#if you're still reading these tags.....uh.....congrats?

[zombieostrich]

behold, (most of) my WIPs! Only one of which I'm actually working on

Some of these are over a year old. One of these is about two years old. Is that the one I'm working on? No. No it is not. Because despite my brain wanting me to organize, organize, organize, it's also a bastard who wants nothing but pure, utter chaos.

[these-posts-arent-real]

Time to catch up on your favorite dashboard simulator :3

#gonna start scheduling these for 1 or 2 per day #i really enjoy making them but I think i'll get burnt out otherwise #also HUGE ty to whoever was the anon who sent me the idea #about having therian cats #ohhh my god #hey anon #(or anyone else but im talkin to u) #feel free to dm me to talk at any point you seem cool

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🫎 mo0sedude Follow

I PASSED MY ASSESSMENT!!! AAAAAHHH

🪺 robbbinpaw Follow

OMSC CONGRATS MOOSE! I'm so happy for you!!!!

🐍 xviper-the-fagx

WOAAAHHH CONGRATULATIONS MOOOSEE!!! Have you had your name ceremony yet??

#im so happy for ya dude #moving on from apprenticeship </3 #gonna miss you in the 'apprentice things' tag

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Daily selfie !!!

Trying on some new berry-based fur dye.

🏞 trouttail-prefers-bass Follow

The amount of cats commenting "you'll never be a she-cat" and "wearing fur dye won't make you female" is astounding. Like. Thanks?? I'm a trans guy not a trans girl...

#lol?? #this is so funny to me #trans

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Ahh.. different type of post than usual, but.. mmrrnn... I'm considering coming out to my mentor. I know he's supportive, but I'm really nervous, so, uh.. I'm gonna leave it up to a Clanblr poll haha..

#trans #transmasc #trans tom #transgender #trans apprentice #advice #poll

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* ,○ ' WELCOME TO MY BLOG ^. o° ;

adult female cat - 49 moons - gender critical

Keep reading

#terfsafe #radfem #adult female cat #terf #riverclan

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🍲 ex-thundrclan-kipper Follow

New neighbors have THE most annoying dog I've ever met in my life. Won't shut up about how that's her yard and to get back... nobody wants your yard Jackie, shut uppp...

🌻 l1llyst3m Follow

Since when do you speak dog????

🍲 ex-thundrclan-kipper Follow

I started picking it up when I moved to the twolegplace. I'm still not fluent, but I can hold a conversation with the neighborhood dogs if I want.

#every new thing i learn about kipper #just. wow #he is so coolll... #this is totally not the gender envy and parent issues speaking

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🦊 foxx--hearted Follow

The worst part about being a fox therian is that even when I am partially accepted, it's usually because cats are telling me how horrible foxes are, and how I should've "picked a different species" because they think that's how it works.

🌊 missingmyscales Follow

Imagine being a fish. In RiverClan.

The closest I ever get to "acceptance" is my friends joking about how I would taste.

🦋 lalala-bluegaze Follow

How does it feel to have to eat the thing your damaged brain thinks you are. Lol

🌊 missingmyscales Follow

Frst off. "Damaged brain" like. Oookay guess we're just being really mean to others on Clanblr today. Second off ,I dont eat fish??? I never even implied that I eat fish.

🦋 lalala-bluegaze Follow

You're from RiverClan lmao. What else is there to eat

🌊 missingmyscales Follow

...

You are joking, right?

Lizards, birds, water voles and shrews, snakes, frogs, toads?? None of those come to mind when you consider the potential diet of a RiverClan warrior??????

🦊 foxx--hearted Follow

@missingmyscales you should probably just block @lalala-bluegaze, her whole blog is about being anti-kittypet, anti-therian, not believing enbies or bisexuals/any other lgbt identity than lesbian or gay or binary trans is valid, and a whole bunch of other stuff. It's not worth talking to her.

🌊 missingmyscales Follow

Ahh thanks... blocked her. I didnt think to check her blog beforehand

#sorry again for arguing on your post, Maple #saw a misconception ab RiverClan and blacked out lol

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Good morning everyone <3 remember to eat breakfast and stay hydrated!

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🐍 xviper-the-fagx

Ithunk i atw a bug

#it difnr taste good euther :/

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So I guess I'm just on this site now?? Clanblr is gone. I can't access any of its posts. But. I can see "Tumblr". Which is weird. The posts are really strange here.

[vodika-vibes]

Hello! Glad you're feeling better! And Congrats on the 500 followers!!

Could I make a request for your 500 follower event?

Alpha-17, Peridot (Strong Love), and morning.

Thank you!!

Tell Me

Summary: Sometimes, just sometimes, you doubt Alpha’s love for you. Luckily, he’s not shy about admitting such things to you.

Pairing: Alpha-17 x F!Reader

Word Count: 741

Prompt: Peridot - Strong Love

Warnings: None

Tagging: @trixie2023 @n0vqni @imabeautifulbutterfly

A/N: Thank you for your request! I hope you enjoy your smidgen of Alpha-17!

It’s hard sometimes, ignoring the comments that the other natborn medics make about the men that you are all in charge of keeping healthy. The suggestive comments, and the less than subtle flirtations have a tendency to push you to the very end of your tether, but over time, you’ve learned to ignore their comments.

Mostly.

You have the hardest time when it’s Alpha-17 that they’re flirting with. And they’re not even subtle with him, flat out offering him places in their beds or offering to take him to the storage room to give him the ride of his life-

Those comments are the hardest to ignore.

Because Alpha is yours, and you are his. Though no one else knows that because you prefer to keep things professional when you’re working, and because Alpha likes keeping you to himself.

Normally you can force yourself to ignore the comments. They bother you, but you can bury yourself in a project or something, and can force the discomfort away.

Normally.

But for some reason, today the words of your coworkers are like ice picks getting jammed into your heart. For some reason, you can’t ignore their flirtations and suggestive comments. And your options are to explode on them and force them to be professional for one god-damned day, or walk away and claim a migraine.

And you choose to walk away. Even though it’s still early in the day. Even though you have a full day of tests and exams you’re supposed to do.

It’s better, in the long run. The moment the word migraine falls from your lips, the medbay falls silent and you’re offered an ice pack and an escort back to your quarters.

They’re good people, really.

So here you are, laying on your couch, watching trash TV with a bowl of popcorn sitting on the floor where you can easily reach it. And you’re really not surprised when your suite door slides open and Alpha-17 steps into your home.

He looks at you, at the bowl of popcorn, at the trash TV that you only watch when you’re feeling rotten about yourself, and his eyebrows creep towards his hairline. “I take it you don’t actually have a migraine.” He notes.

“...I could.”

“Uh-huh.” He walks over and crouches next to you, “What are you even watching?”

“Helicopter Moms from Hell,” You reply.

“...why?”

“It makes me feel better about my dumpster fire of a life.”

