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no one will ever do it like them I'm afraid
#psme#this is a gyokuran appreciation zone#if you're boring and hate him#it's not for you!!!!#it's great to have a character like this#called out in this way#but also interrogating#if the unreliable narrator#in this case#is a critique we can push#or can many things be true#love loses
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I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.
It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.
And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.
It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.
#imagine youre in an eternal spite marriage with your ex who you're in love with because he's in love with your other ex#who youre also in love with#and your spitehusband who hates you turns to drugs to cope with the traumatic death of his daughter (which you caused but who's counting)#and you just follow him around cleaning up his messes and propping him up and keeping him alive#because despite everything you do love him#and you find him mid bender and he's told his life story to a reporter and he didn't even mention you#and you're just trying to protect him from himself so he doesn't pass out in a pool of blood on the floor#and he tells you that you're a burden#that youre the thing thats killing him#that 10 hours with a stranger made him feel more alive than your whole relationship#and he says that youre BORING#that all your trauma and grief and fear made you UNINTERESTING#yeah id do some saw trap shit too#blorboposting#benni proof#interview with the vampire#loumand#iwtv
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Bruce is the kind of parents teachers hate, because he always takes his child's side. Dick started a fight? His boy would never, the other kid probably started it and deserved it. Jason felt asleep in class? Well, maybe stop being boring. His kids are angels who can do no wrong.
The administration of Gotham Academy was so relieved when Dick graduated because they wouldn't have to deal with Bruce again, only for him to get another one. And once Jason passed away, they felt guilty to be happy to not have to see Bruce again, only for him to show up a year later for Tim. (I know, canonically, Tim went to another school, but this is funny to imagine) He isn't even the kid's guardian, but he justifies it with the absence of Tim's parents at the moment, how he is his neighbour and his son is very close to him, they see each others as brothers!
It's a bit different with Damian because he was raised differently than his siblings and could be quite arrogant at the start, but Bruce still does take his defense when he doesn't have his son's side.
Of course, once he is alone with his boys, he does ask what happens and lecture them if necessary, but in public, he gets protective. It comes from how he remembers feeling as a teen, angry and hurt but nobody listened or understood, just scolded him. He wants his kids to feel understood, to know they can express themselves to him. (It's canon that Bruce saw Jason's aggressivity as Robin as Jason being in pain. In older comics at least). It's also comes from how protective he is in general.
This also happens with the Justice League and other heroes. They have no right to criticize his kids, and he can lecture them himself if they really did something dangerous. Robin punched you? You probably deserved it.
His kids are perfect angels, ok?!
#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#dc comics#my ramblings#the thing with Jason sleeping in class and Bruce bieng like “well maybe you're boring?” actually happens in comic#he doesn’t say it like this but he yawns when the teacher complains that Jason sleeps in her class#and that's literally like saying “you're boring that's why”#Gotham Academy hates Bruce Wayne because of how he was as a student and how he is as a parent#Jason: I have done nothing wrong ever in my entire life#Bruce: I know this and I love you#Gotham Academy Headmaster: You adopted him after he stole from you?!
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https://www.tumblr.com/louisupdates/754934426217152513/goodbye-faith-in-the-future-world-tour-272024?source=share
did he or did he not lose fans then?
I will answer this because this anon actually brings a concrete question to the table rather than just "hurhur but you're a larrie??" (tell me you can't actually refute any of our points…). Anyway this post shows the decrease in Louis instagram followers between the screenshots taken directly after the release of Faith in the Future in Nov '22, when he changed his bio to promote that album and the tour tickets, and now, when he changed it again to mention the current release. But I'm putting that response under a cut because I'm tired of the actual POINT of all this nonsense getting lost in a sea of made up things people insist are important:
There is no rational argument you can make to say that Louis has less fans now than he did 2, 4, or 6 years ago. You don't need a spreadsheet of details you need to USE YOUR EYES! He has gone from filling theaters to filling arenas and stadiums. His second album made a higher chart position than his first album. His festival has doubled in size EVERY year of its existence. And for that matter: his insta post engagement numbers remain about the same (despite the fact that older posts should have way MORE likes due to having been there longer, even aside from follower counts.) SO WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT HIS INSTA FOLLOWER NUMBER???? Serious question: what does the word "fans" mean if these things aren't what matters? ALL of this quibbling about what he should do to make things better and people can't even see that THINGS AREN'T BAD.
