#puppydough

[ask-the-determined-river]

{ * FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]] } { * BUDDY!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[Transfer]] }

[ * Everything seems so quiet now. ]

[ * Is that a cut on your face, or part of your eye? * The gash weaves down as if you cry. * The pain itself is reason why. ] [ * Suddenly, your body seizes up. * What are you looking at? ] [ * Can you see me...? ] { * Don't Forget }

{ * The LoadedDisk was added to your KEY ITEMS. }

"A....A true mystery man...," River Person whispers and shivers from both the cold and the feeling of fear.

They then hurry out of the room, taking a breather.

They take the Loadedydisc out to look at it hard for a moment, thinking things over before putting it back.

River Person then goes back to their boat and makes their way back to Hotland.

[golden-explosions-main]

[ * There's a sound. An ominous sound that struggles its way through the fire wall. Screeching it's way in the darkness... ] [ * It's a gift basket. There's a note attached. "A gift as an apology. There at least... some perks to being in this... state of being. Things you can never find anywhere else. Things just... left behind." ] [ * Croquet Roll. Heals 15 HP Fried dough traditionally served with a mallet. Rock Candy. Heals 1 HP Here is a recipe to make this at home: 1. Find a rock Pumpkin Rings. Heals 8 HP A small pumpkin cooked like onion rings. Stoic Onion. Heals 5 HP Even eating it raw, the tears just won't come. Ghost Fruit. Heals 16 HP If eaten, it will never pass to the other side. Puppydough Icecream. Heals 28 HP. Made by young pups. ]

The duo receives the gift basket successfully! Frisk: "Oh! Thank you, this is very nice of you! They look very interesting!"

Flowey: "I'm not trying to be rude when I say this, but I have a really weird feeling about these, I have literally never seen anything like them in the Underground, do you mind if I test taste one first to see if they're ok? You can Reset if I get food poisoned or something,"

Frisk: "Um, okay, go ahead, just be careful,"

*Flowey takes a small test of the one that gives him the weirdest vibes, which is the PuppyDough Icecream, he uses the tiny wooden spoon that comes with it.

...

Flowey: "DON'T EAT THE PUPPYDOUGH ICE CREAM!!! DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!!! THROW IT AWAY RIGHT NOW!!!" Frisk: "Oh my gosh, why not?! Is it nasty?" Flowey: "NO!!!! THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!!!"

*Flowey now has something new to talk about with his therapist.

[charaunofficial]

"* "Puppydough Icecream" - Heals 28 HP. * Made by young pups." it exists in your universe's Item Schema. i swear memo mentioned it at some point, along with the stoic onion.

* ...hm.

* I must have missed that.

[dreamerchildunofficial]

anyway......... there's items which exist in your universe's Item Schema but which you probably never ran into in the underground. puppydough icecream, stoic onions, candied rocks... do any of those ring a bell?

* Yeah actually they do!! I only ever got to eat them once though. I'm honestly glad I'll never have to eat a stoic onion again, definitely not worth it, and the rock candy was alright. But the puppydough icecream.

* Not a day goes by where I don't dream about having puppydough icecream again :( It was just the right temperature of cold where it didn't hurt my teeth, and it tasted so good and melted in my mouth perfectly. But I had to eat it so quickly, I couldn't savor it. And now I'm afraid I'll never get to eat it ever again :(

[interuniversalcookingshow]

Welcome to recipe 687 on the inter-universal cooking show! On todays episode we will be making Puppydough Icecream thanks to our sponsorship with Aftertale's Royal gaurd!

For the ingredients, your going to want to first find a young pup, 5 cups of ice, 1 bottle of whip cream, and 5 pieces of dog food.

First, your going to want to pour about 1/5 of the whip cream bottle in each cup of ice, along with 1 piece of dog food. Leave alone with the dog for 3 hours and once you return, voila, Puppydough Icecream!

Wait this... Actually tastes good? Someone get Aftertale on the line, this is the first recipe that actually tastes good!

[undertale-cookbook]

Puppydough

"Edible cookie dough without eggs makes a safe snack without the chance of getting sick. Great when added to a batch of home made nice cream!"

INGREDIENTS:

1/4 cup + 1 tbsp all-purpose flour

2 tbsp butter, softened

2 tbsp packed light brown sugar

1 tbsp white granulated sugar

1/8 tsp salt

2 tbsp whole milk

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

3 tbsp mini chocolate chips

3 tbsp marshmallow fluff

INSTRUCTIONS:

Sprinkle the flour on a small baking tray, smoothing it out into a thin layer. Bake at 350°F for 7-10 minutes so any bacteria on the flour is killed off (raw flour has a very small chance of carrying the e.coli bacteria, but even though the chance is small, it isn't a risk we should be willing to take)

Once the flour is done baking, set it aside and allow it to cool completely. While it cools, use an electric hand mixer to cream the softened butter and both types of sugar together in a medium-sized bowl until light and fluffy

Add the flour to the butter mixture, blending well. In a smaller bowl, mix together the salt, milk, and vanilla extract. Add to your dry ingredients and beat together until smooth

Add mini chocolate chips and stir into your batter, fully incorporating them so they are spread evenly throughout your mix

Finally, fold in the mashmallow fluff so that it forms ribbons in your dough, but is not totally combined. Eat in a bowl as-is or roll out into several small tubes, then cut into small rounds to add to a batch of nice cream

"Puppydough" - Heals 28 HP. "Mmm! Tastes like puppies!"

[specialmindz]

“Sans, take your brother and go to sleep…need to put the croceries away…”

          “uh, pops?”

          Gaster handed Sans a bag of what was left of the groceries, exhausted. There HAD been more, but Papyrus had decided to throw most of them into Hotland’s boiling magma as a “sacrifice” to the “volcanic gods of Mt. Ebott.”

           “NYEH HEE HEE HEE!”

          “Sigh…”

He wasn’t even supposed to leave the lab…

          “dad you’re putting paps in the fridge.”

          “KI-ET SNAS! Dis where he keep da’ milk…”

          “you know babies drink more than-DAD!”

          CA-THUNK!

          “ME HEE HEE! I OUGHT IT SNAS!” cried the baby bones, his voice muffled from inside the fridge. “I OWES IT CAUSE’ DA’ CONTAINER FEEL LIKE A IZARD!”

          SCRITCH, SCRITCH, SCRITCH!

          “CAN YOU HEAR THE IZARD BIG BUTHER?”

