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"There's A Bug!"
In which you asked the residents to get rid of a bug/insect in your/a room.
🐞Sebastian
➛ "F*CK U."
➛ Obviously, you chose the wrong guy.
➛ Would dead-stare you in the eye, hand you a broom, and leave without saying anything.
➛ What do you expect from him? Surely you can take care of a bug by yourself...RIGHT? RIGHT? SAY YOU DO OR HE'LL BE SCREAMING IN THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS FOR HELP. (It's a cannon that dis dude can scream loud enough to wake the mansion lmao)
➛ He will be anywhere but near you until that bug has perished. You will literally see him hanging sheets in the garden, eyeing you while you're in the hallway of the second floor—most likely trying to figure out if you have killed the bug or not.
🐞Napoleon
➛ "A bug? Where?"
➛ Why did you ask him? Now he's obligated to chase you around with the bug squished in between his fingers.
➛ He roamed lands when he was an emperor and he came across so many insects in his life. He likes how unique different types of bugs look.
➛ He'll stop teasing you tho... when you're ready to pass out.
➛ He will toss the insect out and would laugh at your state. Of course, he will say sorry but doesn't really feel guilty about it.
🐞Isaac
➛ "Oh? Wait, give me a second."
➛ The most chill about it. Grabs a napkin and takes the bug. He'll give it a short inspection.
➛ CRASH COURSE ABOUT INSECTS. BE READY, IT'S PROFESSOR NEWTON. YAY.🥳
➛ "This is a rhinoceros beetle, it's harmless."
"Not to my mental health."
To get a mutual understanding of this, you need to compare Arthur and Dazai to a bug and why you avoid them.
➛ Will take it outside and set it free~ go birdy, fly~
➛ Make sure to thank him, he'd be extremely red in the face but it'll make him feel really good!
🐞Theo
➛ "Deal with it on your own, I ain't got time for some goddamn insect."
➛ Two minutes later, he's in your room with a broom in his hand. Reasoning: this bug may interrupt Broer while he paints. (Not that Vincent would mind. The dude literally has a painting with a grasshopper stuck on it.)
➛ He'll do this in the Dutch way~, which is just the same way as everybody gets rid of bugs. And yes, he intends to perish it. It's Broer or the bug. His choice is obvious.
➛ He's giving Sailor Moon, but there is no moon. He'd be cussing every time he whacks the insect. Your room is now a battlefield. You might as well invite Napoleon and Jean over, maybe Arthur too, but you doubt he'd do anything at all.
➛ Would miss multiple times but mind you, he'd be hitting that thing until it's powdered, gone, perished, unexisted, unbirthed while saying things along with the thought of "regretting that it ever existed."
🐞Arthur
➛ "Bug?"
➛ Most likely that he was writing when you ask for his help. Will agree instantly, he could use some break right now.
➛ His weapon is a colander. The intent is to capture.
➛ Now, don't scream while he catches it okay? He'll scream too.
➛ That guy who goes "whoa, whoa..."
➛ When he realizes the need, he devises a plan. "Now, luv, if only you would..." and of course, his plan works. The insect is now in a makeshift cage made of a colander Sebastian now is looking for in the kitchen and a sheet of paper.
➛ Your role is to pick it up and throw it outside the window.
➛ Now there is three probabilities. 1. You can do it. 2. You can do it but you throw it along the colander. 3. You can't. Arthur's deduction says it's gonna be the 4th probability, you can't and you will throw the colander outside, leaving the insect inside your room.
➛ He was right.
🐞Mozart
➛ "WHERE?!"
➛ Will evacuate instantaneously. "What if I'm allergic to it?!" After all, bro's immune system needs immunity too.
➛ Running for the hills~
➛ If it's in your room, well good luck! He couldn't care less. If it's in the music room, that's a different story.
➛ Help Line: Leonardo or Jean. Not Sebas since they have a silent agreement about this stuff.
➛ No help available at the moment? Swat that thing with a broom— oh, it flies.
➛ Would need to get out of the room to gather courage, re-enter.
