#if you crushed me with a hammer itd look like this

[the-kr8tor]

Oh my god i was scrolling through instagram and now i want lifeguard hobie x reader or lifeguard reader x hobie. Like either would be cute and imagine they start talking more and more. Think of how cute itd be. Maybe itd both be when they were teens and now they are looking back on it. Young summer romance and love? And now it could be fast forward where they are at the beach together instead of the pool one of them had worked as a lifeguard at. Heksndnekdksjeabandsk

I chose the first one! Thank you for requesting, bestie! ❤️❤️❤️

Pairing: Hobie Brown x fem! Reader/ Spider-Punk x fem! Reader

Tags: No use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader, FLUFF.

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You've been up and down the same whirly slide for at least an hour. It's not even that special, the slide, it's just an ordinary one that has a drop and a short loopty loop. It's so common that there's only a handful of people lining up for it, they prefer to go down the most popular one that has the strobe lights and a hundred feet long tunnel.

You've been going on it for how many times that you've lost count and going down the slide isn't even as fun anymore. The number of times you've gone up and down has significantly made it less thrilling. You're sure that your friends might think you're crazy because you've left them for a water park slide. But they don't know that it isn't the slide that you've grown fond of, it's the hot lifeguard that keeps smiling and making conversation at you while you're in line.

Your hair clings to your wet face and you stink of chlorine but the lifeguard that you only know from his nametag still beams at you like you're the only person in the entire water park. ‘Ned’ once again greets you at the top of the slide, chiseled face shining in the late afternoon sun. It's that late and you have no idea or concept of time anymore because of the fit bloke talking to you about how Olympic synchronized swimmers need to put gelatin in their hair so it doesn't mess up their routine and thermodynamics.

“A bit weird, innit?” He taps the yellow floatie in his arms, rubber squeaking as the familiar rush of water filters in your ears. “Imagine me using that instead of hair gel before a show. Less mess I bet,” he blinks, the cogs in his head turning. “Huh, I guess it's not that bad. It'll last longer too.”

You look behind you, expecting a few people waiting their turn, to your happiness, you find no one. You've got the slide all to yourself, or him for that matter. “I guess so, but wouldn't it be hard to take it off?” You're intrigued by the word ‘show.’ Your new friend has a side you never knew in the last two hours you've been chatting with him.

“I might buy one of those little shovels to get rid of them.” He shrugs, and you tilt your head, wanting to get to know eachother better especially now that the water park is about to close. “Just scoop it out y’know.” He gestures like he's digging in his head.

“Or you could ask for help.” Your heart hammers in your chest, hoping, praying to any entity out there listening to you that he wants to know you too.

He chuckles, piercings shining, laugh rumbling in his throat. “You volunteerin’?”

You inhale, trying to act nonchalant by leaning over the mouth of the slide. Arms crossed on your torso, you finally ask. “If you want to, I'm curious about those shows you're in.”

Nodding, his heart pounds with excitement. “I'm in a band, love. If you'd do me the honour.” Your hands are getting sweatier and sweatier, you don't notice your body slowly sliding downwards. “Do I have to dunk my hair in gelatine so you'd come to our show next week on Friday at the white horse pub at eight pm?”

“It's not a prerequisite. And that was very smooth, Ned, very smooth.”

His loud laugh echoes, you're sure that the entire park heard it louder than the thrumming of your heart and your big fat crush on the lifeguard. “Thanks, love, but uh,” he leans forward, you can see every green speck in his hazel eyes. “My name isn't Ned.”

“W-what?” With one wrong foot over the other, you slip and fall inside the slide, ‘Ned’ gets smaller and smaller by the second you're inside. “What's your name then?!” Your voice echoes inside the plastic, warbling as you go down the slide. “Fuck!” You plunge into the pool, water in your ears and eyes as you swim up and cough out chlorine filled water. “Goddamnit,” you splash the water with your hands, frustrated that you might've lost who could've been the love of your life. At least you know where his band would be playing.

