#if you have PS+E you now have NO EXCUSE

[bornt-urnge]

(Starting Dec 17)

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S3 First Reactions 🪞🐝🦋🪶

❤️ Already fangirled about the whole engagement night - the hugs, Hyacinth!!!

Colin not being able to stay away for that long after their engagement announcement and immediately excusing himself at Anthony's suggestion is exactly what I'd expect of him. ×

❤️ Colin calling out Portia. "out of love." 😢

❤️ "OUR BRIDGERTON NAME" is so important, because it's reiterating that Penelope's getting to choose her family when the one she was born into is so awful

He was so nervous when she didn't respond to their new home.

"Because I love you...Pen." 😢

"Are you sure?" PEN, no 😭😭😭

❤️ That mirror moment (i love how he said "the way your eyes shine when you look at me..." callback to her complimenting his eyes) "...And other things..."

bxtch they stuck with the thread of Colin not opening his eyes to stay in the dream and Pen checking to see if it's real when they kiss

The eye acting of Nicola and Luke! (they are being doe eyes x the intensity of his gaze or w/e it is)

The gulp <3 Nicola

"You are so beautiful."

❤️ The first time!!!

"I hope my husband.." - Fran, AND John -"I would not dream of it" 😯 asdfjgkglyl

Kate & El (got their s2 vibes)

Ahh, the "Do I look a mess?" "You are my mess" was delivered so perfectly.

cute, cute, cute riding through town in carriage (no personal space)

The hand kiss in front of portia!

Colin handing Eloise the spoon 🤣

❤️ the charades game - the cutest thing (they're holding hands)

Also, fuckin Anthony being tooo competitive 😆

Peneloise rights! The back 'n forth in the game 😬

The panic attack was high-octane; the concern in the scene was cute xxx

❤️ Fran looking at John & Violet hating this story lol.....and then, me noticing her realization to another child in love

❤️ The look & collar tug in the church (polin is so dorky & domestic already)

❤️ Soooooo....the spontaneous dance in the church is better than I thought it was gonna be...their goofy footwork, spinning in a multitude of circles "dancing with MY FUTURE WIFE in THE CHURCH WHERE WE WILL BE MARRIED" bye

Part 1, the ton jokes and bullies them and Part 2, we just see people that can't help but get happy and giddy when they see their young love. Violet and Lady Danbury awwing at polin and embracing them in the park!!!

❤️ "I am going to look at the very fine wainscoting" -John, please! 😅

"Not every attachment must be dramatic and hard-fought." - Francesca 😢 bby, you're right

I legit went from this man has the crazy eyes ppl talk about to *tired eyes Wide-Open*... Bi Benedict?! ..I'm getting Bi Benedict?! (I was like: Why?Is?He?Staring?at?him?Like?That? (i knew i sensed the vibes! The Best Surprise!!!)

"This dance does not compare to a private waltz in the church where we'll be married." She's SO cute! "Well perhaps we shall have to add some flourish." Stop. km now (that's so him! he is so dumb; they're married already and dumb as they should be! ×)

Props again with the deaf representation & the sass when Miss Cressida enters the ball

"A scandal writer for a daughter. Can you imagine?" - Portia (i'm sorry i love this whole sequence)

Polin gets more perfectly dork w/stepping on feet being included during their dance at The Mondrich Ball (that's very them)

Thank god for Bridgerton giving us hour long episodes in this 2nd part.

❤️ Eloise admitting she's wrong (and so casually) 😢 ps i think they both have faults but i just love this

❤️ "The column began because I felt powerless in my own home." - Pen (well, i'm glad she said it!)

ok, now Pen admits her faults. all is right again

❤️ Irish accent again

"You are Lady Whistledown." This reveal was everything

omg, was this the scene where he wasn't supposed to cry, but did?! What would I have done without this reaction in such an important moment?! 😢

I love how Penelope highlighted the voiceless as she said she should with Eloise in her new edition of Whistledown

Violet to Agatha - "..but I hope you know that my care for you is not contingent on your aid." 😢 (she sees her)

This whole fight outside the modiste's. 😭

"I have been careful. You have been foolish.."

❤️ "I LOVE YOU" and he was shocked (an 'ily for you' moment) [i was not expecting the follow up to his line to go like that]

❤️ They deserve a hot passionate makeout before they are married where they get completely caught up after fighting.

"What am I chopped liver?" yes Anthony in this situation you are.

❤️ Violet calling in Kanthony for Colin marital advice

❤️ Yellow

The look at each other down the aisle.

❤️ Vows. Weddings on this show are usually so unhappy, but I appreciate that Colin is still so reassuring & clearly beaming about this when there is residual upset/confusion.

❤️ Eloise cryyinng

Ben's line to El- "..The friendship you have with Penelope... As the one you have with Colin." xxx (she doesn't wanna lose them)

"OUR child will always be a Bridgerton, but I should like them to know that they are a Sharma as well." fxck 🥲

"I should like to dance with my husband.."

The disappearing people in the wedding dance. like they're the only 2 ppl in the room! (Bridgerton either has it out for me [to cry] or loves me so much)

ANTHONY 👁👁 Marcus & Violet

Colin's hand caressing on Pen's face at the end of the dance they're really coming for me (bro did he almost kiss her?!??? i freaked out; had to rewind)

The queen excusing all non-Bridgertons + "Penelope, you are a Bridgerton now."

I kind of love that "Everyone except the Bridgertons are to scatter," but Lady Danbury's just there

GOD (I knew it as soon as it was coming) Eloise hugs Pen <3 🥲

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod bi Ben

❤️ The hair grab!

This printer's assistant is on my shit list

SCOTLAND!!! JOHNCESCA

"It is not up to you what we do." 🤭❤️🤣 Colin mad but still ready to defend his wife (as it should be)

"I know my father was a good man and you are a good friend." Violet-Agatha feels

🙀He kept the letters!

💛John's words to Mama Bridgerton (her children's traits)

She said she was a fumbling mess in front of Edmund like 5 minutes before she is fumbling in front of Marcus

"Then how am I meant to help you?" ❤️ "By loving me."

❤️ Pen's love confession

"....to be a young lady to whom no one listens." - Pen!~Eloise shared look

Philippa + her "bugs"

😲 Lady Danbury x Pen (she knew! ❤️)

❤️ Colin's love confession (them crying together x)

El traveling with Johncesca

Mi-MICHAELA Stirling ... Bridgerton I swear if you are queerbaiting

OH MY GOD! Mama Bridgerton's words -FRANCESCA is fumbling her words.

❤️ Colin focussing on the hands in bed

Pen on top!

"Your father is always trying to distract with a clever word &..." "You think my smile is beguiling?" x "I could not have written without the help of Auntie Penelope." They are so obsessed with each other

Philomena?! did i hear that rt? omg Philippa

Yay we got confirmation of Colin's book! (I can only hope they're sitting in bed reading next season).

[livindeadgirlgrav]

Taken

Pairing: The Grabber x fem reader

Warning: Kidnapping, violence, possible dubcon, manipulation, bad language, toxic, NSFW, abuse, Stockholm syndrome!

A/n: Soo I started writing this story I couple years ago and never got to finish it since my old account got deleted soo Imma have my Frankenstein moment! Hope you like! Also I listen to music to help me write stories soo the song for this story particular is Put Me In a Movie-Lana Del Rey

Ps. I don’t condone anything this character does he’s a bad person like all the other slashers!

First + second person pov! Also alternating pov!

There I was running for my life in the middle of the street. No idea where I was or where I was going just knew I needed to leave. I’ve been with my boyfriend for 4 years now. He was a good man but not anymore. I still can’t wrap my head around what happened to him, all I know is he changed. Let me explain how I got in this situation, to make a long story short I’ll start at this morning.

I woke up to the sound of things being thrown about. “What are you doing?” I asked rubbing the sleep from my eyes. “You are a piece of shit you know that!? I should have left you back home! You are worthless!” Your scum of a man shouted at you. “What did I do!?” He turned around and slapped you hard. “You know exactly! Hiding my shit! You are such a child” You held your cheek as you grit your teeth. “You would probably like that huh? I see how you look at any woman!” You spat at him. He completely ignored you as he found his keys. “I’m going to work don’t be a cunt.” He said slamming the door behind him. You huffed looking around at the mess he created, you two had just moved here and got settled in. You couldn’t believe that you left everything for him! Your friends and family just to be abused by him.

Later on during that night you received a call from the douchebag. “Hey I’ll be home late I gotta work overtime.” This was your chance! You could leave him, stop this madness you’ve learned to deal with and take. Well not anymore once the phone hung up you were fast on your feet packing your stuff. It wasn’t a lot you guys moved a lot and when you move a lot you lose a lot too. Your whole life could fit in a backpack and it did. After packing you decided to take a quick shower and brush your teeth. It maybe took you an hour to do everything, you were trying to be quick and thank god you were for when you put your last shoe on, your prick of a boyfriend was walking in the door. “You liar” you thought as you ran to the bathroom locking the door behind you. “Y/n! What are you doing!? Y/n!” He yelled, as he banged on the door you quickly toss your bag out the bathroom window at this point he was practically kicking in the door. But once you crawled out the window and your feet hint the ground the bathroom door gave in. You grabbed your bag and ran hearing the abusive prick scream your name.

And that’s exactly how I got here, running for what felt like miles till I saw a mysterious man and a black van. “Please help me! Please” I said getting closer to the man noticing he was walking a rather large dog. “A man is trying to hurt me! He’ll kill me if he catches me!” I practically yelled. “Okay, okay I’ll help you.. here jump in here.” The man said opening the back of his van. I knew this was sketchy but anything was better then that ex of mine. After a couple minutes I heard him yell. “Hey excuse have you seen a girl about yay high, h/c hair, e/c eyes?” He sounded out of breath as he should be for chasing me. “No I haven’t seen any girl I’ve been walking Samson here.” The man said watching the other breathless man. Hearing his footsteps fade the van door opened. “Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!” The man smiled. “You wanna see a magic trick?” You looked at the man finally noticing he had a top hat and dark shades on which was weird to you since it was night time. Before words left your mouth the man grabbed you and sprayed this sticky liquid in your mouth. You coughed for the taste was terrible and sung the back of your throat. Before the man pushed you back and slammed the door you managed to hit and scratch him . “H-hey! W-what did you give m-me?” You coughed out hearing a hush and the van engine turning on. Samson, the dog bark making your ears ring roughly. You fought as hard as you could but you soon blacked out.

