#if u want me to tag this w more stuff please lmk

[griftermp3]

i absolutely understand why we shouldn’t pick at zits/acne and like yeah don’t make open wounds on ur face but have dermatologists considered: it’s WEIRD that there’s something in there and i need it OUT of there,

[brainimpediment]

ok maybe. I shoudl make a proper intro 4 thrs account. Long post warning!! Feel free to scroll past everything, but take care to read the intro and disclaimers at least :]

haii I’m brainimpediment… u can call me brainimp or brain or imp or whateva u want… iam more active on my Instagram @breanimpediment !! IALSO haev a few other socials but I rllay don’t use them eithr..,,ask 4 them if u want 2 💥💥

Any pronouns EXCEPT She/Her, and please use He/Him primarily.

>My ask box is always opened! I love answering questions or just reading goofy things u send me, so feel free to send an ask whenever you want!!!

Visit my neocities! I have a detailed list of my interests as well as a personal blog for discussing videogames and more! ->

Euuuurm icant thrnj of any other info 2 include sorr 💔💔 if u wanr 2 learn more u can ask ! Me ! I do nawt mind!!!

I may post art here MAYBE.,,, idk depends,,,,, tumblr haas always confused me so idk 💥💥💥 thx. 4 checkinf me out . I think! miscellaneous disclaimers below :3 ⬇️

STRICT PROSHIP & RPF DNI. pls send me a dm or ask if i accidentally reblog from som1 dubious :))

Also would rather not have 18+/nsfw blogs follow and interact w me since I’m underage + generally just mkes me uncomfortable . Sorr

If u have provlems wirh eyestrain, epilepsy, flashing lights, loud/overwhelming sounds, ironic posting that isn’t always tagged w tone indicators (I don’t usually use them but will if necessary!!!!) n sensory overwhelming stuff in general, u may nawt wanna follow :( I tend to post this type of stuff regularly adn I am very sensory seeking (? Is that the word? Idk.) .,, i will try my best to tag anything that could potentially be harmful tho! And if u have a specific cw or tw u need me to tag posts and reblogs with then!! Send me a dm or ask!! Iwont mind :)

ALSO!! I have a. Typing. Thing. I hesitate to call it a typing quirk but I guess it is??? Idk. I just almost always purposefully misspell words a certain way when I speak online. So, my posts r usually pretty difficult to read unless ur me,, if this is a significant problem then. I can like.. “transcribe” my posts for u guys :3 idk.,!! If thay doesn’t work and we need to figure out something more accessible then lmk!! AUSGHHGHHH. I can type perfectly fine English though, if you were wondering. (I am American)

Sorry thay thisis so loke. Out of order. I’m typing this at 1 inthe morning currently . :3 again, thx 4 checkinf me out :3 do not b afraid to message or interact w me !! I enjoy making new mutuals and sruff:3 💥💥

#braingames - videogame talk ( like. Gamedev / game design / game collection / etc. )

#useurbrain - posts I wanna go back to later or are useful/informative/interesting reads

#braindump - answering asks!!

#brainwash - queued posts

#nobrainer - important disclaimers, notices, idk stuff like that.

#braincore - me core posts or jst things I like severely

#brainfavs - othr people’s art and creations :]

#brainart - my own art

#brainrot - miscellaneous textposts idk

#brimp - other miscellaneous things I make or post, like edits or stuff, or just posts of mine I like a lot. Idk.

[windingpathways]

old pinned vanished somehow so here we go again. welcome to my twisted fucking cycle path etc etc.

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about me - infinite hobbies, no time or energy for any of them. gardened professionally for a second and still grow a lot of stuff, want to eventually start my own garden/landscaping company. trying to turn my house into a functional art installation down the road

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see 'my face' or 'ivy.jpg' tags for pics of me - you may wanna block the 'nudity' tag first tho! trying to work my way up to having an OF, so stay tuned for that I guess (also TELL ME of interest PLEASE! need to know if I'd actually have an audience. shy? i keep anon on)

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blog is a chaotic mixture of content. fairly consistent with tags though and i'm happy to add almost anything to my tag list. if there's something you're looking to avoid, shoot me a message.

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be excellent to each other please! age in bio required, 18+ or get blocked. some lovelies I follow don't want men touching their posts (noted w 'men dni' tag) - disrespect them & get blocked. not single/looking; take no or get blocked. act like a creep & get blocked. i love the block button i am kissing her sweetly

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that said, hmu if y'all wanna chat/be friends! snap is @wandering_ivy, you're welcome to add me there also. not a quick reply usually but i love people and am happy to get to know u, just have a lot going on always

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anyways that's all for now ^.^ pls consider tossing some change my way if you like my stuff/have anything to spare, but i know we're all spread fuckin thin these days. rbing my stuff is always appreciated too <3

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ca$happ/v*nmo: @wanderingivy

more links coming, check back for potential OF/KoFi/MV etc

liking this post to lmk you've read it means we're besties and you can now summon me into battle for aid in times of need. no exceptions. use this power wisely

[ginalinettiofficial]

💕tagging info💕

hi!!! basic info in my bio but yea i’m daina i’m 27 and i’ve been on this webbed sight for over a decade now right here on this very blog so we’ve got YEARS of content in this bad boy. who knows what’s on here?? certainly not me!!

that said, lately i’ve been trying to make more of an effort to tag stuff so that ppl who follow me for one specific fandom or another can block the fandoms they don’t follow!! i’m currently posting mainly stranger things and dc stuff, but u may happen upon me in the midst of a renewed hyperfixation for any of the following:

stranger things: #st

dc/batman: #dc

dungeons and daddies: #dndads

avatar: #atla

twilight: #twilight

disneys decendants: #descendants

check please: #omgcp

marvel: #marvel

taylor swift: #ts

harry styles: #hs

teen wolf: #tw

star wars: #sw

brooklyn nine-nine: #b99

community: #community

most other stuff i usually just tag w the full name of the thing (like #friends for friends, #new girl for new girl, etc) but yea for most things that i post about regularly i try to use one of the itty bitty short tags because they’re easier to type and therefore easier for me to consistently tag since i’m on mobile 95% of the time

other general tags:

personal or original posts: #d speaks

asks: #asks

polls that i make: #d polls

stuff that makes me feel good about humanity or inspired by people or shit like that: #human stuff

fics or articles i want to circle back to: #to read

art/things that inspire me to draw etc: #art ref

writing tips/insp: #writing ref

fashion/pretty clothes: #fashion ref

general stuff to reference: #reference

things i want to buy: #want

zodiac stuff: #aries

any not safe for work stuff i’ll tag w a general #nsfw but i have minors following me so i generally try to not reblog anything that’s nsfw/too explicit!! & during ramadan i try to tag any food as #nsfr & i’m more than happy to add any other haram content to that list too, just lmk!!

if u need any triggers tagged or there’s content i’m posting that you’d rather blacklist (a fandom, a ship, a character, whatever!) and i don’t have a tag for it pls lmk!! it’s fully nbd to me and i’ll happily tag anything for ya.

