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shoyouth · 4 years

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Hello! While reading up about the ikemen vampire Bois to pass the time, I read that some of them had wives back when they were human (if I'm not wrong it's, Arthur, Napoleon, Theo, Shakespeare, and Mozart who are the married ones). So what if Comte brought back their wives as vampires to live in the mansion. Is it alright if you could write headcanons on how would the husbands react? Feel free to ignore this request if it's something you don't feel comfortable writing about.

Ooh this is such an interesting one!!! Thank you so much for sending this in, and I’m so sorry it took so long :(( I had to do a bit of research for this, so sorry if anything is wrong!

napoleon ; if it were Joséphine...oof. Though they were civil when married, he did ask for a divorce and both were rather unfaithful to each other. If she were brought back to life, I can’t say napo would be pleased, but he would treat her civilly, lead her on his arm, but if she were to ever try to romance him again, he would charmingly but firmly remind her that they are divorced. He wouldn’t let her change his new life. And as for Marie (she’s v interesting btw!!), I think he’d be taken aback but willing to stay married if she wished. She was very intelligent, responsible and loyal, so I think he would respect her a lot, whether they remained friends or lovers. Overtime, he may fall for her again, but he could just as easily maintain a close friendship instead.

arthur ; well if it was his first wife, Louisa, I think he’d be quite shocked; their relationship is said to have been v gentle and loving, and so in turn, I think arthur would tone down a lot. He would become more gentlemanly and respectable outwardly, and I think his inner sensitivities would come out more bc he’d feel safe with her. If it was his second, Jean, she was said to be more bold and independent, and it was love at first sight (they were in love for 10 years of his first marriage, but his morals held him back bc he refused to hurt his wife, whom he still loved too). If she were reincarnated, I could see arthur still being wild, but in more of a stable way. Not trying to run from his demons, but rather out of feeling free alongside his wife, who he knew understood and supported him. The two women arthur did truly love.

mozart ; apparently mozart was actually very much in love with his wife, Constanze, and a lot of his work was influenced by her. So if she were returned to the land of the living, I think mozart would be the most affected, maybe even brought to tears. They would readily fall back into married life, and I think mozart would change similarly as to how he did with mc; he would open up, brighten up, and be more inspired to create. He would probably still be curt with some of the residents, but he’d be more inclined to smile if his wife was on his arm.

theo ; he did not know his wife, Johanna, long (married for 2 years), but it’s said he was so preoccupied with her that he declared his love to her without hardly knowing her. Knowing theo, he was probably very determined to take care of her, but after being reanimated, idk if he would wish to stay together if she came back. They would feel like two different people; they hardly knew each other before, but she had another life after him and he’s gotten used to his new life. Though he may look out for her as a “proper husband should” I don’t think they would be in love, and they would act and regard themselves as old friends/supporters instead. He would respect her a lot for all the work she did for Vincent and his career though.

shakespeare ; not too much is known of the nature of Shakespeare’s relationship with his wife, but he married her when he was very young (18), and she was 26. Assuming they were at least somewhat in love and she were brought back to life, I think shakespeare would be frozen. He’s not very mentally healthy, so I don’t quite think she would want to stay with him anyways; if she were to press it and want to remain married, I believe shakespeare would attempt to scare her off. But there’s a catch; this would be a major push and pull for him: shakespeare would be inspired by the “tragedy” of his returned love, and would go in between hating her and longing for her, but it would be up to her whether she dealt with his dangerous ups and downs or not.

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timeless-tende · 2 years

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whatever-fanfics · 4 years

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Just Think About It...

Reader eventually grows old and has to be looked after 24/7 no longer in the mansion. Your beloved goes to visit you everyday in the elderly home. You die shortly after his last visit. It has been not too many months after the reader has died you wake up in the mansion the way Napoleon did, in your old room no less! You spend years as a Demi-vampire and then somehow you slowly and painfully transitions into a full-blood vampire as a result of unknowingly being apart of a Faust’s experiments. Reader is the first artificially made Full-blooded Vampire.

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Either Le comte x reader or Leonardo x reader

I thought it would make more sense with the pure-bloods

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ikemen-roses · 2 years

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Hi! I’ve been a bit nervous to send an ask but thanks so much for following me! I appreciate it! I was going to ask for your opinion on what do you think it would be like if Ikémen Vampire’s Vlad met an mc who was his niece reincarnated but then I remember this is an Ikémen Sengoku page lol but umm hi and thanks

Hehe, hello, hello, lovely person~ First, I would like to say that this is not strictly just an ikesen page, since I kinda play all ikeseries games in English, so don't worry no need to be nervous ^^;

Secondly... Talking about Vlad and his niece... Hmm...

I imagine he'd be incredibly caring and somewhat protective of the MC... Would possibly try to hide his deeds from her, but nonetheless hint about some points of his ambition and melancholy of transience of a human life...

And since she was his niece, I can also imagine him probably spoiling her a bunch and also always making sure there are fresh flowers to gift her always, and that she is safe and sound... Much like a precious treasure... :)

I hope this is what you had in mind while asking ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)♡

If there is more you'd like to discuss, feel free to message me about it ❀(*´▽`*)❀

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kurishiri · 3 years

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matchups !!

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hello, merry christmas! i'm pretty bored right now, and i saw match ups being a thing right now. they honestly look fun to do, so i figured i'd open my inbox for matchup requests right now. i'd appreciate any requests, but please read below for some guidelines and what fandoms i am willing to do.

✦ general guidelines ;

* i do romantic, platonic, enemies, and nsfw (sexual) matchups. just a word of warning though, my brain is the size of a pea when it comes to imagining nsfw scenarios, but if it's what you request i will try my best!

⇢ up to three fandoms only! any more than three, and i will pick and choose.

⇢ i will only be looking at my ask inbox for requests. any and all requests sent via submission will be deleted without question and hesitation.

⇢ minors, no nsfw (sexual) matchups. if you're anonymous, i will need you to provide your age. failure to do so will result in omitting sexual matchups. in other words, you will get a romantic matchup in lieu of a sexual one.

