#if im feeling outright cruel ill just say “bones” and then stare at them in silence

[some-murmurings]

im a big fan of "kidney function is relatively normal"

also, "ah, well, y'know. breathing."

if im feeling enigmatic & mysterious i might say "bones are going" then refuse to elaborate. ifykyk, yk?

Alternative responses to the question ‘How’s it going?’ For physically disabled people:

- ‘The going is heavily assisted.’

-‘On without me.’

-‘It uses wheels’

-‘It’s not.’

-‘Against my will.’

-‘With frequent breaks’

-‘On pure spite’

-*That was a verbal question and I couldn’t hear you*

-‘We don’t have all day to go through enough medical history to give you enough context to understand exactly how it is going.’

Feel free to add your own