“Alright then,” Alpha grabs the remote control and powers down the holo, before dropping the remote out of reach, and then he picks up the popcorn bowl and carries it into your kitchenette.

“...rude.”

“Want to tell me what’s bothering you, mesh’la?”

“No.”

“Want to try again?”

You scowl at him, and then sit up, “I’m just…in a bad mood, that’s all.”

Alpha, who’s always been able to read you better than anyone else, eyes you with narrowed eyes, “Mesh’la,” He walks back over to you and crouches at your feet, “Does it bother you when your coworkers flirt with me?”

Your scowl deepens, “It shouldn’t.”

“But it does.”

“It doesn’t bother you.”

“Course not. Because I’m never going to take them up on any of their offers.” Alpha replies blandly, “The only person I want to take me into a storage closet or invite me into her bed is you.”

Your face heats, “That-”

He grins, “Yeah?”

You get so flustered that you look away from him and press your hands over your face, “Why do you have to say it like that?”

“Cause it’s the truth.”

“Awful. Awful man.”

Alpha laughs and reaches up to tug your hands off your face, “I love you, mesh’la.” He says it easily, “No one will ever compare to you.” He tugs you off the couch and onto his lap.

“I-”

“Tell me.”

Your hand comes up and you lightly trail your fingers against his cheek, “I love you too.”

His grin is sharp before he leans in and kisses you deeply. Intent on making you forget all of your insecurities.

And, the following day, when he comes to the medbay and all of the normal flirtations start, Alpha puts an end to it by walking over to you and pulling you into a deep kiss. Before he winks at you and then leaves without saying a word.

Leaving you standing there, your face burning with embarrassment, and your coworkers descending on you with excited squeals.

[nyxthejinx]

Cyno brainrot is real 🤯 All I can think of rn is how competitive he would be in card and board games. Win or lose doesn't matter, it's his only way to relax from duties and work as General Mahamatra. Cheating isn't allowed.

And if he does find out which he will eventually,

Dinner is still wonderful as always, but dessert is revenge best served cold after all.

New follower here and congrats on the 100 followers! Have a wonderful day/night!

Thank you for your kind words anon, I'm so so soo sorry it took months to answer 😭 I'm pretty sure this isn't what you were thinking with the revenge thing, but my brain forced me to type this... AGAIN I'M SORRY FOR I HAVE SINNED😭😭

TW: slight allusion to NSFW business but nothing explicit. Written by a late 17 y/o, read at your own discretion!

Tagging it as a smut cus... If any of you wants to elaborate... (In that case credit me PLS)

Cyno is one of those ppl who tryhard so bad in games and say "I find it relaxing". Bro? How? Aren't you popping a blood vessel?

Apparently he's completely fine, focused and dedicated but still having his fun. Untill he catches their opponent cheating. That's when he subconsciously switches to his work personality, when you can see the veins in his neck stick out under his skin.

And if you're the one who's cheating, caught red-handed with a smug-ish smile on your face?

It was hard to figure out his feelings the first time it happened. He'd never hurt you, probably not even start an argument over it. You would've expected some kind of bitter disappointment maybe, a quiet sigh and something along the lines of "you could've told me you don't enjoy my competitiveness."

But... He looks... Stoic and eerily quiet? His eyes are a couple shades darker, his jaw tense. Perhaps he IS going to give you a taste of his Mahamatra authority somehow. Perhaps you kind of fucked up-

That's when he stands abruptly, cards forgotten on the table, game ruined. He looms over your figure as if he was double your height, looks down at you with this indecifrabile twinkle in his eyes. And right when you're about to apologise honestly,,,

He picks you up as though you were made of feathers and throws you on the nearest couch/bed. Gives you zero time to fully realise what's going on, he's already breathing down your neck and muttering how "a punishment is in order for the cheater."

Well I, uh, good- good luck Hun, you'll need it...

DON'T copy/repost my work. REBLOG instead! ©nyxthejinx

[lqvesoph]

the right shirt 2 - joão félix (social media au)

joão félix x ronaldo!sister

request: Heyyy are you doing social media au's? Cause I'd love to request a João Félix x Ronaldo's sister. Maybe like that Ronaldo wants her to wear his shirt to the matches but then she starts dating João

Yess, ofc. I have a love hate relationship with Social Media Au's tbh. I really hate to read them but I'm slut for writing them. I'll probably make this in 2 party cuz you can only add 10 pictures per post. Also I'll probably just mainly use pictures of his real girlfriends cause she's stunninggggg and has quite a lot of pictures that fit well

masterlist | part 1

liked by: joaofelix79, avrilsantos, kikalurez and 3,262,529 others

yndossantos: Someone teach me how to handle these

comments:

joaofelix79: Pretty necklace

→ yndossantos: Right??

avrilsantos: YOU WENT ON A SUSHI DATE?? WITHOUT ME??

cristiano: WOW, that's why you couldn't come to movie night?

→ yndossantos: Cris, is this really necessary?

milagomes: Babe, you look so gorgeous

fan: How's Avril coping with seeing Yn eating sushi with someone else??

→ rodrigolurez: Not good

carolinaferreira: Girl how are you so pretty??

goncaloramos88: How did you manage to eat this??

→ yndossantos: I failed miserably

→ fan: Why's he still commenting on her posts?

fan: You're so beautiful omfg

fan: Girl get away from my husband!!

→ fan: Chill down, you're 13

fan: Everyone knows...

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yndossantos: Pool Day

comments:

avrilsantos: Look at this ass omggg

→ yndossantos: 😘

kikalurez: What a beautiful pool

→ yndossantos: Big enough to...

→ cristiano: YN!!!

→ yndossantos: swim laps

milagomes: This is so aesthetically pleasing

rodrigolurez: My best friend's prettier than yours

→ yndossantos: Awww

fan: oh- OH

fan: Does she think she's distracting us with that first picture? nah nah nah. we see him, girl, we see him

fan: Why is she with him??

fan: Girl. Get away from him!!

fan: The mad 11 year olds in her comments LMAOO

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yndossantos & joaofelix79: Surprise

comments:

avrilsantos: HUGE surprise

→ yndossantos: Shhh

kikalurez: Y'all are so adorable!!

antogriezmann: Congrats but what surprise

→ yndossantos: Shhh, go along with the joke

fan: Important question, what does rodrigolurez think of him?

→ rodrigolurez: He's quite alright ig

avrilsantos: Yeah your welcome for taking the video

→ yndossantos: Thank youuuu

→ joaofelix79: Forever in your debt

→ avrilsantos: That's what I want to hear

→ fan: He's got a good relationship with her family already, i love it

rodrigolurez: Too much pda guys...

→ milagomes: Be happy you weren't there, there were making out the entire time

→ cristiano: WHAT!?

→ yndossantos: WE WERE NOT!!

→ avrilsantos: Where did you disappear to for 20 minutes?

→ yndossantos: Uh- bathroom

→ milagomes: Together?