Anyway to address the specific question- (con't......)
NO- HE DID NOT LOSE FANS. HE LOST SOME INSTA FOLLOWERS. THESE ARE NOT THE SAME THING. As I said above, literally what does it mean to lose fans if that number change coincides with him having higher sales, more audience members, and higher engagement than ever before? Whatever he lost ISN'T FANS. I wouldn't be surprised if a significant factor was something like a bot purge, but also yes: I'm sure a lot of casuals followed him around the time of his big album release and later unfollowed him. That's extremely normal because that's how casual engagement works, and why the definition of fan really matters. Louis and his team understand this and have referenced it repeatedly, talking about how lucky he is to have *us* specifically, to have the kind of dedicated fanbase he has, to have the KIND of fans he does who will allow him to do what HE wants. @dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram named the issue of depth vs breadth with regard to fans a long time ago, and pointed out why having DEPTH is so much more important. It's like this- artists who are on top 40 radio have more numbers on things like insta follows, and for a time on sales and tickets. But those aren't FANS- they're people with a casual interest. And as soon as that person isn't being forced in their ears 10x a day, those people lose interest and stop supporting them, stop buying stuff and unfollow, and those artists end up doing the 'opener on the jingle ball' circuit rather than their own tours. One Direction as a whole, and Louis maybe most of all or near to at this point, have something MUCH MORE VALUABLE than that- DEPTH FANS. Louis has fans who will support him even if he takes years to release music, or stops parading around with a pretend girlfriend to stay in the headlines at least once a month, or completely changes his image and genre, and that is UNHEARD OF. It's ASTONISHING and worth SO MUCH MORE. And they get that! THAT is why he always bragging about us, why industry people he works with are always so agog about us, why he will do anything for US- not for randos. He is also growing his breadth- and it's OBVIOUSLY WORKING whatever his follower counts are, but that is always going to be secondary to doing things for THE FANDOM because that is his sustainable business model. That is what keeps him onstage and reaching number one. And not coincidentally, the things they do are also working to grow that- much more valuable- commodity. So the fact that that's exactly what these chuckleheads complain about- that he does things that are just fandom facing or serving rather than everything being aimed at recruiting casual fans- does nothing but betray how completely they, unlike Louis and his team, misunderstand the actual drivers of his (actual, existing, happening) success. Luckily for Louis, he and his team rely on their own data harvesting (they do a LOT of it) and growth metrics (they're off the charts) rather than the smug assumptions of random (mostly quite new to this) fans and the few bitter people leading the complaining about everything Louis does.
#louis promo#all this nonsense about this tag or that tag or this or that number is so getting lost in the trees#when the forest is RIGHT HERE: WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS WORKING#so for now#I'm pretty done with this discussion unless someone actually engages meaningfully with the content of anything I'm saying#rather than just repeating the same things- but he needs to tag more! or the even more boring-#but you're a larry! if you send me a bitchy response that doesnt actually address any points I've made#I will assume it is because I'm right and you have no rebuttal other than to act like a preschooler because deep down you know it#honestly the discourse around this makes me feel a little sad and scared about the state of literacy and reading comprehension#and just general analytical thinking#but I hope its just that no one over 15 spends their time sending hate anons about fandom#if I'm wrong please come engage in actual conversation! but otherwise... let's just... not#blah blah blah#anyway there's a reason Louis is always so afraid no one will be there for him and that he started out solo era playing those radio fests..#because we are IMPROBABLE we are UNBELIEVABLE we are NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN EXPECT OR COUNT ON#and making nurturing and maintaining that his number one priority ALWAYS is extremely correct and smart#actually#I was originally going to be like here are when there were bot purges here are other artists that have seen numbers go down etc#but then I was like WAIT WHO CARES. You're letting these people dictate the conversation... but the premise is stupid#it DOESNT MATTER#depth v breadth
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me sorting through the survey results for the "least favourite warrior cats character" question while being a onestar enjoyer