➛ woah, woah TF IT'S DOING WITH THE PIANO KEYS, IT'S CONTAMINATING IT
➛ but ya know, Ia also see him calmly removing the bug. Picking it up with a broom and a dustpan then tossing it outside the window before he let out a big breath. And then he will proceed to scrub every surface.
➛ introduce him to rubbing alcohol, I'm telling you, he ain't going anywhere without it.
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Shakespeare is wondering how Comte snuck Isaac out of here.
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Does anyone have stories from the event with this ring? I can't afford them, don't have enough gems😭
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Le comte de st. Germaine.
This is about chubby female reader and me comte. Reader is depressed and comte needs to go to his important party. This is a two part series. Part two is nsfw.
Staring at the person in the mirror you sighed for the umpteenth time in the last hour. Slumping down to the ground your skirts bunching around you. Hands holding up your bodice from exposing your full bosom. You had this feeling before it was that depressed feeling that occasionally took over you from time to time. *knock knock.* your head turning slightly to your closed door.
"Name monsieur le comte is currently waiting for you downstairs" the ever faithful butler sebastian spoke up nonchalantly.
"*sigh* You can inform the good monsieur that he may attend the party without me sebastian. I have seem to have suddenly not feeling well." You replied to which the moment of silence felt like eons have passed by before he finally answered.
" very name I will inform him" you heard the receeding footsteps move away from your door.
Standing you removed the flowing ball gown from your person the color the one you chose from the other day in excitement. Comte spending his earnings on you like you were a prize to treasure. From your dress to you jewelry, even the underwear was luxurious. All of these now on the ground scattered from the mirror to your bed side. Grabbing the night gown draped on the side of the bed you threw the cool material on your naked figure. Feeling more depressed you crawled under the duvet to keep warm, pulling the thick heavy material up and over your head. Feeling like you are in your comfort zone now you cried your eyes out. They flowed like a river in remembrance of the mean words said about you behind your back at the boutique by all the noble women. Whispers of your skin color being too dark and that your body was to round and plump. They were curious to why a man such as comte would want to dress and pamper a woman who looked as though she should be his slave. Why would he need such a lowly creature standing as his equal in high society.
Lost to your miserable thoughts the world around you disappeared from mind. Not hearing the footsteps approaching your room. The knocks however, brought you back to reality.
"Sebastian please leave me be i really am not feeling well." You spoke through you raining tears.
"Mon amour you do sound terrible. May I enter and access whether or not I should call either a physician or Arthur to take a look at you." Freezing at the warmth of the patriarchs voice being heard at your doorway. This was the man who you loved in every possible way.
"Ah bien aime give me a minute" you say drying your tears and donning a robe "you can come in now" hearing the click of the door opening and his dress shoes silently padding on the carpeted room. Mesmerized by his natural beauty he continued walking towards you. His golden overcoat flowing behind him as though he walked with his own personal wind machine. Stopping jusy. a few steps away from you, he accessed the room and you. He noticed the discarded clothing and jewelry strewn from the mirror to your bed side. Scanning your face he noticed your head was down and not maintaining your usual confident eye contact with him. Hooking his finger under your chin he raised your head up gently to focus on you blood shot eyes and the puffiness under your eyes. Signs clearly showing you have been crying.
"Mon Cherie let me call you a physician." He sounded worried putting his palm to your forehead sending a shiver down spine. Visibly shivering you shook your head.
"I thank you for the offer bien aime but I would have to decline. Nothing a good night's rest cannot fix" you whispered pulling your robe closer to your body.
"In that case how about i ask Arthur to give you a one general look over just To make sure you are ok?" He asked pulling his over coat and jacket off throwing them onto your sofa.
"Yes I don't mind that" you said knowing he would still bother the ex doctor turned author to look after you.
"Sebastian fetch Arthur before he leaves" le comte says the door
"Yes sir" you heard the butler before he turned around to go fetch Arthur. Le comte helped you back to bed pulling the duvet over your waist.
"Bien aime please you should leave for your function. You don't want to be late." In a failed attempt to rid the room of the greater being.