“It's Hobie.” His voice suddenly appears above you, hand reaching downwards to help you. Chest noticeably heaving, sweat dripping down his temple. He ran down the long steps to get down to you as fast as he could.

“What?” You splutter, not the most attractive thing to do.

“My actual name, it's Hobie.” ‘Hobie’ points at his nametag. “I nicked this from a friend so I could get in for free, the manager found me so now I had to work a shift. But I could think of one good thing that happened to me today though.” His smug smile makes you hide under the water.

“You could've started with that, Hobie.” You reach towards his helping hand. “You do not look like a Ned—!” With a pull, you yank him inside the pool. You laugh, and he resurfaces drenched from head to toe.

“Cheeky.” He wipes his palms on his eyelids and he blinks at you standing over him.

“I'll see you on friday, Hobie?” You saying his name is music to his ears, or that might be the water in his ears. But the sight of you with the backdrop of the cotton candy orange sky makes his thwarted evil plan all worth it. “I'll bring the gelatine.”

“And I’ll brin' the little shovel.” Hobie smiles up at you. Maybe he should bring something nice to Ned as a thank you and compensation for almost getting him fired.

[wrothian]

im being crushed by 3 big math classes in the summer and having to get up at 4:30am for them. my head hurts and i had a dream last night about the elden ring dlc even though i havent finished the game yet.

im on the godfrey fight but im scared to keep going i need more game. the longer i sit on it the more i yearn for godwyn fia i will care for your baby. i loooooooooooooove him. also i beat malenia my one true gamer moment was dodging her waterfowl move in phase 2 And i guess not getting hit by the clones but mostly the waterfowl. black blade carried me. speaking of i really liked the maliketh fight i didnt even think he was still around but why is he my caelid grampy and also not grampy because grampy is still around. why would they force me to live the black blade hp drain in a scary boss fight where a man goes so fast. the parry was so cool but i could only rarely get it off. i scrum so loud

they need to stop making ashes so funny because sometimes im like well itd be fun to fight this alone but then i go no. i love hugues. ive been calling him hughes this whole time out of lack of care but to know he is pronounced more like Oog makes him literally the funniest guy of all time. i summoned him for gideon after multiple failed attempts and he just shoved him into a corner and continually smashed him over the head with a hammer and it hurt how bad i was laughing. GET HIS ASS

i cant believe i saw messages around gideon saying they cant believe he betrayed you when the whole time hes been rubbing his hands together like Heh... I suppose we can work together for the time being...............................my oomf got a little excited that you had the medallion and tried to kill you but dont look at me

the game is good i miss mohg

[erwinsmitten]

Hewo its me again hahaha!

Came to request a Mike x gn reader, where reader has been leaving flowers in his office in secret and after a while he decides its time to find the one behind it. With a confesion at the end, maybe? Up to you!

Thanks!!

mike reacting to you leaving him flowers ;

warnings; none

reader; gender-neutral

a/n; this is such a cute idea i am so soft for mike, he deserves the world 😌

as we all know this man's nose can smell things from a mile away

so the first time you leave flowers in his office, he was able to smell them the moment you open the door to leave

though by the time he does make it back to his office, you were long gone by then

and all he sees upon entering is a bouquet of multicolored flowers (that definitely looked like it costed a good amount of money) sitting on his desk

listen, this man works day and night with little to no breaks and even little appreciation so when he sees FLOWERS on HIS DESK he kinda thought it was a joke at first

i mean who would leave flowers for him anyways???? (he thinks)

either way he keeps the flowers in a vase in his office because even if it was a joke it still smells really nice so

but then like a week later the same thing happens

and he lets his heart swell just a lil bit cos yknow what maybe it isnt a joke

he has to buy another vase to keep the new bouquet in but he doesn't mind at all

his whole office just smells like flowers now and nanaba teases him about it

anyways after this happening like two more times after that he decides to actually find out who's been leaving flowers on his desk

