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JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT:
Which Ikemen Series suitors would eagerly agree to a date that involved BROWSING ANTIQUES?
Like, spending a day meandering through a huge antique store, without complaint or disinterest? Actually picking up items with enthusiasm? Listening to you gush about something you found?
I'd love to hear your ideas of WHO and WHY 😍
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Not stuck at work but: Ally is waiting at the airport so lets play a game!
I'm gonna have to wait at the airport for like... 3.5 hours before my flight. SO LETS PLAY A GAME!
Tell me one of your faves from:
Ikémen (Prince, Vamp, Rev, and Sengoku)
Shall We Date: Obey Me!
Twisted Wonderland
Hypnosis Microphone
And ask me something SFW and fluffy about them! I feel the need for sweet fluff hcs to balance out the Hanahaki shenanigans lol
P.S. Characters I don't write for: Vlad, any of IkeVil, Thirteen, Mephistopheles, Raphael, Kichou, Mori, Ranmaru, Kanetsugu, Keiji.
No Pressure Tags to get this going :3: @jozhenji @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @aquagirl1978 @twst-writer @scummy-writes @violettduchess @violettduchess
#twst#twst hcs#twst headcanons#obey me#shall we date#shall we date obey me#ikemen sengoku#ikemen revolution#ikemen prince#ikemen vampire#hypmic#hypnosis microphone#hypnosis mic#ikemen hcs#hypmic hcs
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DARI!!!
Hello hi I love him so much if you didn't know huehuehue...
#i'm so close to making hcs about him#i need him to come out in eng already#ikemen series#ikemen villains#ikevil#darius vogel#ikevil darius
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Hello I just wanted to ask if I could request a fanfic of mc having a boy friend and the suitors are jealous. is it okay if it is in the suitors Pov. can you do Mozart comet Arthur and Leonardo. thank you ☺️
IkeVamp HCs: Jealous Suitors
How do they react to reader having a boyfriend?
Suitors: Leonardo, Mozart, Arthur, Comte
Warnings: Slight angst
Leonardo
Frankly? Nobody would even notice, because it wouldn't change anything.
In his mind, he wasn't good for Y/N anyway. So its just as well.
Doesn't really give away any signs of acting different. By all accounts, he is either supportive or indifferent to her relationship.
He will even advise her on it if things get rocky. Yes, he will give her actually helpful advice.
No, he will not sabotage the relationship. Come on, Cara mia.
He loves her. He won't deny it to himself, he thinks with a slightly bitter laugh.
But that's exactly why he is letting her go. Her happiness comes first and she has no future with him.
Its for the best.
Mozart
Likely, Y/N and her boyfriend won't see much of Mozart to begin with...
He wouldn't be malicious, but he wouldn't put in the work to be friends with this fellow.
He would also hold Y/N at arm's length. Not avoidant necessarily, but just...distant.
He is a jealous man and he worries that eventually, he will do something that he'll do something he'll regret.
Despite how he feels he doesn't want to behave in anyway that might jeopardize her relationship with her beloved.
And as much as he resents the relationship...he cares about her more. And if she is happy with this other man, so be it.
He won't get in the way. Even if it hurts. If the relationship were to come to an end, he still wouldn't act on anything for a long time.
Arthur
Arthur is many things, a flirt, a playboy, a tease, among other things.
A homewrecker is not one of those, despite what others might think.
Once Y/N is off the table, he would stop seriously pursuing her, though still remaining very much flirtatious, in a joking manner.
Except he isn't really joking.
The man is a bit...salty, to be honest. Not to her though, to the other man.
He would treat him a similar way he treats Dazai. Not trying very hard to hide his disdain for him and is a bit...short with him.
He is probably one of the most obvious in his jealousy, it bleeds into his behaviour quite clearly, according to Theo.
That said, he finds that sometimes he secretly hopes for the man to mess up in some way...and he is rather disgusted with himself for even wishing for that.
But those are just the woes of unrequited love.
Comte
This gentleman will take it in stride, much as it might sting.
He, as a pureblood, knows there are far too many barriers between him and Y/N for a relationship to work, so this was probably for the best.
But even without those barriers, he still would never potentially jeopardize her happiness for his own selfish desires.
He would be extremely supportive of the relationship, though perhaps just a tad...tense whenever it comes up. But he would never be hostile or unkind to Y/N's lover. He's better than that.