“My neck, my fucking neck. I should snap yours for what you did to my neck.” The man growled before tossing you onto a mattress on the floor. Sitting up I looked at him the best I could, vision still blurry from whatever he gave me. Looking at my surroundings to see what I assumed was a dirty basement. “Jesus it’s covered in blood.” You looked at the man as he crouched beside you giving you a good view of his devilish mask. “It’s like I killed someone. You see that?” He huffed showing me his scratched neck then waving his fingers in my face. “Not like you can see shit.” Starring at the man you grew fearful. “I know that you’re scared but I’m not going to hurt you anymore. What I said about snapping your neck..I was angry is all you did a number in my neck.” He chuckled. “I’m not gonna hold it against you” he said in a more light tone scooting closer to you. “I guess now we’re even.” He said was he played with your hair. “You don’t have to be scared, because nothing bad is going to happen here and on that I give my word Johnny.” The man put up two fingers signaling he swore. “You like soda? Hm? I’ll tell you what imma go get you a soda and then- is that the phone? Did you hear a phone ring?” He got a bit closer to your face so close you could feel his breath if it wasn't for his emotionless mask. “I’m going to get see who it is then I’ll get you a soda and then I’ll come back and explain everything hm?” He stood up and walked to the door turning to take one last look before shutting and locking the door. Gripping the mattress, I looked around seeing this dirty basement was pretty nice. Seeing beside me a black phone, I debated on picking it up but who would I call? I asked myself. Not knowing what was in my system I thought it best to try to sleep it off so I did.

When I woke up the lights were off and the door was still shut. Looking around I was able to get a better view of my surroundings. I grasp the black phone, taking it off the hook and holding it to my ear just to easy my curiosity. "It doesn't work, not since I was a kid. Hang it up." You jumped a little at the sudden noise. Hanging up the phone you turned around to see your kidnapper. The man flipped the lights on. " I know you're scared and want to go home." You stared at the man only seeing his figure due to him not being in the line of light. "I'll take you home soon. Its just..ugh everything is fucked up. I got to be upstairs for a while somethings come up." You nodded a little. "What?" you said softly. "Nevermind what." he said in a tone. "Is it someone up there?" Walking into light you saw the mans mask, it was different he had a big creepy smile and he had a small band-aid like bandage on his neck. For some weird reason you found this mask more comforting then the emotionless one. The man growled. "No one can hear anything if the door's shut I sound proofed it myself, so if you wish to scream or yell do as much as you like, you won't bother anyone." You watched the man grab the door and began to shut it. "I-i don't have a home." The man looked at you and walked back into the room so you could see his face. " I will never make you do anything you won't..like." You backed away a bit, deciding to sit down on the mattress. You were uncomfortable to say the less but for some reason you weren't scared. The man noted your sudden change and shut the door behind him deciding it was best to leave then to keeping the conversation going with you. Once the man left you looked around the room, you found a toilet backed away in a little hall way, old rolls of carpet, and a crack in the cement. Not knowing what to do with your recent discoveries you decided it was just best to try to sleep again. It was annoying but what else did you have to do?

You swore it had been forever since your captor came back down to see you. You sat on the bed with your knees to your chest starring at the door. This isolation was killing you. You stared picking the skin around your fingernails causing them to bleed every now and again. You were anxious, did he forget about you? Were you going to starve to death in this dirty basement? Did someone catch him? Did he not what you anymore? What a minute you thought to yourself did you want him to want you? Snapping out of your thoughts as you heard the door unlock and be pushed open. You sat up letting your knees go. The man walked in with a tray of food. "W-what did you put in that?" You asked as you watched the man walk towards you. "Salt and pepper." He chuckled placing the tray at the end of the mattress he sighed. "Eat it don't eat it. You're already down here, why would I need to drug you?" You were beyond starving, scooting to the end of the mattress you pulled the tray back to the spot you were just in. "Thank you." The Grabber leaned his head to the side watching you through the holes in his mask. As you began to eat the man turned to leave. You nearly choked on eggs trying to speak fast enough to catch him. "Hey! ...Stay." The man looked at you over his shoulder seeing you sitting on your knees. "Please...I don't want to be alone." Watching the man he nodded and walked towards you. You moved to the edge of a corner on the mattress so he could sit on the end, which he did. You noted that the man watched you as you ate and drunk the glass soda he put on the tray.

Once you finished you stared at the man. "What's your name?" "What's yours?" He asked uncomfortable answering the question. "Y/n" You said softly. "That's a beautiful name." You smiled a fair blush forming on your cheeks. You knew none of this was right, especially how you were feeling. Why were you okay with this? You kept asking yourself. "Why did you take me?" Asking softly the man growled a little not liking the question. "I couldn't leave you." He answered, knowing you weren't going to get any more detail you nodded. "Are you the man on the TV? Who took those boys?" You watched his face, his eyes looking for some humanly reaction, but nothing. "That wasn't me, that was someone else.." Not believing him fully you decided to not try to pull more info. "Who was that guy?" Finally asking you a question. "My ex boyfriend bf/n." "Why were you running from him?" You looked down not wanting to talk about it. "He was abusing me. Physically" The man studied your face, scooting closer to you he pushed your hair behind your ear. Looking at his eyes then the smiling mouth of his mask, without thought you reached to touch the mask but as your finger tips grazed the surface the man grabbed your hand tightly moving it away from him. You jumped a little at the sudden movement making the man huff. Letting you go the man stood and walked to the door taking the tray with him. "Wait! I'm sorry I won't do it again." You begged but the nameless man pulled the door to leaving it unlocked. Running to the door you went to open it but you hesitated, leaving the door alone you walked back to the mattress.

After that day you would only see him when he brought you food. You hated yourself for ever trying to touch his mask. He didn't talk to you and he always wore his emotionless mask. You grew to seek his attention and presence. Not knowing if it was the isolation or just the simple fact you were weirdly attracted to him. Not having no sense of time you woke up on what felt like the 50th day, laying curled in a ball watching the phone swing. "Stop it.." "Stop what?" Jumping up you looked at the man seeing he only had his mouth piece of his mask on. "What are you doing?" You said shaky, looking down at yourself just to see if anything was out of place. "I didn't touch you." You looked up at him without lifting your head. "Don't look at me like that." He said with a voice crack at the end. "I just wanted to look at you.." Feeling your breath hence, you pulled your knees to your chest. The man stood from the spot he was just crouching at and walked to you. He sat in front of you starring at you never breaking eye contact. "Your eyes are blue.." He nodded. "My name is Albert. But don't call me that." You smiled softly liking that he was opening up to you, it made you comfortable but it also made these stupid butterflies fly around your semi empty stomach. "Can I call you Al?" You knew who he was, he was The Grabber, the man all over news who took those boys, but you questioned your reality wanting to believe it wasn't him like he said. You did believe it but not in your heart. He nodded as he raised his hand to your face softly brushing his finger against your cheek, you tensed at the contact but relaxed as he continued. Slowly he moved his hand to your chin rubbing it with his thumb and index finger before he rubbed your bottom lip with his thumb. Heart beating fast and loud like a drum you watched him his eyes going back and forth from your lips to your eyes.

"Al."you said breathlessly. Hushing you the man lend in and pressed the lips of his mask onto yours. So many thoughts ran through your head. Should you push him away? Kiss the cold fake lips? Or just sit there? Without thought you kissed the lips of the mask back then pulled away as he did. Albert stared at you his eyebrows raised giving him a sad look. "Al?" He stood up without a word and walked out locking the door behind him, leaving you there alone and confused.

Weeeeelllllll this is part 1 of the story! I hope you guys like it! I'm sorry it's so long but man when I get a story I just can't stop lol anywho part 2 should be up later!

[ethicalvinyls]

VOICE MEMOS SENT WHEN DRUNK— e. williams

a/n: saw this by someone who writes for an entirely diff fandom but decided to write a few drunk voice memos/calls ellie would totally leave when drunk.

ps… it’s pretty bad but i wanted something sweet.

“hey babeee, i know you’re probably sleeping right now. or not. you might be watching cat videos right now like you always do. i think you should stop watching them because they’re not that funny sometimes but i watch them because of you. anyways! i’m with dina right now. say hi dina—it’s for the wife." *dina says hey.* "dina says i should stop drinking and go home but i never go out, y’know? and if i do, i’m always the DD. i need a break… ellie needs a break. not from you, if you thought that. i never want a break from you. just a break from everyone else. do you understand? okay. okay! dina says our uber is here and they’re taking me home. i’ll see you in—hey, how far are we from home? thhhhhhirtyyy minutes. okay. in thirty minutes i’ll see you. i love youuu!"

"people don’t know how to say excuse me." *sighs.* "i’m not a people person at all. i think i was only put on this earth for you. i think the world knew i’d meet you one day so they made me to say fuck you to everyone else but you. you’re the only person i can tolerate ‘cause everyone else is an asshole. okay? i think… i think… i forgot what i was gonna say. fuck me. okay! i’ll see you soon babe. go to bed! it’s late. m’kay, bye!"

"do you really like me? i feel like i have to ask because sometimes i think you’re too good for me. you’re so kind and patient, YN. you listen to me and talk to me even when i’m grumpy. sometimes i don’t think i deserve you but i am so so so so so grateful for you." *too long of a pause.* "i need to stop drinking."

"if i was a worm, would you still love me?" *cackles* "please say yes! i’d stay in your room in a clear cage and watch you everyday. that’s my dream."

"i am so shit-faced right now, holy shit. the room is spinning and i don’t need to throw up right now but i do need to smoke a little so i don’t die. if i do end up throwing up, will you pick me up? i’m at dina’s guy friend Jesse’s frat house. it stinks. i’m in some guys room and holy shit how do men live like this? there’s a big ass bottle of soap that belongs in a dispenser and this dude doesn’t even have a hamper! he throws his dirty clothes in the bathroom. and i swear i saw a cockroach in the bathtub." *a drunken sigh* "yeah just come pick me up, babe, this shit is disgusting."

"i was just thinking about how sexy you are. i was staring at the wall while dina was dancing with someone and i was like, holy shit, my girlfriend is literally my girlfriend. you’re the sexiest woman i’ve ever seen. when i get home—and i’m not so drunk, which i’m not really drunk, just tipsy—i’m gonna kiss you so hard that you get a orgasm so fast. and then you’re gonna get pregnant and have a daughter named lilo after lilo and stitch. god… that was a good ass movie. can we watch it tomorrow for our weekly sunday watch?"

"can we get some mcdonald’s tomorrow? can you get a bucket of fries and nuggets? is that possible?"

"i love you so so so much. i wanna marry you one day and have a farm of kids. we’ll have a farm and animals and a garden where you can plant whatever you want. i promise."

[alexiavettel]

chapter two

“The world was whole then, the sun and moon together as one”

pairing: charles leclerc x fem¡stroll!reader

word count: 1.4k+

warnings: asshole!charles, asshole!reader, mentions of Jules (this one actually trigger me), google translator italian/french, light mentions of death

disclaimer: any photo used is not supposed to represent the reader, are all Pinterest pics that matches the context

PS: reader is a slytherin (just like me) sorry if you don’t see yourself in this house but just matches perfectly with her personality.

⇦⇦⇦ previous part

(Y/N) Stroll POV:

I fixed the straps of my Ferrari red dress which in my opinion is RIDICULOUS to dress up in this specific colour. Okay, I’m not gonna lie I look pretty hot in this tone of red but I look hot in every tone of red so fuck it. I think I would look prettier in my classic green but let’s keep this in mind for the season start gala he’s gonna have to wear a dark green suit at least.

