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Jongho: I just used voice to text on Google Docs to write an entire essay and I feel like I'm in the future I can see the Matrix code I am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

Jongho: Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey Jongho if I hit myself and it hurts am I strong or weak Mingi get the fuck out of my room

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James: not to be gay or anything but besides being deeply in love with Evans, I would definitely date Regulus, too. Like not in a gay way, just kissing and cuddling and fu-

Sirius: *absent-minded frowning at his transfiguration homework* I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty bisexual to me...

Remus: I am an expert, its bi af

James:

Remus:

Sirius: wait... did you just say Regulus?????

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When everyone admired my power and wanted to flatter me, you were the only one who scolded me. But right now, when everyone wants me to die and hates me, you’re the only one standing by me.

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we’re both his dads, you fool 

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callout post for Hanguang-Jun

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“Wei Ying, come back to Gusu with me.”

Come back to me.

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the bomb: so how was the honeymoon?

jude: well, cardan got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

jude: he said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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Cardan, very drunk: *points to Jude* That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Jude, quietly: Your wife, honey.

Cardan: my wiFE! EVEN BETTER!

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MC: Alright guys, this party’s got to be lit as fuck. What did you bring, Asra?

Asra: Yo, I got you, I brought some napkins.

Portia: Asra, you idiot! I was bringing napkins!

MC: You brought napkins too? Well, let’s hope Julian comes in clutch and brings-

Julian: Yo, I brought a fucking door.

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A big hug to my followers and those I follow from the UK.

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Susanna and the Elders, Restored (Left)

Susanna and the Elders, Restored with X-ray (Right)

Kathleen Gilje, 1998

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jk rowling: *sets up Theseus as some horrible back stabbing brother, and Leta as a bad person who used Newt*

Literally Theseus at any given moment: If someone doesn’t tell Newt they love him right now I’m going to lose my FUCKING mind. You know what? I’ll do it myself. Where is he? Newt, I fucking love you, bro.

Leta, with just as much passion: If anyone so much as lays a finger on Newt, I will literally Avada Kedavera everyone in the room and then MYSELF.

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Hell has no FURY like a woman scorn’d.

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the playground is his natural habitat

+ look at how happy he was

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I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

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smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles