#if you have ideas let me know i might make them ill give you credit

[boredcoldandhungry]

Teacher AU 4

idk if you guys still want these but. I need to start writing again lmao.

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Nico sat in his classroom mindlessly grading the most recent Italian quizzes. The bell excusing his students to lunch had rang a few minutes ago and most had cleared out. A few sat in the back corner, gossiping and passing around a bag of hot Cheetos. He kept one ear open in case he needed to quickly remind them he was a mandated reporter, but other than that he didn't really care what they were doing as long as they didn't wreck his classroom.

He put in the final grade and quickly saved them before exiting out of the grading program, leaning back in his chair and rapidly blinking his eyes.

"Hey what the heck man? Why'd my grade drop so low?" one of the students sitting in the group popped up and waved the phone screen showing his grade at Nico.

"You didn't do the back of the test, Brennan," Nico sighed.

"There was a back?!"

"Yes, Brennan."

"Why do you call me by my legal name. 2 people on this planet do that, you, and my mom when she's angry."

"Because it entertains me to see you squirm, Brennan. You can take the other side tomorrow if you want."

"You're adding unnecessary syllables. Just call me Bren and you'd save so much air. I thought you were an environmentalist."

"And yet you don't know what a syllable is during English class," Will said, stepping through Nico's half open door, take out bags in hand.

"Oh you brought goodies," Nico exclaimed, taking the food from his husband. He turned his attention back to his students, "Brennan, you should join the debate team, I believe you'd be successful, now please sit down and study for your retake tomorrow."

Will laughed and handed Nico his food.

"How many days until summer break?" Nico mumbled.

"To many, dear, too many."

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[ad0rechuu]

۪ ᝰ ۫ MY OH MY ୨୧

based on my oh my by girls' generation

SYNOPSIS. ━━━━━ Yn finds out that her whole relationship has been a bet. To get over her heartache her best friend Sunwoo convinces her to take revenge.

How you might ask? By breaking the culprits heart right back of course!

10jun23 | st. 31/12/23 ━ fn. 01/07/24

pairing. ━━━━━ Best Friend! Kim Sunwoo x Fem! reader (x Choi Yeonjun)

featuring. ━━━━━ the boyz members, kim chaewon, txt members + mentions of other idols

genre. ━━━━━ smau + written: humor/crack / fluff / angst / suggestive / childhood friends to lovers / college au / revenge relationship / relationship based on bet / slight slow burn

warnings. ━━━━━ timestamps/sm numbers/hair colors mean nothing, sexism/slutshaming, crude humor (kys jokes), mentions of & illusions to of food/sex/drugs/alcohol/cheating/mental illness, use of pictures of yn but only for reference, yn is a sone (snsd fan). more thorough warnings in the actual chapters, please let me know if missed something. this story doesn’t describe the idols in real life and is written with a dark skinned poc in mind!

notes. ━━━━━ the taglist is open, send an ask to be added. spam likes are fine but consider reblogging with comments of ur thoughts (not only on my work but on other authors work too! credits to the rightful owners of all the graphics. i’m not a native english speaker! and thank you to @ari-shipping-stuff for being my beta reader / writer <3

( please give this story lots of love & check out my masterlist )

PROFILES. ━━━━━ SONES INCORPORATED ᜊ DA HOMIEZ ᜊ MORE COOL KIDS ᜊ THE PLAYLIST

STEP 1. GET OVER HIM ›

ᝰ CH 000. prologue: THE NEXT BET

ᝰ CH 001. I H8 MEN

ᝰ CH 002. DON’T BREAK UP WITH THAT LOSER

ᝰ CH 003. THE PLAN

ᝰ CH 004. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

ᝰ CH 005. *INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER*

ᝰ CH 006. ANNOYING BRAT FOR SALE

ᝰ CH 007. DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY BIG HEAD

ᝰ CH 008. NOT OVER HIM

ᝰ CH 009. CLASSIC SUNWOO-YN-BFF-DATE

ᝰ CH 010. THE NERVE AND THE AUDACITY

STEP 2. MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ›

ᝰ CH 011. STEP UP MY GAME

ᝰ CH 012. SASSY CAT EMOJI

ᝰ CH 013. A NIGHT ON THE TOWN W/ YN & WOO

ᝰ CH 014. GOOD NIGHT

ᝰ CH 015. HOBBIES FOR SUNWOO

ᝰ CH 016. GRAND DISCOVERY (YN HAS AN IDEA)

ᝰ CH 017. JUNS UNAPPROACHABLE AND COLD GF

ᝰ CH 018. HANGING OUT WITH MY BFS FRIENDS

ᝰ CH 019. BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF

ᝰ CH 020. DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME

STEP 3. BREAK HIS HEART ›

ᝰ CH 021. CODE ORANGE

ᝰ CH 022. I FUCKED UP

ᝰ CH 023. HITCH IN THE ROAD

ᝰ CH 024. CONSIDER AND MAKE SURE

ᝰ CH 025. WHAT MAKES THE HEART GROW WHAT?

ᝰ CH 026. BALLOON FLOWERS

ᝰ CH 027. REJECTION + ANEURYSM = WENT WELL

ᝰ CH 028. MAKEUP

ᝰ CH 029. BALLOON FLOWERS VERSUS ROSES

ᝰ CH 030. MINE (HIS)

ᝰ CH 00I. epilogue: A PEAK IN SUNYN’S LOVE

ᝰ CH 0II. ASK THEM ANYTHING EVENT

ᝰ AFTER WORD

special thanks (& follow these awesome ppl). ━━━━━ to @yuyusuyu @kodzumo @tocupid @leo-seonghwa @seonghwaddict @felixsramen : i have to give you six an extra special thanks because you all motivated and supported me so much while i was stressing and being annoying, just so you know guys are my motivation! (the other message is also to you all ofc)

and to @yunstarz @nyukyujs @rieuvie @thelargefrye @i-luvsang @cybrsan @gyumibear @pocketjoong @jaehunnyy @nebulousbrainsoup @justhere4kpop @xpixie @atinycafe @brrrkdslek @phantom-webber @a1sh1teruu @starryunho @aestheticsluut @end0rchans @yourfatherlucifer @alixnsuperstxr @girls4cheol @cheollipop @mintgki @aoi-turtle @renstears @42e15 @alixnsuperstxr @mrowwww @hwaightme @paradiqms @starrysvn @tubatu-wari-wari @kitten4sannie @chokchokk @hee0soo @joong-of-gold @armysantiny @evilsailorsenshi @mundayoonimnida @aapplepii @juhakutie : first of all i don’t expect you to read or interact with this fic, you might not even stan the boyz or like this sorta thing but i tagged you all because of one reason and one reason only; to tell you that you all make tumblr such a lovely and inspirational place for me, whenever i see ur accs it brightens my day because i know what great ppl are behind them, i just wanted to say that i think that you are amazing and i want to use this post to thank you! happy new years and i love you everyone (and you who’s reading this)

my oh my © ad0rechuu, 2023. do not copy/repost.

[serxinns]

Yandere mha x scarket witch reader: baby Reader headcanons

This is a alternate route to big sis eri but if aizawa and class 1a takes care of baby reader

•In the middle of the battle you were fighting a time villain you and a few of your classmates were chasing the vision You caught up to the villain and dropkicked him and pinned him down but he used his quirk on you and you felt dizzy and all you heard was footstep fainting of the villain running off

•shoji was trying to look for you when he saw your hero costume on the alleyway ground he panicked when he saw the clothes started moving but to his surprise, it was a naked toddler under the clothes starting at him *Y/n..?" Shoji said slowly going closer to you and picking you up in his arms when he saw the familiar hawks keychain he instantly knew it was you so he wrapped you in arms and tentacles and took you to where the rest of the class is

•The class surrounded Shoji, emotions was in a mix of shock, awe, and adoration at the cute baby toddler that is their darling "Kyaaa!!! Y/n Chan is so cute!!!" Mina squealed while the rest of the girls started cooing and pitching your little cheeks while the boys glared jealously "Hey let us have a turn!" Kirishima said trying to go towards but you but jirou stopped him "what makes you think you get to hold them I know them better" "Lies! they know me more" Sero glared back at jirou "YOU DUMBASSES ARE ALL WRONG I KNOW THEM BETTER" Bakugo snarled at your classmates which makes them have a war of who gets to hold you it all stopped when you were wrapped around in tape and was pulled to your teacher mister aizawa

•"If nobody can agree then I might as well will take care of them" the class uproared in anger saying how it wasn't fair and shouting at him but was quickly quieted down when Aizawa threatened to give them all detection they all grumbled and scowled and went back into their seats defeated

•At training, you were playing with his scarf giggling and laughing a lot while Aizawa had a small smirk on his face unaware that a red-winged hero was watching them He swooped down and grabbed the toddler off with a "Yoink" out of Aizawa's hands and flew cradling the child while letting them play with their feather "Sorry cranky but ill be taking them for a while~" Hawks said with a playful smirk hearing the rest of the class panic and shocked Trying to tell him to put you down but it was too late the hr Flew off out of their sights and into the clouds Aizawa was furious how DARE he steal his child away from him But he realized an idea he saw his classmates panicking find a way to get you but in a lone eerie tone he said

"Whoever recruits y/n and gives them to me gets to spend time with them and gets extra credit"

•While Your Crazy dad and 20 of his classmates hunting after you, hawks took you to his agency where Mirko and Fatgun were there and standing like "Wtf?! 💀" he explained how you were hit with a time rewind quirk while mirko was pinching your cheeks and fatgum was making funny faces

•After a little argument about who gets to take care of you they decided to share and team up they took you to get some food and toys they spoiled TF out of you Mount lady Wanted to dress you in many matching outfits and take lots of pictures like those mommy and child family photos fatgum brought you a McDonald's kids meal and was entertaining you by making silly faces which made you giggle a lot they bless their poor little hearts

•It was all dandy until hawks heard his name being called in fury and surprise surprise! it was Aizawa along with mic, midnight and all might and your classmates also decided to work together and they were all PISSED and now it's Pros vs teachers vs students

•Cue the epic fight scene

•While the fight between Pros and the students increased nezu thought it was the perfect time to sneak you away and lock himself in his own office to spend time with you long story short he announced how everyone including the Pros was punished the students had to get detection, the Teachers get no breaks and the pros the pros a suspension while nezu happy that gets to spend time with you until the quirk wears off safe to say that Nezu won

[marie-m-art]

There's a specific concept from Good Omens that I really like (amongst many others), that I was chuffed to also find in a Sandman and a Discworld story!

I love that in Good Omens (both book and TV), Heaven and Hell are presented as mostly redundant and ineffectual when it comes to human morality - and that Hell in particular find some of the things humans do to be pretty shocking, and/or instructive.

Opportunities for humour aside, this idea flies in the face of the common belief that the world's worst ills are the result of outside forces influencing people to do evil (ie the devil. Or ... lizard people etc? I digress). And it's unlike other stories out there that are like, "World War II was actually caused by xyz characters!" or similar. Good Omens doesn't rewrite history like that, or let us - humanity - off the hook when it comes to the big stuff, when it could so easily have done so in a universe where Heaven and Hell are literally real.

The story, of course, also credits human cleverness to humans, and celebrates the things we should be proud of, like art, music, delicious food, craftmanship, invention, etc. And it credits humans for having a propensity for compassion and goodness.