⇢ please make sure to provide as much information as you can as honestly as you can! please see the "what to tell me" section for more. this ensures that i can find the most genuine match.

⇢ this is just for fun! please don't bash on me if you dislike your matchup.

✦ fandoms ;

2ha, case study of vanitas, cookie run (no nsfw), creepypasta, demon slayer, founder of diabolism, heaven official's blessing, idolish7, ikémen revolution, ikémen vampire, my next life as a villainess, piofiore: fated memories, scum villain's self-saving system, seraph of the end, toilet bound hanako-kun, twisted wonderland, vocaloid.

✦ what to tell me ;

a friendly reminder that the more detail you put in, the better i can figure out a matchup!

which fandom (see above). what type of matchup you want. your age if you're requesting nsfw. birthday or your zodiac sign. gender identity and pronouns. your sexuality. your appearance and optionally, your race or ethnicity.

your personality, either how you describe yourself or how friends describe you. your mbti personality type. interests and hobbies. your likes and dislikes. what you look for in a partner. your general turn-ons and turn-offs.

any character(s) you absolutely do not want to be matched with. any additional info.

✦ characters (for your reference) ;

for the most part, any character that appears in said fandom will be fair game. however, there are some "exceptions" that i'd like to lay out here!

any dan mei: all main characters - wei wuxian, lan wangji, xie lian, hua cheng, shen qingqiu, luo binghe, mo ran, and chu wanning - will only be matched platonically or as enemies.

creepypasta: ben drowned, bloody painter, candy pop, clockwork, eyeless jack, homicidal liu & sully, hoodie, jane the killer, jason the toymaker, jeff the killer, judge angels, kagekao, kate the chaser, laughing jack, laughing jill, lulu, masky, nina the killer (2013), suicide sadie, ticci toby, x virus.

thanks for reading, and i hope to hear from you soon!

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juminly · 4 years

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As The Rush Comes (Ikémen Vampire Theodorus Van Gogh x Reader)

Summary: You are at a nightclub with your friend Theodorus Van Gogh. The problem is, you want to be more than friends. Does he feel the same? Hell yes. Change is bound to happen. And it does. This one-shot was inspired by the song As the Rush Comes. Read all 3 parts on AO3. Rating: Mature (explicit/coarse language, detailed mention of sexual acts)

Tags: Modern AU, mutual pining, sexual tension/frustration, jealousy, dirty dancing.

Warning: mention of the reader not remembering the events of a past night of heavy drinking and partying. Word Count: 3500 approx.

Club Music Playlist *Kiss you by Nadia Ali **Down to Love (Kyau & Albert Remix) by Armin Van Buuren feat. Ana Criado

***Still I Wait (Richard Durand’s In Search of Sunrise Remix) by Jonas Steur feat. Jennifer Rene.

Song lyrics are in bold; look at this asterisks to know which song is playing in the background and play the song as you read -------------------------- *I'd wake up, and make love to you if I had you, I would touch you so much, but I'm not allowed to… Nadia Ali, bless her heart, was only adding salt to your wounds. You were already feeling salty enough for feeling the way you did and she didn’t make it any better. Why were you salty? While the song went on and on about how the vocalist just needed to wait for the perfect moment to kiss the one she wanted to show love to, you were here lamenting pathetically over Theodorus Van Gogh, the man that occupied your every waking thought and dream… and most recent fantasies.

The music was thrumming loudly in your ears, the discographies selected by this particular local DJ was always to your liking. The rhythmic beat of trance sending the club-goers into an ephemeral state of rapture as the dancefloor flocked with writhing bodies, the scent of alcohol, sweat and sex heady in the air. Were people living in some sort of state of drought? The thirst was real… and so palpable. You were not one to judge, you felt it too.

Thud… Thud… Thud… Was that the music or your pulse? You couldn’t tell anymore.

Would you pretend, we're only friends, if I kissed you, At least I can dream of you in a scene, when I'd kiss you.

You’ve dreamed of so many scenes, in so many different locations and in all of them, you were in the most compromising situations and positions. Holy fuck, just thinking about how those icy blue eyes staring into you while he lazily ran his tongue over his swollen lips, the ones you wanted to kiss and bite so damn much, that chiseled body of his positioned between your… No.. No… You told yourself you wouldn’t go there but your mind couldn’t help but wander. The song had just been coaxing you to act on your impulses and you covered your ears, just to keep Nadia from tempting you more than you already were.

How many months has it been since the incident?

The office hottie, Arthur Conan Doyle, had thrown an extravagant birthday bash in his so-called crib, and to your own surprise, the man had exquisite taste and the entire thing was planned immaculately. Who had been his wingman during the entire process? The hot mister that was your companion at the club for the night. That was how, when and where you met him, much to your dismay.

You heard that things had gotten hot and heavy between you during that birthday party and you were literally flung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carried into Arthur’s bedroom. Things had gotten that heated… However, big emphasis on the word ��heard” cause you unfortunately don’t remember jackshit from that fateful night and cursed yourself all the time for this.

His hands roughly groping you and his lips fiercely crashing down on yours… The things that could’ve happened… The things you could’ve done… You could ONLY imagine. Imagine, yes. Remember, no. The heavens indisputably had some mocking plot to make you miserable. Miserable? You definitely were. After that night, you were thrown into the friendzone. With a capital F.

Pining after a man that wouldn’t lay a finger on you unless it was to ruffle your hair like some puppy. You almost got your chance at some type of romance in your uneventful life… Still, things only got interesting when that asshole suddenly showed up, but it wasn’t like you were actually willing to admit that to him. You’d rather swallow his… Brain and heart, focus. Libido and hormones, get the fuck away. He wants me… He wants me not… I want everything he’s got.