Got my keys, purse and mobile and headed to my Aston Martin Valhalla that my dad gave it to me (exclusive till the moment because customers will only order at the middle of 2023).

•

“Wow dressed up all for me?” Charles annoying Leclerc smirked while hugging me and kissing my cheek (ew this feels so weird).

“Unfortunately yes. But good news for me is that you are wearing a green suit in the gala next week in exchange” I didn’t told anyone yet but he doesn’t need to know.

“Absolutely not! Binotto is going to kill me”

“I talk with him about it no problem, sweetheart” I said while seating and opening the menu.

“Already knows what you’ll eat?” I asked after some minutes in weird silence.

“Probably a carbonara, the pasta in this place is amazing. You should try it”

“Well I’ll ask for some tagliatelle” I stand up my arm to call the waiter.

“It’s a Italian restaurant (Y/n) they speak Italian, let me do the talk for you mon ange”

“Prenderemmo uno tagliatelle, uno spaghetti alla carbonara e un vino per favore” I said smiling right after rolling my eyes at the driver.

“Qualche preferenza per il vino?”

“Voglio un Castello Tricerchi Brunello di Montalcino, grazie”

“I-I didn’t know you speak Italian” he gasped?

“Now you do” I forced a smile (god this is also entering the list of best moments, he looks soo taken back)

“S-So Lorenzo gave me a couple of questions we should do to know each other better in case the reporters ask us” he said picking his phone to show me a WhatsApp message with a bunch of questions.

“For real?? Shoot it, so we can end this up faster”

“Okay, favourite colour?”

“Your’s red mine’s green and black”

“Obsessed” he faked a cough “Do you have any pets?”

“Yeah, I got a Doberman named Sirius”

“From Sirius Black, like the Harry Potter one?”

“Yeah” god, where’s the food?

“Wait. What’s your Hogwarts house?” He asked like is the most important question ever.

“I’m a slytherin, for sure the best one” sorry not sorry.

“Hm I thought so, you kinda look a bit like Voldemort”

“Says the one who looks like one of Malfoy’s friends”

“Excuse me!? Whatever, back to pets I don’t got any. But I would like to have a little dog, nothing like a Doberman they’re scary-“

“He’s actually pretty cute but he’s trained so I can make him bite your flat ass” I would pay good money to watch this scene.

“Best moment in F1”

“Silverstone podium, last year” a hard race but I got my best result there. A P3 with Bottas in P2 and Lewis in P1.

“Monza, 2019” he smiles gently but drop it when reads the next question.

“Worst moment in F1”

“Jules’ accident” I answer without thinking twice.

This is actually one of my worst memories ever, Charles was lucky for didn’t get to see it in person like I did. I couldn’t sleep properly because of the nightmares for 3 weeks straight. Jules took care of me when I was younger, specially because I always competed against his godson so we always were together, he was kinda a big brother figure for me. He knew that my father payed more attention in my younger brother and he said something once that made me really try to get into F1…

“You’re a good kid (Y/N), you’ve got a long way. Call me crazy but I can see it featured everywhere ‘First female driver in Formula One in decades. The very much first female race winner ever. She came from far but she came to win! (Y/N) Stroll is the winner of the Canadian Grand Prix’” he said with a commentator voice making me laugh.

“I know it’s soo hard to be part of a real team in F1 and being a girl we both know will be even harder but you got to do it. You are stronger than almost all those little boys and you are going to show them in the future, but don’t be too harsh with my little Charles okay? I want to see you guys driving together one day” I tried to smile back at him but I wanted to cry so bad.

“I want to drive with you one day, Jules!” I said hugging his legs.

“I can’t promise that we will but I want to do that too, okay? Gonna make everything possible to make it happen, girl” he ruffled my hair gently.

“Yeah because he already promised me that, you ugly” Charles screamed at me coming out of nowhere “Come fast or I’ll slash your tires”

“I miss him so fucking bad. I was going to say the same thing, at least there’s one thing we agree with” he tried to laugh, and the waiter just arrived with our food.

“If exist something that lift me up from sadness around this topic it’s wine and think that he would be proud of me and my achievements. I like to remember all the memories we got together like me, you, Pierre and Esteban with Jules, Norman and Lorenzo taking care of us and trying to compete in karts but these old bastards almost made us crash every time” he let out a genuine giggle and true smile before trying the wine.

“Hmmm good wine choice”

“I know, it’s one of my favourites. My brother gave me this one as a prank and I ended up liking it”

“So one more question. Biggest dream?”

“Both of us dream in being world champions don’t we?”

“You actually right, ew. Okay, hm your dream travel?” He asked after chewing (disgustingly) his pasta, I swear he eats like a child.

“Don’t know if I have one… Maybe Seychelles, I discovered this place recently but it’s so pretty, like the ocean and the rainforest is incredible in the pics I saw. Or maybe Egypt! I’ve never been there-“

“Okay I got it, you like travelling! I don’t know mine, but I would like to see Argentina better maybe? Now-”

“Wait my BeReal just-“ I love this app but sometimes I would like to uninstall this shit “Give me your hand!”

“What?” When he took my hand in his I took my BeReal without showing his face.

“You don’t have it?” I asked putting my phone back in my purse, just waiting to see my friends' reactions.

“Pierre actually told me to download it but I don’t know”

“Oh come on it’s fun, download it!” I picked up his phone and put in his hands while drinking the end of my glass.

“I mean is kinda cool but what’s the point? What if I’m in the bathroom?”

“The point is being real like showing yourself to your friends without make up, filters, you know just living your life. And when it notifies in the bathroom just put your hand in front of the camera it’s for best”

“Okay…”

•

I’m ABSOLUTELY out of breath after seeing the BeReal’s reactions:

😲 pedritogostoso10: bitch u didn’t told me??? ik this watch is expensive so at least it’s a good catch

😃 howdydannyric: wow good pasta but poor wine choice 🤠

>>> memyselfstroll: just because it isn’t expensive doesn’t mean it’s bad

>>> howdydannyric: whatever you say extreme cheapskates

😍 yourdreamliv: hope you liked the dress in the end 👀❤️

>>> memyselfstroll: i just don’t stop paying you bc if i do some public shit u gonna save my ass!!

😍 thebestleclerc: enjoyed the questions?

>>> memyselfstroll: you dont know how much i hate u rn Lorenzo

If only I could tell Daniel… but he will bring this up till the rest of my life. Well I can tell him we are fake when we go public, I just need to remember that not a lot of people can know about it. In the moment just me, my “boyfriend”, our PRs, my father, my pt and our team principals.

I only can imagine when Danny and Seb get to know it. Not even my brother knows I’m “dating” someone, he’s going to get so frustrated when I tell him it’s fake! This boy try to get me a boyfriend for so many years it’s going to be funny tho.

my taglist!!

hope you enjoyed <3

[robo-dino-puppies]

part 2 of Things Lately. I have been plugging away at my dragon age journey and just finished 2. and. well.

first I will say here was my Hawke:

(you give me a character creator I'm for sure gonna use it! but I tried to keep her inspired by "default" Hawke) I love her. I love (almost*) all of them. found family is my favoriiiiiite I would love if they could all be happy and get along ha ha ha.

*the almost is because of a stupid gamey reason for Aveline - very early on, there was some seemingly-innocuous decision I made and she was like :[ +5 rivalry. uhhhh excuse me wtf lady? and then the next thing I did she was like >:[ +10 rivalry. WELL. ok then, if you have that much of a problem with me - FINE. and then if I tried to make her mad, she was like :) +10 friendship. and it just pissed me off lmao. so I rarely had her in my party because I can be petty like that. oh. also. I had little patience for Sebastian.

then i will say. trying to be as brief. and... hinged. as possible. um...

...

H                            E                               L                                  P

i predictably cannot resist a sad wet cat. especially one who loves cats himself T_T DOES THE WARDEN COMMANDER KNOW THEY MADE HIM GIVE UP SER POUNCE-A-LOT?! SHE GAVE HIM THAT CAT!!!

(also I will say my kingdom/left arm/firstborn/etc. for a real photomode D: my god how did I ever play games without photomode it is torturous)

cut bc this is getting long-

here's my Inquisitor:

(why does she stand like... that. ??? and why is she always kind of hunched over? and tilting her head? it weirds me out...)

also I did not know I would have to like. take extensive notes on my quest decisions. I was trying to get everything situated in the Keep and I'm like… fuck I do not remember anyone with that name. who were they? what the hell quest was this? *furiously looking things up* wait I only played it two weeks ago??! i forgor…

also also- Origins and DA2: no controller! only keyboard. me: 😭😭😭 Inquisition: you can use a controller now! me: oh thank god- Inquisition: but all the button prompts will be in Xbox! 😁 me: -fucking damn it.

this would not actually be a huge problem because I do know which buttons go where EXCEPT that Xbox and PS controllers share one button. with the same symbol. and friend. it does not live in the same spot on both. so I see X on screen and my muscle memory takes over lolcry

thankfully X/square isn't like, something you're prompted to press in combat usually. so it's not too awful. but still very annoying.

[acourtofthought]

I sometimes hate Azriel so fkn much... like I know I'm gonna love him at some point, there is no chance I wouldn't. sjm has a way with words but my god... right now... I HATE HIM SO FKN MUCH!!!

This character alone is the reason this fandom hate at least three female characters in this series: Mor, Gwyn, Elain

Mor is literally being hated for no reason. And it doesn't help the fact that she's also queer and a (SA) survivor from her abusive family. People say she's been leading Az for 5 century while idk how she could be anymore obvious about her choice on the matter. I mean if I had a little self-respect I wouldn't have chased a woman when it's clear she doesn't want to be chased and I think she did it in the best way to not hurt him and also keep things neutral and still be his friend but as we all know this man is a shadow daddy so he's the one being wronged y'know...

Gwyn being hated bc she's a barrier between two people of a non canon (I repeat NON CANON) ship and again she's a SA survivor and never been given a chance to choose for herself. She's being villainized to make some people feel better and hopeful that one day their ship will be canon and destroy the villain so they can make their way to each other (I'M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I CAN'T-) like if you talk about Gwyn alone to someone they would fall in love with her idk how they could put a villain arc in her story...

Elain again having no choice in becoming a high fae and the only character trait they made for her is in the circle of being a housewife for Azriel, if not that they completely forget her desire not to want to be a warrior or spy or anything that has to do with violence and make her a full spymaster (that actually doesn't make a single sense since he's so abundant to keep her safe all the time and not wanting to expose her to troves bc he thinks so little of her and not trusting her in handling these stuffs?) or the high lady of Prison... yeah she would thrive there absolutely!!! We don't know much about this character and still people make it like they do and put their ideas and fantasies in her while we've never been in her head once!!