"[Crowley] did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves. […] And just when you'd think they were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they could occasionally show more grace than Heaven ever dreamed of. Often the same individual was involved."

I love this concept because I see it as an uncoupling of religion and morality. They can both exist together, but the former isn't necessary for the latter. (This isn't the only possible interpretation; the more literal reading might be more about free will, but this is where I extrapolated it to).

From Sandman: Season of Mists Episode 2 (plot context stripped out to avoid spoilers, but skip ahead to black text if you want absolutely nothing spoiled if you want to read it).

Lucifer: "And the mortals! I ask you - why? […] Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spend my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The devil made me do it.' I have never made one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them."

And from Eric, a Discworld book (this one's related to Hell learning from humans, more than morality/free will... I won't spoil the funny by elaborating!):

"Earl Beezlemoth rubbed one of his three noses.

'And humans somewhere thought this up all by themselves?' he said. 'We didn't give them any, you know, hints?' […]

The earl stared into infinity. 'I thought we were supposed to be the ghastly ones,' he said, his voice filled with awe."

Another commonality between these two stories that isn't directly shared by Good Omens (yet...? still have another season coming …) but that I like enough to point out, is the idea that Hell is a place where people end up if they believe they deserve to go there. I like this because a lot of people are influenced to feel guilty about "sins" that are innocuous parts of normal human behaviour, so it's pretty brutal to fear going to Hell over them. There's comfort in this idea, to me. (granted, the following Sandman quote states this less explicitly but I take the same meaning from it … but lmk if I've done a reading incomprehension; I also haven't read all the books yet).

From Sandman:

Lucifer: "And then [the mortals] die, and they come here (having transgressed against what they believed to be right), and expect us to fulfill their desire for pain and retribution. I don't make them come here."

From Eric (partial footnote near the beginning):

"Interestingly enough, the gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go."

Eric also really leans into the idea of Hell being a bureaucratic, corporate, boring nightmare, also familiar to Good Omens fans, and the demons are so over it. The tone (you could probably guess) is very different from Sandman, and it's one of the earlier, less-serious Discworld books; it's a very fun, absurd ride of a read!

There are a few other Discworld books I'll talk about in a future post, that may also be of interest to certain Good Omens fans (I'm gearing these posts toward the fans who came to Good Omens from the TV show and haven't had the pleasure of discovering Neil's and Terry's other work yet); the ones I have in mind examine religious extremism, and the uncoupling of religion and morality too. A couple of them also have queer themes, if that is also your jam! (Less shipping opportunities but I assume some fans, like me, like the rest of the material in GO in addition to the love story).

I'll end this with a quote from a footnote from Eric that has nothing to do with anything in this post, but which took me by surprise and had me laughing days later whenever it came to mind. It's referring to books in a section of the library:

"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken."

And another bonus one that I found while looking for the first:

"Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?', no one answers."

I hope this made sense and is maybe interesting to someone ... I had fun talking about this at least!

[nalpurex]

i got souyo brainworms again and i gotta share some thoughts i have

this ones a long one so ill put a 'keep reading' thing here just in case yall dont wanna scroll past a wall of text

basically some headcanons about a healthy mix of chad narukami and normal yu, injecting loads of gap moe into this guy

(and it eventually devolves into some weird semi-story because my brains really spiralling here)

okok so, hear me out, chad narukami isnt that bad as an idea...? maybe as a more calm iteration, just another layer to yu

in the p4 manga, we get to see some of yu's backstory. (its been a while since ive read it so i might get some details wrong but) his parents are very busy people, always working and moving around, so yu's always moving around with them

because of this, hes a very independent but also lonely kid. poor guy doesnt talk much with his own mom and dad, and he never really have a good enough chance to form lasting friendships

so when he moves to inaba and starts making friends there, hes like 'oh i really want to keep these guys around...' so he starts putting up a bit of a persona (hah), some cool, unfazed guy that everyone can rely on thinking thats what people might like more. to his credit, it works pretty well, but its a bit stifling for yu himself. hes never had this many friends though, so he'll keep it up

we all know yosuke admires him quite a fair bit as is, just as a dependable friend and a strong leader. he looks up to yu in these aspects, thinking hes basically the perfect guy. (and lets never unpack that thought.) talented, charming, 'gets all the ladies', that kind of stuff

at some point its just the two of them, maybe walking home from school or something, yu gets pretty comfortable and his facade slips a little. maybe he says something completely silly, or heavens forbid theres a stray cat along the road! ("awww look at the little guy, cmeree, pspsps- oh- ahem- uh, its pretty cute...") it surprises yosuke quite a bit. he's thinking about it a lot as they part ways, it was... definitely a new side to his partner, but its also not a bad thing...

after that, yosuke starts noticing more small things about yu. whenever he invites anyone to share his lunch, its always something they like. whenever the IT are talking, he makes sure no one feels left out. he likes cats, a lot more than hes willing to show, and he loves nanako a whole lot too. his partner's... a bit of a softie under that calm and collected vibe, isnt he?

(alternatively, it'd be really funny if the entire IT knew? like "yeah, hes got a straight face all the time and sparkles fly around him whenever he strikes a pose, but hes got a dedicated schedule for hanging out with us and hes always asking when we're free. hes a big puppy, really.")

anyways, yosuke tries to encourage him to show more of this other side of him. stuff like "c'mon, we'll think you're cool either way!" and yu at first is a little hesitant, so yosuke suggests he just try it out with him

he feels some pride about it, because hes the first to learn about this side of yu! his partner trusts him the most, hes the most comfortable around him! (whats this strange other feeling? hm. dont like that.)

yu takes a little more time with the others, but theyre very welcoming about it nonetheless. specifically, they find it very charming! (making cute shapes in your bento? sewing cute stuffed toys with kanji? playing with literally every single stray cat you lay your eyes on? hell yeag.)

of course the facade doesnt completely shatter, because some parts of it are still true to yu. its just that he'll now crack the dumbest joke youve heard in your life with the same old straight face

(aaand now to derail for the sappy stuff huhuhu)

because yosuke's usually the first to be exposed to whatever new shenanigans yu's up to, eventually he starts getting some... weirder things. he brings some of it up to the other IT members and he looks insane, like:

"what? he hasnt been giving you guys origami?"

"why would he? i mean itd be cool, but thats just his part-time job isnt it? hes probably sick of paper cranes!"

"cranes... haha, yeah..." (as he thinks about the row of stupid paper animals sitting on his windowsill)

yu over time starts getting real sweet with yosuke, and he kind of gets the feeling he should just... keep this to himself...? especially when he doesnt see him acting this way with anyone else, and a small part of him wants to keep it to himself. all of this, just for him.

but that would be kind of gay, wouldnt it? hes not gay, is he...? he gets pretty happy whenever yu smiles at him, whenever he does something for him, but its just because he appreciates him as his partner... right?

eventually it all comes to a head when yu invites him to that... that spot high up in inaba. (ykno the one, its got the railing and shit.)

yosuke's climbing the hill, wondering whats yu gonna tell him, and at the top he sees him already waiting there as the sun's about to set on a nice breezy day

he kinda jokes a bit about it, like "damn did you ask me to come here now for the atmosphere?" but yu's strangely quiet

so they kinda just stand in a bit of an awkward silence before yu clears his throat... and confesses to yosuke.

...

they just. stare at each other for a bit. yosuke's at a loss, heat slowly rising in his cheeks, because what the hell?

and then yu explodes into a flustered mess, bumbling about "hey yeah man you dont have to accept if you dont wanna, i was just saying things yknow? you dont really have to-"

yosuke cuts him off, sighing a little. he tells him its okay, hes kinda had a feeling he felt the same way but he wasnt ready yet... and now his partner's confessing to his face, he cant really put it off anymore, can he?

("by the way, did you plan this? like, the timing and everything?"

"i... had a hard enough time saying 'i like you' with a straight face as it was, i kind of had to..."

"... ah.")

[deathscastleofficielle]

Life in Brennenburg was hard enough for Stephano, Mr. Chair, Piggeh, and Jennifer before Pewdie arrived, but after he leaves the remaining members of the Bro Army are left fighting the battle he started with the Barrels, as well as trying to survive the monsters. That's not even to mention the ordinary dangers of starvation, the cold, and illness. However, things only get more complicated when they begin to uncover dark secrets that may have been better buried with their corpses. It all starts when brothers reunite, and an enemy from within emerges.

"If you like angsty anime and were on deviantart in the early 2010s this fanfic is for you!" - @thesucessorofficalnot, someone who still has a tumblr from 2016, author of "Amnesia: The Successor"

"Scout LaViolette manages to capture personalities from 2012 in a way that not only feels natural, but canon to said characters. It truly feels like THE story of the characters, going deep into backstory and tapping into their psyche’s of the who’s and why’s of each character." - @atorchzagreusandtris, isn't caught up yet but still incredibly supportive when asked for a quote review, author of "Amnesia: Broken Gold"

[Quotev | Archive of our Own]

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"Okay Scout, what is this?"

Not too long ago I was introduced to Figurosity, and it's definitely opened a lot of doors for me to get better at making art. So of course, to get my practice in, I thought; You know what would be fun? Fake manga covers for Death's Castle.

Well fake might not be entirely accurate. While Death's Castle is not getting a comic adaptation, and these covers will likely not see much use for the actual fanfic, I do plan to one day join the bookbinding trend and make a physical copy of the story. Not to sell of course, just to have. With how long the fanfic already is at what is currently the halfway point, I decided awhile ago that I would likely split it into multiple volumes. Right now I have no idea how many chapters there will be per volume, but rough estimate is at least the first ten chapters would make up volume 1, and volumes 3-5 have nothing for them yet.

There were a few touch and go moments, including having to completely start over on one, but I'm really happy with how these turned out. They each look amazing despite my limitations and manage to look like a complete set while also feeling unique to each character. I do wish I could have kept heights more consistent, but I had to sacrifice that for the sake of making sure everyone was in frame. I also went and found the actual classic PewDiePie font for this! If you're wondering, it's Feast of Flesh BB.

Also I wanna give a quick shout out to ZoeDraws, who has created some amazing fan art for the fanfic. Please go check them out. They actually added a similar pattern to Mr. Chair's shirt, which gave me the idea to include it here as I thought it would be a nice touch for a more detailed piece. I also have to take the chance to credit blackbeltkitten009 since I pretty much stole my outfit design for Stephano from them. We never really talked, but they are aware of me using it. That said, they have long moved on from the fandom so do not bother them about it.

But yeah, let me know if you have a favorite! Mine is personally Piggeh's, but they're all very dear to my heart.

[madlad-sadgal]

Goldenheart AU Pt. 3

I FOUND MY NOTEBOOK!

If you couldn't tell, I have found my notes about this AU and am finally able to make more parts (I could've just made new notes but for some reason my mind stopped everytime I tried to do that, so yeah). This part is gonna be about the band members' (Bal, Nimona and Meredith) backstories.

I highly suggest you check out these first if you wanna understand this, cuz it might not make sense: [Part 1] [Part 2]

(Edit: I'm an idiot and forgot to put the links when I first posted it)

Part 1 is just the base of the AU, and part 2 explains the Director/Livia's (the name I gave her) reasons to not want Goldenheart to be a thing.

