#ig it got hot from the heat or smth

[worm-brainzz]

basically what happened at my school yesterday

*theres no vape emoji 😔💔*

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[imaginespazzi]

i forgot to do this and then i got activated

BY THE IRISH

BRO MY TISM STARTED GOING OFF

i can’t even move on from this i love you

fine “we don’t have favorites” codependent exes

“running suicides would have been worth it for an extra hour with you” gosh if my girl said that to me i’d marry her

“how’s your wife paige” are you done nivi

“azzi im getting a divorce” apparently paige is

can they not why did they frick

good girl persona my ASS

of course they were both a’knockin

“so cold” how dumb are you

previously: “Paige thinks Azzi’s guest room air conditioning must be broken or something. There’s no other explanation for why, despite having kicked off every single blanket, she feels like she’s tossing and turning in red hot lava. “

“you think too much” goddamn

“make me stop thinking” OH LAWD

nivi i forget ur a devious smut write ily

I HATE YOU

stop im gonna cry azzi is perfect ur making me mad

im a bit less mad now

azzi leaving bro i can’t

okay paige in heat or smth

if i woke up to azzi like that i don’t think id ever need to leave bed actually!

stephie is my icon bc i would be so mad

“don’t you guys love me at all” this is azzis kid

paige is the fun aunt but also dad ig

stephie the matchmaker bro

this took you a bit to get out but it was worth it i think i went through all the stages of grief twice plus two extra

SISTER WIFEYYYY

The Irish mention really was just for you (and because I wanted to make them lose and I love Sonia Citron)

“azzi im getting a divorce” apparently paige is - this made me cackle a little bit ngl

Explain to me how we went from Nivi Ily to I HATE YOU in one second lmao?

Paige is perpetually in heat and so are we with our wife so like...

She's the dadaunt if you will-

Okay so I feel like this chapter did not have that much grief and should inspire you to make sure YOU DON'T RUIN MY LIFE WITH LIABILITY THANKS

[v-hope]

tf!yn reaction on jungkook starting to have bigger boobs than her drabble [or at least comparable or smth bc man just has no control over his boobs]

pairing: jeon jeongguk x reader

genre: fluff, humor (ig? my humor’s kinda broken, my apologies), non-idol au, established relationship, slice of life

word count: 1.0k

a/n: okay so, you literally sent this today and since i’m nearly done with finals and was taking the rest of the day off anyway, i just needed to write this lmao. not sure what this turned into, but i hope you enjoy!

oh! also! all the credits for them jungboobs go to my 🇫🇮 anon. u go, dude. keep going, u genius.

“What are you doing?” Jeongguk mumbled.

Because, you see, when you’re two episodes of Nevertheless in, lying down on the sofa with half of your girlfriend’s body on top as she soothingly traces her fingertips up and down your stomach, only to later dig her hand under your sweatshirt and squeeze one of your pectorals a couple of times, that seems like the sane question to ask.

Saying nothing, as your focus remained on the TV in front, you squeezed his quite hard flesh once more.

“Petal…”

“Hm?”

“What are you doing?” he asked once more.

“Hot” you simply answered in a mumble.

That only seemed to confuse him more — lifting his head from the armrest to take a better look at you.

“Huh?”

“You’re hot” you elaborated.

“No?” his eyebrows furrowed. “I was actually thinking of going to get a blanket because I’m getting a bit cold”.

You chuckled at his cute, dumbfounded reaction, placing a soft kiss to his chest before you looked up to him. “I mean you, you dummy. You are hot as hell”.

That was all it took for his cheeks to turn pink and for his head to fall back down on the armrest — eyes avoiding yours as they fixed back on the series you had been watching.

“Don’t”.

“I’m serious, though” you smiled, hand still under his top and on his pectoral as you scooted closer to his face, so he had no choice but to look at you. “Now I get why you always grab my boobs when we’re cuddling”.

“I don’t always do that” Jeongguk defended himself — the glare he was looking at you with did not match his flushed cheeks.

“A fair amount of times, then” you teasingly hummed, pressing your lips to his for a brief second before a pout took over them. “I’m afraid you’ll have better boobs than mine at some point, though”.

Jeongguk snorted, shaking his head in amusement over the nonsense that had just abandoned your mouth.

“First,” he began, turning to the side so now he was the one with half his body on top of yours. “Your boobs are the best in the entire world, no other pair could ever compare” his words managed to make the heat reach your face. “And second, I don’t have boobs”.

“What are these then?” you playfully pinched his nipple, getting a hiss out of him.

“Yah,” he half whined, half called you out, removing your hand from under his sweatshirt and holding it in his. “I guess I got too into working out lately and didn’t notice this happened”.

“Oh, no, don’t say it like that” you rushed to shake your head after noticing the doubt in his voice. “You keep working out all you want. Like I just said, you look hot as hell. Even more than you’ve always been”.

“Stop saying that,” he hid his face in the crook of your neck, allowing you to wrap your arms around him.

“What? The truth?”

“Y/N…”

You couldn’t hold back the giggle that had threatened with escaping at his childlike ways. No matter how many years the two of you had been together, nor how much he loved it, he could not cope well with your shameless praising for shit.

“Can they get any bigger, though?” your genuine question got a breathy, muffled laugh out of him. “Because in that case I should hit the gym, too, to keep up with your hotness”.

“There’s no need for that,” he pressed a kiss to your neck, later resting his head right next to yours. “You’ve always been the hot one in this relationship”.

“No way,” you protested. “Have you seen yourself, Jeon Jeongguk?”