Shut it, Nadia. You were already drowning in heaps of doubt and you’ve clearly… clearly had enough of her feeding you more fantasies and unlawful and excessively unadulterated thoughts and you were doubting yourself already. And what you decided to do? Drink yourself into oblivion, accompanied by the vexing perpetrator who had just gotten back from the men’s room. It was admiration and pining time for you. As he slowly approached you with long and sure strides, Theodorus was, is and will always be probably the most gorgeous, handsome piece of eye-candy that you’ve ever laid your eyes on and you were 99.99% sure that this statement was your true and unbiased opinion.

Beige dress pants hugged the length of those legs that carried him, giving you the chance to drool over the definition of his stature that you could see thanks to the tightness of the fabric, emphasizing a bit too much for your liking on his… No, don’t go there. Heat flooded your reddened cheeks as your thoughts scrambled wildly in your mind as he found his seat next to you. That’s always where you found yourselves. Together. Always. You get along so well. It’s bound to be this way, right? The string of fate and the butterflies of time managed to find a way to bring you together. While your internal ruminations besieged your mind, a rich baritone touched your ears, unmistakably his. “We probably should leave soon. I don’t want to suffocate in this clothed orgy.” You shot him an inquisitive look, silently asking him to elaborate on his point. “You look like you’re about to melt in that pretty little dress of yours, Hondje. I’d rather hop to any pub or have a drink at that klootzak’s place and deal with his moaning than this. At least his place isn’t as filthy as this hellish kennel.”

“You talk like an old man, Theo. Why don’t we just try to live a little?” He simply gave you a glare, a response that you knew very well. He wasn’t going to waste his breath on such mundane frivolities. It seemed that you would have to take the drinking party elsewhere. Clubs were clearly not Theo’s favourite destination.

You couldn’t help but giggle at this man’s dog analogies. As much as they pissed the shit out of you… Wait. Rewind. Did he just compliment what you were wearing...? He noticed?

For the first time in a while, you decided to try “letting loose” and go for something different. You would usually go for something, more like, anything black but today was different. In celebration of whatever weird feeling and eccentricity that came over you, you decided to go for a skimpy off-the-shoulder purple dress that kissed every curve of your luscious form, barely reaching the top of your mid-thigh and pushed your bosom in a way that accentuated your cleavage. You felt hot and you wanted to feel hot too.

**It's down to love tonight, This is where we are, As we turn into the light, Let’s make it last...

On any other day, Down to Love would’ve been one of your favourite songs to listen to but definitely not today. You were clearly not down to any kind of love. This is not where you wanted to be and you didn’t want this to last. You growled under your breath, enough to have Theodorus, the man of the hour… no, he was the man of your every-fucking-day and your every-goddamn-dream and fantasy, tilt his head to the side to cast a judging gaze at you, raising an arched eyebrow with a silent what-the-fuck is wrong with you.

There was so much that was wrong with you and he was the cause of it all. The prime suspect. The only one, this maddeningly handsome asshole.

Lips slick with moisture, your eyes lingered a little too long on the inviting gleam before you attempted to relax in your seat, while Theo remained hunched apathetically over the bar counter, nursing his drink thoughtlessly. Both of you were so accustomed to whatever it was that you were doing, you fell into a pattern that soon began to feel more like a ritual. You couldn’t even remember how you became his drinking buddy but there was something that Arthur said once… Both of you were not the type to party hard so it made it hard for him to have fun with the both of you, even though Theo and him spent an obscene amount of time together. You were kindred spirits. That was a fact.

Being around him made it hard to breathe. You noticed that not only the first button of his shirt was open, but now, the second one was too, giving you a good look of impeccably sculpted pectorals, his skin shining under the epilepsy-inducing lights of the nightclub while drops of sweats meandered down to places unknown, unexplored… and desired. With one arm propped on the counter and leaning his full weight to one side, his form was completely angled towards you and his eyes roamed appraisingly over your provocative dress and your overall physique. You knew that look, you’ve seen it before. It was the same way he scrutinized and examined art.

His gaze was now posed on your thighs, your dress hiked up even more on your silky skin as you crossed and uncrossed your legs restlessly. “Looking at something, big guy? My eyes are up here. You’ve been checking me out since we got here.” you quipped with a smirk. “Hm?” he hummed, as if you had ripped him away from the depth of his thoughts. You could see a faint blush on the top of his cheekbones… It was clearly only a sign of inebriation. Right? “Oh, I was just wondering who you’re trying to seduce.” he replied blankly before continuing. “You wouldn’t need to dress up like this to impress me.” His tongue swiped over his lower lip, wettening it before throwing his head back, draining his glass of whiskey and turning his body away, leaving you perplexed by his words. What… What exactly did he mean by that? Shaking your thoughts away, you had enough wine in your system to finally get the words spilling from your lips. “Theo… Wanna dance?” Those three words prickled his ear drums and he turned to look at you with a judging smirk. “Is it playtime, Hondje?” You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms at his expected remark, climbing off your bar stool and tapping your heeled foot on the black tile beneath you. Looking at him expectantly, your heart clenched, momentarily regretting your decision to build up the courage to take the first step. He was bound to embarass you somehow.

“I’m sure you can find lots of other pups and mutts to play with in that disgusting pile of bodies.” An affronted expression washed over his handsome face and you resisted the need to slap his smugness away. You began to tremble slightly and snapped at him “You suck, Theo!”. His reaction made you freeze for a second. His eyes were taking you in, gliding over your body from head to toe before locking with yours. “Would you like to take me for a test drive? Are you in heat, Hondje?” he practically purred.

“Fuck you, Theo.” Was he capable of doing anything but frustrate (and arouse) you? You could feel an intense heat building inside of you, your heart beating angrily in your chest as you seethed from his response. You blinked, completely outraged and offended as he dared to freaking chuckle at your contained outburst.

“You wish. Now, can you go bark at someone else and let me enjoy my bloody drink?” Not wanting to give him more of your precious time, you actually flipped him the bird this time, scowling at him in disbelief, all that wine in your blood giving way for your tongue to sharpen as the night went on. “Do you always have to be such an ass?”

