#iiii got carried away my bad

[weareamarvel]

do you see us getting scraped up off the pavement?

[mncxbe]

ihihi a bit unsure if your requests are open (I don't think I've read that they're closed? But it couldve been an oversight on my part iiii dunno) but if they are, could I rq sfw prompt #5 w/ Denji (´▽｀*)?

ok so technically my prompts are closed cuz I don't have that much time to write but it's Denji i can't say no to him😳 i loved writing this hihi hope you like it♡

5– helping you cope with period cramps

"Denji— hurry up please"

Your voice was weak, barely above a pained whine, piercing through the silence of your apartment. The blond shut the entrance door, hastly discarding his shoes in the hallway. "I'm coming right away, Y/N. Hang in there"

You've always warned your boyfriend about how bad your periods could get, but he was lucky enough not to see you at your worst during the few months you've been dating. Well, not until now. When you texted him earlier that day to cancel your date because of your cramps he knew he had to help somehow.

So here he was, stumbling into your bedroom with a handful of boxes of sweets, sodas and a cat plushie. Denji's face dropped when he saw you curled up under the futon, your face scrunched up in pain as you struggled to breathe. "Hey, pretty, how are you?" he asked softly, placing the gifts he carried on the mattress next to you– chocolate truffles, biscuits dipped in vanilla cream, soft cookies, canned cake and cherry flavoured fizzy drinks.

"I didn't know what would help so I got all your favourites" he smiled shyly, pushing the pile of treats closer to you "And I hope you like the cat. The label says it's called Pusheen so... it was pretty cute. I thought you could hold it when you sleep when I'm not here."

God, he was so sweet. Although you've been dating for a while now, Denji was still nervous around you. He wanted everything to be perfect, more than anything, he wanted you to be happy and well; and knowing that there was no actual way for him to magically cure your cramps left him helpless. He babbled on and on about making you tea, running you a hot bath– should you even take a bath? he offered to go and buy more sweets, or maybe give you a massage? It could help. You felt your heart swell at his heartfelt words.

Reaching a hand out towards him, you ran your thumb over his thig, making Denji visibly tense up under your touch. His brown eyes peered down at you "Just come cuddle me, okay?" you smiled and he complied. The air in the room felt cold against your skin as he lifted the blanket and nestled himself next to you. You moved closer to him, hooking your leg over his thigh to pull yourself flush against him and Denji hugged your waist. His deft fingers slipped past the hem of your tshirt and rested on your lower back. Your skin felt warm, almost feverish as he started massaging your back. "Is this okay?" he hummed contently and you nodded, letting out a deep exhale.

The newfound closeness managed to soothe your pain a little– the comfort of his embrace, his warmth, that sweet, syrupy scent of his made it all better. Hell, you were oddly grateful your cramps were so bad this month. If they weren't, you wouldn't get to hold him like this. Lifting your head up from the crook of his neck, you trailed your lips along his jaw before pressing a quick kiss to the corner of his lips. Your boyfriend pouted, totally unsatisfied with the halfass kiss he got and you couldn't hold in your laughter. Sweet, he was so sweet.

So you kissed him again, your lips lingering above his as a content smile etched itself on your features "Thank you, Denji. It's perfect" And it was. He was the best boyfriend you could ever ask for.

[sucuretcannelle]

MASTERLIST (UPDATED: 3/27/22)

𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕪 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝔽𝕦𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟' (𝔽ℕ𝔽):

KNOCKOUT! (BF, Kapi, and Senpai witnessing you pass out during a rap battle from exhaustion) 

WHAT DA FLIRT DOIN’? (Senpai, Pico, and Ruv’s reaction to being flirted with)

PLEASE, GET YOURSELF TOGETHER (Garcello and Senpai with a germlin s/o)

CONTACT? (Senpai with a touch starved s/o)

PUT THAT BACK— (Tankman with a gremlin child)

WAS THAT A SKIN-WALKER? OH— (Ruv, Whitty, and Garcello with a friend that likes to howl at the moon)

I REALLY DON’T MIND (Garcello being insecure about his lingering cigarette scent)

IT’LL BE OKAY (Garcello singing you to sleep after you have a nightmare)

I’LL REST, I SWEAR (Taking care of Garcello while he’s sick)

QUITTING CAN GET...HARD (Helping Garcello quit smoking)

YOU’RE RUINNIN IT. READ MY LIPS- (Garcello & Hex friendship hcs)

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP (Garcello tea asks and fluff alphabet)

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWWNNN (Senpai & Tankmain fluff alphabet)

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUU (Tabi & Agoti date hcs)

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRYYY (CJ relationship hcs)

NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE (CJ with an s/o who’s love language is physical touch and words of affirmation) 

NEVER GONNA TELL A LIEEEE (Sarv and Ruv tea asks)

AND HURT YOU (Dr. Jack Springheel tea asks)

YOU’RE BACK! (Agoti coming out of the void) 

SLEEP AND AWAKE  (Garcello singing his s/o to sleep)

WHAT?? HOW? (Garcello....ugh, necromancy ig)

ARTISTS TROUBLES (Garcello with an s/o that draws on him when they’re anxious)

AW, COME HERE (Garcello with a touchstarved and shy s/o)

WHAT THE FUCK- (Garcello with an s/o that had a syncope)

BE WHO YOU ARRRREEE (Garcello with a nb s/o)

IIIIII BOUNCE TO THE BEAT OF MY OWN DRUM- (Garcello with an s/o that can play the drums)

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO...LUDICROUS? (Garcello with a dumbass s/o)

IT’S OKAY TO RELAX SOMETIMES (Garcello and Whitty with a stressed s/o)

AWW, REALLY? (Garcello w/ an s/o that likes to fluster him)

DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT? (Agoti and Tabi with a flirty s/o)

THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH (Garcello with an s/o that’s extremely warm all the time)

HOME SWEET HOME (Garcello with an s/o that just came home after a long day)

YOU’RE SAFE HERE NOW (Garcello with a teen reader)

IT’S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZEEEEE (Garcello and Hex with an s/o that apologizes a lot due to a past relationship)

EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KETAMINE- (First kiss hcs w/ Garcello)

IIII HEAR A SOUND (Garcello haunting his s/o’s house)

SHE LIKE BAE WHY IT SMELL LIKE BADUSSY (Garcello with an s/o that hates the smell of cigs)

LIFE GOES ON...FOR NOW (Garcello, Myra, and Ruby with a vampire s/o)

HOW DO THOSE THINGS WORK? (Kapi with an s/o that is great a claw machines)

FLY AWAY NOW- (Tabi, Sarv, and Kapi with a fairy s/o)

SO YOU’RE INTO PEOPLE THAT CAN KILL YOU? (Yandere CJ x reader)

DAMN ARE YOU GONNA LET GO?? (Kapi with a clingy s/o)

JK...UNLESS- (Rivals to lovers au with CJ)

WHAT IN THE TLC? (Kapi with an s/o that hoards plushies)

WHAT AN UNFORTUNATE SITUATION (this is explained in the ask and I’m lazy, Tabi x reader angst)

HOW??? (Tabi with a supportive and innocent s/o)

BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS? (Tabi, CJ, and Myra with a toxic ex that won’t leave them alone)