          FUMP!

          “HEY!”

          “sorry bro, gotta put these…three bisicles, away. also, don’t scratch on the milk carton, it’s bad for your fingers.”

          “Dis MY milk and I does what I wants with it!”

          “it’s everyone’s milk, not just yours.”

          “NO!” Papyrus spread his little arms and legs out to block Sans from the fridge. “Dis MY milk, go sweep!”

          “i’d love to go to sleep, but first i need to put these away.”

          “Well dat’s very un-for-tun-ate for you big Buther, cause’ I don’t plan on moving out the way. I’ve decided dat dis gonna be my new room. Is close to da’ food AND the milk. Very efficient.”

          “oh yeah? and what about your toys? where are you gonna put all your toys pappy? that’s an awfully small fridge…”

          “Well I’m an awfully small baby, besides...” Papyrus reached down and pulled out a block of cheese.

          “are you kidding me with this?”

          “We both know dis all I need right here.”

          “what about air?” asked Sans, deciding to stuff the bisicles into the freezer. “do you need ai-ewww, papyrus what is that?!” he pointed towards a bowl of…something, not caring whether or not his brother could actually see it. He couldn’t hazard a guess as to what he was looking at, but there were a few clues that told him the baby bones was probably responsible; one of them being that he recognized the bowl as one he’d use for cereal, which meant this thing was DEFINITELY homemade.

          “Daz baby’s food. Not for you. Is like cookie dough, cept’ is not made of cookies.”

          “it’s got meat in it!”

          “Dat’s cause’ is not made of cookies…is made of meat. Meat and milk. Lots of nutrients in there. Lossa proteins and normal teens and calcium and-”

          “stop. stop right there. what do you mean ‘normal teens?”

          “Sometimes is hard to find new puppies.”

“new pup-is this more of your puptart crap?! i asked you not to do that!”

          Those poor dogs…

          “Is not puptarts stink head! Puptarts go in the brave little toaster! Dis Puppydough! Is like cookie dough cept’-”

          “except it’s made of meat, i got it! it’s gross papyrus!”

          “YOU NOT EVEN TRY IT!” shouted the baby bones accusingly. He quickly returned to his smile. “And you’s not GONNA try it…cause’ is mine. My ice cream. Not for you, sad, but true. You can has the Dog Salad...”

          “are you seriously trying to make me jealous of this…?”

          “Try not to get any of yo’ jelly in my noms Snas. I prefer my eats to taste like victory, not your depression-”

          “ALPHYS, PAPYRUS IS BEING AN ASSHOLE!”

          “PAPYRUS IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE.”

          “I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU DAD!”

          “You tell Babybop! You tell Babybop and Daddy and even Dirt-Butt, they all gonna side with the baby! They see mah dough and they probly think, ‘Wowie! Dat baby so talented and smart! Only a genius baby would think of mixing milk and meats! If only I had been nicer to sweet widdle Papyrus, then maybe I could have some of dat Puppydough…”

          “*pfft!* is that how you think that’s gonna go?” Sans chuckled despite his disgust. “iiii think you might end up a bit disappointed then pappy. i personally wouldn’t touch that to throw it away.”

          “You won’t touch it cause’ I told you not to.”

          “heh heh is that right?”

          SHINK!

          “WOOOAHH! where’d you get that?!”

          Papyrus narrowed his eyes at his brother whilst clutching a switchblade in his tiny fist. “Black babies always armed…case whitey wants to rumble. Nyeh? NO! NO DIS MINE! IS MIIIINNNE! MIIIIAAAHHHHH!!! NYEHHHHHHHHAAAA! NYEH-HAAAAAHHHHHH!!”

          “sorry bro, but you’re the LAST person who needs a switchblade-”

          THUMP THUMP THUMP!

          “heeey, now you know better than that-”

          “NYEHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Wailing loudly, Papyrus kicked the inside of the fridge with even more ferocity than before while his brother tried to keep things from tumbling out onto the floor.

          THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP, THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP!

“HEY, WHO’S KICKING THINGS UP THERE?” shouted Gaster angrily.

“HE TAKE MY DOG-OPENERRRR!!! NYEHAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

          “SANS WILL YOU KEEP YOUR BROTHER QUIET? YOU HAVE ONE JOB!”

          “papyrus stop kicking the fridge…also get out of the fridge.”

          “I DON’T LOVE YOU ANYMO-HORRRRRE!!”

          “yeah, sure you don’t.”

          Drama king.

          I can’t wait till he grows out of this.

          …

          …

          God I hope he grows out of this.

          “I JUST WANTS TO EAT HEALTHY SO I DOESN’T GET FAT LIKE YOU-HOOOO! JUST CAUSE’ YOU CAN’T FIND HAPPINESS DOESN’T MEAN YOU GOTS TO TAKE DA’ BABY’S!”

“lemme know when you’re done, kay’? imma go throw this away or something.”

“YOU CUSH MAH DREEEAMSSS!”

Walking towards the elevator, Sans paused only slightly to consider maybe throwing the blade into the lava pits of Hotland, but in the end, he decided against it walking into the Nursery instead. Papyrus didn’t need a knife, he was dangerous enough as is, which could only mean he had taken it from someone else…someone who ALSO didn’t need a weapon, seeing as everyone used magic.

Monsters with weapons are always bad news. Papyrus must have run into a really bad person who planned to use this knife as a surprise attack against someone. That’s all these things are good for down here; fighting dirty.

Asgore really needs to put some kind of fence around the Dump or ban it or something. That’s exactly where dangerous garbage like this is coming from, right there.

But that’s not to say it wasn’t useful to people like Sans.

My ATK is so low, I’m pretty much the only person who needs something like this to protect himself. My bro can’t be there for me ALL the time, and I wouldn’t want him to be. The older he gets, the more responsibilities he’ll have to take on, and eventually I’ll become a burden. He doesn’t mind protecting me now; he’s a baby, he has nothing better to do, but one day…

Sans took a few swings with the knife.

“Nyeh? Snas what chu-no. Nuh-uh. Give me that. That’s not a toy.”

“p-papyrus..?”

Using his wingdings, Papyrus took the opportunity to take the blade out of his surprised sibling’s hand.

“hey i need that!”

“Why? You want to end up a little punk like me?”

“huh?”

“Well I’s very flattered big Buther, but the answer is ‘no.’ Nobody like a copycat ya’ know? Also, how you gonna weave baby crying in da’ fridgergator?! You wants me to catch a cold? You weave the door open too! I could’ve fallen out and broke my widdle head-”

“papyrus-”

“It’d be like Humpy Dumpy.”

