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sometimes i find out that something i do or have experienced is atypical but it has nothing to do with the autism. like who wets the toothbrush before using it? everyone else, apparently.

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Gneiss

Spectacular post in /r/geology today

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what are the stars of the city?

is it the streetlights, with their varying temperatures and compositions reflecting those of stars, dotting the horizon nightly, nearly without fail?

is it the signs, neon, backlit, and marquee, at every height making urban constellations to navigate by, visible at varying, predictable times?

is it the windows, stretching as far upwards as one can look, visibility depending on conditions out of your control, and without pattern?

is it the stoplights and crosswalks, flickering like— fuck man why are you asking my hick ass I’ve lived in a city for one semester

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how am I supposed to breast boobily under these circumstances

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They should start making peanut butter with peanut oil. As the added oil. Like it already has peanuts in it wtf are you making me taste palm oil for

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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ok normally I am very stereotypically autistic. like I got diagnosed super easily cause I mask only marginally better than a sitcom character. but. Freak Behavior Incoming. I fucking LOVE small talk. It’s rough when you’re the only person yammering in the elevator but I just overshared my way into half of a tiny pie

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we stay silly and we slay silly

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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Hello Professor,

As you may know, today is the final day of October, and therefore the holiday Halloween, also known as Samhain. Today I will be arriving to class in full cosplay. This is non-negotiable. You will see me dressed as a Half-Life 1 scientist. Please inform me if you wish for me to refrain from reciting voice lines.

Thanks, Abi

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made it longer

@cad-comic

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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

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BEE DAGGER !!

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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sometimes all a girl wants is to ask a friend to make a playlist for her as if she were a fictional character and then analyze that to understand their perception of her but they never tell you how to do that huh