HOL ON, DON’T BE LIKE ME (Tabi with an s/o that has insomnia)

PEW PEW PEW! (Tabi with an s/o that has explosion powers)

“YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS- WHAAAA?” (CJ with an s/o that’s self conscious about singing)

*INSERT A BAD BRUNO MARS SONG* (CJ hearing his s/o sing for the first time)

YK, I’M WATCHING YOU... (CJ with an s/o that got flirted with)

YEAH BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, AND LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP (CJ with a baker s/o)

UP, UP, AND AWAY! (CJ with a tall s/o that likes to carry him) (Another version of this)

OH... (Ruby, CJ, and Tabi with an s/o that has trust issues) 

OH NAWL, HE’S DESCENDING (Tabi with a fallen angel s/o)

AYO WHAT’S UPDOG? (Agoti with a gullible s/o)

STOP BOTHERIN ME, DAMN (Ruv sibiling hcs)

SOMEHOW, YOU STILL MANAGE TO BE THE SWEETEST THING HERE (Agoti with a pastry chef s/o)

AND OH MY GOSH, WHAT IS THIS NEW EMOTION? (Usagi realizing that she has a crush on someone)

ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕕 ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 ℂ𝕝𝕦𝕓 (ℂℙℂ):

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME (Saffron dating hcs & fluff alphabet)

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME (Jamie dating hcs)

I AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEED (Prez dating hcs)

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB (Maria fluff alphabet)

PLEASE, TAKE A BREAK (Leopold with an artist s/o that overworks themselves)

SORRY ABOUT THAT (Leopold with an s/o that’s scared of talking to people)

𝔻𝔸ℕ𝔾𝔸ℕℝ𝕆ℕℙ𝔸 (��𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕒𝕟):

SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANSSS (Chiaki, Ibuki, and Kaede relationship hcs)

[specialmindz]

“Sans, take your brother and go to sleep…need to put the croceries away…”

          “uh, pops?”

          Gaster handed Sans a bag of what was left of the groceries, exhausted. There HAD been more, but Papyrus had decided to throw most of them into Hotland’s boiling magma as a “sacrifice” to the “volcanic gods of Mt. Ebott.”

           “NYEH HEE HEE HEE!”

          “Sigh…”

He wasn’t even supposed to leave the lab…

          “dad you’re putting paps in the fridge.”

          “KI-ET SNAS! Dis where he keep da’ milk…”

          “you know babies drink more than-DAD!”

          CA-THUNK!

          “ME HEE HEE! I OUGHT IT SNAS!” cried the baby bones, his voice muffled from inside the fridge. “I OWES IT CAUSE’ DA’ CONTAINER FEEL LIKE A IZARD!”

          SCRITCH, SCRITCH, SCRITCH!

          “CAN YOU HEAR THE IZARD BIG BUTHER?”

          FUMP!

          “HEY!”

          “sorry bro, gotta put these…three bisicles, away. also, don’t scratch on the milk carton, it’s bad for your fingers.”

          “Dis MY milk and I does what I wants with it!”

          “it’s everyone’s milk, not just yours.”

          “NO!” Papyrus spread his little arms and legs out to block Sans from the fridge. “Dis MY milk, go sweep!”

          “i’d love to go to sleep, but first i need to put these away.”

          “Well dat’s very un-for-tun-ate for you big Buther, cause’ I don’t plan on moving out the way. I’ve decided dat dis gonna be my new room. Is close to da’ food AND the milk. Very efficient.”

          “oh yeah? and what about your toys? where are you gonna put all your toys pappy? that’s an awfully small fridge…”

          “Well I’m an awfully small baby, besides...” Papyrus reached down and pulled out a block of cheese.

          “are you kidding me with this?”

          “We both know dis all I need right here.”

          “what about air?” asked Sans, deciding to stuff the bisicles into the freezer. “do you need ai-ewww, papyrus what is that?!” he pointed towards a bowl of…something, not caring whether or not his brother could actually see it. He couldn’t hazard a guess as to what he was looking at, but there were a few clues that told him the baby bones was probably responsible; one of them being that he recognized the bowl as one he’d use for cereal, which meant this thing was DEFINITELY homemade.

          “Daz baby’s food. Not for you. Is like cookie dough, cept’ is not made of cookies.”

          “it’s got meat in it!”

          “Dat’s cause’ is not made of cookies…is made of meat. Meat and milk. Lots of nutrients in there. Lossa proteins and normal teens and calcium and-”

          “stop. stop right there. what do you mean ‘normal teens?”

          “Sometimes is hard to find new puppies.”

“new pup-is this more of your puptart crap?! i asked you not to do that!”

          Those poor dogs…

          “Is not puptarts stink head! Puptarts go in the brave little toaster! Dis Puppydough! Is like cookie dough cept’-”

          “except it’s made of meat, i got it! it’s gross papyrus!”

          “YOU NOT EVEN TRY IT!” shouted the baby bones accusingly. He quickly returned to his smile. “And you’s not GONNA try it…cause’ is mine. My ice cream. Not for you, sad, but true. You can has the Dog Salad...”

          “are you seriously trying to make me jealous of this…?”

          “Try not to get any of yo’ jelly in my noms Snas. I prefer my eats to taste like victory, not your depression-”

          “ALPHYS, PAPYRUS IS BEING AN ASSHOLE!”

          “PAPYRUS IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE.”

          “I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU DAD!”

          “You tell Babybop! You tell Babybop and Daddy and even Dirt-Butt, they all gonna side with the baby! They see mah dough and they probly think, ‘Wowie! Dat baby so talented and smart! Only a genius baby would think of mixing milk and meats! If only I had been nicer to sweet widdle Papyrus, then maybe I could have some of dat Puppydough…”

          “*pfft!* is that how you think that’s gonna go?” Sans chuckled despite his disgust. “iiii think you might end up a bit disappointed then pappy. i personally wouldn’t touch that to throw it away.”

          “You won’t touch it cause’ I told you not to.”

          “heh heh is that right?”

          SHINK!

          “WOOOAHH! where’d you get that?!”

          Papyrus narrowed his eyes at his brother whilst clutching a switchblade in his tiny fist. “Black babies always armed…case whitey wants to rumble. Nyeh? NO! NO DIS MINE! IS MIIIINNNE! MIIIIAAAHHHHH!!! NYEHHHHHHHHAAAA! NYEH-HAAAAAHHHHHH!!”

          “sorry bro, but you’re the LAST person who needs a switchblade-”

          THUMP THUMP THUMP!

          “heeey, now you know better than that-”

          “NYEHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Wailing loudly, Papyrus kicked the inside of the fridge with even more ferocity than before while his brother tried to keep things from tumbling out onto the floor.

          THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP, THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!

“HEY, WHO’S KICKING THINGS UP THERE?” shouted Gaster angrily.

“HE TAKE MY DOG-OPENERRRR!!! NYEHAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

          “SANS WILL YOU KEEP YOUR BROTHER QUIET? YOU HAVE ONE JOB!”

          “papyrus stop kicking the fridge…also get out of the fridge.”

          “I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMO-HORRRRRE!!”

          “yeah, sure you don’t.”

          Drama king.

          I can’t wait till he grows out of this.

