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~ Birds 🦢🍬💫
#my art#sydney’s art#kirby#meta knight#galacta knight#kirby fanart#posca paint markers#poscamarkers#poscapaintpens#yeah i’m a traditional artist too yeah i draw with color pencils so much back then#this is a gift for my mum for Mother’s Day yeah she loves birds and me too xD💖owls are my favorite bird and the chickadee#she has been sick for like a month and that’s making me sad lately but she’s recovering good now;w;#i don’t normally talk about irl stuff I have low self esteem and that wasn’t helping me either I’m so glad she is ok now#an ask I answered last week thanks so much for your kind words you know who u are it makes me so happy#i get like so worried and anxious whenever someone I know is hurt or very ill ><#cockatoo#birds#bird art#birbs#saw whet owl#chickadee#tree swallow#owls#galah bird#there’s actually a pink bird called the ‘Galah’ look it up I didn’t know that till months ago haha Galacta knight was probably based on thi
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“Can I see your writing?”
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Sometimes I remember the people I’ve met irl over the years and I’m just like. Oh. Wow. I have odd taste when it comes to the people I choose to be around
#I knew a girl who’s a year younger than me who would probably try to get me hooked oh heroin#she also had 3 assault charges by the age of 14#her dog bit a hole through my hand#she’s chill though#I also knew a chick who when she was a junior she had to stop going to school for a couple months because people were actually trying-#to harm her irl and were sending her death threats#there’s this one guy I know who has schizophrenia and gave himself a god complex to cancel out his depression#(and it worked!)#he also literally brainwashed one of our friends to where if anyone snaps their fingers 3 times near them they think of killing their mom#also the girl who was getting death threats had her family put alarms on all the windows in her house#‘I don’t know why’ GIRL YOU SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT AND ROBBED A CONVENIENCE STORE!!!#this is what I meant when I said some of y’all need to know more people btw. like I know someone from every social group#not to mention the one person who texted me (I didn’t have their contact saved) who opened with#‘I saw some roadkill you might like’#this isn’t me dissing any of these people btw#these are all my friends I’m talking about#tbh this is why that whole thing with the dramswap/Ibvs stuff was so stupid to me#like these are just some of the things off the top of my head from my irl teen life#‘the characters are minors so make them wholesome’ meanwhile real people act like this LMAO#andy rambles#might delete this later lol#this is all with a positive connotation#just need to clarify that
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My thoughts on the gods as pieces of the Luxon theory::
I have never been a fan of the Luxon as a deity— idk if I ever posted but before Matt confirmed its divinity I had a huge theory that it was a false god. — but I swear that doesn’t play into the thoughts I have about this theory.
It just doesn’t sit right to me because from all that we have been told about the Luxon it is pretty native to Exandria and its place of existence.But what we have always been told about our main pantheon, and just shown in that flashback, is that they found their way to Exandria and decided to make it theirs
(or less decided according to opening and more forced to take a stand against the elementals which is TRAGIC BUT i digress)
Exandria is where they ended up from after the nothing came for them. The way it has always been framed, especially after watching this scene points to them having origins elsewhere in my brain.
The Luxon scattered itself across Exandria to share itself with its creations and it seems like the Deities are from somewhere else entirely. We saw into a plan that we don’t quite understand— seemingly??? Different from the divine planes we know, though it’s been too long since I was entrenched in this lore to remember those sorts of specifics to be sure. But still!
Contact with this plane of existence changed every single one of them fundamentally and tied them each to something that was more concrete than they had ever been before, so the idea that their origins lie anywhere near Exandria doesn’t click for me.
If I’m missing new lore please lmk or if you have anything to add to the theory, I haven’t seen much in depth thought about it so this is just my first reaction.
#critical role#cr downfall#critical role spoilers#critical role theory#critical role gods#the prime deities critical role#the betrayer gods#the luxon#I know Matt said the Luxon is a real god and that’s canon#and I move forward with that information outwardly#but in my soul?#the bright queen is playing a long con#I wanted the beacons to be old aeor tech SO BAD#and In my games? you bet they are.#maybe I just saw people talking about the Luxon again and wanted to bitch about my old theory again#idk it meant a lot to me LMAO#but still let me know what yall think about this#downfall really got me back on my bullshit#I haven’t been this active since I was binging the first two campaigns#I would say calamity but I had IRL people to scream about calamity with so yall didn’t have to deal with my ranting#I like yapping in the tags too much#does anyone actually read these?