“Have you seen yourself, Y/L/N Y/N?”

“Oh, I have” you nodded, leaning in to lovingly bump your nose on his. “But I enjoy looking at you much more”.

He rolled his eyes, yet a bunny smile was parting his lips. “Cheesy”.

Laughing under your breath, you let him close the space between your mouths and gently trap your bottom lip in his. Although his hand had cupped your cheek to deepen the kiss, softly massaging your tongue with his, it didn’t last long, for your hand once again digging under his top and squeezing one of his so called boobs, had him letting out a breathy laugh and withdrawing his mouth from yours.

“You won’t ever let this go now, will you?”

“Nope,” you stole another kiss from him. “I have discovered the power of the boobs and I’m not letting go of it anytime soon”.

“As your long-term boyfriend, I’m not sure how I feel about having you discover the power of the ‘boobs’, honestly”.

A throaty laugh escaped your mouth, cupping his face and pressing a loud smooch to his lips. “It only applies to the jeongboobies, don’t worry”.

“The jeongb—” he cut himself off, slumping on his back next to you and letting out a loud, heavy sigh as he rested his arm over his eyes. “You know what, after having you call me Flower Daddy all these years, I don’t know what I was expecting from this”.

“Oh!” you jolted up, sitting up on the couch and crossing your legs as you helplessly tried to reach for your phone on the coffee table. “Hand me my phone”.

Not thinking much of it, Jeongguk reached his hand out to the table to do as told. Before he could hand it to you, however, he stopped in his tracks — pressing your mobile to his chest, looking almost scared of actually giving it to you.

“Tell me you’re not saving me as Jeongboob on your phone” he pleaded, already sounding defeated as ever.

“Of course not, who do you take me for?” you rolled your eyes, taking your phone from him and lying back down to rest on his chest. “I’m saving you as Jeongboobie. Add a little love, bun”.

[frog-writes]

Hello! I was wondering if I could request Bakugo, Kirishima and Todoroki s/o being very similar to Natsu from fairy Tail just very hot headed and always throwing herself into danger like when Bakugo got kidnapped she was the first one to want to save him because she considers class 1A her family

A/N : Ofc! I don’t know fairytale so I just wrote about a hotheaded reader I Hope you enjoy! ❤️

Pronouns: gender neutral: they/them

Cw: kidnapping, cursing like a lot....

oh boy

OH BOY-

Mans went from “THE FUCK YOU TRYNA STEAL MY PLACE YA BASTARD👺‼️😡” “mf ig thats MY bastard UGH gotta protect them now 🙄” and shit-

Great job bakugo! You took you’re eyes of them for a minute and some villains are begging for mercy, you’re a great partner baby sitter 😀!

At first you two hated each other and constantly had to outdue the other, so petty competitions between the two of you aren’t uncommon

Seeing who could take down the most villains, get a job down quicker, who can make deku cry first(what-), who can piss Aizawl off fastest, make it to the dorms first, do better on tests etc etc

Things only started to simmer down after he got kidnapped, the sports festival was heated and you two were constantly at neck and neck, so imagine how you lost your shit when you got 4th place due to losing to him

So you did what any teen would do, RAGE RAGE FUCKING RAGE, in the locker rooms 😍

Once you calmed down and came out of your now torn up room, you realized the atmosphere was different, something was off

Wandering around the dorm your realized some thorn in your side wasn’t being a thorn, in fact he wasn’t there at all

You got more mad, he won and decided to what?Hide? Leave? Did this fucker think he was better than you?!?!!

You stomped around looking for him but could only find your classmates out front by the door, talking in hushed whispers

What was going on? WHY WERE YOU LEFT OUT?-

Walking up to them you heard bits of their conversation before you fully got to where they were

You could only pick up three words, but you were off

“...Bakugo..” “....kidnapped...” “League of Villains(yeah Ik its not one word deal with it)

You booked it back to the dorm to their suprise, hearing yelling and the door slamming shut, only two people slam the door like that.....and ones missing....

“oh shit-“ Kirishima muttered as they all had a realization of what you were going to go do

Gearing up in your hero suit you wouldn’t let anyone talk you out of it, muttering pussies as you pushed past them to go get the other hot-head

As soon as you were able to find where he was you stormed in and went straight into attack mode, cursing everyone out as you did so

Even calling bakugo pathetic for winning first place, yet getting kidnapped for so long so easily

He yelled at you to leave as he realized they were too much for you to handle

Dodging Shigiraki’s hand you punched him square in the face, effectively breaking the hand on his face and giving him a black eye

As your body was covered in cuts, bruises and burns you could feel your body gettin heavy and the whiplash of your quirk settling it

Yeah it’s gonna hurt like a bitch tmr bud- 💀✋

Right before Dabi could fry you there was a crash and lots of yelling, the pros were here!

Feeling yourself lose consciousness, you felt two strong and warm arms around you as you vision faded to black

You woke up in the medical wing covered in bandages with bakugo looking about in the same shape as he slept soundly with his arms crossed on the cot while he sat in a chair

Why was he still here? You thought he hated you, and it was warranted, you were such an asshole to him...

You felt the same arms as before wrap around you as you realized you were speaking aloud

It was then you realized the bond you two shared, like siblings

Always at each other’s throats, but there for each other when you two truly needed it.....

You couldn’t ask for a better family

Part one! I’ll reblog and add the others once I finish them, sorry it’s so late tumblr kept deleting it 🥲 that’s why I want to at least get SMTH out since you’ve been waiting so long ^^;