💕happy blogging friends :-)💕

[httprezz]

INTROPOST

psa the🎗️in my bio represents cancer awareness, free palestine. List of Palestinian fundraisers here GO DONATE AND SHARE!!!

fundraisers ive been asked to post are under #free palestine in my account

I dont really post a lot, i mostly reblog!

current intrests are primarily:

dsmp lore (and some ccs, apart from the dteam or wilbur soot fuck abusers)

destiny 2

baldurs gate 3

edm (rezz, madeon and porter robinson 🫶 i dont post abt edm much on here thoufh lol)

sometimes roblox games (rn i love pressure mainly)

epic the musical,,,,, ohoh hohohohoho

on other platforms i may go by:

httpchris

httpendertwt

http.november16th

pls dni if you still support the ccs wilbur soot/dteam thats all pretty mucyh just be a decent fucking person 👍

uhh when i tag characters (on mcyt posts i tag with #httprezz favourite) i pretty much just use the cc name, no c! differentiators unless i dont like the cc or the cc is a shitty person LMAO lmk if u have an issue w/that and i can change it

if im doing something wrong please tell me!! e.g using art that the creator doesnt want me to use, reblogging false information, ect

if u are wondering my pfp is my bg3 durge, saint! i like maybe oaccasioanly post about him here (tag) there will be some bg3 spoilers in there be warned 👍

and my handle username thing is fro mthe edm artist rezz go check her out she does like midtempo bass. i interact with edm stuff/rezz stuff more on twitter so if u want to see more of that head over there

CARRD (links to practically all my other social media, plus a tinyyy bit more about ccs i watch and music/concerts i love) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

CREDS: banner by the goat @/azlaar (twt) post dividers from @cafekitsune dsmp divider from @patorucho

i dont post much art here, but when I DO it should be under #httplvjy art (havent gotten around to changing the tag name yet, my apologies)

i have a little tagging system for my favourite posts (#httprezz favourite) its pretty self explanitory, the only one that might need explanation is:

#i am inside oryx's throne world: posts that dont fit into any of my main fandoms/its not from a fandom (this tag is said in the cadence or style of tom scott)

if you want to block a specific fandom im in though then heres the specific tags i use:

for my reblogs:

dsmp

mcyt

dbh

bg3

d2

for my actual posts:

dream smp

baldurs gate 3

destiny 2

[h0oty]

NEW PINNED POST :3

☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆Hooty/Sirius/Pickle/Whatever☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆

☆It/Hoot (they/them OK just not preferred) ☆

✧ 19 / palestinian-american / autistic + plural + xenogender ✧

☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆

I LOVE GETTING ASKS AND REQUESTS I try my best to reply to them on time send me words

☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆LINKS ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆

art tag / mlp redesigns / instagram / toyhouse

ko-fi

☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ INTRO ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆

Hi my name is Pickle and i am a weird autistic bird thing. I am aware hooty is a cartoon character (and i love him dearly) but my username is a coincidence dont sue me disney!!!!!!

I am a DID system host. I don't post about this often but to give some context as to why I refer to myself as a bird rather than a human LOL

I draw stuff! You probably know me from MLP art if you're on here but i work on all sorts of projects (i need to post more fr) please feel free to ask me about anything whenever i love it

I'd love to do art professionally some day, but for now im just a guy Feel free to send a dm at any time but keep in mind i have the social skills of a wet piece of bread and i might get too shy to answer. u have my explicit permission to spam me until i reply /gen

If you like my art, I do pwyw comms on my ko-fi, they start at $5! I can draw anything :3

^ u can also dm me if you don't have ko-fi but are interested...

BYF under the cut

Before you follow:

i don't have a real dni because no one respects it. if youre a creep or we disagree on important morals i will block you

this is not a safe space for bigotry (racism, lgbtphobia, ect.) and this extends to things like "contradictory labels" of lgbt people. (basically, idc if someone is a 'mspec lesbian' or whatever thats their choice and gender is made up!!!!)

i use my art to cope and therefore may explore dark topics in my art. im going to start posting more of whatever i want so if you need something tagged please lmk! anything generally agreed as upsetting will already have a warning

that being said i do NOT tag HEALED scars, deformities, or amputations. i believe bodies should not need to be censored like that its the same as saying "cw freckles" ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ Not a formal DNI because I know people like this aren't gonna listen but I'll probably block you if:

you're proship OR antiship* ( i obviously dont condone proshipping BUT i don't condone harassing them either, as they're usually misguided kids or traumatized. its always better to let ppl know WHY stuff is bad and help them grow rather than just saying they all suck and should die.)

zionist (im palestinian why r you here)

believe in or condone "sfw fetish" content (this does not mean liking it means posting kink art with no warnings where kids can access it because its ""sfw""/non-sexual PLS KEEP KIDS SAFE ONLINE GUYS!!!)

☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆ ☆⁎⁺˳✧༚*༚✧˳⁺⁎☆

also note that among various horrors i have BPD so i can get emotionally driven and impulsive. i have gotten a lot better w/ it and am making efforts not to but sometimes i will vagepost on a whim if something upsets me or get argumentative with obvious anon trolls . i am working on it just hit me with a "stop that" if im being wacky

[leclerc-drives-in-circles]

If anyone want to be apart of a tag list for any of my works go ahead and dm me or just comment on this post and tell me who you want me to write for if I don't already and be nice about it please, I take valuable time on here to please all of you and I'm so grateful for the tiny fan base-ish I have going (also if you follow me and I like ur stuff I WILL follow back bc I'm like that) and everyone on here is so nice especially @tee-swizzle and @r66dus so if you want to be a fav writer of mine tag me in ur work and I'll read it and if u have any questions I check my inbox multiple times a day and will answer your questions or requests asap.

Also I write so far for

Rafe Cameron

The darkling

Jj maybank

Kaz brekker (maybe)

Kiara Carrera (also maybe)

Possibly Steve Harrington

Bucky barnes

I DO NOT WRITE FOR ANIMATED CHARACTERS!!!

If you want more people like I said just lmk I am flexible with my writing

Please reblog w tags bc I'm half asleep rn and I don't want to tag rn <3

Bye luvs...:)

If you have anything you want to say be nice about it please. I see anons talking shit all the time on here and it's not okay. If you have an opinion about someone or something good for you but you will be blocked idc if you like it or not I don't condone bullying of any kind.