which isnt as hard as he originally thought

because one day hes wandering around the mess hall and gets hit with the familiar smell of flowers

and he immediately starts sniffing more in that direction and following it

and in his very important mission to sniff out the owner of that scent he accidentally bumps into you and realizes, with how strong the smell of flowers is now, it is most definitely you

also theres a small petal stuck in your collar, which explains why you smell like flowers that day

of course you blush and apologize because you just bumped into the guy youve been crushing on ever since you joined the survey corps and have been leaving flowers for

but mike, carefully hiding his absolute joy at finding out the person whos been making his weeks, asks you to meet him in his office at night

and so you do

now picture this, its late at night, and you enter mike's office, wondering about why he called you there (and hoping its not because youre gonna get reprimanded for bumping into him??), when you see him standing behind his desk holding his own bouquet of flowers and a small smirk on his face

"so, you're the one who's been leaving those flowers in my office?" mike asks, his voice the softest you've ever heard it.

of course, you knew that hes been keeping the flowers you gave him cos the ones you left previously would always be in a new vase by the time you leave a new one

"yes, captain," you answer in a whisper. you didn't know how to react; should you be worried? happy? a bit of both perhaps?

you eye the bouquet hes holding in his hands. it definitely wasnt yours... did he get those himself...?

mike makes his way over to you and hands you his flowers, a rare smile on his lips

"call me mike. these are for you," he says.

you hold the flowers to your chest and look up into his eyes. he looks like he wants to say more yet he continues to stare silently, unmoving and stiff, as if he was masking his nervousness

and if he isn't going to say anything, then you will

"mike.. you stole my heart the moment i first met you but i was too scared to say anything, you're such an amazing squad leader and a wonderful person overall, so i figured that instead of just admiring you from afar i would leave these flowers for you as gifts in hopes that itd make you at least a little bit happy. thank you for giving me flowers as well! you really didn't have to.. i..."

your heart was hammering in your chest now. should you say it, what youve really been wanting to ask? should you ask if the two of you could be together?

before you could decide, mike seems to already know what his answer is

and he gently holds the side of your face before leaning down to kiss you

you respond by reciprocating and wrapping your arms around his tall figure

anyhow from then on it becomes a routine between you two to leave flowers for each other (though not quite as expensive, mike suggested itd be a better idea to give each other one or two flowers but much more frequently than before)

and ofc the kisses become a routine as well~

[pettyprocrastination]

TALK TO ME MORE ABOUT BODYGUARD!JAVI AND DRUMMER GIRL AND READER PLS. HOW DOES JAV GET INTO BEING A BODYGUARD? WHY DOES DRUMMER GIRL NEED ONE?? HOW FUCKIN BADASS IS READER???

do these count as hc requests? i just like talking about them and thinking about them and i love them as much as i love our tough as nails but still 100% human gorgeous wifey

AAAAAA I LOVE YOU

I know you sent this in FOREVER AGO but im answering it now because uhhhhhh im out of work for a hot minute and need something to do!!!! And i love javi, drummer babe, and reader!!!!!

this ended up MUCH longer than i expected im sorry aksksksk. 

@thesadvampire @captainsamwlsn @winters-buck

SO. I like to imagine that Javi got into security work after he stopped working in the DEA. he needed something less high strung, but still in a similar field. Security work was easy enough actually, with a background like his he found jobs easily and worked on temporary contracts as a bodyguard for many famous actors and singers. In his opinion almost every single one he’d met had been a TOTAL dick. He found celebrities to be pompous self-righteous pricks, many of which would use the same drugs he spent his life arresting people for right in front of him after a show or shooting. It boiled his blood to not be able to stop it. But hey, that’s showbiz. 

Now onto our sweet drummer babe. Who is a southern raised sweetheart with the hands of God that pound out music on her drum set every night like it's her one joy in the world. Her name is Gemini, but called Gem by her friends and bandmates. She’s the drummer of a new band riding the high of their newfound popularity that is just about to go on tour around the US. Javi is hired as a preventative measure. Sure they’ll have guards at each concert, but their manager thought itd be good to have one that went along with them from place to place, the entire goddamn time. 