“bro-”

“Dead baby. Egg yolk erywhere.”

“would you listen to me?! i need that knife!”

“What for?”

“for protection! i only have 1 atk…”

“You’re not gonna need any protection other than me until you’re eighteen…and given your personality that too is a shot in the dark.”  

          “what does that even mean?!”

          “Means ‘no.”

          “DAD, PAPYRUS HAS A KNIFE!”

          “SHOCKING.”

          Sans glared down the hallway.

          Alright…

“ALPHYSSS, PAPYRUS HAS A KNIFE!”

          “SWING WITH RESPONSIBILITY PAPYRUS,” replied the young girl from another room.

          “SERIOUSLY ALPHYS? DOES NO ONE CARE THAT THIS BABY HAS A KNIFE? HE’S USING IT TO KILL PUPPIES!”

          “Nyeh? What chu talkin’ bout’ Snas? I not make dat Puppydough.”

          “you already admitted that you made it papyrus!”

          “No I didn’t! Is made by puppies…like the spidie doughnuts. Dat’s where I gots da’ idea! Is made by puppies, OF puppies…”

          “it’s gross!”

          Not that I believe you.

          “IT HELPS DA’ ECONOMY! You know how diffi-cult it be to be a baby in Snowdin?”

          “you’re not SUPPOSED to be in snowdin-”

          “The snow be deep as hell big Buther, and the doody dogs leave their doodies erywhere. They gets covered by the snow and then cute babies such as myselves steps in them.” Papyrus lifted up his foot. “Today I’s wearing the baby booties cause’ I go shopping wit Daddy. No shirt, no shoe, no service Snas; but OTHER times I’s in my onesie and I get the brown feets-”

          “then wear boots all the time or don’t go out. killing these dogs is not the answer baby bro, It’s wrong.”

          “But it IS the answer Snas! Dis not the only bad thing they do! Sometimes they pick up the baby.”

          “…what?”

          “They bite down on baby’s skull and they picks me up! They picks me up and they run around and I’s like, ‘PUT ME DOWN DOODY DOG! I’S TRYING TO GET TO DIRT-BUTT!’ and they’re all like, ‘WOOF!’ and I’s like, ‘YOU STUPID DOG!’ and they’re like, ‘WOOF!’ and I go ‘IMMA KILL YOOOOOU!”

“…”

“…There dis one dog dat be useful dough. You remember Long-Neck? He carry the baby waaaay up high; the big peoples be using him to get crystals from the ceiling.”

          “wait, magic crystals? Are you talking about magic crystals?”

          That wasn’t good. As desperate as the Underground currently was for power, Sans didn’t want the false stars on the mountain’s ceiling to disappear. It made him sad to think of all the wishes people had made on them over the years being turned to powder along with them.

          All of HIS wishes…

“Yep! Is got me thinkin’ too…I could use a high dog like dis to get to the sparklies you wants. I could do that Snas. If dat stink ceiling weren’t in the way, I could reach those sparklies and maybe even visit the moon…”

“my wishes…”

“…?” Papyrus looked up at his brother in confusion and then smiled, realizing what he meant. “Don’t worry big Buther. I got chu. I tell the peoples collecting that if they don’t weave the fake sparklies in Waterfall alone, THEY gonna be my ice cream. Yo’ wishes be safe like the womb.”

“uh…thanks.”

I think.

          His baby-isims are so creepy sometimes…

          …

          I wonder though…

          “hey bro, do you have any wishes?”

          “Nyeh? Wishes? Nyeh heh hee hee hee! What I gonna wish for? I’s just a baby! A baby lacks petty big people ambitions and obsessions. All we needs is some toys, love, a cwib, and lossa nutrients.”

          “c’mon pap, there’s gotta be something that you really really want and can’t get on your own. everyone’s gotta wish like that, I know you’re no different.”

          “No different hm? Kay’ then, I wish you’d stop asking me so many personal kestions.”

          “personal questions?”

          “Mm.” Papyrus nodded. “I wish you’d stop asking me personal kestions and stop playing with sharp objects.” And with that, the infant crawled out of the room, all the while making a mental note not to pull weapons out in front of his silly brother again.

Sorry about the wait...and the short fic; like I said on AO3 (and not on tumbler like I should have) I’ve decided to focus more on Fonttale 3 since every time I make these it takes a month and then I wind up with no time for the main fic. So far with this method I’ve managed to finish another chapter and a half, so things are going well.

As compensation for taking so long, here is a special tip (though hardcore Undertale fans may already know about it), messing with the SAVE file like you would to find Gaster in the main game will also allow you to find Papyrus’s Puppydough...and if you screw up the Horror Font has a few things to say unlike everyone else who simply says “Error”

Papyrus’s Fight Error: THIS IS AN ERROR MESSAGE. REALLY!!!

Papyrus’s Puzzle Error: Error, Pepibs. (probably a rendition of bepis, an inside joke Toby inserted into Undertale usually meant only for hackers to see...though they too might never guess it’s a synonym of “penis.” Toby uses it in place of curse words sometimes. Basically, Papyrus is saying “Error, fuck.” in a quiet voice which I personally find hilarious as it completely breaks character).

Papyrus’s Troll (remember the good ol’ days when Undyne was looking to murder you and Papyrus took it upon himself to work together with Flowey to screw you over? Back when he’d call you and ask you what you were wearing and then no matter WHAT you said, WHAT you changed into afterwards, or HOW many times you reset, he’d ALWAYS “accidentally” give her the right info? Pissed you off too didn’t it? Well guess what? There is in fact a way to give them BOTH the finger. If you recall, Undyne isn’t a fan of Temmie Village, she even tells you where it is so you can avoid it. That being said, she doesn’t know shit about Temmie armor including what it looks like. You know where I’m going with this right? Hack your file and pop that shit on before you get that call to effectively piss off Team Cute Truth and get this message):

 HELLO! THIS IS PAPYRUS!!!                                                                        HOW DID I GET THIS NUMBER...?                                                                  IT WAS EASY!!!                                                                                                    I JUST DIALED EVERY NUMBER SEQUENTIALLY UNTIL I GOT YOURS!!!    NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!                                                                                SO...WHAT ARE YOU WEARING...?                                                        I’M...ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

Yes        No

(Picked yes)

SO YOU ARE WEARING A BEPIS....                                                             GOT IT!!! WINK WINK!!!                                                                               HAVE A NICE DAY!