          …

          …

          God I hope he grows out of this.

          “I JUST WANTS TO EAT HEALTHY SO I DOESN’T GET FAT LIKE YOU-HOOOO! JUST CAUSE’ YOU CAN’T FIND HAPPINESS DOESN’T MEAN YOU GOTS TO TAKE DA’ BABY’S!”

“lemme know when you’re done, kay’? imma go throw this away or something.”

“YOU CUSH MAH DREEEAMSSS!”

Walking towards the elevator, Sans paused only slightly to consider maybe throwing the blade into the lava pits of Hotland, but in the end, he decided against it walking into the Nursery instead. Papyrus didn’t need a knife, he was dangerous enough as is, which could only mean he had taken it from someone else…someone who ALSO didn’t need a weapon, seeing as everyone used magic.

Monsters with weapons are always bad news. Papyrus must have run into a really bad person who planned to use this knife as a surprise attack against someone. That’s all these things are good for down here; fighting dirty.

Asgore really needs to put some kind of fence around the Dump or ban it or something. That’s exactly where dangerous garbage like this is coming from, right there.

But that’s not to say it wasn’t useful to people like Sans.

My ATK is so low, I’m pretty much the only person who needs something like this to protect himself. My bro can’t be there for me ALL the time, and I wouldn’t want him to be. The older he gets, the more responsibilities he’ll have to take on, and eventually I’ll become a burden. He doesn’t mind protecting me now; he’s a baby, he has nothing better to do, but one day…

Sans took a few swings with the knife.

“Nyeh? Snas what chu-no. Nuh-uh. Give me that. That’s not a toy.”

“p-papyrus..?”

Using his wingdings, Papyrus took the opportunity to take the blade out of his surprised sibling’s hand.

“hey i need that!”

“Why? You want to end up a little punk like me?”

“huh?”

“Well I’s very flattered big Buther, but the answer is ‘no.’ Nobody like a copycat ya’ know? Also, how you gonna weave baby crying in da’ fridgergator?! You wants me to catch a cold? You weave the door open too! I could’ve fallen out and broke my widdle head-”

“papyrus-”

“It’d be like Humpy Dumpy.”

“bro-”

“Dead baby. Egg yolk erywhere.”

“would you listen to me?! i need that knife!”

“What for?”

“for protection! i only have 1 atk…”

“You’re not gonna need any protection other than me until you’re eighteen…and given your personality that too is a shot in the dark.”  

          “what does that even mean?!”

          “Means ‘no.”

          “DAD, PAPYRUS HAS A KNIFE!”

          “SHOCKING.”

          Sans glared down the hallway.

          Alright…

“ALPHYSSS, PAPYRUS HAS A KNIFE!”

          “SWING WITH RESPONSIBILITY PAPYRUS,” replied the young girl from another room.

          “SERIOUSLY ALPHYS? DOES NO ONE CARE THAT THIS BABY HAS A KNIFE? HE’S USING IT TO KILL PUPPIES!”

          “Nyeh? What chu talkin’ bout’ Snas? I not make dat Puppydough.”

          “you already admitted that you made it papyrus!”

          “No I didn’t! Is made by puppies…like the spidie doughnuts. Dat’s where I gots da’ idea! Is made by puppies, OF puppies…”

          “it’s gross!”

          Not that I believe you.

          “IT HELPS DA’ ECONOMY! You know how diffi-cult it be to be a baby in Snowdin?”

          “you’re not SUPPOSED to be in snowdin-”

          “The snow be deep as hell big Buther, and the doody dogs leave their doodies erywhere. They gets covered by the snow and then cute babies such as myselves steps in them.” Papyrus lifted up his foot. “Today I’s wearing the baby booties cause’ I go shopping wit Daddy. No shirt, no shoe, no service Snas; but OTHER times I’s in my onesie and I get the brown feets-”

          “then wear boots all the time or don’t go out. killing these dogs is not the answer baby bro, It’s wrong.”

          “But it IS the answer Snas! Dis not the only bad thing they do! Sometimes they pick up the baby.”

          “…what?”

          “They bite down on baby’s skull and they picks me up! They picks me up and they run around and I’s like, ‘PUT ME DOWN DOODY DOG! I’S TRYING TO GET TO DIRT-BUTT!’ and they’re all like, ‘WOOF!’ and I’s like, ‘YOU STUPID DOG!’ and they’re like, ‘WOOF!’ and I go ‘IMMA KILL YOOOOOU!”

“…”

“…There dis one dog dat be useful dough. You remember Long-Neck? He carry the baby waaaay up high; the big peoples be using him to get crystals from the ceiling.”

          “wait, magic crystals? Are you talking about magic crystals?”

          That wasn’t good. As desperate as the Underground currently was for power, Sans didn’t want the false stars on the mountain’s ceiling to disappear. It made him sad to think of all the wishes people had made on them over the years being turned to powder along with them.

          All of HIS wishes…

“Yep! Is got me thinkin’ too…I could use a high dog like dis to get to the sparklies you wants. I could do that Snas. If dat stink ceiling weren’t in the way, I could reach those sparklies and maybe even visit the moon…”

“my wishes…”

“…?” Papyrus looked up at his brother in confusion and then smiled, realizing what he meant. “Don’t worry big Buther. I got chu. I tell the peoples collecting that if they don’t weave the fake sparklies in Waterfall alone, THEY gonna be my ice cream. Yo’ wishes be safe like the womb.”

“uh…thanks.”

I think.

          His baby-isims are so creepy sometimes…

          …

          I wonder though…

          “hey bro, do you have any wishes?”

          “Nyeh? Wishes? Nyeh heh hee hee hee! What I gonna wish for? I’s just a baby! A baby lacks petty big people ambitions and obsessions. All we needs is some toys, love, a cwib, and lossa nutrients.”

          “c’mon pap, there’s gotta be something that you really really want and can’t get on your own. everyone’s gotta wish like that, I know you’re no different.”

          “No different hm? Kay’ then, I wish you’d stop asking me so many personal kestions.”

          “personal questions?”

          “Mm.” Papyrus nodded. “I wish you’d stop asking me personal kestions and stop playing with sharp objects.” And with that, the infant crawled out of the room, all the while making a mental note not to pull weapons out in front of his silly brother again.

Sorry about the wait...and the short fic; like I said on AO3 (and not on tumbler like I should have) I’ve decided to focus more on Fonttale 3 since every time I make these it takes a month and then I wind up with no time for the main fic. So far with this method I’ve managed to finish another chapter and a half, so things are going well.

As compensation for taking so long, here is a special tip (though hardcore Undertale fans may already know about it), messing with the SAVE file like you would to find Gaster in the main game will also allow you to find Papyrus’s Puppydough...and if you screw up the Horror Font has a few things to say unlike everyone else who simply says “Error”

Papyrus’s Fight Error: THIS IS AN ERROR MESSAGE. REALLY!!!

Papyrus’s Puzzle Error: Error, Pepibs. (probably a rendition of bepis, an inside joke Toby inserted into Undertale usually meant only for hackers to see...though they too might never guess it’s a synonym of “penis.” Toby uses it in place of curse words sometimes. Basically, Papyrus is saying “Error, fuck.” in a quiet voice which I personally find hilarious as it completely breaks character).

Papyrus’s Troll (remember the good ol’ days when Undyne was looking to murder you and Papyrus took it upon himself to work together with Flowey to screw you over? Back when he’d call you and ask you what you were wearing and then no matter WHAT you said, WHAT you changed into afterwards, or HOW many times you reset, he’d ALWAYS “accidentally” give her the right info? Pissed you off too didn’t it? Well guess what? There is in fact a way to give them BOTH the finger. If you recall, Undyne isn’t a fan of Temmie Village, she even tells you where it is so you can avoid it. That being said, she doesn’t know shit about Temmie armor including what it looks like. You know where I’m going with this right? Hack your file and pop that shit on before you get that call to effectively piss off Team Cute Truth and get this message):

 HELLO! THIS IS PAPYRUS!!!                                                                        HOW DID I GET THIS NUMBER...?                                                                  IT WAS EASY!!!                                                                                                    I JUST DIALED EVERY NUMBER SEQUENTIALLY UNTIL I GOT YOURS!!!    NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!                                                                                SO...WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?                                                        I’M...ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

Yes        No

(Picked yes)

SO YOU ARE WEARING A BEPIS....                                                             GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!                                                                               HAVE A NICE DAY!

Obviously this immature call was Flowey’s idea, which is understandable since he’s a child AND the one doing all the legwork just to tell Papyrus you’re wearing something Undyne will never recognize. Nothing like revenge colder and more disgusting than the spaghetti your “friend” left outside in Snowdin, am I right?

Papyrus’s Toolshed (If you get into Papyrus's toolshed by manipulating save data, reading the note will result in this message): WHAT!? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.

Mortal Enemy Request ( As this comes right after Napstablook's friend request in Hotland, it may have happened as a result of rejecting the request. In the final game, the friend request rejects itself regardless of your choice and don’t worry, the request isn’t from Papyrus, lol):

METTATON has sent you a Mortal Enemy request. Congratulations! You are now Mortal Enemies with Mettaton. COOLSKELETON95 has posted a comment on this change. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO! WISH YOU A LONG AND HORRIBLE RIVALRY. You rejected the request. METTATON has sent you an invitation to "Die." RSVP? Respond Ignore

Another small apologetic gift you may find interesting... You remember the guy from room 272 right? The inaccessible room?  It’s also known as room_water_redacted if you don’t recognize the name. When you get closer to this guy he fades, and, when spoken to, says "* [redacted]" in Wingdings. This NPC represents one of two theorized sprites for Gaster and you can see why...it looks like his face has melted off though his body looks fine. "Premonition" plays in this room too by the way. If you leave through the south exit, you enter the sound test room, room 270. One of the four playable songs in this room IS "Gaster's Theme" and when the protagonist attempts to exit the room, the game crashes (big surprise). If the protagonist chooses to play "Gaster's Theme," they can select no other song.

Why am I mentioning this?

Well, among the lines for the garbage dump and Napstablook's house, there are a few lines implying there was a horse stable somewhere in Waterfall and that’s not all, look at the message.

* (It's a horse stable.)

* (Do you want to go&  inside?)        

Yes         No  

* (You jostle the door.)

* (It's locked.)

* (Suddenly, from inside the [redacted], you hear a

Interestingly, we're hearing a noise from inside what is supposedly the horse stable, but for some reason, whatever it was is replaced with "[redacted]", and whatever it is that we hear at the end is just outright removed (I’d say that it’s weird that the stable ITSELF was removed, but with no disrespect to Toby mind you, it looks so bad when it appears in-game you’d half-expect the video about it to be trolling). This dialogue seems to be triggered by a trash can that appears in Napstablook's courtyard for some reason. Inspecting it if flag 92 (one of the unused ones) is less than 3 will cause the same figure from room 272 to appear inside the stable, and say “*x”

In Wingdings.

To be frank and funny, it’s possible Gaster somehow got himself locked in a horse stable and ended up cursing when we showed up holding the key to his escape. Granted, “*X” isn’t a curse word, but if you recall, Toby doesn’t curse in his games and Gaster, like Papyrus, doesn’t put an * next to his sentences, which is something even Alphys did in her notes found in the True Lab. It’s a looong stretch seeing as it’s only two symbols, but I still like to think he’s keyboard mashing the word “shit.” XD

I hope this made up for the lost time and the time I’ll be taking to focus on Fonttale 3. Damn, I started this post at 12:00 something and now it’s 2:48 pm...see this? This is that bullshit I’m talking about.

Can’t shut the fuck up when I write...

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Boys’ Night | Borusara, Mitsucho Fic~

Did this right away reading my other one. Kay, so this one realllyyyy is interesting.Kinda long, and my hands are actually tired? Idk why. It’s prolly because i got distracted too and started to draw meanwhile. Please note: My ask and follow me and allllll that gUcCi stuff :) This part focused more on the guys night, last time it was focusing on the girls night. Next part will focus on Sarada, and after that IDK. I hope you guys liked it! 

This is part II of Nights Out.

Part I, III, IIII.

Genre: Angst/Fluff

Rating: T+

Word count: 2,815

Character count: 15,769

“Leave me alone, Boruto” her eyes showed aggression. Even though she was sad earlier, the thought of the girls seeing them right now.

“Not until you say what happened” his blue eyes shining, showing the color of the ocean mixed with the sky. Sarada didn’t dare to look at them. She just stayed looking infront. 

“Are you going to look at me, damn it? Show me that face of yours... I hate it when you don’t look at me” his empty hand gripped. 

“Leave.”

“Me.”

“Alone.”

Boruto felt slightly offended. “Rude much? I honestly thought future Hokages are supposed to be more kind”, he later then sighed.

Sarada wanted to put him under a genjutsu, low-key. For she can erase everything she said to him. All she wanted to do is disappear.

She slowly turned back, and in a flash she turned her back facing Boruto with her Sharingan on. Boruto got caught in it. But right after, ChouChou appeared and she knocked out Sarada, releasing boruto. He still was grabbed on to her hand. ChouChou used her skinny mode, it makes her appear in a flash. Sarada’s genjutsu uses a bunch of chakra anyways. Sarada collapsed, her glasses fell to the ground. Boruto catched her, luckily. In his arms, he stared into her closed eyes, her hair dark as midnight and that onyx-black jet hair. he knew he was under a genjutsu. he felt bad, because the girl he trusts would even think about trying that. If he was in his guard-battle stage mode, he would’ve countered it. 

“Sarada..” he whispered. he brushed her hair aside, and picked up her glasses while carrying her. He knew her parents weren’t home, Sakura was on a mission traveling for her medical things, and Sasuke was out being the Hokage of the shadows.

“So, how’d this happen? All we did was chase after her, because we felt bad. Then, Sumire sensed her chakra.” ChouChou had that,’I know you did something face’ on. 

“You tell me. All I did was grab her hand. She then was in hella mood, I knew she was upset though.” 

“Oh.. yeah. Don’t do that next time...” ChouChou and the rest were scratching their heads, totally not lying or anything...y’know? “Okaygottago,cyayoutakegoodcareofherboruto!” Namida and the rest went in a flash.

“Huh?..”

