless !" His eyes narrowed, like a snake ready to suffocate it's prey. "Some of us just dont have the time or havent thought that much about it, Utano."

She sighed, forgetting how much of a loser Uramichi could actually be. "Fineee, whatever, all im saying is they're too fine for no one to be interested in them."

Uramichi just grinned while trying not to burst a blood vessel. "Yea Uramichi~" Usahara seemed to have regained consciousness. "Better be quick or she'll be snat-" And there was about another twenty minutes of no Usao-Kun.

You just smiled, and let your head fall against Utanos shoulder. "Mmmm so tired." She looked down at you genuinely ready to help,

"Ready to go home ?"

Your eyes slowly traveled across Uramichi. He looked great in casual clothing, his well trained body undeniably catching the attention of more people than you. Usano wasn't wrong, but you decided that night everyone was underestimating Uramichi Omota.

"No." Your eyes bore straight into Uramichi's, even though you were talking to Utano. "What about you, Uramichi ? Are you dating anyone ?"

Apparently just the words "Uramichi" and "Dating" together worked as a sleeper agent on Usahara, his blonde dyed hair immediately bouncing up and tilting back to make room for his large and loud laugh.

He wheezed, whimpered, choked and coughed before getting the memo that he was the only one laughing. "..ah."

But before Uramichi had the chance to properly concuss the man, you smiled back at him. "Don't worry. It doesn't make you hopeless." Your words were slurred, your eyesight sloppy, cheeks flushed and hair messy. But he swore, you looked like an angel, and he could hear the pure and genuine intent behind your words.

Oh.

He couldn't wait to see you when you weren't wasted. But he definitely wouldn't mind seeing you like this again either.

Kumatani -

He likes drinking but rarely ever gets drunk, or doesnt show it if he is.

You on the other hand, LOVE drinking, and always get drunk.

Hes usually good with others alcohol, I mean, the way he acts with Iketeru is just adorable.

Issue is.. you're much more aware than Iketeru, and actively are seeking alcohol.

And being friends long enough, he eventually learned the easiest control with you was damage control.

Routinely, he ordered your usual for you, (saw a bartender flirt with you once and it lowk traumatized him) and stayed with you throughout the night to make sure you didnt buss it down at the company party.

but everytime, you'd drink a bit too much, and cling to him tighter, or ask him to stay with you longer. his heart dropped everytime, his restraint getting thinner everytime you held him and looked up at him like he wasnt just your best friend.

so everytime, hed drink down shot after shot, even though it might as well have just disappeared after it went down his throat. But still, if he looked at you for too long, he felt a strange intoxication rise from his chest to his ears. so, for now, looking at the bottom of the shot glass would be okay.

Usahara -

If you took a shot for everytime he said "i wish i was funny" while drunk, youd still probably wouldnt be drink.

But, he would have already draken another two beers, and would be just all the more fucked up.

Really hes his own worst enemy. Drunkenly confessed to you in college, didnt remember in the morning. Now years later at Together with Maman, he still asks you out every drinking night after a few beers.

Kumatani and Uramichi think hes not as drunk as he acts when he asks you but whos to say.

Way too clingy. Fell asleep on your thighs at Kumatanis and got kicked out. Broke boyfriend hug in public bars 💔

Utano -

I mean, after she complains about her boyfriend so much.. of course you wonder if you could do better

Honestly, the question wasnt if you could, it was if she would let you. The bar is in hell, literally just dont be unfunny and broke. Buy that girl a ring !!

It started when she once clung to your arm and cried, "You would be a better partner !! I should just marry you instead !!"

Everyone kinda just blinked. No one on the show was emotionally stable but this is something new for sure.

You hummed, praying there wasnt any blush on your face. She was just drunk and.. probably didnt mean it. But still.. its a cute thought. You rubbed her back lightly, soothing her from her mood swing. "Sure."

Bonus : Iketeru -

Iketeru never drinks. Why ? 🍙

I mean, as long as you arent a crazy violent drunk then whats wrong with being drunk ? ^_^.. all the time

But honestly, doesnt really mind if you have heavy drinking habits. As long as he doesnt have to, why would he care ? Half of the time hes 🍙 anyway

Besides, he does think you do look quite cute when your cheeks are flushed and your lips are pouty and damp. Win-Win, right ?

[1010ninetynine]

a masterpost of what i consider gay subtext in Uramichi Onii San - the Manga

not the Anime quite yet. no offense Touko Machida but I simply do not want to deal with two interpretations of the work at this point in time.

Generally Kinda Romantic Subtext Between Certain Characters that I Think Can Be Interpreted Either Way

Uramichi and Usahara I cite this for the near telepathic communication. Say what you will - married couples are known for this shit - and while it's definitely not anywhere close to confirmed that these two characters have strong feelings for each other, imo this was pretty gay of them. But to put it one way - are you really friends if people don't mistake you for a gay couple at times? imo not really.

additionally, while it might be just beginning chapter art...tell me where our favorite bunny is looking? Is he being respectful?

(honestly i do think usahara is straight but yk...this mangaka likes his gay men pathetic methinks so there is a chance!)

2. Uramichi and Iketeru

back when iketeru was in hs and uramichi's age isn't given - but i think they're the same age? anyway the lyrics over this scene are just...gay as hell. And they're helping a child find their mom. That is married couple behavior.

(obviously could just be a joke/not intended. their relationship is literally a gag on not understanding each other because iketeru is too happy for uramichi)

3. Kumatani and Iketeru

there's also some somewhat strong subtext between kumatani and iketeru. Like first, kumatani was the first guy who got the weird shirt iketeru found.

and next, the constant protection of iketeru from alcohol is courtesy of kumatani our mvp

he even protects him from our favorite loser

while not as extreme as his protection of HACHITA THE BABY it is still noticeable that Iketeru is someone he cares about.

and both kumatani and iketeru hid their love life from the camera (as did the whole cast hehe). Kumatani literally says his love life isn't family friendly - which can mean a lot of things, including that he's homosexual. Iketeru says it's too beautiful to be shared - which can mean anything really, even that he's straight and had a normal love life that he ain't willing to share.

Imo this sequence of behaviors can be read one of two ways. First of all, you'd have to be blind to not see the obvious resemblance between Iketeru and Hachita, so the affection and thus acceptance of strange gifts due to their similarity is natural. But also...gay? Hmmmmmmmmmm

4. Uramichi and Kumatani

They kind of just hang out a lot, and Kumatani regularly reads more positivity in Uramichi than is probably there. Not really as showstoppingly romantic as the other three examples of subtext, but imo still quite a nice bit of fun in its own right. They're probably the ship easiest to imagine writing besides kumatani and iketeru and my personal favorite but before we get to that...