The ear-splitting grin on Theo’s face suddenly transformed into a smirk… and a scowl? when a young man behind you asked you to dance. You couldn’t really register what the guy was saying. Something along the lines of “ I don’t know if he’s just stupid or blind” and honestly, you kind of agreed with him. As much as Theodorus Van Gogh was a genius at what he did, he was stupid for not giving in to you. You were ready to give him… your everything. You were in deep shit, being so in love with a man who would possibly not return your affections? He looked like the incarnation of heartbreak and didn’t that just make you giddy? Being around him almost made you… sarchotic.

Sarchotic or not. Now you had his full attention.

Those ocean blue eyes were trained on you, an unfamiliar predatorial aura reverberating from him, still seeping through Theodorus’ attempt to enshroud it with the negligible quirk of those lips, that half-smile that you knew too well. If he wanted a show, he’s gonna be getting one. Not that you really cared whether he enjoyed it or not, but the least you could do is actually enjoy the company of the… You looked at your newly appointed dance partner, who had just lead you to the dancefloor, to evaluate him.

Okay, he wasn’t too bad: a bit shorter and less muscular than Theo but his hair were waves of chocolate brown that were simply asking to be threaded through and pulled. You beamed at your partner, feeling a rush of adrenaline course through your blood, knowing that the handsome Dutch man had his eyes on you and you were going to put a damn show. Wait, it wasn’t a show. You were doing this for you. You didn’t give a fuck and just wanted to have some fun. Looking at the cutie in front of you, you raised your arms in the air and jumped to the beat of the music, body-rolling as you let the sinful rhythm of your racing thoughts lead your every movement. ***I wanted it, I needed it, I love the way your skin felt upon my skin, And I thought you felt the same but you threw me away, Threw me away and still

The man in front of you was definitely getting into the groove, slowly inching close to you and you were more than ready to welcome him. Your hands that were in the air were now resting on his shoulders, your fingers finding the inviting chocolate strands of his hair. His hands were on both sides of your hips, claiming control over the frantic sway of your hips, matching the booming tempo that filled the room. You licked your lips and bit them, feeling your heart race as you snuck a quick look at the bar counter, the expression on Theodorus’ face was absolutely feral… and bloodthirsty.

Good thing you had bitten your lips because you were about to let out an obscene moan as he looked like he was ready to slam you into a wall and fuck you senseless, growling in your ear: You’re already so wet for me, Hondje, so ready for me to slide inside you…. You’ve been teasing me all damn night and when I stuff you with my cock, make you mine… You’ll be screaming my name. A looming presence was suddenly behind you, a hand gripping your hip and forcefully pulling you away from the “cutie”. You had absolutely no idea what happened, when it happened and how it happened. You could’ve sworn that you heard something along the lines of “She’s mine” but it was most probably your brain playing tricks on you. Or not.

“Are you trying to play games with me, Knabbeltje?” His heavy hand on your hip clenched tightly, his fingertips digging in your soft flesh while you drank in the rumble of his voice in your ear, velvety smooth yet deep enough to shake you to the bone, capable of making your knees buckle in weakness. You fought the temptation to rub your legs together and continued the lascivious sway of your hips from side to side in a rhythm that was your own and one that Theodorus would come to learn. Cutie, who? Theodorus was the only person you knew. All your senses acutely aware of him and he made sure of that. Only a breath of air seperated your bodies yet, he was so close but still felt so far before he yanked your back brusquely, your back hitting the vast plain of his chest and the softness of your derriere grazing his crotch. You closed your eyes and hummed with a nonchalant tone, your back arching as you reached your arms behind you, gripping Theo by his nape and threading your digits leisurely through his chestnut locks.

“You really want to know, hm?” You crooned and he tensed briefly but soon relaxed behind you, one hand caressing the curve of your hips, his hold on you was firm and steady, making you feel the heat radiating from his body and enveloping you with the scent of his cologne mixed with whiskey, intoxicating you even more than the wine you drank.

One of his large hands snakes up the curve of your waist, lightly grazing the side of your soft mound and trailing up your neck and resting there. He rolled his hips against yours, your body following his every moment as he dictated your every single motion. The warmth of his breath tickled your ear as he crooned sultrily in your ear. “I could eat you all up, Knabbeltje… right fucking now.” I don't wanna feel rejection, don't wanna have no regrets… Is this a good decision or will you look for someone else? Leave me all by myself...

“Is that so?” you could hear your own smile in your voice and could hear an inherent raspiness in it too. Your thoughts swiveled with yearning and your judgement was clouded by your love for this man… and your inebriation. Your mutual ministrations continued as he grinded his hips at an excruciating pace, drawing out the torture that you were both suffering from. His long fingers were now teasing the column of your neck, careening over your sensitive skin and sending shivers up and down your spine. Slowly, he wrapped his hand on your neck, pressing only lightly and bit the tip of your earlobe before sucking on it, letting his tongue glide over its seams. “I wouldn’t say it if it weren’t true. You want me to repeat myself?”

“I didn’t say any such thing, Theodorus.” You dared to use his full name, intentionally triggering him. His grip tightened on your neck and warm breath caressing your ear. “I’m not all bark like you.” He truly thought that you were all bark but you were prepared and intended to do lots of biting, now that he was so near. You tightened your grip on his strands, making him groan in response. “I hate that you make me feel this way.” you breathed out slowly, trying to ignore the tightening of anticipation rousing in your chest. “Enlighten me… What kind of way do I make you feel, hm?” It was now his turn to tease you. “You know how I feel about you…” you pouted, grudgingly taking a sharp inhale before you carried on with this morphed, semblance of a confession. “You keep… you keep messing with my head, Theo.”

“You’re doing much worse to me, mijn liefste.” Oh God, you didn’t know what he said but you were positive that it was not some dog related insult and your heart drummed even harder in your chest. Why did this man have so much control over you? His voice was like whiskey and chocolate, dark, decadent and heavy with yearning, a blazing fire in your core, an excited tremor coursed through your veins like lightning, but not once did you rush the wicked to and fro of your hips, brushing your softness against the harsh ropes of sinew that made him the Adonis that he was.

