#if you ever want to see music videos in shitpost form go look at all his videos

[supersoftly]

Salvatore Ganacci - Fight Dirty

[miyaniacs]

Christmas Eve

a/n: I wish you all of you who celebrate Christmas a Happy Christmas and I hope event this year was horrible, you all find at least a bit of joy and peace. If any of you needs to talk because they have to deal with some family or personal issues during this time, I'm here for you. At those how don't celebrate it: It isn't, besides Bokutos, really themed about religion, it’s just to hopefully make all of you laugh ❤️ 

form: total shitpost

characters: Atsumu, Osamu, Sakusa, Oikawa, Kuroo, Bokuto x gn!reader

warnings: lowkey nsfw (just some suggestive stuff I’d say 16+), bdsm mentions (but in a funny way - there’s nothing really sexual), mentions of sex toys and Bokuto’s is just wholesome

masterlist

Atsumu

Let’s set the atmosphere okay?

The tree is lit up, the decorations are sparkling, all the other presents are illustrated by the lights on the tree, it’s dark outside, soft snowflakes can be seen, in the background you can hear some beautiful old Christmas songs being played

The little bell rings calling you in the room 

Yet, you prepared a small surprise too 

With you, his family is walks into the room 

They originally couldn’t make it in time and it was visible for you that this really saddened Atsumu - he’s used to spend Christmas Eve with his parents and his brother - playing silly card games, him and Osamu almost knocking over the tree etc

Well 

Surprise. 

You all walked in saying a loud : SURPRISE 

Which turns into a loud scream as soon as they see Atsumu laying under the tree with a sexy present costume

it’s literally just a big red band wrapped around his body with the bow right over his thingy 

Head rested on his elbow, one of his legs swung over the other in a rather sexy way 

The screams of you and his family mix together with his screams 

The only one who was still able to think fast was Osamu - that’s why now a video of the whole thing is sending to the MSBY groupchat (also to the chat they got with their old Highschool team) 

While trying to escape the whole situation Atsumu got also caught in the tree

Now there’s a red fabric hanging in the tree and a naked Atsumu running upstairs 

Osamu

Osamu was stressed the whole time before Christmas 

He got so many jobs for some big companies to deliver his onigiri 

Besides that his shop was full af with all the friends that met up again due to them being back home during the holidays 

He was a mess 

So you managed all the household: cooking, cleaning, making sure he at least relaxed a bit, decorating etc

You’ve barley seen him anyways

Fast forward to Christmas Eve:

You received an emergency call from Atsumu, so you’re on your way to his, mentally cursing him since you still have to make the last preparations for tonight

At his - it was just some : how do I clean this or that emergency 

Annoyed af you make your way back home

Unlocking the door, you’re greeted with some ‘all I want for Christmas’ and the apartment being all dark, just illuminated with the sparkling Christmas lights 

“Osamu?” You call out for him walking through the apartment, the music getting louder and louder 

Opening the door to your living room, you’re greeted with the sight of Osamu, dressed in a sexy butler costume, his torso completely revealed, and a bow around his neck 

“Sit down my love.” He says and pulls out one of the chairs for you 

You sit down and look over the beautiful decorated table, filled with all kinds of mouth watering food

Looking back at him, your eyes rest on his toned chest “Was... was this all planned?” 

“Yes, I thought I’d give you something back for all your support the past weeks”  he smiles and leans down to give you a kiss 

“Then I’ve been a bitch to Atsumu for no reason..” you mutter 

“ There’s always a reason to be a bitch towards him” he laughs, “now, my dear - what can I serve you?” He bows

Sakusa

You in a maid uniform with lots of cleaning utensils that are sex toys Dom reader like 

As soon as Sakusa enters his home on Christmas Eve, a big black fabric is pulled over his head and he’s dragged into the living room and pushed onto a chair

“Only good guys get presents right?” You say teasingly  and your hands run over his chest , starting to unbutton his shirt 

Slowly you pull the blindfold off his head

His eyes widen, then darken and then he looks at you with an eyeroll 

“Are you serious right now?” He huffs

You’re wearing a sexy maid costume, the feather duster in one hand and the other one placed on your hip 

“Nahhhhh - dirty boys aren’t allowed to talk.” You lean forward and place your finger on his lips, “how are we supposed to celebrate and enjoy Christmas when we’re both not clean?” 

Leaning to the right you grab a bottle tilted “Mr Clean - hand sanitizer” rubbing it on your hands, you walk behind him and start massaging his shoulders with the body oil. 

After that, you walk back around him and bend down, the skirt moving upwards, exposing everything to him 

“You’re pretty clean now, but could you help me cleaning myself?” You ask and hand him a little present. 

Unwrapping it, he rolls his eyes yet s smirk appears on his face 

“For the really stubborn ones” he reads out looking at the lube in his hands 

You look at him innocently “Yes,..., we can’t let any dirty germs touch our preciously wrapped gifts, can we?” 

He nods in response and gets up, walking over to you

“No, no we can’t... let’s get you all cleaned up now ... shall we?” He asks in a husky voice and throws you over his shoulder carrying you to the bedroom 

Oikawa

Getting tied up he’s exited a male dom getting into the room destroying 90% of his closet while degrading him and his style => presents a whole new closet from you and his friends and family 

His clothes are horrible 

Besides sports wear his taste is ... a whole catastrophe

so together with his friends you planned a surprise for him

Oikawa knew something was up- but he expected a different kind of surprise- he hoped you’d be his present tonight and that you’d strip for him, since he’s basically begging you to do so the past weeks

When it rings on his door that evening, he opens the door fully expecting to see you standing there 

Quickly his smile drops when he’s got pushed back inside by a man wearing a leather mask 

“Go to your closet.” He demands and makes the whip in his hand more visible 

With a small Wimper oikawa hurries to the room

The man towers over him 

“Open” he underlines his words with a loud whip and oikawa does as he’s told to 

“Now put all your clothes in this here!” He throws a black plastic back to oikawas feet 

“Strip and put them into it to.” Another whip echos through the room and oikawa whimpers again, eyes wide open and he slowly begins to pull off his hoodie 

“Faster!” 

“Now put this on!” He hands him a collar with a leash on it

Grabbing the black bag and the leash he drags oikawa back to the front door

“Wait wait - what are you doing !!” He finally complains 

The man stops and takes out a gag and quickly fixes it around oikawas head

“MH- MHHHH HHMMM” he cries out

“QUIET!” 

Opening the front door, the man drags Oikawa outside where a few people are already waiting, filming the whole thing

“Here.” The man throws the bag to the ground and hands you the lash 

“Have fun.” 

“Y/N MHLNG Y/N!” Oikawa ‘says’ shocked

“You didn’t listen to us ... so we had to force you.” Iwaizumi says, standing next to you

“Your clothes were horrible.” Mattsun complains 

“New ones are already laying under the tree , love.” You smile and pat his head, the leash still in your hand 

“Well... have fun with him - I think we should go now.” Iwaizumi laughs

Bokuto

Yes. Yes Bokuto still believes in the Christkind (just look it up - the translation is so ugly so I’m using the German word)

And it’s way too precious so non of you ever told him the truth 

So here you are, getting dressed, putting on a white loose dress, white wings, soft golden eyeshadow and curling your hair / putting on a blond wig

Akaashi, Kenma and Kuroo - who will celebrate Christmas with you two - enter the house, together with Bokuto 

Kuroo is talking EXTRA loud to make sure you hear them coming back 

“Huh? Why is there light in the living room?- Y/N shouldn’t be home by now.”  You hear Bokuto ask confused 

Grabbing the small bell, you take a quick glance into the mirror and ring it 

“A BELL??? OMG AKAAAAAAASSSHHHIIIIIII IS IT - OMG OMG OMGGGG!“ Bokuto screams and runs to the room 

Opening the door his eyes lay on you, the angel standing next to the tree, about to place a small gift under the tree, ready to ‘leave’ again 

Bokutos eyes shine like the stars, his mouth wide open, whole body shaking 

“You ... you ... you’re real!?!” He mutters 

‘Shocked’ you spin around, the gift still in your hands and look at him 

You smile softly and walk towards him 

Your hand takes his and you place the gift in his hand, get on your tip toes about to give him a small kiss on his cheek, but he moves away

“No, I’m sorry, but I got a beautiful s/o.” Your heart melts at his words, the real angel in this room truly is Bokuto himself 

You smile and look at Akaashi, telling him to distract Bokuto so you can leave again - which he does 

A few minutes later you open the front door, dressed as usual 

“OMG Y/N - YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT!!! THE CHRISTKIND WAS HERE !!!! HERE AND IT GAVE ME THIS PRESENT!!!! ITS A PICTURE OF US ON OUR FIRST DATE!!” He rushes over to you and shoved the framed picture into your face

“A REAL ANGEL - AND YOU MISSED IT!” He pouts

“I’m sorry Bo” you mutter and give him a quick kiss 

“But ... I have to admit ... besides all their beauty, you’re way prettier than them... I can’t call you angle anymore knowing that your beauty outshines them.” A soft smile forms on his lips and you feel tears forming in your eyes. 

Kuroo

Kuroo saw your google history 

He saw that you kept on looking for videos of a sex swing and how it works etc

So he knew the perfect present for you for Christmas 

On the box it only said Swing - red, silk

So no biggie 

Well... your parents invited themselves over to yours for Christmas Eve. 

Together with your little cousin

Before it comes to opening up the gifts, traditionally you had dinner first. 