→ joaofelix79: You're not making it look better, fofinha...

reinildoo17official: Congrats bro

fan: She's only with him for his money and fame

→ Please, she's literally Ronaldo's sister. She's got more fame than him since the day she was born lol

fan: They're mad cute

fan: Does Ronaldo approve?

fan: Bitch get away from my husband

→ fan: Tf!?

fan: How old is she?

→ fan: She's turning 19 this year

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liked by: yndossantos, antogriezmann, avrilsantos and 2,651,972 others

joaofelix79: Weekend recap

comments:

cristiano: Where are your clothes!??

antogriezmann: Still don't know how you pulled her...

→ cristiano: Yeah me neither

avrilsantos:

kikalurez: God, she's so pretty

→ joaofelix79: I agree

rodrigolurez: Alright now, give her back again

fan: Her eyes omgg

→ joaofelix79: Beautiful, aren't they?

fanciscoborba: I want that dog

→ yndossantos: He's mineeee

→ fan: Isn't it João's?

→ yndossantos: No, I stole him

reinildoo17official: Bro got major rizz

fan: I don't know if I want to be her or be with her

fan: Yn always having her fingers in João's hair is so adorable!!

→ fan: Omg you're right, I've never noticed

→ yndossantos: He's got soft hair...

fan: They're both so attractive. HELPPP

fan: Idk who I'm more jealous of...

fan: João majorly fangirling about and crushing on her in the comments

→ fan: It's so cute

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tagged: joaofelix79

liked by: joaofelix79, kikalurez, rodrigolurez and 4,628,529 others

yndossantos: hi

comments:

cristiano: YN!!!!

joaofelix79: You might've just signed my execution papers...

→ cristiano: Damn right...

→ fan: João, count your days lmao

antogriezmann: Bro...

avrilsantos: If Cris suffers a heart attack from this, I for sure will show this picture to your kids istg

→ cristiano: WHAT KIDS??

→ rodrigolurez: WHAT KIDS??

→ kikalurez: Avril babe YOU just gave him a heart attack lmaoo

milagomes: I'm not ready to be an aunt yet

fanciscoborba: I will show this to your dad

→ yndossantos: You don't dare

reinildoo17official: Oh so that's why you were late for training

→ cristiano: WHAT!??

→ joaofelix79: I was not

fan: Whoop

fan: CR won't be happy about that

→ fan: Seeing his little sister naked in bed with his teammate? Nah probably not

fan: I just had...

→ fan: ... and it felt so good

cristiano: Please stop posting pictures without your clothes on, thank you!!

→ cristiano: I have a suggestion as well, of what you could where. My football shirt!!!

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[finniestoncrane]

Finnieeee congrats on 1k followers! 🫂 I don't know if you are still up to it, but if you are would you please do number 9 (🎀 No.9: Ever Fallen In Love With Someone 🎀) for me?

Okay, okay, so uh- You already know me a little, so I won't make this unbearably long, haha! Sooo... I'm hispanic! English is not my first language and I get kinda insecure about my accent. If you mix that up with me tripping over my own tongue, you can just imagine how embarrasing it is for me to speak with someone who is a native speaker. Being awfully shy and having social anxiety does not help one bit either, haha- What else? Oh! I love, love, LOVE physical affection! I'm a very touchy-feely person, but I respect people's boundries! I'm very sensitive, I can't stand conflict or loud noises ;; More superficial stuff about myself is that I'm very short, kinda chubby and I feel most comfortable wearing sweaters and skirts or dresses! Soft, pastel colors are my favorite and I always look for a cottagecore-y aesthetic! Overall, I love cutesy stuff

Again, don't feel pressured to answer if the event is already over! Thank you for reading, love youuu 💗

🎀 No.9: Ever Fallen In Love With Someone 🎀

tell me a little bit about yourself and i'll give you a rogue pairing a/n: ah mary! i love you!! i spent so long deciding on this one because i KNEW i was giving you a big boy, but i couldn't quite decide which of the big boys, and in the end i hope i picked right!! 1k milestone info! 🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k

ok so i knew he had to be a sweet, big, soft boy and i think OBD ozzie is perfect in every way. he's so self-aware, so humbled, and has such a big heart. plus he's got an adorable double chin and big thick fingers which... kjhkjhasd

hey he gets it with the accent thing, he feels a little out of place too. and since his downfall and rise back to the top he is so hyper-aware of everything he says or does. he doesn't want to hurt any feelings, doesn't want to ruin any friendships or partnerships. which is great, because it shows how loving he really is, but it also means he gets a bit too concerned and trips over his words or stutters when he's around someone he really cares for

he doesn't suffer from any kind of social anxiety though, not when it comes to interacting with the world, so he can help you navigate difficult people or situations no problem!

physical affection is a big win here. any kind of affection is actually. he's been craving a genuine emotional connection with someone since childhood. someone he doesn't have to pay to be around him, who just reaches out to hold his hand or stroke his cheek for no other reason than they love him and want to

no need to be worried about boundaries around him either, he looks like the kind of big guy who would surround you in a hug and never let go, so there's no need to worry about if you're hugging him too much, and a soft pat on the leg can never go amiss if you're trying to be subtle...

so this is where i think he is perfect, because of all the penguins, i think he's the least likely to be loud or to shout. he seems like he can get everything done in a quiet voice. he carries himself with an attitude that does the talking for him. and yeah there'll be conflict, but never between you and him, and he'd never involve you in any of it

ok cutesie stuff? the man has a lounge with penguins in it, i don't know how much cuter you can get. guarantee that he has a collection of penguin stuffies and penguin figurines that he collects because he thinks they're cute. and the pastel colours, specifically lilac, would be perfect because then you'd match him, but everyone would know you're his softer side, emblematic of his gentle nature that's often overlooked or hidden

[dreamsy990]

here's a short reclist of multip-chapter/longform ((mostly) joker-centric, alternate universe, angsty, sometimes hurt/comfort) persona 5 fics that i greatly enjoyed

ships may include: goro akechi/joker, (minor hints of yusuke kitagawa/joker in one, i'll mention it in that fics description)

-Oh Alice, There's no Reflection in the Looking Glass. by intothefrisson

An angsty new game plus au that made me cry several times, with some palace ruler Joker mixed in for flavor. It's unfinished but still is a satisfying conclusion where it's left off. This fic ripped my heart out, stomped on it, set it on fire and threw it to a lake full of pirahanas and I'm thanking it. There's some akeshu shipping, but it's pretty tame and not really the main focus. Also the chapter names are gold. Also also there's a bunch of P4 references I didn't really understand, but if you've played that game you might like it. On top of that all is some amazing art that's so good I had some of it as my lock screen for months. I pulled 2 all nighters to finish reading this fic as soon as possible and so if you do that and die uh. I am not responsible.