He pulled a chair closer to your bed waiting for Arthur to arrive. "I think I shall cancel my showing at tonight's party. My precious lover is not well." He said making you groan and turn away from him. "What does it pain?" He sounded concerned for your fragile health. "Where does it hurt? Tell me mon amor. Why are you sounding like that?" He asked. You felt the bed sink with his weight. He has one knee and both hands palms on your bed trying to catch a glimpse of your face.
*my heart and my pride is wounded* you thought as you pulled the duvet up over your shoulder.
"Dad you sent for me?" The playful voice of Arthur was heard at the doorway, "hyuck sorry" he quickly apologise probably comte glaring at his childish-ness.
"Yes please take care of name. She seems to be unwell."
"Of course do you mind giving us some privacy?" He asked the patriarch' s permission as he watched the older man collect his jacket and coat from the sofa leaving you to him. Comte walked solemnly towards the foyer with his belongings drapped on his arm lost in deep thought nor realising his aura was calling to the other older man of the "family".
"You called old friend?" Leonardo asked leaning on the railing of the staircase.
"Oh sorry old friend I didn't mean to but something is bothering name she refuses to attend the party with me. The very same party she was excitingly preparing to attend at my side. She says that she is unwell but refuses the help of a physician but allows me to call on Arthur." He says looking towards his old friend as Leo too pull from his cigarillo secured in between his lips.
"Hmm in that case do you wish for me to talk to our cars? You go to the party because it is a very important party that you should not no. Who knows you may even find out something as to why name is behaving this way." Leonardo says as he blows the smoke from taking a long inhale of his cigarillo.
""Thank you my friend" le comte said pulling on his jacket and over coat as swiftly as he possibly can so he can attend the important party. Leaning off The railing Leonardo strolled in the direction of names room. He was about to knock but the door opened to release the male occupant in the room.
"So how is she?" Leo startled the man clearly not expecting him to be there behind the door.
"Oh Leo my god man I didn't expect you to he here. But concerning name there doesn't seem to be any physical whether external or internal injury. However, mentally she seem to be at an unrest as though she is struggling with the inner thoughts. She is totally in her brain." Arthur English accent responded in the hallway as he relates his medical verdict to the pure blood in front of him.
"So basically she is feeling depressed from over thinking about something that may not even be important?"
"Yes basically" Arthur said waiting to be dismissed.
"Thank you. Go ahead with you previous plans kid" Leonardo ordered casually stubbing his cigarilloa out on one of the gold stands next to your door. Arthur stuffed his hands in his pockets and walked off without a second thought. Leo stood staring at your door contemplating whether or not he should walk in and make you talk or just let you mope it out tonight and shake it out you in the morning.
"Let her get some rest" his head spun in the direction of the childlike voice behind him. The young scientist Isaac spoke up behind him. " take it from someone Who is always their head let her rest and tackle it in the morning" he whispered before going about his way.
*knock knock knock*
"Cara Mia I just wanted to get you know I am out here if you need anyone to talk to. Just know that we are all here and ready to listen to whatever it is that is bothering you. Please get some rest and we can talk in the morning. We care about you cara mia." Leonardo sunk on the ground leaning his back on your door. You sunk in more under your covers tears still filled your eyes. Closing your eyes, your mind finally submitting to your exhaustion you fell asleep. You being unaware of the storm that started brewing in comte at the party.
To be continued
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Headcanons/Drabbles
Part 1
Short Fictions
Napoleon Bonaparte Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Leonardo Da Vinci Arthur Conan Doyle Vincent Van Gogh Theodorus Van Gogh Osamu Dazai Isaac Newton Jean d’Arc William Shakespeare Comte de Saint-Germain Sebastian (Akihiko Satou) Vlad Johann Georg Faust Charles-Henri Sanson
Incorrect Quotes
Part 1
Character Templates
Nyx’s OCs
Art
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Stand by Napoleon. I’m doing the exact same thing lol.
Watch Comte accidentally drop his phone and it breaks beyond repair. That’s the only way they would get him to replace it.
