#if you're new here

[ode2rin]

to all the lovely ppl asking to be added to the kaiser mini-series taglist, jus wanna say that i see youuu and you've been added dw !!! and that i apologize for not replying i almost slapped myself for typing a "this is noted" and nearly sending it as a reply ._. i fear i brought home the horrors of capitalism that day ._.

[officalgeorgestaniel]

holy god häagen-dazs exträaz chocolate caramel brownie i'm literally moaning in ecstasy

[yoonia]

Just recovered from a terrible flu for a week. Woke up this morning sneezing because I forgot to wear a blanket and now I'm having a sore throat. Marvellous.

[n1ghtcrwler]

Someone at church was looking to rehome a pet rabbit, and we happened to be thinking about animals we could adopt that would be more suited to our kids than the cats, so we offered to take him. And we have him now, and he's getting used to the change and seems generally happy with his new setup, but it was mildly amusing how many people we had to assure we weren't going to eat this family's pet rabbit.

[gamebunny-advance]

Hm.

I probably should have paired the 1010 question with "How old do you think 1010 are physically?" since those can have different answers. But I don't want to over-do the polls in 1 day.

[sterling-dragon]

My thought process:

Hmm I'm gonna look at bnha

Oh look shoto

Heh, he really does faint like a princess, what a dork

Wow anime eyes are huge

T O D D L E R S K U L L S

Baby seals are cute

Julius likes baby seals, he's based for that

Rome really did have a leaded water problem sucks to be them

Senku is a medicine cat vibe rat bastard I love that fellow ace

[that-cia-agent]

Is your main weapon surprise and fear?

Hey, I left, okay?? I'm a renegade now! My main weapons are Mrellin's fists!!! (I have no muscles)

[madlori]

omg

If I had a nickel for every time Buck kissed someone with the initials TK while Maddie sang “Islands in the Stream,” I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[eggymoth]

FROLIC UPDATE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

(based off this)

[reginalusus]

Semi-quick doodles...

None of these are ships.

Ko-Fi Bluesky

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[mydotguy]

I like this game

[lucabyte]

Different standards

[eddiepeaches]

happy together <3333

[kimtaegis]

Destination: your heart Estimated Time of Arrival: whenever you need him ➤ for @jung-koook ♡