As you can see why I hate him so much. (I know it's probably not much of his fault really but his stans and I really hate that about this fandom)

ps: I know there are other reasons to dislike Elain but honestly didn't we all hated Nesta before her book? I'm pretty sure sjm would make us love her INDIVIDUALLY and not bc her relationship with someone...

The Mor and Az situation is complicated and messy but at the end of the day, he has had 500 years to ask Mor to sit down and have a real conversation about whether she has interest in him.

Really, it's as easy as that.

It's never easy to want someone who doesn't seem to want you in return and maybe you give it some time to see if that changes. But no one gets to play the victim after 500 years of pining for someone and I'm not sure why the narrative is always "poor Az". Maybe he tried to confess his feelings after her assault but that's not an excuse for never trying again within the last 5 centuries. He's the one who wants to know so he's the one that needs to approach her, not vice versa.

And yeah, Gwyn has done nothing to warrant hatred from anyone. She doesn't have to be someone's favorite character but the agenda to turn her evil or be some cruel seductress trying to lure Az away from Elain is ridiculous. She doesn't even know Az likes Elain. She's never even MET Elain. It doesn't matter if E/riel is canon or not, if Gwyn was being flirtatious with Az, Az never felt it was inappropriate considering he didn't vocalize having feelings for someone else. Instead he raised his brows high in amusement. He didn't feel guilt over the thought of Gwyn's happiness sparking something in his chest. Why is blame being placed on Gwyn when she's completely clueless as to what Az does when he leaves the training ring?

And yes, Elain has a mate. Yes, Elain was about to kiss Az. But so what? Nesta all but declared her love for Cassian then turned around and slept with other males yet I have never seen anyone shame her for that. But Elain being ready to kiss Az when she has never made promises to Lucien makes her a terrible person? People really don't seem to grasp the fact that to the sisters, mate doesn't mean anything to them at the start of their journey's. They were HUMANS for 20 plus years. The mating bond is not sacred to them. If the mating bond is the equivalent to fae religion, then people are attacking Elain for not jumping right on board with fae religion when she was raised to believe in something else. She hasn't embraced being fae yet therefore she is not ready to deal with her mating bond. She just lost her fiance, give the girl some time to play the field before making another life long decision. And again, Lucien has never once said, "Elain, can we sit down and discuss our bond?" He keeps it surface level so she does too. Of course we know he'd like more than that but him desiring more and him actually approaching her with purpose (and not just tiptoeing around waiting for her to give him a sign) means he's being just as complacent.

AZ is the one who was raised to respect the mating bond yet he's the one who knew it was wrong to kiss Elain with Lucien in the house yet he didn't care. He's the one who is willing to burn bridges with an important ally with a female who he's never thought of beyond his sexual fantasies. He's the one who can't even admit to being completely over Mor.

The girls are so young compared to Az (Elain is 24ish and Gwyn is 28) but they are expected to behave impeccably while the 500 year old torturer gets free passes left and right. It makes no sense.

As far as your PS. I don't hate Elain at all. Sure she should have done more in the way of chores in the cabin at the start of the series but really, what has her big crime been since then? She was willing to risk her engagement for Feyre and allowed her to use their house in the human lands to meet with the queens. She's been kind to Feyre's new found family. She didn't blame Feyre for the fact that she was made. She helped Feyre by designing and maintaining her garden. She apologized in front of everyone for failing Feyre. She didn't blame Nesta for her fathers death. She wants to spend time with Feyre AND Nesta. Yes, she was disappointed to find Nesta wasn't getting better but only because Cassian told her he thought the training was helping. And no, she didn't understand what Nesta needed in order to heal but that's because Nesta refused to open up and pushed Elain away. It was easy for Nesta to sit beside Elain's bedside because all she had to do was read her book. Did Nesta EVER ask Elain for something which Elain refused to do? Did Nesta invite her out to the bar with her? Elain did reach out and Nesta, knowing it would hurt Elain and knowing that Elain was also struggling after the war and the death of their father told her to leave her alone.

I'm not going to blame Elain who is also dealing with trauma to not have the answers for Nesta's problems. It's not her job and she did make it known that she wanted to spend time with Nesta. Nesta rejected her offers and only showed up to get rent money for Feyre.

Really, it's funny to me how much hate the females of the series get. They are flawed but so are the males. They are not MORE flawed and actually, for how young they are and how recent (and major) their traumas are, I'd say they don't deserve the hatred coming their way.

[kirshimadenkisero]

things my friends have said, a collection (ft a couple quotes from shows/games) ((credits to my best friend for compiling them for me))

for privacy reasons i’ve censored the names

“Haha suck it (random name)!” (not entirely sure where this one came from so i’m guessing they’re talking about someone they know??)

“Smells like sour cream depression”

“I’m busy being gay”

“Birbs get bitches”

“Yes. I kill joe Biden”

“You simply have less value”

“You are a coffee bean”

“I will go full frog mode on your bitchass-“

“I don’t know how to eat abbles-“

(PS: he was eating a fukin pear 😀)

“WAIT- GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE GERMAN?!”

(offers grapes) “Sure, as long as they aren’t grape flavored”

“I’m a bitch and I’m a stitch”

“My brother is immune to getting r a n o v e r b y c a r s . . .”

“He now look like a wet rat and smell like cucumber”

“Tao Su looks like British Justin Bieber”

“#LockedUpForLife”

“He put his heart and soul into that dance”

“DO I HEAR A FUCKING MICROWAVE???”

“merry birthing”

“You stole kids candy, prepare to meet Jesus”

“Material gworl💅✨🏳️‍🌈”

“I bet it was the Shrek DVD…”

“I now know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas… t h e r a p y”

“the lake is thirsty…”

“IS STEVEN JESUS?!?!”

“where did his child go???”

“You are a spineless pretzel-“

“ŠTÄÇŸ MØVË!!!”

“Hey is that plane outside my window getting bigger???”

“Kneecaps gone. Insurance? Gieco.”

“Hippty Hoppity, get off my property”

“Are you getting your clothes from the back of Spencer’s??”

“My second wish would be a Mary Poppins bag full of fresh garlic bread”

“THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE!!”

“Mice and vanilla deer fries”

“DONALD DUCK IS THAT YOU?!!?!”

“Was that a deer??”

“Steve what are you doing here?? WHY ARE YOU IN MY LUNCHBOX-“

“I’m here to sell your kidneys”

“I ŁÏVĘ ĪÑ THË WÆTĖR!”

“Excuse me. That’s my front lawn you’re talking to.”

“I DONT KNOW I CANT COUNT 🥲”

“Why don’t I have no fingers…. (friend), did you steal my fingers again???”

“That notification sound sounded delicious. Absolutely exquisite 🤌🏽”

“Is water wet???”

“Water is crazy, you can boil in it, you can drown in it, yet we need it to survive”

“That just sounded like my sisters spine at 3:00AM 💀”

“THERES POISONOUS SKUNKS. THEY’RE MULTIPLYING AAAAAAAA”

“It’s supposed to be hot cocoa but it’s looks

s u s s y-“

“2020 part 4”

“YUO MAMMA’D YOUR LAST MIA”

“Bestie, I love you but calm down about the raisins 😀”

“I'm not alive🧍🏻‍♀️”

“Bro got sent to the shadow realm-“

“Quickly, hide the stock before the landlord finds us!!”

“Make the taxidermy dance...”

“Philza, you haven’t been collecting my wood have you?”

“ITS PHILZA MINECRAFT!! HES IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER!!!”

“I DONT KNOW, GRAB A BROWNIE OR SOMETHING.”

“What the fuck is a Spinosaurus, a dinosaur with a spine???”

“Oh, it’s weed boy”

“Hippity hops, ima call the cops 😀”

“Be right back, gotta go walk my fish-“

“WHY IS THE DOOR WALKING??”

“I gotta go fold the dishes”

“You just haven’t mastered the spoon yet”

“He wouldn’t know, he’s a pencil 😄”

“Do you see the screen? Are you sure you aren’t deaf-“

“That wasn’t powder on that donut…”

“NAPOLEON III IS A PATHETIC IDIOT WHO GETS NO BITCHES”

“My sister just brought me a penguin, and it threw up crayons”

“He’s a closeted American”

“You ain’t scared of the ocean until you see a t-posing squid”

“Ah women”

“Did Youtube find out I was religious???”

“Where’s my 15% off you rip off midget dinosaur”

“It would be funny if he choked and died” (i would like to mention this was said by my friend’s teacher)

“Don’t come to the circus tomorrow Ragatha”

“No, you aren’t a loser, you’re just colorblind”

“BOMBBB-“

“Call me a triple A battery, cause I have Anxiety, ADHD, and Autism!!”

“Bro became a vacuum cleaner 😭”

“I HATE SPLASH MOUNTAINNN!1!1!!!1!!”

“Fuck it, we ball 🏀”

“IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH, THE VOICES CANT CATCH UP”

“RED ENVELOPE FROM GRANDMA!?!? THAT MEANS MONEY!!!”

“It’s called neighbors, we are allowed to have them”

“So what. He can eat spaghetti out of his eyes”

“she wishes a broken leg upon you”

“Me and my crayons can do this shit anymore”

“Swaggy animal cruelty”

“I will temporarily sue you and your family”

“Yeehaw that motherfucker”

“Oh wow, I just killed two people”

“Whitey Kitey is MAD”

“So imagine me trying to break human skin 🥰”

“John Doe is a he/him lesbian”

“He got them string cheese bangs”

“Alas, for this is an example of the pain I must go through with this curse of immortality. Though I may never have my final breath, the price is eternal suffering”

“Cause they’ll think you’re all German Nazis who are trying to do a poison delivery”

“His birthday is on April 1st. His birthday is a joke”

“I WILL BURN YOUR COOPERATION INTO THE GROUND IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO”

“IM GOING TO SKIN THE OWNER OF RITZ ALIVE”

“A woman, in her late thirties, wearing a school issued swimsuit. Worst of all, she was rocking it” - Rae Taylor

“Isn’t your life already crumbling apart”

“ITS A FORBIDDEN MIXTURE”

“IM ON THE PODIUMMMMM”

“WHAT IS THIS. I DONT SPEAK BAGUETTE”

“Peaceful yuri in the wild”

“Buddy, I’m in normal math. Compact math people are CRACKED-“

“I CAN SEE THE AUTISM IN HIS EYES”

“Bro looks both ways when he crosses the street unwillingly”

“I don’t care when you deliver them to me. Expiration dates don’t matter to me-“

“Friendship levels?? More like Yuri levels.”

“YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY CEO OF MAX”

“Okay I admit it. I’m guilty of slave ownership”

“She sounds like a starving Victorian child 😭”

“Now go adventurer, and have this. A gun.”

“I will paper cut your eyes in your sleep”

“THEN IM GOING FOR THAT BITCHASS WHORE AUTOCORRECT”

“HER PANTS WOULD BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOWW”

“I just want to have a friendly conversation with him, me, and my gun”

“IM GONNA TURN THE OWNER OF CHICK-FIL-A INTO ROASTED CHICKEN”

“DUDE HES GOING THROUGH A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT TACOS”

“DAMNNIT BUBBLE I TOLD YOU THAT INVADING IRAQ WAS A BAD IDEA”

“If my dog doesn’t shut the fuck up after three strikes I will yell at her in less passive and more aggressive German.”

“Buenos días fuckboy”

“Wow, (friends name)-censorship”

“ITS NOT A PHASE MOM, BEING AN ORANGE EMO TRACK RUNNER IS MY PERSONALITY!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!”

“Oh my days, my Cheeto is turning into a cheese puff”

“I love my emo son”

“Listen, I’m not gay. That’s only on Thursdays”

“I just went up there for a bandaid and I got her toes?!!?!!”

“What did he do to deserve becoming a pretzel berry”

“I HATE YOU DREDNAW. YOU WILL BECOME AN ORPHAN ON THE STREETS”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned down a convenience store, but yeah he’s nice”

“No, it’s only a very late abortion”

“THIS IS WHY GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL”

“God damn it’s genetic 😨”

“It’s crustier than William Afton”

“Well, I’m gonna die anyway but red would be pretty cool”

“Not a gram of hetero blood in their veins”

“Oh the law? That’s not a thing”

“POLLINATE MY BROTHER IN HONEY”

“Do I look like I speak Beepanese?”

“I’m pretty sure I’m not even legally allowed to have this-“

“He looks like if god sniffed a line of coke and then tried to recreate Squirtle from memory” (talking about chewtle)

[strombolifanxxx123]

sturniolo triplets murder mystery (ps. This is my first one and there are a few errors in this so , sorry!)

One day , Matt decided to invite his friends over for a catch-up- as they haven’t seen each-other in over two months.

“Hi guys come on in”, nick says as Nate , Madi , Maddison (beer),Justin , baylen and Larray  walked in . “Matts in the other room getting ready , apparently he wants to play this game but I don’t really know what game” nick says in confusion. After a few moments , Matt walks in with a board game labeled “murder mystery”.

“CHRIS GET THE FUCK IN HERE” Matt yells excitedly , DESPERATE to play this unopened game , unheard of at that . 

Silence filled the room as Chris walked in. Nothing. At all.

“Let’s get this started” larray says breaking the excruciatingly awkward silence. Nothing was gonna break game night for Matt , or so he thought. 

“Ok so I’m gonna hand out cards once I shuffled them , then read your card and if it says murderer then you grabs the fake knife when everyone closes their eyes . The sheriff card grabs the fake gun and closes their eyes again. Once you do that rounds will come and the game is slow and descriptive so it’s a little bit longer if you don’t mind” . Matt explains the rest and shuffles the cards , placing the, out one by one in front of each player . Everyone looked at their card expect for Matt , who was the reader , and he said to everyone “close your eyes , no peeking. You’re in a dark room , the murderer, open your eyes . Justin revealed his brown eyes shining in the light . “Pick up an excuse card” Matt says in the eerily lit room. “Murderer , grab the card and the knife . Read the card and place it down. Murderer , close your eyes. Sheriff, open your eyes. Grab a reason card (a revenge card) and read it . Place it back down . Chris opens his ocean blue eyes revealing a world of new heaven. “Grab the gun now. Sheriff , close your eyes”. Matt explains the rules again and tells them to open their eyes. “EVERYONE, MAKE AN EXCUSE!Madi , why you so sad?”

“Umm… my… my dad! He is…ill! Yep suuuppperrr ill.” She says stuttering along the way.

“Nick , why are you so down today?”

“Our dog Trevor had to be put down , he was super ill :( “ nick said even pulling off a few teardrops.

“Lovely now Justin , what’s your excuse.” Matt repeats himself over and over again.

“My mom was murdered and I just feel so sad and lonely and I don’t know how to express it,” he says in a rather convincing voice.

“Now Maddison , what’s got you feeling so low?”

“My uncle was hit by a truck and I’m just so sad because I knew him all my life and I knew him more then my mom even.”

“Larray , why you got an upside down frown?”

“Well I’m being made fun of because of my race but I asked to fight and they said I’m getting arrested for nothing.”

“Nate! That smile isn’t good , why you like this?”

“Well my family just disowned me and my loved ones are dying and I’m just so upset.”

“Ok everyone stick to your source. Close your eyes. The room goes darker , you can’t see anything!” His words were cut off by the swoosh  of the wind , taking out the candle flames that were previously lit. 

“Brrr , it’s so cold. The murderer needs a coal replacement , they rad out , the only thing that would work is…BLOOD. The murdered has 15 seconds to choose who to kill.” Matt says . Justin opens his eyes , incredibly disturbing thoughts overrule his mind. 

“I hate nicks attitude so maybe him”

            “But Chris is SO energetic”

“Matts just my fav so no”

                                                                    “I don’t know madi that well”

“Nate has a weird ass receding hairline”

                    “Larray just screams ho3”

  “Maddison is just. No”

“5 more seconds murderer” Matt said waiting for Justin to decide , who should die , the first round.

He wrote down a name and immediately closed his eyes.

Matt went over to the person Justin chose and whispered in their ear, “lay down , you have been killed . Everyone open your eyes.” 

Everyone opened their eyes and immediately was shocked to see MADDISON BEER laying on the hard ground ,Maddison  got up and picked up a reason of death card. 

“It says , was thrown off a building, bye bye . Now what?” Maddison questioned curiously.

“You lay there or sit there and say nothing,” Matt says “you’re out”.

The room was silent , not even Matt spoke. The silence was broke when nick said “ Hurry the fuck up Matt or I’m just going “

“OK JEEZE. Now everyone close their eyes , sheriff, open them. You must pick three people to add to your suspect list. Pen , paper , write their names.” Matt said obeying nicks demand and making an EXTREMELY clear statement. Chris whispered “what? Ohhhh now I know.”

“Everyone close their eyes,” Matt said as he received the list of three people on it. 

                                           List of names

                                              1. Justin

                                               2. Madi

                                                  3. Nick

All three names written down , which one was right? Justin obviously but they didn’t know. 

Everyone opened their eyes on depend just to see Maddison was missing. Where did she go?

Nick went to the bathroom upstairs and looked outside the window in disgust . 

“GUYS… COME HERE NOW” Nick yells sending a loud thunder of his voice throughout the house “MADDISON IS OUTSIDE BUT… NOT ALIVE!”

“OMG” Matt says confused. “NICK GO HELP HER PLEASE.” 

“K.” Nick walks outside and runs over to Maddison.

“Maddison… are you ok?” He asks sitting down by her , feeling worried for her.

“Be…behind you” Maddison whimpers. Her last words. He turns round and sees a masked person holding a knife , about to attack nick.

“HELP ME SOMEONE!” Nick yells in fear as he runs away. Suddenly Matt arrives with a shovel and hits the ,asked person over the head with it , causing them to fall.

“Get inside now!” Matt yells running inside , nick trailing behind him.

“Lock the door… maybe it’s a prank?” Matt says trying to find the best possibility.

“Matt , she was covered in blood , her wrist was broken and she barely had a pulse. She’s gone Matt. And that wasn’t a fake mask. It…was bloody as fuck.”

“NICKKK?” Madi yells wondering where nick was now.

“MADI IM INSIDE QUICKLY COME ON” nick replies. She comes banging on the door and nick opens the door letting her in.

“Thanks Nick.”

“No problem madi.” Nick says , his hands shaking in fear that he was next.

Nate suddenly picked up a reason card for no reason other than he was bored.

“NATE PUT IT BACK NOW!” Nick yells “ It looked like Maddison was thrown out the window. That was her card.”

“Tough shit I already read it,” Nate says showing his card that read “gutted and intestines spread everywhere”. 

“OH MY FUCKING GOD NATE YOURE DEAD”

“What the fuck you mean , no I’m not.” His words were cut off by electrical sparks. They lasted for a minute until the only thing you could hear was the agony  in Nate’s voice ,  painfully screaming. 

“NATE WHERE ARE YOU?” Matt yells anxiously.

Silence. No response. The screaming , the splattering of something upstairs. Stopped. 

Matt started backing up until he reached a corner and he sat down with fear running down his spine. His hands were shaky and tears started rolling down his eyes silently and delicately , another tear drop rolled down his face. 

“Matt it’s ok just breathe in , and out ok? In , out” Chris repeats to Matt over and over again knowing he was having a panic attack. 

Nick went upstairs and closed the door immediately after he viewed the body of one of his best friends , laying on his bed , blood everywhere and his insides on the outside . 

The only thing that was visible enough to read was blood covering the wall and it said “guess who.” What did it mean?

Matt was clearly petrified , struggling to get out of the corner whilst nick blocked the door.

“Get out madi…” nick said still traumatised from the previous event. 

“Nick , please ,” madi pleaded but it was no use. He wouldn’t budge. A minute later a card came to Chris’s feet, yet he didn’t grab it. Was it the wind? But the window is shut. He flipped it over and it says “stabbed in the side” he ignored the bottom because he thought it was all bullshit. 

“CHRIS WATCH OUT!” Matt yelled pushing him away. A masked figure stood tall behind him and Matt was stabbed in the Sid. Silly Chris the card wasn’t his , it was matts!

“Matt!” Chris cried in desperation to help his older brother.

Matt sat there in pain and he sobbed in agony , hoping someone would help him. All of a sudden , the masked person fell to the ground , holding his side. 

“Justin?” Matt said wondering why Justin was holding a knife.

“No no Matt I helped you. He was gonna fucking kill you!” He says trying to convince Matt he was good. 

“I don’t… feel so good…” Matt says before falling sidewards , falling unconscious.

“Matt … MATT? MATT!” Chris yelled hoping for Matt to wake up but it was no use , he wouldn’t budge. Chris started sobbing , hoping Matt was ok. He buried his head in his lap , feeling greif wave over him. He sighed in despair , feeling so worried about his brother. Chris looked up to see the masked man… gone? Where was he now… wait… NICK IS UPSTAIRS!

“NICK!”

“CHRIS HELP ME!” Nick said in a teary voice. Baylen ran upstairs hopeful for Nick. Suddenly Chris heard a voice. A voice like… his brother Matt!

“Ch…Chris?” Matt said whilst he tried getting up.

“Matt?!” Chris yelled happy that his brother was awake and ok.

“GUYS COME UP HERE NOW!” Baylen yelled needing to get their attention.

“NICK’S HURT COME QUICK!” He adds on. They dash upstairs and Madi trails behind , hoping the best for her friend. They walk in nicks bedroom where Nate lied motionless , no pulse. He was dead. Nick was laying by the writing and they all read the wall.

“Guess who?” Larray questioned. “What does that mean?”

“I don’t know larray,” nick says standing up looking completely fine. “Guess who? Guess who murdered him dumbass.” He started walking closer to the bed covered with blood. He grabbed a knife that was laying there , painted with a red substance. “So? Guess who. Justin! You know?” Nick says swinging the knife by his side.

