#if u think for a second im not getting into this delicious rpf they have been cooking up all press tour after this ur WRONG
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wanghedi · 3 days ago
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songmo almost never smiles in this but when li yunrui smiles and his eyes go like ^_^ which is like all the time this guy loves smiling but anyway ppl call him and meng ziyi grape and raisin when hes laughing next to her 😭 bc his eyes are all squished and meng jie has her big round bambi cartoon eyes
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girldriveroscar · 1 month ago
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there's something so awfully delicious about mclarens we win as a team dynamic bc every week has become landoscar competing to sit in zak's mclaren branded cuck chair. one driver gets to fall on the sword dying the good death while the other is crowned for bullshit wins that they're forced to act grateful for— while we pretend its not all pathetically manufactured!!!! waiting patiently for mclarens house of cards to crumble because there is no we in winning. oh my god zak brown holding his two drivers by the fucking nape asking them to smile and resist their egos when this! whole! sport! is about having the ego to decide you want it more than everyone!!! you deserve it more than everyone!!!!!.
something about lando watching the wdc crawl away, incapable of celebrating oscar ahead of him, realizing oscar is ruthless once the top step is available. questioning whether he leaves oscar behind or take him with, questioning if oscar would feed him to the dogs if given the chance. oscar being on the cusp of a championship campaign himself, somehow coming out of all these scenarios as mclarens martyr even when he's the one crossing the line first
just everything about the way landos felt in debt to oscar since brazil when maximizing points should be all that mattered to him in the first place, this pretense of teammateship that's so unbecoming of two dominant drivers better suited with the likes of a second driver in the seat beside them. and god! the humiliation of your second driver choosing to be second because there was no real fight to begin with. and yet they're leveling each other out so often that the exact scene has happened twice and will probably happen countless times again? oh my god genuinely just rebrand to cuckula one if have to watch landos masturbatory pat on the back celebrations while oscar has his fifth ruined orgasm in a row bro what is this.
something something sport as a metaphor for sex, landos wins becoming something perverse in the way his climaxes only come at the downfall of oscar. the way lando needs to revel in that dirty selfish pride in order to become a champion and he so wants to but theres a chorus of voyeurs telling him he's sick for it... something about lando being a man eater til its oscar smiling at him Like that, nudging him to just drive knowing one of them must be sacrificed for the others glory.. yeaaaa of course there's rpf in this do u think im a rookie...
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