He may or may not hint at his feelings in subtle ways, maybe casually stating that he envied the other man, but nothing too...concrete.
Really, if Y/N is happy, he would never get in the way of that.
Even if it means she won't ever be with him.
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#ikemen vampire#ikevamp#ikevamp arthur#ikevamp mozart#ikevamp leonardo#ikevamp comte#ikevamp headcanons#ikemen vampire headcanons#ikevamp hcs
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For someone who does not really like kids, I discuss parent AUs with my faves a lot. But anyway, ikevil boys and predictions for number of kids they could have (if any):
◇ Victor: girl dad. One, maybe two daughters. They're bubbly like him, sweet as candy, but absolutely know how to take you down with their thumbs. He let's them paint his nails pretty colors and he loves to do their hair
◇ William: one son. I don't see him having multiple kids, tbh. His son looks a lot like him, his genes win this one (Sorry Kate)
◇ Roger: boy dad. Three sons. Kate keeps hoping for a daughter, just one, but after the third boy, gives up. Two are too much like their dad, while the youngest resembles Kate more in looks and personality. Eventually all three wear glasses.
◇ Jude: one kid, equal chance of a boy or a girl. Wasn't planned and he's conflicted about it tbh, but part of him is happy about having a little family with Kate. Extremely protective even if he's often emotionally unavailable
◇ Harry: also feels like a boy dad, maybe two boys. Also open to one boy and one girl. He likes to play detective games with them, although they think he's a little geeky lol. All of them love mint chocolate
◇ I'm conflicted on whether Ellis would want kids, but if he did or Kate ended up pregnant, I'm throwing some twins at him. One boy and one girl. He's a very sweet dad
◇ Liam likes kids, but ultimately it's just too risky and he's worried his need to satisfy his curiosities will cause harm :( . If he manages to calm the frenzy over time, then he might be more receptive to the idea. But currently, the idea of family is still a very sore subject.
◇ And no kids for Alfons or Elbert either. Just too much trauma and emotional baggage to properly make or care for a family.
#ikemen villains#ikevil hcs#ikevil victor#ikevil william#ikevil roger#ikevil jude#ikevil harrison#ikevil ellis#ikevil liam#ikevil alfons#ikevil elbert
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Hear me out
Victor pulling his hair up in a high bun so it doesn't fall into whatever he's baking
His sleeves rolled up as he mixes the batter
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I feel like quite a few of the ikevamps would be shooketh/scandalized by a female mc who cusses a lot (for a long time at least) 😅 Arthur, Newt, JEAN, Wolfie, Theo…
I don’t think Napo would take that long to shrug it off 🤔 Vincent would be startled at first but… angel man would always accept mc the fastest imo.
Sebas and Dazai would be more used to it, Shakespeare is too much of a theatre kid to get frazzled by harsh language… Comte would 😳 but never mention it. Leonardo would find it hilarious.
Castle bois would be fine pretty fast. If not immediately. Like, not even flinch.
#ikevamp hc#i think about this a lot#since mc never cusses… gotta hc how they’d respond#i cuss quite often 🥲#if you’re surprised about my view arthur… well… dude’s old. and old fashioned on stuff like this#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#random arthot thought
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Ikemen Vampire sexuality and gender HCs 🫶 Waow I love LGBT+ HCs of the boys so much…
#ikemen vampire#ikevamp#otome#headcanon#sexuality headcanons#sexuality hcs#gender headcanons#gender hcs#lgbt headcanons#lgbt hcs#ikevamp charles#ikevamp theo#ikevamp vincent#ikevamp isaac#ikevamp sebastian#ikevamp vlad#ikevamp faust#ikevamp arthur#ikevamp leonardo#ikevamp le comte#ikevamp mozart#ikevamp galileo#ikevamp dazai#ikevamp drake#ikevamp shakespeare#ikevamp jean#ikevamp napoleon
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🔞 we know Jin's favorite body part is breasts, but you know who else I bet finds out theyre his favorite? Licht
Theyre just so soft, so wonderful to hold. Whether they overflow his palms or his hands encompass them entirely, it's all perfect. He loves seeing the way the nipple stiffens when stimulated just right, a pinch of his fingers or flick of his tongue or even brushing them with a feather, or if the room is a little chilly. He loves to hear those little stutters of breath when he plays with your breasts. He especially loves to leave little bites around the breast and see them shiny with his spit when he's done sucking on them. He loves to see how much stimulation you can take with his tongue before you're begging for more
#idk i dont think about licht that much but i was thinking about breast sucking and thought of him......#licht klein#ikemen prince#ikepri smut#ikepri hcs#spicy minx🔥
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I have a silly thought for ikepri.