-It's Showtime by HoneyCirrus

A palace ruler!Joker au that once again stomped on my heart like it was a spider and im still not over it. It's set right between Haru's introduction as Beauty Thief and the actual start of Okumura's palace. It's very fun and Haru breaks a table to get everyone to shut up. I loved every second of this disaster and you will too. This one's the one with minor hints of unrequited Yusuke/Joker so if you're not into that beware, but as someone who's not a big fan of that ship I barely noticed it so don't worry too much.

-Ducks Out by Ren_Saxon (UNFINISHED; ACTIVELY UPDATED)

It may be an elaborate shitpost but this fic has me in a goddamn stranglehold. It's a more Akechi-centric duck soulmate au that has no right to be so good. I'm not a fan of soulmate aus normally but damnit this one broke me. It's the embodiment of crack treated seriously and if you like that then you'll love this, and if you don't give it a shot anyway. Akechi's inner monologue is hilarious and Arsene being terrible at directions is a thing. Arsene is here and he is a disaster.

-a heartbeat without harmony by pana (panaceaa) (UNFINISHED; ACTIVELY UPDATED)

This one's not really angsty I just think it's funny. Akechi and Joker get into a fake dating competition and become menaces upon society. It's only 2 chapters in out of 5 but I liked it enough to share. If you like slamming your face into a wall wanting to strangle your blorbo because they can't see obvious signs then congrats, this is the one for you. Do beware of the eventual smut tag though.

[enochianghost]

@dragonwithafez tagged me in a self-rec tag game, so i guess i gotta show off my own art here now

Rules: Share five of your own fanworks (fic, art, etc.). Then, tag five more people to share the things they've made.

we might be stretching the definition of "fanworks" here just a heads up

Something you absolutely adore

i still absolutely love how this picture of my two ocs turned out. i just think it looks nice. my boys look so happy <3 (they're from Turning to Savagery which I'm about to rec later on this post lol)

Something that was challenging to create

can my entire pokemon blog count? I drew literally every single pokemon, using the pokedex as a guide. this was honestly so tiring and i hated it a lot the time, but also im so happy i did it. it really forced me to practice drawing a lot of things i otherwise never would've even tried, and it also just got me into the habit of making art all the time, so during hiatuses i end up working on my own stuff a lot more. plus i really love getting the occasional note from someone excited to see that someone finally draw fanart of their favorite niche pokemon :)

i can't believe i've really drawn over a thousand pokemon at this point. what a weird accomplishment lol

Something that makes you laugh (or smile, if that fits more comfortably)

this picture of chip the beanie baby. it makes me smile because i love my irl chip beanie baby so much <3 also i've gotten some comments on it saying how much they love chip too and it makes me so happy! my precious boy deserves all the love in the world

Something that surprised you (in how it turned out, how much other people liked it, etc.)

uh...idk...the fact that out of all the pokemon, starmie's post was the one to get the most notes on my pokemon blog?? why do y'all like starmie so much

Something you want other people to see

please go read my warriorcats fanfic Turning to Savagery. I worked really hard on it. also i want more ppl to know who my blorbos are

okay, as always when i tag ppl, you can just ignore me if you don't wanna do this. i won't be offended i pinky promise. also you can do this anyway and say i tagged you. if you're reading this rn congrats you're officially tagged by me. show me your art, i demand it

@bougonia @henriediosa @nothing-is-relevent-but-it-is @ashestosparks @enderblogs-23

and last plug, but if you like my art and actually wanna keep up with it, i suggest following me on deviantart. or instagram i guess but i post less often on there. or just @pokemon-every-day if all you care about is my pokemon fanart. okay im done goodbye i love you

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

UR ALWAYS MY NO.1 LOVER BRIE DW...

TOO MUCH MILK LMFAO..okay but why are one piece stans so....stanny....like there's no way you're still loyal to a show that's stretched on for 1K EPISODES. WHAT THE FUCK

oh...i guess i have to keep thinking of fic ideas... (BRIE DO YOU LIKE THEM. AND DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIFIC THINGS YOU REALLYREALLYREALLY LIKE TO WRITE)

IN MY DEFENSE...(i have no defense. where's a guy like scoups to put me back in my place when i need it smh) WHAT ARE YOUR RESULTS????

OH WTF I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE EXTREMELY SIMILAR... DO YOU USE HINGE?? (and yeah tinder is a hellhole)

OKAYOKAY IM SORRY 😭😭 NO PROJECT DEADLINES!! and i completely understand; deadlines are HELLISH so as long as you finish things on your own schedule, then it's all good <3 (also if you need a proofreader .....)

IM ACTUALLY SO PUMPED FOR THE JIHOON FIC?? IT'S YOUR PASSION PROJECT RIGHT??

PLUTO TV.. BRIE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME IN YEARS LMFAOOOOOOO.. whats ur fav hunger games (book? movie?) and fav percy book... (if you say anything after the heroes of olympic you're dead to me ......../j)

I DID DROP HIM. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH HE PROLLY WON'T FUCK ME AND MAKE IT RELATION FROM SITUATION, SO HE'S JUST A BIG OL BUDDY OL PAL....

sorry i dont have any doritos or abestos...can i offer a pepto bismol

VIKI!! OMG OKAY STOP IM SO EXCITED IM GONNA WATCH IT RN

ditto brie 🥰🥰🥰 YOU BETTER FIND THAT DOMINANT BRAT TAMER MAN HAHAHAHAHAH

don't we all need one tho. they should be governmentally mandated.

LMFAO WHAT KIND OF RIZZ IS THAT BRIE. HE KNOWS HE'S GOING TO MISS YOU SO HE POUTS AT YOU???? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT 😭😭😭

OKAY BUT IF A GUY YOU LIKED POUTED AT YOU....i think the more realistic outcome is that he would be on his knees for you....

I DONT THINK I USED THE WRONG EMOJI, MAYBE I READ THE TAG WRONG???

HOW WAS YOUR DAY/WEEK??? TELL ME ABOUT IT BRIE

-congrats on responding to your asks SMH (from 🫨 anon)

You know when you say it like that a really smart part of me is kinda jealous like i wish all of my hyper-fixations had 1000+ episodes of me to consume like… that’s SO MUCH CONTENT

I DO LOVE YOUR FIC IDEAS I AM SO HAPPY YOU SEND THEM TO ME THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU YOUR MOST RECENT FIC REMINDS ME OF THE INFAMOUS DESTIEL FIC UHM UHM I DONT REMEMBER WHAT ITS CALLED THE ELVIS ONE WHERE THEY’RE GAY AND ITS LIKE THE 60S OR SOMETHING

I don’t think i have anything specific i like to write… Just dumb romcom shit 😃

THIS IS JULY 2023:

MY FAVORITE HUNGER GAMES BOOK IS CATCHING FIRE BECAUSE TBH I LIKE ALL THE STUFF IN THE CAPITOL AND ALL THE SECRET ALLIANCE STUFF GETTING TO KNOW THE TRIBUTES AND THE WORLD VERSUS JUST THE GAMES

AND UHM I DONT KNOW ABOUT PJO THATS SO HARD… i did uh… uhm… possibly… enjoy… trials of apollo… maybe… BUT MAYBE TITANS CURSE IS MY FAVORITE. I LOVE. Nico. LOVE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU WHAT WERE YOURE FAVORITES

Pepto would actually slap, pass it over 😃

I hate him. And men. UGH.