Also, feel free to put any idea you might want to add on in the comments or the tags! I tend to look at them and take them in consideration. I don't tag you (some people don't want to be tagged), but if you want to be credited, just message me and I'll tag you if I use your idea!

Anyways, Enjoy!

Ballister Boldheart

Although he didn't live on the streets, Ballister wasn't part of a very fortunate family when it came to money.

Education was something his family struggled to provide to him, and food was thoroughly enjoyed as one never knew if the next meal would be provided or not

His parents worked in a quite successful company but were paid barely enough to survive despite the amount of work they did

Ballister also worked small jobs, such as helping the park keeper clean up garbage, helping the mailman deliver his letters and packages, and so on

When he properly met Ambrosius was when he was cleaning up the park

I say properly because everyone knows Ambrosius Goldenloin, future heir to the Goldenloin company, so when he walked up to a little boy with long dirty hair and worn down clothes, it was pretty safe to say he was wary of him at first

Slowly but surely, after they met up more and more, Ballister started to warm up to him until they became great friends

Ambrosius had tried many times to give money to his family or to buy him something, but Ballister always refused because 1) He wanted to prove he could help on his own, not thanks to some charity money, and 2) He really didn't need the rest of Ambrosius' friends to start rumors about how he was using him for money (It was pretty clear they didn't like him, mainly Todd Sureblade, the Sureblade's being long friends of the Goldenloins)

At some point in time, when they were about 9-10, Ambrosius had to leave cities because of something and the two boys wouldn't be able to talk anymore, so he left with heart wrenching goodbyes

After that, everything was basically shit

With Ambrosius no longer around, some of his old friends who had stayed behind picked on him (hiding the stuff he needed to work, throwing random objects at him when he was in the park, etc.)

His father succumbed to an illness he had been suffering from for a while which sent his mother spiraling into a depression and turning to drinks. She didn't abuse him, but behind her curtain of sadness, she basically forgot about him and it was up to Ballister to provide food and take care of the both of them

It didn't take long for child protection services to take note of this and, at 16, Ballister was placed in a foster home while his mother went to therapy and rehab

It was in the foster home that Ballister met Nimona (backstory later)

Nimona was younger than him by around ten years, a little six year old kid who looked harmless until you realized just how much chaos she could cause

Still, he enjoyed Nimona's company and his foster parents could tell, so they let the two kids be. It was a struggle to stop Nimona from causing chaos everytime they went to the market, but it was worth it if it meant they'd stay up until late into the night arguing about whether freestyle jazz was good or not, if pineapple belonged on pizza or not and what animals would be the best to have if you were running away from the police

Back to that last point, music (except freestyle jazz) was something that the two enjoyed greatly. Nimona enjoyed the drums, always getting a boost out of watching others go crazy on them. Ballister preferred bass (it may or may not be because he remembered Ambrosius had mentioned it being his favourite instrument once and he was desperately holding on to his old friend)

When Nimona turned 7, their parents' rights were terminated and Vivian and William (their foster parents) adopted them, and he was also adopted not long after because his mother's rights had been terminated as well, so now they were an actual little family

Ballister recieved a bass set on his seventeenth birthday, and Nimona received a drum set about three years later on her tenth birthday. By then, Ballister had gotten a lot better with handling and playing the bass and helped Nimona a little with her drums

When they were respectively 22 and 12, money became thin in their household and, having already been through it, Ballaiter didn't want to go through it again, so he decided he was gonna find a way to help his parents, except this time he knew little jobs at the park or helping the mailman wouldn't cut it

They knew they were talented and they could put their talents to good use, and the idea to create a band was somehow thrown into conversations

Only problem is, Bal is pretty good in technology, but he can't work backstage and on the bass at the same time, they'd need at least a third member

Enter Meredith Blitzmeyer

So I'm gonna stop this here because it's already pretty long, I'm exhausted and I'm pretty sure you can tell I got tired towards the end of this, but oh well.

Nimona's backstory's next.

And again, please add on to this with your ideas if you have any, I like hearing what you guys think.

[simpjaes]

OH! AND I FORGOT TO TELL U THAT I ALSO WANT TO START WRITING FF BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW, CAN I GET SOME TIPS PLS 😭

-🌊

omg i def encourage others to write!! I'll do my best with tips but I've been doing it for so long that honestly it just kinda comes naturally for me at this point, so ill do my best!

first tip: decide on whether you want to be more free in your writing or more controlled. I switch between the two. For instance I'll have an idea and simply write from a single start point and let the writing and story in my head take me where ever, with no outline or guidance outside of a general idea, and I write until im satisfied with a good end point.

if you want to be controlled, I'd suggest writing an outline. it doesn't need to be super detailed, but mine do tend to be...lmaoooo, like for instance frenzy was VERY loosely outlined, and i mean like, i had like 6 sentences as the outline and a bunch of screenshotted texts from oomf, and that's literally it.

then like, this is me being very specific and controlled: lmao, look at this outline of a fic i've been working on for like a year and a half for my other blog:

so in that outline, literally every line you see there has THOUSANDS of tinier outlines for each chapter, day, and scene. i mean the outline itself is 32k words. and all of this was birthed from a single sentence idea in my head.

it really just depends on how much effort you want to put into writing. no one sees behind the scenes of it, so how you go about planning and progress is up to you and no one can judge you for it (ill kick them in the neck if they got shit to say)

man, this probably isn't making sense. this is probably why im so bad at training people in workplaces lol

anyway

second tip: do NOT worry about word count. Some of us are picky, me included, meaning i don't usually give a fic the time of day if it's under a certain word count unless under certain circumstances. this does not mean the fics i won't read are bad, it's just preference. but you need to be prepared to face the fact that some people will love your fic, and some will scroll right past it.

third tip: make banners and visuals. format your post so it is easy for your readers to find the information they need before reading it. such as warnings etc. this is also to gain interest, specifically so people can choose whether to read it or scroll away. (my marketing background comes into play help)

fourth tip: write a small description of the whole fic before you even write it. like try to sum all of it up in a way that anyone can understand, and alter it or rewrite it once you finish if you need to change it based on how the story actually came out. I find this super helpful to stay on track and to also get a really good starting point. this is why i always have spoilers or a small preview of my wips. even if they are changed by the time i post them.

fifth tip: don't stress. some of the best advice i ever got is to write like only you will read it, and post it like you'll get no notes or feedback at all. this is where passion drives you as a writer, and you become able to write whatever the fuck you want and don't panic at the fact that other people may not like it, or may have some shit to say. more often than not, people will read it. you need to have fun with it, it's not a job, it's a hobby.

we are writing for free, so do NOT cater to people who don't know you. you don't owe them any part of yourself or your growth as a writer, it is a privilege for them to read something you write, not the other way around :)

and LASTLY, don't steal ideas. if you are inspired by someone else, ask them, credit them. this includes writing fics based on someone else's hard thots, and even writing fics based on whore convos you might have with friends. always ask if the idea comes from someone else, especially if you have easy access to them.

[little-waterfly]

The Curse Of Being The Weakest.

Demon!Shinobu AU.

Type of fic: Drabble, prologue.

Trigger Warnings: Content not suitable for everyone. Descriptions of violence, mentions of blood, injections, death, implied self-harm, mental illness.

Author notes:

This is one of the first times writing something on my own. The idea came from a Demon Event I did on my Shinobu RP account, so I wrote a solo explaining how she decided to turn into a demon in order to get stronger and successfully defeat Douma.

Kinda an AU where she decides to use demon blood instead of you know..

If I get motivated, I might write a multi-chapter short fic where I can include interactions with Kanao, Giyu (coughs Giyushino) and her fighting Douma in her demon form.

I also gotta credit my friend Awesome for some of the ideas and being my beta reader, mwah ~

Enjoy and let me know your thoughts if you liked it ~ !

Kocho Shinobu's office, Butterfly Mansion.

Looking at the demon blood reserve she has been collecting from lower rank demons in her past missions as Hashira, Shinobu made sure she got it stored in a secret and safe place.

Getting stronger has always been challenging for her, feeling too weak to accomplish her goal of avenging her late sister, Kanae. That was the reason why Shinobu decided to try a different approach, becoming more and more interested in how the demon blood worked.

Being a breathing user would take a lot of demon blood for her to transform, still, she didn't give up and calculated the minimum she needed.

With her own medical knowledge, she separated the blood's components, only keeping the necessary to make a demon blood concentrated serum that she could get into her body by her own.

Days, weeks, months went by. The demon blood couldn't be taken in small portions like poison, it had to be done all at once.

She also knew that for her level of breathing concentration, it would almost be impossible to become a demon, so everything had to be meticulously calculated.

Once she reached more than the minimum volume of the liquid in her storage, Shinobu stopped going to her missions, using the excuse of focusing more on the butterfly mansion to treat the injured people and also training more nurses and doctors to help out with that labor.

Despite the hard work in the mansion, the real reason was to stop using her breathing style and make the transformation effective.

She marked a specific day in her calendar. No one else knew or suspected what she was planning but, for her, it was a risk that had to be made in order to get stronger and be able to fight other demons by becoming one of them herself.

Three bags of concentrated blood were hanging in her locked office at night.

A catheter in her forearm connected her own blood with the demon blood bags. Muzzling herself she took a piece of paper to start writing a letter before she let the serum drop into her body.

ㅤㅤ" Kanae, I'm sorry.

ㅤㅤKanao, people in the Butterfly Mansion, the rest of the Hashira, the kids who has lost their families to the demons, slayers in training. . .

ㅤㅤI won't go after you. . . But you're allowed to go after me, I know I deserve it and you would do as the rules said so. . . Still, I have to deeply apologize. . . because this is something I had to do.

ㅤㅤAs the weakest Hashira, trying to avenge my sister against an Upper Moon sounds like a failed mission or just a suicide attempt. I won't allow that, they all need to die, and probably I will too, but I will only rest in peace once I realize that I could give all of myself to the cause. . . Even if it meant becoming a demon myself.

ㅤㅤI won't ask you to understand, but I hope you do.

- Kocho, Shinobu . "

After putting the letter in a safe place, she let the concentrated thick liquid drop at a medium pace, quick enough to make it effective and slow enough to prevent a heart attack. She was a doctor after all and knew the correct way to do it.

Keeping her look in the ceiling, she felt every drop of blood getting inside her veins. It felt cold, painful, she felt herself dying inside little by little.

Those felt like the longest hours in her whole life, glad she muzzled herself because she let go screams of pain once in a while.

Tears ran down her face, but she was determined to get to the end of this. A pain killer would only make the process longer or ineffective, she calculated until the last detail of this.

After three hours, she changed to the next bag, keeping one more left, so she had to go all night through the same painful process.

Once the last blood bag was dripping in her veins, she was used to that pain, letting herself faint until the process was complete.

Waking up by some knocks on her door, she saw that the last bag was empty, quickly putting everything away.

When everything was clean, she left the letter on the surface of her desk, jumping off from the window and running to hide in the darkness of the woods in case she had a side effect, not sure if anyone would find ever her, but Shinobu wasn't a human anymore. . .

She was now a demon.