I wonder if Leonardo and Isaac have to play Tech Support for everyone.
phones the ikevamp characters would have
this came to me in a dream follow for more awesome content like this
Arthur: iphone 14 pro max bc of his rich boy swag Charles: galaxy s10 Comte: iphone 3 everyone is begging him to replace Dazai: carries around a banana and says it's his phone(no one has laughed at this) Faust: iphone 13 (bullies charles for making the group chat bubbles green) Isaac: iphone x (loves apple products) Jean: nokia 3310 Leonardo: iphone 12 Mozart: a fucking blackberry Napoleon: iphone 7 he refuses to trade in until it breaks beyond repair Sebastian: motorola razr v3i for 2000s nostalgia Shakespeare: amazon fire phone to be different Theodorus: galaxy note 10 (bc vincent has one) Vincent: galaxy note 10 (has an epic pen) Vlad: iphone 13 he got with faust
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Hellooo it’s the same anon from before :)
I was wondering if you could write (only if you want to! No pressure whatsoever :D) platonic headcanons or scenarios for your favourite IkemenVampire boys with a gn!reader (age is up to you). I feel like our vampire men, however handsome they are, would also be great older brothers (albeit a bit outdated on technology ahaha)
Again, please don’t write this if you don’t want to :) it was just a thought in my head and I really enjoyed your work of the IkemenVampire characters with the reader that has a tattoo, but you take priority :D
-🥀 anon (if you allow it ofc)
Hii, dear 🥀
Sorry, I’m a slow writer haha. I was finishing another fanfic, but here we go!
Sometimes I feel they have a brotherly relationship when we’re not in their routes, so I really liked it! It's my first request, so that adds to the excitement, hahaha.
I wrote them separately, I hope it's how you wanted it (:
A gn!reader with a sibling-like relationship with them | Isaac, Mozart, Jean, Arthur, Theo and Vincent, and Napoleon
Tags: gn!reader; minor spoilers from their routes.
Isaac
He accepted Comte’s offer to have some alone time for peaceful work. With the little school he and Napoleon had set up, he didn't want any more responsibilities in his life. However, as always, things never seemed to go his way.
You’re stubborn and clumsy, and he can’t make sense of half the things you do. However, for some inexplicable reason, he’s intrigued by the challenge of understanding you. Before he knows it, you’ve become a part of his daily life.
You make sure he has all his meals and encourage him to leave his room sometimes, at least to go to the garden and get some sun on his skin. You even took care of him when he was sick, never leaving his side until he was better. You talk about what you remember studying about him in school and how he should consider being a professor here. You pester him until he does what you want and pretend to cry when he runs out of patience, just to make him feel bad for the outburst; but you’re also there when he needs to talk and always defend him from others (you’re the only one allowed to tease him about the apples).
“Hey, Newt, fancy a slice of apple pie?” You managed to get Arthur to stop calling him that. You might’ve even threatened him.
He always looks for you now, whether he needs advice about his new job, has a problem, or wants to grab a meal at that downtown cafeteria. He’s happy when you seek him out for advice or to hang out on a day off. Having you around is comforting; he’s no longer alone. You’re the family he’s always wanted, and he’ll protect you with everything he has, which mainly involves glaring at others while blushing (this man is not a fighter). He still enjoys spending time alone, working. He’s aware that you’ll come looking for him if he spends too much time locked in his room.
He probably won’t say much if you meet someone you like; he’s not overprotective. However, he’ll attempt to meet them to determine if they’re a good person (he might even call Napoleon to help him with this).
Mozart
When you arrived at the mansion, things were lively, and he despised it. You’re a troublemaker; it’s obvious. Comte once warned them about how dangerous it could be to cross the door without him because they could get lost. Yet, you managed to cross it by accident! Looking back, that was a red flag already, but you keep doing stupid things every time, so it’s hard to say which one really is the red flag. He should stay away, but for some reason, he feels an urge to protect you.
As time passes, and he grows accustomed to your presence (and your chocolates, ahem), he realizes that you’re not only his new best friend but also family. In his first life, he was the youngest son and was very close to his sister, so he finds solace in your company and the new sibling-like relationship you share.