Obviously this immature call was Flowey’s idea, which is understandable since he’s a child AND the one doing all the legwork just to tell Papyrus you’re wearing something Undyne will never recognize. Nothing like revenge colder and more disgusting than the spaghetti your “friend” left outside in Snowdin, am I right?

Papyrus’s Toolshed (If you get into Papyrus's toolshed by manipulating save data, reading the note will result in this message): WHAT!? THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.

Mortal Enemy Request ( As this comes right after Napstablook's friend request in Hotland, it may have happened as a result of rejecting the request. In the final game, the friend request rejects itself regardless of your choice and don’t worry, the request isn’t from Papyrus, lol):

METTATON has sent you a Mortal Enemy request. Congratulations! You are now Mortal Enemies with Mettaton. COOLSKELETON95 has posted a comment on this change. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TWO! WISH YOU A LONG AND HORRIBLE RIVALRY. You rejected the request. METTATON has sent you an invitation to "Die." RSVP? Respond Ignore

Another small apologetic gift you may find interesting... You remember the guy from room 272 right? The inaccessible room?  It’s also known as room_water_redacted if you don’t recognize the name. When you get closer to this guy he fades, and, when spoken to, says "* [redacted]" in Wingdings. This NPC represents one of two theorized sprites for Gaster and you can see why...it looks like his face has melted off though his body looks fine. "Premonition" plays in this room too by the way. If you leave through the south exit, you enter the sound test room, room 270. One of the four playable songs in this room IS "Gaster's Theme" and when the protagonist attempts to exit the room, the game crashes (big surprise). If the protagonist chooses to play "Gaster's Theme," they can select no other song.

Why am I mentioning this?

Well, among the lines for the garbage dump and Napstablook's house, there are a few lines implying there was a horse stable somewhere in Waterfall and that’s not all, look at the message.

* (It's a horse stable.)

* (Do you want to go&  inside?)        

Yes         No  

* (You jostle the door.)

* (It's locked.)

* (Suddenly, from inside the [redacted], you hear a

Interestingly, we're hearing a noise from inside what is supposedly the horse stable, but for some reason, whatever it was is replaced with "[redacted]", and whatever it is that we hear at the end is just outright removed (I’d say that it’s weird that the stable ITSELF was removed, but with no disrespect to Toby mind you, it looks so bad when it appears in-game you’d half-expect the video about it to be trolling). This dialogue seems to be triggered by a trash can that appears in Napstablook's courtyard for some reason. Inspecting it if flag 92 (one of the unused ones) is less than 3 will cause the same figure from room 272 to appear inside the stable, and say “*x”

In Wingdings.

To be frank and funny, it’s possible Gaster somehow got himself locked in a horse stable and ended up cursing when we showed up holding the key to his escape. Granted, “*X” isn’t a curse word, but if you recall, Toby doesn’t curse in his games and Gaster, like Papyrus, doesn’t put an * next to his sentences, which is something even Alphys did in her notes found in the True Lab. It’s a looong stretch seeing as it’s only two symbols, but I still like to think he’s keyboard mashing the word “shit.” XD

I hope this made up for the lost time and the time I’ll be taking to focus on Fonttale 3. Damn, I started this post at 12:00 something and now it’s 2:48 pm...see this? This is that bullshit I’m talking about.

Can’t shut the fuck up when I write...

[memoryheadundefined]

(parent player) BWAHAHAHA yeah thats fair . ok normal question this time . out of all the memories of food eaten and tasted you are, do you have a favorite?

case 46: global.msg[0]= "* " + chr(ord('"'))+"Puppydough Icecream" + chr(ord('"'))+"&* Heals 28 HP^1.&* Made by young pups./%"; break; case 59: global.msg[0]= "* " + chr(ord('"'))+"Rock Candy" + chr(ord('"')) +"- Heals 1 HP&* Here is a recipe to make& this at home:/"; global.msg[1]= "* 1. Find a rock/%"; break;

[yon-shi]

* Croquet Roll - fried dough traditionally served with a mallet. Heals 15 HP.

* Pumpkin Rings - a small pumpkin cooked like onion rings. Heals 8 HP.

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Let's continue! If Frisk are not in a hurry, they really like to explore! So now they are interested literally in everything. And now Frisk found the answer! Or, at least, they think that know it.

And the assortment in Lady Bunny Shop is twice bigger! It's included:

* Cinnamon Bunny

* Bisicle

* Hot Chocolate

* Soda

* Croquet Roll

* Pumpkin Rings

* Nice Cream

* Puppydough Icecream

[greenheartart]

Monster Food Theories (part 2)

(A multi-part essay because I love world-building.) 

In part 1 I discussed the theory that monster food is actually made from physical food that’s been infused with magic, and therefore monster food is limited to what can be farmed in the Underground.

In this next part, I’m going to springboard off that idea and talk about what foods exist in the Underground (and therefore what crops and livestock monsters likely have.)

The very first thing I want to look at is what food canonically exists in the game. I’m going to break this up into two sections...

1) Food We Interact With Directly (Healing items we can pick up and get information on.)