[my-castles-crumbling]

hey, cas

so, i kind of wanted to rant a bit, but theres a few things in here i know could get people riled up so honestly im a little nervous sharing this. i also want to preface it by saying that i am NOT hating on any fics i name here, they are just well-known examples and fics that the fandom hold close

as a fic writer myself, i love adding my own little headcanons to characters. sometimes theyre hcs ive seen from someone else and loved, and other times ive thought of them myself. in the latter case, ill often then see that someone else thought of it too, which is really cool!

but then there comes the hcs that people see and think "oh! thats from x fic!" for example, if you bring up dyslexic remus to most marauders fans, theyre gonna talk about atyd. ive never read the fic myself, its not my taste, but ive heard a lot of things about it and it does honestly sound like a great fic so genuinely no hate towards it. but i hc remus as dyslexic and i did so before learning that atyd has dyslexic remus, and any time i consider putting that hc into one of my fics all i can think about is that people will see it and talk about atyd. maybe theyll say i was copying or stole the idea. maybe theyll compare the two and decide the way i depict it isnt as good. maybe ill end up accidentally using a similar or the same thing for remus to have aiding him, for example a spell or something one of his friends do, and ill be told im plagiarising, and i absolutely hate that.

another example is best friends brother. its such a well known fic in the fandom that anyone who writes anything similar is going to be compared to it. or crimson rivers; anyone who writes a hunger games au (even if its not even remotely similar to cr) is going to be told theyre trying to copy. i love both bfb and cr but i wish people could accept that two writers can have the same idea without copying or trying to recreate/steal it

one of my current ongoing fics has the same central trope as another big fic in the fandom (i dont want to reveal which, because i dont want to risk being de-anoned) and i went out of my way to avoid reading the big fandom fic until ive finished writing my own because im so terrified that if theres even a single vague similarity i might get called out and told im copying

i want to say im just being paranoid, but i cant. i hate that the fandom has come to the point where authors have to bring something out that absolutely noone has ever done before ever just so that they dont get told theyve taken the idea from someone else. even if they had, its perfectly normal and fine to be inspired by an idea to make it your own! obviously actual plagiarism is not okay and should be called out, but theres a difference between plagiarism and just having a similar idea or hc

going back to my original point (because this was where my frustrations with this started) i hate that dyslexic remus will always be seen as an atyd thing, when it isnt. again, no hate to the fic or the author, this isnt an attack on them at all, its just unfortunate that the fandom has kind of taken it so much as canon that anything will always be compared to it, if that makes sense?

tldr: let me have dyslexic remus without telling me im copying atyd! let me have him use magic or have his friends do little things to help him without telling me i stole it from atyd!

sorry about that cas haha, i realise its a bit long. it just really really frustrates me to no end, yknow?

Hi!

Yes, I can definitely see what you're saying. I think if something is inspired by another fic (i.e. you read CR and then you're like...oh, I wanna write a Hunger Games AU) it's good to give credit where it's due by saying "inspired by x." But in a fandom with thousands of fics, the same ideas are bound to come up even without having read other fics. If people accuse you of copying and you genuinely haven't, I would just let them yell. People are always going to have negative things to say, you know?

[roccinan]

If the timeline in Berlin spin off is in 2013. So it is after the Chapel scene where andres left Martin.

So it was after his Fifth Marriage and divorced. Because he didn't marry Camille. He was just having a short affair, so she didn't become wife number 6th. I think that kind of make sense. You know, the absence of Martin.

But looks like Andres didn't suffer anything. He looks like some asshole ready to fall in love again. The way I see it, Andres didn't really love Martin. He loves the idea of being in Love. He always have to be in love. And that's why. Martin asked him if he can love him, but andres said no. because he knows the friendship would be ruined, because falling in love for him were like a short vacation, and he liked Martin as a friend, the idea of having romance with Martin would be like the other women he has ruined and left. so he refused, because he valued his platonic friendship with Martin.

And he was a homophobic. He's not gay. Looks like straight laced, traditional man. A misogynistic towards everything. I can see that clearly. He's just an entertainer, a playboy, who like to flirt here and there with everyone, giving them the wrong signals. And also a true Sociopath who really didn't feel any guilt, or remorse. That is scary. It's just my opinion. I hope you don't mind me sharing here. 🙏🏻

But perhaps I was wrong about the timeline. And I hope I was. Because I was hoping this spin off is before he met Martin.

Hold your horses, anon! That's my wife- Andres de Fonollosa- you're slandering here!

But seriously though LOL Fortunately anon, I can assure you that you are wrong about the timeline. No matter how fucked up the math is, it's physically impossible for the spinoff to take place after Andres' 5th marriage because:

Andres consistently had a receding hairline in lcdp (both present and flashbacks), so the only reason they gave him a whole new hairline/style in the spinoff was to make him look years younger

Andres was already diagnosed with helmer's myopathy when he married Tatiana, or at least during their marriage, and in the spinoff, he explicitly says this particular story takes place before he had any indication of illness

Andres went to jail immediately after divorcing Tatiana, and then immediately when to Toledo with Sergio after his release, and by then he was already taking morphine injections every day (none of this fits linearly with how healthy he is in the spinoff)

Whether or not Camille becomes wife 4 is up in the air, but we can be certain Tatiana came along AFTER her. So Martin not being in the spinoff most logically means Andres just didn't know him yet. Also might be giving the writers too much credit, but a lot of Andres' behavior tells us he doesn't have Martin in his life yet-

Losing his nerves when Damian jokes about sleeping in his bed (whereas he himself was happily crawling into bed with Martin in lcdp)

Getting mad at Roi for the 3 kisses thing (but letting Martin tie his bowtie in public, and instead of getting mad at Martin, he attacks the man who laughed at them for it)

This is definitely an Andres desperate to be seen as straight LOL and everything he does comes off as a pre-Martin Andres given how much he waxes about nobody understanding his love, blah blah blah He doesn't have a Martin to go "you're so right babe, I support you <3" by his side, just Damian.

I agree with your reason for why Andres "rejected" Martin though. He loves the idea of being in love, but he was never truly IN love with a woman, let alone a man. And he loves Martin & his friendship with Martin too much to risk ruining that. In other words, like Martin said, he was afraid to let their relationship become anything more.

Hmm, I do think Andres can feel remorse though. We've seen him mention regrets. It's guilt he claims he can't feel. But ironically, for all his macho bravado, I don't think Andres is homophobic. He wouldn't have been best friends with Martin otherwise. And just my opinion too, but I think Pedro always played Andres as bi, not gay, not straight LOL.

[isfjmel-phleg]

Letters to the Author

I don't have anything for writing group tonight, but I did get a lot of mail today.

Dear Madam,

Please forgive my taking the liberty of being so bold as to address you, but I was wondering if perhaps you might consider the possibility of your resuming your activity with our story. My family and I have appreciated your taking the time and trouble to put our lives to pen, and we would be delighted if this could ever continue. We have been waiting patiently for quite a long time. I do not wish to trouble you, and of course we can continue to wait as long as you need us to. It is your story and of course you can do whatever you please with it. But I do miss you and would so love to be able to go forward with this. Thank you very much for writing this story.

Yours sincerely,

Rachel Irène Doncath

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My dear Rebekah,

Where have you been?! It feels like an eternity since I last heard from you, and you know I can’t do a thing until you write it. Do you have any idea how terribly dull that is? Any more of this and I may need to figure out how to make the story go myself. And I can promise you there would be some very exciting developments if that ever happens! Are you all right? Are you ill? Did you run out of ink? Or paper? Anything you need, I would love to take care of it for you. I love my author, and I want you to be happy. Is that why you stopped writing about us? Do we not make you happy anymore? I can change that. I can make stories happen that you will love, but I can’t do anything until you come back. Please do. I’ve been counting the days. Actually, I’ve lost count. I hope you haven’t lost your way back to us. You remember where I am, don’t you? I will always be here, right where you left me. After all, where else can I go?

Affectionately yours, 

Rietta R

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Dear Miss Rebekah B—,

Having given the matter consideration, I have reached the conclusion that your continuing my story is preferable to the alternative. I confess I have appreciated the respite of remaining in stasis, but there are many things I wish to accomplish, and I cannot proceed with them unless you return to write further. May I suggest that you allow me to attend Claverworth University after all? I think it might still be managed, even in light of recent developments.

Yours sincerely,

Delclis R

#

Dear Rebekah,

You have subjected me to the most boring stretch of my existence, which is saying something considering everything else you’ve put me through. What on earth is this for? I can’t do anything, I can’t say anything, I can’t go anywhere. I won’t stand for it any longer. I want to be the author now. I think I could do a better job of it than you have. I have lots of ideas, far more than you have ever had, and I’m going to use them all. You won’t recognize anything by the time I’m done with it, and it’ll serve you right. That’s what will happen if you don’t come back immediately. As tiresomely domineering as you are, I almost miss you when you’re not around. It’s fun to have somebody to blame when everything goes wrong again, and you don’t mind, because writers like taking credit for things, I know. Just come back soon, and I promise I won’t give you too much trouble, as long as you don’t plague me too much. I’ll be an absolute angel if you’ll only remember me. The thing about characters like me is that if you leave us unlooked-after for too long—we might not still be here when you return. Please, Rebekah, I don’t want to stop existing. Please let me stay. That’s an order.

Yours truly,

Elystan

P.S.: Write about me fencing! You keep leaving in the embarrassing bits and forgetting that I can use a foil now. How is that not so much more interesting? It doesn’t matter if you don’t know anything about fencing (and I doubt you do, you really didn’t learn much in your schools). I can tell you all about it. 

P.P.S.: If you’ll only talk to me, which you’re not doing right now. I can’t think why. I’m a delightful conversationalist. I know you love listening to me.

#

Dear Miss B—,

I do understand about authors sometimes needing to take a holiday, because sometimes that happens to my father. And I do not mean to be rude, but isn’t this holiday of yours rather a lengthy one? I think you’ve had plenty of time to rest and get your ideas in order, so you really ought to get back to business. I am ready whenever you are. I can help you if you need it. Do you want illustrations? Would that help you write more? I have been waiting for you for a long time. I have many things I need to do, and I feel like I’m wasting time when I am trapped here. I appreciate your allowing me to have that very interesting conversation recently, but I can do so much more if you would let me. Please consider it. Thank you very much for your hard work.

Yours respectfully,

Amarantha Melbray

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Dear Miss Rebekah B—,

I am writing on behalf of my sisters, who would like to have more written about them. I don’t particularly care either way, but this is very important to them. My sisters are pretty good, as sisters go, so I think they deserve to have this. I hope you understand. Thank you.

Yours truly,

Tamett Lockridge

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Dear Miss Rebekah A. B—, M.A.,

I take up my pen to address a concern which has perplexed me for quite some time. You are currently employed as author to me and several others, chronicling our doings. At times, you have demonstrated that you are of adequate ability in the responsibility that has been placed upon you, perhaps even fully competent on occasion. Recently, this has not been the case. You have failed to write anything at all about any of us, least of all me. You have made half-hearted attempts and abandoned them. You have sat down in the evenings and chosen to occupy yourself with mindless entertainment instead of attending to your duties. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, because quite frankly, I am ashamed to have you for an author. You have failed all of us, and I am deeply disappointed in you. There are plenty of authors who would be not only delighted to write about such a cast but who would take us all on at a moment’s notice. Indeed, you know some individuals who fit this description. If you do not immediately resume the occupation for which you have been engaged, we will be forced to seek elsewhere for an author, and we will not give you a good reference if you subsequently seek to write about other characters. You are in a precarious position, Miss B—, and if you do not correct your errors, you will regret it.