Michale Buble was playing, your parents and his dad ( who got invited by your parents ) already had too much to wine, your little cousin bouncing on the chair, waiting to finally  open up the presents. 

If Kuroo knew, that your family’s would come, he wouldn’t even placed the swing under the tree, but they just appeared on your door with food and presents 

So now - the swing was the biggest present 

“Y/n... Y/NNNNNN” your little cousin asks you while already sitting under the tree eying all the presents

“Yes?” You laugh

“Can I open your presents????” She asks

“Sure.” You smile, knowing how much she loves opening them 

Next to you, Kuroo’s heart stops, cold sweat running down his neck 

Your cousin hands you the two small presents on top of the big one

“Here I just want to open the big one” 

“Are those yours?” You ask and look at Kuroo, who just nods

“Babe... what’s wrong?” You ask him, but before he could answer, the ripping sound of the wrapping paper is heard 

“OMG Y/N HE GOT YOU A SWING?! I’M SO JELLY!!!! AND A RED ONE TOO... OMG IS THIS A SWING OUT OF THOSE MOVIES??? THE ONES WITH SILK AND NOT WOOD???” 

(Insert : oh no- Oh NO - OH NONONONOOO)

Your eyes widen.

All blood  leaves yours and Kuroos face 

Your mum takes a big sip out of her glass

Your dad glares at Kuroo 

His dad looks ashamed at Kuroo 

While your cousin opens the package and fiddles with the red silky stuff 

“At least the color fits in the room.” Your mum laughs taking another sip of her wine 

tagging: @kenmasgameboy

[let-patton-say-fuck]

Hello and welcome

This post is going to be long and detailed, but here’s the gist:

I want to create a blog that will serve as a collection of Patton content in which he's portrayed as the extremely interesting character that he is. This includes angst, character studies, theories, discussions of gray morality, etc, etc. Also, I personally heavily identify with Patton, and whenever I see content of him being absolutely feral? Incredibly cathartic. I just think it’s neat. So, this is a blog for Patton content that presents him as more than the “innocent soft little puffball” he tends to be percieved as in the fandom. And, to be honest, more than anything I just want to inspire as many people as possible to join me in my #LetPattonSayFuck agenda. Let him do it. He deserves it.

None (or almost none) of the content on this blog is going to be mine. If you have content you want me to put on here, you can:

Tag me in it

Submit a post

Send me an ask

DM it to me

I will reblog the things people send me and try my best to organise them (more on that after the cut). You can send art, fanfiction, edits, rants, headcanons, memes, just related thoughts that come to your head, basically anything you want.

I will also sometimes reblog things to this blog just because I feel like they fit and I want to. If I reblogged something you created to this blog and you don't want that, please let me know, and I will delete it. Essentially, this is just a place for me to hoard (and navigate) any and all content about my favourite types of Patton characterisation. And you can join, if you want!!

And now onto the details:

About The Different Kinds Of Patton:

Different sides (ha) of Patton might be explored in the posts of this blog, so I think they will require some sort of classification. You can block or search certain tags based on your preferences.

The tags I will be using:

#let patton say fuck - any post where Patton swears (not necessarily “fuck”)

#feral patton - feral Patton. That’s it that’s the tag. Let my boy go feral. Whatever level of feral. From dying your hair at 4am to murder. Give me feral Patton

#angry patton

#patton angst - h u r t  h i m (then help him pls. Not a requirement, just a personal request. Unhappy endings accepted but not without tears). This one will probably have a lot of subcategories

#flirty patton - I will be using this tag for any flirtatious actions from Patton, especially those that wouldn’t usually be seen as “typical” for him.

#suggestive patton - taking the previous tag a step further, this one is for any innuendos, sexual jokes/hints from Patton, whether in a flirty context or just for humour reasons.

#smart patton - any kinds of intelligence. Emotional intelligence, academic intelligence, strategic intelligence, musical intelligence, etc. Bring it on. If anyone wants me to make separate tags for different types of intelligence, please let me know exactly how you want me to do that, and I will, as soon as I can.

#BAMF patton - let him fuck shit up a little. As a treat

#mischief patton - Patton doing pranks, teasing someone, making fun of someone light-heartedly, messing with people. Sarcastic Patton. All that adorable devious shit. Gimme

#smug patton - smug bastard man,,,,,, sarcastic bastard man,,,,,,,,,, teasing bastard man,,,,,, (this one and the mischief one will probably overlap yeah)

#patton and morality - gray morality Patton. Being confused abt moral concepts because morality is hard, man. Patton being wrong, but learning. Patton making mistakes,,,,, I love him

#nsfw patton - I accept NSFW content, it will always be tagged. These posts will also be tagged with "#nsfw" and "#nsfs" (Not Safe For Sanders). This tag is for explicitly sexual things only. Sexual humour/innuendos/hints will all be in the "suggestive" tag. You can filter out one or both, if you want.

Once again, if anyone wants me to make a separate tag, I will.

About The Different Kinds Of Content:

As I’ve mentioned before, absolutely any form of content is accepted. Some tags that will help in looking for specific things:

#pat art - Some art,,, of the Pat,,,,,

#pat fanfic - More on ships later

#pat thoughts - any kinds of thoughts/rants. If you wanna share your ideas or just talk about Patton, this is probably how it will be tagged. Lemme know if you want me to change anything

#pat analysis

#pat theories

#pat hcs - any headcanons!! Ship headcanons!! Random headcanons!!! Vent “This is about Patton but I Am Patton” headcanons haha definitely know nothing about those!!! All headcanons are welcome

#pat memes - memes, shitposts, funny thoughts, incorrect quotes. Anything like that

#pat edits - Video, photo, audio, GIF. Once again, if anyone wants separate tags, I will add them.

Any other types of content will be given their own tags in the future, if they will be needed.

The tag for any asks is just "#asks". Anything related to this blog will be tagged "#blog stuff".

About Ships:

All ships will be given their own tags. More ships (poly ships, ships without Patton in them) will be added later as we go. For now here are the tags I will be using for Patton ships (tell me if anything needs to be changed):

#moceit

#logicality

#moxiety

#intruality

#royality

All characters will be tagged as “#ts *character name*”:

#ts logan

#ts janus

#ts roman

#ts virgil

#ts remus

If you don’t want to see certain characters or ships, please just filter the tags.

About Trigger Warnings:

If you ever need me to tag (or change) anything for any reason, please feel free to tell me, and I will do so as fast as I can and as thoroughly as I can.

Trigger warning tags are added to this post as content is being posted. Before posting anything, I will review it for potential triggers and update this post if needed. If anyone wants to add a tag for anything in advance - let me know, and I will do it.

So, let's start:

#pat discourse - any kind of argument against the way Patton is treated by the general fandom. While I think most people here would agree with those opinions, sometimes just the notion of an argument is distressing.

#tw cursing - I mean just in case

#tw murder mention - for references to murder with no details or visuals

#tw murder - discussion of murder with some details and/or visuals

#tw repression

#tw self-hatred

#tw anxiety attack

#tw threats

#tw alcohol

And finally!!!! This is a No Unsympathetic Patton Allowed zone. I guess it depends on how you would define "unsympathetic", but no content of Patton being abusive and/or anything similar to that will be posted, and please, please do not send it in. Please don't send Patton hate either, I won't post it, but it will hurt me quite a lot, please don't do that. If you don't like Patton, just go to another blog.

#tw arguing

#tw self-destructive behaviour

I'm sorry in advance if I ever forget to tag anything, please tell me right away so I can fix it! I don't really know how to run a blog, so I'm sorry if anything is wrong. I'm willing to try my best to keep this as organised as possible, since it's For A Good Cause. Thank you so much for visiting this blog, and I hope you enjoy it!!

[bondsmagii]

2, 8, 26, 37, 38, 57, 72, 91, 94, 100

> questions to ask at 4:02am meme 🌕🌃

thank you! 

2: Do you mourn for a place or person you’ve never known?

yes 😩 I can’t even adequately describe what’s going on here, but there’s a lot of people and a lot of places that feel familiar even if I don’t know them, if that makes sense? and there’s also a lot of people I could have become, and a lot of places I could have been, and I do have moments where I kind of mourn them even though I have no proof that they would have even existed in that specific way. I do think this is normal to an extent, but also I do this a lot, lol.

on a slightly less philosophical level, I of course mourn my older brother, who’s quite literally a person I never got the chance to know.

8: Do you think you can put love into categories (family, platonic, romantic, etc.) or is it just one general sensation?

oh man definitely. the love you feel for your friends isn’t the same love you feel for your spouse or your parents, and so on and so forth. there’s lots of different kinds of love, and lots of different levels within those types, and you’re also more than capable of feeling several different types and levels towards the same person, in my opinion. I don’t know if I would try and categorise everything, because something like love doesn’t really suit being shoved into boxes, but there are different types of love and I find it’s constantly shifting and changing along with you and the object of your love, which is cool.

I should add that I don’t find any one type of love more or less important than the others. seriously, destroy the idea that romantic love is the One True Love, and all other forms are somehow lesser. that’s just garbage.

26: What’s the most life-changing choice you’ve made so far?

this is kind of embarrassing but the truth often is: almost eight years ago I decided to make a sideblog on here that has... something to do with writing, let’s say, and something to do with... a certain character... and anyway that decision led to me meeting a certain person and going from awkward messages on Tumblr to awkward messages on Skype, to eighteen hour conversations and constant texting, to living in a car together for three months on a roadtrip and then living in a car together for many more months while homeless (and a million other places in between), to moving in together and then holy shit we got married.

so I guess that one impulsive decision to make a shitpost sideblog at stupid o’clock in the morning when I was bored one summer has been the single most life-changing choice I’ve ever made.