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#I had this dream that is so wild so buckle up if you wanna know about it#and maybe tell me what it means#so#I was still in school which 😖#had to give an exam#went through all of it got in the class filled out the papers and placed it on the prof desk#the next day: you did NOT give the paper#😲😲😲#YES I DIS#No you did not#my classmates tried to help me saying I was there and they saw me giving it#but the prof was like : it isn’t here can’t help you sorry#😩#I had this best friend in my dream (never saw here irl i swear) who was with me all the way#helped me#swear we would find a way#ONLY TO COME TO ME THE DAY THE exams were given back#with a folder#we were alone she opened it and there was my ema#*exam#and she was like YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOW#you didn’t pass#no one knows I had it#goodbye#😲
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i simply feel that if you burn shit in your roommate’s skillet you should then feel the obligation to be the one who scrapes it out and cleans up
#sometimes i think about the fact that i’m literally the only person who’s cleaned the kitchen in this place for the entire year and a half#i’ve lived here and i get. a little pissed off#i’ve tried being polite and bringing up the problem without explicitly pointing fingers by leaving cleaning products (which i bought)#out on the counters and sending a text in the group chat like ‘hey! 😊 i got these wipes for us! i think that all of us could#use these a little more often so that the kitchen doesn’t get so gross!’ but it seems that everyone either has no sense of shame or just#genuinely doesn’t mind living in filth for the periods between the marathon cleaning sessions i do every few weekends when i have the time#one of the guys who lives downstairs will just walk right by me cleaning up on his way to the fridge and pretend he can’t see me#which is still better than the other one (the one who just burned shit in my skillet) who once saw me cleaning and asked if he could help#and when i got all pleased and asked if he could maybe take the trash out for me while i was cleaning counters (a small and simple task!#when he’d literally asked me if there was anything he could do!) he visibly deflated. said ‘well i’m not really around here much [so it’s#not my trash in there etc.]’ and wandered off. without doing anything#like. HELLO???? you could have just been like the other guy and pretended you didn’t see me doing all the work if this was how you were#going to be about it#but i guess he wanted to feel good about himself having offered/expected me to just say ‘oh no thanks i love being your housekeeper 😊’#tbh i really need to be more assertive and be like ‘hey guys i’m sick of this’ and maybe. bring up the Sexism of it all. because.#you know. the whole situation feels pretty gendered#was complaining about all this to an irl friend the other day and she said i should start a chore chart but i don’t want to be responsible#for maintaining the chore chart either! take on the mental load of managing the housework and also turning into Resident Bitch for asking#men to do things for me. you know. there is simply no way out here#there is another woman who lives here as well but unfortunately i don’t think she’ll be much help in forcing the issue because. she doesn’t#clean shit either!#actually in the days since she moved in the shower drain in our bathroom has become horrendously clogged which. well. i mean not to point#fingers but one of us has got about two inches of hair and the other has got a foot and a half. so#i also simply feel that if you clog a drain you should be the one to unclog it but i’ll probably do that as well#sorry for the massive tag rant by the way i really shouldn’t make myself out to be some kind of martyr because i’m not particularly neat#myself but…. ooooh god if the bar isn’t all the way down in hell#anyway i just did a whole bunch of dishes but i left that one skillet to soak passive-aggressively overnight#i don’t think the aggression will come across though because i think he genuinely won’t even pay attention to the fact that it’s still#dirty and i’ll end up being the one to clean it tomorrow#caseyposting
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#hello everyone how are you?#I hope everything is doing alright! from my part I can say life is treating me well lately#and I feel very light and okay#I am here mainly to get things straight#I saw an anon going around some other blogs talking about me#saying I am an hater and I shouldn’t be writing larry fics#I think this is the same anon that I blocked some weeks ago#because they told me I should not use Harry for clout (????)#and I want to say only one thing because I don’t care of defending myself on this website anymore and that is#it’s not clout and it’s not easy#being a (new) writer here is not easy because people don’t care what you do and there is definitely not clout around me#im not using harry to gain anything#if anything I am constantly questioning whether I am somehow good at writing silly stories and putting myself out there for people’s judg#*judgement. and I promise you it’s not always nice#especially when this place doesn’t like people who you don’t always agree with#especially when you are blocked by half of this side of fandom (larries because I had said something in the past that they didn’t like)#louies because im a larrie ergo I hate louis (???) and harries because i dont care about Harry as much as they do#so no I am not ashamed of writing and I am not ashamed of writing giving my characters#(that rarely have anything to do with H/L irl) thei#their names and physical features#and honestly people like you anon should definitely stop to play this stupid game of fandom police#deciding who can read what and who can write what#because this actions only affect new writers in the way that#they will be alienated. they will feel alienated#and this whatever this fandom is shouldn’t be about that#ever. you don’t know what people go through every fucking day#you definetely dont know how this sort of silencing mission you have going on#will affect people on the internet and their mental health#stop defending the imaginary people you think H/L are and start treating people in this fandom as actual human beings#and since you probably would like to know this: I am not currently working on any project because i am fucking scared of reaction like this
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saw jaws for the first time today and i can’t believe despite knowing so much about it through cultural osmosis i had no clue matt hooper existed and i love that funky little guy
#he’s just autistic about sharks and i love him for it. i forgive him for his crimes (being rich)#also his line about ‘having enough of these working class heroes’ or whatever. i was ready to fight him for that one#i knew about concerned police officer and weird old vaguely threatening fisherman but no one ever mentioned the silly little guy who just.#i knew when every jumpscare happened but i didn’t know one of the three main characters existed#he just loves sharks man. man was so funny. ‘hey i was told to tell you guys that you shouldnt all get in that boat’ ‘we’ll do it anyway’#‘okay! they’re going to die :)’#crazwaz posted#id seen the clip of matt discovering the body and the clip of them paddling to shore at the end!!!#but i’d never seen any clip of quint so i figured the one at the end was him and the body discoverer was a random character#he was wearing a wetsuit in the body scene and is seen from far away in behind in the final one so i have the right to not have realized ok#also weirdly enough my submechanophobia was not really triggered at all? which is wild. like one or two times it happened but like. that was#so weird to just. know that normally i’m scared of that kind of thing but it just. didn’t happen? like i’m scared of the jaws animatronic on#the universal ride! it scared me in pics and it scared me when i saw it irl! but bruce? nah she was just fine#that’s another thing i always think of bruce as she/her like. them all using he/him for the shark confused me#my brother mentioned she’s a girl in jaws 3d + in the wild girl sharks are bigger than boys so that’s probably what caused it#but i still think of godzilla as she/her and that one has like no evidence so maybe my brain just does that to them or smth
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Cptsd brain be like: SHUT IT DOWN protecprotecprotec (don’t look at me/okay I am ALLOWING you to look at me) imsorry imsorry imsuchaburden wHYareyouevenHERE this is it i’ve finally screwed this up theymustthinkimweakandanidiotandoverreacting
…then…finally… with processing feeling this way for days and people who HAVE doggedly chosen to stay
…maybe…I won’t lose old&new.