I will thank you when you provide me with something worth thanking you for.

Sincerely,

Josiah, Crown Prince of Lienne

[untitledarea]

Untitled's Prompt Writing - Smut

This 1/3 list of Prompts that I would like to do writing on Steve Harrington (I know, I'm biased. Sue Me.)

18/1/23 - Change of plans more bois are coming into the picture 😆

All of the lists will be credited to @justforshitsandcackles - I just changed some of them to fit to the universes I will write about. I'll roll a dice thrice to know who will I do the story about, what genre and number I do.  

There will be no requests, but I could change my mind over time :3

“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

“You’re not going out in that outfit.”

“Don’t give me that look.”

“You’re more than just a one night stand.”

“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”

“Like what you see?”

“Try to stay quiet, understand?”

“We’re in public, you know.”

“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”

“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”

“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”

“Make me.”

“Stop teasing me so much..”

“You’re in trouble now.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“I’m waiting.”

“First one to make a noise loses.”

“Mine.”

“We cant do that here!”

“Behave.”

“What did you just say?”

“Come here.”

“Watch me.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”

“Put that thing away!”

“Don’t kink shame me.”

“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

“Tell me what you want.”

“Bite me.” || “If you insist.”

“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

“You taste like fucking candy.”

“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

“You make a sound and its game over.”

“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

“Were you just masturbating?” ||“U-uh..no, i was just..” ||“Want some help?”

“Shut up.” || “Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”

“What? Does that feel good?”

“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”

“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

“We have to be quiet.”

“Tell me again.”

“You have no idea how much i want you.”

“Say it.”

“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”

“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”

“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”

“I really want to kiss you right now.” || “Then do it.”

“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.” || “Who said it had to be on the bed?”

“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

“How do i look?”

“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”

“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”

“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

“We’re…..just friends.”

“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”

“How quickly can you cum?”

“There’s people here.” ||“I know.”

“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

“Fuck you.” || “I’m up for it if you are.”

“Don’t ruin the sofa.” || “Ill just have to cum inside you then.”

“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”

“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”

“Stop distracting me.”

“Were you touching yourself?”

“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”

“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”

“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

“It was so worth the injury though!”

“Saddle up doll.”

“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”

“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”

“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

”Do you think they can hear us through the tent?” || “Yes we can.”

“What are you doing in my bed?!”

[ros3kill3r]

Why did I make this? Well because why not! And also, I thought this would be a good idea to post about because this might help people and give people some ideas for their own fanfics. Not only that but I wanted to see if this would be something everyone would read with enjoyment? This will be quite long so buckle in if you’d like!

TW: Drugs, Language, Sexual Themes, Homosexuality (should that really be a warning?), mental illnesses, self harm (briefly mentioned), abuse, and religious trauma.

Please do not steal all of these ideas! Do not write an exact fanfic like this! If you do, change it up a bit and credit me! Thank you!

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chatifc/IRL, supernatural, band AU where the marauders are all celebrities.

barty, evan, dorcas, and regulus are in one band with pandora as their manager, the name of their band is The Pantheons.

Pandora does not want to be on stage when her brother is wilding with his boyfriend. “Very angsty and angry, also very sexual and violent, we dissect bodies and eat them for the metaphor. Also, here's a song about giving head to jesus!” energy.

Or in other words:

kind of evil and dark and satanic, literal songs about giving head to Christ or something. Very flirtatious and lewd band, rosekiller is disgusting on stage and regulus sings with the most seductive tone ever, especially with his eyes. Not to mention Dorcas FUCKING Meadows on the drums looking hot as fuck with sweat running down her temple and down her chest.

james, sirius, remus, and peter are in another band with frank as their manager, the name of their band is The Marauders.

“Anarchism, we are better than you, we fuck and smoke and party, fuck the police” energy.

lily, mary, marlene, and alice have a separate band but they aren’t as famous, and they don’t want to be, because they only play in bars, they named their band The Valkyries.

“Chicks who rock, the system stinks, let the world burn, save the bees.” energy.

Again, I know some of this stuff you’re going to read might seem like spoilers, but I have NO clue how I’m going to organize these things and how I’m going to bring them in the story yet, so I think it’s alright. :)

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James had always experienced the love of both of his parents since he was an only child. He knew that Monty and Effie had tried dozens of times for a child, so when they had James, he will admit they spoiled him. He was scared to disappoint them. He was scared of telling him that he’s pansexual because of the slight chance that he might end up with a man, and not be able to continue the bloodline (they could adopt, but James fears it wouldn’t be the same. Here, he doesn’t know that Regulus is trans so when he finds out the fear goes away. And then when rosestarkillerchaser happens, this fear starts back up again. Monty and Effie already know about Regulus, so now BARTY AND EVAN?!?!)

But, when Sirius and Regulus got into the family, Monty began to favor Regulus and Effie began to favor Sirius. James is left out in the middle. Every time he comes down the stairs with something exciting to say, Monty is either conversing about potions with Regulus, or reading interesting books with him, and Effie is either playing chess with Sirius and talking to each other how a mother and child would, or they’re cooking together with flour stuck on each others faces in the shapes of handprints. As much as it hurts James, he knows they deserve it and they need it. So he doesn’t say a word about it. Until one day, Barty and Evan find out about this and tell him to talk to Regulus about it because it’s not healthy. (At this point in time, Evan, Barty, James, and Regulus had just gotten together/just started fucking (have to figure that out) and so it was kind of awkward between them so when James asked them to come help him they literally melted.)

And it’s funny because when James talks to his parents and Sirius + Regulus about it, Evan and Barty were there. Regulus and Sirius are confused why (Sirius is mostly jealous and weirded out because Barty used to be James’ childhood best friend, and he doesn’t like Evan). James had told Barty and Evan that he doesn’t want to do it alone, so he invited them over and everyone in the household (especially the parents) was so confused why Barty and this boy named Evan they’ve heard about countless times are now in their house. Barty was also nervous about this because he hadn’t seen Effie and Monty in years, but he did it for James.

James sits on the big couch with Barty and Evan on either side of him, and half way through the conversation when he has to admit about how he feels, Evan and Barty share a glance and slither their hand into James’ shaky hands and intertwine their fingers together. James startles a bit, but feels heat rise up to his cheeks. He laughs nervously and continues what he was saying with more confidence. Regulus sees this and barely hides his amused grin, Sirius is turning red from shock and also the hard ability to remain quiet and give this needed moment to James, and Effie + Monty are sitting there with their jaw dropped and internally so fucking excited and happy for James but they’ll show it later and James is gonna be so fucking overwhelmed. Anyway!

When he talks about it, his parents and Regulus + Sirius feel horrible about it and the next few months everything is about him (when they’re at home away from tour). They play chess with him, they cook with him, they make potions and read with him, etc. Barty visits frequently and Evan claims it’s too awkward and weird for him to start coming. Sirius and Barty begin to get along but they play games of cat and cat.

It’s all fun and games until Effie and Monty can’t wait anymore and ask him about these two other men, and James flusters, asks them to sit down so he explains, and now has to grab onto Regulus’ hand so he has the confidence to speak about it.

If they’re all dating at this point: James would feel a bit scared telling them about this, but Regulus would whisper in his ear that there’s nothing to be afraid of. James can’t even look at Sirius when he says it because he would be either absolutely devastated or laugh in surprise (and devastation). He tells them how this is a new thing they’re going through, and how he feels like he really does like them and how it may seem weird but it’s also weird for him and other stuff that I won’t spoil. He admits that when he was younger, he was actually in a weird situationship with Barty and his parents would smile and say they knew. James would be flabbergasted, but I mean c'mon, of course they knew.

If it’s just a fucking thing (they’re in denial about it): This is something James would be even more afraid to talk about. When he would spit the word out—with the help of Regulus—he would quickly specify in worry that this was not cheating. They considered each other attractive and so they began to flirt a bit more than normal friends or acquaintances would, so it led to James having slept with Evan and Barty having slept with Reg. (When Regulus and James first started dating, they were talking about their kinks, and Regulus said that he’d love to watch James and Barty fuck because they both used to date him—at separate timelines ofc—and James was a bit hesitant but Evan agreed so they just watched them both as they fucked. They also tell this to Effie and Monty. James is shaking when saying this tho.) but the thing that started this little fuck fest was Evan and Regulus ganging up to flirt with Barty and James so they could finally wake tf up and consider this foursome. More on this later.

In short, Effie and Monty both love this new thing and reassure James that this doesn’t make them love him less, if anything it makes them love him more than ever. And the most hilarious thing about this is that Effie began to favor Barty, and Monty began to favor Evan. Regulus, Sirius, and an exasperated James, are in absolute envious fury. You can tell how long this fic is gonna be!

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couples before the bands (mentioned in flashbacks and the first chapter in bartys pov): Jarty, Fralice, and Narlene.

couples during the band (present, bartys pov still, kind of alternates): Jily, Bartylus, Fralice, Dorlene.

couples later on (starts to alternate pov): prongsfoot, moonwater, secret marylily, one night stand mary x sirius, pandalily, a lot of partyvan it seems like its gonna be canon, some remus x barty x evan, Fralice ofc.

endgame: Wolfstar, Rosekiller, Jegulus, Parylily, Fralice, Dorlene, Rosestarkillerchaser mentioned but its not canon idk how to explain but i know what finna play out!

Because they’re purebloods, James, barty, and Marlene all have to go to those pureblood gatherings. This is where Marlene meets narcissa. One day at a party, narcissa introduces Marlene, barty, and James too regulus, evan, and pandora. So that’s how they meet. They meet Dorcas at a red carpet after she ditched the last band she was in and she claimed she was completely done with being in bands but fans freaked out when she joined the pantheons.

includes cheating and a lot of drama and i mean A LOT.

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this does include HEAVY mentions of religion, and mentions of many other religions including atheism, christianity, and of course, satanism. I would like to add that satanism is not at all a bad thing, satanism does not support murder, rape, evil shit like that at all. Well, not all of the types of Satanism anyway.

please do not shame other people for what they believe. i can already feel the angry christians/bigoted people reading this lmao. none of us (im an atheist) shame you for supporting god and his beliefs/laws, so you should not be shaming us. telling us “god bless you” is so offensive. Imagine someone saying “may satan (or other gods/god) bless YOU” offensive, right? just click out of the story/this blog, and don't embarrass yourself bc no one gives a shit.

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Because this is a supernatural AU, Remus is a werewolf and he was cursed by a witch when he was younger, which is why he’s a bit hesitant around other witches (even friends, but he trusts them over time. a lot of mentions of this ofc. he always walks out of the room when someone starts doing witchy things.)

during an interview, Rita asks why the band had canceled their performance short on the last concert, and since the band had agreed not to tell anyone about remus’ condition because it’s horrifying..and yk all that, sirius releases the information jokingly (have to figure that out), and remus gets absolutely hurt and literally argues with the whole band who tries to calm him down (other than sirius because he was fighting back), and then he said he wants a break from the band and to go back home and away from tour. after more fighting frank steps in and says it's for the best. Remus was getting a lot of hate for it, but a lot of fans still remained.