[starscelly]

everyone’s favorite hockey himbo (or at least mine idk) hey look my miro one is better than this

[clarawatson]

It Only Takes A Taste (2)

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x [Fem]!Reader (GN pronouns, fem coded) Summary: it’s your second time meeting Aaron. He’s still flustered and precious but he (might) manage to give you his number. W/C: 2113 Warnings: none yet! A/N: i haven’t got chapter names yet, just accept they’re all called ‘it only takes a taste’ haha. AO3 tags: @willowrose99 @genevievedarcygranger @maryosprinkle @kleff03 (if you want to get added, lmk!!) Where am I in this series? 01 | 02 | 03 | 04

The next time you meet him, it’s 2am. Rita’s three weeks off her due date. She’s been staying at Joe’s place, with his wife, because the heating’s gone out in her apartment and her super is a foul man. If you were inclined to murder, he’d be first on your list. Right now she’s out the back, trying to wipe chocolate sauce off her uniform. The baby’s been kicking for hours and knocks things around the counter sometimes. At least it isn’t throwing her ribs out this time. 

There’s a couple of teens drinking milkshakes in the window, they’ve snuck out after bedtime and they’re giggling to each other about how bad they are. You’ve seen their parents drive by twice (they’re regulars after school) but no one’s come in yet.

The agent drives by, and then does a u-turn and comes back. It was literally a double take, no matter how you look at it. You clearly saw him slow down and try to look in the window as he tried (desperately tried) to stay on the main road. And then he’d turned around and come back. 

He’s even prettier dry than he was wet. (Your mind spirals to where that could have gone, which is not something you expected from a 2am shift). He’s loosened his tie and his hair is falling free of the gel. He looks less tired, and yet more tired. A different kind of tired. This one would be fixed by a good night’s sleep.

“Hi,” he says with a little quirk in his lip that could be him fighting off a smile.

“Hi,” you return with a full smile. He sits in front of you and steeples his fingers under his chin.

“I’m Aaron.”

A fortnight you’ve been wondering his name and he just swans in and hands it to you on a silver platter. Bless him and his beautiful brown eyes.

“Y/n,” you introduce. “And what can I get for you tonight, Aaron?”

“Maybe not a coffee.” He doesn’t break eye contact with you. He has such a cheeky smile you almost want to reach over and wipe it off his lips. “A hot chocolate would do. I’ve got to sleep enough to take my kid to school.”

“Have here?” Your hands hover over the in-cups and the out-cups. He taps his finger against his chin.

“In.” He folds his hands and you notice he’s not wearing a wedding ring. Kid, no wedding ring, weird hours. Could be a score, could be a serial killer. Could be both! No. Not both. There will be no fraternising with serial killers. Not if you respect your life. 

Would it be weird to ask him where he works? If he works for one of the alphabet soups, will it get you in trouble? Maybe. People don’t like you poking around when sensitive information could be involved. You still ask anyway while the coffee machine has it’s little dummy spit at having to work at two in the morning.

“Quantico,” he says. He probably saw you trying to figure out how to ask. And that’s really all he can say. Maybe. He waggles his eyebrows just a little and you think he’s maybe a little too cheeky for this early in the morning. If Rita was working she’d be swooning all over him. 

“That’s very prestigious, but, sir, I don’t think you have the security clearance to be in this diner if you only work at Quantico. We deal with Area 51.”

“Long commute,” he teases.

You raise an eyebrow. “That’s what the uneducated think. I can break a few rules as long as you don’t start asking questions. No asking about where they keep the aliens, okay?”

“Never.” He wraps his hands around the mug as you push it to him, absorbing it’s warmth. 

“Did your son like the cookie?” you ask. Is it weird to remember he has a son after one interaction? Or the cookie? But he smiles. It’s okay. 

“He’s actually in love with it. He’s not stopped talking about it. I think my sister-in-law might kill me.”

“Joe’s magic in the kitchen. I’ll save a couple of cookies if you know when you’ll be in next?”

Is that too forward? Maybe. He pulls out a little day book and places it before him.

“Is Thursday too soon?”

“No,” you say, shaking your head. You make a note to tell Joe you’re working on Thursday. “Sounds like a good day to collect a cookie.”

“If someone could cut this monster out of me, that would be GREAT!” Rita yells in the kitchen. Her voice is still far too loud out here. Aaron finally drops his gaze from yours, grinning into his hot chocolate.

“Shit, babes, I’m serious. I’ll got for a pocket knife at this point. I’m hot, and it’s not hot, I have to piss every four minutes, I can’t even sit in a car properly and taking the MET is stupid because I still have to pee!” She stops up short, seeing Aaron, and blinks as if she could erase her last comment. “Hi, sorry, you’re rain boy.”

“I prefer Raymond.”

There’s a beat where you try to figure out what the fuck he’s talking about. The cheeky demeanor falls from his face.

“Rain Man! Tom Cruise! Smile." Aaron has no option but to smile at Rita. Too late you realise she's checking the alignment of his teeth to actually equate him to Tom Cruise. "Raymond, for sure. Shit, that’s funny,” Rita laughs, groans, and turns on her heel out the back. She needed to pee again. Aaron smiles just a little.

“Want some pie?” you offer. There’s still a bit left. Joe won’t be in for another hour or so, but there’s some in the oven to take out just before three. Aaron nods.

“Yeah, please.” He puts too much money in the tip jar again. Hands you the exact money for the pie. Had he looked at the menu online? Maybe he had. You take a slice out for him, then a slice for yourself. No harm in that. The whipped cream goes on his like a mountain. You put a bit beside your own pie slice, but Aaron’s grinning. 

He looks like he may do something childish. He doesn't, though, as you join him in pie eating. The teenagers start giggling about something they're watching on their phone. 

Rita comes back looking more tired than usual. Her whole body looks tired as she gets her purse and rubs her belly.

"Say bye to Rita," she says without much playful effort.

"Bye Rita," you return and kiss her cheek as she lifts it to you.

"And to Baby." 

"Bye Baby, be good for Mom." 

Rita snorts. Joe gives you a list of things to do while he's taking Rita home. Apparently Lola's coming in to replace Rita, but that's only going to be proven by Lola actually turning up. Aaron raises his hand around his fork and waves. Rita waves back and waddles out the back.

"Is she okay?" you ask Joe, and he nods. He waves goodbye to Aaron, even though he hasn't introduced himself yet. Aaron waves too. 

"That's a lot to worry about," Aaron says. You shrug and reach over the counter to Aaron's plate, taking some of his cream. He laughs and puts his arm around it to protect it.