What if Sariel chose a stubborn, short-tempered and easily annoyed Belle instead of Emma?
I believe Sariel will be overjoyed because she/he/they (whatever they are), will end up disciplining every one of those princes.
Yes, including the foreign princes too.
They'll be shaking in their boots whenever they see this "Belle" because ooooooooh they (Belle) do not take shit from anyone.
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Warlords in a Snowball Fight
A general winter themed flash headcanon, as a gift for the Flash Exchange. @flash-exchange
Headcanon: Warlords in a Snowball Fight
In Azuchi…
Nobunaga – Strides through the field of battle, easily packing the snow into efficient weapons. Cooly confident that nobody would dare... Splat!
Masamune – A snow battle? Bring it on! Runs wildly into action, skidding to a drift, quickly forms lopsided snowballs, and throws them with surprisingly good aim, especially given his blind side. Which… by the way… Splat!
Hideyoshi – Sets out a list of rules, including, no ice in the middle of your snowball, no throwing snowballs inside the castle, absolutely no running! In the midst of announcing the rules… Splat!
Ieyasu – Splat! He goes home and locks himself in his panic room with his emotional support sourdough starter.
Mitsunari – An army is made and broken by its organization. Carefully stockpiles snowballs at strategic points throughout Azuchi. Then gets distracted by a new book and forgets to join in the battle.
Ranmaru – Finds Mitsunari’s useful stacks of snowballs, and climbs to the roof, where he systematically picks everyone off, sniper style. Splat!
Keiji – Stands in the center of the field of play, grabbing the closest snow at hand, and throwing it randomly. He’s a dervish. Then he opens his arms wide and yodels, “Who wants to take on the wild child of these war-torn islands, he whose name is sung far and wide, the roguish misfit, Keiji Maeda?” Splat! Splat! Splat!
Mitsuhide – Excels at sneaking from hiding spot to hiding spot, surprising victims by popping up out of nowhere and disappearing before they can retaliate. Is also the reason Ieyasu is hiding.
At Kasugayama… things are slightly more dangerous
Kenshin – Instead of snowballs, hurls icicles like spears.
Kanetsugu – When people complain about flying icicles, tells them they should be honored to receive such attention from the God of War.
Shingen – Organizes Yukimura and Yoshimoto into a team and carefully strategizes the best times and places to attack. Has also built a working snow catapult. In spite of all that, he ends up strangely covered in snow, because, let’s face it, the man looks great in a wet kimono. And out of one.
Yukimura – Is an athletic and efficient snowball thrower, very good on the front lines in an all-out battle, but not terribly good at sneak attacks.
Yoshimoto – Is every snowflake truly different? Let’s find out? He wanders out into the garden. Is not seen until spring.
Sasuke – After getting hit by one too many icicles, packs his snowballs with ground spikes and sets off smoke bombs to escape.
Lone Forces…
Kennyo – Tricks Azuchi and Kasugayama into fighting each other, then goes off and feeds hungry forest creatures.
Motonari – Snow? Snow doesn’t burn. Hell has frozen over. Sets sail for more tropical climates at the first sign of a flake.
Kicho – Sets off an avalanche.
#flash exchange#headcanons#headcanon theater#ikemen sengoku#ikemen sengoku HC#ikesen nobunaga#ikesen hideyoshi#ikesen masamune#ikesen mitsuhide#ikesen ieyasu#ikesen mitsunari#ikesen ranmaru#ikesen keiji#ikesen kenshin#ikesen kanetsugu#ikesen shingen#ikesen yukimura#ikesen yoshimoto#ikesen sasuke#ikesen kennyo#ikesen motonari#ikesen kicho
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Hey. I'm stuck at work. Let's play a game!
Tell me one of your faves from:
Ikémen (Prince, Vamp, Rev, and Sengoku)
Shall We Date: Obey Me!