You two are joined at the hip in no time. You’re definitely his favorite person in the world now. Congrats, you got yourself an overprotective brother — but he means well. Arthur touches you? Mozart’s there in a second with a handkerchief in hand, ready to clean you of those scoundrel’s germs. You cut your finger? He helps you bandage it. Are you taking care of the violets in the garden? He’s there beside you, keeping you company while he composes a new piece.
He loves playing for you and always shows you his new pieces first. Your opinion means a lot to him, even though you may not be as versed in music as he is. If you encourage him to play and attend more aristocratic parties, he might even give it a shot. His trips downtown have become easier since you helped him overcome his fear of carriages, so he’s gradually getting used to them.
He might even teach you a thing or two on the piano if you’re interested, so you two can play together for the residents, just as he used to do with his sister. He’s a surprisingly patient and kind teacher. It’s a side he only reveals to you and Jean, and even the soldier never sees his friend smile fondly at anyone else.
God help the person that falls in love with you. He won’t be creepy about it, but he’ll be condescending until he’s certain they deserve you and his trust. The two of you now understand Theo and Vincent a little bit better.
Jean
He’s confused about why you want to be friends with him. He doesn’t think he deserves it, yet you persist, and something inside him just allows it. As you start teaching him how to write and read, he notices how patient and kind you are.
He’s the sweetest brother you could get. He feels like you’re his older sibling (and probably is, considering how young he died). He will protect you whenever you need, after all he’s a trained soldier. He shows you his diary and everything he writes. He asks for advice and always listens intently to what you have to tell him, because you don’t judge him even when he’s having a bad day. He’s interested in your stories about the future, he can’t understand how there’s such technology (the poor guy lived in a century that didn’t even have electricity yet).
You help in his shop when you can and you take care of him. You’re the only person who can actually make him eat/drink something, at least some blanc so he doesn’t starve himself again. He doesn’t want to disappoint you. He doesn’t want you to leave him and lose another family, so he makes an effort to care at least a little bit about himself, and you praise him every time you notice it.
A customer asks for something he doesn’t know how to write yet? “Wait a minute, please, I’ll ask my sibling how to write it.” And the customer is confused, because he didn’t know Jean had a sibling.
If you fall in love, he’ll be so happy for you! Obviously, he’ll be wary of them at first, but he’s such a chill brother. He’ll miss spending more time with you, but he’ll be happy to know you’re happy.
Arthur
Chaos. That’s what happened ever since you two met. Comte might have lots of gray hair now, because of you.
He tries to scare you out of the mansion, but you laugh. He hits on you, you yawns. He threatens to bite you, you bite him first and he yelps so loud, everybody came to see what happened. And when you challenge him to a game, he doesn’t lose but it’s really close.
He is observant and really smart, so he notices fast that he really enjoys your company and wants to hang out with you more, even though he doesn’t see you in a romantic way. You make him feel confident about himself again, like his own writing, and even consider being a doctor once more. He protects you from the idiots and teaches you all he knows about card games, and you actually win twice. That’s his sibling!
You become his partner in crime, but don’t think he lets you do everything you want. He’s actually really responsible when it comes to you. He locks himself in his room sometimes, but when you do it he drags you out and makes you eat something. If you’re sick, he takes care of you and sleeps on the floor beside your bed until you’re good again. Once Isaac tried to bite you when you cut your hand, and he just put his hand in front of Isaac’s mouth to protect you. When you go out to the pub with him and Theo, no one dares coming close to you, they know your brother can be scary when he wants.
You’re going out with someone? He won’t pry much, but he wants to know if you need some advice or if something happens. He knows very well how people can be with their desires, and he just wants you to be ok. Don’t get him wrong, he doesn’t want you to keep your chastity nor anything like that, he just wants to make sure it’s all consented and protected. Are you in love with them? Oh, that’s nice! He can’t wait to meet them!
Theo and Vincent
First of all, you can’t become a sibling to just one of them. Theo would be devastated and Vincent would certainly miss his brother. That’d end up with the three of you as a family anyway, so…
Vincent’s been nice to you since the first moment, so it’s not hard to befriend him. But Theo is a different story. He actually just starts to try being nice to you when he sees you defending and helping Vincent with his emotions. You also help him with his work and some problems from his previous life, and he ends up grateful. And the three of you are inseparable now.