* Monster Candy - Has a distinct, non-licorice flavor.  Heals 10 HP. * Spider Donut - A donut made with Spider Cider in the batter.  Heals 12 HP. * Spider Cider - Made with whole spiders, not just the juice.  Heals 24 HP. * Butterscotch Pie - Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice.  Heals ALL HP. * Snail Pie - Heals some HP.  An acquired taste. Heals one less than max HP. * Nice Cream - Instead of a joke, the wrapper says something nice.  Heals 15 HP. * Bisicle - It’s a two-pronged popsicle, so you can eat it twice.  Heals 11 HP. * Unicicle - It’s a SINGLE-pronged popsicle.  Wait that’s just normal... Heals 11 HP. * Cinnamon Bunny - A cinnamon roll in the shape of a bunny.  Heals 22 HP. * Astronaut Food - For feeding a pet astronaut.  Heals 21 HP. * Crab Apple - An aquatic fruit that resembles a crustacean.  Heals 18 HP. * Sea Tea - Made from glowing marsh water.  Increases SPEED for one battle.  Heals 10 HP. * Abandoned Quiche - A psychologically damaged spinach egg pie.  Heals 34 HP. * Temmie Flakes - It’s just torn up pieces of construction paper.  Heals 2 HP. * Dog Salad - Recovers HP (Hit Poodles.)  Heals 2/10/30/ALL HP. * Instant Noodles - Comes with everything you need for a quick meal!  Heals 4/15/90 HP. * Hot Dog...? - The “meat” is made out of something called a “water sausage.”  Heals 20 HP. * Hot Cat - Like a hot dog, but with little cat ears on the end.  Heals 21 HP. * Junk Food - Food that was probably once thrown away.  Heals 17 HP. * Starfait - A sweet treat made of sparkling stars.  Heals 14 HP. * Glamburger - A hamburger made of edible glitter and sequins.  Heals 27 HP. * Legendary Hero - Sandwich shaped like a sword.  Increases ATTACK when eaten.  Heals 40 HP. * Steak in the Shape of Mettaton’s Face - Huge steak in the shape of Mettaton’s face.  You don’t feel like it’s made of real meat... Heals 60 HP. * Popato Chisps - Regular old popato chisps.  Heals 13 HP. (Note:  I’ve chosen to leave the Hush Puppy off of this list, as its description refers to it as a spell.  I’m also excluding the foods that can only be found by digging around in the game files - Puppydough Ice Cream, Pumpkin Rings, Rock Candy, Croquet Roll, Ghost Fruit, and Stoic Onion.)

 2) Food We Only See, or Hear About Through Character Dialogue (I did my best to be thorough here, but please let me know if I missed any and I’ll add them in!)

* Hamburger  (For sale at Grillby’s) * Fries  (For sale at Grillby’s) * Cheese Fries  (Undyne likes them, for sale at Grillby’s) * Ketchup  (Found at Grillby’s / Sans’ Hot Dog Stand) * Mustard  (Found at Sans’ Hot Dog Stand) * Relish  (Found at Sans’s Hot Dog Stand) * Spaghetti  (Made by Papyrus and Undyne) * Lasagna/Ravioli/various other pastas   (Mentioned by Papyrus) * Brewskis (aka Beer)  (Mentioned in a prank call) * Sugar  (In Undyne’s kitchen) * Soda  (In Undyne’s kitchen / Alphys’ Lab) * Hot Chocolate  (Mentioned by Undyne) * Marshmallows  (Mentioned by Undyne) * Golden Flower Tea  (In Undyne’s kitchen / Offered by Asgore) * Grapes  (Undyne talks about Mettaton eating them) * Pizza  (Undyne and Alphys both talk about ordering some) * Limes  (Undyne mentions eating them whole) * Cucumbers  (Come up when Undyne and Papyrus talk about spa treatments) * Carrots  (Mentioned by Asgore on the tapes in the true lab) * Lollipops  (Papyrus mentions getting them from the lady who runs the inn) * Ice cream  (Mentioned multiple times by multiple characters) * Espresso (Mentioned by Red Bird at Grillby’s) * Cake  (Mettaton specifically breaks the ingredients down into SUGAR, MILK, EGGS during his cooking segment) * Artificial Ingredients and Chemicals  (Also mentioned by Mettaton)

(Note: I’m leaving edamame off the list because while Toriel mentions it, she does it as a joke because she’s after the pun.  It’s possible that monsters have edamame, or it could just be something she’s aware exists in the world in general.)

So! Looking at this list, and cross referencing with recipes to find the most basic necessary ingredients to make everything, I can break things down more neatly into categories of available food:

STARCHES * Wheat  * Potatoes * Barley

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES  * Apples * Grapes * Limes * Tomatoes * Cucumbers * Spinach PROTEIN AND DAIRY * Snails * Water sausages * Eggs * Milk 

HERBS AND SPICES * Cinnamon * Mustard Seed

MISC * Salt * Sugar * Oil  * Coffee * Chocolate * Assorted artificial ingredients and chemicals  * Golden flowers (unique to the Underground?) * Hops (only because of the mention of “brewskis”)

(Note: I’m excluding a few healing items from contributing to this list.  The Astronaut Food’s origin is nebulous - it sounds like it could possibly be human food that fell from the surface and landed in the dump.  Temmie Flakes are construction paper and not actually food, even if they are technically consumable.  Dog Salad is clearly an outlier and should not be counted.)

When broken down to its base components, it’s a pretty small list.  Monsters don’t seem to have a lot to work with.

A lot of their foods revolve around the same few staple ingredients: Flour, eggs, sugar, and milk products.  From that we can take a guess that there are wheat fields somewhere in the Underground.  Likewise, they likely keep chickens as well for eggs (though other birds like ducks might be a possibility too.)  Sugar and milk have more options.  Sugar might come from sugar cane or sugar beets, while milk could come from a variety of animals, but I think goats or sheep are more likely than cows for a variety of reasons (mainly that cows might be too much of a resource drain to support long term.)

Interestingly, we never get any indication that monsters eat animals besides snails.  The information we get on the hot dogs and steak make it clear that they’re not made out of meat (and if the steaks aren’t meat, it feels reasonable that the hamburgers aren’t either.)  This makes sense, since the Underground has limited space and resources and might not be able to support farms dedicated to raising animals for meat, and/or might not be able to meet the demands of a populace that wants to eat meat regularly.  If it’s eaten at all, meat might be a rare treat.  Otherwise, it looks like the monster population could be largely vegetarian.  

With a basic list of crops, we can also make a guess at what sort of alcohols might be available in Grillby’s bar. Monsters have apples, grapes, potatoes, and sugar, so we can guess that in addition to beer (since it gets mentioned specifically), monsters could also have hard cider, wine, brandy, whisky, rum, vodka, and moonshine. 

If we want to be a bit more generous and include possible foods and foods that didn’t quite make it officially into the game, we can add back in edamame, pumpkins, and onions.

And, just for fun and going off of nothing except the environment of the game, it wouldn’t be unreasonable to think monsters might be able to round out their pantries with a few other foods that occur naturally in the caverns.  Mushrooms show up in the damper areas of the game, so it’s not far fetched to think that there might be a few edible varieties available. Likewise, we see streams and marshes in Waterfall that support life.  It’s possible that there are fish, crayfish, or shellfish living in there, or possibly other edible plants besides the water sausage.  

This went a bit longer than I originally planned, so in the next part I’ll talk about what might make monster food inherently different from human food (even without monsters intentionally doing anything to it), and possibly theories about how and why monsters ended up with this specific, limited variety of foods they seem to be working off of.