The Predatory Gay Man I Must Mention For The Completionist In Me

ok look. homophobic caricature he may be. but i said I would catalog all gay subtext in uramichi and imo on this website gay subtext include gay text (hxh moment) and capellini furitsuke is in fact. gay. and a horrible predatory man the likes of which rival your worst coworker. And probably beat him.

he torments the men around him and forces them to engage in behavior they're not interested in. i cite here usahara and saito's mistreatment but there might be more I missed.

like you can't describe capellini's behavior as anything but horrid and disgusting. i'll call uramichi onii san many things - particularly pro-lgbt in terms of rep isn't close. Still love it in general - and I'm pretty sure the author himself is gay given the ludicrous amount of male character thirst traps he draws - but i don't think he likes that about himself tbqh. But I don't really know him - just go on his twitter now and then.

Finally, the moment I've been waiting for but you all don't realize is coming maybe idk

Uramichi and Kikaku - a mostly one sided love story

This relationship isn't so much implied as it is easily ignorable yet true: it is obviously intended to be read as a love story of sorts, whether it be a gag about how lonely uramichi is and how he needs some emotional connection, or just plain 'he's gay'. This is literally the only guy who gets the door to Uramichi's heart regularly attempting to open treatment, let alone the fact that when Kikaku begs Uramichi to help him out with work he always agrees...maybe more so due to fear than genuine care but still.

there's probably more examples, but these are enough to prove my point imho

he also invites Kikaku to the first end of year party (there aren't any others at the time of writing, specifying in the case of a reader from the future)...or attempts to. Not to Saito Uebu or any other staff member - perhaps because he expects the ones he's closer to already be there, but still - specifically the guy who's only ever bothered him to help complete his work. It's what being horrifically lonely and dick brained does to you (i would know that best).

which leads to yet ANOTHER HEART DOOR SCENE THING

so uh yeah. uramichi's constant giving in to kikaku i think makes more sense if we consider the (slight) romantic inclination he ""might"" have for him.

BONUS: Uramichi and Utano had a moment that was pretty cute but not enough to qualify as subtext in my eyes because they kind of have no chemistry in canon so i still get to title this gay subtext but I also like them

[flirtyletters]

when you feel down

uramichi, iketeru, usahara, mitsuo, kikaku

gender neutral reader

uramichi omota

"being sad most of the time is a fact of life and no matter how fast you try to run away from it, it will eventually catch up to you," uramichi mumbles darkly.

you sigh, knowing his tendencies well enough, and sit down. you feel pathetic inside and you wish he would have done something, anything to cheer you up.

"however," he wraps his arms around you with the same grim expression, "i will run with you and have your back when the race starts."

his skin feels warm against you and even though he doesn't look at you, you feel like you can share your feelings with him and he will listen.

kikaku hanbee

he calls you back during his break.

"hi? why did you call when i was at work?"

he knows something is wrong the moment he hears your voice.

"well?" he says stiffly because he is at a loss, "what's the matter? what got you so down? i have 15 minutes to listen to you right now. you can tell me the rest tonight when i come back."

he may sound dismissive but he is concerned about you in his own way. why else will he spend his break talking to you rather than agonising over his incompetent coworkers?

iketeru daga

"what happened? you sound like you were denied onigiri," he says and takes a seat next to you.

"i don't feel too good..." you whisper in a broken voice and hide your face in his shoulder.

"why didn't you say something? i have snacks. special flavored onigiri. if you want, we can also go out for some food today. you can talk to me while we eat."

food makes situations better. don't they? he will listen to you even if he is not smart enough to understand you completely. ms sayuri gets comfortable near you to provide her warmth.

tobikichi usahara

what? his cute partner is down? usahara gets into his protective boyfriend mode. he is clueless and panics a little. did he do something wrong? are you upset with him?

what do you want? cuddling? food? a shoulder to rely on? a ear to listen to you? well he is not the best when it comes to advice but he can try that too.

he feels a little guilty about the happiness that consumes him. you chose to come to him when you were down. that makes him feel useful and special. he won't let you down.

mitsuo kumatani

"huh? did something happen?" he asks the moment he sees your face.

you can look the way you look every day and he will know. he is very conscious of the little changes in you.

"if you want to talk, i am here to listen. if you wanna hang out casually, we can do that too. i have brought some good movies for us to watch. if you want to rest, we can cuddle or i can leave you alone."

in truth, he is really worried about you and would love to stay by your side till you feel better.

if you ask him to stay, he feels happy but it's impossible to guess it from his nonchalant expression.

[zapreportsblog]

➥ Uramichi Omota :

A Glimpse Of Light

Unveiling the Hidden Life

➥ Iketeru Daga :

A Shift in Perception

A Brave Step

➥ Mitsuo Kumatani :

A Furry Surprise

➥ Hanbee Kikaku :

Connections

What Started Off As A Work Encounter Turnt Into Something More

➥ Tobikichi Usahara :

debts and new beginnings

➥ Utano Tadano :

➥ Saito Uebu :

360 personality

[schrodingers-romy]

I must ask for before dating #8 with uramichii :3

- @yutaleks

YAY uramichi ask!! Ty aleks <3

8. Do either of you plan to confess to each other, or are there too many obstacles for that?

Hmmm I feel like we are both very reluctant to take the leap and confess. I think that Uramichi doesn't want a relationship, and if he did, he could do better than me. Uramichi thinks the same, and he is worried that even if we get together, our relationship will change; he'd be worried we'd no longer be so at ease together. (He's an even bigger pessimist than me lmaoo). I think we'd need an outside force interfering to get us together

Ask game

[animehouse-moe]

Hello, can I ask from this ask game :

https://www.tumblr.com/threecheersforinking/677824836625694720/anime-ask-game?source=share

For anime/manga : Requiem of the Rose King, Heavenly Delusions, Uramichi Onisan, and Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Thanks 🌻

Sure! Seems pretty interesting so I'll give it a shot!