Your cheeks were rosy as the pink dusk that painted clear skies and he saw that as you twisted your chest to look back and up at him. His fierce stare reflected in your glimmering eyes, your pupils dilating clearly, making them appear almost darkened in their shade. It would be blasphemous to say that Theodorus was anything but completely mesmerizing. “Don’t give me those eyes, Knabbeltje... or I promise I’ll take you here and now.”

I love to see you smile, I love, my love… As much as the thought had you reeling, you wanted the awaited spectacle to be a private one. Gazing straight in his almost glowing orbs of sapphire, he had the look of a man who was born ready to ravage you and rearrange your insides. Leaning down, he drawled against your lips with a huskiness that sent you into a frazzled state of need.

“When I fuck you, I’m going to make sure you always remember it. The only thing that’s gonna spill from those pretty lips is my name.”

------------ Read Part II HERE. Tagging le Theo simp squad + those who have been so kind to send me their ideas on what the “dirty dancing scenario” should be like: @delicateikemenmemes @sweetlittlemouse @nad-zeta @nafeary @raymiazaki @munarisblog @karmaaf (sorry if I forgot anyone else) Hope you enjoyed this 💜 Please feel free to leave comments/feedback! Masterlist

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chocolate-parfait · 4 years

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Okay, I just got myself a tumblr account to ask for this Ikémen Vampire scenario, because the world needs this. Can you do one where the MC questions Mozart about his song "Leck mich im Arsch" (Ger. for "Kiss my ass" (lit. Lick me in the ass). I just can't imagine IkéVamp Mozart composing something like this so please be creative and do something funny. The song really exists btw. Real Mozart was a savage.

Started off serious, became trashy insults somewhere in the middle

Mozart being asked about his song “Kiss my ass” - ikevamp scenario (TW; mature language)

Thoughts are in italic

Bold AND italic is just me highlighting something

"Ugh, it hasn't even been a week and Sebastian is already burying me with work!" You mentally whined as you stretched your arms over your head. "Collect the sheets, wash the dishes, polish the shoes and wash the tablecloths..." each chore you listed made one of your fingers go up, and as the count reached ten you let out a deep sigh. You weren't even nowhere to be finished. "...ain't mama raise no weak bitch. Better get done with this before Sebastian yeets me into oblivion", you quietly spoke to yourself before going back to your full time slavery.

A lonely figure in the long corridor, you walked slightly bent forward for both the heaviness of the basket you were carrying and the mental and physical tiredness of your untrained body. As you took a turn at the end of the hallway, the lone sound of your footsteps found a companion. A sweet melody, a familiar one you had heard as a child, drifted through the air and waltzed its way to your ears. About ten meters from you there was the music room; you remembered it from Sebastian's tour of the house, but mostly because of the ever-so-friendly white haired composer that threatened you to stay kilometers away from him unless you wanted to be smacked to outer space. You had every intention of listening to him and avoiding any type of unnecessary contact with the man, but right now an irresistible curiosity pushed your feet to the prohibited door.

Was he composing something? Would he let you listen to one piece of his or play a modern-time song if you begged hard enough? somebody come git her she's dancing like a stripper If getting on your knees and throwing the last ounce of dignity you still had out of the window meant getting to witness Mozart's genius with your own two eyes --an impassable opportunity, too taunting to be ignored-- then someone better had to open up their purse and buy you some protective knee pads, 'cause ya girl was ready to crawl all around the mansion to get that P iano performance.

Inhaling some well needed air to get oxygen to your already malfunctioning brain in preparation of what was to come, you left the heavy basket full of dirty laundry and responsibilities behind and gently pushed the door open while peeking in with your head through the opening. As soon as he felt a pair of eyes on his back, Mozart abruptly stopped his magical fingers to turn to you, face contorted in an annoyed grimace.

Mozart: what.

MC: I- uh- uhm,,,, uhhhh- I... um

"Great job, chicken brain. The hero I absolutely didn't need right now"

Mozart: "I- uh- uhm,,,, uhhhh- I... um"...? I understand 15 languages and troglodyte isn't one of them. If you have nothing to say then leave.

MC: wait I-

Mozart: you didn't even knock. Are you really that impolite or did you grow up in a cave or something?

It hadn't even been 30 seconds and you had already been owned so hard not even a burnt Thanksgiving turkey could compare to this level of roasting, but there was no way in hell you were going to give up just for some edgy frail-looking man spouting some insults at you. You could probably smash him to the ground if you wanted, maybe... actually it would probably end with him snapping your neck like a twig, but at least the will to punch him was there.

You were ready to talk back with a savage comeback of your own, but before your mind could send the input to your mouth, his curt tone cut you off.

Mozart: Staring at people is a normal thing for future people? Makes me pity mankind. Get out.

...as kind as ever, the pianist! Kinda makes you want to kick him in the shins but you kept that thought to yourself.

As you were about to leave, two pair of footsteps got nearer to you from the corridor. Turning your head to the side you saw the clown duo making its way to the room, and you knew they were the ones who could provide you with the perfect chance to either succeed in your intent or bring you to a violent death.

Arthur: Oh my, what's happening in here? Is our wolfie making a move on our lovely MC before I can ask her out on a date myself?

Dazai: Good evening, Toshiko-san! Is something the matter?

And if this was your only opportunity, then you were going to use all your cards from the beginning. Mustering the best puppy eyes you could manage, you turned to the couple, and with a slightly whiny tone that resembled a half plea for help, you said:

MC: Ah, Arthur, Dazai-san! I just wanted to ask Mozart if I could listen to him playing the piano but he did nothing but be mean to me the whole time! I didn't even speak a word and he's already told me to leave twice~

Mozart: Which you didn't. So now I'm telling you a third time, leck mich. (=bug off)

Catching your subtle hint and feeling in the right mood to mess with the other fellow vampire, they decided to fan the flames of his annoyance by bringing in the discussion that one thing they knew he abhorred talking about.