IM SORRY I PUT THIS IN MY DRAFTS AND FORGOT ABOUT IT IM SO STUPID 😃

[youbloodymadgenius]

The Sound of Your Footsteps (Ivar x reader)

A/N: This is my entry to @mrsalwayswrite 350 Celebration Challenge. Congrats again, love ♥️🌻♥️

Sense: Hearing - Prompt: Footsteps

The reader is blind. I'm not visually impaired. I did a lot of Google research on living with blindness, but I'm sure I still got things wrong. Sorry about that, and please, just know I tried my best.

@geekandbooknerd, thanks for beta reading this for me 💖 You're fantastic 🤩

Let me know if you want to be tagged 😊

Summary: Ivar wonders about the reader's eyesight. When he asks her about it, she has no choice but to answer him.

Warnings: soft, soft Ivar; blindness; possible inaccuracies.

Words: 2430

Crutch – right foot – left foot – crutch – right foot – left foot – crutch – right...

You remember like it was yesterday the first time you heard his footsteps. You've never been so scared. In the great hall of your father, Jarl Henriksson, you were just a frightened bride-to-be – actually you were still a child – promised to a prince you'd never met but whose reputation you knew. So much has changed since then. The thought makes you smile, and as often, gratefulness is flooding your mind as you silently thank the gods. For all Ivar's flaws, you couldn't have asked for a better husband.

You're not surprised when the door cracks open and, sitting upright on the bed, you look up, a beaming smile adorning your face.

"What are you smiling about, Y/N, uh?" His voice is soft, as it always is when it's you he's talking to.

As he crosses the poorly lit room, you struggle to follow him with your gaze, squinting, pressing your lips together, and forgetting to answer him. It doesn't matter, though, since Ivar seemingly stops all of sudden – no more footsteps, no more thud of his crutch.

His question comes out of the blue, your husband catching you off guard. "Can you see me at all?" He asks pointedly, but the concern in his voice is obvious and you can hear him frowning.

Your heart sinks. You know you should have told him, it just never seemed like the right time. Now, there's no way you can dodge the issue.

Closing your eyes for a brief moment, you decide to answer his question with a question. It's pointless, undoubtedly, but it could buy you some time. "Why are you asking, Ivar?"

"Why am I asking? What do you think, my love?" You startle when he stabs the wooden floor with his crutch before taking a step. "Maybe," his voice sounds closer now, "because you haven't said a word even though my face is covered in blood. Shouldn't you be concerned about my well-being?"

Dumbstruck, open-mouthed, you squint once again, harder, desperate, but to no avail, to make out more than the shadow figure of the man – your husband – now standing in front of you.

"Iv..." You stutter, "Iv..." Squeezing your eyes shut, you struggle to hold back the tears that are threatening to escape. "What... What happ... happened?" You finally manage to say.

"Y/N," Ivar utters a long, tired sigh, "there's no blood on my face. You can't tell, can you?"

Realizing that you got played, you furrow your brow. You want to be mad at him, a slight feeling of betrayal making you uncomfortable, but you know you can't. After all, you betrayed him first, by not telling him.

"Ivar..." You just whisper, looking up and giving him a sheepish half-smile.

A hand lightly brushes yours and then the bed sinks as Ivar sits himself to your right. Wrapping his fingers around your hand, his thumb gently strokes your wrist as he sighs once more. "I'm sorry for tricking you, my love..." You’re sure he is - you know he is.

"The truth is, Y/N," another sigh, "I've been wondering for some time now about your sight. It's subtle but, you seem more clumsy than usual, and your movements are slower, more careful. And you don't really make eye contact anymore. So..." You can feel a finger on your chin and then Ivar turns your face. You know without a doubt that he's giving you one of those piercing stares that seem to see directly into your soul. "Tell me, can you see me at all?"

As much as you'd like to, you know there's no turning back now. Your shoulders sag. "Not..." You wince at your shaking voice, and so you clear your throat, gathering your courage. "Not exactly."

"Not exactly?" He repeats your words incredulously. "What does that mean, huh?"

Embarrassed, you just shrug and Ivar insists as he places his other hand on your knee. "What can you see, my love?"

He may be close, his face a few inches from yours, but you can hardly see anything. Sure, you can tell there's someone in front of you; and if you didn't know it was him, you could probably tell it's a man just by their build; but that's it. No details, no features,...

Inhaling deeply, you grab his hand resting on your knee, squeezing it tightly. "Not much." As he keeps quiet, you know Ivar is waiting for more details. So, you give him a sorry smile and eventually take a steady breath before admitting the truth. "Mostly shapes and shadows. And light." As if to make your point, you turn your gaze towards the fireplace, your landmark whenever you are in the room at night, deprived of daylight.

Next to you, Ivar gasps – a rare occurrence. "And that's why you put more and more candles everywhere, right?" You feel the movement of his arm more than you see it as he surely gestures towards the candles that are scattered around your shared bedchamber.

Feeling his intense gaze on you, you nod, knowing he can see it. "Yes, it... helps."

"Why?" Ivar's voice sounds broken and you can hardly bear it. "Why didn't you tell me, Y/N?"

"Why should I have, Ivar?" You ask without malice, barely seeing – no pun intended – where the problem is. "My sight and my eyes are not that important, you know? We never talk about your legs either."

"It isn't the same." Ivar retorts with a pinch of irritation and then heaves a sigh. "My legs are... what they are. They never change. The pain may come and go, but my condition is still the same. But you... Your eyes, my love... Your sight has deteriorated to the point where you can barely see, and you haven't said anything. You didn't have to face this alone, Y/N. I'm asking you again, why didn't you tell me?"

If you're being honest, you don't know exactly why. When your vision began to blur several winters ago, you abruptly found out that you had inherited your mother's condition, who had gone completely blind even before you married Ivar. At that time, you were still able to see quite properly, but you had told him, of course. Then... Then it had been a very slow progression, which had allowed you to adjust gradually, almost without noticing it, until one day, a few moons ago, you had realized that what you were seeing was just a big nothing made of various shades of grey.

You're not going to lie, not being able to see is often frustrating and sometimes even scary, but actually, it's not as hard as you thought it would be. That's why, as you just said to Ivar, it's not that important.

You shrug, an embarrassed smile playing on your lips, before tilting your head downward. "I... I don't know..." You eventually admit as Ivar scoots closer, his breath now on your face. "But I wasn't alone, my love. You were always with me. Your love gave and still does, gives me strength. Besides, my being unable to see isn't Ragnarok, you know. It's at most a little bump in the road of my life."

