#ifykyk y'know?

[drewtanakagf]

now onto the dtweek works ....

[defiledtomb]

[image ID: a screenshot of highlighted text: "Without an infantry?" you let a half-flabbed laugh roll over your limp lips. "Sure."]

I'm reading through my draft. What's half-flabbed even MEAN

[ann1-wr1tes]

Luis Sera NSFW Alphabet

Dynamics: Luis Sera x Fem!Reader

Synopsis: Spicy Alphabet

Warnings: Adult themes, obviously smut

A/N: I just love Luis so, so, so, so much. He is my bbg so ofc I had to write for him.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-Luis is so sweet with aftercare. He'll hold you close while peppering kisses all over your face and he'll call you plenty of petnames in Spanish. Now he is a bit lazy so he'll probably want to rest a bit before he runs a bath or shower but he just wants to make sure you are cozy and feel good.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-On you he loves your eyes. He loves how expressive they are, how he could just get lost in your lustful gaze while he kneels between your thighs or rolls his hips into yours.

-On himself he likes his mouth. Not only does he talk a lot, but he can put his mouth to good use by kissing you, leaving hickies on your skin, or nestling his face between your thighs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-On your chest. He loves to cum all over your chest and watch as it drips everywhere and makes a mess. In his opinion you look beautiful covered in his seed.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-He wants to be pegged. Is that a bit of a blunt way of saying it? Yes. But I can totally see Luis just wanting to be ruined by you in such a way that it has his eyes rolling back into his head and his entire body shivering as he comes undo all over his stomach...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-Luis has decent experience. Not as crazy as everyone thinks, but Luis isn't a stranger to having sex and is actually quite experienced with it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-Now as freaky as we all like to imagine Luis to be, I think he'd enjoy missionary. As simple as it is, it gives him the perfect view of your face, letting him see all you pretty facial expressions, gauge all your emotions. It makes it all more intimate and sweet, getting watch your reactions and how your body feels while he experiences it with you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-Luis can never be too serious, lets be honest. He loves to crack a good joke here and there but I think he mainly leans more heavy on the teasing remarks. He keeps it heated and flirty to not ruin the mood but of course he's going to crack a joke when its needed as well.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-Not bare, but neat. He doesn't like to shave it all completely and opts for having it trimmed neatly, leaving hair behind and of course his happy trail...ifykyk.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-Luis can get very into it. When you set aside his teasing and few jokes, he's looking at you with love in his eyes. Every time you moan or your body reacts to him, he swears he's been graced by an angel. So he can be pretty passionate and sweet in the moment. Not to mention all the sickly sweet Spanish pet names he'd be calling you while he coaxes sweet sounds out of you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-Without a s/o he'd probably do it on a regular basis. Y'know just relieve stress and whatnot but why would he bother getting himself off when he has you? If you are together then you best believe that he will be coming to you and he won't even bother masturbating unless you aren't around or in the mood.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-Okay hear me out....hair pulling. When he's going down on you, he's got his head nestled between your thighs, his tongue prodding and licking up all your slick while his hands trail up to your chest...this man is making you see stars and your hands are tangled in his hair. You are so close to cumming so you pull him closer by his hair, accidentally tugging a little and he lets out the sweetest moan. He's got long beautiful hair for a reason and gosh he loves when you play with it or give it a good tug to show him how well he's doing.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-He doesn't care. As long as you have some sort of privacy he's down.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-Just you in general. He truly believes that you are so perfect, so beautiful. It's honestly a challenge for him to keep his hands off of you but I think that anything you do to initiate it has him getting all hot and bothered whether that be a steamy kiss or your hands working off his clothes...he's just down bad.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-Anything that could hurt you. So obviously no weapons, I don't think he'd be huge into impact play and would get nervous with choking. If you asked nicely for him to choke you, he may think about it but don't expect him to go too hard..