Arthur: "Leck mich"? Why, Wolfie, you surprise me! You really haven't changed from your youth days, haven't you? My dear MC, did you know that the genius pianist here wrote a song called "Leck mich im Arsch"? A song about licking bums!

Dazai: Buttholes!

Arthur: Arseholes!

Dazai: Bungholes!

This was NOT the type of conversation you would've expected to have in a house full of historically important figures of such caliber, and foremost you were so close to bursting into a raging fit of laughter that only the scary aura of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was preventing you to do so. Despite the amusement you were worried the vein on his temple would explode and show you something you did not sign up for.

Mozart: Haven't I already told you not to bring that up?

Dazai: My, what a chilling smile, Wolfie-kun! Keep that up and you'll scare all the ladies away~

MC: pft——— what ladies?

Mozart: What are you laughing about, dumbass

Arthur: Woah, woah, woah! That's not the proper way to speak to a lady, Mozie! Bad wolf, bad!

Mozart: Did you take me for a dog, you four eyed caveman?

The more the snow white haired man was filled with rage, the more the situation escalated into something even more ridiculous , so much that in the midst of it you didn't even mind the recent insult.

But something was nagging you at the back of your mind. Why did someone as much as a clean freak as him write a song about licking ass? Though you realized Arthur probably gave you the literal translation just to be more direct about his bullying, you guessed it still was something pretty vulgar for someone like him. although you had to admit that the gracious idea you had of him crumbled away the second he opened his mouth

MC: I would've never expected someone like you to write such a song...

Mozart: What are you talking about?

MC: Uhm, you know, you're pretty neat, you don't let anyone touch your piano because of their 'filthy hands'... a piece about butts is a bit...

Mozart: I was still young at the time. My humor used to be different from now, people change in the span of 100 years, you know?

Arthur: Sense of humor? I wasn't aware you had one!

Mozart: Ahahah, so very funny, you stupid tratschtante (=gossip aunt)

Dazai: Maa maa (=now, now ; ara ara maa maa), I don't think the song is that out of character. After all, "licking butts" still has the idea of cleaning something, doesn't it?

Everyone: ...

Arthur: ...That was a bit too much

MC: Yeah, it was.

Mozart: Disgusting. This is why I dont like you people

MC: Wait, so can I listen to-

Mozart: Scram. All of you.

#my writing #answered #ikemen vampire #ikevamp scenarios #ikevamp headcanons #ikevamp imagines #ikevamp mozart #Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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sunaswife · 4 years

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i started getting back into playing Ikémen vampire and omg I’m so excited for Jean’s route🥺 also I love dazai and wanted to know who your fave boy is big sis

KAGSUSHWJSISI IKEMENVAMPIRE SJSGSUSUUISISISISIS

My favorite is Sir Isaac Newton 🥺 my little apple boy 🍎 (his story was alright tbh but I expected more)

Fun fact: before @sunaswife I used to be @isaacslilapple lmao

Here are my fav Isaac pics 🥺 and Theo is a close second I was so surprised when I got his wedding card and instead of a cake he had pancakes 🤣

Also I have a yandere Isaac imagine in case u haven’t read it!

#[🔪.speaks]#IKEMEN VAMPIRE AND SENGOKU 🤰#tho I mainly played ikemen vampire

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cinanamon · 4 years

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twenty questions tag !

tagged by @jupitersmark (ty!)

tagging @imaginedreamies, @imoonstarstuff, @jaemericano, @ofwolvesandbutterflies, @bohoes, @dreamystuffers, & @jaesmintea.

1. what do you prefer to be called name wise? stephanie, steph/stephie

2. when is your birthday? march 25th

3. where do you live? united states

4. three things you are doing right now? this tag game, skincare, watching youtube

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest? recently I’ve been back into skz, bsd, haikyuu, & ikémen vampire !

6. how has this pandemic been treating you? fine I guess...my skin was struggling at the start but I was able to go to work through part of it + have gotten to relax/be more productive in certain areas! Mentally and physically I’ve been overall fine

7. a song you can’t stop listening to right now? easy + God’s menu (skz)

8. recommend a movie. the theory of everything !

9. how old are you? seventeen

10. school, university, occupation, other?? high school student (rising senior)

11. do you prefer heat or cold? cold!

12. name one fact others may not know about you? I did musical theatre for 7 years (please don’t call me a theatre kid tho, I wasn’t one of those bc I didn’t do it with my school)

13. are you shy? I used to be! I’m v friendly and mostly outgoing now, if I manage to ignore my nerves

14. do you have preferred pronouns? she/her

15. biggest pet peeve? copycats, slow walkers, superiority complexes, cheaters

16. what is your favourite “dere” type?? tsundere; perfect for e2l ;)

17. rate your life 1-10, 1 being really crappy and 10 being the best it could ever be. 7? Still working on myself + getting where I want to be, but life is good?? I’m thankful.

18. what’s your main blog? this one

19. list your side blogs and what they’re used for. @bexu (personal), @chanvalry (fic recs), @sondials (writeblr), @dreamijournal (imagines), @aureahora/@sxturngf/@vavenus/@deyilish/@retroxfuture (aesthetics)

20. is there anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends? I might be terrible at starting convos but please know that if you ever reach out!!! I’m so glad!! And I’m a very enthusiastic texter so people don’t feel nervous to message me :,)

#ive done so many of these im so sorry LOL #tag game

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xathia-89 · 5 years

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Masterlist

After many discussions... attempt number 2 at a Masterlist. Updated: 13th October 2019

Ikémen Sengoku

Azuchi Coffee and Bar (Ao3 Link)

A Kitsune’s Date Night - Mitsuhide (Smuttish)

Outsmarting the Kitsune - Mitsuhide (Written for Ikémen Discord Writers)

Teasing the Bride - Mitsuhide (Ko-fi reward)

For Aerion - Mitsuhide

A Very Thorough Investigation - Mitsuhide (Smut)

A Jealous Kitsune - Mitsuhide (Smut)