Right next to you, Ivar hisses and you know he wants to object, but he won't, because arguing with you about that would be pointless. The two of you couldn't be more different. Ivar, who's continually angry at everything and everyone, can't even comprehend how you can be so resilient, while he will never fully accept his condition, even though he, unlike you, was born with. Yet, you know he admires you for that.

"You're so strong." He says instead, gently cupping your cheek. He strokes your cheekbone with a calloused thumb, and for a few moments, there are no words exchanged as only your breathings fill the silence.

As you finally want to tell him that it's not about strength, that, simply put, you have no choice, you hear Ivar take a sharp intake of breath and he speaks again, his quavering voice a dead giveaway of how upset he really is. "You can't see my face, or my eyes, even from this close, can you?"

At this point, hiding the truth will do no good. So, you sigh, cover his hand resting on your face with yours, and then turn your head and confess "No, I can't anymore," before pressing a kiss to his palm.

"But... You remember my eyes, don't you?" You can hear the slight panic in his voice. "You can still see them in your mind's eye, right?"

You know he doesn't say it in a cocky way. He knows just how much you love – loved – them. His otherworldly and so expressive blue eyes. They had been your anchor; the light in your darkness. How many times have you drowned in his eyes? You were sure that nothing, not even the years, could erase them from your memory. Yet, you were wrong.

It had been a painful realization. If you still can somehow see Ivar's face in your mind, the blue of his eyes has disappeared, as if washed away by the greyness in which you live every day.

You swallow, not answering him for a long time, and he just waits, his hand now on the side of your head.

After letting out a breath you didn't know you were holding, you grab his hand, squeezing it. "The colors, Ivar... They're gone... I've lost them."

"What do you mean? I know you can't see colors, it's nothing new." His harsh tone doesn't fool you. Your husband is worried, alarmed by your words.

"No, that's not what I mean, my love. I no longer know what red is, or yellow, or blue. I mean, I obviously know that an apple is red, or that grass is green, I... I know that your eyes are blue, but it doesn't mean anything anymore. I... I can't remember colors, that’s what I'm trying to say. And therefore no, Ivar, I can't remember your eyes."

Silence falls over the two of you as Ivar is trying to process what you just told him. As if to make sure he's still there, you squeeze his hand tighter but don't utter a single word.

"I'm... I'm sorry..." His whisper is barely audible, his breathing uneven, and you wouldn't be surprised if he was silently crying.

"Don't be, my love." You retort, not missing a beat, as your free hand finds his arm, moves up to his shoulder, his neck, and finally his face, which you cup tenderly. "I'm fine, I swear I am."

You're not lying. Things aren't perfect but it could be worse. You could be without him. "As long as I have you by my side, I can handle anything." As your lips graze his skin, you can taste the salt on his cheek. "No need for tears, my love. I've been watching my mother for years. I saw her cooking, sewing, or even taking care of my baby brother, even though she had already lost her sight. I'm not helpless. I will do as she did. I've already adapted. I rely more heavily on my hearing and yes, I think I make it work."

"But–" Ivar begins, but you shush him, your pointer finger gently stroking his mouth. "There's no buts, my love. I have neither the time nor the desire to mourn what I have lost. I could cry all day because I can't remember your eyes, but what good would that do me? None. So, I rather focus on what I have. Remember, you were asking me earlier why I was smiling, right?"

Ivar is unable to speak but you can feel it when he nods. "I was smiling because I was thinking how much I love hearing your footsteps now. I'm pretty sure it's one of my favorite things about you."

Under your hand, Ivar clenches his jaw, his whole body tenses, and suddenly, you're not sure if he's breathing. You know him well enough to be sure that disbelief is written all over his face.

"Listen, Ivar," you explain softly, "Wherever I am, everything looks the same now. Shades of grey, fuzzy dots of light, and hazy shapes... Most of the time, I could be anywhere and it would be the same. Even in the Great Hall, when you're out and about, I sometimes wonder where I exactly am. It's not a very nice feeling, you know? And then, I hear your footsteps, the thud of your crutch and the familiar clicking of your braces. And I know I'm not lost, I know I'm home. Because wherever you are, I am home. Because you're my home, and it doesn't matter where I am. And the sound of your footsteps is more often than not the first thing telling me that you're near me. It's comforting, reassuring, and it makes that warmth around my heart flare up. I used to look into your eyes and that way I knew I was safe. Now I listen carefully and when I hear your footsteps, I know that nothing can happen to me. That you'll keep me safe. That I'm home."

Of course, it is a sensitive topic. You're aware that your husband despises his awkward gait, his severe limp. You know he hates his crutch and his inability to sneak up. You need him to understand though.

For a fleeting moment, Ivar doesn't react and it unsettles you. With no visual cues, you don't know what to do with his silence. But then, you feel his smile under your fingertips and you know he gets it and so you smile back, relief flooding your mind.

"My footsteps, huh?" Ivar chuckles. "To be honest, if anyone had told me that one day it'd be your favorite feature of me, I wouldn't have believed it. But well," you feel him shrug, "guess I can live with that." Letting out an amused sigh, he finally adds, "The blind and the cripple! We're quite a pair, aren't we?"

You giggle, but the next moment, Ivar wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you into a kiss, his hands roaming your back, and the outside world immediately ceases to exist. And as you can hear him moaning, as you can taste the mead on his tongue, as you can smell his earthy, woody scent, as you can touch his chiseled and muscular chest, you know you'll be fine, no matter what.

You'll both be fine.

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[samissosexyyy]

Tumblr thought it would be hilarious to delete all my work and not let me answer requests :').

YES I SHALL WRITE THE PLATONIC ANGRY PARENTS-

And thank you-I woke up and was talking to my friend in the morning and my brain just: jojo villain yandere dads. Mudad mudad mudad mudad anger.

Anyways, here they are- Do these even count as headcanons???? I dunno-

Dio, Part 1

Vampire form of course.

First thing first, We all know he'd be a great dad. Protective already, But make him a yandere platonic father? Oh boy, Trust me, You'd be spoiled and treated like royalty.

Now, I'm gonna say in this scenario you were on of his victims child. I'll say you'll be around 5 to eight.

Somehow you managed to catch his eye, Is it because your parent was just as bad as his? You reminded him of his mother? Or maybe you resemble him, and have three moles on your ear. Or, perhaps, A younger joestar? Either way, You somehow had him feeling like a father, and, according to one of my friends, Araki had said DIO would treat his children like they were royalty, And they would be so spoiled.

So, Mudad would end up taking you in, kidnapping, whichever honestly. He'd be holding you like a loving pet owner would, if you got scared, he'd probably be confused. Honestly he'd have you turned into a vampire quickly, as he knew he wouldn't be able to have children as a Vampire.

Truthfully, I think you'd end up never noticing how he'd occasionally pull you closer, or how he'd glare at anyone your age or older going near you. Or how he'd give you some strict rules, Like no dating anyone. E v e r. And why would you ever want to hurt your papa like that?! You wouldn't want to do that, right?! Of course you wouldn't! Dio knew you'd never betray him like that!!