#survey spoilers but where im at (about halfway through these questions) he is currently ranked 5th least favourite#and joint last for favourite (ie literally only one person out of over 500 so far has voted him in as a favourite)#everyone also elaborates “i liked him until he became leader” um excuse me that's what makes him INTERESTING and UNIQUE#im sorry that you're BORING and don't see the VISION (/lh)#i would pick this guy over blackstar or leopardstar any day and theyre both doing pretty well. but Whatever#anyways luckily he is quite a ways off from 4th place who is a character i do hate
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Is inviting the women who burnt your home down to your "my house just got rebuilt after the fire" party the greatest idea
#fable#fable 2#reaver#did he probably kill them?#yes#but can I also 100% see him viewing this as a wonderful opportunity for hate sex? also yes#hes a simple man in the sense that he works entirely with his dick in mind your honor#his diary is a wonderful thing to look through when you're bored and meant to be doing homework
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"#but come on lil buddy there's more people born every day. we've got billions now" utterly hilarious plot twist for the modern day story would be if it were revealed that louis was only with armand bc lestat actually did move on and was happily shacked up with someone else
I feel few things with absolutely certainty about this show but one of them is that this version of Lestat could have finally got his shit together in an actually happy and functional relationship, see Louis vague about him on social media and immediately blow the whole thing up. He could be shacked up in New Orleans with David and Mojo and that dog would abruptly become the child of a broken home. He's going to be up on the stratosphere making out with goqueenmommy, sense Louis making a jealous face, and accidentally save everyone so he can mon cher about it. His actual literal mom could be there and paying attention to him and he'd still probably be like "Louis! I'm so glad I can finally introduce you to Maman. Let us get dinner, the three of us."
#i say date someone else (not antoinette) but i might as well tell louis to date someone else (not armand)#wherever they go there they are that's just what they're like in relationships#which is why my boring ass being like hey did you consider that you might feel better if you dated someone who consistently admitted to#liking you is futile.#in addition to being contrary to the spirit of the thing#still. i cannot help it. i'm like i know you're scared to be alone but i really think your fear of abandonment would be less consistently#triggered if you weren't dating a dude who reminded you of your ex specifically after the torture and psychotic break that made him decide#he hates you. like that could help. perhaps. who can say#press says iwtv#interview with the vampire
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#Takashi Shirogane#Shiro#You're nothingness but shining and everywhere at once.#Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe#Sam Holt#Veronica McClain#Voltron: Legendary Defender#Mine.#All I want is to fly with queue.#Just...#Shiro lost SO much.#His long-term boyfriend who he was planning on marrying.#His freedom.#His bodily autonomy.#His identity.#His LIFE!!!!#AND his position as Black Paladin and Defender of the Universe- which gave him a sense of purpose.#He got back to Earth to find that his ex was killed#robbing him of any chance at proper closure over the end of their relationship#and had no one waiting to welcome him other than one of his superior officers.#I hate a lot about what the IGF-Atlas and Shiro's promotion to Captain of it represents for his place in the show's narrative.#Giving him his own ship was an easy way to sequester him and Coran off with the other 'boring' adult side-characters#essentially demoting the two of them to that status after they had been vital components of Team Voltron as the only proper adults with all#of the knowledge and experience their juniors lacked.#It's stupid and shitty and I sincerely hate it.#But Shiro DESERVED THIS.#Especially because he never in a million years anticipated it.#He fully expects someone to object and proclaim that he's unworthy because of his age or his brain or his arm.#But no one does.#Like Sam says-- the Atlas is SHIRO'S ship. And any and everyone who wants to take it from him can fight me.
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slash did disrespect the dead but at least he's not leaving the bodies out to rot like a spectacle for all to see. HORRENDOUSLY low bar, i know, but ... eugh
Like... he left Misty's corpse out there for at least a day, maybe longer. Wind Runner and Gorse HAPPENED to find it, and that lead to the Bumble death scene. Clear Sky disrespecting the dead was a relevant plot point.
But the team doesn't remember their own books so they've just totally forgotten that!
