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What canon character gets annoyed by dirge? Has dirge ever had to let a canon character down easy? Who would dirge most likely to get a puppy-crush on? (but it can’t be the cc they’re actually shipped with!)

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What canon character gets annoyed by Dirge?

Dirge is often deeply infuriating and only rarely annoying. In practice it actually tends to be Minthara, because Minthara is the only person who makes a point of making Dirge justify his decision making to her, as everyone else will have their own opinions but not really push them. Its part of how they respect each other because despite Dirge relying on Minthara and the power she voluntarily wields over him, he disagrees with her every so often, and refuses to capitulate his opinions just because she holds his leash. It's a fond annoyance though, because Minthara enjoys that he holds his ground against her despite being otherwise submissive, and she knows that she can always push him on it if its something she feels strongly about.

Everyone else either rolls their eyes or gets the full unabashed Fuck You treatment

Has Dirge ever had to let a canon character down easy?

GODDDDD YEAH. YEAH. Act 1 Dirge was very much exploring the social dynamics of Being In A Relationship With Other People and hadn't quite grokked the nuances between platonic, romantic, and sexual affection, so he mimicked a lot of what the others around him were doing, which meant a looooooot of casual flirting. The other companions are looking for their own kind of social fulfilment, but Dirge is still learning the rules, so he gets some lines crossed. By the time Dirge DOES have a better idea of what he wants out of a relationship, hes more or less tripped head over dick into sleeping with half the party.

Shadowheart never really kicked things off after the cliffside wine drinking, Lae'zel was more interested in Dirge's brother Haflidi and less interested in the party bicycle. Astarion and Dirge had a casual fuck buddies situation up until Act 2 where they both mutually figure out they're looking for something more platonic. Karlach and Dirge flirted off and on for a while and after getting her engine tuned up, had a one time friends-with-benefits situation (because homies help homies. always.) and both of them moved pretty squarely into being casually physically intimate friends. Gale caught feelings hard and after a very emotional confession in the shadow cursed lands, Dirge had to very gently let him down because the things they both wanted out of a relationship weren't really things the other could provide. Still fucked him tho cuz gods be damned if Dirge was gonna let a bro go to his death with MYSTRA as his last fuck. Wyll did his storybook romance dance routine and Dirge had to gently let Wyll down for more or less the same reasons as Gale, except Wyll wasn't interested in anything more than an admittedly very nice night in each others company. That one hurt the most because Dirge has a critical weakness to puppy dog eyes.

God this dude got around.

Who would Dirge most likely get a puppy-crush on? (but it can't be the cc they're actually shipped with!)

Dirge had a lethal case of love at first sight with Minthara, which solidified when he got a glimpse of the person beneath the Absolute when Minthara tried to pry into his mind for the Grove's location, and the subsequent mental struggle peeled away some of the cultist veneer. After refusing to kill her while defending the Grove, he genuinely didn't think he'd see her again, and I think he developed a bit of a puppy-crush on Karlach afterwards, especially because he can't physically interact with her, and thus can't properly fix her scent in his mind, and it sticks in his head. It settles into their more casual friendship but i think in the inbetween of the Underdark and the Creche its kind of up in the air

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Main F/O's:

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🌌 Kurt Wagner - X-Men

🍎 Wally Darling - Welcome Home

🍑 Sun Wukong - you know

🌺 Vash the Stampede - Trigun

🎤 Natsuki Shinomiya - Uta no Prince-Sama

🪽 Dick Grayson - DC

💳 Mammon - Obey Me

🔥 Caleb Widogast - Critical Role

🖍️ Sunny Day Jack - Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack

🩶 Pe.ter Dun.bar - Yo.ur Bo.yfrie.nd*

🌱 Law.rence Ole.ander - Bo.yfrie.nd to De.ath 2

🔪 John Doe - Mortisfox*

🦇 Rei Sakuma - Ensemble Stars

⚔️ Future Trunks - Dragon Ball Z/Super

Other F/Os:

🌐 Gamma 2 - Dragon Ball Super

🍖 Son Goku - Dragon Ball series*

💎 Demiurge - Overlord

🧸 Toki Wartooth - Metalocalypse

👁️ Jonathan Sims - The Magnus Archives

☁️ Martin Blackwood - The Magnus Archives

🖲 HAL9000 - 2001:ASO

🩸 Ve.ssel - Sl.eep Tok.en

🔮 Gale Dekarios - Baldur's Gate 3*

❤️‍🩹 Astarion - Baldur's Gate 3*

🐻 Halsin - Baldur's Gate 3

🗡 Wyll Ravengard - Baldur's Gate 3*

💣 Hi.romu Taka.hashi - NJ.PW

👹 Ka.ne - W.WF

🦷 Ma.nkind - W.WF

📌 Floyd - Trolls

🍦 Kaito - Vocaloid

🔑 Chilchuck Tims - Dungeon Meshi

🌤 Dogday - Poppy Playtime

🔫 Pico - Newgrounds

👢 Boothill - Honkai Star Rail

🧨 Scar - Wuthering Waves

💐 Pim Pimling - Smiling Friends

⚾ Kenji Sato - Ultraman Rising

🟪 Infected/Kasper - Regretevator (Roblox)*

⚪ Wallter - Regretevator (Roblox)*

🐟 Sebastian Solace - Pressure (Roblox)

👔 Aaron Hotchner - Criminal Minds

🧤 Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds

📱 Derek Morgan - Criminal Minds

Crushes:

👒 Luffy - One Piece

🃏 Bittergiggle - Garten of Banban

🥊 Banban/Uthman - Garten of Banban

💤 Geshu Lin - Wuthering Waves

Familial F/Os

🎸 Dethklok + CFO - Metalocalypse

🍷 Sebas Tian - Overlord

🐛 Piccolo - Dragon Ball series

🛡 Vegeta - Dragon Ball Z/Super

🌟 Daycare Attendant - FNAF:SB

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