Truth be told, he'd guilt you if you tried to go against his words. But punishments? No no, He'd never actually purposefully hurt you, Unlike his love interest, he'd NEVER want to cause you pain ever. He'd hate himself and wouldn't forgive himself for years. Centuries. Infact, he'd beg for your forgiveness.

The Pillarmen

And satannnaaaaa

First of all, You aren't a pillarchild. You'd most likely be some kind of god, vampire, or a young hamon learner. Or even related to the Joestars or Ceasar.

So, Let's say you're immortal who can walk in the sun. We all know you'd be the joestar side, Right? So, That means you'd end up hating or feeling pity for the pillarmen. First, You'd probably end up trying to make Santana hally when he awakens. Unlike with Joseph, He'd probably know not to attempt to attack you. Let's say you have symbols like Dio Over heaven, We all know how that would work.

You'd end up as a being worshipped by them, probably kidnapped after they destroy the Joestars.

Let's say they defeated Joseph and the others, and you were still a deity, You'd most likely be weaker then them in this scenario. They'd probably treat you like a kitten at first, like a baby before they all felt a connection. As if you were a child of their own, so they'd give you rules. And we all know how rules go with yanderes.

Let's say uh- you fell for a mortal.

"No. No."

[Crush name has fallen from a high place.]

"DADS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU-"

"NO CUSSING IN THIS CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!"

or something like that :')

Honestly, You'd have bird dad, and a bunch of other dads. Santana would honestly be like the cool big brother honestly. You'd probably want horns too so-

They would totally buy you halloween horns to put on your head so you'd be happy baby

Now, Hamon user? They'd probably find you like a cute animal at first, probably going easy on you like it was a game of tag. Soon, they'd realize how weak and fragile you are, After all, You are just starting hamon. They'd probably kidnap you to spite Joseph and his side at first, before... Well, You didn't expect to become a vampire and treated like royalty when all you've been treated like is uh... Considering Lisalisa is your coach, I'd say you'd be happy if it was someone else doing this for you.

Josephs sibling? WOAH Joseph, When did you get a cute sibling? Pfft, Not your sibling anymore, They just adopted your ex sibling nerd.

But, All jokes aside, They'd probably be surprised that you were more mature then your brother, and...you sorta resemble a certain Coach... Oh, Humans all look the same, haha.

They'd probably kidnap you infront of Joseph just to make him feel guilt and rage, After all, Why not get their prized treasure and make Joseph angry? They'd give you more rules, until Joseph was gone, of course.

And, sadly, Not even you crying would stop them from making you into a vampire infront of your big brother, breaking both of your hearts.

Don't worry you got ice cream later smh.

Ceasars sibling? Mini pancake? Haha, They'd kidnap you as soon as they felt parent like tendencies. No denying them, infact, they'd make sure you saw ceasar get defeated by the ro ck. But don't worry! You have new parents and a brother-! Haha, Poor you.

Part 3 DIO AKA mudad!

Honest to god you'd probably have to be a stand user with a weak or strong stand, or, you were one of his kids he had with a lucky woman who survived and got a naked polaroid of him as a 'wow you lived! Congrats, now go have my kid lmao' gift. Or, Maybe you were a normal kid who was kind to him, even if he,,,,  did some questionable murder infront of you. And maybe you were a young

Now, Let's say you were a strong stand user. He'd end up wanting to use a flesh bud until he realized... He never had a kid, that he knows of, and decided to raise you! At first he'd be upset you had a strong stand like your mudad, but realized you could protect yourself from those dreadful joestars! Congrats, You became a Brando! :) How unlucky, Considering this DIO would probably force vampire masks onto you, or even using fleshbuds as a threat. Either way, You'll always be papas baby!

Yoshikage kira.

Like I said in my first post of this, He'd want to have a nice average life. You having a stand wouldn't be a problem, Since he'd probably convince you Josuke and the others are awful and rude.

Josukes sibling? Well, He'd end up telling you he can help your brother with his murder issue if you come with him. You don't exactly have a choice since Killer queen would easily overpower you if you had disagreed. You'd end up being a normal and peaceful child before long, Infact, He'd have to pretend he had adopted you behind his 'wifes' back.

Hayotos friend he never talks about? Congrats, You are now stuck with a crazy and loving father! And a mother, I suppose. And you get your best friend as a brother! You'd never be able to leave, how sad. But, You'd have your new mom and your dad to talk to-! And killer queen cuddle time.

Now, Let's say you were his own kid. Wowzers! You think its normal for your father to bring women hands home, after all, You are pretty young and your father told you most adults do this. Ah. How enjoyable.

Doppio/Diavolo

Oh dear. You poor child.

Either you were related to trish, and he somehow felt like you wouldn't be a problem before they felt more of a father love towards you, Most likely somehow getting rif of the traitors and your big sister.

"Where's big sister?"

"Don't worry about her, She's spending time with your mother."

Smh quit LIEING you jERK!

But seriously, Doppio would be like the fun mom asking you if you'd like bake cupcakes in his spare time! Read you bed time stories and whatnot! Diavolo would be awkward and "wanna play baseball or whatever kids like to do these days?" Awkward dad alert.

"My kid is fine!"

The kid they kidnapped/raised:

Casually trying to beat another kid with a baseball.❤💚💛

Honestly they'd insult everyone elses kids while here their kid is, casually scared of baseball.

Pucci

Papa priest! We all know he'd adopt you! I head canon him as gay, considering DIO and him were totally a thing.

So, He'd probably have you study Lord DIO bibles, and casually have you hate Jolyne. Probably even give you a stand, And even show you that DIO is the best! Worship! Protect yourself and all that!

Jotaro would probably scare you,  so I can see you holding onto Pucci while Jotaro appears anytime, so pucci would infact love it when you snuggle onto him lime a cute kitten. Hell, you even Sneeze like a kitten!

Honestly You'd be kept under watch 24/7, but you'd think it was normal, after all, Your father would mever do something so awful like Those Joestars claim...right?

Diego

Oh wow- dino dad :)

Let's say you were a big fan of his, Then, Well,You wouldn't mind having him as a dad, Now would you? He is your idol, Right? Yeah. Yeah!

He'd probably carry you around upside down, Hot pants just questioning his sanity as he drops you a million times. Hot pants would probably end up carrying you most of the time.

Mama hot pants and father Diego. Y es.

And, Let's say you were traveling with Johnny. Congrats. You've put yourself in a even worse situation considering Diego would become worried and paranoid over those two idiots hurting you! And he hates the idea of his baby boy/girl/child being hurt by barbarians!!!

Even though he'd probably hurt you on accident if I'm gonna be honest.

Kidnapping isn't a very easy job, so of course he had to knock you out! What was he supposed to do?! Ask you to come stay with him forever?! No! Maybe! HuawhuKaia-

Honestly not too many rules, just don't leave his side ever! Except when going to the bathroom. You'll be tied to his horse. No whining >:(.