#The thing i keep circling back around to is how PAINFUL it is that they cannot have villains with nuance#You're either Evil or Misguided#Slash is a BORING villain. He's flat and one note. So badly written that I hope they are ashamed of themselves#Clear Sky is what real monsters and abusers ACT LIKE#He's a FANTASTIC villain. He's absolutely terrifying in how he is forever framing himself as a victim#He forces the world to move and calls its screams of pain an injustice to his heroic heart#But the erins swoon at it and buy his justifications wholesale#The 'redemption' was just EXONERATION#APOLOGIA#And it ruins him. Makes him the absolute worst character ever put to pen in this series imo#Dotc hate
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I'm not huge on the ending I'm pretty sure I'm getting for Wyll here and will be rewriting it in my head, but this was sweet
#my posts#⚔️#⚔️ light in the shadows#like the whole 'i'm going to go to hell to fight demons' thing can work with my tav#who is the most boring cardboard cutout of a protagonist i've seen in a long while#but she's a paladin and has 0 ties to the world around her so sure. she can go along for that#but if you're not down for that (and i am not) you either end up being long distance#(i hate being long distance)#or you make him duke which the game does not seem to want you to see as a morally good choice#considering both options to say he should do that just focus on doing it for power#never mind that the city will have been hurt a lot by everything that happened in the game#and wyll is a good hearted person who wants to help others#which could be perfect for helping to rebuild and create a better society here#anyway. i will be coming up with something else for my ship lore#idk i'm having trouble putting into words what i'm feeling with this#but either way. I Am Upset
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irreplaceable rant? to the left to the left
My irreplaceable rant is essentially:
When Beyonce wrote Irreplaceable it was like a giant stepping on an ant. Even in 06 she was shaping up to be a Juggernaut. B'Day launched at number 1 I believe? She was blowing up. Well established, producing bop after bop after banger after banger. And We bought Irreplaceable because we, fully, were on board. Beyonce COULD have another you in a minute. The mythos of Beyonce was taking shape. She was Beyonce, you were some guy. To the left.
When she wrote Lemonade it was like. Oh there are stakes now because whether you think Jay Z is great or not or a garbage dude or whatever, he's at least closer to her level than just "some guy".
Like. Of course she could have another you in a minute if you were some dude. But could she have another Jay Z in a minute? No, categorically she could not, and to say otherwise is to tell yourself fun lies because you hate cheaters or men or whatever. I am a firm believer that Beyonce is one of a kind and cannot be replicated in our lifetime as a cultural phenomenon, artist, creator, singer, you name it she is. incredible. But I'm also not going to pretend Jay Z wasn't in some ways just as singularly, powerfully monolithic with popculture just because most of this website understands rap less.
She writes the Sistine Chapel about him because like it or not, she wants to. She looks at him and sees things you could only dream of creating and I for one am just happy to be here, and could care less what you think about Beyonce's specialist boy who is the catalyst of some of the best music I've heard in the past decade, and also someone who MADE some of the best music I've heard in the past 20 years as well.
Beyonce's first solo recording was 03 Bonnie and Clyde, btw. As in, she was a feature on a Jay Z song before even releasing Dangerously in Love. Which. Also prominently has a Jay Z feature. In the lead single. That arguably launched Beyonce's career. Why would she ever write songs about the man who helped her launch her career that she has been married to for 16 years. A damn mystery.
And for the record, if she wanted to make the most beautiful art in the world about literal garbage, so the fuck what. We hate Duchamps The Fountain on this website now? Irving Penn spent years taking extremely detailed, well composed photos... of actual trash. Like Mud Glove. His photos were hanging in the Smithsonian a few years ago. Turns out beautiful art that says something, even something about trash? Still beautiful.
#lowkey the reason folks on here are like#why does beyonce sing songs about... that guy#is because you don't understand Jay Z and his place in the musical zeitgeist and I would be more embarrassed to admit that than you're bein#Like#Jay Z does not need me defending him#for starters#his wife is Beyonce. He definitely like. Won#But come on man. Read like a single article about him#It's giving this film is boring and therefore bad#it's giving I hate rap so it must not have anything to say#it's giving marvel movie levels of taste. In 2k24? Really? You're saying that with your whole chest? Ok.
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hey i just had a thought
how about we don't allow the people who constantly say they skipped over jason's chapters to hate on him?
like, "jason's so boring!!!!! he has no personality!!!!!!!" mhm, is he boring? or did you just not pay attention to his character at all bc you were so focused on the others? and skipping over his chapters when, if you'd bothered to read them instead of skipping or skimming through, you would've seen the layers and complexity that jason did actually have?