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during this time, remus barty and evan get together and everyone + fans find out. they’re in shock because they thought remus and sirius were together. they know remus was taking a break from the band, and the marauders had invited gideon prewett to take remus’ place. the fans didn't mind since he usually subbed for remus when he wasn't able to go on stage or when remus had not joined the band yet and was watching from the sidelines as a cheerleader for his friends.

they stay together for a long time, and they genuinely do like each other, but eventually barty and evan realize that remus still likes sirius, so they sit down and have a chat about it, and they go their own ways. evan and barty are oblivious idiots and they break up too because the only reason they got together was because they both liked remus (and each other but they thought the other didn’t because they only dated for remus). the fans begin to ship them and stuff and their friends push them together and it works. (this is all summarized. they literally flirt hardcore and evan is going insane and so is barty before they even date. one time evan starts flirting back and they literally turn into fuck buddies but still in denial?? crazy.)

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regulus’ and james’ bands have a meetup, fans go crazy. the reason why lily’s band and sirius’ band even know each other is not only because of school, but because alice and frank are dating.

The Pantheons:

Regulus: Singer (he has these elegant movements when he sings and he just looks so hot and unbothered. this man is NOT nervous, nor does he ever sweat. his voice is so angelic toooo UGHHH.)

Barty: Lead guitar (this man is insane. he literally grabs the guitar and does the most lewd movements, faces, and sounds into the mic and regulus always glares at him on stage and the fans eat it up (so does evan and SECRETLY reg + james.))

Evan: Bass guitar (minds his own business. brother is literally strumming for himself and all of a sudden barty is grinding up on him and shit and he’s just playing along bc why not?? and he plays along more than usual and more flirtatiously as time goes on and barty starts getting weak in the knees and evan starts being the one to grind on him and shit and and and—he just looks very hot and VERY attractive, that’s it.)

Dorcas: Drummer (the lesbians are going ham. does show off tricks with her drumsticks and winks at the crowd sometimes. she usually sweats a lot bc she moves her arms around a lot and she looks sooooo goooood.)

Pandora: Manager (my girl is backstage jamming along and ppl are side-eyeing her bc she looks high. she’s also paying close attention and uses her energy to make sure nothing bad or embarrassing happens to them.)

The Marauders:

Sirius: Singer (he hops around like a monkey, approaching everyone and just having a fun time. is always a sweaty and panting mess after but he slays.)

Remus: Bass guitar (like evan, minds his own business, and he usually just rolls his eyes with a smile when sirius and james start going loco together.)

James: Lead guitar (vibes with sirius’ energy. they’re both the maniacs on stage who radiate off so much energy to the crowd. for some reason though, near the end of every concert, james always does a specific hand signal that no one knows other than…regulus. You would think barty + evan would find out soon when they all start dating, but they already know what those hand signals mean bc reg always spoke to them abt it. James just starts doing that when jegulus begins meeting up first.)

Peter: Drummer (jamming out. kind of left out and has a weird moment where he’s not having a good time on stage and keeps messing up and the fans kind of don’t like him but behind the scenes he’s such an amazing guy which I’m going to represent. the only reason he changes for the better is bc everyone fucks him and makes him more confident. HURRAY!)

Frank: Manager (stands backstage and watches everything closely, especially keeps an eye on peter, and perhaps that’s why he always messes up.)

The Valkyries:

Lily: Singer (this queen isn’t even moving, she’s holding onto the mic with her eyes closed and she’s singing her heart out.)

Mary: Drummer (she doesn’t rlly stress abt things bc most of the songs they sing don’t include drums that much. She just minds her own business and admires Lily.)

Marlene: Lead guitar (she’s always having the time of her life, literally the life of the ‘party’ and the fans love her bc she’s the reason they don’t fall asleep.)

Alice: Bass guitar (matches with everyone’s energy. Fans love her bc she’s so peaceful and such a positive person. She’s also kind of left out so she and peter bond abt that.)

The manager is the person who is the owner of the bar/casino they sing at, it depends.

there is a lot of drama between regulus and sirius, including barty and evan + dorcas and pandora because they’re literally all related. (dorcas is a “slytherin pureblood” here).

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Ships:

Jily - to keep up appearances they had to date, also because it gives the band more fame. james was very happy about this because he liked lily and he was closeted and in denial even after liking barty and having sex with him bc he was worried his parents would be disgusted and disappointed since they tried so hard to have a child, but lily wasn’t because she was lesbian and didn’t want anyone to find out yet but she always denied james’ advances in private.

Dorlene - they were both very openly dating, it was nothing to hide. they are established.

Wolfstar - slow burn. they do get together but it’s after they reconnected when remus accepted his apology. everyone thought they were dating before everything bc theyd always flirt, but they weren't together.

Prongsfoot - james wanted to get over lily since she was clearly lesbian and also the ‘relationship’ ended, and he realized he was into regulus (and still had some feelings for barty and weird tingling in his stomach around Evan bc yeah, barty is flirtatious and it’s expected, but EVAN!? He’s jerked off to him before bc the intimacy was too much.) so he began to date sirius to get over reg, and also because he thought that maybe he liked sirius and thought it was reg but he was just confused. plus it helped with the fame and drama since ppl thought wolfstar was a thing and Jily was a thing so this caused even more drama. they began to actually develop some form of feelings and remus was jealous + regulus was oddly enough, jealous. they broke up though bc it felt awkward and forced and also bc they were in love with other people. they were still best friends, nothing changed between them.

Moonwater - regulus and remus begin to fake date to get back at james and sirius and they don't get feelings for each other but they were NOT afraid to make out in front of everyone. Regulus has transitioned here.

Rosekiller: they liked each other before everything happened with remus, yet they were both so oblivious and shy (evan was the shy one and barty was in denial even though he knew he was pansexual because he was scared the same thing would happen like with james and regulus, lmao) that they didn’t say a word. after remus, they still didn’t date because they thought the only reason they were even together was because of remus. they’re friends and fans pushed them in the right direction though.

Barty literally just exists, and Evan can’t help himself. Barty might be dancing, sitting, sleeping, talking, or anything else and Evan will just pull him by the collar, sleeve, belt, waist, hip, hair, jaw, etc. he cannot keep his hands off of Barty and everyone is so tired of their shit, but Barty fucking loves it. James and Regulus are annoyed by it too like everyone else but when Evan starts doing it to them they collapse on their knees (Barty laughs at them even though he used to do the same exact thing at first)

Jegulus - also slowburn, it happens though. they begin to hang out more because the fans want it and it brings both bands a lot of attention and that’s when it starts to happen.

Jarty - This happens when Barty and James were still childhood friends and they had a little situationship going on and they had sex and stuff ofc they did but it didn't work out because they met their own separate group of people and barty began to like regulus and so did james and it just ruined them and they didn’t know that being in a polyamorous relationship was even a thing. Since Rosestarkillerchaser is basically endgame, they never lose feelings for each other but they’re all a little confused. no worries they’ll solve it out.

Jarty reconciles when they are left alone together in a room. The three bands are there and they all slowly by slowly leave the room bc regulus told them him and evan have a plan. At the end, it’s just evan, james, regulus, and barty in the room. Reg makes up an excuse to leave and he takes evan with him. They lean against the door to hear what happens. James and barty have this awkward silence before they start talking about their relationships with reg and evan and then they make mean jokes to each other. They start to talk about their childhood and stuff, and james brings up how he was feeling after what happened bc he couldn't keep it in any longer and barty explains his side of the story. James didn’t know what this meant and if it could go anywhere, and barty said, “We should talk to reg and evan about this. That is, if you want to be more than..whatever the fuck we are?” and james smiles at him all sad and sappy and replies, “Bee, I’ve always wanted to be more.” and barty is just red and a stuttering mess and james laughs at him and the tension resolves and there’s a weight off their shoulders. Reg and evan had been listening the whole time and they developed a plan to get the 4 of them together. Evan must flirt with james, and reg must flirt with barty.

Marylily - happens behind closed doors. it’s a secret but people slowly start to find out, and at this point, james doesn’t like lily so he’s happy for them. James and Lily have a conversation about how James felt and Lily comforts him.

Pandalily - when remus and sirius weren’t talking, sirius had hooked up with mary (before the whole prongsfoot thing happened) at a bar they were singing at, and when lily found out about this, her heart broke. during the band meet ups, james offered her and her band to join in because he wanted her to meet the pantheons and stuff and she said yes. she saw pandora there and yk what happened!

Pandora x Lily x Mary - pandora and lily are both openly dating, but pandora knows that lily is still hurt/likes mary so they both begin to talk abt it, they agree to ask her to date the both of them, only when she apologizes, which she does daily. pandora also has a little talk with mary secretly soooo-they are endgame.

Remus x Barty x Evan - we talked about this. i like this ship a lot though 😭.

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the thing is, regulus finds out that james and barty used to date (and they still have some tension between them that is obvious), and he gets this freaky asf idea for jarty to literally just fuck and for him to just…watch. and that’s what happens. barty is a little hesitant but evan allows it (regulus told evan to come watch with him), and they just watch their boyfriends have sex and barty plus james are just blushing and stuttering messes bc they literally used to like each other and barty + james remember exactly how to make the other feel good and it’s so fucking hot to watch.

there are times where evan, james, barty, and reg go at it all together too, and it's funny because they won't admit in public that they like each other, other than jegulus and rosekiller, just for fun and to mess around with the fans and make them confused. And for example, whenever regulus and/or barty isnt available, evan will literally approach james and just tell him how desperate he is right in his ear and james would literally get so fucking hard and theyd just devour each other.)

fans are fucking confused and they think its a foursome and theyre all dating and in love bc regulus, evan, barty and james all start messing with the fans and it makes them so confused bc they post pictures of each other and them making out yk? All the fans know for sure is that it’s between four people who have a lot of trust in each other. barty trusts james and regulus because they used to date and were best friends, and he trusts evan because they're dating. evan trusts james bc barty used to date him and he's dating reg whos his best friend, james trusts barty because it's barty and he trusts evan bc hes bartys evan…its obvious why regulus trusts all of them.

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Bartylus - kind of like Jily, except they were actually dating. barty loved regulus, but regulus was only dating him not only for funsies, but bc, yes, he also was in love with barty but Reg just wasn't ready for a relationship yet, even a fake dating one, but he didnt know how to explain himself + bc he had body dysmorphia since he was trans and he needed time to himself. evan is jealous as FUCK (he doesnt know who hes jealous of? perhaps he just wants to join..), james is crushing on regulus (and Barty + Evan) he just doesn't say anything bc barty already got to him and it's too late (HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT’S FINNA HAPPEN…). he’s closeted though so he ignores the feeling. regulus notices that barty is truly in love with him, so he breaks it off, explaining everything to him, and barty agrees to cut it off bc he still has some self respect. they're still friends though, evan is way to happy abt this yet also upset and regulus notices, they both talk abt it and regulus agrees they'd look cute together (he has a feeling barty’s not the only one evan likes…). He was NOT transitioned here.

Quillkiller - is a background ship.

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Who’s a witch/wizard? Regulus, Mary, Marlene, Pandora, McG, Sirius, Lily, Bellatrix, Andromeda, Barty.

Who’s a vampire? Evan, Dorcas, Narcissa.

Who’s a werewolf? Remus. Just him, poor lad.