“Nick?” Justin says teary-eyed. “But why?”

“Why? WHY? DO YOU KNOW HOW IT IS TO BE ME? NO. I’M NEVER HEARD BY ANYONE SO IF THERES LESS PEOPLE TO HEAR , YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME.”

“BUT NICK , YOU KILLED YOUR BEST FRIENDS,” Justin adds on “FUCK , YOU STABBED YOUR OWN BROTHER.”

“Well there’s too many fuckin’

“Ooh look at Matt this

                                        Look at Matt that.”

WELL NOW , ITS MY TIME TO SHINE,” he said walking up to Justin.” If you were me , you would do it too.” He walks over to madi and stabs her and she drops to the floor in pain.Chris walked upstairs after helping Matt stop bleeding.

“K matts not bleeding and he’s ok. Did I miss something?”

“No Chris , you didn’t,” nick said.

“Why Nick…”Justin said “ JUST WHY DID YOU NEED TO STAB HIM?!” 

“NICK STABBED SOMEONE?” Chris said cluelessly.

“Where’s Matt….” Justin asked wanting to know if Matt was alright.

“Downstairs but WHO THE FUCK DID NICK STAB?”Chris asked wanting to be informed on who nick stabbed.

“GUESS CHRIS. WHO WAS TAKING ALL MY SPOTLIGHT ALL THESE YEARS? WHO’S BEEN THE ONE WHO HASNT BEEN BODY SHAMED? WHO’S THE ONE I HAVE A MATCHING TATTOO WITH?”Nick says with tears forming in his eyes.

“YOU GUYS DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL. NO ONE GETS HOW IT FEELS TO BE SHAMED FOR BEING MYSELF. BEING GAY ISNT BAD. I DONT CARE IF WHAT IM DOING IS WRONG , THEY DESERVE IT AND ONCE IM DONE WITH YOU GUYS… ITS GONNA BE ALL ME!” He says feeling no shame in what he did although it was completely wrong.

“Matt?” Chris questioned still delusional.

“WOW YOU CRACKED THE CASE SHERLOCK,” nick yelled sarcastically.

“Yayyyy. Wait. WHATT YOU TRIED KILLING MATT?” He said finally catching on.

“Yea no shit.”

“Nick, stop this,” his words were cut off by a scream… larrays.

“AHHHH” Larray screamed clearly in fear. He only JUST walked in and he didn’t know how to react. Suddenly , Justin remembered madi was laying on the floor after being stabbed.

“OH MY GOD MADI ARE YOU OK?” He asks FINALLY taking notice. Suddenly he felt a pain in his stomach.

“Yea Justin…I’m fine,” madi smirks , taking the knife out of his stomach. She takes nicks knife and stabs her head but she wasn’t bleeding.

“Ugh the fake blood ran out. Anyways don’t worry , it’s retractable. BUT the ones we used on everyone else , was fortunately not. I can’t believe you were all so fucking gullible! I mean , the act was spot on!”

“I wasn’t worried…” Chris said feeling bad for Matt who was limping upstairs.

“So it was you…” Matt says groaning , clearly still in pain.

“Yep! And take a guess why? YOU,” Nick says looking away.

“How is Matt alive? The card said stabbed in side.” Nick said completely oblivious. Matt then showed him a the card. The bottom said…

“Alive motherfucker,” Matt says revealing the card.

“YOU ALL JUST IRRITATE ME SO MUCH.” Nick yells. “I JUST WANT A MOMENT FOR ME,” he says still teary-eyed , a tear running from his eye to his lower lip.

“Nick , I know you’re hurting but I…” Matt says before being interrupted.

“NO MATT. YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT FEELS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Larray ran over to Justin as no one was taking any notice and he saw something in Justin’s back… stabbed twice? Yes… nick was stood over Justin and took the knife out of his back , Justin still in shock.

“NICK WHATS…” Larrays words were cut off by his blood curdling screams as madi starts adding new bullets to the gun.

“Late reaction I guess.” She said looking at his head. The bullet had went though his temple meaning there was no way he was alive.

“Three down… six to go,” nick says swaying a knife back and forth.” So who’s next?”

“Hmmm,” madi mumbles pacing back and forth and the pointing at Justin.”You?”

“Please…don’t…”Justin says as his words weren’t coming out of his mouth clearly. Nothing. He looked…dead… he lay there motionless as blood came gushing out of his stomach and back.

“MATT?” Chris screamed wondering where he was.

“NO NO NO! GREAT ITS ALL RUINED NOW.CHRIS” Nick said pointing the knife at Chris.“WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING. TELL ME NOW!” He said trying to get Chris to talk yet it was no use , all he said was 

“ NOTHING NICK I SWEAR!”

“Well… in the meantime , you’re next I guess.”

“OKAY OKAY FINE!” Chris yelled trying to stay alive.

“He’s at the front door waiting for you… he has a bat and a knife so be ready…”

Chris said , exposing the blue-eyed boy downstairs, waiting to attack.

“Matt! MATT!” Nick yelled trying to find Matt but he wasn’t there.

“COME ON CHRIS!” Matt yelled , gaining Chris’s attention… but something was off… something in matts voice sounded… different.

“OKAY! Chris yelled and Nick ran upstairs to see there was no one there… where was Chris.

“CHRIS , MATT , GET HERE” nick screeched.

“GET HERE OR POOR LITTLE BAYLEN DIES , “ Madi says as she walked upstairs with a gun to his throat. Suddenly , Baylen dropped to the floor after the weight on his chest (from Madis hands) had lifted and he fell to the floor , finally being released from her. It all came to nick when Matt arrived behind Madi with a baseball bat.Matt  wasn’t shouting to Chris , Chris was yelling to himself!

“You fucking prick…” nick whispered as he grabbed madi in his arms and checked to see if she was ok.

“YOU BITCH,” madi yelled at Matt after she got up.

“I hate you Nick. You’re a horrible brother and you deserve nothing other then to go to fucking hell , “ Chris yelled “I FUCKING HAT-“ his words were cut off my the sound of extremely loud sirens. 

“What…” madi said cluelessly and nick said the same thing.

“I don’t know Nick , guess who?” A male voice came thundering from behind him.

“D…dad?” Nick said wondering why his father was here.

“Yes , yes . I’m here , I came home early ,” Jimmy said.

“Where the fuck were you!?” Chris yelled and ran to his father and buried himself in his dads arms.

“I went on a trip with your mom but I had to come back early… I came back and I saw blood on nicks windows… I wonder why!” He yelled , holding Chris in his arms.

“Well it’s too late now , everyone’s basically dead.

“No no no , not everyone.”

“Yes everyone , other than madi , Matt , Chris and you but maybe…you guys are next!”

“No nick , you listen to me,” He said walking closer up to Nic and snatching his weapon.” Madi , is already gone!” He revealed the floor behind him to see that madi wasn’t in the room. Suddenly , a deafening screech came from downstairs,

“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Nic yelled as he sprinted down the flight of stairs and saw madi tied to a chair.

“Who…” Nic tried to ask before he fell on his knees. A pair of hands on his shoulders pushed him down and a voice came from behind him.

“Nicolas Antonio sturniolo , you are under arrest for the homicide of Nate doe , Maddison beer , Larray Merritt and Justin Carey.

“Wait what about…” his words were shortened as a voice came from over him.

“Me? Forgot about your buddy didn’t ya?” Baylen whispered as Nick stared at him in anger. A couple hours later , they arrived at the police station and nick stared at the camera holding up a sign next to his chest. Madi followed behind and the photographs were stored with all of the rest of them.

“Number 8642019 and 8642020 step up please,” a woman voice came thundering through the speakers. Nick and madi went up and their pictures were taken.

“I have to look pretty for my mugshot!” Madi exclaimed , fixing her hair.

“Well…” Matt said holding his side. “That’s it… i hope.” Nick and madi were taken to their cells.

“For now…” nick yelled through the room.

                              Would he be back soon?

[salsedine]

Per l'ask game propongo Solas e Anders di Dragon Age

Ps ho schiacciato sul blog sbagliato e ho mandato un ask per sbaglio all'op voglio morire

Hello e grazie mille per l'ask! Credo che l'op non se la prenderà, ci sono ask decisamente peggiori in questi lidi 🙈 E se può consolare, una volta Tumblr ha glitchato di brutto inviando un mio messaggio critico verso uno show molto popolare ad un blog iper fan del suddetto show. Capisco l'ansia!

Daje now we'll switch to badly written English.

Solas: I wish I could say something, but I still haven't played DAI 🙈 (and i don't even know if I'll be able to without melting my laptop). However, from posts and fanarts I deduced that he is some kind of old god/trickster archetype/the dreadwolf thingy that wants to destroy the world. Interesting!

And a fun fact. For... quite some time I used to think that Solavellan was the name of an actual character. In my defence, it sounds legit for a fantasy setting.

Now, let's move on to the character that will make people stop talking to me lol. Under the read more because I'm on mobile and have no idea how long this is going to be.

* First impression: hello fun guy that hates the chantry and is obsessed with cats, I like your earring! Oh you refused to speak and ran away multiple times so... they left you a year in solitary confinement?? Oh and then your ex/first love is illegally magically lobotomized as a threat against you? WTF WTF WTF.

* Impression now: I pretty much like all the characters, but he really grew on me. I find him very interesting and compelling, BUT I also want to hit him with a brick for every bitchy/condescending/hypocrite comment towards Fenris or Merrill. I also suspect that with him the writers tried to portray mental illness or something similar? I think I read something somewhere.

* Unpopular opinionS: ehhh, here we go. It's called "the last straw" and not "I'm going to commit a political assassination at the first inconvenience" for a reason. I agree that it could have been handled differently (with more time- this game definitely deserved more development time), but it wasn't on a whim, nor I see it as some grand machination that he planned for years. It's a very desperate act that was preceded by years of activism and trying to find a compromise. A compromise that it is impossible to reach, imho, because compromises in order to work need good faith and/or some kind of leverage. Mages have no leverage and Meredith (and Elthina too) have no good faith. Meredith explicitly wanted an excuse to kill them all, and the right of annulment has been sent for... how can you compromise with someone that considers your existence a mistake to correct? I can see that it's a political situation that would have required more nuance than what the game had time to provide - but overall I think it's pretty clear why he did it.

* Favourite moment: The "hello Varric, take my mother's embroidered pillow, just in case something happens ahah I'm so subtle" scene is quite sweet (despite everything that follows), and while I affectionately mock it for being very loud, the First Big Kiss in the sewers is a classic. And any mention to cats is very much appreciated, obviously.

* Idea for a story: the 3 years gap between the acts are full of possibilities, and I love missing-moments stories. Also! If the "something here is a metaphor for mental illness" idea is true I'd definitely love to read some in-depth exploration of it.

* Favourite head canon: considering what I saw from the official writers about him after the events of DA2, I'd just say "the opposite of that".