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-LOVES GIVING! One of his favorite things is just laying down on his stomach and burying his head into your heat. It's just so easy, so nice, so relaxing to him. It's easy for him to get lost in all of you while your gushing on his tongue and your thighs are squeezing around his head...he swears he could die happy right then and there. (heaven forbid you sit on his face, he'll beg you to do it again when you finish)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-He prefers a slow more deep pace. He likes to take his time with you, feel you, show you how much he wants you and loves you. Of course if you want It rough he'll oblige but he prefers to just take his time while he's making you see stars.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-So like I said, he likes to take his time but if you both are in a rush then there's nothing wrong with a little quickie here and there. He will want to get you alone again to really get to be slow and take his time but he isn't opposed to a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-Luis doesn't mind taking some risks. As long as you can't get hurt then he's fine with trying anything at least once.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-So because Luis likes to go slower, his rounds last a decent bit. So i'd say maybe two rounds, three if he's really feeling needy. Plus lets add in the foreplay which he always does beforehand...its safe to say that your mind will be melted by the end of it all.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-I think he may own one or two toys. Like maybe a fleshlight or cock ring? But nothing too insane. If you have some though or wanted to use toys he would love to oblige. He'd let you use some on him too..

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-SUCH A DAMN TEASE! During foreplay he won't shut up! Like bro is dirty talking, cooing at you and calling you sweet nicknames in Spanish. He teases you and goes..."Mi Vida, you're so wet." or "Keep making those pretty sounds for me Carino~"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-Noisy asf. He's got a loud mouth and will make it known when he's feeling good. I think it consists of a lot of grunts and whines in the beginning that turn into panting and loud moans with lots of dirty talk mixed in.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-If you take the time to really love on him and specifically love on the scar on his chest that he got from extracting the Las Plagas he will melt. Trace it and presses kisses against the scar and its game over. He'll look at you with hearts in his eyes.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-Thick enough to stretch you out and long enough to hit all the deep spots. I'd say maybe 7 inches with a few veins running along his shaft and a pretty, flushed tip when he's aroused.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-Very high sex drive, esp with you. He's the man who would end up having wet dreams about you and you may wake up to him rutting against your ass bc he's pent up.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

-Tries his hardest to sleep after you have fallen asleep first. He honestly also loves to just watch you drift off. You look so perfect, so peaceful and still in his arms. He can run his hands through your hair, press kisses to your cheeks while you doze off.

[allisluv]

Heyyyy, me again (🕸️)

Just re-watched THG movies for the bazillionth time, cause I absolutely love dystopian films.

Anyways, been thinking about Johanna a lot cause 😫, and y'know how guys'll name their like arm muscles (biceps??/yeah, gross ik, but only example I have), I feel like Jo would do that with her axes.

Like it'd start off as a joke, seeing her sharpen them during the games while you're all sat on the beach during Catching Fire, and going up to her, and having it start off as small talk, then both of you jokingly give them both names (like John and Anna, or whatever/ifykyk).

Then gradually overtime it stops being a joke, like one of you whispers something vaguely dirty to the other, and it's like a "exaggerated gasp, how dare you say such things in front of x and y".

I don't know, I'm babbling, but yeah, what are your thoughts??

ANON THIS IS SO ADORABLE AND SO JOHANNA CODED!

i think it does start off as an inside joke and then johanna gets like so invested in it. she gives them little backstories and ties different color ribbons around the handle so she can colour code them. like lowkey if the house was on fire, johanna is running back in for her axes.

[softshuji]

Ur my fav shuji account and i love him sm😭😭 and omg i love imagining him as “street racer” kinda stuff ifykyk like i wanna be in his car while he drives it and our chance to actually die is 99% or smthn💀💀💀💀 its just so much of a his thing with all the risks and adrenaline yk

I can just imagine him absolutely destroying the tires of the car with a cig in his mouth without any care RAAAHHHHAJSJAJHSim such a slut for him😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That's so sweet?!!!! Thank you so much?!?

You're so right though ofc. Y'know he loves the chases, the fast car rides (the other type of ride too iykwim) and the thrill of potentially getting caught, especially if someone is with him. The more they tell him to slow down the faster he goes, it's almost like a drug to him.

And the car lighting just looks so good on him, he feels so free and wild and happy when he's driving so fast and the engine is so loud and you're worried he'd gonna burn through the tires lol.

I also expect he has the sexiest cars, black matte with those nice streamlined designs and that goes for his bikes too, but ofc with the signature leopard print.

I don't know if you listen to skz but I always associate this song with anything to do with racer shuji

[moon7jay]

XYNN I was listening to triggered by chase atlantic and the chorus reminded me of pent up especially jay cause..