Boruto later shrugged it off. He put her as if she was riding a piggyback off of him. The blonde kept on thinking, why would she do something like that? ChouChou wouldn’t even want to explain. Not even class rep, Sumire Kakei. Shikadai passed by, and followed them. Boruto was heading to his house. Shikadai knew something was up. Once he reached the door, Shikadai stepped infront of them. “Woah there, I think you need her consent first?” Shikadai said, with a kunai on Boruto’s neck. See, Shikadai loved Sarada as a sister, because he didn’t have any siblings. Him and Sarada would be really close, even if Boruto and him are close too, he wouldn’t dare someone lay a hand on her. Boruto was his type of brother too, but Sarada’s more scarier so if he would Boruto’s their brother also, it would just be weird. because see, Shikadai and Sarada don’t have any siblings. Boruto has Himawari, he’s okay. But sometimes, there’s just darkness y’know? Boruto took a step back and grinned. “This isn’t what you think it is, ‘ttebasa...” “We’re just going to continue the Uchiha clan.” Boruto was dying inside of laughter. Shikadai’s eyes widened. “What the fu-”, Boruto interrupted him and said,”Just kidding, jeesh. She put genjutsu on me and got all angst. She was upset, I guess. Her parents aren’t home, and I wouldn’t even dare.” Shikadai sighed and grinned,”You do know everyone likes her in this village except for us two, maybe Mitsuki, and probably Inojin?” “Usually when she tried things like this, it’s because she’s furious. Did ChouChou say something?” The blonde shrugged,”I don’t know. She ran off.” “That Chubbs.” Boruto opened the door and went upstairs with Sarada. Shikadai ran off, and closed the door when he left. “Guess it’s just you and me..” 

“You and me..” that felt weird to say for Boruto. He usually had Mitsuki by his side with Sarada or when he was alone. But Mitsuki was off to the library, studying about medical stuff. After all, his master is Sakura. When she comes back, she will teach him her ways on how to provide for his team. 

He laid Sarada on his bed, and put the blankets on top of her. He felt her head to see if she had a fever, but at that time...she woke up to see Boruto touching her face and in his bed. She closed her eyes immediately for she doesn’t see her. She was boiling, and Boruto felt it all, thinking she had a bad fever. 

Sarada then fainted, she never was this close to someone, except for her mother and father. Her mother only felt her head when she was sick. “Woah, that’s hot..” Boruto blinked twice once he said that. Oh god.. I didnt mean that in a cute-hot way.. Am I talking to myself? The blonde sighed, he closed his luxurious blue eyes. 

His phone was buzzing with a tone,

Team 7 forever!

Mitsuki, Sarada, and his voice were saying that. It had background music and kept on looping until he answered. 

“Hello?”

“Hey, Boruto. Let’s have a manly guys night out? Just me, you, Shikadai, Mitsuki, Denki, Iwabe, and Metal. We’ve all have comfirmed that we’re going.” 

It was Inojin on the phone, the other blonde. Sarada would compare their eyes. And always fidget with their hair. Blonde was one of her favorite hair colors. 

Boruto looked at Sarada, and looked at his phone. It wouldn’t hurt to leave her resting here, right?

“Uh...Sure, I guess.” He hesitated to say those words, but he can’t stay here and let his other friends down. He knew Sarada could take care of herself, but he’d promise that he’d come back before she wakes up.

“Kay. We’ll see you there, hehehe!” 

Inojin hung up. Boruto was left on staring at his phone. he stared at Sarada for a while. He laid down next to her, hugging her. After 5 minutes, he knew he needed to start changing. So he stood up, and put a shirt over her face just in case she woke up to him shirtless getting the wrong idea. He changed into his long-sleeved jacket. He then took off the shirt on Sarada’s face and placed it on his desk. He pat her head and closed the door. He got outside of his house and started walking to Kaminari Burger. The sun in-front of him, with a slight breeze gave him the chills. Mitsuki encountered him and walked next to him.

“Hey Boruto. How’s it going?” Mitsuki smiled, unaware of Boruto’s situation.

“It’s... uh a whatever day..’ttebasa.” The blonde scratched his head and smiled.

Mitsuki’s face expression changed. He had that “was it Sarada again” face.

“Tell me with the boys..” Mitsuki said.

“Uh...” 

Boruto screwed up on this one. After their little walk, they finally made it to Kaminari Burger. Mitsuki encountered ChouChou sitting alone, Shikadai and Inojin haven’t came yet.. Iwabe and Denki were ordering just now.. So Mitsuki gave an expression to Boruto symbolizing that he’d talk to her.

“Oh, ChouChou.” That’s all Boruto heard and Mitsuki drifted away. he sat next to her. Boruto came closer sitting in the booth behind them. “Mitsuki! How are you?” ChouChou said with some happiness. “Nevermind about me, why are you all alone? Is Sarada~san not here to gossip?” Boruto gripped his fist. “Oh..Sarada...haha..She’s with her family!” “...On a mission!” ChouChou added. Boruto wanted to ask her what happened, but he knew she’d avoid it. And ChouChou didn’t even realize that her family was out of town? Of what’s going on? The blonde had too many questions. He stood up, her eyes widening to see Boruto about to approuch her, so she stole a kiss from Mitsuki. Mitsuki, unaware of what’s going on. Was grinning in the kiss. Boruto’s mouth opened wide. Mitsuki!!! he never told Boruto that he’d like ChouChou!!!! Oh, Mitsuki is gonna get it for not spilling the tea for not telling him. Boruto sat down quickly behind their booth. 

“Hmm?” Mitsuki eyed ChouChou.

“What was that for?” Mitsuki grinned then stared at ChouChou.

ChouChou was tinted a bit red.

“..”

“Uh...”

“Because! Because I like you and you obviously like me!~” ChouChou pointed at Mitsuki.

“Hmm.. I never remembered that, but okay.... Girlfriend.” Mitsuki threw a wink at ChouChou and she blushed. He stretched his arms out to pull ChouChou to his side. ChouChou got flustered and blushed.

“Disgusting..” Boruto whispered to himself.

Shikadai and Inojin finally appear, looking at Boruto at the door. Iwabe and Denki finally finish, and ChouChou leaves. Shikadai was eyeing ChouChou when she left, passing by him, but she didn’t notice. 

“Boruto!” Denki shouted out, he didn’t even notice he was there. Mitsuki stood up too, heading his way to the booth behind him with the blonde.

“So, Boruto. You were saying?” Mitsuki furrowed his eyebrows at him while about to take a seat.

“Oh! Uh, it’s because I got sick. And Sarada was on a mission. The hospital is packed, too.” 

Mitsuki eyed him,”You do know I’m a pupil of Sarada’s mom. The HEAD of the Konoha Hospital.”

Boruto later added,”Oh, but I got better. Don’t worry.”

“Uh huh...”

Shikadai knew what was going on between Boruto. he interrupted and spoke in between of them.  “I..I knew what was going on.”

Boruto’s eyes widened, and Iwabe and Denki just sat in another table to avoid drama.

“He was sick, if it weren’t for my mom he would’ve been in bed right now. My mom made some cookies and medicine for him.”

“I suppose, Shikadai never usually lies. Okay, I believe you.” Mitsuki gave a thoughtful smile to both of them.