37: Do opposites attract?

eh. I mean, yeah, sometimes? but similarities attract, too. I think for any kind of relationship to be successful you’ve kind of got to have an element of both, and I think that “opposites” usually refers to something very specific. for example, I don’t mind cleaning the bathroom and you hate it. that’s a useful kind of opposite, because it means a compromise neither of us feel cheated by. you’re unshakable when it comes to slogging through bureaucratic minutiae, and I’m a beast in high-stress quick-thinking scenarios. together we make a pretty unstoppable team, for being opposites in that regard. I think that’s kind of what’s meant by this saying, but unfortunately it seems to have been appropriated to mean “yes honey, I know you work 10 hour shifts and come home to find your partner hasn’t cleaned the house or done anything to help, but opposites attract!” or “my partner supports Trump and genuinely believes that vaccines and masks are a government conspiracy to control us all, and I am a normal human being, but opposites attract so I guess I’ll have to put up with it”. like no, kings and queens. that isn’t what it means. dump them.

38: Is your life what you expected it would be five years ago?

lmao no. not in the slightest. five years ago it would have been... just into 2016, and yeah, no. there is not a single thing about me right now that I would have predicted, aside from the general stuff that’s never changed about me. I had different ideas about what I would be doing for work, about what I’d be working towards; I had completely different levels of commitment and discipline to various tasks, and I certainly wasn’t planning an international move. I can at least say that I’m happier with my current plan than the one I used to have (it wasn’t a bad plan, it just no longer suits me) but there’s no way I would have expected this.

and of course, there’s the whole issue with the pandemic. five years ago I had no idea I would be living through a global natural disaster, and if you’d told me, I would have thought it would be something like a supervolcano eruption or a nuclear winter. like, I’m glad it’s not, but also “you have to stay in your house for over a year” still kind of sucks.

57: Do you thinks humans are obsessed with escapism (books, video games, movies, etc.)? Are you looking for an escape? Do you think that’s a bad thing?

I think we are sometimes, when things are tough and there’s a need to wish to escape (see how many books I read over quarantine in March, for example). most of the time, however, I think humans just like stories. I don’t think it’s any deeper than the fact that humans love stories, we’ve always loved stories, we’ve always loved telling and hearing stories, before we had books and archives we passed our stories down orally and we drew them on cave walls with our own fingers, and this love for the story has never changed or altered in the hundreds of thousands of years since. I think that’s the major driving force here.

right now I’m looking for an escape 24/7, because I’m sick to death of the real world. I don’t think that’s a bad thing at all. without books, without the fictional things I love, without reading and writing and music, I would have gone absolutely bonkers in 2020. being able to fall into a book or play around in the worlds I’ve created, both my own and things I’ve co-written with you, has literally saved my ass over the past eight months. escapism is never a bad thing. like anything, it only becomes troubling when it starts creating problems. but I do not think there’s any shame in occasionally saying “fuck it” and going to worry about someone else’s fictional problems for a while. 

72: Should people be prosecuted for crimes that weren’t considered crimes at the time?

this is a tough one. on the one hand I want to say no, because it could easily be abused. some asshole could get into power and make something illegal, and then round up all the people who have committed that now-crime and lock them up, and oh, would you look at that! all the people who have committed the now-crime just so happen to be the dictator’s biggest critics and threats, how convenient. 

at the same time, dictators are going to wipe out their enemies no matter how legal it is, and I also have to consider the fact that before WWII, for example, words like “genocide” and “crimes against humanity” didn’t exist. how could we decide that these things are crimes, but then not try those who literally gave cause for the crime to be acknowledged? we can hardly say “alright, genocide is now a crime against humanity, but because these guys did it before this was law they can’t be tried”. that’s just... not really a great precedent to set, you know?

so I suppose a tentative yes? I think it would probably depend entirely on the severity of the crime. for example, if they found out that... I don’t know, some normal everyday substance was something that people could suddenly get high off, and they declared it a drug, I don’t think everyone who’s ever sold it or used it should be rounded up and jailed. but like, if the act of cannibalism itself became a crime (and not just murder or desecration of a corpse, which is what “cannibalism” usually falls under in terms of legality) we should probably go round up all the people who are stealing human legs to eat, yanno?

91: Is hate as strong as love? Who do you hate?

sick totheark reference bro. anyway yeah, hate is as strong as love, though it appears and reacts in different ways. hate and love are two sides of the same coin, if you ask me. the deeper you love somebody, the harder you hate them if things go wrong. hate is betrayed love. something something, a tree’s branches cannot reach to heaven unless its roots reach to hell, and all that. something so powerful is going to leave a lot of damage if it goes wrong.

I hate a few people. I don’t want to go into detail as to their specific identities, because I’m sure that if you know me well, you’ll know who they are. both of them were people whom I loved very deeply, and who betrayed that love in ferociously cruel ways. both people taught me very difficult lessons about the nature of love, and how sometimes it really cannot conquer everything, but while this would be a nasty lesson to learn it’s compounded by the fact that I learned this not out of any kind of extraneous circumstance, but rather through their cruelty and their refusal to work with me, listen to me, or love me in the way I deserved to be loved. my hatred for these people will never go away, even though it certainly doesn’t dominate my life. it is there, though, and I can easily draw on it whenever I need it. should I get the opportunity, I have no doubt in my mind that I have the capacity to be very cruel to these people in my own right, and I won’t feel bad about it.

94: How would you describe yourself when you love? Do you love forcefully, unconditionally, gently, quietly, desperately?

oh damn. forcefully, conditionally, stubbornly, and probably slightly possessively.

I don’t show love in conventional means. I’m one of those stereotypes, I guess. I don’t like declarations of love, I don’t really go in for physical affection, and I’m not sappy at all. my love language is more subtle, but it’s there. I like to do things for people, I like to create things for/with people, I like to have adventures with people. that’s how I love, and I can be pretty forceful about it. I also want people to improve themselves as much as possible -- I think the greatest thing I can witness someone I love doing is becoming the best version of themselves, and I will support them 100% in this effort -- also very forcefully. I don’t think there are many people who could put up with that level of intensity for so long, if I’m honest. I demand a lot of the ones I love, but I also like to think I give a lot, too.

my love is never unconditional. while I believe unconditional love exists, I have never seen it. my love always comes with conditions -- conditions about how I expect to be treated, about ideology, about worldview. these are all huge deal breakers, of course -- my conditions aren’t vague, or petty, or small in any way. but there is nobody on earth, nor will there ever be, who I will not walk away from if I feel the relationship is harmful in any way. I might not stop loving them, but I sure as hell will not assume that my love for them will protect me from them.

at the same time I’m a very stubborn person when it comes to love. people will do things they think must break one of my conditions, but I’ll see something else in it and I’ll stick around even if we both think it’s useless. I’m never wrong, so I suppose I have that going for me. but I am very, very stubborn when it comes to love. I have a high level of endurance and I know how to nurture love; how to stop pessimism from setting in. I’m also slightly possessive, so I don’t let go of anything easily -- and this includes the people I love. I’ll never stifle a person, but I’ll definitely fight for them, and something something everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.

100: What belief do you have that isn’t logically grounded, but you still firmly believe in?

I suppose something like this could never be logically grounded because there’s no logical proof at all, and “I Just Know” is apparently not a scientific argument (it should be), but I know I’ve had past lives. I just do. I have no solid proof for this, only gut feelings and Just Knowing and weird memories and some crazy shit that I can’t explain -- like being able to find my way around a strange city because I remembered it from a past life, for example -- but I just know I’ve had many different lives before and I will have many more to come. this is just an unshakable belief and it always has been.

[sleepsignals]

i kno reading about characters you don’t know/care about is dry so i will try to be short and write a shitpost about my very broad genre of Coming Of Age Horror Teens And Young Adults readmore bc this look a little long

sloane roosevelt

you know, like *brandishes knife* ‘nya?’ an actual cryptid. has never told the same backstory to anyone. knowing things about me is dlc cough up the 200 dollars. cats are her allies immediately. tells people she doesn’t like that she will put a curse on them. hitchhiking witchcore. gaptooth baby. little and feral. very actually sees dead people. takes your fries. will not respond to your pop culture reference because she doesn’t get it. doesn’t answer your texts and doesn’t know why she has to apologize. pickpocketed you as a greeting.

hal grady

resident mulder. thrift shop enthusiast. has gotten their hand caught in a vending machine. bizarrely good at mcguivering out of any situation. in the r/paranormal comments section arguing. bigfoot is real fuck you. would have tried to get into area 51. is two seconds from flunking any given class. have they been to any lecture this year? is the ‘hold camera all the time’ guy in the arg. fingerguns instead of explaining what’s wrong to your therapist. calls their mom to pick them up from the party early. halloween is the only holiday. club penguin shouldn’t have died it should have been me. pathological fence climber and tresspasser. should not have this police radio. 

jay skelter

would kill everyone in the car swerving to avoid a squirrel. greets crows and raccoons. climbs fences and has bitten a cop. has dyed her hair every colour but likes a mix of pink and purple best. still wears those colourful band bracelets. has bitten a glowstick before just to know. may still shoplift from hot topic. what are you a cop? has formed 3 unsuccessful garage punk bands. sits in graveyards for the aesthetic. loves a good c tier horror movie. detention frequent in highschool. loiters at the bowling alley.