#tiger’s roar#mental health bullshit#saw a post recently about ‘sometimes you can’t wait for your ducks in a row. you gotta scoop em up and make a run for it#’or you’re never crossing the street’ and…yeah. that is accurate#I give so much grace to others that I just struggle giving myself#…but…I do have my limits. i can get to the point of not wanting Any interaction the second I no longer need to keep a bridge stable#because cutting down bridges too soon wouldn’t have let me survive#sometimes you have to be ‘fine’ even when you don’t want to be#and…it was so hard to let someone New see that#but if I didn’t…I was afraid I’d accidentally ghost them Because of how much I Don’t want a community to find me on Newer social media#it’s…not like New hadn’t already seen my tendency to flee and didn’t know I have panic attacks and triggered reactions#but…this gave New the shape of it. and that is…terrifying#yes he’s shown himself to give a damn about me. admits where he struggles to reciprocate. expressed interest in reciprocation#of a different kind once that’s possible. is probably the only IRL I’ve never had to feel like I had to fight to be heard by#(well. kinda.)#so…he’s shown repeatedly he’s actually trustworthy. gives a damn about me and trying to learn my own boundariea#but…it’s still…hard.#but…I have to collect my ducklings and RUN anyway
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as a sex-averse ace dyke i guess trying my hand at writing suggestive / nsfw content was only a matter of time. as a guy who has been notoriously unmoved by vampire fiction despite the overwhelming presence of it in pop culture in my teen years and who has had an impersonal-in-the-way-a-brick-wall-across-a-freeway-is-impersonal distaste for the romanticisation of vampires the fact that I’m writing it about vampires is fucking disgraceful.
#LISTEN… to do this to me in the year (loosely definined) of baldursgate and iwtv tv show#to the guy who was already kinda weird about body horror and gore in fiction…#to the ace dyke who loves religious imagery???#that’s cool#if you know me irl and you saw this no you didn’t#unless you’re one of the bitches who wrote amongus fanfiction as a goof over zoom w me during lockdown#in which case your sins outnumber my own and you have no place to judge#🫁
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my friend kept sending me tiktoks on whatsapp but bc i didn’t have the app i had to download it to see them and then she found it and keeps sending me stuff on tiktok and now i’m stuck with the app against my will i never wanted this get me out of there
#i don’t wanna ignore her cause it seems rude but honestly i hate it#and i kinda feel obligated to send her stuff too so i have to watch tiktoks kill me now#who is this person i have become i dont know her im going against every principle i hold dear#i hate that app i do#also instagram ugh#im also stuck with that app cause people send me messages on there instead of texting like normal ppl#whY would you use INSTAGRAM as your main messaging app#i miss when i only had a fan account and didn’t follow anyone who knew me irl#just edits and vibes no influencers no friends no seeing the cringe reels ppl like#also i like people better when i don’t know what they like on social media#like you just get to know too much about people#i liked some of my friends fine until i saw what stuff they like on there
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#frfr i made kpop lads and anime content on tt#i used to get made fun of for the anime shit but then they got into anime and flipped to trying to give me content ideas …like bruh#make it yourself or they tried to tell me how to monoitze it#monetize* and like no ?? i literally do this for fun im not wasting my time to force content out if i have an idea i do what i do and post#but whatever i learned from that to not tell ppl around me what post about so i made side account for specific shit#aka kpop and lads because no matter what i gotta yap about it or i have an idea that I (MEand only really me) thinks is funny i only really#worried if ppl would understand it so they would bitch about it yk?#and w the ban and the things i’ve been working i was liek damn that sucks i wanted to post about this so i talked about it irl …#deadass regretted it immediately because i’m over here giggling about my kun pc and instead of laughing w me ik they were laughing at me 🧍♀#like if you don’t get it it’s fine idc but why are you now making fun of me ? like some of the shit is intentionally cringe that was my poin#other shit i genuinely worked hard on it’s a hobby? it’s an interest i have i like#theorizing about storylines or putting that shit to music like i’m not talking shit on yalls shit liek why do i care about cod ? yeah i like#twilight but it’s also like old af i already saw the twilight memes and edits why are you buying another makeup palette collab#? and going you are enjoying content put out by ppl who still make edits or memes?#like idk if you don’t have thoughts about the think you like but i do and it’s fun for me i let yall talk about it and send me shit i don’t#care about to show yeah i understand you like this but fuck off making fun of me ? i’m not aggressively forcing or defending it i was just#excited about my shit like yay this photo edit came out the way i wanted it didn’t think it would look like this w markup but it worked 👍#my kpop account is actually a music in general account but american artist don’t get as silly as kpop idols#like yeah this kpop idol cereal cutout will now not know peace but i can’t get a tyler the creator cereal cutout :/ unless i make it and ugh#and then i’m spending more money to make it
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Keep it on ✰ MS
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fwb!matt! Your friend (with benefits) bought a new pair of glasses, a sight for sore eyes—and an even sorer aftermath.
Warnings! Smut!, obscene descriptions!, petname (pretty), p in v, unprotected sex (don't do this irl, this is just fiction, protect yourselves hoes<3), friends with benefits, size kink (kinda), dunno what more,
wc. 1.1k
note. English is not my first language! [Prologue]
You and Matt had decided on this weird arrangement after accidentally hooking up at a mutual friend’s party, both having drunk a little too much and zero fucks to give—you stumbled into a spare bedroom and woke up entangled in each other’s arms.
The compatibility was so good that the arrangement seemed logical. No strings attached, just feeling the bliss and having a friend to talk to that you knew wouldn’t judge you; almost too good to be true.
He was addictive.