To keep them out of trouble. The manager told Javi as he stepped onto the tour bus with a fake smile. 

Which meant babysitting. 

Ultimately. Gem was the only one Javi got along with. The singer was a pompous prick who thought he could treat Javi more like a goddamn butler than a guard. The bassist, perhaps in an attempt to gain more popularity herself, more vocal parts other than backup, or out of her pathetic schoolgirl crush on him, agreed with every word the smarmy schmuck said. The lead guitarist didn't talk much, when he did, was it was some odd bullshit about being on the “new wave of music” and talking in a way that made Javi think of a cult leader. He chalked it up to the drugs, but did not want to find out if he was right or not. But their lead drummer? Oh, Gemini was a woman with a bite. She didn’t hesitate to call other members out on their bullshit or their flippant disrespect of javi. 

“He’s here to keep us safe, not make your fucking beds. If the crowd gets too rowdy next time, dont be shocked if he leaves your ass behind.”

It didn’t take long for the pair of them to fall into bed together. It started off as just sex for Javi, because he couldn't necessarily just ditch the band and go to a bar in search of a hook up. But at some point, as Gem played with his hair while he talked about his old man and the ranch back home he felt a shift. His heart would skip a beat when his arm curled protectively around her waist while leading her through a crowd, he’d find himself smiling and even tapping his foot on beat during their rehearsals. During concerts, he’s backstage, ready to lead them off when they finish. She'll be sweating, grinning like a mad man and basking in the cheering crowd, every time she showed off her skills on the drum he couldn’t help but feel a thrum of pride in his chest. 

That’s his girl. 

You however, he met differently. 

I'm not sure if you fall into the traditional sense of badass. As in some muscly scared woman kicking ass and taking names. 

You’re a college professor, smart, articulate and intimidating in that sort of sense of walking into a classroom people suddenly feel inadequate before you. Recently divorced, you realize you never acted for you, never had crazy moments of rebellion or wild college nights. So you take a leave from work. You're in such good standing with the university they allowed it. Join some friends who somehow convince you to follow this band on tour for a goddamn year and it's already the first day in and you know this was a horrible idea oh god maybe if you call your boss you can let him know you'll be there for the fall semester and you can cancel the long term substitute they have set up? God what were you thinking? You aren’t wild or spontaneous or-

But then the lights shut off, the crowd begins to scream as the music flows, a steady beat filling your entire chest. The stage lights up and you see the drummer, the most beautiful fucking woman you've ever laid eyes on in your life, with her eyes shut as she plays and her hair swaying as she moves to the beat. 

When Gemini opens her eyes she sees you watching her and feels her heart hammer. You're not looking at the band as a whole. Not screaming for the singer or lifting your top up for the lead guitarist. You're watching her. With this big excited smile and Christ you look so pretty as a friend pulls you close to dance with a laugh, but you're still looking at her. Gemini was used to being glossed over. She wasn't the singer or playing the electric guitar. She was the drummer. But you didn't look at anybody else for the rest of the night. 

At the end of the show, Javi watched as Gemini jumped up from her drum set and curled a hand around his bicep before pointing you out in the crowd. 

“She was watchin’ me the whole show, Javi. I think I finally got myself a fan.” Javi sees you, being tugged and pulled by your friends at the excited chatters of an afterparty. He watched your side profile with admiration that even after dancing to a 90 minute concert you looked almost regal among your friends. You turned, once more catching Gem’s eyes and extending a shaking hand in a self conscious wave. 

He felt her fingers twitch nervously against his arm as she, the lead drummer in a famous band, waved back with an excited smile. 

This will be interesting to watch play out. But he couldn't hide his attraction to you as well, even as he took you by the hand and led you backstage to meet Gem. 