Twisted Wonderland
Hypnosis Microphone
And ask me something (SFW) about them. A teeny headcanon game if you will. Anything, pretty much. Angst/romance/comedy/drama. No death/death reactions, self-harm/reactions, eating disorders/reactions. You get the idea.
You can send a couple if you want. I'm here another four hours.
No pressure tag to get things going: @jozhenji @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @aquagirl1978 @twst-writer @violettduchess @viohasgoneintothewoods
#twst#twst hcs#twst headcanons#ikemen hcs#ikemen sengoku#ikemen revolution#ikemen prince#ikemen vampire#obey me shall we date#obey me#📍-games#hypnosis mic#hypnosis microphone#hypmic
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psychologist mc
one of my favorite ideas ever is the concept of "what if MC is a licensed psychologist "
On one hand: pure suffering. mc is slowly being driven insane. there's soooooo much wrong with all these people and MC isn't getting paid enough (or at all).
Vincent: is it normal to just be... numb? Like, you just feel nothing but sometimes you feel everything so then you feel nothing to deal with it?
Psychologist!Mc: no. no that's not normal and i'm concerned you need me to tell you that. how long have you feel like this, exactly??
Vincent: :0 really?? huh. probably since theo was born, to be honest.
Psychologist!Mc: *sighs* vincent stay on the couch we're gonna be here a while.
BUTTT on the other hand, mc and sebas are instantly friends because they both have journals filled to the brim about the residents. MC's gone through like six journals in 2 months because of all the notes they have.
About one week in they made a "mental illness checklist/bingo card" that they carry with them so at any given point.
Arthur: *drunkenly talking about his experience in ww1* Psychologist!Mc: *checks something on their clipboard* huh that's a new one. i think you should stop drinking by the way
Probably obsessively follows Dazai around wherever he goes. Literally the first one MC had their eye on.
At some point they approached Comte and just said: "if i keep living here you're gonna have to pay me. why did you choose the most mentally ill historical figures to revive and do nothing ab-" and then squints at him. Hard. Hands him a paper. "i'll be expecting you in my office/study about 7:30 prepare yourself."
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE CASTLE TRIO...
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IkeVamp HCs: S/O trying to carry them while they're sleeping
How do they react when they fall asleep and their s/o tries (and fails) to carry them to bed?
Suitors: Napoleon, Leonardo, Drake (AKA The sleepy bunch)
Napoleon
Monsieur le Empereur is the worst at waking up. This is common knowledge.
Sometimes, he is so beat in the morning that he just falls back asleep, even at the dining table after he managed to get this far, only to lose consciousness there.
Such was the case when Y/N found him in this state after attempting to bring him breakfast. She shook her head in disapproval, sighing as she put his plate down on the table.
"Napoleon, honey..."
She tried to wake him back up, but no such luck, he was far beyond the reach of wakefulness. She stared at him helplessly for a couple of seconds, unsure what to do.
Did she let him sleep a bit more? Normally she would have done so, but the position he was in was looked a bit...
He was definitely going to wake up with a sore back. Or neck.
Or both.
No, she had to move him. Or try to get him somewhere more comfortable. Surely she could get him to his room...it couldn't be all that hard...
Right?
Shaking her head and imbuing herself with faux confidence, she tossed his arm over her shoulder, securing her grip around his waist. Counting to three, she huffed as she eased him out of the chair.
The second, no, even before she was fully standing, she knew. She just knew this was a horrible idea.
Napoleon, well he...was not light. And she did not have super strength. And she was smaller than him. And he was bigger than her.
One would think those clearly obvious facts would have stopped her from ever trying this in the first place, but she had thought manifesting success would ensure this would go smoothly in real life.
It did not.
Seeing as the former emperor just...slid out of her grip and landed on the unforgiving floor. And since she was trying to hold onto him, she went down with him, suffering his fate.
Napoleon's jade eyes snapped open as dull pain briefly flooded his senses, a small weight on top of him. After quickly- and groggily- assessing the situation, he narrowed his eyes as he sent a mock glare her way, his voice taking on a warning tone at his love, who gave an uneasy laugh as she sat in his lap.
"Nunuche..."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
He's not really mad, but honestly... Did she think this would end well? He shook his head, his lips tilting into a smile against his will as he messed her hair up. He could not believe her, the silly sweetheart.
"You're too much, cherie. Just wake me up like a normal person instead of hurting us both."