Today was like any other day; with you knocking on his front door, ready to have the "much–needed" relief. As soon as Matt opened the door, you felt your breath hitch, he looked like a vision, the hair, the stubble, the clothes, the glasses– wait the glasses?
You blinked and stood there entranced, making Matt let out a small chuckle of amusement, "you gon’ stand there all day pretty?" You snapped out of your thoughts at his words, suddenly very nervous and fidgety, "yeah– no, uh... pardon my intrusion," your words came out more like a mumble as you slipped in through the door, your nervousness evident.
You cleared your throat and looked around briefly, "Nick and Chris aren’t home?" You asked, trying to distract yourself.
"Yeah, they were talking about going somewhere today, I’ve been alone all day, it’s a good thing you came, I was getting bored out of my mind," he chuckled as he saw the small fidgeting you were doing with the hem of your shirt, "you nervous or sum’?" Your eyes widened briefly, "whaaat? Me nervous? M’never nervous around you," you downplayed, laughing, but the slight quiver in your voice gave you away.
Matt chuckled again, "right, definitely not nervous, not at all," he said with playful sarcasm.
You couldn’t help a chuckle at his teasing words, even if it was at your expense. "You’re wearing glasses." You stated the obvious. "Yeah, does it look weird?" He asked, grinning while fixing his glasses, "no, not weird," you clarified, "it’s just that I’ve never seen you in glasses before, but I have to say, ’s not a bad look on you," smiling as you gave him a teasing nudge on his arm.
Matt smiled back at you, and took your hand, already leading you to his room. "Well, since my brothers aren’t home, might as well use it to our advantage, no?" You let out a small laugh, "yeah, not like we don’t use any moment of solitude to our advantage," you said as you let yourself practically get dragged into his room.
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After making out and having a slow sensual foreplay, you had become a needy mess. Your insides craved to be filled by him—the glasses perched on his nose didn’t help your ache, only worsened it. Wrapping your legs around his waist, you pulled him closer, eliciting a hum of approval from Matt. He broke the kiss, leaning forward to get a condom out of the bedside drawer.
"Hold on pretty, lemme put on-" you stopped his hands from ripping the condom, "do it raw today, I wanna feel you." A soft groan left his lips as he threw the condom somewhere on the bed, "you’re gonna kill me someday, woman," he breathed out, lining himself at your entrance, prodding but not pushing inside. You bit the side of your bottom lip, rolling your hips as you tried to push him in yourself.
"Matt... c’mon." You whined in frustration, the ache too much to ignore– or go along with his teasing. "Mm... you want this big dick in you huh? Want me to stretch you— split you open with it?" His voice was strained, letting you know that he was just as affected as you were.
"Please Matt, yeah... Please, I need you so bad... c’mon," you pleaded, your voice laced with desperation and pure need. Your hands trailed down his chest towards his stomach, his muscles tensing under your fingertips as shuddering breaths left his lips. "You’re so pretty when you beg like that," he praised, making you look at him with pleading eyes, silently conveying your need.
"Please, Matt— I need it, I need you," he leaned down, his lips brushing against yours. "I know pretty, I know," he murmured against your lips before claiming it in a searing kiss, slowly pushing his thick length in, stretching you deliciously. A soft moan of pure, unadulterated, relief and pleasure fell from your lips. Matt pulled back until only the tip of his dick was inside before slamming his hips flush against yours, bottoming out as he groaned into the crook of your neck.
The sudden feeling of being filled to the brim made your back arch, sharp moans exited through the "O" shape etched on your lips. Your hands clutched desperately at the bedsheets, trying to ground yourself from the intense pleasure as he pounded into you. He snaked one arm under the arch of your back, holding you tightly as his other hand held your hip—with bruising strength.
The subtle hint of pain caused your pleasure to double.
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Matt groaned in annoyance as his glasses kept slipping down his nose – due to the sweat-slicked skin – his hand on your hip reached for his glasses but you held his forearm, stopping any further movement. Matt’s pace faltered as he looked down at you, confused, "yeah? What’s up pretty? You okay? Am I being too rough-" You chuckled breathlessly at his concerns, "no, no, don’t worry, you’re not being too rough, I just..." You paused.
"You just?" He repeated, panting softly, slowly rolling his hips against yours. A breathy moan fell from your lips, "well, just keep it on alright... you uh... you look good in it, the glasses I mean." You said, still breathless, mumbling an add on, "delicious even," a slow smirk made its way onto his lips, now understanding why you were acting so flustered and fidgety earlier today.
Matt wiped the sweat that had been making his glasses slide, chuckling as he leaned down to your ear, his lips brushing against the shell of it. "Oh I’m gonna keep it on alright, the whole night even, m’gonna fuck this pretty little pussy so good—ruin you for anyone else," he whispered – a promise – before continuing his pounding, each one making your body rise up the bed.
Your tits bounced with each slam as he held you tightly, not letting you escape the intensity of it all. All you could do was cling to him and scream his name as he took what he wanted—what you wanted. Your nails dug into his back, making him hiss and shut his eyes in slight pain and pleasure, his pace never faltering.
The ecstasy etched on his features, the glasses, the stubble, the hair, the earrings, the chain— a sight for sore eyes indeed– and an even sorer aftermath.
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Isa's notes. Yeah... Another smut? I'm so awkward when it comes to writing something like this 🫠 Also, something longer? Gee, I know, but the topic is too good not to write a longer fic to.