Favorite Character

Requiem of The Rose King: Joan of Arc

Heavenly Delusion: Juuichi (love his story arc)

Uramichi Oniisan: Iketeru Daga

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Touji Suzuhara

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Favorite Arc/Episode/Scene

Requiem of The Rose King: basically anything Joan, I love their presence with Richard and how they drive so much of their character arc

Heavenly Delusion: Juuichi's character arc. Such an incredible story in the anime

Uramichi Oniisan: 100% Iketeru dying of laughter at Uramichi's phallic jokes. Miyano Mamoru is too good of a voice actor

Neon Genesis Evangelion: specifically manga, Touji's EVA scene. Incredible work that's just heartbreaking across the board.

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Character I Think Is Underrated

Well, I'm not super into fandom conversations so it's hard to really say, but I'll give me best guesses

Requiem of The Rose King: King Richard. Despite an early death, his influence on the trajectory of the series as a whole is strongly felt.

Heavenly Delusion: Totori. I think a lot of people are unable to look past her surface and see the struggles that exist as deep-rooted and complex feelings.

Uramichi Oniisan: Furitsuke Capellini. Similar to Totori, I think a lot of people get caught up on initial impressions, stopping them from really enjoying the character as a whole (they're a riot in every scene).

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Touji

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Character I think Is Overrated

Requiem of The Rose King: I honestly don't have an answer, and can't really think of one that might fit it.

Heavenly Delusion: Inazaki Robin. A lot of people see depth in them that's only present due to Kiruko. They're a facade of a character that specifically serves to develop Kiruko (not that it's bad, but that they're simply a tool)

Uramichi Oniisan: Iketeru Daga. I love him, but as a character he pales in comparison due to his simpler nature. Still incredibly fun and lovable though.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Another blank. NGE's characters are just so good that I can't really think of a character that might even be overrated.

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Favorite Ship/Pairing

Requiem of The Rose King: Richard III x Anne Neville. Tried and true, nothing to complain about.

Heavenly Delusion: Mimihime x Shiro. No more to add.

Uramichi Oniisan: Kumatani x Usahara. They've just got it, and I love it.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Shinji x Asuka. Slightly more wholesome than Shinji x Rei, steps further into their comparable trauma, and paves the way towards a brighter future.

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Something I love About The Show

Requiem of The Rose King: Izumi Kentarou's art direction. God, the background art for RoRK looked so good (can't wait to see their work again on Delico's Nursery)

Heavenly Delusion: Mori Horitaka's direction. Made Heavenly Delusion into the single best adaptation I've ever watched, elevating Ishiguro's series in a way only an anime could.

Uramichi Oniisan: The humor. In both anime and manga, Gaku Kuze's darker adult life-focused comedy is unlike anything else (also manga designs are very nice).

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Pen Pen. Runner up is Shinji x Asuka dance routine.

[ezralva]

I recently finished the anime and knew already that there'd be Iketeru x Kumatani shipping... Tho I thought it'd be mostly because how protective Kumatani towards Iketeru

But then, this detail here seemed hinting Iketeru is also fond of Kumao-kun, because when Uramichi had both plushies in his apartment, just be put in the living room...

Iketeru put only Kumao plushie on his bed right beside his head 😆 while Usao plushie was put on the nightstand. Kumao prolly give him more comfort like when he's on his full size.

EDIT: another proof....no HD version

[rin-haitani]

uramichi oniisan official art for halloween

uramichi and kumatani got my knees buckling jsdkksd i cant with these two :,))

[colorseeingchick]

Making Out with You - Uramichi, Iketeru, Kumatani, Usahara

The cast of Together with Maman are touch starved and in love with you. Here's how they act when they finally get to kiss you.

A/N: Yeah this, this is so self indulgent. Madly in love with them. All of them. Uramichi and Kumatani are new sources of peace for me, so enjoy.

Rating: Teen (17+) : 7.5/10 chili peppers for spiciness...the suggestive nature of these are pretty obvious.

Warnings: Sexual themes/implications.

Omota Uramichi

Kissing Uramichi is firm and desperate. He’s not “falling apart” desperate, but his desperation allows him to put all his weariness aside, and he’s letting every bit of his desire for intimacy and love with you out. He wants you, and he wants you badly. It took a fair amount of time to work up the courage to finally act on his feelings, and now he’s finally here.

He’s cradling your neck with intensity, not tight enough to hurt you but with enough strength to assure himself that you won’t slip away and out of existence. He’s not the type to go wild or feral - Uramichi’s passion isn’t unhinged. Rather, it’s grounding. Kissing you grounds him into emotions that had he hadn’t felt in…forever. He usually lives with his heart under lock and key, but kissing you allows him to feel alive and at peace all at once because his heart is finally free from its cage. He’s pressing his lips to yours, kissing you deeply for moments at a time, allowing you to breathe in between while his arms hold you against his body. As more time passes, the kisses get longer. He’s goading you into melting into him as well.

If your hands come up to his hair, pull it lightly. If your hands end up around his neck, massage it. If they end up on the sides of his arms, squeeze. Just trust me. He’s going to get flustered in all three instances. But you’re also going to instantly reduce his stress level by like 3x what it was. All he wants is to assure himself of how big and intense his emotions for you are. So giving him that same attention back will have him falling madly in love. 

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Daga Iketeru 

Kissing Iketeru is sweet and enjoyably delirious. His kisses are plentiful and feathery, quick and deceptively innocent. 

He’s cupping your face softly, just enough to tilt your head up and let you feel how soft his hands are. He smiles at you, inspecting your features, before finally placing a quick peck to your lips, adoration bright in his eyes. From there, the pace will only pick up, as he continues to peck your lips again and again. It’s cute, and you can’t help but giggle. But what you don’t realize is that even though his lips aren’t against yours for long, the rate at which he reattaches them to you affects you in a different way. You don’t have time to breathe as he keeps kissing you, slowly draining you of your oxygen. It’s why the lightheadedness creeps up on you, unsuspecting. Your head gets dizzy, your chest gets lighter, and his lips are so sweet. It’s unintentional on his end, the way he gets you in such a vulnerable mind space. Sweet boy is slow on the uptake, but once he realizes that your shimmering eyes have become heavily lidded, and your sweet giggles are airy gasps, he can’t unfeel the new warmth in his stomach. His approach doesn’t change, he sticks to airy, light, quick pecks. But he moves off of your lips and kisses the rest of your face (he really does just enjoy the process of loving on you) before moving down your jawline and onto your neck, sneaking in a few nibbles and giggling against your skin when you gasp.

Really, if you just giggle and hum with him, show him you enjoy his love as much as he enjoys giving it, he’ll continue to love on you without hesitation. 