"Once I pull this trigger off ( y'know his 🙏)

You'll be begging me to stop (I mean y/n tried to push him off)

Tarantino killing love

I couldn't really give a fuck

Telling you I won't slow down, won't slow down. (When he won't stop thrusting 🧍🏻‍♀️)

Girl you gotta know right now, there's no way out"

FIRST OF ALL, CHASE ATLANTIC AAAAA, idk but Jay and heeseung are so chase atlantic coded like bro. They look exactly like chase atlantic songs (ifykyk)

And triggered suits pent up Jay so much STAWP, that's literally him.

Also tmi but i was listening to CHURCH when I wrote pent up part 2 and the "baptise in your thighs till it hurts" is literally Jay LIKE I NEED HIM

[some-murmurings]

im a big fan of "kidney function is relatively normal"

also, "ah, well, y'know. breathing."

if im feeling enigmatic & mysterious i might say "bones are going" then refuse to elaborate. ifykyk, yk?

Alternative responses to the question ‘How’s it going?’ For physically disabled people:

- ‘The going is heavily assisted.’

-‘On without me.’

-‘It uses wheels’

-‘It’s not.’

-‘Against my will.’

-‘With frequent breaks’

-‘On pure spite’

-*That was a verbal question and I couldn’t hear you*

-‘We don’t have all day to go through enough medical history to give you enough context to understand exactly how it is going.’

Feel free to add your own

[potatogoats1blog]

Theory that Kris is like...very, and i mean VERY depressed is not a theory anymore

In pre-chapter 1

They have no friends(other than noelle), divorsed parents, a possible skeleton step-dad, no brother to comfort them and carry to school, and lack of physical warmth. Tell me if this aint gonna make you AT LEAST sad

Now, let's count the story that noelle told about Susie. Kris seems to like Susie, although she is, in fact, (trying to act like) a bully. She told them a terrible thing about nobody liking Kris, about Kris's mother being possibly happier than ever after Kris dies, and the apple-scented idiot is like "Yeah, she would".

And after that? Kris is more depressed because hey, some said it to their face, and and in CH1 susie tries to make the "bullying" into some sort of "nah.. Just kidding" and and and thats just 🥺

(Ig she felt bad after that situation and just tried to remind Kris that there ARE people who will be sad, y'know, because she is a nice girl and doesn't want an empty desk in front of her with a flower vase and wilting flowers(ifykyk)... So yeah its sorta her way of saying "hey im sorry for what i said i don't mean that" 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭)

[azurecanary]

As a thank you for liking my Koncassie post,Young Justice or Teen Titans for the tv show ask please?

Sorry for the late answer!

Alas, I never watched the 2003 Teen Titans. However!!!! YJ is my bread and butter!!

Ask game in question

favourite male character: Bart. He's just perfect for me to project onto between the gayness and neurodivergency favourite female character: Artemis. Objectively the best written character on the show. least favourite character: Y'know what? Fate pisses me off a lot. prettiest character: All of the OG Team. funniest character: Wally. favorite season: Season 2. Before I was a Zetaflash shipper, I was a Bluepulse shipper. Plus Invasion introduced many a beloved character for me like Tim, Cassie, Bart, Jaime, Ed, etc. favorite episode: 3x16 Illusion of Control. ifykyk The episode that introduced me to Zetaflash. And I just want one season focusing solely on the younger members like this episode. favorite romantic ship: Zetaflash, no contest. Actually, that’s a lie. There’s also Spitfire, Bluepulse, Bluezetaflash, Chalant, DickBabZ, Supermartian, Zaquel, and, of course, Dinahollie favorite family ship: Dick and Tim, Wally and Bart, Artemis and Jade. favorite friend ship: Artemis and Dick have a level of platonic chemistry that brings me pure serotonin every time they interact. worst ship: None come to mind. YJ manages to avoid awful ships unlike certain other shows.

[skul-the-terf-slayer]

WOO lore time this is nerve wracking (everything below this line is c! not cc!)

why is he talking about withers..........

"who needs a shield when you can just STAAAAAB"

im so excited bro tubbo-techno lore is so good. animosity pogchamp

I am doing algebra while watching the stream in order to feel productive, do you feel me? do you feel the vibe?