[torrikor]

Okay, more questions for those good bois. vuv Favorite season? Favorite colors? Favorite magic foods? Does Hunter have any favorite makeup styles? (Smoky eye, winged liner, etc) Does Hickory like working at the crafts store?

it seems the swapfellas are getting a lot of love today! wonderful!!

the favourites in question are as follows!

for seasons, hunter likes autumn, hickory likes spring. hunter’s favourite colour is orange, hickory couldn’t pick a favourite even if his life depended on it please don’t put that kind of pressure on him. for magic-based foods, hunter likes pretty much anything you’d get from grillby’s (secret garbagecan boy... he also makes his own fire whiskey i don’t know if that counts), and hickory likes the puppydough icecream from the snowdin shop, as well as pastries from muffet’s (he also really likes every cereal he’s ever tried)

hunter loves being given free reign with the makeup he does for people, as it lets him use all the colours he’s naturally inclined towards! seriously, the more colourful, the better. he loves bright palettes, and has a knack for picking exactly the right colours to really catch people’s eyes and make it look like a work of pop art. on the flipside, he’s also rather fond of the more sleek and elegant looks when the situation calls for it, and with some practice has mastered the art of liquid eyeliner both on any clients and himself (he was curious and bored, shh)

as for hickory, yes, he very much likes his little craft store job! his manager is understanding enough about his condition, and it’s close enough to where he’s staying that he can walk to work fairly easily. it’s also rather cluttered and, to an extent, cozy - and hicks thrives in those kinds of places. he knows exactly where everything is, despite the apparent lack of organisation, and is quite fond of doodling on his whiteboard whenever he has a free moment.

[numberonephantompizza1]

Literally every item in Undertale

Hey. Here’s a helpful list of items in Undertale. For funsies.

Here’s an example item, so you know how this list is formatted: Item Name Item Description Heals: For consumables only. Tells how much HP the item heals. ATK: For weapons only. Tells how much ATK the item adds. Pattern: For weapons only. Tells the style of attack player uses with weapon. DEF: For armor only. Tells how much DEF the item adds. Type: For miscellaneous only. Tells the item type. Function: For miscellaneous only. Tells what the item does. SOUL: For armor and weapons only. Tells what character the item is associated with. Short: The item’s name in battle. Up to 9 characters. Serious: The item’s name in serious battles (Toriel, Undyne the Undying, Asgore, Asriel Dreemurr, Sans). Up to 9 characters. Obtain: Tells how the item is gotten in-game. Sell: The amount of money the item is normally sold to Shopkeep Temmie for. Negotiate: The amount of money the item Shopkeep Temmie sells for if she REALLY wants it, followed by the amount if the player denies her once.

Consumable Items:

Croquet Roll Fried dough traditionally served with a mallet. Heals: 15 HP Short: CroqtRoll Serious: CroqtRoll Obtain: N/A Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Rock Candy Here is a recipe to make this at home: 1. Find a rock Heals: 1 HP Short: RockCandy Serious: RockCandy Obtain: N/A Sell: 3G Negotiate: 4G, 6G

Pumpkin Rings A small pumpkin cooked like onion rings. Heals: 8 HP Short: PunkRings Serious: PmknRings Obtain: N/A Sell: 3G Negotiate: 4G, 6G

Stoic Onion Even eating it raw, the tears just won’t come... Heals: 5 HP Short: StocOnion Serious: Onion Obtain: N/A Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Ghost Fruit If eaten, it will never pass to the other side. Heals: 16 HP Short: GhostFrut Serious: GhstFruit Obtained: N/A Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Puppydough Icecream Made by young pups. Heals: 28 HP Short: PDIceCram Serious: Ice Cream Obtain: N/A Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Bandage It has already been used many times. Heals: 10 HP Short: Bandage Serious: Bandage Obtain: Take off the Bandage when it is in armor form (Cannot be re-equipped). Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Monster Candy Has a distinct, non-licorice flavor. Heals: 10 HP Short: MnstrCndy Serious: MnstrCndy Obtain: In Ruins candy room. Max. of 4 obtainable. 3 in Hard Mode. Sell: 25G Negotiate: 26G, 34G

Spider Donut A donut made with Spider Cider in the batter. Heals: 12 HP Short: SpidrDont Serious: SpdrDonut Obtain: Bought for 7G in the Ruins Spider Bake Sale or 9999G in the Hotland Spider Bake Sale. Sell: 30G Negotiate: 31G, 40G

Spider Cider Made with whole spiders, not just the juice. Heals: 24 HP Short: SpidrCidr Serious: SpdrCider Obtain: Bought for 18G in the Ruins Spider Bake Sale or 9999G in the Hotland Spider Bake Sale. Sell: 60G Negotiate: 61G, 78G

Butterscotch Pie Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice. Heals: ALL HP Short: ButtsPie Serious: Pie Obtain: Sleep in Toriel’s house. One of a kind. Sell: 180G Negotiate: 181G, 228G

Snail Pie An acquired taste. Heals: ALL - 1 HP (Will not hurt protagonist if HP is already maximum.) Short: Snail Pie Serious: Snail Pie Obtain: Sleep in Toriel’s house in Hard Mode. One of a kind. Sell: 350G Negotiate: 351G, 440G

Snowman Piece Please take this to the ends of the earth. Heals: 45 HP Short: SnowPiece Serious: SnowPiece Obtain: Get from snowman in Snowdin. Max. 2, 3 if Genocide route. Sell: 40G Negotiate: 41G, 53G

Nice Cream Instead of a joke, the wrapper says something nice. Heals: 15 HP Short: NiceCream Serious: NiceCream Obtain: Nice Cream cart in Snowdin Forest for 15G, in Waterfall for 25G (or 15G with umbrella), in Hotland for 12G if RG 01 and RG 02 are killed, or free if the player has three Punch Chards. Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Bisicle It’s a two-pronged popsicle, so you can eat it twice. Heals: 11 HP Short: Bisicle Serious: Bisicle Obtain: Bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 15G (pre-Papyrus), 30G (post-Papyrus), 45G (post-Undyne), 70G (post-CORE), or 0G (Genocide) Sell: 5G Negotiate: 6G, 9G

Unisicle It’s a SINGLE-pronged popsicle. Wait, that’s just normal… Heals: 11 HP Short: Unisicle Serious: Popsicle Obtain: Eat a Bisicle Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Cinnamon Bunny A cinnamon roll in the shape of a bunny. Heals: 22 HP Short: CinnaBun Serious: C. Bun Obtain: Bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 25G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 8G Negotiate: 9G, 13G