whitney carroll

human golden retriever. will allow all the short people to sit on his shoulders at a concert. ‘hello 911? how are you?’. could benchpress you. apologize to you if you spill soup on him. competent dad friend at a party even when he drinks. shows up to stand ominously behind his small friends if someone tries shit. all women are queens, anakin. if you never had a good big brother figure he’s got you. still has a flipphone. the last video game he played was runescape. a very nice gymbro. is taking applications for being your best friend. impassioned singing in the car.

siobhan fleetwood

has a complex about going to college late. is at the 5 coffees a day mark. is the one moving the ouija planchette to scare her friends. wine mom friend. siobhan and jun judging u power hour. hits michaels once a week at least. will kill you for mentioning her scrapbooks. wants to take group pictures like my aunt at niagara falls. alcohol is great but have you ever had someone care about you? me neither pass the bottle. (shuh-von). resting exhausted face. 3 jobs and stronger than anyone. librarian grunge. 

atlas caine

demonic possession but make it rich boy. thinks he’s an 80′s coming of age movie bully and kind of is. the secondary antagonist as if you don’t have enough going on right now. butterfly knife party tricks. thinks he’s better than you because of his family but he’s just as stuck in this small town as you. designer jackets aren’t the same as a personality. will fucking run at the first sign of actual danger. available to be mean to you. redemption arc denied.

jun song

resident scully and chronic skeptic who ruins your paranormal fun. wallace wells expy. uses tiktok as a blogging service. speaks almost exclusively in a deadpan. firmly considers himself the daphne of this situation. heart shaped sunglasses and pastel sweaters. has to be the hottest person at the grocery store. physically can’t leave a crossword alone until he completes it. i don’t know how to tell you guys that people on the internet lie sometimes. pop music is good you guys are just wrong.

graham flowers

mean 80′s prep with an 80′s windbreaker. doesn’t know what to do when he’s not the center of attention. first to die in a slasher movie. please let him hold onto you in a haunted house. catholic guilt. will cry any time anywhere for any reason. baseball bat bisexual. battle chad. didn’t want to be involved. scared he peaked in highschool. lays dramatically on couches like a victorian lady getting the vapours. doesn’t even mean that badly but says the dumbest shit. never seen the braincell. redemption arc permitted.

[turtle-steverogers]

Slimey Disasters

idk what this is its jus chaos.  spot deals with so much of race’s shit poor guy

Warnings: Dumbassery

Ships: Platonic Ralbert, Javid

Editing: nnnnnnnope

Albert opened the door to his and Race’s apartment, praying that Race had read his mind and started on dinner.  His stomach rumbled audibly as he hung up his coat on its hook, before wandering down the hallway towards the kitchen.  He could see the light on under the doorway and a hopeful smile spread across his face.  Maybe his prayers had been answered after all and Race really was cooking.  He eagerly pushed open the door, then froze.  Race was on his hands and knees on the tile floor, bent over a kiddie pool.  Empty gallon jugs of glue were scattered around him and he was holding a large box of borax in one hand.

“Race,” Albert said, slowly, “What are you doing?”

Race jumped violently and borax puffed out of the box, coating his face and curls, “Albert, hi! I didn’t think you’d be back yet.”

“Are you making slime?” Albert asked, wrinkling his nose.

Race blushed and looked down at the kiddie pool, “No?”

“You definitely are,” Albert moved to kneel next to him, staring into the sea of almost-slime, “What were you planning to do with this once you finished?”

“Swim in it,” Race stated, adding some water into the mixture and resuming his previous action of stirring, “Or like, I don’t know, dump it off our fire escape onto Jack and Davey’s.”

“You’ve been watching way too many slime videos, man,” Albert said, sitting back on his heels and watching as Race added purple and blue food coloring.

“Yeah, and what about it?”

“You’re basic.”

“Common knowledge.”

“And a loser.”

“What are you, five?”

“Asshole.”

“That’s a little better.”

“Fuckwipe.”

“Ooo creative.”

“Annoying bitch with whom I live for some unknown reason.”

“You asked me to move in.”

“Yeah, but that’s just ‘cause I was desperate.”

“That’s a lie, you love me.”

“I do.”

“Do you two ever shut the fuck up- what the fuck is that,” Albert and Race turned around to see Jack standing in the doorway of the kitchen, Davey looking over his shoulder.

“Is that...slime?  In a fucking swimming pool?” Davey asked, squinting to get a better look.

“It is indeed,” Race said, patting the newly formed slime, “Did you two need something?  How did you get in?”

“The door was unlocked,” Jack said, matter-of-factly.

“So you just...walked in?” Albert asked.

“We wanted to see if Race had made any food,” Davey said, stepping into the kitchen and leaning down to observe the mass of slime, “We didn’t go shopping this weekend, so we have nothing in the apartment.  Hey, Race, quick question.”

“Shoot,” Race said, slipping off his socks and cuffing up his jeans.

“What are you planning to do with- oh,” They all watched as Race carefully stepped into the pool of slime.

“I had the vague intention of scaring the shit out of you and Jack by dumping this onto your fire escape, but then you showed up, so I went with my original plan of swimming in it.”

“How exactly does your thought process work?” Jack asked, settling at Davey’s side, “Because I feel like we could do an entire psychology study on it.”

“I have before, I got an A,” Albert said, also slipping off his socks.

“You’re kidding,” Davey said in disbelief.

“I am, but I feel like I would get an A if I did.” Albert rolled up his pants and stepped into the pool next to Race, “What the fuck this feels fucking weird.”

“Ooo, I wanna try,” Jack said, an excited smile spreading across his face as he kicked off his sandals.

“Jackie, no- Jesus,” Davey ran a distressed hand through his hair as Jack joined Albert and Race in the slime.

“Ho-ho-holy fuck this is almost therapeutic,” Jack said, stomping around, “Davey, you gotta try it.  Your stressed ass could use some decompressing.”

“Jackie I’m not getting into the pool-”

“-Please?”

“No.”

“C’mon,” Jack whined.

“No.”

“I’ll let you bottom tonight.”

“Jack Kelly!”

“Shut up!” Race exclaimed, reaching down and picking up a handful of slime, “I don’t want to hear about y’alls sex life.” He threw the slime, intending to hit Jack.

“Hey guys-oomph!” The four men watched in horror as the slime flew right past Jack and hit Spot, who had just come home from class, in the face.

“Uh oh,” Race murmured as Spot furiously wiped the slime out of his eyes, “Gotta run!” He bolted out of the pool and darted out of the kitchen.

“Racetrack Higgins, I’m gonna murder you!” Spot shouted, running after Race.

“So,” Albert said, bouncing on the balls of his feet, “I think we have a frozen pizza in our freezer.”

Davey sighed, “I’ll get it started.”

****

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TRANSLATION: JOKER GAME 2ND YEAR D-CLASS, SAKUMA-SENSEI RETURNS!! PART 1

Hello.

I’m back to shitpost on the Joker Game tag. lol jk 

This drama CD is all the weird things the fans wanted, I guess. ww

Warning: VERY LONG. As in 4789 words long. TN notes at the bottom. I’ll update this post once I’ve translated the other tracks. 

Text inside 「these」means that Odagiri is talking via LINE, and italicized text inside asterisks like * these * means that it’s the characters’ thoughts.

Well then, let’s jump into the madness after the cut!

Part 2 - 第2話「the night of the school trip」 Part 3 - 第3話「All out! Evacuation Drill! 」 

第1話 「an activity log of a certain day」

Sakuma: Yuuki Private Academy, Middle School Department. Because their previous adviser quit suddenly, starting the second semester, I became the class adviser for the 2nd Year, D-Class. The D-Class is a specially formed group, specifically for a group of problem students. And thus the daily lives of these exceptionally unique students continue.

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Yuuki: Your presence is a good catalyst for those boys in D-Class. How about it? Do you have the will to be their class adviser until they graduate?

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 Sakuma: I wonder, would those guys graduate first or would my stomach be ridden with ulcers first? Though the Headmaster directly entrusted them to me, I should do my best to guide them! Okay, I’ll give my all today!

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 Sakuma: Drama CD, Joker Game

 Miyoshi: 2nd Year D-Class, Sakuma-sensei Returns!!

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 Yuuki: This is a record of the daily lives of the D-Class. It starts in the early morning, 06:00 hours.

 Sakuma: Hm? 

Amari: Good morning, Sakuma-sensei!

 Hatano: Morning~!

 Sakuma: You guys are early, do you have morning practice for basketball club?

 Hatano: Yes, since the tournament is approaching. Are you jogging, Sakuma-sensei? 

Sakuma: Yeah, since I feel like my body would become weak if I don’t move. So recently, I’ve been jogging in the early morning.

 Amari: If you’re interested in exercising, you should join our club. Hatano’s so Spartan in our training. Right~?

Hatano: It’s not like I want to be like that, whose fault do you think it is?! It’s because you keep slacking off here and there that I do it!

 Amari: Life should be lived freely, one should grab that opportunity! It’s important to live it the way you want it~!

 Hatano: Why you–…!!

 Sakuma: Thanks for the invitation, but I’m not really interested in joining ball games. 

Hatano: Oh yeah, Sensei’s specialty is kendo and judo, right?