"They're family. Less worrying, more caring." 

He nods as if he understands. "Might use that sometime."

"You're welcome to." 

He gives you a smile that only uses half his face. Gosh, he's cute. But it’s nothing more than fleeting night time visits, right? Okay, maybe not, he clearly turned his car around because he saw you working. You catch him staring at your left hand, studying it intently. No one wore rings at the diner, just because everything got stuck underneath them and there was nothing worse than having a maple syrup adorned wedding ring.

“There’s no one,” you tell him, which flusters him entirely. He smiles and looks down at his pie, blush creeping over his face. “Weird hours in a place like this? Hardly a brilliant base to build a relationship on.” 

“Yeah.” He might want to say more, but he’s smiling at you again. “Weird hours, strange place, know that story.”

“Sucks, hey?”

“Oh yeah.” 

The teens from the window go home when they’ve finished their milkshake. You tell them to get home safe and pray their parents don’t come in asking where they went. Aaron scraps his plate, scooping up the cream and pie soupy mess. 

“I have to go,” Aaron sighs. He runs his hand through his hair and his fingers get stuck in the left-over-gelly-mess. You smother a giggle as he rolls his eyes and pulls his hand out with tiny little crack-crack-crack’s. It sounds painful.

“I’m going to shower and get this shit out of my hair.”

“It’ll look nice without it in.”

“Yeah?”

“Oh yeah.”

He blushes, returning to the man you’d met coming out of the rain. 

“Well I’ll remember that for next time.” 

Your heart jumps. Next time! There’ll be a next! Time!

“Listen, hey, um,” Aaron says as he stuffs a couple of bills into the tip jar. “Here--” he stops again, then shakes his head like he’s giving himself a vote of confidence. “This is…” he stops again and licks his lips, then pulls out a business card from his suit pocket. He scratches his number onto the blank back, and then Aaron at the top. “My number,” he managed to finish.

“Thanks,” you respond before wanting to smack your head onto the counter. Thanks?!?! There are a hundred better things to say. “W-when do you want me?” When do you want me??? “To be here, on Thursday, for the cookies.”

Aaron’s gone red. Your face is hot. This is a disaster. There’s no fixing this disaster. There’s no fixing it at all. But Aaron smiles all the same.

“U-uh. I’ll text you?” he looks so flustered. 

“You haven’t got my number,” you giggle, because he hasn’t. You’ve got his. He looks like a tomato as he blushes even more. “How about I text you my number, and you tell me when you’re free, and I’ll make sure there’s three cookies set aside for you that no one else buys.”

“Three?”

“You, your son, your sister-in-law.”

“I could really use you at work,” he laughs and… sits back down. Four seconds ago he was in such a rush to leave, and now he’s looking at you like you’re his whole world. He’s so precious, you wish you could just put him in a jar and protect all that goodness from the evils of the world. Surely he couldn’t have met too many of them just yet? He’s still got a smile that could brighten up the night sky, people who’ve seen all the hurt and pain in the world can’t smile like that.

“I don’t think I’m clever enough to get into Quantico. Unless they like people serving them coffees,” you smile gently and he tilts his head while looking at you. A curious puppy. You want to lean over and squish his cheeks for thinking you could be anything more than a server at a roadside diner.

“You’d brighten the place up.”

“You brighten my place up.” Corny, highschool grade flirting. He smiles all the same. Can he smile any more than that? Probably not, he might combust and become a star. “You know you don’t have to keep putting money into the tip jar, right? Not the amount you do. Most people just put in their change.”

He looks at the tip jar. “It’s for Rita’s hospital bills, right? It’s why she won’t look at it, because she’s embarrassed, but also why you and Joe count every bill that goes in it.”

“Alright, Sherlock Holmes.”

“It says on the jar,” he jokes, and points to the permanent marker that’s bled through the otherside of the tip jar. You laugh. Aaron laughs.

“I do have to go.”

“Go,” you laugh. “I’ll text you when I’m off my shift.”

He nods, looking a little sad to go, but also a little excited. He must really love his son.

“I’ll see you on Thursday, Y/n.”

“I’ll see you on Thursday, Aaron,” you return and watch him leave. Shit, he’s even cuter leaving. He even waves from his car before he drives off. You’re close to squealing when the bikie gang pull up, flooding the carpark, then all come in ready for their coffee. At least Aaron’s hot chocolate warmed up the machine for them.

[tarantulas4davey]

Youtuber!Ralbert Au - Part Two

once again inspired by the wonderful and fabulous @we-are-inevitable and you can find her original concept here

part one to this series can be found here

and my valentine’s concept can be found here

i finally did it guys are you proud ✨

LETS DO THIS THING

now that we’re here, i realized i forgot some vital information last time (aka i hadn’t come up with it yet but ranting to jorja helped me solidify the world thank you mother goose)

so race’s online handle is radioactive racer, and albert’s is, as we know, chaotic red

both of these come from when they were in middle school and had just made vine accounts

albert’s entire account was just videos of race doing dumb shit while he cackled in the background

race’s was just memes

but because this was middle school, race looks WILDLY DIFFERENT compared to now

he was in his full dyed hair and guyliner phase, and before he grew 8 inches the summer before freshman year, so he’s fairly unrecognizable in the vines of him (plus,,,, they were dumb 13 year olds, only their friends saw their vines)

but there’s just,,,, an account full of very cringe videos of 7th grade racetrack higgins on the internet that nobody’s connected to them yet, so we’ll do something with that eventually

now back to your regularly scheduled programming ✨

so race and ‘red’ announced they were dating about a month ago, and it’s getting increasingly difficult to make sure al’s face isn’t visible in any clips

also both of their channels are gaining more traction, and race is getting recognized more in public (which he adores, i might add)

but it means that eventually someone’s going to make the connection between the redhead race is walking around with and chaotic red

so despite how anxious it makes him

how genuinely terrified he is that he won’t live up to expectations and everyone will be disappointed

he decides to post a Q&A video to his channel and reveal his identity

it starts with him adjusting the focus onto the couch in their living room, before his stocky frame, black sabbath shirt, jewelry and freckles walk on screen, and he sits down

if anybody had any idea what to expect, the crooked grin, lip ring and custom snapback probably weren’t terribly high on their list

he lets out a breath and his grin gets a bit wider, before he waves into the camera “hey guys! so,,,, this is probably a bit out of left field, but i wanted to properly introduce myself. i’m albert, nice to meet you, but please, call me red.”

his eyes flicker to behind the camera and he rolls his eyes slightly at race’s chuckling that barely audible to the audience

“don’t you dare laugh at me, i’ve never done this before!”

“you’re doing great babe, you’re just a massive dork.”