Leonardo
How was she going to do this...?
Leonardo, as is typical of....well, Leonardo, had fallen asleep in the hallway, for his cara mia to find him.
She felt a long suffering sigh well up in her chest, held it back, then instead released a heavy breath as her shoulders sagged.
Why was he this way? The other residents usually just ignored him, or didn't realise he was there, therefore stepping on the man.
A quick glance around the hall let her know that it was up to her to make sure he didn't wake up with footprints all over him. And pureblood or not, she would not have him catch a cold out here.
Wiping her hands on her skirt to dry her grip, she slid her arms under him, trying to work an angle to best sweep him into her embrace, whisk him to his room and tuck him in lovingly into his bed.
A simple, straightforward task, yes?
Unfortunately, as soon as she tried to lift him, she was met with an insurmountable obstacle, a merciless foe intent on thwarting her plans.
This enemy, called reality, had different ideas concerning her physical capabilities and very much reminded her why she never tried to carry a 6ft sleeping man before.
The main reason? Plain and simple, he was too heavy for her to carry.
Hence why when she stood up, her arms almost immediately gave out and she practically tossed him onto the floor like a bag of potatoes.
Leading to his tired amber gaze peering up at her from his position on the red carpet, blinking the sleep away slowly as her horrified look came into focus.
"...Got a bit too ambitious there, Cara mia?"
A sleepy half smirk curled onto his lips as the flustered woman quickly knelt by him, apologies spilling forth.
"Papi, I'm sorry, that was an accident, are you ok-aaaayy?!"
She found herself on top of him as he pulled her close to him, holding her hostage on the floor.
"We'll get up in a minute, just stay put for a bit, hm?"
He finds it amusing that she thought she could even drag him across the floor, let alone carry him in her arms. But she was sweet for caring enough to try.
Drake
Oh dear oh dear...
That particular evening, Y/N had hurried to see Drake at his tour boat as promised and stumbled upon a...most unexpected sight.
Finding her beloved laying in his boat she initially panicked, thinking he was hurt.
No, he was just sleeping. Thank goodness...
The sailor's impulse control was that of a cat's. He did whatever he wanted when the mood struck. So she supposed she shouldn't have been too surprised to find him taking a nap on a whim.
But...she couldn't leave him sleeping there, could she? It couldn't be all that safe. But he also looked so...peaceful. So sweet, she felt bad waking him up. He probably had a long day.
She tilted her head pensively. Maybe she could move him? Tired or not, she didn't feel good about leaving him on the boat. She should at least get him on solid ground.
Nodding to herself, she wriggled her arms under him, hooking them under his. She groaned as she braced to stand under his weight.
"Okay sweetie, up you go!"
And she managed to lift his much larger frame, shaking with the effort, but then came the humbling realization that she in fact could not carry a grown man and even attempting to was a mistake with unthought of consequences.
Because one moment she had him, next thing, she'd dropped her boyfriend into the Seine.
Two seconds later, he surfaced, bewildered as his aquamarine eyes landed on her sheepish form kneeling by the river, her hand over her mouth in shock. She then nervously smiled at him while he gaped owlishly at her.
"Oopsie...sorry..."
He's not too fussed about it, he finds it funny actually. What did she think she was doing? She really thought she could carry him? She was so adorable...
Laughing it off, the soaked sailor pulled himself up from the water, rubbing their noses together affectionately.
"I'll get my revenge for that, little fawn."
He cooed against her lips, a smirk forming on his own that promised retaliation, sending a shiver down her spine.
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#ikemen vampire#ikevamp#ikevamp napoleon#ikevamp leonardo#ikevamp drake#ikevamp hcs#ikevamp headcanons
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Still thinking of Silvio, just buried under a pile of children. Very likely all boys. Each time, Emma is hoping it'll be a girl. Just one girl. Maybe she gets one with her very last child, who is absolutely spoiled to high heaven (truthfully, they all are, the palace is constantly filled with the noise of rowdy children having fun who are just as loud as their father 💀).
The first kid isn't planned and he has a bit of a breakdown about it. He hovers so much during the first pregnancy, barely letting you leave the palace and worrying so much about when you try to lift things. He's leaving meetings to check on you and (begrudgingly) getting Rio to check on you when he can't. He worries about your food and drinks and wanting to make sure you're getting all the nutrients you need. He's thankful for being by the sea to get plenty of fresh fish, and pesters Prince Keith for trades in herbs and remedies to help your morning sickness and such.