 Amari: We heard that you’ve even joined national tournaments during your high school days. 

Sakuma: Y-you guys do know a lot huh… *Huh..? Did I ever tell anyone about this…?*

 Hatano: You should be careful about your personal information being leaked~! 

Sakuma: Don’t read my thoughts! 

Hatano: We’ll go on ahead, then! 

Amari: See you in the classroom! 

Sakuma: Ah–… yeah. Do your best during training! 

Amari: Hatano, you sure have low energy during mornings huh. Do you have low blood pressure? (1) 

Hatano: Well, there’s that but I was also reading a book until late last night. 

Amari: You should be careful not to stay up too late, or else you won’t grow any taller~! 

Hatano: HAAAH?! 

Amari: Ahaha! So you’ll get angry at that! 

Sakuma: I should run a bit more. 

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Yuuki: At around the same time… 

Miyoshi: *sigh* I can’t fix it huh, this bed hair… 

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 Yuuki: 08:00 hours, before homeroom. 

Tazaki: Good morning! 

Jitsui: Good morning, Tazaki-san! 

Fukumoto: Good morning! 

Odagiri: 「Good morning~」 

Tazaki: Hm? Your greeting sticker is energetic today, did something good happen, Odagiri? 

Odagiri: 「Last night, Music Channel aired JG Musume’s(2) new release! It’s super god-like! 」 

Tazaki: Wait one second, it’s not only Fukumoto who likes that idol group, JG Musume? 

Fukumoto: The group’s new member looks a lot like Odagiri’s childhood friend, so I showed him their music video. 

Jitsui: And he got so into it huh? What a simpleton. 

Odagiri: 「Yuriri looks so much like Chizu-nee, it hurts! 」 

Jitsui: I don’t care what you guys get into, but can you not live tweet everything while it’s being aired on TV? Look what happened to my timeline! 

Tazaki: Truly, it’s just full of Odagiri and Fukumoto’s tweets. 

Fukumoto: I apologize. I got caught in the moment, I need to let everyone know about JG Musume’s ultimate cuteness–… 

Odagiri: 「I agree! 」 

Jitsui: Please think about us who gets flooded with 10 or 20 tweets about the same thing. Well, I’ve already muted you both anyway. 

Tazaki: Is it a good thing that he hasn’t blocked you guys yet? 

Fukumoto: Tazaki, you also have a Twitter account right? I haven’t seen you tweet recently. 

Tazaki: Ah, I’ve recently put up a channel in YouTube, so I’ve been uploading the new sleight of hand tricks that I’ve learned there. 

Odagiri: 「Tazaki, you’re a YouTuber?!」 

Tazaki: It’s not that big of a deal. Here. 

Tazaki: I have here the Joker card. I’ll crumple it inside my left hand and count to three, to change the card into something else! One, two, three! 

Fukumoto: That’s amazing. It changed into a pigeon in an instant. 

Jitsui: Is it really that amazing? Rather than that, what I’m bothered by is his channel’s username. 

Odagiri: 「Tazakin(3). lololol」 

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Yuuki: At the same time… 

Miyoshi: Not a hair is out of place, the perfect hairstyle! A cat? Don’t come after me. 

Kaminaga: Good morning~! It’s not like I want to go with you anyway~! 

Miyoshi: Kaminaga, I’m not talking to you. 

Kaminaga: Hm? Oh! A black cat! How cute~! Here, here~! Ooh~ you’ve got such soft and silky fur! If you were a human, you’d definitely a black haired beauty! 

Miyoshi: That cat’s a male though. 

Kaminaga: Eh?! 

Miyoshi: Well, you’ll know when you look at it. 

Kaminaga: Miyoshi, even though you claim to hate cats, you know a lot about them huh. Besides, why do you even hate them?! Is it because their fur sticks to everything? 

Miyoshi: It doesn’t matter. 

Kaminaga: But if this guy’s a stray, then it’s worrying. There’s been cases of someone abusing strays around this area. 

Miyoshi: If we don’t get a move on, we’ll be late. 

Kaminaga: Ehh… then, Cat-chan, well, Cat-kun, bye bye~! 

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Mutou: Your skirt is too short! And you, your necktie is crooked! 

Kaminaga: Geh. It’s vice-principal Mutou! Is it inspection day today?! 

Miyoshi: The committee is not with him. Isn’t he just doing it for nothing? 

Mutou: D-Class… you guys are almost late! I know that you’re all troublesome students, so I suppose that you won’t have any complaints if we expel you! 

Kaminaga: Did we cause trouble~? 

Mutou: Stop playing dumb! Kaminaga! I’ve heard that you’ve been going around, seducing all the female students in this school! 

Kaminaga: I haven’t actually gone to that extent… 

Mutou: No excuses! Miyoshi! Where’s your school badge?! Not wearing the school badge inside the school grounds is a violation of the rules–… 

Miyoshi: Mutou-sensei, we only have 4 minutes and 20 seconds before homeroom starts. And because you stopped us, we’ve already wasted 30 seconds, are you still going to continue? Even though you’re the vice-principal, you’re going to make students late? We won’t stop you though. 

Mutou: Ugh.. hurry up and go! 

Miyoshi: Thank you very much. 

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Yuuki: 10:00 hours, second period, Japanese Language. 

Sakuma: I’ll be handing out the results for the short test the other day. When I call your name, come here and get it. Amari! 

Amari: Yes~! 

Sakuma: Odagiri! 

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Sakuma: All of you in this class are very intelligent, but for some reason, all of you always gets one question wrong. This time, it’s question number 5. 

Amari: “Take into account Howard’s emotions in the underlined parts and write your interpretation of it in 30 words or less.” 

Kaminaga: Ah, it’s marked wrong on mine as well. 

Sakuma: Interpreting how a human being’s emotions, for some strange reason, all of you repeatedly get these kinds of questions wrong. To reflect on where you went wrong, I’ll have all of you read your answers out loud one by one. 

Odagiri: 「 It’s a public execution lololol 」 

Sakuma: First up, Miyoshi! 

Miyoshi: I don’t want to reflect on it. 

Hatano: He actually refused!? 

Sakuma: That’s right, even I was surprised that I had to grade a rejection. 

Miyoshi: Isn’t there no right or wrong when it comes to considering people’s emotions? Putting those kinds of questions in the test is nonsense. 

Jitsui: You have a point, you’ll need to confirm with the person themselves about it. 

Sakuma: It’s not that I don’t understand you, but as long as it’s on the test, there’s a right answer for it. If you’re not going to answer, then I’ll be forced to mark it down. 

Miyoshi: I’ll take note of that. 

Sakuma: Next up is Kaminaga, read it out loud. 

Kaminaga: “OMG this is crazy! Seriously crazy! Super crazy!" 

Tazaki: It looks like his vocabulary died. 

Sakuma: What warranted this line? 

Odagiri: Pfft… fufufu… fufufu that’s seriously dumb fufuhehehe… 

Fukumoto: It seems like it sold well to Odagiri, he’ll be laughing for a long time because of this. 

Amari: Thanks to Kaminaga, Odagiri who normally doesn’t laugh is now laughing out loud. I guess you can count this one as a good thing. 

Hatano: Just what kind of logic is that?! 

Sakuma: Odagiri! You’re not one to laugh at other people’s mistakes! What do you mean by "The rest of my answers are online.”?! 

Kaminaga: That’s even worse than mine! 

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Yuuki: 12:00 hours, lunch break. 

Hatano: Success!! Success!! 

Fukumoto: Were you able to buy the bread you wanted? 

Hatano: Of course! The Yuuki Academy special Black Iberian Pork Cutlet Sandwich, only 3 pieces are made and sold only on Fridays! This is really good~! 

Fukumoto: Did you also buy those pork cutlet sandwiches, Tazaki? 

Tazaki: Nah, I just bought the daily meal. I’m not like Hatano, I don’t have enough confidence to brave that bargain sale like mob. 

Odagiri: 「As expected of the only guy with a logical mind in the D-Class! 」 

Hatano: Anyway, why haven’t you guys eaten yet? It would’ve been okay to eat ahead of us. 

Fukumoto: My bento today is a work of art. I wanted to show it to you guys.

 Hatano: Wha–… what is this?! 

Tazaki: A kyaraben(4) huh? But which character is this? 

Fukumoto: It’s Nezujirou III. 

Tazaki: Ne… ne… nezu… ??

 Odagiri: 「It’s the official mascot character for JG Musume. Patterned after Fukumoto’s favorite, Marron-chan’s illustration.」 

Hatano: Is this a mouse? Why is it yellow? 

Fukumoto: IF MARRON-CHAN SAYS IT’S YELLOW, THEN A MOUSE IS YELLOW. 

Hatano: You’re scary… 

Odagiri: 「Can I take a pic and up it on Twitter?」 

Fukumoto: Yeah. 

Hatano: It’s all the rage now huh, omurice, nori and ham cut outs, it’s all totally impossible for me. 

Tazaki: You make it by yourself every morning, right? That’s amazing. 

Fukumoto: Today’s is just special. I usually just use the left overs from dinner and some easily prepared stuff so it’s not much work. Odagiri, you have a bento today, right? 

Odagiri: 「Yeah, Chizu-nee made one for me!」 

Hatano: Ah, your childhood friend that lives next to you? 

Odagiri: 「She said she put my favorite in there!」 

Fukumoto: That’s exciting!