Abandoned Quiche A psychologically damaged spinach egg pie. Heals: 34 HP Short: Ab Quiche Serious: Quiche Obtain: In Waterfall quiche room. One of a kind. Sell: 76G Negotiate: 77G, 98G

Dog Salad Recovers HP. (Hit Poodles.) Heals: 2 OR 10 OR 30 OR ALL HP (Random) Short: Dog Salad Serious: Dog Salad Obtain: Has a small chance of appearing in Inventory if Dog Residue is used. Sell: 8G Negotiate: 9G, 13G

Astronaut Food For feeding a pet astronaut. Heals: 21 HP Short: AstroFood Serious: Astr.Food Obtain: In cooler from Waterfall dump. Max. 2 obtainable. Sell: 25G Negotiate: 26G, 34G

Crab Apple An aquatic fruit that resembles a crustacean. Heals: 18 HP Short: CrabApple Serious: CrabApple Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 25G. Sell: 5G Negotiate: 6G, 9G

Sea Tea Made from glowing marsh water. Increases SPEED for one battle. Heals: 10 HP (+SPEED for one battle) Short: Sea Tea Serious: Sea Tea Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 18G. Sell: 5G Negotiate: 6G, 9G

Temmie Flakes It's just torn up pieces of construction paper. Heals: 2 HP Short: TemFlakes Serious: TemFlakes Obtain: Bought from Tem Shop for 1G, 3G, 20G, or 1000G (only on Genocide). Sell: 2G Negotiate: 3G, 5G

Instant Noodles Comes with everything you need for a quick meal! Heals: 4 HP (in battle), 15 HP (out of battle), or 90 HP (serious). Short: InstaNood Serious: I.Noodles Obtain: Found in Alphys’s refrigerator. One of a kind. Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Hot Dog...? The "meat" is made of something called a "water sausage.” Heals: 20 HP Short: Hot Dog Serious: Hot Dog Obtain: Bought from Sans Hotland station for 30G. Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Hot Cat Like a hot dog, but with little cat ears on the end. Heals: 21 HP Short: Hot Cat Serious: Hot Cat Obtain: After buying one Hot Dog...?, bought from Sans Hotland station for 30G. One of a kind. Sell: 11G Negotiate: 12G, 16G

Junk Food Food that was probably once thrown away. Heals: 17 HP Short: Junk Food Serious: Junk Food Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 25G (Nuetral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 1G Negotiate: 2G, 4G

Hush Puppy This wonderful spell will stop a dog from casting magic. Heals: 65 HP (Can pacify dog enemies) Short: HushPupe Serious: HushPuppy Obtain: Give a Hot Dog...? to the guest in the fourth room of the MTT Resort. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Starfait A sweet treat made of sparkling stars. Heals: 14 HP Short: Starfait Serious: Starfait Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 60G. Sell: 10G Negotiate: 11G, 15G

Glamburger A hamburger made of edible glitter and sequins. Heals: 27 HP Short: GlamBurg Serious: G. Burger Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 120G. Sell: 15G Negotiate: 16G, 21G

Legendary Hero Sandwich shaped like a sword. Increases ATTACK when eaten. Heals: 40 HP (+4 ATK for one battle) Short: Leg. Hero Serious: L. Hero Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 300G. Sell: 40G Negotiate: 41G, 53G

Face Steak Huge steak in the shape of Mettaton's face. (You don't feel like it's made of real meat…) Heals: 60 HP Short: FaceSteak (Fsteak if human is named drak, gigi or gugu) Serious: Steak Obtain: Bought from MTT-Brand Burger Emporium for 500G. One of a kind. Sell: 14G Negotiate: 15G, 20G

Popato Chisps Regular old popato chisps. Heals: 13 HP Short: PT Chisps Serious: Chips Obtain: Bought from True Lab vending machine for 25G. Sell: 35G Negotiate: 36G, 46G

Bad Memory ????? Heals: -1 HP or ALL HP (player has <4 HP) Short: BadMemory Serious: BadMemory Obtain: Choose [[ACT]] —>      —> ITEM when fighting         . Sell: 300G Negotiate: 301G, 378G

Dream The goal of “Determination.” Heals: 12 HP (out of battle) or 17 HP (in battle) Short: LastDream Serious: LastDream Obtain: Choose [[ACT]] -> Asriel Dreemurr -> Dream when fighting Asriel. Will fill empty space in inventory with Dreams. Sell: 250G Negotiate: 251G, 315G

Weapons

Stick Its bark is worse than its bite. ATK: 0 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: Frisk Short: Stick Serious: Stick Obtain: Unlocked from the start of the game. One of a kind. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Toy Knife Made of plastic. A rarity nowadays. ATK: 3 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: Light Blue Short: Toy Knife Serious: Toy Knife Obtain: Found on Home balcony. One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Tough Glove A worn pink leather glove. For five-fingered folk. ATK: 5 Pattern: Single strike, then mash [Z] SOUL: Orange Short: TuffGlove Serious: Glove Obtain: Found in Dimensional Box or bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 50G (Nuetral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Ballet Shoes These used shoes make you feel incredibly dangerous. ATK: 7 Pattern: Three strikes SOUL: Blue Short: BallShoes Serious: Shoes Obtain: Found in Waterfall tall grass. One of a kind. Sell: 80G Negotiate: 81G, 103G

Torn Notebook Contains illegible scrawls. Increases INV by 6. (After you get hurt by an attack, you stay invulnerable for longer.) ATK: 2 (+6 INV) Pattern: Two strikes SOUL: Purple Short: TornNotbo Serious: Notebook Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 55G. Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Burnt Pan Damage is rather consistent. Consumable items heal four more HP. ATK: 10 (+4 HP for all consumables) Pattern: Four strikes SOUL: Green Short: Burnt Pan Serious: Burnt Pan Obtain: Found in Hotland dual conveyor room. One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Empty Gun An antique revolver. It has no ammo. Must be used precisely, or damage will be low. ATK: 12 Pattern: Four fast-moving strikes SOUL: Yellow Short: Empty Gun Serious: Empty Gun Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 350G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Worn Dagger Perfect for cutting plants and vines. ATK: 15 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: First human Short: WornDG Serious: W. Dagger Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Neutral or Pacifist run. One of a kind. Sell: 250G Negotiate: 251G, 315G