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#matt sturniolo#fanfiction#smut#blurb#matt x you#matt x reader#matt sturniolo smut#matthew sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#nick sturniolo#chris sturniolo#matthew sturniolo blurb#matthew sturniolo oneshot#matthew sturniolo smut#oneshot
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Having fic ideas for the TTRPG you’re in but it’s a specific kind of thing you Cannot show your friends like it’s one thing if they know it about about you objectively but having them read it??? Absolutely Fucking Not
But also like you can’t post it because no one else has the context no one else cares about your stupid PC and her tragic backstory and her hooking up with an older guy from another dimension who’s in love with someone else that she vaguely resembles
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heyy, could you write abt bestfriend!bucky x bestfriend!reader, where they talk abt random stuff and then it comes up that bucky never saw boobs irl and reader decides to show him? maybe some smut in the end😝🎀
Help You Out With That » Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Pairings: Best Friend!Bucky Barnes x Best Friend!Female Reader
Summary: Bucky admits that he’s never seen boobs in real life so you decide to help him out with that and show him yours. Then one thing leads to another and you two end up hooking up.
Warnings: Smut (18+), language, brief mention of alcohol, kissing, hickeys, fingering, female receiving, unprotected sex, praise kink, size kink, Bucky’s dog tags, pet names
A/N: Thank you to the lovely anonymous person who requested this🩵
Written on my phone. My apologies for any mistakes.
Header made by @buckys-wintersoldier
GIF IS NOT MINE! Credit goes to the creator.
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!🔞
“There’s no way you did that.” Bucky says laughing.
“I did.” You laughed. “When I was 16, my friends dared me and gave me $20 to jump in the river with no clothes on.” You tell him. “I just didn’t know there was a cop there.” You said laughing.
“Did you get arrested?” He asks curiously, taking a sip of beer.
“Yep.” You nodded, taking a sip of your drink. “My parents were so pissed and I got grounded for the rest of that month.” You say.
You were over at Bucky’s apartment spending time with him and talking about random things. You two haven’t seen each other in a while due to him being on a week long mission. He got home last night and he asked you to come over today.
“So you were totally naked when you jumped in the river?” He asks.
“Yes.” You answered.
“Meaning that your friends and the cop saw your boobs?” He asks curiously.
“Yes.” You answered. “The cop told me to put my clothes on before he handcuffed me and took me to the police station.” You say.
“Hmm.” He hums, taking a long sip of his beer. “I’ve never seen boobs.” He admits.
You stared at him with a surprised look on your face, blinking a couple times. James Buchanan Barnes, the ladies man of the 1940s and your best friend, has never seen a woman’s boobs. He looks and seems like the kind of man who has seen literally almost everything in his life.
“You’ve never seen boobs?” You asked, making sure you heard him right.
Bucky nods to confirm it, feeling his cheeks heat up in embarrassment. You bit your bottom lip when an idea popped into your head. You leaned forward just enough to take off your tank top, dropping it on the floor. Bucky stared at you with wide eyes.
“What- What are you doing?” Bucky asks.
“Showing you my boobs.” You confidently said. “I’m just gonna help you out with that.” You say with a wink.
Bucky watched you take your bra off and drop it on the floor. You stood up and sat on his lap, straddling him. Bucky wasn’t sure if he should look at your face or boobs.
“You can look at them.” You tell him. “I trust you.” You say.
Bucky’s eyes move down to your boobs, his breath got caught in his throat. He licked his lips as he stared at them with hungry eyes.
“You can touch them.” You say, shaking your chest to make your boobs jiggle.
Bucky hesitantly brought his hands up to your boobs. He put his hands on your sides just below your boobs. You shivered at the cool feeling of his vibranium hand against your skin. Bucky’s thumb rubbed against the underside of your boobs before moving his hands more towards your boobs. He gently cupped them, his thumbs rubbed over your nipples, making you moan softly.
Bucky decided to take it a step further. He leaned his head forward, placing kisses along the swells of your boobs. His teeth nipped on your skin, hard enough to mark you up. He slowly moved his lip down towards on of your nipples, taking it in his mouth. His tongue swirled around your nipple, flicking the hardened bud with the tip of his tongue. You moaned at the feeling. Your hands grasped onto his shirt, clutching it in your hands.
You didn’t even realize you were moving your hips against his till you felt his bulge rubbing against your pussy through your shorts. You could feel your panties getting wetter by the second. You tilted your head back and closed your eyes, enjoying the feeling. You were also enjoying the feeling of his stubble against your skin.
Bucky’s hand found its way to the back of your head and moved it so you were looking at him. He moved his lips upwards to your lips, kissing you hungrily. You cupped his cheeks to intensify the kiss. The kiss got more heated by the second. His tongue swiped across your bottom lip, making you part your lips just enough for his tongue to slide itself in your mouth, exploring every inch of your mouth.
Bucky put his hands on your hips, holding onto you with a tight grip so he can maneuver the two of you so you were laying on the couch and Bucky was on top of you. His right hand left your hip to unbutton and unzip your shorts. He slid his hand inside of your shorts, touching your panties and finding out how wet your panties are.
“You’re so fucking wet, doll.” Bucky groans against your lips.
“It’s all because of you.” You say.
Bucky smirked against your lips and slide his hand in the front of your panties. His fingers began rubbing your clit. You bucked your hips against his hand, wanting more. Bucky chuckles at your eagerness.
“Eager, aren’t you, babydoll?” Bucky chuckles.
You whined at his words and bucked your hips against his hand again.
“Patiences, doll face.” He says softly.
Bucky pulled away from your lips and kissed down your body, stopping just above the waistbands of your shorts and panties. He looked up at you, waiting for permission, which you gave him. He hooked his fingers in the waistbands of your shorts and panties, pulling them down in one go and threw them somewhere in the living room.
He kissed both of your hipbones before placing soft kisses on your inner thighs, making his way to your wet pussy. You shivered when you felt his breath on where you need him the most. Bucky licked in between your folds, catching you off guard and moaning to himself.
“Just as I thought.” He licks your folds again. “You taste amazing.” He practically moans.