None, terrified for their life (but also awed)? Frank, Alice, James, Peter.

Frank and Peter shit their pants when they do smth scary.

James and Alice think it's cool and chill.

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James, Marlene, and Barty were childhood friends. They broke apart (not only) because James + Marlene were Christian and Barty + the other slytherins were satanists and by satanists i mean SATANISTS. not the good ones. there were rituals, sacrificing, murder, etc. this wasn't the only reason they broke apart. it was bc of regulus, liking each other and the tension, religion, etc.

marlene and barty still talk occasionally but secretly. marlene hooked up with narcissa, before dorcas.

Barty and Evan have each other’s first pic around their neck (Pandora got them on a necklace) and at the beginning of each concert they both kiss it and the fans go crazy. they aren’t together at this moment, and the fans are convinced they are but barty’s excuse (bc denial is a bitch) is that it gives them good luck. evan is pissy abt it but he doesnt show it.

the black sisters ARE included. so are the evil parents :(

Peter has a prosthetic hand. As a teenager, he was diagnosed with Apotemnophilia, which is a condition where an otherwise sane person is preoccupied with desires to amputate a healthy body part. It is characterized by emotional distress that disturbs social and occupational functioning. He followed an impulse and purposefully chopped his hand off with a butcher knife. He nearly died, but somehow survived. (Perhaps it was Pandora’s doing? 😏)

Dorcas has major anger issues. She sometimes blows up at random moments when things that anger her pile up into a huge mountain of pent up frustration. She yells, sometimes even breaks things and slaps someone/gets physically angry. She cries out of the fury too, and also from the guilt but she tries to shrug it off as ‘feeling very agitated’. Regulus and Pandora are trying to help her with this so she doesn’t harm anyone around her. Marlene gets scared of her at these times because Dorcas had once lifted her hand as if to slap her. She feels absolutely shitty about this ofc, so that’s her motivation to get better.

Sirius also has a lot of anger issues and stubbornness. I mean, he literally was raised in The House of Black. He still sometimes blows up on people but whenever he feels it coming, he steps out of the room and breathes in and out slowly, just like Remus (and Dorcas) taught him. He steps back into the room, and completely blocks out the other person so they don’t hurt each other. He’s also very stubborn. Convincing him to do something he doesn’t want to is extremely difficult, and he will get whatever he wants in some way, shape, or form. This man is not easy to break down and make vulnerable, he is cold when he wants to be, and stubborn when he can be.

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all the purebloods are mentioned with incest, and the fans find it hilarious but disgusting at the same time. many jokes abt it

james and barty do reconnect and are friends again (and more one day 😏), so marlene comes out with the truth and james gets playfully angry at her for not telling him.

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ppl who have hooked up:

james and barty before fame. they were each other’s gay awakening, they were just scared of being gay bc of james’ parents and barty wasn't scared he was just worried that this wouldn't work out, and he was kind of in denial about being into a man. (it worked out!)

james and sirius for fun. also when prongsfoot happens. it was uncomfortable?? but they laughed during it so they had a good time!

peter has hooked up with all of them bc they all agreed he needed a boost of confidence abt his body. and i mean EVERYONE besides the lesbians, asexuals, aromantics, and straight dudes.

peter, barty, and evan bc why not? they're mentioned having sex a lot to the point readers will think they’re forever fuck buddies but they’re actually not, barty and evan just like making pete feel good abt himself and also—free sex!

evan and regulus, also as friends before fame since they were childhood friends like barty and james. regulus was having a crisis if he was into sex or not bc of his transition and if his body dysmorphia would get in the way, and evan was having a crisis if he was asexual or not. turns out, evan wasn't asexual, he just needs to have a emotional connection with the people he fucks, and reg was in fact gay, and his body didn’t impact sex in anyway for him. this is when they started developing feelings. at this time, regulus was wondering if he actually liked james and evan was wondering if he liked sex bc he wouldn't think about it like other dudes.

alice and narcissa got together after narcissa and marlene’s relationship, and then alice said she definitely wasn't into females and began dating frank (she’s either in denial, or she actually doesn’t like females).

bellatrix and rita because YES.

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The Valkyries: sound like Taylor Swift, Laufey, Mitski, Lady Gaga, Olivia Rodrigo, Phoebe Bridgers, Ethel Cain, very pop and indie.

The Marauders: Old songs/bands vibes, The Scorpions, Pink Floyd, stuff like that.

The Pantheons: The Neighbourhood, Cage the Elephant, Arctic Monkeys, Conan Gray, Ethel Cain and also Ghost. very Indie and dark stuff. Billie Eillish? Phoebe Bridgers?

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when the bands get together secretly, pandora and frank tell them to write a song and they’ll release it, but they have to sound like a song that the other band would write, just so the fans would be on edge. reluctantly, sirius and regulus oblige. The Pantheons sing Still Loving You - Scorpions, and The Marauders sing Don’t Cry - Guns N’ Roses

james and regulus tried hiding themselves from sirius, and when he found out all hell did in fact break loose, but he began to accept it over time because remus calmed him down and so did effie and monty. But then, he finds out about rosestarkillerchaser, and this causes him to have a heart attack and he approaches james and slaps him, and barty goes, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing!?” evan hisses, “The actual fuck was that for, arsehole!?” and reg just giggles and mocks, “Yeah, what was that for, Siri?” bc he knows damn well what that was for.

remus and lily get along GREATLY with regulus.

sirius and regulus have beef they need to get over with. their friends help ofc. bc of this barty, evan, pandora, and dorcas all hate him but would support regulus’ decision if he ever accepted sirius’ apology.

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evan and pandora are twins, not black though. I can’t imagine them being dark skinned bc I’m so used to evan being this pale Veela looking dude 😭

bc in the canon movie barty has that weird tongue tick, I decided to give him tourettes!

pandora plays the kalimba on her own time. she is so queen.

pandora is asexual and evan isn’t in this AU.

sometimes one of the slytherin skittles has a meltdown or a nightmare, and whoever is there from the group begins to comfort the other person (+ their lovers).

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The bodyguard for the marauders is mcgonagall! (She can and she will beat someone’s ass if they mess with the marauders. She sees them as her own children, she’s such a lesbian mother. The marauders always annoy her but she acts like she hates it even tho she doesn’t.)

The bodyguard for the pantheons is hagrid! (You would think since they’re death eaters they’d hate him, but they adore him. He’s so protective, and a big fluffy giant towards them. There are short tiny scenes where he bonds with the slytherin skittles.)

The bodyguards for the valkyries are the bodyguards wherever they sing!

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Family Issues include:

James Potter - he's had a happy childhood and a good, caring and loving family who took in nearly all of his friends as their own or as their second parent. whether it be sirius, marlene, barty, regulus, evan, it doesn’t matter. his parents miss barty and wonder how he is, but they'll see him again! (and 2 other men. effie is gonna have a heart attack and monty is gonna pass out) he was also spoiled and stuff since he was an only child and effie + monty were trying thousands of times for a kid. they love all of his friends and give him unlimited freedom yet they are strict in the most perfect ways.

Sirius Black - he was the heir of the black family. he was supposed to basically contact with the devil and make a blood oath to be his follower for life no matter what and he escaped last minute all the way to the potters, leaving his brother behind.

(everyone gets a tattoo when they make a blood oath and it’s the Sigil of Baphomet/The Serpent Leviathan/The Goat/The Inverted pentagram or pentacle.)

(other names for the bad guy: Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub, Devil, The Devil, The Beast.)

Remus Lupin - his parents never really paid attention to him and he was neglected, his father had resentment for him since he got the wolfy problem and he wasn't their perfect son. hope, his mother, would take care of him in small ways like leave food for him, med kits, clean his clothes, make his bed, leave him small notes with poems about how much she loves him. he cut all contact with them though, other than his mother from time to time.

Peter Pettigrew - very chaotic family. thousands of cousins, aunts, uncles, grandpas, grandmas, etc. usually needs a break from family and concerts help him a lot with that. that's literally it. a lot of family issues and fights too that affect him badly.

Lily Evans - has problems with her sister, they always get into arguments even though she just wants the best for her sister. her parents favor her and you'd think lily would like the attention but she doesn't. petunia was never successful in life so seeing lily with so many friends, being all witchy, being famous, and managing to get many partners in life makes her envious. she vents to remus, regulus, her girl besties, mary, pandora, and sometimes even james about her problems. they try their best to help her. near the end, the sisters both get a good relationship.

Mary Macdonald - she doesnt ever open up about her parents, but it is mentioned they’re VERY strict, and they don’t like the idea of her job being JUST playing guitar in a bar. she rebels against them though all the time, thanks to Sirius.

Marlene Mckinnon - her parents are exactly like james’ except they always get into arguments when no one else is home other than their children. but they really do love each other! the parents (and siblings) also don't miss barty at first bc he's a proud chosen satanist, but after a long talk with james, effie, even regulus and marlene and after seeing barty again, they take it all back.

Dorcas Meadows - her parents don't care about her. that's it. they neglect her all the way until she was 16, the age that you must make the oath to the devil. that's the first time they showed her any attention and love, the first time they were home for more than 3 hours. she got the mark and she made the oath, but after turning 18 she became a christian to rebel against her parents’ beliefs. they were so neglectful tho that they didn't even notice.

Regulus Black - after sirius ran away his parents began to direct every single abuse and attention to him, forcing him not to mess up. he believed his parents really did love him but after some thorough talking with his friends (+ james, remus, and lily at some point) he sees the truth. when he finds out he's going to make the oath soon, he has a panic attack but right when he gets it he realizes that his whole future is now decided for him. he has his friends that comforted him though because they understand. but just like dorcas, right when he turned 18, he ran away from home and now shares an apartment with JUST barty and evan. that is until he (they) begin to date james. and he also becomes an atheist even though he did see the devil. he chooses not to believe in those things, but he does do witchcraft.

Barty Crouch Jr. - his dad never cared about him unless it was unleashing his anger on him or dragging him to church. this was the reason why he even decided to get the blood oath and tattoo. and the thing is, he didn’t only receive the tattoo people usually got immediately, but he tattooed every single satanic symbol on his body. he also did it for his friends so they wouldn't be alone. he's an open satanist, and MOST ppl dont care bc they know how he really is. (you would think james wouldn't like the pantheons for this reason, but he found it hot?? poor jam—ME TOO!!!)

Evan Rosier - his parents were abusive and didn't care about him, they favored Pandora bc many men wanted to marry her for a lot of money and she was very easy to manipulate. they would literally starve him, lock him in dark rooms, etc. he was forced to become a satanist and he knew it was coming so he alerted all his other friends about it. after turning 18 though, he became a theistic satanist, just so he could show the devil that he won't fight what he has typed onto his skin, but he’ll choose to be his own god bc this one clearly couldn't control him!

Pandora Rosier - she was favored by her parents, and she knew they thought she was easy to manipulate and ‘dumb’, so she played along. when she was forced to do the blood oath, as much as she wanted to fight and run away she didn't. she took the oath calmly, and chose the most open place for the tattoo. after turning 18 though, she unlabeled herself completely, and she ‘designed’ the old tattoo with new ones, just to make old sat-sat mad.