Real Knife Here we are! ATK: 99 Pattern: Single strike SOUL: First human Short: RealKnife Serious: RealKnife Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Genocide run. One of a kind. Sell: 500G Negotiate: 501G, 628G

Armor

Bandage It has already been used several times. DEF: 0 SOUL: Frisk Short: Bandage Serious: Bandage Obtain: Unlocked from the start of the game. One of a kind. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Faded Ribbon If you're cuter, monsters won't hit you as hard. DEF: 3 SOUL: Light Blue Short: Ribbon Serious: Ribbon Obtain: Found in the pits puzzle of the Ruins. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Manly Bandanna It has seen some wear. It has abs drawn on it. DEF: 7 SOUL: Orange Short: Mandanna Serious: Bandanna Obtain: Bought from Snowdin Shopkeeper for 50G (Nuetral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Old Tutu Finally, a protective piece of armor. DEF: 10 SOUL: Blue Short: Old Tutu Serious: Tutu Obtain: Found behind waterfall in Waterfall. Sell: 80G Negotiate: 81G, 103G

Cloudy Glasses Glasses marred with wear. Increases INV by 9. (After you get hurt by an attack, you stay invulnerable for longer.) DEF: 6 (+9 INV) SOUL: Purple Short: ClodGlass Serious: Glasses Obtain: Bought from Gerson for 35G. Sell: 50G Negotiate: 51G, 65G

Temmie Armor The things you can do with a college education! Raises ATTACK when worn. Recovers HP every other turn. INV up slightly. DEF: 20 (+10 ATK, +1 HP every other turn, +1 INV) SOUL: Temmie Short: Temmie AR Serious: Tem.Armor Obtain: After buying tem pay 4 colleg from Temmie for 1000G (Neutral/Pacifist), the player can buy this armor for variable amounts of G. (Can be between 9999G and 750G, the more deaths occurred the cheaper it is). One of a kind. Sell: 500G Negotiate: 501G, 628G

Stained Apron Heals 1 HP every other turn. DEF: 11 (+1 HP every other turn) SOUL: Green Short: StainApro Serious: Apron Obtain: Found in Hotland Apron room. One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Cowboy Hat This battle-worn hat makes you want to grow a beard. It also raises ATTACK by 5. DEF: 12 (+5 ATK) SOUL: Yellow Short: CowboyHat Serious: CowboyHat Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 350G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). One of a kind. Sell: 100G Negotiate: 101G, 128G

Heart Locket It says "Best Friends Forever." DEF: 15 SOUL: First human Short: <--Locket Serious: H. Locket Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Neutral or Pacifist run. One of a kind. Sell: 250G Negotiate: 251G, 315G

The Locket You can feel it beating. DEF: 99 SOUL: First human Short: TheLocket Serious: TheLocket Obtain: Found in Asriel’s room in a Genocide run. One of a kind. Sell: 500G Negotiate: 501G, 628G

Miscellaneous

Stick Its bark is worse than its bite. Type: Weapon Function: Can be thrown in or out of battle, pacifies dog enemies. Short: Stick Serious: Stick Obtain: Replace the stick as a weapon. Sell: 150G Negotiate: 151G, 190G

Punch Card Use to make punching attacks stronger in one battle. Use outside of battle to look at the card. Type: Battle Item Function: Add 6 ATK if used in battle while Tough Glove is equipped, look at card out of battle, three can be traded for one Nice Cream. Short: PunchCard Serious: PunchCard Obtain: One will be added to the Waterfall box for every Nice Cream purchased. Sell: 15G Negotiate: 16G, 21G

Annoying Dog A little white dog. It's fast asleep... Type: Dog Function: If used or dropped, it will absorb the Legendary Artifact and leave Dog Residue in the player’s inventory. Short: Annoy Dog Serious: Dog Obtain: Be in Legendary Artifact room while Legendary Artifact is still there. Sell: 999G Negotiate: 1000G, 1251G

Dog Residue Shiny trail left behind by a dog. Dog-shaped husk shed from a dog's carapace. Dirty dishes left unwashed by a dog. Glowing crystals secreted by a dog. Jigsaw puzzle left unfinished by a dog. Web spun by a dog to ensnare prey. Type: Dog Item Function: If used, fills up inventory with Dog Residue (and Dog Salad, but it’s less likely) Short: DogResidu Serious: D.Residue Obtain: Use or drop the Annoying Dog. Or use Dog Residue. Sell: 1-4G Negotiate: 2-5G, 4-7G

Mystery Key It is too bent to fit on your keychain. Type: Unique Function: If used on the door of the house next to Napstablook’s, it will unlock it. The key will break. Short: MystryKey Serious: Key Obtain: Bought from Bratty and Catty for 600G (Neutral/Pacifist) or 0G (Genocide). One of a kind. Sell: N/A Negotiate: N/A

Undyne’s Letter Letter written for Dr. Alphys. Type: Unique Function: Can be used on Lab door to start date with Alphys. Short: UndynLetr Serious: Letter Obtain: Get the Neutral ending at least once, date Papyrus then Undyne, then talk to Undyne in Snowdin. Sell: N/A Negotiate: N/A

Undyne Letter EX It has DON’T DROP IT written on it. Type: Unique Function: Can be used on Lab door to start date with Alphys. Can’t be dropped. Short: UndynLtrX Serious: Letter Obtain: Talk to Undyne after dropping Undyne’s Letter. Sell: N/A Negotiate: N/A

[charaunofficial]

Well were talking about puppydough icecream now. Do you know how its made?

* We are not. This is not your decision to make.

[dyl-rye]

I, uh, see why this wasn’t added to the game...

[vocaloid-stuff-blog]

Rin + Len- Childish War by PuppyDough

[undertale-cookbook]

Snowdin: Masterpost

This series of recipes features all sorts of sweet, wintery desserts topped with a sprinkling of powdered sugar for a snowy effect. Don't worry, there are a few warm recipes in here too, just in case you get too cold!

Whoopie Cushions

Funny Bones

Snowdrake Snowflakes

Icecap Puffs

Ice

Doggo Treats

Lesser Panna Cotta

Snowman Pieces

Puppydough

Nice Cream

Fried Snowballs

Chilldrake Fruitpops

Skeleton Spaghetti

Puppylove Tart

Gyftot Shortbread

Greater Snowpoffs

Cinnamon Bunnies

Grillby's Fries

Papyrus's Ultimate Drink for Maximum Muscle's

Bear Paws

Snowdin Tree Log

Mad Mew Mew Meatloaf