His tongue licked from your entrance to your clit a few times before circling the tip of his tongue around your clit. You bucked your hips at the feeling. Bucky laid his vibranium arm across your hips to hold you down.
“Stay still.” His voice sounding husky. “I want to enjoy your sweetness before I fuck you.” He says.
Bucky latched his lips onto your clit, sucking on it while his tongue continues to lick your slick on your folds. He ate you out like a starved man. Your hands flew down to his head, your fingers tugging on his hair. You lifted your head up and looked down at him. Bucky’s eyes flickered up at you and winked at you.
You were caught off guard when Bucky slid a finger in your pussy. You moaned at the feeling of his finger rubbing along your walls. You got lost in your thoughts. You were curious to know how this man knows how to eat pussy like a pro, but has never seen boobs. That thought floated around in your mind till Bucky snapped you out of your thoughts.
“Did I make you go dumb with my tongue, doll face? I was expecting you to go dumb on my cock.” Bucky says cockily.
You just moaned at his dirty words. His dirty words turned you on even more. You threw your head back against the arm of the couch in pleasure, your eyes fluttering shut.
“Nuh uh.” Bucky’s vibranium hand gently tapped your cheek. “Eyes on me, babydoll.” He orders.
You huffed softly before opening your eyes and readjusted your head so you were looking down at him eating you out.
“That’s it.” He softly praises. “Good girl.” He praises again.
Bucky went back to eating you out. His tongue licked from your clit to your entrance. The tip of his tongue prodded your entrance, catching you by surprise and making a pornographic moan fall from your lips. Bucky smirked to himself and did it again, earning another pornographic moan from you. Your pussy also clenched around his finger.
Your orgasm began to build up and your legs started to shake a little bit. Your back arched off of the couch when his finger hit your sweet spot. His tongue continued to flick against your clit. You already knew you weren’t going to last much longer.
“I can feel you getting close, doll.” Bucky huskily said. “Are you gonna cum?” He asks, already knowing the answer.
“Yes!” You answered in a whimper. “Please let me cum!” You begged desperately.
“Cum for me, babydoll.” He says.
Your eyes rolled to the back of your head and a loud moan of his name left your lips when you came, soaking his fingers and face. Bucky’s tongue gave your clit one last flick before he sat up. His beard was drenched in your juices. He hovered over you, kissing you hungrily. You moaned against his lips.
Bucky pulled away from the kiss to take off his clothes. You watched with hungry eyes. You licked your lips when you finally got to see his perfectly sculpted body. Your eyes wandered further down his body. Your eyes stared at his cock. He’s big. His cock is hard and leaking with precum.
“My eyes are up here, gorgeous.” Bucky says, playfully snapping his fingers.
You sat up and reached for his Army dog tags, grabbing onto the chain and yanked on them to pull him closer to you. You kissed him with hunger. You moaned when you felt his cock against your pussy. You reached a hand down and stroked his cock, making Bucky moan softly against your lips.
“Fuck me please, Bucky.” You begged softly, letting go of his cock.
Bucky held the base of his cock, lining it at your entrance. He watched your facial expressions as he slid his cock in your pussy. Your mouth fell open when you felt him stretching you open.
“So big.” You say breathlessly.
You spread your legs wider to give him more access. Bucky’s hands rubbed up and down your waist before holding onto it. His thrusts started off slow and loving, but sped up enough to make it pleasurable. Your hands grasped onto his biceps, digging your nails in his skin and the vibranium.
You quickly got entranced by his dog tags dangling just above your face. His dog tags swung every time he thrusted. You grabbed onto them and pulled on them just enough to get Bucky to lean down to kiss you. The kiss was sloppy, but your lips with in sync with his.
Bucky pulled away from the kiss and moved back just enough to stare at your boobs, quickly getting mesmerized by them bouncing as he thrusted into you. He licked his lips at the sight. He dipped his head down to kiss softly along the swells of your boobs. While his lips were occupied with kissing your boobs, his right hand left your waist and found its way to your boob. His thumb rubbed over your nipple and circled it a few times before pinching it. A tingle shot through your body, along with a moan falling from your lips.
“Fuck, Bucky!” You moaned.
“I love the way you say my name.” Bucky huskily said. “Say it again.” He says.
“Oh Bucky!” You moaned again.
You moaning his name urged Bucky on. His thrusts got faster. You wrapped your legs around his waist, locking your ankles together and pulled himself closer to you. That made Bucky’s cock go deeper in your pussy. A loud moan left your lips when his cock found your sweet spot with ease. Your hands found their way to his back, digging your nails in his skin and making red line marks.
“Right there!” You tell him. “Right fucking there!” You say again, followed by a moan.
“Is that your little spot, babydoll?” He asks in a cooing voice.
You moaned in response. You arched your back in pleasure. You practically shoved your boobs in Bucky’s face, which he had no problem with.
Bucky’s vibranium hand snaked its way down to your clit and started rubbing it. You jumped slightly at the cool feeling, but quickly got used to it. Your pussy clenched around his cock at the feeling of his fingers against your clit, making Bucky moan at the feeling.
“Fuck…” Bucky moans.
Your orgasm built up the more Bucky rubbed your clit. You felt your lower stomach tighten. It felt like a rubber band was about to snap inside of you. You weren’t sure how much you could take.
“Bucky, I- fuck!” You moaned more in a whimper. “I’m going to cum.” You tell him. “Please let me cum.” You begged desperately.
“Cum for me, gorgeous.” Bucky says huskily.
His fingers rubbed your clit faster. That’s when you fell over the edge. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head and his name fell from your lips in a loud moan when you came.
“That’s a good girl.” He praises. “Good fucking girl.” He praises again.
