#if you series

[kassies-take]

If You Annoyed Rosalie Hale

~Age 17 and human~

You: *barges into Rosalie’s obviously closed room*

Rosalie: *looks up from a car magazine* what do you want

You and Rosalie: *stares at each other*

You: *picks up BMW M3 Convertible model*

Rosalie: *glares and puts down her magazine* put that down

You: *throws it at Rosalie and runs out*

Rosalie: *catches it, puts it back and slams her door*

Esme: *from downstairs* Rose! Don’t slam the doors!

Rosalie: she started it!

~~~~~

You: *jumps down the last few steps*

Rosalie: one of these days you’re going to fall and I’m going to laugh

You: I hope you run into a tree

Rosalie: *snickers* you wish

You: wanna help me with breakfast

Rosalie: no thanks

You: *deadpans* can you keep me company then

Rosalie: *sighs and moves to the kitchen counter*

You: *takes out eggs and smiles* i learned a new trick to cracking eggs *breaks the egg on Rosalie’s forehead*

Emmett: *laughs*

Rosalie: *glares and grabs an egg* you got FOOD in my hair

You: it’s not like you can’t wash it *laughs and makes eye contact with Rosalie* Oop *ducks*

Rosalie: *throws an egg towards you and grabs another egg*

You: DAD! *moves arms up to protect your face and turns your body*

Rosalie: *grabs and throws a few eggs*

Carlisle: that’s enough *holds his hand out for the egg in Rosalie’s hand*

Rosalie: *glares and slams the egg in Carlisle hand*

Carlisle: (Y/n), Rosalie apologize to your sister

You and Rosalie: sorry

Carlisle: *gestures to the egg yolk and whites in the kitchen* clean this up

~~~~~

You: *driving Rosalie’s car in the rain* This was not a good idea. it okay you’re almost home *hydroplanes*

Alice: *freezes*

Jasper: Alice.

Alice: *looks at Jasper then Rosalie* It’s (Y/n) on that cliff turn

Rosalie: *speeds away and rips the door off her car* Hey

You: *whimpers* Rosie. I’m sorry.

Rosalie: *reaches to get you out*

You: *whimpers* It hurts

Rosalie: I know. I know. Just stay with me. *carries you to Carlisle*

You: *unconscious*

Rosalie: *enters the hospital* Hey. No. You’re not dying today okay! I need you! I need my sister! *crying with venom* who else is going to annoy me like you do

Nurse: we’re going to take good care of her

Carlisle: *holds Rosalie back*

~after surgery~

You: *wakes up*

Emmett: hey

You: where’s Rosie?

Rosalie: *on your right* I’m right here. *pushes your hair back and kisses your forehead*

You: sorry about your car

Rosalie: It’s just a car, I could always fix it up.

You & Emmett: aww you do care.

Rosalie: *rolls her eyes*

You: you know I annoy you in hopes that it makes you feel human

Rosalie: *smiles* thank. You can annoy me anytime.

You: great! Now can you get out so I can talk to Emmett about ways to annoy you

Rosalie: *scoffs*

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[youthofpandas]

What’s up with how the dunmeshi fandom just lies about this kind of stuff all the time. It is easily confirmable information that it was a monthly series, something incredibly common in the industry.

A not weekly magazine schedule is literally common !! Especially in the seinen shoujo and josei demographics, sometimes monthly, sometimes biweekly, sometimes every two months, sometimes seasonal! Please stop lying about how Dunmeshi was some special unique creation that defies all standards of manga just to hype it up because it is so clear that every single one of these comparisons is centered around Weekly Shonen Jump (and understand that SJ has many magazines under its brand that are monthly or semimonthly). Not everything is WSJ and it needs to stop being the only point of reference in conversations like this 🤧

[sopuu]

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[venator-signum]

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

[mirror-mariposa]

Never gonna get over how the anime made this scene just so,, haunting and elevated. Like I love the manga but I love how the anime has taken these scenes and elevated the themes of death and rebirth with simple shots like this and it’s why even after reading all of the manga I still get excited for the anime because I *know* the anime will not only be a faithful adaptation, but also an artistic masterpiece as it uses the medium to its advantage

[lyenka645]

amok time

[kassies-take]

If You Were A Denali Coven Member During The Cullen’s Time Away from Forks

Tanya: Carlisle

Carlisle: Tanya thank you for welcoming us

Eleazar: you’re missing a member

Esme: Edward is taking time away from us

You: *stares at Rosalie*

Rosalie: *spots you behind Kate and Carmen* and you have a new member

You: *looks at Rosalie, smiles and waves*

Rosalie: *gasps*

Alice: *screams* Rose! Oh I’m so happy for you

Rosalie: *growls* stop it!

Emmett: *laughs* Rosie found her mate! Rosie found her mate!

Rosalie: *glares at Emmett*

Kate: *smirks*

Irina: *rolls eyes and moves you forward* this is (Y/n) a new born and our new coven member

Carmen: nomads killed her family while they were vacationing

You: *looks Rosalie up and down* yes and you are?

Rosalie: Rosalie. You can call me Rose if you’d like *if she could blush she would be*

You: *steps closer to Rosalie and takes an unneeded breath*

Jasper: *smirks* it’s been a while since the family went hunting

Tanya & Carlisle: *looks between Rosalie and You*

Carlisle: That will be best

Rosalie: I’m going to stay

You: I will as well

Kate: *smirks* I’m sure you would. We all know how welcoming newborns can be. No shame in it and plenty of fun to have

Emmett: oh I’m sure it’ll be plenty fun. Right Rose.

Rosalie: *grits* just go!

Emmett: *runs off* use protection!

Kate: *runs off* don’t break the bed!

Everyone: *runs off*

Carlisle: *pats Rosalie and runs off*

Rosalie: … so you’ve got a room in that house?

[celestivlgvlvxy]

there’s something strangely gutwrenching about the solstice having already passed. there have been minor changes in the “side adventures” of the trio.

they know they’re entering medusa’s house. they go to the arch for sanctuary against echidna and chimera. they go to waterland to help ares and convince hephaestus to stop being like his family. they go to the lotus hotel to get help from hermes.

in the books they’re getting tricked and distracted and losing all of that time on their quest was an accident. but they still made it in the end.

but in the show? they did everything right. they were aware of where they were at all times. but then they go and ask for help.

they try to ask for athena’s help and she lets monsters into her temple because they “embarrassed her.” they try to ask for hermes’ help but he doesn’t tell them until it’s too late that the lotus hotel messes with time.

they basically did everything right on their quest only for their biggest failures to occur because of the gods.

but poseidon gives him four pearls. four, instead of three. one for sally too. but we already know that she gets left behind.

they tried so hard only for the deadline to lapse.

[fadeintoyou1993]

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season

[stevenrogered]

Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.