“stuff it, blondie.”

al can’t really hold back his laughter, not completely, so he huffs a bit before turning back to the camera and properly answer questions to “let the people get to know me”

the dynamic from race’s original video revealing their roommates is flipped

the audience finally getting to see that albert’s grin pulls up slightly farther on the left side than the right

or that he fidgets with his lip ring when he’s thinking through an answer

or the utterly s o f t look he has in his eyes when he looks at racer, one that seriously doesn’t match his mischievous expression or abrasive voice

he answers questions with more ease than he expected, excited to finally be sharing, but once it comes time to hit upload he freezes

“race i don’t think i can do this”

“of course you can sweetheart, everyone already loves you”

“but what if they’re disappointed? what if i’m not cool or interesting or attractive enough? what if-“

“al i k n o w you did not just look at me with t h a t face and claim to not be ‘attractive enough’. attractive enough for who, red? people that are gonna say mean shit anyway?”

al ends up hitting the upload button and promptly hitting his forehead on his desk in anguish cause holy shit what’d i just do

all his worrying ends up being for nothing because everyone absolutely adores him and won’t stop saying how p r o u d they are and how pretty he is

“i told you, dumbass. you’re the prettiest person i know.”

“stop it, you sap.”

he starts using face cams for his (and race’s, when he’s on the chaotic red channel) gameplays and his focused face is s o c u t e

race finally doesn’t have to be sneaky or beg him to take pictures anymore

race is also incredibly excited to not have to aggressively edit all his videos to make sure you can’t see al’s face/hear his name in any of them

race “accidentally” leaves the clip of them slow dancing in the kitchen to ed sheeran in the vlog right after the face reveal

when al next films a sit down video, race is behind the camera, and they’re going through old pictures of albert from childhood (most of them have race in them too, he might as well be there)

this is when the fans discover albert blushes when he’s embarrassed

this video is also how everyone connects the old chaotic red vine account to them and race is m o r t i f i e d

they make it to a picture of them just after they got together, race leaning into albert’s side loosing his shit at something jack is doing off camera, but in-the-picture albert is too busy looking completely head over heels for race to notice whatever they’re doing over there

al just grins and looks up at race with the same stupid mushy expression

“that’s when i knew i was really in love with you”

you can basically hear race m e l t behind the camera and he just tackles al into a hug on the couch and it’s SUCH a cute couple-y moment

“yeah, and you were calling m e the sap earlier. s u r e, whatever helps you sleep at night, albie.”

“it ain’t sappy if it’s true, tonio.”

and editing-al cuts it off, but race had untucked his face from al’s neck and dragged him into a kiss

when he finally got back to filming, al may or may not have had to use cover up on his neck to make it less conspicuous, but that’s neither here nor there to be honest

also this isn’t a necessary addition but every once in awhile race or al will forget to cover up marks on their necks before filming and get absolutely ROASTED on twitter

i have a thousand more ideas for this au so i promise i will be making more at some point but here’s ✨this✨ for now

lmk if you want me to add you to a tag list or whatever cause i’m down with that

ok fín

[toshsatos]

sorry if i inadvertently spoiled u w the set pics ! im tagging stuff as #s13 but if theres a spoiler tag u want me to use please lmk 🤧💖 (-gaybillpotts)

oh no it’s ok!!! pls don’t be sorry! i was more disappointed that the bbc hasn’t kept it a secret, certainly not that it was posted on tumblr. i’m sorry it came across that way, i’ll proofread my tags next time

(and honestly since i saw it i’ve realised i’m glad i did - the weeping angels are my favourite aliens and there’s finally something to be excited about)

[numberedneptune]

character creation tag!

thanks becs ( @littlelcnterns ) for tagging me! 

i’ll be doing this tag with my character, william andersen! who you can read about over here !

sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged lmk and ill remove but here you go!: @sorroways, @noloumna, @therietvelds, @montevena, @cipactlis

1. what was the first element of your oc that you remember considering (name, appearance, backstory, etc.)?

hmm, i think the first thing i came up with was the personality and job. i originally wanted william to be a librarian, of course that’s no longer his occupation. but he’s still the same nervous pent-up guy he always was!

2. did you design them with any other characters/ocs from their universe in mind?

mmhm! him and ozzie were a package deal, i knew that i wanted a contrasting and differing dynamic between them. i didn’t know who they were at that time, but i was pretty certain what their relationship would be like. 

3. how did you choose their name?

i went to a baby-naming site and once that didn’t work i went around my room and looked at the names of some authors on my favourite books - then i made a mindmap and just pretty much wrote down possible names. ozzie’s name was originally graham.......can u imagine.

4. in developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts?

well, i set it in london because i knew that that was where i wanted them to be situated. however, their backstory doesn’t relate to a certain place in particular, it can really be applied anywhere and it wouldn’t make a difference because let’s just say that ozzie and william’s backstories are....emotional.

5. is there any significance behind their hair color?

nope! dont think of them in terms of appearance!

6. is there any significance behind their eye color?

nope! dont think of them in terms of appearance!

7. is there any significance behind their height?

ozzie is tall but is soft and that’s about it. 

8. what (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story?

i relate to william in the sense that sometimes he can be a bit too sarcastic for his own good and definitely relate to his insecruities as a writer, i also relate to ozzie in the sense that he feels the need to lift the moods of everyone in the room almost to a fault. 

9. are they based off of you, in some way?

mm, definitely not. 

10. did you know what the oc’s sexuality would be at the time of their creation?

no i didn’t! but after some thought and development of backstory, i realised that william is quite anxious and that would most likely derive from his struggling with his own identity and who he is as a person. canonically, he identifies as queer but im hoping to explore that more in the second book (if i write one lol)

11. what have you found to be most difficult about creating art for your OC (any form of art: writing, drawing, edits, etc.)?

for edits, i dont find them that bad? i do a lot of poster type stuff but i haven’t done that in ages so :)

12. how far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all?

is it bad i don’t understand the question

13. if you had to narrow it down to 2 things that you MUST keep in mind while working with your oc, what would those things be?

william is stubborn and because of this struggles at making true connections with people, ozzie may be the life of the party but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t make mistakes. 

14. what is something about your oc that can make you laugh?

how ozzie can go from a softie to talking cold hard facts in some situations and with william the fact that sarcasm pretty much makes up 70% of his personality. 

15. what is something about your oc that can make you cry?

ozzie and william’s backstory but we’re keeping that hush hush for now. 

16. is there some element you regret adding to your oc or their story?

definitely not. 

17. what is the most recent thing you’ve discovered about your oc?

ozzie’s desperate need to please the people around him and that william pretends that he loves isolation but yearns for human connection. 

