#if you think fernando would be starstruck you're wrong

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professional yacht racer nico rosberg/boat youtuber fernando alonso

this is the most interesting ask I've gotten...... I didn't even know yacht racing was a thing... also fascinating you would make Fernando the youtuber 😭

1. Fernando is a very popular boat youtuber with a million subs and is sponsored by Sunreef yachts. He has a whole production cast to handle logistics, it's a sleek operation visually. He's the personality, he can hang with the greats, review Nadal's yacht while still keeping it real, never overly impressed or awed. Can be pretty ruthless in his race reviews. Speaks his mind. Has a huge adoring audience, who maybe want to fuck him.

Nico is a racer for Sunreef. Nico also avidly watches Alonsailing

3. Nico's a good interview. It's like a PR machine invented him, always on subject, passionate about the environmentalism aspects. Personable and artificial.

3. Nico's a good interview. It's like a PR machine invented him, always on subject, passionate about the environmentalism aspects. Personable and artificial.

Off cameras, Nico's shy. Tries to casually mention he's familiar with Fernando's work, but Fernando grins and goes, "A fan, are you?" and Nico goes pink about it before going haha you got me, now the engine can do... (changes the subject)

4. After the video is wrapped, Nico invites Fernando to dinner to be a hospitable host. It's on one of Nico's personal boats, and not for racing. He jokingly asks Fernando to go easy on him in the review (but also. not joking.) and Fernando replies raising an eyebrow, in jest, if he's asking for special treatment. (Also. not joking.)

Fernando pats the hull, Nico lets him pilot out of the Monaco harbour. It's a gorgeous night out, stars clearer in open waters. The hum of the engine is so quiet, a testament to how much it costs no doubt.

When Fernando looks at Nico directly and says, "she's a thing of beauty, isn't she?" he's not talking about the ⛵️

5. They fuck on the boat. This is essential.