* Favourite relationship: platonic, I'd say Varric ("let's brainstorm how to kill my brother :D! Also I'm paying criminals to stay away from your underground free clinic, bye"). Romantic, definitely Hawke. But with a disclaimer: I've tried the romance path thingy with a male rogue/archer Hawke (after much consideration, I was really curious about Fenris and Isabela too, but the "ten years, a hundred years-" quote got me) but I still haven't finished it. So yeah, I'm aware I'm missing pieces here -and this is why I looked for all the spoilers. "And I love you so much I'm going to let you kill me" indeed, mrs Welch singing during the end credits, indeed.

Thanks again for asking! 💃✨

[edit] finished the game - he is now in the top 10 of my favourite characters, huge fan of the romance with Hawke (friendship route and 'let's run away' ending).

[queen-anxiety]

Hello. It was a while ago but I'm alive, i haven't been feeling good lately as I felt that I was ostracized from part of the family without even really knowing why.

I will try to make this as concise as possible. It all started well last summer when someone I'll call E (who is renting my partner's property to start a car repair shop with her ex husband) accused me of not saying hi to her at the store. When I go to the store, I often wear headphones and like to listen to podcasts + that I need glasses to see the world clearly otherwise it becomes very blurry for me. Anyway, she must have seen me somewhere in the car or in the store but didn't come up to me and say hi or honk so I must have missed it by mistake. Later i found out that she had said she didn't like me at all. Then one day she blocked me on Facebook and now she is going to marry my partner's brother (who also has distanced himself from me for some reason) in the summer and they invited everyone except me because I was blocked on Facebook without even knowing why I was blocked. So after a lot of back and forth, I chose to confront her via text message and ask her what the problem was and i solved it just because we all live in this small village and will probably see each other when it starts to get warm outside. She then chose to unblock me and invited me to the wedding. PS. I'm not going to attend their wedding because I feel like she's fake and trying to turn everyone against me in some weird way just because she herself doesn't like me for some reason.

My sister-in-law whom I have had a very good relationship with, we have talked a lot on the phone and met very often. But now she has completely stopped contacting me since she started hanging out with E that I told you about at the top. My sister-in-law could call me day or night and we talked and had a lot of fun and I saw her as a friend or a sister as I am an only child in my family. But it didn't feel the same between us anymore. I noticed that when we were at a playground with the kids that she distanced herself from me and I had tried to reach her the week before without her even calling me back or even texting me. So even there I decided to confront her and ask what the problem was. She made some lame excuse that she's not feeling well and that she only hangs out with her boyfriend when she's not working. And that she was working a lot but on her snapchat map you could see her being home. She also said that I'd was a bad friend who didn't text or call her. We solved the problem there too kind of, but I don't think it will be the same between us, unfortunately not as long as E is in the picture.

Neither of these two had even thought to sort this out with me. They simply just didn't give a fuck.

Also i found out from my partner who was thinking of hiring my sister-in-law's new boyfriend (who is E's ex husband) to start working with him. At the job interview, he had sat and talked badly about me. About me being lazy, that im not doing anything at home and simply that i was not taking my responsibility according to him while my partner was so great. So my partner didn't want to hire him after that.

To this day, I still don't understand why my sister-in-law and her boyfriend suddenly turned their backs on me when I've never done anything to them to deserve it. It hurts a lot that she (sister-in-law) chose to throw me away after everything we've been through together. I myself have now chosen to distance myself from them as far away as possible. I don't feel that this is a genuine friendships, none of them have even tried to text or call me after i reached out to them. I'm not going to fight for a friendship that doesn't exist and especially not for fake people who obviously don't care about me.

🎶 We used to be close, but people can go from people you know to people you don't. And what hurts the most is people can go from people you know to people you don't. 🎶

[galinvant-totherescue]

I wince, “I am sorry you had to see that, bubs.” I nod and gently take the letter, “go take a nap, yeah? I’ll see you tomorrow.” I give him a smile before breaking open the seal to read the letter.

My nose burns with my tears as I read through how lonely he is, my hand rubbing Juliet’s back all the while. I wince at the stain of blood along the side of the letter.

He just wants us with us. Maybe I could help him if I was there. Maybe not be fully light again, maybe not, but close enough that he could be a good ruler. Ruling in both fear and love. Kind of like Yoda.

I rip one of my pages in two two write back since I don’t know how many more letters I’ll need. Maybe he won’t be able to find me right away so we’ll need to exchange more.

Ben,

Please excuse the ripped page, I made the edge as pretty as I could. I don’t know how many letters we’ll be exchanging and resources are pretty slim… for a prisoner. You see now why I cannot come? You felt me ‘die’ because I have a binder on.

Zip is my only friend, he’s also the only one that has agreed to smuggle me things in and out. He’s a good kid. Mind feeding him this next trip? Rations are shit here and he’s never had mashed potatoes. You make the best mashed potatoes. The Empire killed his three sisters and parents, but it was droids so no fault of your own. Even he thinks that. He hates droids now, though. I want him to go to Mandalore. He deserves a family like Mandalorians. Maybe when I get out I’ll take him there. I think he’s lying about his age, he’s too small for fourteen. Maybe twelve or eleven. Jafan would take him.

Juliet smiled her first smile yesterday. I was singing a lullaby, so I’m definitely taking all of the credit, of course. I want her to smile at you, though.

Zip says it was a bad day for you and I’d have to agree based off of your letter. I’m sorry. I want you to know the second I get out I’m coming to your side. I do not stay away from you because I want to. I love you. I want Juliet to have her father. Never really wanted to be a single mom and not gonna lie, dude, it’s kinda shit. I’m tired as hell.

Gonna have to cut this letter off here, running out of page even writing tiny and front to back. I love you. Be well. Get three heating blankets and meditate before bed.

Your wife,

Lili

Ps. I call her Jude, think it’s cute?

Zip waits for a few hours again after delivering the letter before he returns to Virgil's office, pausing at the pure rage on the man's face as he still holds your letter.

"Uh... E-Emperor sir?" he breathes, "Is- Is everything okay?"

"Sit, Zip." Virgil gestures. "You are not in trouble- please, just sit."

Zip gulps and moves over, slowly sitting across from him. "What... is it, sir?"

Virgil carefully sets the letter down and gets out two platter containers, pulling out a plate of food for each of them and handing Zip's over. "I want you to sit, relax, and eat. Eat slowly. Just enjoy it. Nobody's going to take it from you."

Zip studies the food and then slowly grabs the fork Virgil holds out, taking a careful bite of potatoes- and humming at the flavor.

"Lili tells me... you are her friend," Virgil starts, watching this poor, thin-as-a-rail kid scarf down his food anyway, "I thank you, for looking out for her. She means more to me than anyone could ever know. Which is why... I need you to tell me everything you know, Zip."

Zip straightens, "I- I can't-"

"Yes you can," Virgil nods slowly. "And you must. She is in danger there. Every single day. I want to go get her."

"I'll be in so much trouble-"

"Zip." Virgil tilts his head. "I will protect you. She has a plan to take you out of there with her- you will not be left behind. That is a promise."

Zip sighs softly and takes a deep breath, setting his fork down so he isn't tempted to eat while telling Virgil the whole story, holding absolutely nothing back.

Virgil sends him home that night with two platters more of food- one for him again and one for you, too.

And that night, when Zip returns home, he sits next to you on your bed and carefully unpacks the platters from his backpack. "He is coming," he says quietly, praying nobody hears. "He- He knows where we are. I told him everything."

[wakanai]

when I tell you I tried looking for videos-

ayt here's some links TT

okay this may/may not be inaccurate to my memory BUT just in case, ill explain why hehe

so from my understanding, SCP 682 is

an unkillable lizard

very smart but cannot be killed. the scientists are trying to kill him but they cant. SCP 682 lives in constant suffering because they put him in a container where he's in pain

and every time he breaks out of the container, he kills people

its said he kills anything and everything

but there was this one time, a little girl was put beside him

and he didn't kill the little girl but was actually really chill and even protective of her

so it kind of shows that scp 682 isn't a completely heartless monster and i get the vibes that he just wants to chill and go back to his own place without suffering from humans

anyways, I THINK this reminded me of you in a way cause

a. unkillable lmao

b. smart. cunning. can be manipulative.

c. but can also be really chill. like yk, he just wants to be free, my guy TT

d. can be kind too and would prob be really decent if the scientists didnt constantly attack him lmao

e. i get the vibes that scp 682 is just attacking out of self defense/aggression and wouldnt actively try to harm ppl if ppl just didnt go near him/try to capture him every single time

-- not sure how this relates to you tho sdjia but uh free scp 682 lore i guess TT

also lmao you're a mori kinnie thats so cool haha

when i saw your red flags, i was like UHMM-

but yk everyone has their toxic traits

and im glad you became a lot calmer too like ☺️💅

(don't mind me, I just remember that one post where your friend was like 'oh wow congrats for staying calm!' and gave you 1,000 pesos. cause honestly that was such a slay)

as someone with a mom and best friend who have anger issues and manipulative tendencies (TENDENCIES btw. its not a toxic relationship dw) -- i can..idk i can kind of see you better now. (IDK HOW TO SAY IT PROPERLY HELP TT)

cause like the first time, when you posted about being a mori kinnie and stuff, i was like 'omy this person is scary' --but the more i got to see stuff, the more i was like 'oh...this person is kind of...a normal person too' LMAO. EIFRHEJG help 😂😭

but yeahh TT TT

hehehe ughhh TT

anywy have a good day

xoxo

(ps the first time i saw your rant posts i kind of got mad because of what happened to you)

(i have this thing where i talk for too long im sorry TT.

TW: don't continue reading if you dont want to be reminded of some bad things in the past/if ur trying to move on already)..

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okay so like. the post that made me mad was when ur dad and his gf were fighting because the gf said your dad cares about you more than the dog.

that genuinely made me mad cause like

"BITCH, obv he cares more about his child. Thats HIS child TT. why would you expect a guy to care more for a dog than his own child like- TT TT. bruh be fr." ofjaijfe (please excuse my harmful language btw TT)

and the thing w the teddy too. hays. anyways.

im glad you got through it and continued living and slaying hehe. lezzgo man <33

plus points to ur dad btw, he seems rlly cool <3

(and yes, I read personal posts sometimes TT. it appears on my feed sometimes. tumblr may seem like screaming into the void but people can see it. like even if ur posts have 0 notes, that doesn't mean no one's read it <<< jus saying in case you'd rather not have people read your personal life huhu TT. please lmk if anything i say makes uncomfortable, im dense as a brick sometimes cause im an oda kinnie /j. ) but yeah TT. jus lmk if anything i say bothers u, ayt?

yirrr

ok i think im done now.

stay hydrated and have a good day ig TT

and dont forget to listen to 'love my body' by hwasa! (shameless recco. cause that song is currently in my head) <333

anyways yeah

xoxo

and have a good day

mwa

(ppl sometimes think im weird unique ✨ because i do things that aren't 'normal'

idk if doing this is normal but like, just know that i did this because i felt like it TT. so there we go. yeah. haha. hope u dont think im weird or creepy TT

and lmk if you do so i can back off lol.

ok thats it good day mwa mwa )

A friend told me I would be a SCP because no matter what I eat or what disease I have I'm always alive and I don't know how to make him believe I'm not one 😔

[sensesdialed-aa]

               PETER PARKER and PRINCESS SHURI spotted together at the #SISGALA2K19! ( @lcgcndxry )

[m4nd0l0r]

More Five Hargreeves Headcanons (That are very much Canon to me)

Description: This are all definitely real! PROOF: I am Five Hargreeves’ Emergency Axe that he talks to rather than Delores (100% REAL!!!)