 Tazaki: Hm? Odagiri’s favorite… 

Hatano: Ah… how do you say it…

 Fukumoto: …it’s all just… 

Odagiri: ….white rice… 

Tazaki: …right?

 Hatano: W-well! You never know! Maybe there’s some side dishes underneath all that rice!

 Odagiri: 「There’s none…」 

Tazaki: Oh… ah… well, Odagiri, you like onigiri, right? So maybe she thought you’ll be happy about it!

 Odagiri: Hn.. hm… 

Fukumoto: I’ll give you some of my tamagoyaki and octopus wieners…

 Hatano: I’ll give you a bit of my pork cutlets too… 

Tazaki: Have some of my karaage and cheer up! 

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Yuuki: At the same time… 

*A lot of girls chattering in the BG* 

Miyoshi: How stifling. Going to the cafeteria was a mistake. 

Kaminaga: Isn’t Miyoshi the one who said he wanted to eat the Triple S Meal Set? 

Jitsui: It can’t be helped, Kaminaga-san and Amari-san are both very popular with the girls. 

Kaminaga: Oh no~ sorry about being popular~! 

Jitsui: How about you try being modest? 

Amari: Ahh… I’m sorry, but we’re eating, I’ll be glad if you girls would quiet down a little~. 

Jitsui: As expected, the difference of how Amari-san and Kaminaga-san treat girls are widely different. 

Kaminaga: That just now was supposed to diss me, wasn’t it?! 

Amari: Hm? Isn’t it about how Kaminaga has his own good points? 

Kaminaga: Amariiii~! 

Miyoshi: You’re both just playboys, you’re just the same.

 Kaminaga: Oh? A man’s jealousy is unsightly, Narcissist-kun who’s friends with the mirror~!

 Amari: Speaking of which, our underclassmen in the basketball club all say that “If you look closely, Miyoshi-san from D-Class is really good looking!”.

 Kaminaga: “If you look closely!" 

Jitsui: Underclassmen from the club? Those are guys, right? 

Amari: Whether it’s guys or girls, isn’t being liked better than being hated? 

Jitsui: That’s not the point. 

Miyoshi: I don’t care about what people think of me. It’s annoying so I’d rather they leave me alone. 

Kaminaga: Ah! It made me remember, instead of the underclassmen, Jitsui is really popular with the older ladies. They all fawn over him, saying "He’s really cute~!”. 

Amari: Yeah, we see that a lot. 

Jitsui: It’s an honor. Thank you. 

Kaminaga: But truthfully speaking, as a guy, isn’t it kinda off, being called “cute”? 

Jitsui: Is that so? I happen to like this appearance of mine. I feel like I can use it for something. 

Kaminaga: What a scary child.

 Miyoshi: Jitsui, didn’t you say that you wanted to return books to the library? If you don’t go soon, our break would be over. 

Jitsui: Oh! Thank you for reminding me, Miyoshi-san. Then I’ll be going on ahead. 

Amari: See you later~! 

Kaminaga: Underneath that innocent face lies a demon, huh? 

Miyoshi: That’s what you call cunning or more like, black-hearted. 

Amari: Between Jitsui and Hatano, Hatano’s smaller, right? 

Kaminaga: Amari, do we really need that information right now? 

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 Hatano: Ah, Jitsui. 

Jitsui: Oh, what a coincidence. Hatano-san, are you returning books as well?

 Hatano: No, I’m looking for books to borrow. We cross paths a lot in the library, huh? Is there some books you… can… re..commend…? *Eh?! Wait?! “Everyone Can Do It! Black Magic Manual”?! “Medieval Torture Methods Made Easy”?! Just what kind of books is this guy borrowing?!* 

Jitsui: Oh, this? 

Hatano: Ah… ah… y-you’re drawing manga for your club activities, right? I-is that for research? Ahaha..ha… 

Jitsui: No, this is just for my hobby. 

Hatano: Your hobby?! 

Jitsui: These books are very interesting, I recommend them! Everything is easily explained, so even beginners can read them! If you have time, please read them!

 Hatano: Ah.. ah… t-the next period is gym right?! I need to go change! Later then! 

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Yuuki: 13:00 hours, fifth period, gym class. 

Mutou: For today’s class, since Gordon-sensei is on leave, he prepared a special course for you guys!

 Hatano: Geh. And to make things worse, Mutou is the sub. 

Tazaki: Well, he does have his eyes on us. Looks like we can’t slack off today.

 Mutou: No complaints! Today you’ll be swimming with your clothes on!

 Kaminaga: Aaaah, so that’s why he made us wear our jersey over our swimsuit.

 Fukumoto: I thought he’ll just make us clean the pool again.

 Miyoshi: I don’t want to do that ever again.

 Mutou: Didn’t I tell you to shut it?! You all would swim 1 kilometer while wearing your jerseys! That means you’ll do 40 laps on this 25 meter pool! The time limit is 30 minutes! 

*An adult man would usually take 30 minutes to swim 1 kilometer. Held back by their jerseys, I’m sure they can’t do it within 30 minutes. This is my chance to get rid of this D-Class!* 

Tazaki: The weather is just perfect for a swim huh. 

Odagiri: 「I didn’t bring a waterproof case for my phone. I’m done for.」 

Jitsui: That means you just have to finish before your withdrawal symptoms appear. 

Amari: Wouldn’t our jerseys come off while swimming though? 

Hatano: That just means that your swimming form is bad. 

Fukumoto: If it comes off, I’ll pick it up for you. Though, even if we’re all guys, it’s better to take care not to get stripped off. 

Kaminaga: Exciting! All Guys Swimming With Clothes On! With A Chance of Stripping! 

Miyoshi: There’s no such thing. 

Odagiri: My smartphone… it’ll just be a temporary separation!! 

Mutou: *Laugh while you still can…* Get ready, go to your positions! We’ll begin the 1 kilometer course now! Ready! 

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Miyoshi: We’re all done. 

Mutou: Wh-what?! *These guys! Not only they made it within the time limit,  they’re not tired in the slightest, even after swimming! Impossible!* 

Miyoshi: “Impossible!”, is what your face says. Would you like us to do it again?

 Mutou: Uh–… uooooo!! 

Amari: Ah, he fainted. What do we do? 

Miyoshi: Leave him be, blood just rushed to his head due to his anger. He’ll be fine even if we leave him be. 

Kaminaga: Score! Then that means we’ll be free for the rest of the period! Let’s play underwater volleyball! 

Tazaki: Do we have a ball for it? 

Hatano: I think I saw one in the changing room! 

Fukumoto: I’ll go and look for it. 

Odagiri: I missed you… I missed you! 

Jitsui: Don’t cry while clutching your smartphone like that, Odagiri-san. 

Miyoshi: I’ll go ahead and change, my hair is all messed up. 

Kaminaga: Are you gonna spend 2 hours setting it again?

 Miyoshi: Shut it. 

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 Yuuki: 16:00 hours, after class. 

Hatano: Hmm… Okay, it looks like those gaggle of girls aren’t around today! The tournament is coming close, I need to concentrate and train hard–…

 Amari: Hatano, Hatano!

 Hatano: What do you want?! Your fan club is not around today! 

Amari: I know that. But instead, there’s a cat! 

Hatano: Huh, cat? Whoa! Where did this come from?! 

Amari: Earlier, when Hatano was checking out the scene outside, it slipped right between your feet. That was amazing~! 

Hatano: If you noticed then you should’ve said something! 

Amari: I’m more of a dog person, but cats are cute too, right~? Ahahaha~ that tickles~! Is it because I ate some snacks before that I smell tasty? 

Hatano: Guide it outside! If we left that here, it’ll be in the way of our practice!

 Amari: Don’t be so cold! Let’s just leave him here! 

Hatano: What good would leaving it here be?! Are you planning to keep it here in the gym? Stop being irresponsible–… AH! WHOA?! The club room’s key–…!!

Amari: Did the cat take it? What do we do? 

Hatano: What else do you think we should do?! Run after it! 

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Kaminaga: Aaah~ the best thing about the Cooking Club is that I can slack off and Fukumoto would make snacks and then Miyoshi would pour tea~! 

Miyoshi: Don’t put your feet on the sofa. 

Fukumoto: You’re gonna choke if you eat while lying down. 

Kaminaga: You guys are seriously like a nagging mother-in-law and a mom.

 Hatano: I’ll come at it from the right!

 Kaminaga: Hm? 

Hatano: Amari! It went that way! Corner it in!

 Amari: Roger! Ah! 

Hatano: Aah!! Only a little bit more! 

Kaminaga: What are those two doing in the courtyard? 

Fukumoto: They seem to be chasing a black cat. 

Kaminaga: That’s obvious enough while watching them… 

Miyoshi: Wouldn’t it be that, that cat took something from Hatano, so they’re chasing it to get it back. Since Amari is with him, it must have something to do with the basketball club, like the club room’s key… that cat… 

Fukumoto: Hm? Are you interested in the cat?

 Miyoshi: Not really.

 Kaminaga: Isn’t that the cat that was following Miyoshi this morning? It ended up here in school after all! It must really have taken a liking to Miyoshi!

 Fukumoto: If it’s a stray cat, then it must be hungry.

 Miyoshi: Even so, don’t give food to it. If it gets used to that, it’ll just be troublesome

 Kaminaga: What an evil guy~! 

Fukumoto: No, Miyoshi’s right. It was my mistake. 

*Kaminaga’s phone rings* 

Kaminaga: Huh? A call from Tazaki? 

Fukumoto: That’s rare. 