Iwabe and Denki came back again, in the silence all you can hear was the voices of others in Kaminari Burger.

Denki broke the silence and added,”So..you guys wanna go to the arcade?”

Shikadai and Inojin nodded and Boruto agreed then later commented,”Do we look like we’re all smart?”

Iwabe said, looking in the corner of his eye,”No..” “Shut it Iwabe!” Boruto countered and pointing to the Earth-style user. Iwabe was boiling.

“What was that? Remember who’s more older than you!” Iwabe declared and gripped his fist, facing it to the blonde.

“Oh, sorry Granny!” Boruto grinned and ran out.

Iwabe later chased after him, the door got slammed on his way out. The rest sighed, and followed them out. Shikadai left the money for Iwabe and Denki’s order.

“What a drag...”

Boruto and Iwabe suddenly forgot about it and walked with him, and the rest also together with them. They finally made it to the arcade. 

“Well, we’re here~” Mitsuki said with a smile facing to everyone.

It was dark already, the arcade’s decorated lights were flashing, like a retro Christmas day. The lights were all reflected by their faces, Denki was about to shed a tear.  “Well? Go wild” Inojin laughed after that, all the boys ran in like a stampede. Shikadai was the only one walking in with Inojin. “This will hurt someones credit card...” Shikadai threw a wink in there for Inojin. “What? I’m not using mine. I’m using my dad’s! He helps the Hokage with investigations, after all he was in his team once. Mom will talk all about this to Sarada’s mom again that I busted her card. I’m not going through Sarada making fun of me” Inojin had a scared expression on his face. He remmebers what she did to him. She’d use the excuse of ‘you use your mom’s credit card alot, right? Might as well buy me tea with dango to not let it to waste.’ Scary... They both entered, and took a seat for a booth. They ordered pizza, cola, and cake. Boruto and the others digged in. “Thank you for the food!” Boruto smiled, with his food stuffed.

“Don’t talk with your mouth full.” 

That popped up in his head. It sounded like Sarada. That cold-hearted girl.  His eyes widened and looked around. No one else noticed it. But what they did notice was Boruto acting all crazy.

...

He forgot to visit her.

He swallowed all of the junk food he has in his mouth in one gulp to say that he has to go.Everyone questioned why he was in a rush, but they nodded. “Good luck!” Shikadai screamed out the door with a grin. Boruto gave a thumbs up behind him unaware to make out the words that Shikadai shouted across the room.

Once he ran across Konoha, he made it through in about 2 minutes. He went and opened the door in a flash. He rushed upstairs, and opened his door. He expected Sarada to be asleep still... but who knows.

He opened the door, hearing the sounds and creaking.

“Sarada?..” 

He found her sitting down, with a photo frame of him. 

“Why am I here?” 

Boruto’s eyes widened, he activated his Jougan to see if something was up. he didn’t see anything unusual. 

“Who..Who are you?” Sarada pointed at him in a curious-lovey dovey manner. 

“Huh? What do you mean who am I? I was your damn friend since we knew how to walk ‘ttebasa!” Boruto was getting stressed... He didn’t want her to have a memory loss out of all this sudden. Sarada blushed, she didn’t have her glasses but surprisingly she could see? Is she high? Is it her fever? Boruto was stressed and kept on walking back and fourth he stopped and stood by his desktop. Wondering what happened to her. 

“Boruto.. right? That’s your name..” Sarada was blushing and looking away. She was avoiding eye contact? 

He nodded awkwardly, his eyes having them wide opened, a drop of sweat fell. The blonde was worried, unaware of anything.

“Boruto~ Such.. a cute name~ Those eyes of yours are something, something hot, too. Especially your whiskers~” she finally looked at him at the eye. She walked closer and closer every compliment. Boruto was sweating, and worried. Shikadai would actually murder him. She leaned in close enough Boruto was pinned by his desk with the computer and her. She fidgeted with his blonde hair and whiskers.

“Sarada. You’re on drugs..” Boruto hesitated on saying that because he didn’t want to believe it. 

“Nooo!~ I just woke up in here. How’d I get drugs from, you mochi sweetener!~ Even if I were on drugs, I wouldn’t want to mess up my vision, all I’d see is rainbows. I just want to see you! Especially your eyes, so cute...” Sarada said, she got her hand and placed it on his cheek. He blushed, looking away. His hair was covering his eyes, he looked like a blank flustered face. He knew she was right, where would she get drugs from?

“C’mon, Boruto.. Let’s just kiss, right? We all know that’s what you want...” Sarada winked and got closer to him slowly. Boruto kept on going as back as he could, but he hit himself on his desktop. “Trying to run away...? I feel sad.. But that makes you even more irresistable!~” She got even more closer where her torso would be touching his. She touched noses with him at first, and then got even more closer to touch their lips. For Boruto...Sarada tasted like a dream. All he would ever want in his first kiss. For Sarada, Boruto tasted like soda.. Sarada loved soda when she was in the mood. And, too bad for Boruto she was. She kept on hugging him, into her warm and soft arms. Tighter and tighter every single second. Her soft lips also had a taste of cherry of her chapstick. Boruto had soft lips, they were sweet. Sarada stopped hugging him and put her arms around his neck, making them to lock and Boruto couldn’t move, if he were..Sarada would just move in closer. Sarada put some tongue in his mouth. Boruto choked for a bit because he was unprepared for that.. But Sarada just slid it off, not caring. Boruto had no choice but to return the favor, because he actually loved Sarada. He wouldn’t want to break her heart, he would always touch her in lover ways. And make her blush furiously, it was cute to him. She pulled away, after 5 minutes. “See? I knew you’d like it.” Sarada winked at him, and touched his nose. Boruto blushed. “You’d forget this anyway..” Boruto said, and later looked away. “Don’t say that! I’m Sarada. Sarada remembers everything, right?” she said. Boruto’s eyes widened. After, the girl from the Uchiha collapses, Boruto’s eyes twitched and catched her. She’s asleep, again...

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Captain Lupa Tempest’s Backstory, Writen by Captain Lupa Tempest.