He just really hoped this wouldn't come back to bite him in the ass.

[b00bstone]

"Talk to me" all the odd #'s pls!

are you the same person that asked about the evens on that other ask? this is long so im putting in a read more 

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

i dont have one? 

3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.

oh. well. um. i still know them. altho those feelings have subsided quite a lot. theyre confusing af… like when my feelings were the worst they kept giving all these mixed signals. and uuuggghhh. but yeah other than being confusing and dumb at times (all people are) theyre nice. and theyve been there for me through a lot of shit. even tho they didnt have to be. theyre taller than me. theyre chill. and a good friend. 

5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.

i think it was my 5th birthday. all my other birthdays that i can remember have been a bit dissapointing. my family and my then bestie smelly bellys family went to a park near our houses. and had food. and the thing i remember most was smelly and i were throwing around this weird rubber band thing? and the weather was really great. i mean its california and july… 

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

im insecure about my intelligence and worth. like im dumb af. i always have been. and being smart is kinda held in high esteem…. and im also really insecure about the fact ive never kissed anyone. or dated anyone. or ever gotten asked out on a date. 

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

i like the color my eyes are in the sunlight. sometimes my eyebrows look AMAZING (not today tho :/) and i love it when that happens. my hair sometimes gets a lil curly. i have a nice butt. imo anyway. and i rather like my boobs.

11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.

i dunno? i had a dream once where the person i was crushing on at the time told me they missed me over and over. and that was nice. 

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time

i imagine it will be very awkward. but hopefully fun. mostly awkward tho. i hope it feels good. for both of us (whoever the other person is). ive always imagined it would be with someone i really really trust or a one night stand. altho with the way my life is going ill probably never have sex. 

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

i dunno. i havent felt content in quite a while so… 

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

i dunno. i dont really know any one irl that i wanna be friends with that im not. i mean i wanna be friends with thomas sanders but i dont know him at all 

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.

i was an annoying bitch. also me and my friend smelly had a bit of a falling out. that happens in middle school tho lmao. 

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

for like a date? thats never happened. 

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

okay. so i hope they never read this because i hope theyve forgotten about it. but the first time i ever asked someone out was last fall. i know i know im nearly 18 and it wasnt till last year that i asked someone out? so anyway. our mutual friend monkey was like trying to convince me to ask them out for like 6 months before i did. the person in question had gone through a breakup and monkey wanted them to move on already i guess i dunno. and so like i knew they didnt like me. but then there was this thing and so i was like wiat do they? so i asked them about it. and they were like “no i dont like you” and i was like okay then wtf was all that?!?! and they were like well i guess i didnt realize i liked u and i was like okay???? so would u be willing to date and they were like no not really but they seemed really vagu about it so i was like so wait is that a yes willing to date or no???? it was a no. but anyway monkey continued to bug me to ask them out. so i, being the bumbling baffoon that i am asked them hypothetically if they would date me. they said yes. even tho i expected them to say no. then while i was freaking out about that and trying to think of what to do next they said no. which made me a little upset because if ur gonna say no u should just say it in the first place (dont mess with peoples feelings kids its rude). and so then i got upset and said some mean things and yeah. we went back to being friends.and if they do read this. im sorry dude. really really really sorry. 

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.

well smelly is an ex bestie. smelly and i are still friends but not like best friends. shes chill. when we were super close it wasnt exactly a healthy relationship. she was a bit of a bully. i was selfish and went back on my word all the time. but like shes super chill now. she gets in trouble with her mom a lot tho which sucks. 

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

ummmmm im afraid that this is gonna come out sounding like i have a crush on them but i dont. no realy feelings for anyone at the mo. i like pretty all my friends’ hair and eyes. i especially like heathers hair and adis eyes. 

29: Talk about what turns you on.

confidence. like in the new thor movie trailers theres that woman who breaks his hammer like that kinda confidence where u and everyone in the rooom knows ur the biggest baddest thing around like damn son. 