Kumatani Mitsuo

Kissing Kumatani is maddeningly addictive. Don’t let this man’s calm and quiet demeanor fool you, he’s more devious than you’d think. He’s the only one who likes to take his time with you, driving you near insane with how he draws out the process. 

He’s pinning your arms above your head to the wall or the couch/bed (wherever you guys are), making sure you’re immobile and incapable of interfering with his plans to take his time (though the way you squirm is an added pleasure of the act). He takes his time between kisses, admiring your features closely. While his face and lips stay neutral, all the adoration and love he has for you can be found in his softened gaze. When things escalate with Kumatani, he doesn’t get fast and intense. Rather, he slows down even further: drawing out the kisses, drawing out the time between them, letting his lips hover over yours, pulling back when you get too impatient, laughing when you whine, and then sealing his lips over your own with palpable intentions to ruin you. Kumatani loves to be in control, and he loves to tease. But he also loves to dote. He’ll have his thumb massaging the base of your palm while he’s holding your wrists. Any bites he leaves on the tips of your ears or your neck will be soothed over with his tongue and small kisses.

If you want to feed into his desires, then whine. When he’s exceptionally mean while teasing you, whine without inhibition. He’ll give in and give you everything you want. Truthfully, there’s nothing he loves more than teasing you into a blushing embarrassed mess and being the one to make you feel better right after.

Usahara Tobikichi

Kissing Usahara is indulgent and honestly kinda amusing. 

When you first initiate (because Usahara never thought the day would come), he is super nervous. He’s suddenly hyper aware of every small detail he hasn’t paid attention to for the last 3 months. He’s worried about looking like a fish or not turning his head the right way. He’s insecure about maybe not being good enough or having enough experience. 

The anxiety heightens the moment your lips lock onto his, his eyes going wide. But it all goes out the window once your lips start to massage his own, his eyes rolling up slowly before he fully closes them, getting lost in how good you’re making him feel.  All Usahara really needs is attention. Let your hands run over his shoulders and arms, up and down his chest, and against his thighs. His breath will hitch against your lips, and he’ll instinctively reach his own hands up to hold onto you, either weaving his fingers into your hair or gripping your waist. He’s going to whine and push up against you to get more of your touch, and as he melts further into your kisses, he might even grab your hands and guide them over his body again.

Usahara will also beg for praise, because he also wants lots of affirmation. He may not look like the type, but he actually really does care how you feel throughout the whole process as well, and he doesn’t know any way to gauge that other than straight up asking. So expect a lot of whimpering of “am I doing good?” between kisses. He wants to be sure you like and want him, too. If you praise him enough, tell him how good he is, he’ll be like putty in your arms.

Author's notes: I'm obsessed with this show. Comfort characters all around. And they're some of the most well crafted characters as well. Expect more on them, I hope this fandom is alive.

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i am begging y’all for some more mitsuo content <//3 i’ve literally scrolled through the whole tag and still am hungry for some mitsuo fics or hcs. might just take matters into my own hands and start writing for him and the others even though i suck at it but please uramichi oniisan writers ilyall pls keep feeding us with content

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Nothing in Particular | 4 - To Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say

Pairing: Omota Uramichi x F!Reader

Summary: A series of unexpected encounters and misunderstandings causes you to fill a large and gaping hole in Uramichi’s life.

Minors and blank blogs DNI! You will be blocked!

Warnings: Usahara puking, things getting heated between Reader and Uramichi

The studio lobby sounded busier than usual, and the cast couldn’t help their curiosity. There shouldn’t have been any kids visiting since today was a designated rehearsal day. There weren’t any studio tours either. It was a rare treat for a Friday, so the sudden noise was something to be investigated. This could have been a telltale sign that their peaceful transition into the weekend might be disrupted (because of Derekida). 

Utano was the first to hear Mei’s chirpy voice directing whoever it was towards their direction.

“Thank–oh. Surprise!” You greeted Utano, raising the box you held in your arms. 

It was clear that you weren’t visiting as a friend, based on your workwear. An office-appropriate top and tailored wide leg pants were paired with sensible heels. The only bits of your personal style were apparent in the jewelry you wore and how you styled your hair. Your company I.D. swung on the lanyard it hung on as you met her.

“What’re you doing here, Ms. Corporate?” Utano teased.

“I wanted to apologize for my team intruding on your company dinner last Friday,” you explained before leaning in so that only she could hear. “But really, I’m using that as an excuse to spend company money on those fruit sandos that we’ve been dying to try.”

She gave you a thumbs up. How many weeks had you been tagging each other in pictures and videos on social media? It was easy for you two to be influenced by viral cafes. Yeah, you’ve both had fruit sandos before but not from this particular place.

“What’s this?” Iketeru asked, trying to figure out why the logo on the box you held looked familiar.

Meanwhile, Usahara tried to figure out why you looked familiar. You gave him an awkward smile before returning your attention to Utano.

He nudged Kumatani and whispered, “Hey! Isn’t that the chick that Uramichi was bullying?”

The dark-haired mascot glanced at their senpai before answering. “Why would you think that Uramichi is a bully?”

“What do you mean why?” Usahara asked, voice returning to its normal volume of loud as fuck. “Dude, Uramichi bullies the hell out of us. I guess you aren’t open-minded enough to think that he could bully girls too.”

There was too much to unpack in Usahara’s statement, but most importantly, Kumatani didn’t really care. What was more interesting was the fact that the older man paid them no attention, instead focusing on the strangers in the lobby.

Standing awkwardly to the side of you was a kid that looked straight out of college. He was fresh-faced and bright-eyed despite being uncertain of where he belonged in this situation. His tie was slightly crooked and a few hairs were misplaced as he shifted his weight from foot to foot.

In stark contrast to him was the man to your right. He was the epitome of a handsome salaryman from a drama. His hair was perfectly coiffed and his suit wrinkle free. He towered over everyone in the room and even threatened to outshine Iketeru.

Uramichi was hit with a feeling he hadn’t felt since his days as a professional athlete. A rival had suddenly appeared.

Without breaking your attention away from Utano, you introduced her to your colleagues.

“This is my friend, Utano,” you told them, “the one that’s a famous singer.”

The younger man wanted to nod enthusiastically and say that he remembered her from the other night, but he was under strict orders to be professional. He held his tongue and gave her a slight bow.

“And this is…” You weren’t sure of how to explain your relationship to Uramichi. He hadn’t even acknowledged you, standing slightly behind Utano, almost as if he didn’t want to be near you. “This is Uramichi oniisan. The face of the show.”