Hey, Sup. Captain Lupa Tempest here to explain my super strange and complex backstory. I’ll start from the very beginning, long before I even existed. In some other galaxy, long before humans of earth developed warp speed, humans lived and traveled by warp and were in a war that stretched throughout their entire galaxy. Some, more power hungry than others. This is where the bad guys come in. Humans needed a super weapon. So, they built one. But, it was different compared to what most would think a super weapon would be. This weapon was alive. And she had a mind of her own. They named her kind ‘Furrics’ because they were uncreative and had no love for her. She had never been born; she had been genetically created. Many creatures’ DNA was combined to make her. She had the body of a large wolf, wings of a dragon, strength like that of ten tigers, speed much, much faster than a cheetah. She needed no air to breath. She could run as fast as sound and fly faster than light. Her blood was a combination of fire and lightning, her mind, soul, and personality like that of a human. Her fur was as black as the country night sky and her eyes like glowing emeralds. She was smarter than any of mankind. She breathed flames as hot as liquid metal, she shot lightning from her mouth like blades of pure power. And within her was the most power anyone had ever known, enough to destroy the largest sun. She was could spread her powers too, giving them to anyone she wanted. She was known as the Tempest. But she escaped from the power hungry men and fought against them in the war. She gave several of her friends powers and commanded several fleets. Then love got in the way, and she had an egg. The bad guys were winning. She had to do something to let her friends escape. But she was too late. Her friends did escape, but they had to leave her behind. Her egg was carried safely away by her best friend. She was caught, and beaten to exhaustion. Then, the bad guys put her in the weapon to drain her power and destroy the galaxy. The only way her friends would have a fleeting chance would be if she sacrificed herself to save the whole galaxy. Which is exactly what she did. Her friends escaped unscathed, and flew all the way from that galaxy to this one. They found a nice habitable planet and settled down there. Soon, a purple nebula encased their solar system, blocking them off from the rest of the galaxy. They trusted no human. Nor any humanoid. Ever few generations or so, a furric would hatch with the same characteristics as the Tempest herself. They did not have the power, but their eyes were like emeralds and their fur was like night. They were always female and they always had a higher speed and power stat. I am one of the Tempest’s direct descendants. But... I was a little weird. My mother was Commander of a Federation starship that had crash landed on the planet of Dialgum IIII. My father was a furric prince. Both of them were killed by orders of the furric queen: Queen Melvia. She had declared that any furric blood that was corrupted must be gotten rid of. The ones with umpire blood were called half-breeds. I am a half-breed. Well, actually I’m worse than a half-breed. I’m three things mixed together: human, Vulcan, and furric. So I was banished from the nebula, damned to die out on a rogue planet not far from the outside. That’s where the Enterprise found me. Not the Enterprise is Captain of now, No. The Enterprise that found me was NCC-1701, it’s Captain: James Tiberius Kirk. Ok, so you get that part. Blah blah, character development. Then, the furrics found me again. Melvia sent her second in command after me; a nasty furric half-breed named Bloodshed. He would do anything to kill me. So I was sent back in time as an escape. According to history books, this time period was pretty bad. I’ve survived just fine so far, no problem. But... Bloodshed will figure it out eventually. And when that time comes, he’ll do anything to put an end to me. -Captain Lupa Tempest

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Seungkwan eating out his gf?

Hi guys, I hope you enjoy this. I tried so hard to make this the best. We will try to post at least once a day. Feel free to ask anything we are open to writing everything! If you have any questions about the admins feel free to ask as well. Thank you.

Seungkwan and you were hardly ever sexual but when it happens it’s always amazing and worth the wait. Just the thought of his tongue exploring your body gets you wet. Makes your body crave his touch. Just thinking about the last time you both got intimate makes your body tingle. You sit at your desk trying to concentrate on the assignment you have due but the thought of Seungkwan tongue leaves you restless.

You pick up your phone and think about what to text your boyfriend to get him to come over. He knows you’ve got an assignment to do and he doesn’t want to be a distraction but he’s the only thing you want right now. You finally decide what to say, you text him saying “I miss you can you come over later?”  You get a response almost instantly saying “haven’t you got an assignment to do?” You expected this reply so you quickly figure out a response that will make him come over. You decide to be a little devious and say “I’m trying to but I’m getting sick.” You get a response again  “I’ll be there soon with food, take care baby.” A smirk grows on your face as you know your plan has worked.

You realise that he’s going to be here soon so you quickly run around tidying up your apartment. After your apartment looks cleanish, you hop in the shower cleaning yourself to make sure you look good when Seungkwan comes over. You hear the door open and quickly rush out with only a towel wrapped around yor body. You hear Seungkwan say Y/N and respond saying “I’m in my bedroom come in.” You hear your bedroom door open and greet Seungkwan with a kiss. You notice his cheeks starting to blush and pull away.

He looks your body wrapped tightly in a towel with water droplets left on your shoulders and chest. Just from looking at your body you can see his manhood growing in his pants. He nervously tried to cover himself but you move his hands away and cup his manhood rubbing it softly over the material. A moan leaves his lips but then he promptly asks “is this the reason you wanted me to come over?” You reply softly while rubbing harder saying “I knew you couldn’t come over unless there was a good reason.” He pulls you in for a kiss, carrying you slowly towards the bed.

Once you feel the bed at the back of your knees you turn around and push Seungkwan onto the bed roughly. You let your towel drop to the floor and climb on top of him. You watch how he looks all over your body while you climb on top of him. You begin to lean down to kiss him but he flips you over. He pushes your hands down as he begins to kiss you hungrily. Not being able to hold him drives you crazy. You break away from the kiss and say “let go of my hands I want to be able to touch you everywhere.” He responds with a smirk saying “you wanted me to come over, you wanted this so now it’s going the way I want it.” His answer leaves you speechless but you can feel yourself getting wetter by the second.

He slowly makes his way down to your neck, kissing and sucking on all of your weak spots. Hungry moans escape your lips as you feel yourself craving him more and more. Once he gets to your chest he bites your boob which releases a loud moan from your lips. He looks up at your face with a pleased look. He keeps playing with your boobs. Licking, sucking and biting until you’re begging him to move closer to your wetness. When he finally reaches your clit, he gives you a slow lick which send butterflies to your stomach. But after that he moves down and begins to kiss your thighs which leaves you annoyed but still feels so good.

You start begging him to bring his tongue back to your cilt. You beg him saying “baby please give me what I want, I need you.” Hearing about how bad you wanted him boosts his confidence as he’s smirking but doing exactly what you begged of him. He begins to slowly tease your clit with only the tip of his tongue. His gentle movements drive you crazy as the only thing you need right now is his tongue pumping in and out of you. He increases the speed and he’s licking your folds fast and rough causing you to grip the sheets tightly as you try to hold in your moans.

He begins to lick your entrance only teasing you until you beg him to put himself inside. You needed him. You wanted him. You begged as soon as you felt the first lick at your entrance. “Seungkwan iiii neeeeedd youuuu pleaseeee dooo it” you struggle to even make out that sentence as he’s still licking your folds. Your words was all he needed to begin pumping into you. He starts off slow exploring as he goes but as soon as he hears you say “immm soooo closeeee” he starts pumping so hard into your while massaging your boobs with his hands. He’s pinching and rubbing them which intensifies the feeling you’re having.

You finally cum right on his tongue. He licks up all your juices saying “how is it possible for you to taste better than the last?”  He loves the taste of you. He lies on the bed next to you. He kisses your nose before whispering in your eye “how about you show me how thankful you are for that orgasm.”  You kiss him hungrily while rubbing his manhood.

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001: Vorkosigan Saga. 002: Charles Gunn/Wesley Wyndam-Pryce.

OH MAN THIS GOT LONG

Vorkosigan Saga:

Favorite character: Hmmm, tough one. No, just kidding, everyone who’s ever met me knows Bel’s my favourite, hands down, no contest.

Least Favorite character: I mean, there are a lot of baddies to pick from. Ryoval, Ser Galen and Bruce Van Atta all rate highly.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): This one actually is tricky, since I really really like a lot of the canon relationship dynamics. Byerly and Ivan definitely, Aral and Cordelia (and Oliver Jole, though it’s Aral and Cordelia’s dynamic that I’m particularly fond of), Ethan and Terrence, Simon and Alys, and I think Miles and Bel. (Honourable mentions go to Bel and Nicol, Ivan and Tej, and Elli and Elena, which is a pairing I’d not actually really considered until I got desperate for Vorkosigan fic and ran the Russian works on AO3 through Google Translate and found some really interesting fic.)