Kaminaga: Hello~! 

Tazaki: Help me, Kaminaga! I have only you now!

 Kaminaga: Eh?! What happened? 

Tazaki: Well, the thing is… 

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 Jitsui: Virtual Scientific and Cultural Research Club! Today’s agenda is this!

 Tazaki: Hm? A horror game?

 Odagiri: Hiie?! 

Jitsui: You worded it wrong. It’s an action game where you run and fight zombies! The graphics, the music, the motions! It’s a super scary game being celebrated on the internet! I’d like you two play this for me. 

Odagiri: W-w-w-w-w-why?!

 Tazaki: Odagiri, calm down. 

Jitsui: I want my next work to be a romance story born out of running away from zombies! A gory, shocking love suspense story! So, if you could help me with that… 

Odagiri: W–…. wh–…. why–… 

Tazaki: I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve asked this but, Jitsui, you’re writing a shoujo manga, right? 

Jitsui: Yes, that’s right. But I’m sure that the readers are all tired of that school love story trope. I’ll use this for a bit of a change! 

Tazaki: I think it’s too big of a change. 

Odagiri: 「I’m begging you, horror genres are truly impossible, I’m so sorry.」

 Tazaki: Odagiri is making it rain dogeza(5) stickers…

 Jitsui: So it’s really impossible, huh? I don’t have anyone else but you two… I’m sorry, it was wrong of me, please forget it.

 Tazaki: Odagiri.

 Odagiri: 「F-f-f-fine.」 

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Tazaki: And so, we’re playing the said game in our club room…

 Odagiri: I-…impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!

 Jitsui: IT’S NOT IMPOSSIBLE!

 Odagiri: AAAAAHH!! NOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!!

 Jitsui: DON’T LET GO OF THE CONTROLLER!

 Odagiri: AAAH!! ARRRRHHH!! AAAAARGHH!!

 Tazaki: As you can hear, Odagiri’s HP is almost at 0. I’d take his place but, Jitsui said it’s pointless to make people who aren’t scared to play it.

 Kaminaga: So you mean–…

 Tazaki: Kaminaga, you’re no good with horror, right? I beg you, please take Odagiri’s place! I’ll be waiting for you in the club room! 

Kaminaga: W-wait–…! How can one so unreasonable?! 

Miyoshi: Why don’t you hurry and go? 

Fukumoto: Bring them some of the madeleines I baked earlier. 

Kaminaga: You two are so cold! 

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Hatano: You have nowhere to run to! 

Amari: Eh~ who knew that there’s a vacant lot here~ 

Hatano: Who cares about that?! Give me back the club room’s key! Alright! Seriously, giving us all that trouble! 

Amari: Wait one second, Hatano. There’s something else that dropped.

 Hatano: Huh? Our school’s badge?

 Amari: There seems to be something engraved on the back, but it’s so small, it’ll be impossible to know whose this is with just this… 

Hatano: It might be… 

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Yuuki: 18:00, the end of the school day. 

Miyoshi: I seriously don’t understand why Kaminaga and Odagiri find zombies scary. Let’s go home already. 

Amari: Miyoshi! 

Hatano: Don’t move from there! 

Miyoshi: Huh? 

Hatano: This, is yours, right? 

Miyoshi: My school badge… 

Amari: Hatano saw the mark on the back and said that it definitely belongs to you.

 Hatano: You always put a mark on your personal belongings, right? Because you hate to have them get mistaken for someone else’s.

 Miyoshi: Where did you find it?

 Hatano: In the vacant lot up ahead in the shopping district behind the school. We found it when we were chasing that stray cat who took our club room’s key.

 Amari: Though it looked to me that the cat was trying to leas us there.

 Hatano: The cat? If so, then that’s helpful of him. But how come you dropped it in that place?

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Kaminaga: But if this guy’s a stray, then it’s worrying. There’s been cases of someone abusing strays around this area.

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Miyoshi: Hm? A guy swinging around a baseball bat in a sparsely trafficked vacant lot? He could be nothing more than a suspicious person. And here I thought it’ll be facing someone more worthy. 

*cat snarling* 

*Miyoshi takes a photo* 

Suspect: W-who are you?! 

Miyoshi: Ah, please don’t mind me, I just love taking photos of cats. It’ll be alright if I post this photo online, right?

 Suspect: Give me that! 

Miyoshi: If you continue doing such things, you’ll get arrested not only for abuse but also for assault. A middle schooler getting caught abusing a cat? I’m pretty sure that the news would go crazy about it, how about that? I hope you take that into understanding.*

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Miyoshi: It’s nothing important. 

Hatano: Well, whatever, as long as I’ve handed it over.

Amari: Make sure you don’t lose it again! 

Miyoshi: A cat returning a favor, huh? 

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Yuuki: 21:00 hours.

Sakuma: Making a new lesson plan, preparing questions for the mid-term exams, planning the itinerary for the school trip… what a busy week it has been. Maybe I should go and drop by the convenience store and buy beer… hm? A cat? It’s dark so I can’t see it well… Ahaha, you’re quite used to humans huh, are you a stray? I see, I see! But my place is a cramped apartment and due to work, I’m not always at home, it’s not a good environment to keep a cat in. I’m sure some good natured person would pick you up… I’m sorry. Come on, don’t go after me! Didn’t I tell you not to go after me? Fine, do you want to go home with me? Ah-! Wait! Don’t pull on my clothes! Your claws hurt! Ow!

 * With fur as black as an unlit night road, I took him home and named him Yoru.*

TN notes:

1 – Japanese people believe that people that have low blood pressure are not morning people

2 – JG Musume, a parody on Morning Musume

3 – Tazakin sounds like saikin (bacteria)

4 – Character bento

5 – dogeza / kneeling down on the ground; prostrate oneself​ as an apologyPart 3 - 第3話「All out! Evacuation Drill! 」  Part 3 - 第3話「All out! Evacuation Drill! 」

[rhettandlinkarelife]

Tag Game

1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the new questions given by the previous person
3. Write 11 new questions
4. Tag 11 people Tagged by @heythatsprettygood tysm <3 1. How are you? At the moment I'm alright. A little bored so I'm mindlessly playing CoD. 2. Favourite album? One of my favorite albums is The Human Condition by Jon Bellion 3. What does your crush look like? My crush has dark hair and eyes, glasses, a super cute face and is a bit taller than me. Or at least thats been a few constants in the guys I've had crushes on lol 4. Worst fear? I think my worst fear is being completely and utterly alone. 5. Who is your favourite person in the world? Hmmm this is a tough one bc i just love so many of my friends!! If celebrities count I'd say Lin-Manuel Miranda. If they don't count then I'm going with my fave Ezgi ( @mythicalmclaughlin ) ❤️ 6. Favourite blog? Ooh this is a tough one too. One of my top favorite blogs is probably @itsagifnotagif James has got that proffesional and high quality shitposting™ on lock 👌👌 7. Least favourite music genre? Country 8. Favourite video game? Gonna go with Watch Dogs. I'm a slut for that cool pretend hacking shit lmao 9. When is your birthday? August 18 and I'm turning 18 this year boiii 10. Unpopular opinion? Idk if this is an unpopular opinion but let me just say that pineapple DOES NOT go on pizza. 11. Something that you think is underrated late night half asleep phone calls with someone you love with all your heart and soul New Questions 1. What were you doing before this? 2. Who was the last person you texted? 3. How would you describe yourself? 4. What's your favorite form of entertainment? 5. What's your favorite food? 6. What's your go to pick up line? 7. Ever travelled? 8. Do you have any siblings? 9. What's your dream job? 10. Do you use your phone or a computer more? 11. What's on your mind right now? I'm sorry idk who I should tag so if you see this and want to do it, go for it! Make sure to tag me so I can see your answers!!

[anactualhyena]

Answer literally all the OC questions pls

HOO BOY THANK YOU ANON

1. Your first OC ever?

That would be Seren! She started out as my Warriors OC in sixth grade - Dragonclaw, a neon green, red, and orange cat with spike collars and bat wings. I called her the leader of Blood Clan and made her Scourge’s mate and oh lord it was a nightmare. She’s gone through a lot of redesigning through the years and now she has a feral cat form and a human form? As a cat she’s like a partially albino Norwegian forest cat with moss growing on her back and bits of fur matted with blood and an old torn dog collar she probably found on the streets and thought looked cool. As a human, she’s a muscular tribal woman bearing a large spear of sorts and clothing made from torn fabric and a tiger pelt. I like her human rendition a lot better tbh.


2. Do you have a personal favourite among your OCs?

Answered!


3. Have you ever adopted a character or gotten a character from someone else?

I have! One of my old cat characters, Mandy, was a black cat with rainbow accents that I adopted years ago on DeviantART for like 5 points. Then my friend gave me her old Hetalia OC…I believe it was D.C.? As in Washington D.C.? But I don’t use my Hetalia characters anymore now that I left the fandom.


4. A character you rarely talk about?

That would definitely be Flint. Flint is a steampunk pirate character made for a Dungeons and Dragons campaign I had with a couple buddies last year. I’ve hardly talked about him at all but I love him too.


5. If you could make only one of your OCs popular/known, who would it be?

Iagan!!! Iagan is my little ball of fluff and happiness that would love to brighten anyone’s day. Plus I’m pretty sure he’s the most likely of all my OCs to become popular if any of them did.