Pleased that you had called him by his name, Uramichi nodded towards them as a hello. Utano wondered what was up with his expression. Shouldn’t he be happy? His expression seemed annoyed.

“This is Daiki, one of the newest employees at my company.” Finally, the kid perked up at the mention of his name, bowing deeply before saying hello.

“And this is Ken, my colleague and fellow regional manager. The territory he covers actually falls within this district.”

“Which is why they’re so close!” Daiki said brightly.

Would it be too obvious if you turned to glare at him? Damn, you really shouldn’t glare at your subordinate, you reminded yourself. But still! You bit the inside of your cheek. You didn’t want Uramichi to misunderstand your relationship.

…which was exactly what he did. Uramichi had seen enough shitty dramas to know that forced proximity was an easy way to fall in love. It made sense when he thought about it too. It was Japanese culture to spend most of your waking hours at work. It was an obvious setting for love. Perhaps things fizzled out between you because things were heating up between you and him.

Uramichi looked at Ken again. The guy was easily over six feet tall.

“Kentaro Maeda,” he said, offering his surname and business card.

The elation Uramichi felt turned into a downward spiral as he held the card in his hand. Ah, so you were already on a first name basis with him. The rest of the introductions were a buzz in his ears as he realized what that meant.

But! Uramichi faced more fearsome opponents in the past, hadn’t he? He’d been the underdog and unfavored in previous competitions and still managed to achieve first place. He couldn’t let this salaryman beat him when it came to competing for your affection. He looked for possible ways to beat him.

“Isn’t that heavy?” Uramichi suddenly asked, abruptly halting the group’s conversation. “I can carry that for you.”

There was no way you could have him carry the box. What was inside was specifically for him. You shook your head. “I’m fine.”

“But it looks heavy,” he insisted.

You didn’t back down. “I’m stronger than I look.”

“Okay,” he said, “but I’m stronger than you.”

It was then that you noticed what he was wearing. Rather than his tasio no oniisan uniform, he wore casual athleisure instead. A snug shirt and gym shorts highlighted his toned frame, bringing you back to his apartment. Why was he so handsome and confident in his abilities? How could you have humiliated yourself in front of him?

A challenger has appeared, Usahara thought, and now Uramichi wants to crush her. It was clear to him that you were flustered by his assertiveness, just like how you were when he insisted that you call him by his first name.

“Hey, how ‘bout we set up in the lounge?” Usahara suggested. “Wouldn’t wanna waste our last break out here, am I right? ‘Sides, food is a great way to distract the big boss from piling on more work.” He looked at his senpai. “Yo Uramichi, wanna come with me to tell the director and the rest of the crew that we got a delicious gift?”

Using his chipper made-for-TV voice, Uramichi answered. “Great idea!”

Usahara was pleased that the suggestion got Uramichi off your back. He knew what it felt like to be at the end of his senpai’s wrath and was glad that he could at least spare you from that fate.

Chills ran up his spine as Uramichi quietly told him to eat shit. 

–

By the time the duo returned with the rest of the crew, the food had been set up, effectively distracting Derekida and the assistant directors. You were happy to see that the Together with Maman staff were enjoying the gift. You delegated Daiki and Ken with the task of charming the crew members while you set up the sandwiches in a presentable manner. It was simple enough that they couldn’t fuck it up.

Seeing that everyone had food in their hands, you decided it was best not to linger anymore. You made your rounds to say goodbye, dragging Daiki with you as you approached Uramichi.

“We’ll be heading out first,” you told Uramichi. You had successfully avoided him for the most part, but knowing you had an escape route made you comfortable with meeting him one last time. “But first, Daiki has something that he’d like to tell you regarding that comment he made the other night.”

Uramichi couldn’t even remember what the kid had said.

“It was inappropriate and unprofessional of me to tell you that I get laid thanks to you, your colleagues, and the show.”

You nodded along, satisfied that he went with the script you had practiced in the company car. However, you stopped when he continued on.

“I, in fact, rarely get laid. I’m actually dropping off my lil sister at school during the time that Together with Maman airs, but I wanted to sound funny and cool in front of my co-workers.”

Daiki looked pitiful, especially with the aura of disappointment you sent in his direction. His eyes were staring at Uramichi’s shoes in what you assumed was repentance. In reality, Daiki fought every urge to ask Uramichi how he got that exclusive Onitsuka Tiger colorway. 

“Apology accepted?” Uramichi said hesitantly.

Daiki’s eyes shot up from the floor when Uramichi accepted his apology. Great! Since he accepted his apology, maybe that meant he could ask him about his shoes.

The inside of your cheek might be bitten raw by the end of the day. That was not the professional, succinct yet sincere apology you had practiced. Daiki, what the fuck.

“Aren’t we lucky that Uramichi is so gracious?” You said to Daiki. He nodded furiously. “Now scram,” you mouthed.

Your kouhai hesitantly left your side, throwing a peace sign out to Uramichi when you weren’t looking. 

Now that it was just the two of you, your embarrassment came back in full force. Still, you handed him that small box that you were protecting so fiercely. “I didn’t want the others to know that I got you a separate gift,” you admitted shyly.

“I heard that you don’t like sweets.” Because you scoured the internet for his food preferences all night like a coward. You hoped that interview from nine years ago still held true. “So I got you something a little different but still special.”

He opened the box to find a pork cutlet sando, and on its soft white bread, a message was branded.

Congrats on your award nomination. Uramazing ☺

Did he hate it? You wondered. Uramichi was just staring at the sandwich.

“It’s a little different,” you mentioned again, “but I hope it didn’t disappoint you too much.” Maybe you overhyped it.

“I can’t eat it,” he finally said.

Your smile fell. You knew you shouldn’t have trusted that old ass article. It was probably some PR shit his coach had made up. You wanted to melt into the floor.

“Is it because of the flavor?” You chose the one with the most amount of protein though. “Or is it not your preference?” 

Maybe it would have been better to go with something more straight-forward like a box of high quality meat. It would have been difficult to justify that outlier expense though, and it would have been immediately flagged as suspicious if recorded. Maybe he could tell that you were spending company money and being a bit dishonest. Was he disgusted with your behavior?

“It’s… it’s too cute to eat,” he explained, breaking through your thoughts. “I don’t want to bite it and ruin it.”

Huh?

“You could take a picture of it, if it’s that precious?” You suggested, guessing that it should have been obvious from your interactions with him that he wasn’t a foodie.