18. what is your favourite fact about your oc?

the fact that ozzie can hyperextend his elbow and that william can’t swim.

[kpoptionate]

skz ➾ boyfriend!hyunjin

stray kids masterlist // official masterlist

07.19.18

requested: anon + anon + anon

a/n: thank y’all for requesting <333 (anon #3 i’m writing this at midnight and i’m crying i love you) (also i’ll get the minho one up soon !!)

a/n2.0: this got really long dammit lmao i’m so in love with him

woojin // bangchan // minho // changbin // hyunjin // jisung // felix // seungmin // jeongin

h w a n g  h y u n j i n

y’all

this is my boyfriend right here mkay

but if he were yours

wOw do i wish i were you

he was at the park with his dog kkami one morning

and he was just chillin on the bench bc his dog is chill too

but then she (he ? idk someone inform me please) sprinted over to this girl on a nearby bench and started barkin at her (it’s you !)

hyunjin goes to collect his dog and apologizes and you tell him it’s fine, your dog does that too sometimes

and he doesn’t really know what to do so he just kinda apologizes again

you think he’s hella cute and adorable so you pat the bench beside you and motion for him to sit

he was lowkey hoping for you to do that bc he thinks you’re super cute

so y’all’s dogs run around and play while you and hyunjin talk and get to know each other

time flies by and the sun’s starting to set wow

kkami is asleep on your lap and to hyunjin that’s literally like the best thing ever

the prettiest boy/girl ever getting along with his dog, what else could a guy want am i right

he thinks you’re pretty cool and all so he gets your number as the two of you separate

y’all hang out a lotttt

definitely waits a few months to ask you out just to make sure

he eventually does when y’all have a picnic at the park late at night

he brought flowers and a necklace :’)

the first time he brings you over to the dorm to meet the guys they’re freaking out

like wow one of us actually managed to get a girlfriend

i mean everybody thought the first one would be hyunjin tho bc like

he’s hyunjin

he’s also kinda cliché but it’s so cute

your first official date as a couple he takes you to the amusement park

the rest of skz follows y’all but they make it so obvious

like dressed in all black and everything

he wins you a stuffed animal and gets you ice cream and goes on all the rides you wanna go on even if he's scared

when it's dark you he takes you on the ferris wheel

the guys def know what’s going on, cue them spaced out around the area with binoculars and walkie-talkies

when y’all get to the top

he takes his finger under your chin and makes you look at him

he gives a small smile with a little huff and

leans in

and

kisses you

sweetly

when he pulls back he’s got that grin™ on his face

the guys on the ground are screaming and cheering and hyunjin gets superr shy but doesn’t let you know they’re there

okay

so

y’all don’t argue a lot

he hates making you feel bad

boy has a little temper on him but he knows how to control it

until he gets jealous

he is one jealous boi™

around his members he might get jealous every once in a while but it’s not enough to bother him too much

with other people tho ?

watch out hun he’s coming for you

when he sees you talking to a friend and it’s going a little too far he’ll invite himself into the conversation

but the other person just doesn’t stop and you’re too naïve to notice they’re flirting with you

so he’ll pull the other party over to the side for a conversation with his hand tightly around their wrist

“look, i’m not trying to interrupt or anything but that’s exactly what i’m doing, keep that shit up or i swear to fucking god”

i’m not experienced with aggressive dialogue i’m sorry lmao

however, on the occassion you do argue he can get kinda out of hand

might accidentally yell something you’re self-conscious about in the heat of the moment

he’ll hate himself when you storm out crying

very stubborn, but not when it comes to you, no sir

he’ll give you two or three hours to rest and calm down

then he’ll show up at your door with flowers and snacks and little gifts to apologize

his eyes’ll be all red and puffy from crying

if you still close the door on him he’ll probably just burst into tears and not leave bc he just feels so bad and doesn’t want you to be mad and possibly leave him over something so trivial

always tries to make you smile

your laugh is literally like the best thing he’s ever heard

you guys goof around so much

he has so many pictures of you on his phone

he probably sets up a personal insta just so he can put up photos of the two of you together

they’re usually while you’re eating or sleeping (you asleep on his lap is his wallpaper)

or while y’all are on dates

expect lots of those btw

lots

if he’s feeling like the aesthetic boyfriend he is he’ll take you on small ones like the dog / amusement park or ice cream or to a little outdoor café or bike rides through seoul and stuff like that

but he also loves fun ones like laser tag or go-karting

if you guys haven’t seen each other in a while though he’ll take you to something a little more fancy

he always makes sure you look good he always thinks you do tho

like if y’all are going out and you look kinda dumb

he refuses to leave until you fix yourself

he does it in a playful and loving way though

if he can’t find anything for you to wear he’ll buy you something to

he definitely takes you shopping a lot

mostly for clothes

likes you wearing leather jackets and a tshirt

especially his leather jacket

or his sweatshirts

any of his clothes really

you just look so cute and soft and cuddly and fhsjfhjkds you bust all his uwus

it makes him want to cuddle and squeeze you to death

especially if you’re just in your underwear and one of his white shirts to bed

waking up with him is the best bc he’s all up against you with his face nuzzled in your neck

whines when you try to get up and he’ll grab your hand and pout and you just can’t resist bc who can say no to a pouty hyunjin

i feel like crying imagining it :’)

likes cooking with you

even if it doesn’t turn out so great

y’all are always just messing around in the kitchen

likes finding recipes so when you fall asleep or something he can have something for you to eat when you wake up

always makes sure you eat too

oh you just woke up ? i’ll get breakfast

you haven’t eaten since lunch and it’s been four hours ? let’s get a snack

jUst finished pizza ? you need more hun

you need to make sure he eats and rests enough too though

bc he practices a lottt and often forgets to grab lunch so please please please bring him something to eat

he absolutely loves when you do that

it makes him feel loved and cared for and important

likes to be babied, but also likes babying you

love love love loves showing you off

like he’s constantly talking about you to everyone

cool with pda only if you are

if you are then that’s gREAT

he likes to drape his arm around your shoulder when you guys walk

especially around people

loves hugging you from behind and resting his chin on your head

cuddling 24/7

cooking ? he’s back hugging you and waiting for you to feed him

dancing ? he’s changing the song so y’all can slow dance

watching netflix ? he’s all up on you, legs tangled in yours with your head on his chest and his fingers in your hair

really good at kissing

like have you seen them lips boiiii

does it all the time

especially little pecks on your lips

doesn’t care if there’s people around, he’s your boyfriend he can do what he wants

he doesn’t go past that when people are present

but when they’re not

bitchhhhh

okay so

he might be legal in america however he’s not in korea so i’m gonna keep it appropriate for his age, lmk if there’s a problem please