A Low Blow - Mitsuhide

A Bold Declaration - Mitsuhide

The Wrong Message - Mitsuhide

Raising the Next Generation - Mitsuhide

Poisoned Tribute - Mitsuhide

Operation Distraction - Mitsuhide

Pregnant with a Snake’s Child - Mitsuhide

Mitsuhide’s little secret - Mitsuhide (Commissioned work)

A Towel is Optional - Mitsuhide (Smut off entry)

Checking out the Librarian Part 1 / Part 2 - Mitsuhide/Masamune/Natsuki (smut)

Between a Dragon and a Kitsune - Mitsuhide/ Arashi/ Masaume (Smut/Commissioned work)

Alpha and Omega - Hideyoshi (Smut)

Hideyoshi’s Latest Conquest - Hideyoshi (Smut / Commissioned work)

Day 17 - Hideyoshi

Day 3 - Hideyoshi

Worming out a Snake - Hideyoshi

Brother versus Lover - Hideyoshi

A Vassal’s Love - Hideyoshi

Alternative Route - Hideyoshi

If a Bird doesn’t sing, kill it - Hideyoshi (commissioned work)

”Dammit, we made a mess” - Hideyoshi/ Nobunaga/Natsuki (Smut)

“Help! My ex just invited me to his wedding!” -Nobunaga

”You’re finally here” -Nobunaga (Commissioned work)

Meeting his match - Nobunaga (Ao3 Link)

The Devil King’s Fear - Nobunaga (Commissioned work)

Day 5 - Nobunaga

A Decision Ignored - Nobunaga

Blame the Sake - Nobunaga (Smut)

A Birthday Surprise - Nobunaga

The Two Hideyoshis - Nobunaga

The Queen to the Devil King- Nobunaga

From Princess to Queen - Nobunaga

Communication requires Work - Nobunaga

The Firstborn - Nobunaga

Belated Blooming - Nobunaga

A Lord’s Claim - Nobunaga

Travelling between Wormholes - Nobunaga

Smoke and Mirrors - Nobunaga

Shower interruptions - Nobunaga (Smut/Ko-Fi reward)

In Charge - Nobunaga/Natsuki/Masamune (Smut)

Unmei No Akai Ito - Kenshin (Smut)

”It’s okay, you can leave” - Kenshin (Commissioned work)

Drunken Impulse - Kenshin

Making Things Clear - Kenshin (Smut)

Shutting out the Princess - Kenshin (Written for Ikémen Discord Writers)

An Unexpected Union - Kenshin

A Clash in a Faraway Town - Kenshin

A Dysfunctional Family - Kenshin

A Kidnapped Chatelaine - Kenshin

A Childhood Friend - Kojuro / Masamune

Ready to Drop - Masamune

Brought to the Future - Masamune

A Wolf in Disguise - Masamune

“If I have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for a week” - Masamune (Smut)

An Enforcer in the Shower - Masamune (smut)

Revving my Engine - Masamune (smut)

Testing out the IKEA furniture - Masamune x Natsuki (smut)

Making the Mistake - Ieyasu

A Twist in the Library - Ieyasu

Overcoming the Past - Ieyasu

A Disturbed Kidnapping - Ieyasu

A Lap Pillow - Ieyasu

Setting off the Trap - Ieyasu

Reading a Hedgehog - Ieyasu

Animagus - Ieyasu

Paging Dr Takeda -Shingen (Smut off entry)

Rocking the Bookcase -Shingen (Smut off entry)

A Suitable Plate -Shingen (Smut off entry)

A Tied Up Tiger - Shingen (Smut off entry)

Shingen in the Shower -Shingen (Smut off entry)

Mafia AU Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 - Shingen

Part 7.5 - Shingen (Smut and Kofi reward)

Trying to Hide - Shingen

The Pizza Man - Shingen (Smut tinge)

Day 11 - Shingen (Smut and Kofi)

A Happy Twist - Shingen (Kofi)

A Trip to the Future - Shingen

The Start of a Lifelong Obsession - Shingen

Sociology vs Psychiatry - Shingen (Small smut bit)

Bar Kasguyama - Shingen (Smut)

“I see you started without me” - Shingen (Smut)

Pregnant with a Tiger’s Cub - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

A Princess, A Dragon and A Tiger Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 - Shingen/Natsuki/Masamune

Modern AU - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 - Shingen v Masamune

The Handy Boyfriends - Natsuki x Shingen x Masamune (Smut)

An Oblivious Genius - Mitsunari (Written for Ikémen Discord Writers)

Day 10 - Mitsunari

Escaping from Kasugayama - Mitsunari

A Plan in Secret - Mitsunari

An Angel’s Touch - Mitsunari

Keeping a Secret - Mitsunari

Teaching the Tactician - Mitsunari (Smut)

Day 9 - Sasuke

A Time Traveller’s Wedding - Sasuke

Interfering Friends - Sasuke

From Kiriyama to Kaede - Sasuke x Kaede (Smut)

A Stubborn Man - Yukimura

The Pitter Patter to Come - Yukimura

A Pianist and a Pirate - Motonari

A Passing Pirate - Motonari

The Charms of a Princess - Motonari

A Kimono as a Work of Art - Yoshimoto (Smut)

The Wrong Kasugayama -Kasugayama boys

An Honest Mistake - All

Day 14 - All

The Past Brought to the Future - All

A Healer thrown back in time - All

Playing in an Alpha’s World (Heat/Modern AU) - Kenshin - Part 1 - Part 2

How the Warlords react to finding out MC is a woman

How the Warlords React to MC waking from a nightmare

A Secret Date

Finding out MC is pregnant

Warlords as Teachers

Reasons to Get Married

MC says she wants to learn to defend herself

Genderbend Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Long Lost Siblings - Masamune / Mitsuhide / Hideyoshi / Nobunaga/ Mitsunari / Ieyasu / Yukimura / Kenshin / Shingen / Sasuke

Spin the Bottle - @actualdemonbianca submission

Ikémen Vampire

A Gangbang of Vampires - All (VERY NSFW)

A Lesson in the Biblical Sense - All

“Do you ever get the urge to settle down?” - All (handwritten)