Silvio learns how to braid hair just for his daughter. He loves bringing back all sorts of items from his trips overseas, different books and toys and artifacts. Carlo is accidentally like a second uncle (Emidio is completely blocked from meeting the kids). It takes a lot of convincing to allow Silvio's father to see the grandkids, and is only allowed with strict supervision for a short amount of time.
Silvio play fights with his kids all the time, often pretending to be a pirate. Or they'll act as the pirates while he's the dashing prince coming to save the kidnapped princess, Emma. He teaches them how to swordfight (including fighting dirty....) and takes it upon himself to show them how to work and command a boat.
Silvio, who's struggled with being honest with his feelings for so long and couldnt really be honest because that'd make him vulnerable, working so hard to overcome that for you and his kids. He tries his best to tell you and his kids how much he loves you guys. He really struggles with it, muttering it for a while, face red, blurting it out in a shout sometimes. But he improves with it. He wants to make sure his kids always feel wanted, in a way he never got to.
The first time he holds his first baby, his jewelry gets in the way, between baby trying to put a pendant in their mouth and Silvio almost accidentally hitting his kid with his heavy chain. He spends a long time after the birth of his first kid dressed down without his usual bling, and it's the most casual and least flashy the palace staff have ever seen him. Sometimes he has spit-up stains but of course they're scared to mention it to him unless he's going to an important meeting or something.
He puts his kids to bed with stories about his trips on the seas, the kinds of people he's met, countries he's visited, rare treasures and new creatures he's found. Usually they're enraptured by his stories. But once in a while, they surprise him by preferring your storybooks to his experiences, getting him upset that some fictional story is more captivating than his real life experience, making him pout for the next week.
#i have more thoughts but we'll start with this#ikemen prince#silvio ricci#ikepri silvio#ikepri hcs#tw kids#tw pregnancy#tw children#the minx can write ✍️
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Bringing Mozart into the 21st century and making him travel by modern transportation
Tags: lots of cursing; spoilers from his route?
“No fucking way” is his first response when you show him a car and tell him you’ll use it to get around town. He’d walk a thousand miles, but he won’t climb into this... thing.
He ends up having to climb into the thing.
His first ride, he thought it was worse than carriages. The big front window gives him full vision of everything, and HE. IS. PANICKING.
Mozart: There’s another one coming this way! *screeches* MC: Mozart, they’re just changing lanes. It’s fine, you’re fine. Mozart: Oh my God, we’re gonna die… *starts muttering under his breath* MC: … MC: Are you praying???
He’s gripping the seat and the grab handle so tightly that his knuckles are white. He’s not breathing the entire ride.
As soon as the car stops, he opens the door and throws himself out. He’s praying again, but now he’s thanking God he survived this hell. Good luck making him enter the car again to ride back home.
The first time you get on a highway is wild. If he was already losing his mind before, imagine when you’re going faster. He’s gripping the seat, screeching, and praying. All at once. The whole time.
He might’ve passed out. If the sudden silence is any indication...
You can’t make him board an airplane. The first time you tried was to go back to your home country, and he caused a scene at the airport. You had to dope him with sleeping pills.
He won’t board that huge, dangerous thing that flies again. How the fuck do they even fly???
Once he gets used to cars, things get easier. But it takes him a while, though.
He still yelps when he’s distracted and suddenly sees a car changing lanes.
He will open the window and pick fights. Someone didn’t signal? A car suddenly cuts in front of you? A pedestrian runs in front of your car out of the crosswalk? He’s screaming in German at the person.
You can try to make him ride a motorcycle, but it’ll be worse. He’ll cling to you, probably make you lose balance, and you two fall. And then he’s like “I told you these things are fucking dangerous!”
He won’t let you ride motorcycles again, even if you’re alone.
If you show him a car with autopilot, he freaks out. He’ll remember the time he went to buy a piano and it was playing by itself. Does the 21st century have haunted things too?
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#I wanted to make a headcanon for so long hasiuehasiuehas#finally did it yay#ikemen vampire#ikevamp#ikevamp mozart#ikevamp wolf#ikevamp hcs#ikevamp headcanons#ikemen vampire headcanons
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