okay so everything usually starts with cuddling

which’ll lead to him giving you little kisses on your forehead or cheek

which moves to your lips

and he’ll peck you some times before giving you a longer kiss

he’ll gradually move from your lips to your jaw to your neck to your collarbones

leaving marks all the way down

then back up again

he’ll teasingly drag his tongue up and across your lips before finally locking his with yours

pulling you onto his lap with a hand at your jaw around your ear

his other on your waist

when it comes to kissing he’s definitely not rough at all with it, very slow and passionate

lotsss of open-mouthed kisses with tongue

probably groans a lot

especially if you bite his bottom lip oh lord

he loves it

also bites and pulls yours while looking at you with dark, hooded eyes

somebody stop me please this is too much for my heart

runs his hands up and down your body

like he’ll start from your neck and slowly travel down to your waist and thighs before going right back up

will also slip his hands under your shirt when he comes back

loves it when you roam your hands around his body too

especially his chest and collarbone area

however he also loves your body pressed all the way up against his to where y’all can feel each others heartbeats

probably won’t go farther than pushing your hips down against him

bc even tho he’s a confident boy he respects you and doesn’t want to do anything you don’t

even if he did i’m not writing past that dammit

#stopsexualizingminors2k18

so he’ll end it off by dragging his hands up to cup your face

and he’ll slow down the kissing until it gets to soft little pecks again

then he’ll kiss you all over your face and lay down facing each other with your legs tangled

smiling with red and swollen lips

facing each other with your legs tangled and your arms around his torso, his draped across your waist

bc he just loves looking at you

he’ll kiss you again bc he just can’t help himself

he loves the feeling of your lips on his

then he’ll pull away and settle his face in your neck and fall asleep

wow i’m in love :’)

overall someone who just loves you so so so so much and loves to take care of you

but you need to take care of him as well bc he’s busy and forgetful

you’re truthfully the best thing that’s ever happened to him, nothing makes him happier than being able to see and touch you

it’s not possible to love him more than he loves you

okay i’m soft

i’ll stop now goodbye

[yeonjuins]

hiii! It’s the goingtouniversitysoonforgfx anon again💀💀

call me june☺️! ngl that’s what I acc go by on my blog so if you ever find it, cool and hi :) (im just anon bc im shy lmao) - honestly i really love that name and it’s my birthday month, (I finish in June too!), also one of the first krnb artists I started listening to back in 2020 is called june and I was absolutely in love w his music, like he was all I had in rotation with gsoul and couple others

i haven’t acc tried using ae yet, your guide gave me a rough idea of where to start, I just haven’t gotten round to it . Truth is I’m so so so soooooo bad w time management and getting stuff done so I couldn’t make any extra passion projects for my portfolio (I ult txt and procrastinate like crazy so put that together with having to prepare for a 6hr exam) 😭

I had this really cool idea for an Ateez zine but all I’ve done is the cover roughly and nothing else - so I just quickly made a few things and compiled school and personal stuff together and sent it off, im really bummed out about the zine because it’s something I would’ve really put my all in and be so proud of but I didn’t wanna rush it and not be proud of it 🥲 if I ever make it I’ll be sure to show you!

On the bright side I made this fairy of shampoo poster that I love and a Polaroid love poster that I made on a whim-that oddly turned out really good that I sent off, but i wanted to animate it which I ended up not doing….. I’ll get round to it eventually…..

I have 2 offers tho! Just not from where I wanna go lmao, I should have the rest by the end of March so fingers crossed..

this could be the weirdest question you’ve ever gotten but like, how do u sort all your gfx stuff..? Like resources wise (colourings, pngs, elements) idk if I’m using the right terms but you get what I’m saying right?

I do have them in folders but most of the time I go on downloading sprees and then I end up leaving everything over the place - I may have just answered my own question but I’m just wondering what works for you or if you know anyone that has anything organised in a specific way where it’s easy to navigate, u know?

SORRY FOR THIS REALLY LONG ASK, I see you’re really swamped with asks already but….yeah. I also saw that you take music recs so I wanted to make a few! (That was the originally whole reason why i was sending an ask but i rambled alot replying to ur last answer to me…)

I have a million and one favourite songs rn, but these are my faves in rotation - lmk if you’ve already heard!

snowy night - billlie

sincerity - WONPIL

super rare - epik high, wonstein and ph-1

again - def, LEON

Cool to see other DVWN Fans and also it’s really cool to see how you’ve kinda created a space to talk about music, krnb and such, I always felt like I was the only one in this music bubble skhsjsj

Anyway, ENJOY :]

(putting under read more cause lengthy response (": )

please please !! never feel bad for having a long ask (": i'm honoured really people want to talk to me hehe <3 secretly typing up my response in class right now because this class is boring LMFAO

hello june !!! i acc have a friend with the same name on here so i'll call you 'june anon' if thats alright hehe (will go back to previous asks and change the tag as well so we can look back if we ever need to <3) and I CANNOT BELIEVE JUNE WAS ONE OF YOUR FIRST KRNB ARTISTS..... if we're talking about the same person- he's also apart of plt records right?? i am absolutely in love with anyone that is aware of plt....

oh my- please i feel like that wasn't even a proper guide ;; ik i already said this but i feel like i should've gave something more structured PAHHAHA hopefully it still helps you in some sort of way ;; and a 6 hour exam wtf that's acc insane imo ):< time management is super hard (<- literally micromanages everything to get stuff done <- horrible at micromanaging <- don't micromanage either, it's horrible for mental health if you don't condone time for it)

omg zines... i absolutely love making zines they're so fun... i think the first zine i made was an isometric house illustration based off of childhood photos of my friends ;0 i think i titled it the 'HOME' project or something but that was one of my first big projects that really pushed me towards wanting to do stuff with design in my fuutre (": i entirely know what you mean by 'wanting to give it your all'... it's really polarizing but as creators you feel the weight on your shoulder to make things good esp if the topic means a lot to you ;; please do show (if you feel comfortable and if you end up making it) !!!!

wHAHHAH edits on the whim are SOOO fun... i made my animal crossing edit / gyugle on a whim and they're truly one of my favourites hehe... i think i said this with humming anon but i feel like anything associated to fos is instnatly god tier... like nothing can go wrong with it ever and that is simply the truth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YAYAYAY CONGRATS ON GETTING TWO OFFERS OMG ! that's acc amazing ;0 excuse me for prying but are you perhaps in canada...? it sounds like your school system is the same as mine ;; if you don't feel comfortable with sharing though feel free to ignore !! whatever college/uni you end up going to, i'm 90% sure it's all purely what you make out of the experience (the other 10% comes from me not even . being in university so i can't entirely vouch for this PAHAHAH) i believe in you my love <3

i’m going to answer your gfx organization question in a separate text post !! just in case someone else asks me so i can just redirect it easily ;; (you can find it here!) 