The Dangers of leaving a phone unguarded - All (Smut-ish)

“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?” - Leonardo (Smut)

The Real Monsters - Leonardo (Smut)

Your room or mine? - Leonardo (Smut)

Lost in the Night Sky - Leonardo

A Maid’s Job - Leonardo x Evelyn x Le Comte (SMUT)

A Jealous Passion - Theo (Smut)

If you don’t shut it real fast - Theo (Smutt-ish)

A Woman’s Right - Le Comte de Saint Germain

A Lesson to be Taught - Le Comte de Saint Germain (Smut)

Disturbing his Sleep - Le Comte de Saint Germain (Smut)

A Change in the Mansion - Le Comte de Saint Germain

He Doesn’t Listen to me either - Le Comte de Saint Germain

A Present from the Future - Le Comte de Saint Germain (Smut)

A Little Experiment - Le Comte x Leonardo x Evelyn (Smut)

“Do you really want me to beg for it?” - Arthur x Evelyn x Le Comte (Smut)

What a woman is good for - Arthur (Smut)

Knabbeljtle requires saving... from her best friend - Evelyn x Arthur x Theo

Aftermath - William Shakespeare

The Skilled Hands of a Butler - Sebastian (Smut)

Under a Lady and between a Butler - Evelyn x Yina x Sebastian (Smut)

Lady Hampton and her problem - ALL THE GOATS

Tied up in the Wrong Pen - Dazai x Sebastian x Evelyn x Goats

How to Accumulate a Heard - Evelyn x Erik x Goats

Lord Hampton - Erik x Evelyn

Fudging the Dates - Erik x Evelyn x Xavia

A Welcome Party for two - Erik x Evelyn (Smut)

Making a Meal of a Lady - Napoleon (Smut)

Defrocking a Priest - Isaac (Smut)

From a Fire in the Woods - Caitriona origins

Ikémen Revolution

Doing the right thing - Jonah (commissioned work)

Day 12 - Jonah

The After Dessert - Edgar (Smut)

On Display - Edgar (Smut)

A Homely Scene - Luka/Alice/Edgar

A Luka Sandwich - Luka/Alice/Edgar (Smut)

Pushing the Jack - Luka (Smut)

Day 18 - Luka

Coming Undone - Luka (Smut)

“I’m going to make things right” - Luka

Dating Luka Clemence - Luka (Smut)

A Misunderstanding - Luka

Against a Brick Wall - Luka (Smut)

An Introduction to Something Sweet - Luka/Oliver/Ashley (Smut and Kofi)

How to treat a Brat - Oliver (Smut)

Ashley for Dessert - Oliver (Smut)

A Teaparty Gone Wrong - Oliver (Smut)

Day 13 - Sirius

Good Boy - Sirius (Smut)

Day 6 - Sirius

Day 2 - Sirius

Teasing Touches - Sirius

A Fall off the Treadmill - Siris (Smut)

Doodle$ and Drabble$ in the Gym - Sirius (smut/ Ko-Fi reward)

Appearing ever the gentleman - Sirius (Smut)

Playing the Deck on the Desk - Sirius x Saskia (smut)

A Sandwich Between Queens - Sirius/Saskia/Jonah (Smut)

The Best Start to the Day SFW / NSFW - Ray/Sirius/Alice

A Diversion in the Closet - Ray (Smut)

Teasing the King - Ray (Smut)

“I’ve wanted this for so long” - Ray (Smut)

Campfire - Kyle x Lissie x Ray

“Are you asleep?” - Harr

A Night in front of the Fire - Harr (Smut)

Dismissing a Nightmare - Seth

“I can’t imagine this world without you” - Lancelot (commissioned smut)

Arcana

“Don’t be scared, I’m right here” Asra (Written for Ikémen Discord Writers)

A Magician’s Touch - Asra (Smut)

Untitled - Asra (Smut / written for Ikémen Discord Writers)

Mystic Messenger

A Nymph in his Shirt - Jumin (Smut)

An Early Birthday Present - Jumin

Day 19 - Jumin

Day 16 - Jumin

Day 4 - Jumin

The Real Party Happens Afterwards - Jumin (Smut)

“I can’t stand the thought of losing you” - Jumin

Following the Notes - Seven

Hiding from the Hacker - Seven (Smut)

Day 15 - Seven

Day 8 - Seven

Day 1 - Seven

Day 7 - Zen

Love, Lies & A Heist

Shared between the Heirs - Logan/Saskia/Ryan (Smut)

“Please, don’t go” - Ryan (Smut)

An Escapade in the Stockroom - Noel (Smut)

Midnight Cinderella

Our little Girl - Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 - Giles/Sid/Sasha (Smut in Part 3)

Get on your knees - Sid (Smut and written for Ikémen Discord Writers)

“Please, don’t hurt me like this” - Giles angst

“You’ll always be safe with me” - Nico (written for Ikémen Discord Writers)

Doctor Who

The Hunted - My husband’s work

An Attack of the Angels - (It got hijacked off me) Tom Baker & Sarah Jane

SLBP

The Pale Moon’s embrace: Alternative Epilogue for Kaede - Sakura x Kaede

“We bet and you lost” - MC x Hattori Hanzo (Ikémen Discord Writers)

Crossovers

The Truth within the Lies Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 - collab with @toloveawarlord

A Warlord and an Inventor - Oliver/Ashley/Ieyasu (Smut)

An Inventor and a Warlord in “Who is the biggest tease?” - Leonardo/Colivara/Shingen (Smut)

1582 meets the 1890s - Natsuki & Nobunaga / Evelyn

One of Fourteen Million, Six Hundred and Five Ways - Darcy & Peter Capaldi / Avengers End Game Crossover (Commissioned)

Character Sheets

Lady Evelyn Hampton - Ikémen Vampire

ALL CURRENTLY ON HOLD BELOW

Chandeliers - IkeSen

Governess - LL&H

Masquerade - LL&H

Shattering the Twin’s Bond - IkeRev

#masterlist #I might keep this one updated

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