Funny Valentine

Honestly what did you think he was going to do? Pick some random child? No no, He'd choose the PERFECT child! You were so lucky! Wow! The daughter of the mos powerful man ever! Lucky you, Right?

No. You don't get alone time unless it's you sleeping or bathing. You wear what he wants, and no.

Dating not allowed. Bad. No no no no no.

"No. No dating. Your lips will fall off."

"but mommys lips didn't-"

"Your face will melt off."

Basically you'd be bossed around and treated like royalty, as long as you listen to you dad!

Honestly I don't know if this is headcanons, if if it isn't feel free to scream at me in the comments-

AND I AM SO SORRY ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY ANSWER, SO I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND ARE ABLE TO ENJOY IT??? I GUESS???

[thebonggirll]

chapter six

< previous: chapter five

The next few days Percy settled into a routine that felt almost normal, if you don't count the fact that he was getting lessons from satyrs, nymphs, and a centaur.

Each morning he took Ancient Greek lessons from Annabeth, and they talked about the gods and goddesses in the present tense, which was kind of weird. He discovered Annabeth was right about his dyslexia: Ancient Greek wasn't that hard to read. At least, no harder than English. After a couple of mornings, he could stumble through a few lines of Homer without too much headache.

The rest of the day, he'd rotate through outdoor activities, looking for something he was good at. The only thing he really excelled at was canoeing, and that wasn't the kind of heroic skill people expected to see from the kid who had beaten the Minotaur.

The senior campers and counselors were watching him, trying to decide who his dad was, but they weren't having an easy time of it.

Despite all that, he liked the camp. Percy got used to the morning fog over the beach, the smell of hot strawberry fields in the afternoon, even the weird noises of monsters in the woods at night.

Y/N would tag along and talk to him, make him feel at home. She didn't know if it was overwhelming for him, she just hoped not. Cause, the outdoor activities clearly wasn't for him. At times, she would tell him to throw something up in the sky, and then would try to aim and shoot it with her arrow.

She nailed it everytime.

She would often tell dad jokes that she heard from her step-father. It made Percy a bit jealous considering how awful his step-father was, but it looked like Y/N genuinely felt happy to talk about them. Surely, she missed them a lot.

He would eat dinner with cabin eleven, scrape part of his meal into the fire, and try to feel some connection to his real dad. Nothing came. Just that warm feeling he'd always had, like the memory of his smile. He tried not to think about his mother, but he still did. Y/N assured him that he will contact him soon, but she wasn't sure that she was the right person to talk about this to him. But she tried her best.

Percy started to understand Luke's bitterness and how he seemed to resent his father, Hermes. He just wondered how Y/N had it all together. How she still managed to remain positive inspite of not getting any kind of signal from her father.

Thursday afternoon, three days after he'd arrived at Camp Half-Blood, he had his first sword-fighting lesson. Everybody from cabin eleven gathered in the big circular arena, where Luke would be their instructor. And he finally found something he was good at. Percy, actually defeated Luke in a sword fight, even with unbalanced swords.

Y/N noticed all of it. Well, she observed him a lot. She didn't know what it was, but Percy was his new friend and watching him getting used to the camp was a bit funny. Specially when Chiron tried to teach him archery and later had to desnag a stray arrow out of his tail. But, he didn't complain.

Ofcourse it was amusing. But when he defeated Luke in a sword fight, it made her think. Annabeth was right about him being useful in their team. He might be good, except there was also a lot of risk considering the way he picked a fight with Clarisse on his first day. He was interesting.

She approached him in the amphitheatre, when he was sitting alone.

"How are you catching up?" Y/N asked, "Congrats on your win against Luke! You're good at it!"

"Well, after losing so many times? I don't know."

"Hey, for someone to actually defeat that guy in a sword fight is a big deal for me," Y/N smiled, "Trust me, I lost way more times than you did."

"You can fight with a sword?"

"Uh..I'm practicing? I'm not that good." Y/N said as he looked back at her with a smile. Her heart did a flip.

"What was that?" she thought but brushed it off pretty quickly thinking it has to be because he was her first guy friend who spent a lot of time together. She cleared her mind and continued, "I heard from Grover about...your mother. I mean, I don't mean to pry but you...you're thinking that you can bring her back?"

Percy stayed quiet. Y/N nervously said, "Sorry, I mean. Look don't get your hopes up. But...I feel like..I mean...I heard how she vanished."

He looked at her. He looked a bit mad. Maybe she landed on a touchy subject. But he was her friend...and she wanted him to know something that she thought about the situation.

"Vanished, Percy. Why did she burst like that? That's not exactly how mortals...you get what I mean?"

His face changed colour, some hope. Y/N didn't know whether what she said would make him mad at her later.

"But, I also came here just a few months ago. I can be wrong about it."

Annabeth has been coming up with plans for capture the flag. It did involve Percy and it looked like he might also get hurt in the process. At first Y/N tried to tell her to find another way, but she reassured her saying, "Hey, you can cure him if he did gets hurt." And she couldn't complain.

Besides, Annabeth's plans never failed.

The day arrived and Y/N was in her cabin when Annabeth knocked on the door.

"I'm ready!" she said, as Annabeth came in.

"Wait," Annabeth said, "Look, I get it you're close to Percy but I hope you didn't tell him about our plans."

Y/N blushed and stuttered, "C-Close? I just thought we are new kids here so we should get along. Besides, you don't trust me?"

She smirked and said, "You are spending a lot of time with him. Like more than anyone else. Everyone has noticed."

"Wait...do they think...that I'm hitting on him or something?"

"Not everyone, but just the Aphrodite cabin." Annabeth chuckled, "I'm glad you found a friend. Trust me, it's a relief to see you talk to someone and get involved cause.."

"I know, I find it hard to get along with people but I try my best. Besides," Y/N smiled, "Percy made it easier for me too."

"Hey, not to be...rude but you really don't like him that way?"

Y/N blushed and said, "N-No! How did you come to that conclusion? We just...get along really well. And he's funny when you get to know him. We share our tragedy stories of our schools too."

"Fine...then just tell me something. Did you ever sing to him? Or while thinking of him? Hum a tune or something? Just asking."

"No, why?" Y/N asked surprised, "I mean, we do spend time. But we don't have THAT much time to sing along and take a break."

Annabeth smirked and said, "Okay, let's go."

"Why did you ask though?"

"Nothing, just wanted to know if he ever heard you sing solo."

"Well, okay." Y/N said and walked out of the cabin with Annabeth following her closely behind.

It might not ever cross Y/N's mind, but Annabeth observed something that she didn't. This girl sang to people who were close to her. So far, only Alex, Luke and her got the chance to hear her sing. And both of them heard a tune, that made them feel the music, and how great it was to be friends with her.

Annabeth just wanted to know if her friend sang it to the seaweed brain. Whether it was the same tune, or something different. It would all be clear to her then.

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