oh my god i wanted to get into billie for so long because i absolutely love their debut song + concept + THEIR ?? CHOEROS ARE SO COOL (lia kim <3 she never misses... <3) snowy night feels so christmasy it’s so cute... omg i acc never listened to wonpil’s solo stuff ;; i used to be obsessed with day6 in like 8th-9th grade but his voice is so angelic and soft ): my spotify acc broke listening to wonpil’s song SO I CAN’T . PAUSE IT NOW . (<- had to force restart my phone PAHAHHAH wonpil your power...) ASDHOIAKLMW AND OMG EPIK HIGH SOOOOO TRUE.... istg the more i answer asks the more anons bring out my krnb/khiphop days... absolutely love epik high’s ‘we’ve done something wonderful’ album... no skips on that album imo but i’m not sure if everyone would like it since it does have some of those ‘old school’ vibes to it (the song is lovely btw ph-1′s part is <3) ouu i feel like i’ve heard of leon before but this song is new to me ;0 it’s so chill wHAAHA it has like..... a hint of dpr vibes to it (<- thinks about dpr live’s jasmine obsessively... i also hate the fact that i use the word ‘vibes’ but idk what else i should say like ‘energy’ sounds equally as........... ‘gen z’ to me ASOHDIMKLWA)

thank you for the song recs my love (”: and thank you for dropping by my inbox hehe like i said all the way above, i don’t mind long asks !! let’s me talk about similar interests and i just think it’s wholesome overall <3 i hope your day has been going lovely as far my angel <3

[kuhlista]

i was tagged by @astrobee to do this alphabet questionnaire thingy! 

a: age guess (its in my about but it’s such an awkward age to be i hate it)

b: birthplace texas baby (i hate that too sry not sry but texas kinda sucks)

c: current time 10 pm 

d: drink you had last aloe drink, take a fuckin sip babes cause that shit is good

e: easiest person to talk to the wonderful @knightiwa i love you im so glad i have you, also my bestie le but she’s doesnt have a tumblr so i cant tag her 

f: favorite song really depends on my mood

g: grossest memory every single memory ever, all gross

h: hogwarts house ravenclaw

i: in love i would like to be but im in no rush

j: jealous of people always, im working on it.. it’s mostly up to me because im not as happy in my own skin as i want to be and seeing other people being happy makes me jealous, yea im working on it. 

k: killed someone uh

l: love at first sight i don’t believe in judging people by their cover so no i don’t believe in that, someone could be really fucking hot but i wouldn’t fall in love with anything but their looks and thats not what love is to me. 

m: middle name blake, its also one of my nicknames so you guys can call me blake if you want

n: number of siblings one

o: one wish more money please, so that i can live in peace 

r: reasons to smile the sun, the moon, animals, the color blue, art that makes me feel things, music, the people i love, walking into target and smelling the pretzels, flowers

s: song you sang last the louvre

t: time you woke up like 9 am idk today was a blur i might have gone places who knows 

u: underwear colour black

v: vacation destination the beach baby

w: worst habit acting on things i havent thought through

x: x-rays just for my foot and elbow, i break things occasionally. 

y: your favorite food soups, spicy stuff, seafood, pizza (mostly for the bread i love bread), bread, garlic bread, naan, bagels, baguettes, bread.. 

z: zodiac sign libra sun

hhh thank you sm for tagging me i do love doing tags but i really suck at actually writing them and posting them, they just sit in my drafts i have like 30.. i love tags thank you!! since i haven’t done many tags in the past year or so im not sure who i should tag so if youre reading this then im tagging you, yea you, do the tag!!! i know you wanna !!!

if you want me to tag you in things then lmk!! somehow!! i’ll make a list!

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HOW DO YOU RUN YOUR BLOG

Speed: molasses ass slow. i’m a person whit a lot of irl stress, issues with focus, and overall physical and mental problems. i am super slow unless dedicated and very strict with myself. i know i’ve let down people with just how slow i am - and i apologize, but das just how it is. there are days i just go awol even to my closest friends. please understand that. i’m very hesitant to drop threads though so sometimes you’ll see me finally reply months later. but atm i’m doing better so i write at a decent pace. longer threads of course take some time for me. i backspace and rewrite a lot.

Replies: anything from small to novella goes. i do unorthodox threads like ‘texting’ threads too. really anything goes.

Starters: i do a lot of starter calls but i’m heavy unreliable anymore with them since 8/10 times they seem to go unanswered. i’m always open to plotting or negotiating a rewrite of a starter. just lmk. i love when random starters hit me though bc it’s like ‘hey, i’m excited to write w you’ and that really twangs my heartstrings. big mood.

Inbox: i had anon off for a year. i don’t answer/deal w shady stuff and hate/threats. but PLEASE, don’t be afraid to send memes, jokes, questions, or just contact me for ic/ooc rabble via that. <3 i encourage it.

Selectivity: i’m not as selective as i seem, i hardly get the chance to play/watch many series so i’m always usually open to exploring other fandoms. as long as i can see wriggle room for my muse to fit in a fandom and you have rules and about, i’m p game. as long as it’s not something super far-fetched ( ie; trying to interact with like ..... ml/p po/nies and other muses similar. wh y.... ) i’m sure there's something that could be chunked together. i also rly don’t care abt aesthetics. sure i love them myself but you don’t have to have icons or an expansive vocab to write with me. you also can have as many icons as you want and write as much and how you like. i adapt p well.

Wishlist item: some more action-y threads. calm alex is nice but it gets old having him too ‘tame and domestic’ sometimes. i like fight threads but also stay away from them bc of the initial ‘ohoho u can’t beat my muse!!!!’ or power comparison that turns into a schlong measuring contest. not abt that life. alex is strong but i know his limits and prefer not to comparing him to other fandoms bc power differs from series to series. mainly just ... more him scaring people/torture, hunting down less moral characters with a heavy helping of plotting/communication is my wishlist. angst to. ram my bum w some angst

Honest note: i’m super friendly and generous. i love people. as long as you don’t use me for followers/graphics/etc. i’m always here for you. that sounds harsh but i’ve had people ‘follow and friend me’ for their benefit only. don’t do that. otherwise, i prob already love you if you follow me and 300% of the time if you follow me i’m down for writing.

tagged by: @conflagrationsstyle

tagging: ahhhhhhh, ummm, steal this from me bc this has been in my drafts for so long idk who has done it.