Bucky gave your clit one last rub and then focused on his own orgasm, which wasn’t too far behind yours. His thrusts got sloppy, but he quickly regain rhythm. Bucky’s head fell against your chest.
“I need to- fuck… I need to pull out, doll.” He says, panting.
“No!” You whined. “Cum in me.” You tell him.
“You can’t just say shit like that, babydoll.” He says.
“Just do it! I want to feel it!” You tell him.
“Dirty girl.” He growls.
Bucky came inside of you after a few more thrusts. His thrusts came to a halt. He unwrapped your legs from his waist and sat back on the couch. The two of you were panting and sweaty.
“That was…” You breathed, trying to find the right words to describe the best sex you just had with Bucky.
“Fucking incredible.” Bucky says.
“Mhmm.” You hummed, nodding your head.
Bucky looked over at you. He admired the hickeys he left all over your boobs.
“Thank you for helping me out with that.” He says.
“You don’t have to thank me, Buck.” You sat up. “I’ll show you my boobs anytime you want to see them.” You say and bit your bottom lip, shaking your chest to make your boobs jiggle.
Bucky grabbed you and pulled you onto his lap, making you squeal.
“You have great boobs.” Bucky says, licking his lips and making you giggle.
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DBF!John Price x Reader
Daddy’s Girl
Summary: He’s supposed to be your dad’s best friend…
CW: DADDY KINK, PIV unprotected sex (use contraception irl), breeding kink, age gap (u r legal.), size kink if u squint, degradation, praise, sub/dom undertones, public flashing of your coochie, fingering, breast play, abuse of power ?
It was so wrong.
So, so wrong.
Maybe that’s why you did it, for the thrill, the burning satisfaction that reeks through you, curling under every vessel as you stare at him with those oh-so-innocent eyes. You watched him from across the backyard, broad muscles bulging out of his shirt, almost too tight as they squeezed against his biceps like a vice, snaking veins out of his battered and scarred skin.
John was a friend of your father’s, a good one at that, always being invited to the family barbeques and he’s canoodled amongst family members and close friends, working his way around the room with a cocky confidence that only spurred your thoughts on. There was a beer gripped in his right hand, a smug smile on his face as he cracked a joke with your dad, both blabbering on about God knows what.
He was attractive, his hair a mocha brown, slight strays of grey sneaking their way into an occasional strand. His moustache was thick, hair connecting across his face, complimented by a thick beard that merged into his sideburns. Cerulean eyes occasionally darted to you, observing you as you watched him with a sweet expression, twirling your hair as you blatantly checked him out.
You were sat on a lawn chair that faced him, everyone else mingling amongst one another, leaving you alone. A sundress adorned your skin, hugging your features in a flattering way as the bright colours complimented you. He turned away from the grill, standing in your direction as he nursed the beer to his thin lips, his stare penetrating through you. Your legs uncrossed, twitchy fingers pulling at the hem as it glided up your thighs, your game almost dangerous if anyone saw you.
You watched his chest rumble as he cleared his throat (which was an obvious decoy), eyes glancing away as you let out a shallow laugh, his reaction stirring something dark through you. Your dress rested at the very top of your thigh, legs clamped together as you waited for his steady eyes to fall back onto you.
Like clockwork, they did.
Your legs cocked up slightly, your dress slipping up more skin before you spread your legs, lack of panties evident as your folds glistened under a peak of sun. You watched his knuckles turn white as he gripped the glass bottle, eyes furrowing in both shock and another emotion you couldn’t quite place.
You adjusted your dress, standing up as you walked over to the man and your father, an innocent smile adorning your face as you shielded your eyes from the sun.
“Nearly ready, daddy?” You asked, talking to your father yet staring right at his friend.
“Nearly, sweetheart. Bout 10 minutes. You hungry?”
“Starving,” you said, licking your lips as you walked away, brushing past John as you headed inside, practically begging him internally to follow, your hips sashaying in a poor attempt to further seduce the older man.
Shaky hands poured the champagne into a flute, bubbles sizzling through the air as you raised the glass to your lips before a rough cough interrupted you, the liquid splashing down your chin as it dribbled onto your display of cleavage. You turned around, your eyes almost widening as you took in the sheer size of Price, thick arms crossed over his chest as he glared at you. You didn’t miss the way he glanced down at your wet chest before he looked back up at you.
“You playing a game with me, sweetheart?”
“No, sir. What makes you say that?” You ask, faux purity lacing your tone as you lean over the kitchen island, breasts pressed against the marble as you look at him.
John stepped close at an alarming rate, heavy footsteps pounding against the floor as he approached you, fist curling around your hair as he tilted your head up harshly.
“Playing a dangerous game, darling, something you’re not fit for.”
“Anything can fit with a little bit of effort,” you smiled, staring up at him.
His movements were rough as he lifted your dress, bare ass exposed as he cracked a hand down on it before groping it harshly, nails digging into the flesh as he growled against your neck, facial hair tickling you as you gasped at the sudden impact.
“John-“
Another slap.
“Not my fucking name, is it? What’s my fucking name?”
“S-Sir?”
Another slap.
“Too much of a whore to use your brain?”
“No daddy,” you whined before he smiled against your skin, teeth nibbling against your flesh as he fondled with your ass, admiring the red prints, the stain of his hand print.
“That’s it, maybe you’re smarter than I thought.”
“Not here,” you whined, pressing your ass closer to his hands as he ground his pants into the crevice, bulge pressing against you with a hard poke. He let out a huff before pulling your dress down, both of you eagerly descending up the stairs to your room.
John’s hands were all over you, pulling your dress down your chest as he wrapped a hand around your neck, holding you in place as he licked at your cleavage, cleaning up the sticky champagne that stuck to you.