"every where I go I see his face *insert fake crying* jk we're gonna avenge him today chat"

TUBBO!!!!!! MY LAD!!!!! MY BRO!!!! HE'S HERE BESTIE!!!

bro they're gonna go mess Eret up leave them alone they have michael 😭

"how are you fellow person with..... aligned goals"

CRYING HE WENT QUIET WHEN TCEHCNO SAID IT WAS RANBOO'S AXE IM GOING TO SCREEHC

imm losing it these mfs are laughing and im here going analysis mode and crying

TUBBO AND TECHNO AGREE THAT TUBBO HAS NOTHING AND HE LOST HIS CHILD ADN TUBBO IS IN DENIAL AND HES GONNA SPEEDRUN THE STAGES OF GRIEF AAHHAHAHAAAA

AWWW YISSSS HE'S GETTIN VENGENCE

"I feel like I owe you an apology" fuckin. hng. THEY DO NEED TO TURN OVER A NEW LEAF PLEASE PELS EPLEASE EASPLE

YES YES YES UNDERSNAD THE CYCLICAL NATURE OF REVENGE YESSSS

fuck character development Michael first priority

oh my god I am getting ANALYSIS material im so into this

EREt! TALK TO THEM!

why does Eret sound so ominous bruv. tubbo is, so desperate to get his son back

ERET WHAT THE HELL WHY DID YOU TRUST SAM IM GOING TO GRRRRR SO TRUE TUBBO.

HES HURTING MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK. HAT WHAT DGERL FSGDSL MURDERE

tubbo is so angry go you tubbo <3. fuck sam tho no offense but like full offense. give me Michael back RN.

HE'S A PRISON WARDEN ERET. PLEASE.

mans just making up random coords love that for him

tubbo :(( making sure michael isnt scared of him :(((

STOOOOP "now we've got the epic team up of tubbo and everyone who murdered tubbo"

I was waiting for tubbo to start questioning them tbh. im so happy he doesnt trust them like this is good lore shit. good analysis material.

TECHNO IS APOLOGIZING :D!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE AND HE'S FORGIVEN

he's still mad at Eret- LMAO he's so mad this is kinda funny but Eret is apologizing <3

ayo where he comes from? they dont have multiple lives?

stop most of this vc is literally talking in bold or comic sans.

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP "you get locked up a lot man" STOP I AM GOING TO HHNG.

SFLNSDFGNSDFSL

ayo eryn? sus.

that is a lot of liveblogging in one ask, but i'll try my best to respond to it all

1. he's talking about withers because withers deserve to be talked about

2. he's got a point y'know, a corpse can't kill you

3. i honestly enjoy people geeking out about stuff they love (unless it's hitler (ifykyk))

4. i do feel you. the vibe is being broadcast from the heart of russia to the pentagon with the force of at least 7 megatons of tnt

5. ranboo,,

6. WOOO THE BOI IS HERE!!!

7. everytime you do one of these liveblogs, i learn more names i don't know

8. that's kind of a weird way to describe murder. I think that's more how you would describe gout /ref

9. grieving still, i guess?

10. cope /s

11. hey, kind of how i did when i couldn't spell 'fingers'! :D

12. VENGENCE POGGG

13. how exactly did you manage to spell 'please' four different ways with only one of them being correct??

14. i'm having trouble 'undersnading' half the words you're saying right now

15. first priority in what exactly????

16. get that analysis bestie, you can never get enough!

17. I believe humans have been doing that since the fossil records, but go off, ig

18. 'bruv'. i think talking to me is slowly turning you british (remorseful)

19. i have no context for any of this, but i don't need it.

20. i cannot condone the murder of another human being, but the murder of pixels has no bearing on your criminal record, so take this knife and jab it into the aggressor's face

21. 'no offence but please die <3' is the energy i get from that

23. is he a good warden?

24. HOW TO GET YOUR FRIENDS LOST (NOT CLICKBAIT??(WORKING 2022!))

25. tubbo be a good boi :))

26. OOOF but lol

27. god this is reminding me of the fnaf fandom just tearing apart each game for even the tiniest little nugget of lore (no offence)

28. TECHNO HAS BEEN ACCEPTED!! POGCHAMP!

29. at least Eret tried?

30. wait, aren't they meant to have three lives each?

31. *first note of megalovania but in vibrato*

32. please, not on the carpet

33. how am i supposed to respond to a keysmash, exactly?

34. when the im- *gets nuked from orbit*