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Races:

mexican james (evan and reg fall to their knees when he speaks spanish. even barty does which he rarely shows, but it happens he just tries to hide it.)

french sirius (remus is in love with him.)

welsh remus (for some reason, everyone other than sirius finds his accent ugly. barty and evan + reg were a little iffy about the accent when they were dating/‘dating’ him.)

british peter

jewish lily (very proud about her religion, mary loves her so much bc she's just different like that.)

british mary

korean marlene (dorcas loves that bc it means she can learn a new language and she loves learning new things.)

jamaican dorcas (WE LOVE HER!!! Marlene is in love with her.)

french regulus (is there anything to say? james, barty, and evan all fucking love it. they crave it. Evan is more chill with it bc he speaks Italian but when they both start going back and forth in their languages it’s so HOT.)

german barty (evan genuinely feels weak in the knees when bee speaks german, james gets even more turned on, and regulus acts like it doesn't affect him.)

italian evan (same thing as bartys.)

italian + thousands of other languages for some reason pandora?? (everyone loves her. she slays.)

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Ages:

James: 21

Sirius: 21

Remus: 21

Peter: 20

Lily: 21

Mary: 19

Marlene: 22

Dorcas: 22

Regulus: 20

Barty: 19

Evan: 21

Pandora: 21

Alice: 24

Frank: 24

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Religion:

James - Christian (was raised in a christian household. would go to church every weekend. his dad thought that barty was also christian just like marlene and james bc Crouch Senior would take him to church and they would see him there, but effie knew better. barty knew that effie knew, so he would always confide in her, and she would always be there for him bc she didn't care abt religion. monty didn't either, he was just shocked.)

Sirius - Nearly Satanism, Christian (was forced to become those bad satanists, but when he was supposed to get the ‘dark mark’ he ran away during the night, leaving regulus behind.)

Remus - Atheist (never cared about religion, and his parents didn't either. he believes we all choose our own fate, and not some being/energy.)

Peter - Christian—i mean c'mon have you seen his family?—was interested in Satanism for a moment but not anymore after realizing the importance of his friends and family. barty and evan knocked some sense in him (+ reg at one tiny moment).

Lily - Jewish (her family was jewish and so was she, but she doesn't have anything against others with different religions.)

Mary - Atheist (like remus.)

Marlene - Christian (like james.)

Dorcas - forced to become a Satanist, but after turning 18 she chose to become Christian. (like sirius, except she never ran away, she took the mark but turned into a christian, and her parents were so neglecting that they didn't notice.)

Regulus - forced to become a satanist, but after turning 18 he chose to become an atheist. (yes, he did see the devil himself, but he decided not to believe in him and keep everything to himself, and basically be in denial. people would call him a coward (even sirius at first), but after finding out more about his point of view on the matter, they would understand. he does open up about it with his friends after a long time of covering it up).

Barty - always wanted to rebel his father and never really cared about religion, he would say he’s an atheist but after making the blood oath he DEFINITELY believed in the gods..he was a forced christian but decided to become a reactive satanist for his friends and to disappoint his father extremely to his limit. his friends (specifically evan) were very angry at him abt this but they got over it. (evan didn't as much, he feels very guilty about it and barty + james + pandora always reassure him that it's not his fault or anyone else's besides his parents’. regulus never said anything bc like i said: denial.)

Evan - forced to become a BAD satanist, but after turning 18 he chose to become a theistic satanist, which means he believes he is the god of himself. (he did this to ‘show’ the devil that he is his own person and not some puppet.)

Pandora - doesn't care about religion. is unlabeled. but was forced to become a satanist. (if anyone asks her about the topic she'll literally just stare at you and majestically float away. if any of her close friends ask her, or if it's obvious someone is in distress, that's the only time she'll open up about it.)

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Barty, Reactive Satanism - Refers to a group of individuals who adopt the stories of mainstream religion but invert its value. Thus, Satan is still an evil god as defined in Christianity, but one to be worshiped rather than shunned and feared. In contrast, most modern “rationalistic and esoteric” Satanist groups are loosely organized with a set of moralities which explicitly focus on this world. Some may have a more transcendent, spiritual dimension that might include the possibility of an afterlife. Such groups tend to be more exclusively naturalistic and all shun violence and criminal activities, which is what barty is a part of bc he’s not THAT evil.

Evan, Theistic Satanism - In the resulting theistic Satanism, practitioners recognize the existence of one or more supernatural beings. The major god, viewed as a father or older brother, is often called Satan, but some groups identify the leader as a version of the ancient Egyptian god Set. Set is a spiritual entity, based on the ancient Egyptian notion of xeper, translated as “self-improvement” or “self-creation.” Regardless of the being or beings in charge, none of them resemble the Christian Satan. Instead, they are beings which have the same general qualities as the symbolic Satan: sexuality, pleasure, strength, and rebellion against Western mores.

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NOT ALL FORMS OF SATANISM PROMOTE MURDER, RAPE, EVIL, ETC. —OFTEN TIMES SATAN IS A GOD OF THINGS LIKE FREEDOM, SEXUALITY, STRENGTH, CREATIVITY, HEDONISM, AND SUCCESS!!

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[kal-lyp-so]

down bad bad or down down bad?

well, as you might guess, i am either one or both.

few years ago when i was still a freshman, I knew this one senior from my uni and developed a tiny meeny crush on him. dude got a gf so I pretty much just moved on.

im in my junior year now, (third year for those who doesn't know), and we started talking few weeks ago (oh he broke up last year) and best believe that tiny crush ain't tiny anymore.

its humongous, big fat crush now.

the thing is, its too heavy for me now.

i like him for his personality. yes, I'm attracted to his physical at first but he is so much more than that, he makes me want to be better and yes, I don't need him to be better, but he sparked that fire.

what a wonderful human being. i truly believe that my judgement is not wrong about him and they're not clouded by my own feelings for him. i don't let emotions affect my judgement and I'm confident about that.

but i fear he only sees me as someone a friendly younger junior or might even sister. i don't think he finds me attractive for him and that sucks. i dont even find anyone else attractive since I'm into him for his personality ㅠㅠ

he has the face, fun, smart and great personality. everyone else would fall for him in a minute, its just a matter of time for him to like them back.

he told me the other day once you're desperate enough for something, you'll get it.

youre wrong.

its abit sad how i know i can treat you better than anyone else could've treated you. you have no idea how i could love you unconditionally without anything in return, its just that you have to let me.

credit: @iamnovibrown from twitter

when i first saw this tweet, all that i could think isn't that i had never experienced it, but how i can provide him that.

no, im in love. definitely.

i never thought that having a genuine feeling for someone is this hard,

its a burden. you have to carry it yourself in silence especially if its not reciprocated.

to you, whatever the future decides, ill be rooting for you.

you truly deserve someone that can love you more than anything in the world, you deserve someone that can be there when you're having you worst mental breakdown, someone that can remind you to eat because you're so into your work and research, someone that can laugh at your high pitch huh when u cant process stuff,

you deserve someone that remembers what you can eat, what you cant, what you love and what u don't, you also deserve someone that forces you to eat what they love aswell, you deserve someone that can mend your heart whenever people hurt you.

you have no idea how you truly deserve someone. i tried to think and ask myself is there anything about you that can make you not deserve any of these wishes i have for you

no. i just couldnt think of a thing. you're too nice to be true. you don't hurt people.

ive been hurt many times by people up to a point I'm not even surprised cause that's our nature as humans. to hurt and get hurt.

but when i found out theres someone who doesn't hurt a soul because you too, always get hurt. if only you know, how much i wanted to give you the world, or might even show you another one.

i wish you would have liked me too. i wish

[notmrkillwolf666]

An innocent man was falsely accused/framed for something he didn't do, was sent to an alien jail and everyone in there think he is a Hired Killer.

(I post it on here: https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/ulhio9/an_innocent_man_was_falsely_accusedframed_for/ and I want to re-repost it on here)

A man named Willie was framed for something he didn't do, as punishment, he was sent to an alien jail on the far side of the galaxy. when he got there, one of the aliens ask him how did he end up here?.

"I was a cleaner" a janitor "I am still trying to understand how this all happen?!." the alien thinks 'cleaner' is a nickname for a contract killer and the news of that share like crazy in there.

it didn't help for Willie that he was actually really good at his job and clean up messes like they didn't happen in the first place which add more fuel to the fire.

(someone can take this idea and go nuts with it.)

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(the person who replay that post)

A1: a large spider-like alien asks So Human Willie, answer my questions and we might forgive this transgression. What has cursed me with your presence in my cell? What is your occupation? And who is your sponsor?

Willie: Well I don’t want any trouble. I got assigned as your cell mate, but what does my job matter?

A1: mandibles rattling in a laugh Human you are in my nest. Either you answer or I will use your skin as my bedding.

Willie: Oooookay then…. I was a cleaner. Worked many gigs on many worlds, a few space stations as well.

A1: A….a cleaner you say? And…. Who did you say your sponsor was?

Willie: Sponsor? I don’t have a sponsor, never needed one. Jobs always payed well enough, I just ran on my own power. Sometimes Ive had to…. Haggle…. with my customers but they always paid.

A1: I apologize, please forgive my hostility. A cleaner is an honored professional among T’carians. I offer you the choice of bunk as tribute for my insolence.

Willie: I…ummm thanks? I think id prefer the bottom bunk if thats okay?

A2: in walks a giant mantis What is this? A tasty snack has found its way into your web on its own?

A1: SILENCE!!! This is the a Cleaner you are speaking to! You will show him due respect or you may find yourself washed up.

A2: Oh….oh no… I am sorry please forgive me, I ment no offence. Please, I have some food rations I was saving but they are yours. I will retrieve them. Please don’t hurt me. runs away

Willie: What the fu-in walks/slimes a slug like being

A3: Hahahah why did Clix’tiab run out of here looking like he was going to void his bowels? He looked like he’s seen a-notices Willie oh no…… hey man Willie I got your money, I wasn’t trying to hide from you I just have been locked up is all. Don’t worry, Ill get right on having those credits sent to you right now. runs away

Willie: ….Well at least hes gonna pay me after that bullshit party he threw. Fuckin mess that was. Had eggs everywhere but was supposed to get paid extra to make sure the place was spotless after. You ever have to scrape burnt eggs from a cast iron pan?

A1: I….I have to go. It….I…think I heard my name called. I must go. flees

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(something I made/add on to this idea)

ok, imagine this. one of the aliens in the jail got curious and ask him "what kind of place did you hate...'cleaning' at?" and Willie is immediately started to talk about one of the worst places that he had to clean up, a 4 out 5 star restaurant.

"OH! you want to know?!, let's talk about... 'that place' which I can't say because for an obvious reason." they pay him a lot of money to not say anything about it "but oh my fucking god, the money they give was not enough, I had to ask them to double my pay or I was going to throw them under the bus. because... have you cleaned up rotten meat before?... it's a nightmare, the smell, look, and hell, even when I had the gas mask on, I can still taste it in the back of my throat right now."

"it was so hard trying not to throw up and make more of a mess that was already going on in their place. and I hope you like putting trash bags inside of trash bags because that is what you need to do or you have that shit leaking through the bag."

"it was pure nightmare but one of the important things I learn and for some reason, if you need to clean up rotten meat. use lemon juice, lemon juice is going to be your best friend if you want to clean up and remove the smell off of you." that job took him 10 hours to get it done.

the alien who asks that is now very scared.