Your nipples pebbled in the air as you whined, his spare hand tweaking one as you bucked your hips. “Need you to fuck me, daddy,” you mewled, a growl leaving his throat as he tugged you over with ease to your bed, sliding the rest of your dress off before it was discarded into a pile of clothes.
“Desperate whore, aren’t you? Showing me your pussy while I’m standing next to your father? How many of his other friends have you done that too?”
His tone was rough as his fingers found your pussy, smearing around your slick in a messy manner as he tightened the grip around your throat.
“None,” you hissed as he toyed with your clit before delivering a harsh slap to it, the pain jolting through your body as you jumped.
“None who?” He snarled as he dipped a finger into your heat, curling it around as he felt your gummy walls.
“None daddy, just you- fuck.”
Another finger worked their way through you as you moaned pornographically, eyes rolling back as he rubbed against your sweet spot, pleasure multiplying through you as you rolled your hips.
“You fuck up again and I’ll leave you here like this, understand me?”
“Yes daddy,” you cooed, staring up at him with fanned lashes.
He grumbled out a ‘good girl’ as he began to quicken his pace, fingers moulding inside you as you slurred out a mix of moans and whines, your lip tucked between your teeth as blue eyes watched you.
John’s mouth dived down to your chest as he held a hand at your throat still, his squeeze tight as he relentlessly fucked you with his fingers. A sensitive nipple was wet by the flat of his tongue before it was curled into his mouth, teeth grazing against it as you yelped, arousal leaking out of you like a faucet.
The coil in your stomach began to build, simmering inside you as your hips worked with his pace, eyes a bleak white as they rolled into your skull at the intensity of the feeling before it was gone, orgasm broiling away with a disappointing sensation as John slid his fingers out, slick coating them in an arrogant fashion as he pulled them apart, admiring the webs that weaved between his digits.
John was quick to rid his pants, letting them pool at his ankles as he glared at you, almost begging you with his eyes to complain so he could bend you over his knee and spank you raw.
You crawled up the bed, thighs twitching with eagerness before his hands were at your ankles, pulling you towards the edge in a dominant fashion as he took in the way your breasts jiggled at the movement.
“You gonna be good for me? Gonna let daddy split this pussy, hm?”
“Y-Yes daddy,” you stuttered out, asshole soaked in your own slick that pooled between your bruised cheeks.
“Good little slut,” he smirked before he was gripping his cock through his boxers, precum staining next to the mushroom head in a lewd manner before they were pulled down, heavy cock slapping against his t-shirt as you whined.
He was big, his girth almost scaring you as it flushed a deep red, multiple veins running across the shaft that connected with thick curls of dark pubes, his balls hanging as he leaked at the sight of you, so complacent underneath him.
Slowly, he lowered his cock, pressing it against your hole as you winced, gripping onto his large bicep as he towered over you, pulling away from your lips to look at you.
“You ready?”
“Yes daddy, please-“
His cock split through you inch by inch as he slid it into the tight crevice, walls expanding to his sheer size as you whined, a hand pushing against his chest as you gagged into the air at the burn.
“Move your hand,” John growled, nipping at your wrist as you complied, wrapping it around the back of his head as you gasped, the stretch searing through you.
“Too fucking big, daddy. I- can’t-“
“You can fucking take it.”
In a swift movement, he had bottomed out, a cry shedding from your lips as you shifted underneath his large frame, your legs still spread without your hands now as you clutched onto him.
His hips began to move, pulling out almost all the way before he rocked back into you, knocking the wind out of your lungs as you bit down on the air. He gradually fastened his pace, balls slapping against the back of your ass as crude slurps of your pussy squelched against the walls of the room, the sound bouncing from ear to ear as you moaned.
“F-Fuck daddy,” you slurred, your brows furrowed as you looked down, watching the way your pussy absorbed his cock, the length disappearing into you.
“Tight fucking pussy, all for me- all for fucking daddy.”
You nodded, the pleasure causing you to blabber as you whaled out noises, barely able to form a sentence. Your walls were gripping down on his cock as he worked into you, eager to coat your walls a pearly white, staining you with his seed.
“Oh my god,” you babbled as you lowered a hand to your clit, rubbing it with fervour as he pounded into you mercilessly, “don’t stop daddy, please.”
“You gonna let me cum in this pussy, sweetheart? Gonna make me an actual daddy?”
“Ye-yes daddy, please fill me up-“
He growled at your utter submission, hips bruising against yours as his pace fastened, the coil from before building again at a quickening rate as you cried out at the feeling, clit pulsing under your touch.
It wasn’t long before the build up snapped, clit throbbing with eagerness as your moan broke into the air, your head thrown back as you clawed at his back, orgasm ripping through you as your walls clenched around him deliciously, eager to milk his cock as he groaned.
“Good fucking girl, making such a mess on Daddy’s dick,” he spat, kissing you as he fucked you through your release, your body spasming as your thighs wrapped around him harder, locking him in place as his thrusts grew sloppy.
“Gonna ruin this pussy with my cum, plant a fucking baby in you- all fucking mine.”
“All yours daddy-“ you slurred, holding onto him before he stilled, a gush of cum pumping through your pussy as he painted your walls with thick coats of ivory, a whine leaving you as you clutched onto him harder.
John stayed inside you as you both panted, his arms resting against your face as he pressed a light kiss to your forehead in a comforting manner. You laughed, pecking his lips as he slowly pulled out, cum leaking from your abused cunt.
Your body ached as you winced at the empty feeling, almost desperate to have him back inside you.
“You got tissues, sweetheart?”
“Mhm, in my drawer-“
There was a light tap on the door before a familiar voice called out to you, “Honey, the foods gonna get cold, what’s holding you up in there?”
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