“Right!” He said, pretending that it was the most obvious answer in the world.

You counted down before taking a picture of him and the sando on your phone. “I’ll send it to you soon,” you told him before leaving. “Hope it tastes as good as it looks.”

Utano pulled you aside before you left the studio completely. “I could feel the tension between you,” her eyes gleamed, “so let’s schedule something together ASAP.”

Uramichi couldn’t help but notice how close you and Ken walked together while leaving the studio. 

–

It bothered him for the rest of the day and into the next too. He couldn’t remember jack shit half the time, so why was this gnawing at him? It was worse than when he forgot what the fuck a macaron was. He couldn’t think of how to describe what he was feeling.

Noticing Uramichi staring at his phone, Nekota suggested, “Whoever it is that you’re waiting for, why don’t you reach out first?”

“Does it look like I’m waiting for someone?” He asked.

Usahara piped up. “Nah, it looks like you’re pining, bro! Who’s the lucky lady that has you wrapped around her finger?”

That was when Kumatani connected the dots. The Mud Shack usually lightened up Uramichi’s mood, but he’d been a dark cloud all night, staring at his empty notification screen and sighing. You weren’t just Utano’s friend. You weren’t a victim of Uramichi’s harsh life lessons either. You were the woman who rushed past him and Usahara over the weekend. It could have been a coincidence since Uramichi’s apartment complex was huge, but what if…?

Giving the blond a dirty look, Uramichi snapped. “I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I can tell you whose hand will be wrapped around your throat if you don’t shut it.”

Grimacing, Usahara tried to pacify Uramichi with another drink, flagging down the server. Kumatani sighed while Nekota laughed. 

–

Nekota’s suggestion lingered in Uramichi’s head as he headed home, shifting his shoulder to accommodate the near-dead weight beside him. He’d think of anything at this point to distract himself from Usahara’s excessive drooling and pouting. Once again, his kouhai was drunk out of his mind, and the others immediately bailed when it came to bringing the blond home.

Since when did he start taking advice from Nekota of all people? This was the same man that had been married and divorced twice! But perhaps that also meant that he knew more than the average person…? Wisdom was still wisdom regardless of the failures that led to such knowledge, right?

He shook his head, staring at your name in his phone as he waited for the pedestrian light to change signals.

“God, I wish I were–” Usahara started.

Luckily for Uramichi, the light changed, and he ribbed Usahara so he’d start walking.

–

Law & Sons was surprisingly busy for a late Saturday night, and you were unsure of why the best konbini of the neighborhood was packed. There were only deals on milk and chewing gum. Part of its charm was the fact that it was nearly empty at all hours of the day, often disregarded for the more popular chains. Still, you braved through the crowd and (im)patiently waited in line.

While stuck in the queue–the poor college student was overwhelmed–you used that time to send Uramichi the picture of him and his personalized sando. You’d been meaning to send it to him but had been chickening out last minute, unable to get past your embarrassment. Still, he looked so adorable with that shocked expression that bloomed into a wide grin, as if he wasn’t used to human kindness.

You selected the picture, and once more, you were stuck on hitting send. It’d be odd to send the picture without saying anything, but what could you possibly write?

Hi, here’s the pic I took of you the other day. You look really nice. I really like your smile here~ Ugh, no.

You look very handsome here, especially when you smile. Doesn’t that sound as if he doesn’t normally look handsome?

Nice smile. You kept reading it in a sarcastic tone.

Ah! You thought of something good.

–

After dumping Usahara at the tables in front of Law & Sons, Uramichi fished his phone out of his pocket as he made his way to the anti-hangover drink section. He clicked on your message thread. The last message you sent each other was dated from last Friday. He sighed, putting his phone away while grabbing two Ukon no Chikaras, then headed towards the drink aisle in the back. He’d get a Pocari Sweat for him and Usahara.

Uramichi always threatened to leave the blond out on the streets one day, but next time, he really would do it. He already anticipated Usahara sleeping in until the late afternoon, bumming around his apartment until night, effectively wasting Uramichi’s Sunday.

His phone vibrated in his pocket. Was he losing his hearing along with his will to live? Or was it because the konbini was oddly crowded right now? He checked the notification after queuing up.

He stared at your message. What did you mean?

The pic turned out better than expected.

Adjusting the small basket he placed all the drinks in, he zoomed in on his face, trying to figure out what was wrong with it.

Was he naturally unphotogenic? Did you think the whole concept of him taking a pic with a sando was weird? Were you perhaps doubting your photography skills? There were a myriad of reasons as to why you said that, and it could also explain why you didn’t send the picture until now.

–

You stepped forward, placing your items on the counter. It was stupid, but finally hitting send on your message made you feel free. And now that you felt lighter, you felt luckier too.

“A scratcher, please,” you told the clerk, sliding the correct amount of change.

When you turned to leave, a familiar face caught your eye.

“Michi?”

The brunette jolted at the sound of someone calling his name a second time. At first he thought it was a mistake. 

Your greeting turned into regret as you realized how sloppy you looked. Your hair was unstyled, your face bare, and you went out in your ratty old lounge clothes and Crocs. You only went out like this because you thought the konbini run would be quick.

He perked up when he realized who was calling out to him, and he waved to you from two people behind, his phone still in his hand.

“I was just about to text you back,” he said.

“Right,” you said, nervousness creeping back up, “the picture. It really came out well. I don’t know why, but my photos always turn out a little blurry or out of focus. I’m glad I took a good one of you smiling though.”

Was that what you meant? Uramichi wondered as you stood beside him in line. How vain he was to think that you were commenting on his looks.

You were right to buy a scratcher. Maybe you’d buy a lottery ticket too depending on Uramichi’s next answer.

You walked side-by-side while leaving the konbini, waiting for its little jingle to stop before you asked him, “Wanna come over to my place since I’m close?” You tried to downplay your eagerness to be with him by highlighting your proximity to the konbini. 

Perhaps now was Uramichi’s time to live up to his threats, and yet guilt panged at him and kicked at his heart. As much of an irresponsible manchild he was, Usahara shouldn’t be left piss drunk on the streets.

“I can’t,” he said immediately.

“Yeah, it’s late,” you tried to play it off. What were you thinking? He probably wanted to go back to his place and sleep.

“No, it’s not that. I’m bringing someone back to my place.”

Uramichi might as well have shat on your scratcher, along with your heart.

He was taking home another woman? You really didn’t think he was the type. Should you tell him off? But it wasn’t as if you two were a thing to begin with.

Unsure of what that expression on your face meant, Uramichi further explained himself, pointing at the dumbass whose face practically melted into the table.

That’s who he was taking home. The weird guy that winked at you at the dinner party? The one that tried to get between you and Uramichi at the studio? Here Usahara was, cockblocking again.

“He had too much to drink,” he said before mumbling to Usahara, “Get your ass up.” Weakly, Usahara stood while Uramichi shoulders most of his weight, picking up the taller man with ease.

“I’ll walk you home though.”

You looked at him skeptically. You knew that Uramichi was strong, but carrying Usahara for a few more blocks sounded exhausting. “Are you sure you won’t be tired? I can call you a cab from my place.”

Did it make him, Usahara, or both of them look bad if Uramichi said that he was used to it? Besides, if he miraculously got tired, accidentally dropped Usahara into a bush, and needed to recuperate at your house alone, then that would be karma giving the blond what he deserved.

“It’ll be fine. Don’t worry about us.”

Taking Uramichi’s bag from him, you commented, “You’re always walking me home, but when can I actually bring you back to my place?” Making a joke of your blunders was the only way you could face him. You swung both bags as you walked.

He shut your suggestion down quickly. “I have a high alcohol tolerance, so I doubt that'll ever happen,”

Was he really brushing you off that blatantly? “You know what I’m saying, right? I just want to be sure.”

Uramichi was puzzled. “You’re talking about bringing me back to your place because I’m too drunk to get back to my own.”

You shook your head. “No, bringing someone back to your place usually means you’re bringing them home with you to fuck.”

Perhaps you should have used a less crude word in your explanation. Uramichi went into a full stop right before your apartment building. 

“Fuck…?” Was this what you wanted all this time? Were you actually flirting with him instead of being friendly? “You…?”

Fuck you? Why was Uramichi saying fuck you? That wasn’t directed at him, right? Usahara wondered. His senpai wasn’t one to swear–especially compared to Kumatani’s potty mouth–but maybe he said or did someone to push Uramichi over the edge. Everything was a blur after that third round of shochu though.

Usahara opened his eyes to see concrete instead of the izakaya they were hanging out at. He followed a strange pair of shoes beside Uramichi’s, looking up until he saw you. Gasping, he straightened up, twisting Uramichi’s arm with the movement.

“I guess someone sobered up?” Uramichi glowered, rubbing at his arm.

“Why did you say fuck you? To her? Dude, Mich, what do you have against her?” Usahara asked frantically.

Both you and Uramichi stared, trying to decipher Usahra’s drunken blabbering. He was mumbling nonsense and working himself up, but the last word he clearly said was nauseous. You directed Uramichi towards a trash can in front of your building, but it was too late. Usahara puked on Uramichi’s shirt and pants.

You tried not to gag while Uramichi tried to control his anger. Usahara, meanwhile, was fighting for his life, swallowing down the remnants of his sickness. 

“You definitely need to come inside,” you told them. “I’ll clean your shirt.”

–

Uramichi dumped Usahara on your couch with as little grace as possible, rolling his shoulders before evaluating the mess the blond had made. You pushed a trash can by his face and set the anti-hangover drink and Pocari beside him.

“Ya think he’ll be okay if we leave him alone for a bit?” You asked Uramichi. Usahara was knocked out again, but that unexpected puke session made you nervous. 

“Despite his name, he’s built like a roach. If Usahara’s body truly was as weak as it looks, he would have been dead by now.”

Oof, that was harsh, but you’d probably feel the same if your friend threw up on you.

“Let’s get you cleaned up first,” you said, taking Uramichi to the bathroom.

(Un)luckily, it seemed like the mess was a mixture of stomach acid and alcohol, despite the putrid smell.

“It might be easier if you take off your clothes and I spray it down with the shower head,” you said, hoping that he didn’t think there were any perverse reasons behind your suggestion.

Cautiously, Uramichi removed his shirt and pants, throwing it in the tub. You busied yourself by detaching the showerhead and hosed them down, stopping the water when it looked clean enough. Leaning over the tub, you wrung out any excess water.

You were so caught up in what you were doing that you forgot what you asked Uramichi to do. His boxers teased at what you missed out on last weekend. The water dripped onto the bathmat as you stood in a trance. You had to leave before your fantasies become intrusive.

“I’m gonna throw these in the wash real quick,” you said, slipping past him and that solid core.

“Do you wanna wash up?” You asked him, returning with a clearer mind. You didn’t give Uramichi time to answer, shoving a towel into his arms, and you quickly showed him the settings.

As steam filled the room, Uramichi looked at the neatly folded pair of clothes you left behind. Were these your ex’s clothes? They were certainly not women’s clothes, he thought, as a flash of annoyance hit him. 

Sighing, he let the warm water hit his back as he looked at various bottles for the body wash. Giving the correct bottle a few pumps, he lathered the liquid onto his body. He shouldn’t be picky or bratty when imposing on you.

–

With Uramichi in the shower, you checked on Usahara snoozing away on your couch. It was somewhat irritating watching the blond sleep, a slight smile on his face as drool dripped out of the corner of his mouth. You’d have to scrub the cushions later.

This fucker–whether he realized it or not–was always getting in your way. You couldn’t be too harsh on him though, at least not tonight. If it weren’t for him, Uramichi would have walked you home and left, leaving you two to go on your separate ways.

“Is he doing alright?” Uramichi asked, drying his hair with the smaller towel you provided.

You jumped at the sound of his voice, giving him a startled response that turned into bashfulness. “Yeah, he’s just–um,” You turned around to face the blond instead of him. “He’s doing fine. Drooling quite a bit though.”

From behind, you missed the face that Uramichi made, sighing as he admitted that Usahara did that often.

“You’re a good friend,” you told him before moving past him so you could bring him some tea. 

Uramichi declined, saying that he got himself something at the konbini too.

“It’ll take another 30 - 45 minutes for your clothes to dry, so…” You trailed off, unsure if you should say your heart’s desires out loud. Uramichi had to want something too, coming out like that, right?

Sparing him a glance, you watched as he ran a hand through his damp hair, shaking some droplets onto his skin. They cascaded down the thick muscles of his torso until they were stopped by the towel loosely wrapped around his hips. You could see a peek of the black band of his boxers.

You swallowed. “Do you wanna lay in bed while we wait? Besides, I owe you from last time.”