Character I find most attractive: My mental images of book characters are generally super vague and I’m eh about attractiveness anyway, but thinking about it I’d probably say Rish, Taura or Dono Vorrutyer.

Character I would marry: I’d be quite happy marrying an awful lot of them, really. Bel, for preference, since I’m practically in actual bona fide love with it.

Character I would be best friends with: I’d like to say Bel, but I don’t think I’m exciting enough. My actual best friends through life have mostly been more like Tej or maybe the younger Kareen, so maybe one of them? Tej and I could definitely bond over language learning. (I would also love to be best friends with Byerly, but again, I don’t think we have the same idea of a good time.)

A random thought: The first thing that springs to mind is my fascination with the fact that Bel and Jole had a fling back in the day. When was this? How (hilariously) would Miles react? I would love for Bel, Nicol, Garnet Five and Corbeau (since he’s the Barrayaran Imperium’s ambassador or attache or whatever to Quaddiespace) to visit Sergyar and pop in on Miles, and have that awkward ‘yes, we’ve met’ conversation when Miles tried to introduce them to each other. Well, awkward for Miles and Jole, at least; Bel and Cordelia would no doubt find it hilarious.

An unpopular opinion: Iiiii don’t really like that more or less everyone ended up paired off to an Appropriately Gendered Spouse, with a bureaucratic position and babies ever after. I mean, that’s an oversimplification and there are exceptions (like Elli, or Ethan and Terrence, though that’s implied rather than explicit and since Athos is men-only it feels a little ‘for lack of alternative Terrence might end up with a guy and if he does it’ll probably be Ethan’) but that’s how it feels to me. I don’t know how unpopular that opinion is, though.

My canon OTP: Aral/Cordelia

Non-canon OTP: Byerly/Ivan (I mean, we’ve essentially had this question already)

Most badass character: I think Taura or Elli, probably? Miles is definitely a contender too, but I suppose because you see him wallowing in self-pity or making it up as he goes or doing extremely silly things pretty often the overall effect is perhaps diminished a little. Though I think overall the sheer amount of obstacles, self-imposed as well as external, that he manages to overcome, might put him at the top of the list.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Leo/Silver, probably. I don’t think it was very ethical for Leo to get involved, at least not at that point - I’m not sure if she was canonically a great deal younger than him or if I’ve just imagined that, but there’s a huge gap in terms of life experience, and I think that given the way Van Atta had exploited her very very recently, Leo should have given her some space and time and the tools to figure out what she wanted before he got involved with her.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Bothari’s portrayal made me pretty uncomfortable at times. Not sure if it was necessarily a screwup because she writes other mental illnesses pretty well, at least as far as my understanding of them goes, but I felt like with Bothari there was a very fine line being tread between a very complex depiction of schizophrenia (specifically traumagenic schizophrenia) & cyclical abuse on the one hand, and the ‘dangerous and barely-human crazy person’ stereotype on the other.

Favourite friendship: So many. In the interests of not just repeating myself from the shipping questions, though, I really like the development of Miles and Ivan’s relationship from not really Getting each other at all in the first book (and Miles in particular being pretty contemptuous of Ivan), to a close (if constantly mutually exasperating) friendship once they’re a little older.

Gunn/Wesley

when or if I started shipping it: Gosh, it’s been absolutely years since I watched Angel and I only watched it the once, so any of these answers may be completely wrong, but honestly I think it was from the first time they argued.

my thoughts: I really liked their 'odd couple’ dynamic - it reminds me a little of a much more extreme version of Eliot and Hardison’s initial impressions of each other, in that they each have a lot of preconceptions about the type of person the other is and about their worth, but pretty quickly get over it and come to respect each other and (shockingly enough) realised that it was actually really useful that they’d had such different experiences and that they worked much better together than separately. I’d have liked more episodes dealing with their very different backgrounds and attitudes in a more casual setting - I don’t remember how often that came up but I don’t feel like it was very often, or at least not often enough for my liking :P I just wish that phase

What makes me happy about them: I guess I’ve just said it. Got a bit carried away there I guess. 

What makes me sad about them: The goddamn unnecessary love triangle! And everything getting fucked up! Why did this happen! I prefer to pretend that storyline, and the Illyria storyline, and the Grimdark Wesley storyline, didn’t happen, because they were silly and unnecessary. Whedon, you didn’t even have to let my kids be happy, but making them miserable because of internal conflict that wasn’t even in-character for them wasn’t even lazy writing, it would have been lazy writing with different characters, but this required effort! To be bad! Why! (Caveat: possibly the Grimdark Wesley storyline isn’t so much objectively bad as I just didn’t like it. I don’t mind him being emo, that’s a-ok, but his behaviour toward Gunn and Fred was straight-up gross, and while I quite liked Wesley dealing with the consequences of his mistakes, I’d have been happier if he’d learned from them instead of getting worse, lol.)

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Iiii actually have never read any fic of this series, I don’t think, so I guess I don’t know. I can imagine some things that would and that I wouldn’t be surprised to see done.

Things I look for in fanfic: Well, nothing, but I guess it would be the dynamic that I liked between them in the Good Times. Preferably a ridiculous shenanigans, some near-death experiences, actually talking about their feelings, and a healthy dose of fluff (or h/c). And Gunn being smart as hell, because he is and arguably is better at applying that in practice than Wesley.

My kinks: I am a pure and innocent soul and I don’t even know what a kink is. (Okay, but leaving out the sexual element, I guess even though I was talking about how much I hate Grimdark Wes, I’d probably be interested in hatesex fic set during that period if it was concerned with working out their frustration and betrayal rather than just uncomplicated angry sex) (Also, I can see Wesley being super into Gunn being smart as fuck generally, and specifically into his Lawyer Talk after he got essentially the entire corpus of law and G&S downloaded into his brain. In my head this is not a very sexy thing, it’s very ‘Ooh Mr Darcy’, Wesley is hopelessly enamoured and Gunn is initially bemused but flattered and very quickly gets tired of Wes swooning every time he says something smart, which is way too often for it not to have lost its effect AND YET. And especially if they’re working for Wolfram & Hart together in this scenario, in which case Gunn uses advanced legal terminology often on account of it being his job, which makes it hugely impractical for Wesley to try and jump his bones every time it happens. He’s probably just into the legal jargon and not the Gilbert and Sullivan because that would be a very weird kink and not one I can imagine being sexy at all, but now that I say it, if someone wrote that fic I would read it just out of morbid curiosity.)

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Fred! As well as each other! Guys, polyamory, it’s a thing! (If it had to be other people, I’d probably go for Gunn with Fred and Wes with either Angel or Spike. Probably not Lilah.)

My happily ever after for them: No one dies and Gunn has high self-esteem and Wesley stops fucking up everything he touches. Nothing bad happens and The Gang never have to deal with apocalypses or implausibly huge conspiracies or anything, they just hang out being supernatural detectives and doing Season 1-2 type stuff forever. Possibly they are in a triad with Fred but this is not necessary.