Theo likes to hear you talk about the arts from the future, Vincent hears your ideas for painting and likes to use you as a model, and you make sure they’re healthy and eating while working. They have a strong protector feeling towards you, you’re their youngest sibling.
You're really proud of your new family. The first art exposition you help with is actually a success because you talked so much about your brothers that everybody got curious. You protect them with everything you have. Theo still calls you hondje, but you can’t blame him. You bark and bite anyone who tries to mess with them, and he says he can almost see a wagging tail when they come home, and you greet them.
You start painting, even if you don’t know how to do it. Vincent is patient enough to guide you and teach you the basics. Theo tries to be supportive, but what the hell is that paint supposed to be? If you look upset about his comments, he’ll apologize and give you a stack of pancakes to cheer you up.
May the lord have mercy from the person that falls for you. Vincent is an angel, but he doesn’t want you getting hurt, so he’ll find out if they’re trustworthy before being too nice. Theo is savage from the first moment he meets them. You’re upset with him and he can’t stand it, so he’ll try to be a little nice. Keyword: try.
Napoleon (I already see him as an older brother)
He tried to help you from the first second you passed the door, so you bonded quickly. He has the urge to protect you since you seem pretty reckless on your own. He likes taking care of others; he already has Isaac as a younger sibling, so he certainly doesn't mind having you too.
He helps you get used to this new century, giving you a tour through the city and assisting you with some chores. You help with his and Isaac's school; the kids love you so much that he can't help but find it endearing. You quickly come to rely on him, as it's really easy to trust him. You ask for his help whenever you need it, even if it's as simple as teaching you how to dance so you can go to a ball, and he gladly helps you.
He’s not overprotective; he offers his advice and trusts you’ll make good decisions on your own. However, he makes sure to draw the line for Arthur, he doesn’t want you getting hurt or bitten… Ok, he might want to overprotect you sometimes. He’ll teach you self defense, just in case.
He’ll try not to pry too much if you fall in love with someone, you’re a nunuche but you’re trustworthy. He knows you’ll come to him if you need something or if your heart gets broken — and may the Lord have mercy if it actually happens.
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Bonus drawing for Jazlynn ! Isaac from #ikemenvampire . Thank you for ordering from my store ! I’m curious if you and your friends all agreed to ask me to draw Ikevamp ahaha
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I love him and everything about him
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GUYS I JUST NOTICED HIS PIN IS SHAPED AS AN APPLE OHMYGOD
#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MAD FOR BEING TEASED BUT DOES THIS SHIT#ikemvamp isaac#ikemenvamp#ikemen vampire#ikemvamp#ikemenvampire#ikemvamp issac#ikemenvampire Isaac#ikemen vampire Isaac#ikemvamp has Isaac#ikemenvamp Isaac#ikemvampire isaac
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Dazai: Ai-chan, why don't you ever love me back?
Isaac: Because Newton's Third Law of Motion says that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Dazai: ???
Isaac: That means if you love me that much, I'll hate you that much too.
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In Which Food Got Stuck In Between Their Teeth
Isaac, Vincent, Napoleon, Dazai, Leonardo
⚘ Isaac
He tried using his tongue to remove the beef shred, he failed.
His tongue only hurt. But there is plan B; face the mirror, locate it, and remove it using the tip of his pencil—or maybe a thin wire if he has one in his room. *Note: he wants ultimate and absolute privacy doing this, he wouldn't make it out alive if Dazai catches him removing a piece of "apple" from his teeth.
(•○•) *mouth wide open in front of the mirror—he stands really close to it for 42k Ultra HD viewing.
Struggling but it's okay. Just a littleeeee more poking and he'll be free from the infernal strip of beef stuck between his teeth.
He's really into this task. His day will be ruined if he won't be able to take it out right now.
He's even starting to get irritated and sore from staying still in his position.
Of course, when he finally got it, he still ate it. Like... that's how it should be done, right??? Right?????