How could Uramichi forget? His sheets smelled like you for a few days after, and he was pleased to smell like you right now. He silently followed you to your bed.

Well, this’ll be awkward, you thought, as you stared at your bed, now realizing the consequences of your suggestion. Uramichi would lay in bed with you in his underwear.

“Um, ifit’salrightwithyou,” you spoke quickly, “couldyoutakeoffthetowel? I don’t want my sheets to get wet.”

He nodded, “That’s fine,” and complied with your request.

“You can’t really see anything from the couch,” you over-explained, motioning to the large bookcase partition that divided the room into unequal parts. If someone really did want to look, they’d have to look through the gaps in each cubby space. “Though, we’d just have to keep our voices down.”

Uramichi sat at the edge of the bed and leaned back, making you curse yourself for dimming the overhead lights. The only light that shone was from the TV, and with it, you could only make out the shadows of his body.

Your words kept playing in his head since you said it, silenced only when you two were speaking or he was lost in anxious thinking. When can I actually bring you back to my place? Bringing someone back to your place usually means you’re bringing them home with you to fuck.

Uramichi truly was a fool when it came to love. Until now he hadn’t considered your intentions. He only knew that he enjoyed your time together. Things were starting to make sense: why you kissed him, the odd statements that you’d sometimes throw out, how sometimes you’d act self-conscious.

“Are you saying that because you want to fuck me?”

You were at a loss for words. Your only options were to deny it or admit it. You’d been wishing for weeks that Uramichi would understand what you were getting at, and now that he did, you didn’t know what to say.

Quietly, you confessed, “Yes.”

He hummed. So that’s what you wanted from him. His dreams of domestic bliss were simply that–dreams. Maybe it was wishful thinking, or maybe he was pathetic–it all depended on one’s perspective–but he thought he’d be satisfied with this if it was with you. 

“Come here then,” he said, settling in your bed.

Your mind raced as you crawled into his lap, straddling him. He stopped you as your hand was pulling up your shirt.

“I didn’t mean now. I just… I wanted to know why,” he said at your confusion. “My friend’s asleep in the other room.” 

It was almost as if he was chastising you for your eagerness, yet instead of embarrassment you were even more turned on. It was one of those things where the more forbidden it was, the hotter it seemed.

“We can kiss though,” he offered.

He must have used your mouth wash. Uramichi’s breath tasted like spearmint as you kissed, lips pressing against each other hard as your tongues explored. Your hands wandered too, pressing into his chest before taking his to guide them where you wanted.

Uramichi’s hips rolled into yours as he squeezed your ass. You could feel the entirety of his length, but you took more interest in his girth. You’d seen a hint of it–felt it too–last week, but rubbing against it was something else entirely. You whined into the kiss, shifting in his lap to get the most friction.

“You said we had to keep our voices down,” he whispered hotly into your ear, “but here you are being noisy.”

He spoke in that matter-of-fact tone of his, not unusual from his typical manner of speech. This time, like earlier, had the same effect on you. There was this underlying current of power between you, and it was clear that Uramichi had the upper hand.

“Mhm,” you mumbled into his neck. “I did.” You pressed your body into his to ease this ache you felt. “It’s hard not to be when you’re teasing me like this though.”

Both your heads were swimming, and you clung onto each other for comfort. For a moment, Uramichi thought his resolve would break at your words. If you asked, then and there, for him to fuck you into the mattress, Uramichi would have given you everything you asked for, but you didn’t. He placed a kiss to the side of your mouth.

“I can’t help it,” he told you, grateful for the poor lighting. He was certain his face was flushed. “I missed you.”

You peppered his neck with little kisses before looking up at him. “If you miss me, you’re not supposed to be mean about it.”

“When I miss you again,”–Ugh, your heart skipped with the words that he chose–“I’ll be good to you the next time we meet.”

You kissed on his promise.

–

Uramichi woke up feeling refreshed, proud that he even woke up before his alarm. His room was nice and dark too. He decided then to sleep for a few more minutes. He snuggled into his pillow but it felt odd. Lifting up his head and waiting for his eyes to adjust, he realized that his head was resting on your tits while his legs wrapped around yours.

“Mornin’,” you yawned, stretching and flexing against his body. “Sleep okay?” You asked, blindly reaching for your phone to check the time.

He hadn’t heard that question in years. Work trips where he had to share his room didn’t count of course. Internally, he jumped with joy, feeling as if he could take on the day after speaking to you.

“Really good, actually,” he said. “I haven’t felt this well rested in months.”

You laughed, flipping your phone screen back to how you found it. It was still too early–6 am to be exact. “Is that so? You should sleep here more often then.”

He mumbled in agreement before asking for his phone. Uramichi checked his messages, relieved that he didn’t miss anything important. There were three messages from Nekota freaking out about having his kids early the next day (which was today actually), one from Kumatani saying that he got home, and another, oddly enough from Hachita, thanking Uramichi for always looking after his brother. What Uramichi was worried about the most was Usahara waking up in the middle of the night. He hadn’t even realized that he himself fell asleep in your bed.

“Thanks for everything,” he said, feeling himself grow hot once more as he recounted what you did last night. The heavy petting and make out session was enough to temporarily whet both your desires. He knew he shouldn’t stay longer lest they grew once more. “But I have to go.” His eyes glanced through the bookcase to where Usahara laid.

Giving a quiet whine in protest, you got out of bed first, venturing towards the dryer to get his clothes.

Once dressed, Uramichi took on the task of waking up Usahara.

“We gotta go,” he told him, pinching Usahara’s nose. The younger man snorted but continued to sleep. “Seriously,” he said, this time poking at his ribs.

“Huh? Wha–ouch! Whadda’hell man?”

Uramichi continued to poke him until Usahara actually sat up. Blearily, he rubbed at his eyes taking in his surroundings. The room was dark but clearly not Uramichi’s apartment. Had he… Had he finally scored with a girl?! No, he realized as Uramichi glared at him. If he did, Uramichi would definitely not be there.

“Where are we? I don’t–I uh–” before Usahara could finish his sentence, Uramichi shoved the anti-hangover drink down his throat.

“We’ll talk later. Let’s just say a konbini angel was looking after us, but I’d hate to intrude any longer. Get up.”

“Konbini angel? What?” Usahara laughed. “You still drunk, dude? You’re not making any sense.”

Ushering him to the door, Uramichi turned back to mouth ‘goodbye’ at you from your spot behind the partition. He insisted that it’d be easier–and quieter–for everyone if Usahara didn’t see you.

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