#hi this is my return to the jason grace side of tumblr#bc i missed it and i missed him#anyway the point is#don't call jason boring if you didn't even read his chapters/pov <3#jason grace supremacy!!!#jason grace they could never make me hate you#or think you're boring#normalise having jason grace be in your top 3 favourite hoo characters#bc our boy deserves some love cmon#jason grace#heroes of olympus#riordanverse
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Got my notifs on for ur blog specifically for the Longlegs content. So down bad for this nasty little old freak satanist man.
Anyway loving ur writing! I love that you keep his character as gross as he is instead of sort of normalizing(?) him?
Men should not be normalized in any way
#joke obviously#i hate when people take weirdo character and make them into someone 'suave' or 'charming' or 'normal'#like bitch no wheres my little freak of a man#i fell in love with an oddity and THAT BETTER BE WHAT I FUCKING GET#normal men are beyond boring. vanilla ass shit. where else could i find someone absolutely failing to impress teenage girls??? nowhere???#i hate when people write ooc. if i ever get to that point take me out and shoot me#hes my little oddball and i wouldnt change him#thanks for the kind words too anon! you're a doll!#🥰#longlegs#dale cobble#longlegs x reader#dale cobble x reader#ask
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henry is boring, he was adorable as a kid, in s1. After that he becomes more annoying each season, especially having to watch how bad was the actor's acting, he got worse every season
HE MADE THE WORLD BELIEVE
clearly not you though, you can get your cynical and miserable ass the fuck off my blog
#if you think he's boring that means you're too boring to understand him not sorry to break it to you#and clearly you never did if you think the only purpose he served in s1 was being cute#you literally don't have a show without henry#henry mills#ouat#anon hate#mal answers
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THEY DONT KNOW IT'S AYIN
(instead of doing it in the tags/replies i'm just going to start posting every time i see a THEY DONT KNOW ITS AYIN post that is very much about ayin even though THEY DONT KNOW ITS AYIN)
#also this post is gehrman to me.#i hate when ppl try to make his feelings about maria less unsavory.#i think you should let him be creepy and weird and manic#if you're going to like his character you should like all of it.#and not ignore the parts of him that complicate him.#im a gehrman enjoyer btw!#im just also a maria enjoyer and a bloodborne lorehead atp#and for me his Maria Thing is kind of his one strictly negative quality...?#without it he's kind of largely a sympathetic victim of circumstance and i find that a bit boring.#i have a lot of headcanons about his Maria Thing and if i ever felt like writing fanfic again#tbh my n.1 interest would be to write a piece about gehrman / laurence / maria#their whole dynamic and what i think of it. anyways
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if you dont vote for biden you're a dumbass who only cares about their image. swallow your shit pride and vote you utter fucking dipshit.
#how can you not understand how fucking important it is to vote for him in this fucking election? how fucking dumb do you have to be?#the revolution isnt coming and even if it did we would all die- you dont have enough tactical gear- we dont have a militarized left army.#trump Will fucking kill you. apparently that doesnt matter to you- & throwing away lives of other minorities is more important to you#when you're busy being a performative piece of shit.#dawg I would LOVE if we were voting for bernie. but thats not the fucking situation here. its either biden or a dictatorship we all die#under. life isnt always fucking fair. you'd think by now yall would've realized this but ig fucking not.#whats better- living with your conservative dad who physically abuses you. threatens you. doesnt recognize you for who you are.#bullies you. and all around hates you unless you be exactly the way he wants-#or your liberal mom who maybe isnt the best at what she's doing but at least shes not gonna fucking abuse you to THAT fucking magnitude#or- you can go end up on the fucking streets and struggle like hell and likely die. you choose dipshit. not voting is going to the streets.#ig you just want life to be harder for you unnecessarily bc idk. its fun or something or you're bored- but you dont realize that as#soon as you get out there-- you're fucked. you've romanticized being homeless too much bc you're jaded against your parents#and too blinded by being jaded that you cant fathom the reality of what it'd be like w/o at least one of them.#personally- I'm going with the lib parent. idgaf if shes imperfect. at least I wont die or be abused to shit and back.
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