⚘ Vincent (●ᴗ●)
Another one who'd attempt removing it with his tongue. Even though he looks like an idiot doing it, you'd see his cheeks puffing.
Yes, that makes up for it. And ooh, leave him alone pls, he won't be able to talk to you with beef tickling his gums. Otherwise, he'd talk to you while picking on his teeth with "Aygh yagahyad aahyagya." Which translates into: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now.
This would result in him picking it out with his fingers. It kinda tastes like thinner but doesn't matter.
He just wants to take it out, it's distracting him from focusing on his painting.
Several rounds of pulling and poking his own mouth is making the corners of his mouth and his jaw feel stiff so he'd take a few breaks before doing it again.
He won't gulp it, hell throw it out of sight and starts to gather materials to paint but I'm about 80% sure he'd end up falling asleep.
⚘ Napoleon
How he removes it depend on its location.
If it's in the roof of the mouth, he'd be picking it with his index finger. If it's on the floor of his mouth, guaranteed that he will use his tongue.
Knows he can use a toothpick but wouldn't because: 1. He doesn't know where it is, 2. He doesn't want to look for it, and 3. Where's the fun in that?
Unlike Isaac who gets irritated with something stuck in his teeth, Napoleon is chill about it. You'd see him either flexing his jaw or walking around the mansion with one finger inserted inside his mouth. (He will suck that finger later on and it'll make a chuu sound)
Would talk to you while picking it and is surprisingly audible, but his mind would be somewhere else, he's pretty invested in what he's doing. "Hey, har you seen Sehastchan?" (Hey, have you seen Sebastian?)
No to toothpick.
⚘ Dazai
Chii and chuu sound everywhere because he's sucking it. You know when you do that wacky face with your lips puckered and only your front teeth showing?
He'd either be seating somewhere uncrowded while doing it or somewhere with people basking in peace like the parlor just to annoy them with the sound of him sucking whatever entity had befallen stuck in between his teeth.
And he considers this a bonding time.
Sebastian washing the dishes? Chii. Comte drinking tea in the garden? Chii. Jean bonding with his inner demons? Chuu. Isaac in the verge of his sanity because he keeps hearing chii chuu chuu chii chii outside of his room? CHUU.
Would end up using a toothpick. He knows where it is because he hid it from everybody else, he's actually saving it for a pick-up-sticks match with everyone.
⚘ Leonardo
This man regularly gets something he ate stuck in between his teeth. You can't convince me otherwise. Like, three times a week, something must be in between there. (Wait woah, what's in between there? <(O.o)> )
Tongue to locate, toothpick for removal.
This man always got something tucked in his mouth. If not cigarillo, it's either toothpick or hay—sadly, it's not me. Good for me, it's not you either.
Since a toothpick is a rare item in the mansion (thanks to a certain cutie), he mostly uses hay.
He raids the stables regularly, those haystacks are not just for the horses, it's for Leonardo too. Comte once neighed upon catching Leonardo talking to a horse with hay tucked in his mouth.
Having a debri stuck on his teeth does not bother him in the slightest. He also does that chuu sound every now and then.
Does he eat the debri? Swallows it. It's nothing.
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Mozart gives off short vibes like I don’t know how to explain it, but seeing him in sprite pictures with MC always caught me off guard. Along with Isaac, it’s okay for a guy to be shorter than MC. Not every Vampire is required by law to 6 foot tall.
This makes me wonder how tall MC is.
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After being turned and being together for hundreds of years. MC and Le Comte decide to have a baby, and lo and behold a little girl is born. Le Comte and MC adore her, Comte basically worships the ground she walks on. His favorite family activity is to take them on family shopping sprees. The baby has become so acquainted with how to dress herself well. Her favorite pastime is dressing up her mom and dad in outfits he bought. His heart is full, needless to say he wears the outfits for the rest of the day. He literally raises a fashionista. His favorite memories of his family are when his daughter dressed up her parents with the brightest smile on her face and suggested they go out.
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yeah
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Part 2! Ikemen Vampire historically accurate~~ Theo is handsome no matter what i'm jealous
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