#if you wanna ride

[ilovejayce]

Long hair Jayce w beard does something to me idk what but I wanna ride him 😔💔

[troncelliti]

I’m so not joking

You’re headliner

Front cover

You’ve taken over all mag’s zinester

From Elle to Variety to The Atlantic to NME to GQ

Sh¡t

Where’s your big sister

Half your age

Twice as long

Without stilettos

love my face <3

[starscream-is-my-wife]

He probably likes getting carried around by Starscream...

I was trying to find another image where he was in his cockpit because that one is funner but I don't remember where it was so I was struggling to find it haha

[egophiliac]

I saw comments that the new butler from Ridekamens look like Sebek

He...kinda does

I wasn't gonna say it, but. that was kind of my first thought when he was revealed. :') maybe this is what Sebek's older brother is doing these days? he ran off to buttle for secret agents at a superhero cafe? actually wait that would be rad as heck, I'll accept this headcanon

[kayuki-yu]

Ain’t never letting her pull out, she can keep filling me up

[starkeyisthelastname]

the way i would love to sit in his lap rn 😩

[hickeygender]

made a post a while back on how javert's suicide is often poorly portrayed in film adaptations to the point of accidental comedy, and how the 1978 movie in particular is the most unhinged example. audio warning for a loud trumpet blast, don't turn up your volume

[ruubesz-draws]

... Gigan Rex and Megalon kinda did deserve it...

Minus one won't hesitate

MEGALONHOWTFDOIDRAWYOU Stupid bug and his lack of references...

[a-stars-art-blog]

Happy Holidays to me I made a comic of these two.

Rest of the comic down below. It’s not explicitly NSFW. They’re just making out and REALLY feeling it. Pants stay on tho 👌

[ilovejayce]

I need him so bad omg HES SO FINE UGHH

[jelly-fish-wishes]

Ok so, phone died yesterday while I was in line for the Mario Kart ride while at Universal Studios. But I tried taking as many pics as I could because videos drained the battery. Check this out!

The entrance is a warp pipe! Next to the entrance was Mario and Luigi snowmen 🥺🥺🥺. When you exit the pipe, you are suddenly in Peach's castle! On the left and right you have two "paintings" that change!

There was so much going on that I bet I missed a lot of stuff when walking around. There were two spots with tall mushrooms acting like parasols with small toadstool at the bottom as seats for resting, HHHHNNGGG. I had to slap them huehuehuehue. There was a shop that sold mario merch. I THINK some stuff was exclusive to the Mario area because there were two other shops outside the area, and there was one in City Walk. There WAS a Toad Cafe that I MISSED taking a picture of. I also did not, unfortunately, eat there, as I had already eaten.

We got in line for the Mario Kart: Bowser's Challenge ride (my phone died halfway while waiting in line). You go through a Warp Pipe to enter! You're in a cave like area with glowy bits! It then leads to a Yoshi's Island themed section!

You then go up and around some stairs to enter a Castle section!

Life size Bowser statue freets you at the front! I wanted to slap it >:D

There were rooms decorated from head to toe with blueprints for weapons and trophies from kart races! There was a bomb-omb factory in the next room, but this is the spot my phone died.

I'd explain the ride, but it's best for you to experience it yourself in the future if you get the chance 😁

I ended up getting the very thing I was looking forward to! A very special popcorn bucket! (It was $30 btw, but I assure you, it was worth the price!)

Next time I go, I am hanging out in that section all day (perhaps the Harry Potter section too, despite them being at opposite side of the park!) Be warned, you do a lot of walking to get to Mario World. It's at the VERY END of the park (at the bottom where you find the Jurrasic World ride)

[egophiliac]

the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

[mettywiththenotes]

Omggg very real translations just came in

[apnourry]

hydrangea blue never broke my heart🫶

[starkeyisthelastname]

his pretty face i wanna make a mess on it