6. Two OCs of yours that look alike despite not being related?

YES. Flint and Feuhorbe (as a human) look a lot alike because Flint’s design was based off of Feuhorbe’s. The difference between them is that Flint is thicker than Feuhorbe and their hair, eye, and skin colors are different. That and Flint has scars and is more Spanish-based whereas Feuhorbe has vitiligo and is Brazilian.


7. Are your OCs part of any story or stories?

Well…Iagan is (and I cringe when I say this) an Undertale OC, and Rev is a part of a story/universe that Griffin created. Carlisle and Vincent used to follow this sort of post-apocalyptic storyline I had going for an RPG my buddy Roman was making, but the idea got scrapped and I kept the characters, so now they aren’t exactly a part of anything. And then…there’s my old Hetalia OCs…Riccione (originally Sparta), Toronto, and D.C.


8. Do you RP as any of your OCs? If you do, introduce one of your RP OCs here!

I don’t actually RP as my characters anymore, but I used to RP with Riccione all the time in middle school. She’s a chubby professional dancer who runs a night club in Italy and maybe plays the violin? I can hardly remember.


9. Would you ever be willing to give any of your OCs to someone else?

I mean, their old designs? Absolutely. I’m slowly selling those on my DeviantART - mostly ones I don’t use anymore, like Warriors cats and my old fursona and a few others.


10. Introduce an OC with a complicated design?

FEUHORBE MY LORD. He’s actually not that complicated, but his vitiligo can be difficult to draw and as a furry, he’s a horse piñata whose colors follow a specific pattern based on an actual piñata I stole from one of my friends in the dorm room across from mine after their birthday. But there’s also Zane, a genderless dog dragon demon thing that someone gifted me as an avatar on the website Whirled, who I turned into my own character. I’m not sure if they were originally someone else’s OC that was given away or what, but I can’t find any other pictures of them or their species anywhere, so I’m keeping them as my own until further notice. Their design features horns and blue to black gradients and wings with holes in them and various scars.


11. Is there any OC of yours you could describe as a “sunshine”?

IAGAN!!! I can’t explain it enough, he’s literally a ray of sunshine.


12. Name an OC that isn’t yours but who you like a lot.

Oh man…there are these animators on youtube who I watch all the time and I’m in love with their characters/fursonas. There’s Mystery, who belongs to Sleepykinq, Puppers(?), who belongs to kittydog, and Yagi, who belongs to Scotch.


13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs?

Sonni is my little troublemaker. He’s a jokester and also a Dungeons and Dragons character, and his only purpose is to mess with my buddy’s characters and mess up their quests.


14. Introduce an OC with a tragic backstory

Carlisle had his arm blown off in an explosion, which also claimed his vision, but Vincent was able to build him a robotic prosthetic arm and these special goggles with LEDs that allow him to see again. That’s as tragic as it gets, really.


15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people?

I do! But I rather people ask me about my characters because if people don’t show initial interest, I just think I’m annoying them. A lot of times, that’s how I further develop or redesign my characters.


16. Which one of your OCs would be the best at biology (school subject)?

That would have to be…Seren and Roc, honestly. Because they are “”“warriors,”“” they know things like how the body reacts to certain toxins and which vital organ, if impaled, causes the most suffering before death. But that’s more like anatomy.


17. Any OC OTPs?

Answered!


18. Any OC crackships?

I high key ship Iagan with Scotch’s character Yagi? I have no real reasoning behind it. But that’s about it.


19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why)

Geez…that’s kinda hard to pick. I’d probably have to say Donovan, because I’ve projected a lot of my own traits and issues onto him (being a trans guy, having depression, letting him to do all kinds of things I wanted to do but couldn’t, etc.) and he helped me cope with a lot of shit until I just relied on my persona and let Donny have his own life.


20. Do any of your OCs sing? If they sing, care to share more details (headcanon voice, what kind of songs they like etc)?

Axwell actually was a choir kid growing up and can sing pretty dang well. My headcanon for his voice would be some sort of mix between Brendon Urie and David Bowie’s voices? His taste in music actually heavily varies and he doesn’t have a set favorite genre or anything - just anything with vocals. Feuhorbe love to hear him sing.

Iagan can kinda sing as well? He’s partially based off of a Samoyed, which are known as singing dogs, but it’s not one of his prominent talents. Although he can freely manipulate the sound of his voice as he pleases, his standard voice is that of JonTron’s. He’ll sing and listen to everything upbeat and cheerful.


21. Your most artistic OC

That would be Piper. Piper is a male Lolita, a ferret, sounds like cr1tikal, and is about four feet and ten inches tall. He does a lot of art, mostly of Lolita fashion and mainly uses watercolor paint.


22. Is there any OC of yours people tend to mischaracterize? If yes, how?

No one mischaracterizes my OCs because they aren’t popular enough for other people to even notice.


23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like?

Since I already talked about Seren, I’ll talk about Carlisle. He started out as my original fursona, which was a generic twinky fox with long ears and black circles around his eyes and a MLP jacket. Then he was a feral fox that became my mascot? Now he’s my bara babe (other than Vincent) and had his metal arm and LED goggles And a way better color scheme.


24. If you could meet one OC of yours, who would it be and why?

I would absolutely love to meet either Iagan or Feuhorbe because I know I would have a really great time with either of them???? Hanging out with either of them would literally make me 10 times happier.


25. The OC that resembles you the most (same hobby, height, shared like/dislike for something etc?)

That would have to be Donovan. He’s only two inches shorter than me (not counting his ears), about 10 pounds heavier than me, huge into music, and a trans guy.


26. Have you ever had to change your OC’s design or something else about them against your will?

Nope. I made all changes to my characters freely.


27. Any OCs that were inspired by a certain song?

No, but I do like to think of what my characters’ theme songs would be. I’m still making that list.


28. Your most dangerous OC?

Answered!


29. Which one of your OCs would go investigate an abandoned house at night without telling anyone they’re going?

That would probably be Feuhorbe and Sonni. In it for the adventure but will not tell anyone specifically to potentially cause trouble.


30. Which one of your OCs would most likely have a secret stuffed animal collection?

I would say Iagan, but it wouldn’t be a secret. So I’d have to say either Skyler (a dragon character of mine) or Carlisle.


31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really)

Piper would try to run a pastel aesthetic blog but it’d be riddled with too many memes and shitposts and videos of him just saying and doing stupid shit.


32. Which one of your OCs would be the most suitable horror game protagonist and why?

Alcatraz. He’s a lawyer but has a huge secret passion for ghosts and ghost hunting and all things paranormal, so he’d fit right into a game revolving around those things.


33. Your shyest OC?

Lukas! Lukas is a small quetzal that’s big into Harajuku fashion and he is the shyest little guy alive. But he’d probably get along well with Piper.


34. Do you have any twin characters?

Nope.


35. Any sibling characters?

Yes!!! Donovan, Carlisle, and Alcatraz are my three fox brothers. Donny is the youngest and Alcatraz is the oldest.


36. Do you have OC pairs where the other part belongs to someone else (siblings, lovers, friends etc)?

Yes! But they’re only with my boyfriend because I haven’t found anyone else who wants to ship their characters with mine.


37. Introduce an OC who is not quite human

I mean,,,the only set human characters I have are Flint and Axwell and my Hetalia characters, unless you count the human designs for my furry and feral characters. None of them are really a mix and could be considered not quite human except for Sonni, who is the most humanlike out of my non human OCs. He’s very lanky and appears malnourished and has three eyes and is covered in short, dark hair/fur. He has a short stubby tail and tall “ears” and has six arachnid-like appendages protruding from his back that he can crawl on.


38. Which one of your OCs would be the best dancer?

That would be Riccione and Donovan, who are actually dancers! Riccione is a professional dancer, whereas Donovan shuffles and such as a hobby.


39. Introduce any character you want

Bow Echo is a griffin that’s a mix between a bobcat and a peregrine falcon. She can fly super fast and I need to develop her more.


40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share!
41. Has anyone drawn fanart of your OCs? If yes, maybe show a picture or two here (remember sources & permissions!)

A few people have! They’re on my ArtFight profile under Defenses!

http://artfight.net/~CyberFoxFire


42. Which one of your OCs would be the most interested in Greek gods?

That would be Rev. The universe he’s from revolves around many entities similar to those found in Greek and Roman mythology, with him being basically the embodiment of the Ragnarök.


43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess

Ok…I love making them around six feet tall or taller and giving them facial hair and choppy short hair that can be pulled back in low ponytails. But I’m trying to stop that and make them more diverse.


44. Something you like about your OCs in general

They all represent different aspects of my personality and I make really deep connections with them because of that.


45. A character you no longer use?

Jacobi. He’s just some Scottish guy that wears flannels. I’m selling him on DeviantART eventually.


46. Has anyone ever told you that you treat your OCs badly?

Nah. It’s mostly anons that tell me things about my OCs, like how they look like internet cancer. Not that I mind, I mean, come on. They all look like hell lmao


47. Has anyone ever (friendly) claimed any of your OCs as their child?

I think? When I first joined the Osomatsu-San Network, one of the first things I did was talk about my OCs with some other the other members. One might’ve claimed Iagan or someone else, I can’t really remember.


48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

IAGAN!!!! And also Lukas!!


49. Which one of your OCs would most likely enjoy memes

That would be Piper, Sonni, Donovan, Feuhorbe, and Iagan.


50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want

Uh…I think I’ve talked about literally everything I can think of off the top of my head. Feel free to message me though if you want to talk about OCs!