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

it depends on how u die? i mean besides the whole pain thing i think its kinda peaceful. u know u get that feeling of complete and utter contentment and just kinda fade away. i dont know what happens next. but i think thats what the end of dying and beginning of being dead is like. 

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.

cry. watch funny things. get on tumblr. try and make myself more miserable. and if it gets to a really bad point ill try and talk to someone about stuff. but i mainly just try and cheer myself up or emotionally wound myself. 

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

i wish i could stop being so afraid if everything. i wish i could stop falling for people that dont and never will fall for me. i wish i could stop being depressed. and easily stressed. 

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

ive already mentioned them twice. i think thats enough times for one post. but they like superheros. a lot. like the amount of enthusiasm you would expect from a 5 year old. it can be adorable. except when ur tired and just want everyone to leave u alone and never speak to u again.they dont like rhe beach. which is something i just cant understand at all. how do u not like the beach! they have kind eyes. and i honestly have no idea how i had such strong feelings for them. theres nothing wrong with them and theyre a really cool person that almost anyone would be lucky to have but like i just like u look at someone through a different lense and its just different. itd be like me trying to imagine having feelings for adi or heather. its just weird. theyre going away to college next fall. which im kinda bummed about but thats mostly because im not going to college this fall except community college. they wanna do something with art orfilms i think. he pronounces my name wrong. sometimes. but sometimes he prnounces it right. we are friends on fb. it says right there on my proflie how to pronounce it. we have talked and i have told him my name. like its not that hard! its like the thing that pisses me off the second most of things he does/has done. 

39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.

to do well in higher grades u need to understand stuff u learn n elementary and middle school really well. thats all that i can think of thats not really sad and depressing at the mo. 

thanks for asking me all these questions anon! ily  

[jihoonscafe]

Itd be super cool if you did "this place gives me the creeps for Minhyuk from Monsta X if thats okay!

Thanks for requesting~

God, he regretted his decision to not pay attention when the guys and you were splitting up into groups for the different rides, because when the attention turned to him and you looked at him with those big eyes, asking for something which he had no idea was what and simply spoke out your name, as you excitedly cheered and took his hand into yours.

If only for a second that his hand was in yours and he smiled and Kihyun patted him on the back as if to wave him goodbye and he turned to look at him, terrified to know what was wrong. Kihyun mouthed “good luck in the house” and then turned to leave with the others for the other rides.

It took him however only five minutes to realise what he had agreed to for you, he had agreed to sit on a haunted house rollercoaster which had two things wrong with it, 1. He was scared easily and 2. He DESPISED rollercoasters, and screamed like a wuss on them, and he didn’t really want to do that in front of his bloody crush.

But he gulped and took your hand tighter in his and you simply gave him that dazzling grin which suddenly made his situation not so bad before the woman at the front who he was sure was some kind of death warren called the next group in and you both were pulled in too.

The second he was in, the fear began as they walked through the props and held your hand tightly, almost shivering, his pupils dilated with fear taking over him. He had a huge aversion to anything “supernatural” so the ride played on things he absolutely despised.

“This place gives me the creeps”

He whispered as the both of you neared to where the ride would actually begin and his heart was hammering, and he could fee his palms getting sweatier, his brain going into overdrive.

“Minhyuk, are you okay?”

“Y-yes of course”

“No you are not, look at you, you are really pale. Are you scared?”

“N-yeah, yeah I am actually”

“So am I, I don’t think you were listening back then so you may not know but we got dared to do this”

“Really?”

“Mhm, so let’s get out of this hell ride and go eat something tasty without telling the boys”

“Yes!”

He exclaimed, as you smiled at him and he calmed down a bit before you pulled him out of the line and both of you ran out of there like crazy people, scaring the woman at front as you both giggled to all oblivion and eventually found yourselves by one of the food stalls, munching away at some delicious carnival food.

Sometimes being lost in your thoughts could get you to good places.

This was such a weird thing omg, but I hope you liked it!