Author’s note: ah yes.. five x reader headcanons along with my most fav headcanon of all time: transmasc five 💪💪 im battling writer’s block again this is so slay of me (no it’s not) (this month was so trash and this is my compensation for me being M.I.A. SKKSKS) (anyway if you don’t like the idea of five being transmasc… respectfully scroll and don’t say anything pls!! no negativity here!!) (and we know the drill- five is aged up to whatever any of you are comfy w!!) (also tysm for 175 followers??? holy shit??? i appreciate it sm wtf 😭😭🫶)

Five Taglist: @ells-graveyard @noahspector @aelinismyqueen @fivelegance @ne0boss @twauna00 @placidpluto @eichenhouseproperty @heartsforsuyin @ghostlywavelengths @ghostlycherryblossomwonderland @seconds-not-decades @coolcatlover4 @emotionally-unstabel @peachy-wolfhard @its-lokilocked @raven-fandomtrash @theilliterateskankula @magicstrange @venusrambles @whereintheworldisspencerreid @honeycombdumbass @kazuive @oscarisaacsleftballsack @zenithinthebin @peachteeaaa @rchaoz @wickedmystery @wordsandnerds @umbrellatte @666abby6666 @iameddiemunsonshair @starlightinhumanform @vennythearsonist @trashmouthsahra @crinklypink @halfumbrella @wifeofcamillamacaulay (if you want to be removed/added, pls tell me via pm!!)

Disclaimer: I am not transmasc myself, I’m girlflux so I merely took my own experience trying to identify myself for the last 2-3 years, if I did something wrong with my headcanons, pls message me privately and I will be sure to add/change/remove anything that can considered to be harmful for actual trans men, this is all just for fun and I hope to not offend anyone— I merely want to share headcanons of Five that I love!!

he hates those matted fluffy socks (he’s so me fr), the texture grosses him to the point he would try to trash it (ps. klaus took it from him)

five LOVES comforters, he just tucks himself in and just. sleeps so quietly you’d think he’s dead but he just. does not snore. (you’ve tried to worriedly wake him up once… all you got was an annoyed groan and a painful smack to the lips—)

he hugs himself in his sleep if he doesn’t have blankets (unless you’re in the picture, he’ll definitely just CLING on you) it started when he was in the apocalypse, sleeping by a wrecked mattress store with no blankets, he dusts off the dirty mattress, not bothered to find any pillows or etc, so he just tries to sleep through the cold night with his own warmth, too tired from the chaos… not ready for the days laid out for him

he seems like a cat person, but he actually not so secretly wants a dog (specifically a herder dog for a farm), its in his bucket list for retirement, he wants to play with the pup and have someone by his side after his family fell further apart (s3 ending), then he can go on peacefully knowing he wasn’t rlly that alone, at least fulfilling one want of his

^ however if he could get a cat, he would get a sphynx cat… reason? he wants to match suits and sweaters with the cat (his excuse to you is that he doesn’t want the cat to get lonely being the only one wearing the ugly sweater.. and the sweater is just a plain blue turtleneck.. not even your typical xmas atrocity….)

as a kid, he had a teddy bear named mr pennycrumb, which prompted him to decide to name his soon-to-be pet mr pennycrumb in the future

my boy kins “a lots gonna change” by weyes blood, especially the first stanza, give it a listen and you’ll see.. y o u ‘ l l s e e (though disclaimer, the singer sings the song in 1st pov and uses feminine descriptors… but for the sake of five, just switch it out in your head w masculine coded words)

now- with his identity, as a kid, what awakened him to discover that he truly feels more like a guy is when he saw addam’s family— let me explain myself: he resonated with gomez- as even though gomez is considered “weird” he’s still a perfect husband/gentlemen, his charisma and charm could leave some in pure awe- and all five could think the first time he watched the movie was “i want to be this guy” rather than “i’d want to marry this guy”

with gomez and morticia’s dynamic from the movie, he will definitely incorporate their relationship on how he wants to treat his own s/o, like how he acted with delores, he was all in love and sappy, speaking italian just for her, he definitely took inspo from gomez with all of that, i just know it!!!

in a relationship with you, he would also try to know everything you like, your fixations, hobbies- he appreciates your intellect with your interests, always making sure to listen as you ramble on as your own eyes twinkling with pure interest and he only smiles softly, smitten by the sight of your love for this, how knowledgeable you are, even if its a ‘stupid’ interest or just something so niche others wouldn’t understand, he would try to fully comprehend it- as if it were one of his equations, he would study it just so he can talk to you about it, and see the excitement that radiates out of you when you realize he’s actually interested in knowing, that it wasn’t just a lie to keep you talking as they did something else- no, you notice it- his genuine interest that you see when he talks about his own theories peeks out so clearly, even if he tries to not let it out

if you speak other languages, he will try so hard in learning them just so he can somewhat impress you (for fellow filipinos however…. he cannot pronounce manananggal for the life of me…. you once had him try to say it but it ended up taking half an hour full of his tongue twisting from both his accent and the amount of “n” sounds w the word.. so basically he almost chucked a translator book to the wall— so uh… take that headcanon and r u n)

with his type (romantically), i think he doesn’t have one honestly— its more on the idea that he cherishes anyone who would care for him and vice versa, for example, he finds his siblings ‘annoying’ from their actions, personalities, likes, goals, ideologies and etc, but he still cares for them becos they’re important to him, with you, he could care less if you were rough, brash, shy, not so outgoing as others or something ‘normal’ society wouldn’t appreciate, he isn’t normal either— he’s a guy with a bloody background and superhuman powers, why would he care that much? if anything he would only appreciate you, even if you’re the polar opposite or almost carbon copy of him, if he truly cares about you, he accepts everything about you, just like how he accepts how his family is just dysfunctional as he is

in the topic of relationships and sexuality— i also think that he’s in the aroace spectrum- specifically demiromantic and aceflux (for those who don’t know- demiromantic means that he feels romantic attraction once he develops a strong emotion connection) (as for aceflux, its when someone sometimes feel sexual attraction, but in other times they don’t feel attracted that way, its fluid; changes even)

^ with that said- though its a well-known headcanon, i think he discovered it when he feels uncomfortable with the handler’s flirtatiousness, knowing it was fake— he likes sincerity that are peeking through the mask— not just soft smooth words that sway everyone else, he wants to feel truly loved, especially with everything he’s experienced atp

and now for cough cough scenario headcanons… drum roll please……

five successfully going back to 2019 with ONE (giant) mishap: he’s back in his 13 yr old bod, pre-transitioned AND… he was technically closeted too so.. oh brother….. at least…… he was a late bloomer as a kid so he’s pretty okay that he doesn’t need a binder again.. yet.

HOWEVER, he definitely stole school boy shorts from the other boys’ childhood closets cos his old closet only has uniform w the skirts

he also mentioned that he refers himself as a boy to the rest of the umbrellas so bluntly his family just goes with the flow (they’ve witnessed far more bizarre things atp, they don’t dare try to question this cranky little shit)

five being so ANNOYED with his higher pitched voice again cos he hasn’t took testosterone yet at 13 (he took it once he was in the commission as part of ‘extra’ stuff in his insurance (cough the privilege of being the handler’s favorite cough))

he always— painfully itches himself every time, his fingers scratching his own skin as if he’s trying to get out of his own body, because he doesn’t feel right— he feels like he’s found himself in the different room; it felt wrong to him

with the body change in s1, when handler said he’d give him a better body, she definitely tries to poke him the fact that its a cis male body as a manipulation tactic cos she she knows about his gender dysphoria :”(

speaking of gender dysphoria, it makes his annoyance for being back at his 13 yr old even more prominent cos frankly, he feels like he’s not himself again, especially after finally being so euphoric fully transitioning and all- he has do it all over again, including the insecurities

cough scenario time 🕺(im very lazy to write pls bear w me SKSK)

: younger you (either stealing from your parent who’s a doctor specializing w gender reassignment or from a literal clinic).. just stealing testosterone pills from the cupboard trying to give it to pre-transitioned five— and five is just touched- almost tempted to actually take it, but he doesn’t take it- instead he blips, then puts it back but he still appreciates the thought :((

the euphoria of him wearing his first binder, his first suit, being finally referred as sir and he/him for the first time— right after- when he gets to look at the mirror, he feels so manly, and for once- he felt right in place, not as if he were a missing piece in the wrong puzzle

you referring him as your boyfriend, or husband even, he won’t admit it, but it puts the most giant smile in his face, and his ears go red just from it, not just he feels so honored, but its also cos he feels so validated by you, someone he cares about so much that he swears he could kiss you right then and there <33 (he doesn’t, but in closed doors, he slipped a little peck or two) (i just love this man sm i cant)

[signedeclipse]

Heyo! I saw requests are open and I would like to request Douma with a s/o who has flexibility like inosuke (but can't detach/reattach their joints and move their hearts ofc) but are just like SUPER flexible and can bend backwards in half etc. Also I hope you are having a great week! Make sure to eat f o o d and drink w a t e r

Douma [X Reader]

In which Douma's s/o is extremely flexible and shows off their abilities to him.

Douma is usually the one showing off his abilities to you

He likes to hear your 'ooo'-s and 'ahh'-s and listen to you shoot away question after question

The validation is all this cold demon could ever want

Some of his moves involve intricate movements and dances that he always sees you pay extra attention to

And one day, you try to mimic him, easily bending into every position, even the ones he struggled with!

Now he is the one clapping, eyes all bright and interested in his s/o's secret abilities!

Of course, part of him is a little worried you might hurt yourself

If he ever bends too far, he can mend, but you are far more fragile!

But as you continue to bend backwards until you can grab your own toes from BEHIND?

Douma is not so worried anymore; now he thinks you are just a natural

Or maybe possessed, but he doesn't care, so long as you still love him!

Now he asks you to join him and help him gain flexibility like you

He can never get to your point, not in a hundred years, but he is getting better!

It's also an excuse to spend more time together in a somewhat productive manner

Authors Note - Nice to see you requesting Gali!! I hope you enjoy <3 Love seeing you around as always haha.

Ps good work on your first post, its a really nice headcanon and I really liked it! Keep it up <3